Everything Wrong With Genesis 32 in the Bible

[@toddfallon179]

Wait, wait, wait... "...the hollow of the thigh..." GOD was losing a WWE smackdown and handed out the first recorded nut-shot in history?!?!?!? AND Jacob still won?!?!? Epic

[@Darkenergy104]

Ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thephantomeagle2]

"There's No contradiction in the Bible", is a phrase I hear too often. Genesis "Hold my Beer"

[@thephantomeagle2]

@@IsaiahFisher19 Science Fiction maybe.

[@boterlettersukkel]

@@IsaiahFisher19 Show me where in the bible is shown how to make computers, the Internet, cars,planes, H-bombs, tv's, radio's, machineguns,tanks,solarpanels, whiskey/burbon/rum/gin/etc. The list is long. Start here. SHOW ME YOUR PERFECT SCIENCE IN THE BIBLE.

[@laurajarrell6187]

@@IsaiahFisher19 I'm going to assume you're being sarcastic. Otherwise, if you've ever read the whole bible, that is the dumbest comment made on line! The 'correct' things in the bible can be explained by the old saying, 'even a broken clock is correct twice a day'!💓✌😷🎃

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

The book of Multiple Choice .................

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

@@boterlettersukkel "god did it" .................

[@davidez4640]

I already knew all those weird parts in the bible, but the way you comment them is really hilarious! This is a great serie!

[@mykhalable9433]

Question for Christians: If angels are servants of God, why does an omnipotent being need servants?

[@shldnfr]

Because he's lazy? Even though he can supposedly do anything with merely a thought, that's too much effort for him so he creates some slaves, er, angels to do all of that work for him.

[@emeraldkat2167]

Also, in line with that, why would the devil be able to go against an omnipotent god? And even if the devil could, why would it then choose to exact that god's eternal punishments on the condemned?

[@kingsolomon7553]

Just because God has something it doesn't necessarily mean He need it.

[@AlejandroHernandez-bj5ho]

King Solomon yes it does he needs it

[@kingsolomon7553]

@@AlejandroHernandez-bj5ho So you personally know God now?

[@rigo_025]

I love this! I can't wait for more! Never thought I get excited to read Genesis.

[@thunrou]

So Jacob over powers God in a wrestling match, but still he is very afraid of his brother? Funny!

[@Ulford]

Please never stop these readings. They are so funny when you tell them.

[@ingebygstad9667]

So God sees that Jacob is finally alone, and thinks a private wrestling match would be nice way to break some time, ease the waiting. .....Erh ok? And considering god's narcissism, he allows himself to lose the fight? And what about all this privacy stuff that comes later _"those who sees my face will surely die!"_ ?

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Inge Bygstad Hello, are you trying to say something or are you simply babbling off a bunch of assumptions?

[@yoult]

Let's say God later has a chemical accident that leaves him disfigured.

[@01Sunshine234]

@@Daniel-cz7kd No, he's just pointing out the stupidity in God wrestling Jacob for no reason and then losing also for no reason.

[@Octoberfurst]

@@Daniel-cz7kd What is it that you don't understand? Inge Bygstad made some very good points.

[@ingebygstad9667]

​ @Daniel As Pearl says. It is so out of place, and makes absolutely no sense, just like my morning. I woke up, made myself a good cup of coffee, got my laptop, sat down on the cat, and waited to go on youtube until her final breath was taken away from her. Her name is Zosia. Beautiful cat. And it's a beautiful sunny day. I'm going to make pancakes today I think. :)

[@melodyivers]

Yup, that’s where the word testify comes from - no joke. Swearing an oath by touching each other’s testicles was a common practice in ancient times.

[@knittingnana2939]

So that would make it impossible for a woman to testify because there were no testicles to touch. Interesting.

[@mnamhie]

Hemant, you’ve outdone yourself young man. This was HIGHlarious! I was cracking up all the way through it. You’ve got a ... well, actually you’ve got several talents. Thanks for adding a bit of levity to our pandemic days.

[@Lucy-gu8uk]

When I was in Catholic grade school, I remember asking the nun something about Abraham, Isaac and Jacob and Esau. She told me we don't really pay much attention to the Old Testament, just the New Testament. I stopped being a Catholic when I was 14.

[@robertkirby8685]

This chapter contains the story of how Jacob gained the name Israel which in Hebrew means "to struggle/wrestle with El".

[@alinastanescu4430]

Thanks man, I remember when in the last chapter(31) Jacob's wife(Rachel) stole her father's gods

[@alinastanescu4430]

And also Jacob's biology experiment in chapter 30

[@LazyIRanch]

@@alinastanescu4430 As someone who has raised goats for years, I'm still puzzling over that one. I have lots of spotted goats, but I've never seen one with streaks or stripes. Not sure what that would look like. Also, their colors and patterns seem to be pretty random. It's always a surprise what the babies look like.

