Tom Segura Overdoses - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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[@viberatings7249]

What's up with these gay ass intros

[@skejkmk4331]

Aslan T Vorlon pokemon sword and shield

[@MountainDuke-music]

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[@samuelscales5078]

As long as ari Shaffir isn’t involved. Dude makes me look funny, and let me tell you, I’m not funny

[@brianray1698]

@@MountainDuke-music v gv gg vgggvg. H v. Vgggggvgvvvv vv gvv

[@AutoKeyz]

He’s so good at telling stories. He has this way of making you imagine everything he’s talking about. You’re not even watching him on stage.

[@aliciahoverson]

Yes! 🤔

[@cheebee9684]

this is so true man. the way he tells this story, i can visualize every single part of it

[@AMPFIELDVISION]

This is true I didn't even think about it, I wasn't watching him, I was picturing every scene he was describing

[@kingsizegaming94]

So true! Really enjoying it

[@vjha0534]

That's the truth!

[@JWnFlorida]

Japanese parents are tuff...

[@darceyblake2883]

Seguuuuuuuu-raa

[@rohitiyer285]

@@darceyblake2883 smiiiiith

[@Lahng_Blackduke]

Sí, los míos siempre me están empujando a la oficina de correos, también.

[@Batmann_]

I understood that reference

[@kevinskula7053]

😂😂😂

[@astralok]

Was his Drug dealer Ari?

[@Rainingsandstone]

Lmao

[@Wafflegazm]

Could've been, but Ari gets his drugs from his favorite drug dealers.

[@knugen16]

@@Wafflegazm 😂😂😂😂😂

[@spacemancam]

Jon Wheeler I was looking for a comment about this 😂

[@Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027]

yes

[@thesishimselfofficiall9470]

I swear he has one of the most epicly perfect deliveries of all time. Period.

[@Mist007DD]

Yeah, his delivery is incredible

[@c0m4g1bb]

ThesisHimself that's quite the claim.. Ever heard of Mr George Carlin, Richard Pryor? Or you some fail hard hipster millennial with no culture or genuine taste?

[@RevelationNChrist]

_coma_ mad. sad.

[@rhinoakee]

_coma_ woah you're like so cultured bro

[@HRRRRRDRRRRR]

GUYS! coma has heard of the most popular comics to have lived! Wow, he sure is cultured!

[@donutfam4421]

i didn't want his story to end

[@sdry]

It surely fucking felt like it

[@asifmetal666]

I was doing those shit back in 97!!! memory

[@bennyrodriguez8788]

Me 3

[@drhoneybadger]

He's a great speaker

[@jerredstuart2992]

I never want any of his stories to end

[@EbolaSquirrel]

They should have a sign on each hospital light saying “you’re not dead,you’re in the hospital”

[@atartup]

🧕

[@adventuresingamedevelopment]

Genius

[@samd1405]

why ruin the mystery?

[@EbolaSquirrel]

Miller urine

[@terrydevlin3486]

But that's half the fun

[@shooglechic]

I am SO GLAD he survived.

[@DyslexicSolMusic]

So am I, just so we could hear this story

[@CrazyLocoInsane1]

He loves being in the hospital he was just there after a horrific dunk attempt

[@lukastaylor9544]

Why?

[@MrMorgs1000]

@@lukastaylor9544 look up Tom Segura basketball accident

[@juggaloluke55]

Im sure it didn't happen.... just a skit

[@XenosSavior]

You can tell Segura is a talented comic (among other reasons) because he artfully takes a story that was to him and would be anyone else very traumatic and full of negative emotions, and makes it genuinely funny. All in his timing and delivery.

[@uenragedbro]

Tragedy+time=comedy

[@waynegretzkyy]

Watching this for the first time ever, and apparently Tom has legit been one of the best story tellers. Clear spoken, relaxed and just funny

[@winterblossom4446]

you nailed it. its his extremely relaxed delivery. its dry or something. I love listening to him. Nothing is overdone. It just feel so smooth. One of my favorites

[@reedusurrights2547]

Wayne?

[@bmgag19]

leads me to think, i wonder how many awesome comedians out there have a story like this and died and never made it big to tell the tale.

[@bemzen5240]

Mitch Hedberg is probably the best example. He made it big but not at the right time.