[@robertkirby8685]

@@harveywabbit9541 I don't think that's the case, that sounds more like a Hellenistic interpretation since the Greeks and later Romans loved to identify foreign gods with their own.

[@robertkirby8685]

@@LazyIRanch Sounds like an ancient folk belief. Ancient people weren't stupid, they had some sense about natural selection (they did it for thousands of years by that point on plants and animals they domesticated), they just didn't understand the exact cause and so found any explanation that made sense to them.

[@GodlessGranny]

This gives me a new answer to all who threaten me with hell if I don’t convert. Maybe I will be like Jacob and prevail over god.

[@ActiveAdvocate1]

LOL, "you don't get to change all the road signs." Kinda sounds like colonialism, eh? Like, Canada, India, we had a whole lot of names changed. A lot of the place names up here are still from indigenous words, but we don't call this part of the country y its real name, I don't think. And I know India got much the same treatment.

[@jeff-8511]

God just disliked this video The devil just subscribed to this channel And I’m still an Atheist

[@TheSteveTell]

More insanity. What a crazy book

[@PaulaBean]

"No man can see me and live." The inability proclaimed in these words is not an absolute inability to see God, but an inability to see and survive the sight. Jacob, when he wrestled with the angel, marvelled that he could see God, even in that intermediate way, and live. It may well be that actually to see God, while we are in the flesh, would kill us.

[@tgstudio85]

@@PaulaBean *It may well be that actually to see God, while we are in the flesh, would kill us.* Ok, then by your standards, god is incapable of showing himself to us and not to kill us;) Nice, you just lowered your gods power to nothing;)

[@bortiz11]

Now I know why they didn't go thru these chapters in catholic school

[@grapeshot]

And many generations later the descendants of Esau and the descendants of Jacob are constantly at war with each other.

[@MasterHaloOne]

Whites vs blacks

[@thetwinklegg8121]

@@MasterHaloOne Nope. Not even.

[@nick4leader]

I think you should do at least 2 a week. Still have 18 chapters just to get through genesis and I would be interested in the whole book or at least the old testament

[@FriendlyAtheist1]

That's the current pace!

[@driewiel]

1 dislike by God.

[@FFVison]

and a second by "the adversary". He might actually like the video but hit the dislike button because... you know, he's Satan

[@davidbrucesanchez4342]

I dunno, I don't see three.

[@kendrajade6688]

@@harveywabbit9541 That's not the consensus.

[@kendrajade6688]

@@harveywabbit9541 That's... okay, English didn't exist at the time.

[@kendrajade6688]

@@harveywabbit9541 You won't find any argument there from me.

[@mr.x5374]

I hope you will do this with the whole bible.😊

[@bvanbelle9009]

That M. Night Shamalan comment got me laughing! I'm so glad I came across your youtube channel.

[@18wheeler77]

Nice! First time at a Premiere

[@carlwallace448]

Love this. Awesome brother...

[@Ozone280]

"Everything wrong with genesis" Should read "Everything is wrong with genesis."

[@johncoffin9354]

IN all the off the cuff descriptions I've heard, the ambushing wrestler is described as an angel rather than the Big Kahuna himself. Is the story rendered more plausible this way? Not by much.

[@tkps]

KJV doesn't even bother to identify this 'man'. It's all 'he said ....... and he said ...... and he said ....... and you don't really know who's saying what to who. But not once does it explain that it was an Angel or God or anyone else for that matter. Just that from now on they don't eat X because of it.

[@visaman]

@@tkps The writer/translator of the KJV had an agenda, so the parts that didn't make his case were just glossed over.

[@gusmonster59]

Jacob was left alone. Except the man who decided to wrestle him until daybreak. Someone does not understand the concept of 'alone'. Next you go to Starbucks, tell them your name is Sparkles.

[@dwentlandt1022]

8 hours before it starts and there’s already 9 likes.

[@mischarowe]

Highly anticipated.

[@FFVison]

It did not disappoint

[@FriendlyAtheist1]

I know. There should've been more.

[@MrSideshowmark]

Well, I was one of those that liked the video before it was broadcast. And it turns out I was right. Does that count as prophecy fulfilled?

[@mischarowe]

@@MrSideshowmark More like a successful wager. But the odds were definitely in your favour. :)

[@templargfx]

I like how Jacob finds out he has been wrestling God, the creator of the Universe and lord of mankind and isn't even phased

[@rhaenyralikesyoutube6289]

But yet he's scared of Esau. 🤣🤣🤣

[@templargfx]

@Terence Johunkin quite possibly the stupidest story in the Bible. and thats saying alot

[@mischarowe]

"Pray" my wi-fi doesn't get turned off by an evil housemate.

[@rudra62]

I thought no one could see the face of God and live - at least Moses said so. I guess they forgot.