[@maumbu]

bmgag19 all of them.

[@BiG_SorD]

Greg giraldo died from alcoholism he was super funny

[@Turk_2023]

@@BiG_SorD Patrice

[@sallyho3000]

Plenty.

[@jaylew889]

He's not kidding, we had a party house and someone tried selling a bottle of ghb. When we figured out what it was we just took it from him so it didn't get used inappropriately. We divided up between the 6 of us to try and then poured the rest out. Holy shit it was like drinking 20 beers but not feeling bloated or uncomfortable. Somehow ended up at Walmart making sandwiches in the cold cuts section

[@anonymousanonymous-tw3wm]

🤣😂

[@Pliko3]

Jaw Lew Is cool don't forget it he's such a cool guy

[@jacobkudrowich]

@@Pliko3 so cool cause he robbed the guy of his ghb and got high off it like a mit head.

[@pryingeyes1551]

An Asian woman spiked my drink in Portland once. I don't know if she was after my empty wallet or an organ. She got me into a cab with her, but a drunk friend hopped in the car, and she left angrily. My next memory was waking up on my apartment floor with about 20 strangers in the living room. Edit: probably worth mentioning that I was also drunk and taking k-pins twice a day for PTSD. So I'm thankful that I did wake up at all, and with all my organs, I.D.s and credit cards to boot.

[@prunehead]

Well aren't you just an absolute arsehole

[@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583]

"What did you take??" "Heroin" "ARE YOU SERIOUS??!!" "jk lol" -comedian to the end, and that's what I respect about this man 😁

[@Trevorc159]

Ridikipickle Peckinpuff I have a feeling that part is made up. Comedians love to lie to make things funnier

[@chrism45]

@@Trevorc159 Yeah and probably the conversations with the doctor mostly.

[@charlesfoutch1132]

Did you notice they misspelled heroin?

[@jasonc8241]

@@Trevorc159 absolutely. Don’t think jk really was a thing that long ago

[@symix.]

@@jasonc8241 jk was thing even 20 years ago bro...

[@snugglybear182]

joey diaz chilling in the back

[@JP-bc8zc]

WHERE!?

[@DarthSpringsteen]

@@JP-bc8zc 4:00

[@MichaelVitello]

He blends in you can’t really see him

[@josephblanchard6248]

Lmaoooo I see him now 😂. But how and/or why did you even notice him in the first place...

[@josephblanchard6248]

@@JP-bc8zc he's camouflaged in the dark area, which makes it look like he's standing in the doorway. But you probably won't even notice him until he just randomly moves really quick for a second tho. So just stare @ the dark square-looking area that's located near like the back left until he moves, and then you'll notice him tbh lol.

[@michaeldoyle4701]

Love Tom as a comedian but you can see how much he’s improved with he’s delivery and presence on the stage

[@senseiii3986]

Absolutely. And his confidence is LEAGUES higher now and he looks great after losing so much weight. Segura is a G

[@jonnygodoy6772]

That same drug dealer spiked tom’s friend named Bert in his own house

[@JW-zl5ju]

Hahaa

[@titorazo4910]

Fuckin shafferrrr haha

[@rasmussyrjala1370]

Link to dat

[@jexikavindictive]

Ari? Lol

[@Littlegoblinfatface]

Jakson McLane dude, you are gay.

[@glockism1714]

It all lead up to a fat joke...Toms a genius.

[@TheShortOne410]

I see him and I think, BIKES!

[@lubbucs546]

Hold my pocket

[@mahatmakanejeeves3706]

+Adam Moody You in prison?

[@mahatmakanejeeves3706]

Danny Danko Um....was this book written for 6yr olds?

[@samk5842]

+Danny Danko What are you talking about?

[@timmykkgb]

Mahatma Kane Jeeves it's a Tom segura joke

[@jakerisi]

I’ve heard this story at least 3 times and keep coming back. Tom is such a talented storyteller!

[@Darkmatter105]

Man, I cringed when he said the parents came into the frame. That's almost worse then the actual overdose. The guilt and shame is SO BAD..."just disappointed" is like daggers in the eyes lol.

[@bojan705]

I laughed so hard at that point I snorted coke out thru my nostrills.

[@Bravo-Too-Much]

Only if you have good parents though

[@breepetals3491]

It really hits home when he said that when his dad said he was disappointed how to not tell him until he can breathe on his own

[@yankydoodlepaddy613]

Grow the fuck up

[@lollol-qf2ls]

That's how my parents were when they found out I smoked weed 😂😂😂

[@YoureInSilico]

This is still my favorite of all the stories on this series.

[@redrum41987]

Same here

[@skunkusmunkus9385]

Mexicans got on boots.

[@ethanschafer4684]

“Hot chocolate” the Aaron berg story is pretty damn funny

[@RantTherapist]

Mexicans got on boots is still my favorite. But this is also good.

[@DSleezy117]

This or Stanhope's

[@pantheon6920]

That sudden HUGH gets me everytime

[@lov3ani]

this was so original, it wasn't just trying to get to the punch line, it was probably the best stories i have ever heard by a stand up comedian and it was hilarious.

[@FuckitnFightit]

Exactly.

[@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers]

You must never listen to podcasts put on by comedians, which is sort of the new thing now well at least several comedians join Podcast networks like Earwolf, Deathsquad, Toadhop, Nerdist all of which have many shows run by comedians.

[@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers]

Cody Price im just saying if you like stories like this video shows. Then podcasts are pretty much comedians shooting the shit telling stories.

[@JeffWarren47]

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[@toriamari649]

You need to listen to the comedian on his dad stealing from him

[@bongobob4145]

The bit should be called "How being fat saved my life"

[@newthrash1221]

Bongo Bob That would ruin the story and punchline.

[@ridgeshepherd4746]

That'd be better as his TED talk

[@patientxero8853]

Yes.

[@patientxero8853]

@ WTF... THIN PRIVELAGE IS A THING? SINCE WHEN!?

[@easytoslip]

Being male I'm sure helps. Can you imagine an obese, unshaven woman telling this story? She'd get absolutely destroyed by people online, not to mention probably booed off the stage lol

[@Awake129]

I love Tom’s delivery. He’s such a great storyteller. Hard subject, but he still crushes it. “What’s up everybody?!?!” LOL

[@EASMEDIA]

this is a GHB commercial

[@ZeranZeran]

WHY DOESN'T WALMART SELL IT? GOD DAMN IT

[@jameskushman9165]

Uncle Joey calls it GSP,lul!!!

[@majidminhas8954]

Georgia Home Boy!

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

I love GHB!!! GHB IIIZZZZ THE BEST! I am 40!

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

@@majidminhas8954 YES! YES! GEORGIA HOME BOY! I AM SO EXCITED! I love it!

[@patrickbertlein620]

I've noticed comedians take a lot of drugs.

[@DrewberTravels]

There are studies that say that intelligent people are more likely to take drugs.

[@thedukeofallsaiyans1369]

comedians use them to numb, historically they're very depressed

[@tjray7788]

Drugs are great, with the exception of heroine , crack, meth, and a variety of prescription pills. I think most people take them to have a good fucking time, people drink when they are depressed, they don't do drugs (yes I know alcohol is a drug)

[@AmazingAutist]

+D. Barton Sure. Right. Uhuh.

[@MrTwatwaffle007]

Patrick Bertlein A lot of comics are gifted with knowing how to read between the lines and not believing the bullshit that others spew to cover certain things up that are otherwise shitty intentions to others. Being a comedian is kinda the same lifestyle of being a rockstar. It's drugs sex and comedy- rather than drugs sex and rock and roll, the two mix perfectly ( see what I did there. Lol. Yea- I'm gonna go drink bleach.)

[@SparkIeMotion]

It's amazing how he looks so much healthier now, being home because of the pandy. Even after his injury. So happy for him.

[@ghidfg]

flawless delivery

[@tylerjaynes822]

Tom's one of my favorite comedians. He's sooooo fucking funny

[@devilmademe8487]

Tyler Jaynes I love him and his wife podcast I just found it like two weeks ago lol like where have I been

[@WavyNavy1]

Johnathon Wiseman God, you missed so much shit on their podcast lol.

[@blaisedefrances9422]

Even after 6 years.... watching it multiple times.... This always makes me laugh.

[@TransitTechLA]

"That's why I still haven't lost the weight you guys" *dead*

[@heydenleekley4757]

SUP KANE

[@rageblanket2139]

+Heyden Leekley SUP D

[@TOONAMAX]

Heyden Leekley lmao

[@gr1nder07]

Heyden Leekley Sup D....you?

[@jberczi6]

Sup d

[@Lord.Smith.the.first.]

Heyden Leekley hey

[@reddblurr]

The gallon reminds me of the skit from WKUK gallon of PCP

[@JohnKerns91]

Didn't even know that came in liquid form.

[@MrRomero00]

@@JohnKerns91 I didn't know it came in any other form lmaoo

[@zachbrown8421]

JKerns Science!

[@deathhzrd]

How long has she been dead Oh about 4 What years ago? PM

[@billiondollardan]

I can't believe this is SIX YEARS ago already. Tommy boy looks better today than he did back then

[@zoezzzarko1117]

8 years later now... and even better

[@JIGWIGPIG]

He's really good at storytelling and jokes. Very great at how to form it and I can visual everything by his words. Crazy. Keep making jokes man!

[@Mgbmax15]

I don’t understand how he just took drugs without even knowing what they do, THATS why his dad was disappointed lol

[@Azzy5k]

I mean to be fair a lot of drugs you cant even explain till someone trys them like acid is literally impossible to explain to someone what taking acid is like without that person taking acid because they have not experienced it

[@sharibyaku]

It’s called drugs babey. Welcome to the party

[@gonzodelphiki2083]

I think you're misinterpreting things a bit

[@DyslexicSolMusic]

That's what all teens and young adults do, and it's why I ain't having no kids.

[@maui1526]

I'm a bit late to the party here, but in this case, he had taken GHB before, knew its affects and what to expect, and then purchased what was called GHB, but turned out to be a mixture of other chemicals, its not that he didn't know what the drugs did, its that he didn't know the drugs were mislabeled and thus took a serious amount of some drug-cocktail and overdosed,

[@ericginnett1879]

Powerful Tom Segura

[@hitmanwolf]

Tom's Delivery is allways spot-on. his awkward humor is great.

[@DJMarcO138]

You can see glimmers of what he is now in this set. His act is so much more dynamic now.

[@arithegreat]

Man, he's good on stage.

[@ryandunnlives]

Too bad he's not that good in bed.

[@tommypayne4862]

That was my favorite set on the whole series so far.

[@allieclement9332]

This story is one of the best stories I’ve ever heard 😂😂

[@ericdonalson7276]

Overdoses are the shit!!

[@alyxi]

9 shots of GHB makes your jeans low and loose

[@deltaninjadrm]

9 shots of GHB kills you

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Haha....

[@Notmynews]

Lyzone glad we have you to clear that up for us.

[@FrankBoothPBR]

2 shots of ghb will fuck you up like polio.

[@zachjuduh3682]

Rape jokes

[@TenTonNuke]

5:58 He walked back into the bar as Richard Pryor?

[@tiredofyourtakes]

TenTonNuke lmao nailed it

[@willknight4105]

Hahahahhahahahha exactly right

[@kodapeppermint3242]

Yeah, pretty much

[@crummdog8125]

Well played sir 👍🏻

[@CSUGTV]

I just so happened to be reading this comment just as he got to this part lmao

[@sharonschimdtke2215]

I really enjoy they way yall incorporate your own experiences with drug addiction to bring awareness to the reality of how addiction. It can happen to anyone and that being an addict is exaggerated to some degree. Like any stereotype its pretty much on point when it comes to the long-term affects that come with being a substance abuser. In the end yes drugs literally take control of your life and completely alter personalities in the worst possible way that can be unrecognizable. Being a prisoner in your own body something that can't be describe

[@dashman8499]

That “jk” made it so I couldn’t breathe hahaha

[@MrPlausibleDenial]

I bet segura would be pretty cool to chill with.

[@the5stacys]

Nope.

[@minifridge8315]

Nah

[@Welcome-oj4qs]

No way

[@Boonses]

Shut the fuck up

[@EvilMaestro7]

Brilliant story teller I could listen to this guys OD stories all day long

[@esteehanvey5647]

I wanted to cry a little when he mentioned his parents.. so funny but also we can all relate a little

[@apothiconqueen9308]

My husband and I love watching this guy. He's so funny

[@harima7757]

I love Tom Segura so much! I cant wait till I see him live

[@mt-fh9yd]

*see him alive

[@harima7757]

@@mt-fh9yd ?

[@mt-fh9yd]

because he almost died and you said you want to see him "live" so i made the pun "alive"

[@harima7757]

@@mt-fh9yd But how do you know what he said is real? He is an entertainer.

[@harima7757]

@@mt-fh9yd you too old to believe everything man.

[@lukeperry8407]

I casually come back and watch this video every so often and laugh hysterically. I then repeat 3 months later. Strong suggest.

[@CloudyShinobi]

Tom’s improves so much as a comedian since this...wow

[@michaelmelro6641]

I wonder if Ari knew one day he'd be spiking fellow comedians drinks with highly illegal drugs at this point in his life.

[@michaelmelro6641]

@Harry Peterson The Hemorrhoids will finish him off before he reaches the end of that downward spiral.

[@Teepkicks]

Harry Peterson well he just ruined his whole career just last week lol

[@MS-ti6fy]

"Highly illegal drugs" lol do you hear how much of a bitch you sound like

[@whispersmith]

Who?

[@mopnem]

Dudes not even that funny soo, I mean even here saying “the best part was when he called u fat” just a lame addition to an otherwise good “set”

[@oostenmusic]

Joey Diaz peers ominously through the crowd from the back of the room @ 4:00

[@kevinm3180]

LIKE A DOCTAH

[@nickchavez555]

Watched this like 5 times and never noticed that till this comment

[@theomarzorati1353]

Wow I’ve watched this like literally 30 times ands I never saw that

[@jakecovert2528]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dasboy25]

I just wanted to say thank you. You have given me the strength and confidence to keep all of my excess fat. Even though I don’t do drugs… yet!

[@EllieJayden]

I wish he had more stand up!

[@yesthisisshi]

+EllieJayden he has three albums on spotify my man

[@bkr1895]

+EllieJayden He has a new one on Netflix that just came out

[@EllieJayden]

Vladimir Lenin I watched it last night :D it was great!

[@ValladaoMateus]

+EllieJayden Bikes.

[@SODTAOE]

+Konsboni TV keep those jeans high and tight

[@haydensnyder]

Crazy this was my first time ever seeing/hearing Tom Segura

[@drfunkburger3895]

Tom is legit the funniest man alive

[@DanielBrownsan]

Funny... But, do not EVER lie to your EMTs or emergency room team about what you took. 1. They probably know already and, 2 If they don't, and you lie, you could be dead really soon.

[@brandonknable7890]

Facts man

[@cheyennejane6395]

What if u want that

[@kingofgrim4761]

Cheyenne Jane then you need to go to the hospital anyway since you have suicidal thoughts

[@cheyennejane6395]

@@kingofgrim4761 I wasn't saying me but my mother does it all. The time

[@ValCronin]

Ehh, they dont have specialized antidotes for ghb, heroin, alcohol, etc. Downers all have a similar effect and treatment, as do uppers. Of course you're right you shouldnt lie, but in most cases if you just say 'uppers' or 'downers', they'll know how to treat you.

[@TheKidKniseBurgh]

"just disappointed..." That's THE WORST 😭

[@Slayr.]

This entire show was underrated in my opinion. This is Comedy History.

[@yakmozzy1348]

Tom is my new favorite comedian

[@julianspatter3005]

I like that Tom is the one holding a camera in the opening bit.

[@Supermanohman]

The introductory music prepares my mind and body for the epic comedy that is to come.

[@ZynovFTW]

I lost my shit when he made the vomiting noise hahahahah

[@choloeseguay]

ZynovFTW dude me too, to the point my sides were in pain.

[@dougferguson6876]

Same as both of you

[@johncrossing]

Keep pressing 5 over and over again to hear Tom say "Akada Shrink. Akada Shrink. Akada Shrink." I have way too much time.

[@pherm1056]

You can really see how far he's come as a comic just since 2013

[@electrojones]

Fantastic story, well told.

[@zincpodsquamble]

The coke and heroin was probably from the E-pill.

[@dustindurham2062]

Yeah someone already said the same thing

[@mosluggo1]

thats a myth and makes no sense- they would lose money doing that

[@dustindurham2062]

R Kelly yeah lmao why put H in a X pill anyway?😂 2 completely different highs

[@kreammaxo6706]

@@mosluggo1 they would lose more money putting it in GHB tho

[@HillbillyCannabis]

EXACTLY what I said

[@FrankBoothPBR]

Dreams are made in your drug dealers car. That statement is perfect.

[@carbonmolecules4504]

One of the most unknown underrated comics out there. Truly a hilarious dude

[@zacks3897]

Favorite parts: The whole time Tom Segura talked, and when Ari stopped talking and was never on stage.

[@lpr5269]

"Let's go back to 1997. I'm a Freshman in College." I was working already by then. I was 28. Oh, no. It's over. What happened? I used to be young. 😂

[@michellemccaig1963]

wish this was around way before it is now would love to hear George Carlin tell a "this is not happening" story

[@youngjiggymf1704]

Or Patrice O’Neal, either of them would’ve been fire

[@BossHoggBroDog]

"So as I'm like 'huuuu huu' I'm also like HUEAH"

[@yobroh0]

I’ve undervalued how many of today’s GOATED comedians I found through this show….

[@ojey2]

The dubstep at the beginning really sets ya up for a boot knockin LOL time

[@illlogic1016]

Tom Segura seems to be the least hated man on youtube. That's saying a lot.

[@ToaastyKoyote]

Tom Segura is a gift to humanity. Along with Bert. Love these guys together. No better Duo

[@HailCostanza]

Man, this was one of best TINP I've seen.

[@Joe.Rogan.]

This shit gave me hella PTSD of my College days... this same story happened to so many of us too many time.. and we never learned from our mistakes.

[@francismuir9313]

LOL nice account

[@ZackcHowie]

I was in tears watching this at home. I would have had an aneurysm if I seen this live.

[@BillMcGirr]

Great story. I’ve never seen Toms comedy before. Touching and funny.🤣👍

[@simonrobinson4815]

“So I was playing basketball wit Bert..”

[@hugotartaro1697]

"(Unintengible sounds of confirmation)" Is such a mood

[@Boerje]

WATER & PERSONALITY CHAMP!!

[@mrpicky1868]

even his material that didnt go into specials is gold omfg

[@rynemorse9014]

4:01 UNCLE JOEY SPOTTED IN THE BACKGROUND LURKING. TREMENDOUS.

[@Aquafeenaa]

That’s crazy. I’m glad Tom is in the place he is in now. I love hearing people’s truths/secrets. It’s more powerful than we think given an audience

[@michaelj6392]

I’ve never heard of anyone taking GHB recreationally

[@mandilynn24]

We have ALL been there at different times! Your honesty is awesome!!!

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

The heroin, PCP and all that junk was probably from the ecstasy pill.

[@FuckitnFightit]

Exactly what I thought.

[@djordos]

thats what i was thinking .

[@wyyclef]

Heroin is way too expensive to be mixing in with E pills. No dealer would do that.

[@enjoiandrew69]

wyyclef by weight h is waaaay cheaper than mdma, at least down south where I am. M is on the expensive side.

[@roronoadzoro9429]

and ghb is made out of cleaner and stuf its super cheap waaaaay cheaper than mdma why would you mix heroin in there

[@RepeatedFails]

God this guy is always so funny. I don't believe most of these "not happening" clips, but this is great.

[@littleripper312]

This guy has got to be one of the best comedians out there if not the best.

[@jdmcarboy64]

I know dads are a myth as many people hear about them but know nothing about them, but anyone who’s lucky enough to have a father. If you’re told they’re disappointed but you’re father it’s almost like a knife to the heart.

[@wickkidda]

i had almost the same experience, mixed the wrong drugs in college, woke up in the hospital and my parents were over me too, except they were crying cuz they thought i tried to kill myself

[@kylesunderlin1787]

That's a funny story.

[@Rick_McDick]

wickkidda make more acoustic sublime covers please!

[@miapiare]

wickkidda your LESS funny than Tom segura

[@nromes214]

the same thing happened to me but I was trying to kill myself and they were pissed and calling me a fucking dumbass and telling me I don't know how to party so stop fun times

[@MrSkinnyWhale]

should've rolled with it

[@nicks4802]

Back when tom was still among “The Poors”

[@Mind69420]

I cried so hard laughing at this. Tom is a fuckin' boss