[@sadderwhiskeymann]

finally!! it's not me, random things do happen that make reading this book too hard!

[@brunozeigerts6379]

Jacob: I remain your most humble servant.' Esau: I thought I was YOUR most humble servant.'

[@jacobcj9227]

My name is also Jacob and I would like to be a humble servant of God which is guided by Jesus. How can I wriggle out of this mess of relegion - Christianity. If i disown this relegion, the life of it will be endangered because of this book Bible, a seriously affected illness like cancer. The incorruptible scripture has been corrupted by the so called Holly book in the name of Bible. So it is high time to treat it. I don't know whether I am capable of treating this illness. I feel, The God has entrusted me to do the needful just like David who countered the Goliath. First is treatment. That is just like a tumor. It is genesis. Replacement is the only solution. With what?? You might be knowing with what should be replaced.

[@AccidentalNinja]

When I heard the "hip tendon" I immediately thought it could be a reference to genitalia. In my experience eating meat, tendons & other connective tissue like it aren't things I want to eat anyway.

[@kirtwilliamswilliams5280]

They're like christopher columbus who gave places names even though he met people living there

[@hope-cat4894]

I'm really glad there are contradictions and continuity errors in the bible. The thought that this book is actually true would make me feel like I'm in some lovecraftian nightmare.

[@jimjloehr]

"I tell Starbucks my name is Bob."...awesome.

[@debbys-abqnm4537]

The army of 400 "friends" reminds me of how in ancient Aztec society "400" was about as high as counting could show (on a stelae, for example), so "400" could be thousands and more, pretty much countless numbers, even in Esau's time and area of the world. Just a thought. Also, don't throw away the "disgusting" meat. Give it to the dog(s) and/or cat(s) that are used to receiving table scraps and feel truly grateful for them. 🙂

[@p.bamygdala2139]

That's interesting to learn because "40" was a recurring number in the O.T., so either important for symbolism or meant to be taken as "many".

[@sjstronghold9238]

How does that make sense to any believer, the absolute overlord of the universe picks a fight out of nowhere with someone, cheats, and still manages to loose ? Though I'm not so surprised Jacob was alone during that encounter, for some reason, even in the bible God is a lot more interested in the success and reputation of a few individuals than in the state of the world he created.

[@visaman]

Remember that 400 men were on their way to meet Jacob. One of the men got there early.

[@sjstronghold9238]

@@visaman That would make some sense...

[@williamestes629]

Clearly a Blessing is a magical spell.

[@tomsenior7405]

Great show, as usual. Thank you for making me smile. "The Bible", when will it be available in print form? I think everyone should have a copy. Can it be translated into other languages? If Christians were to read the Bible, I am convinced that they would stop their shenanigans and become much nicer people. The Bible could become a Best-Seller. Maybe not "Top-of-the-Charts", but certainly Top 10 Comedy Fiction. And, is there a "The Bible 2" planned?

[@p.bamygdala2139]

I don't know about a formal sequel, but there's been a lot of fan fiction since then: - The gnostic gospels, the church fathers and their apologetics, the Summa Theologica, the King James Bible, the Book of Mormon. Lots of arguments about what is cannon.

[@emeraldkat2167]

Might I suggest as a sequel, the book "God, An Autobiography". It's one of the funniest books I've read.

[@tomsenior7405]

@@p.bamygdala2139 Thank you for that. So, it's a lot like Twilight, or Star Wars? Lots of below par Stories, written by over zealous fans. Maybe Disney will sort it all out when they buy the Movie Rights to "The Bible". I hope Disney don't spoil it by adding Witches, Magic Sky Wizards and Unexplained Super-Powers. That would make "The Bible" seem silly.

[@tomsenior7405]

@@emeraldkat2167 Great suggestion. Thank you. I was expecting something like; "Jesus, Lust for Glory" or "God 2 - Satan 0". Lest We forget " God, My Struggle". (Hang on, Mein Kampf already exists).

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

Tom Senior Hello, I’m not sure where your going with this, but newsflash, The Bible has already come out in print form in almost every language on earth. Already the Best-Seller and Top-of-the-Charts. Has helped save and transform the lives of hundreds of thousands and I’ll even say millions.

[@dustinloucks1555]

Do you think the authors forgot that you’re not supposed to make any idols or graven images?

[@Malidictus]

This one... Really feels like I turned over two pages at once. More so than all the others. I'm sure there's some ancient legend I don't know or maybe text that never got transcribed, but there's a serious lack of continuity on display.

[@tkps]

It's almost like they left out bits leading upto and after those couple of verses. Isn't that why Genesis has 2 'beginning' stories too? Two different chapters with the same story got put in accidently? I'm more interested in what they left out than what they put in.

[@scienceexplains302]

Hemant Mehta, the “angel of Elohim” in 32:1 and the “messengers” Jacob/Israel send in 32:3 are from the same root word. In general, it appears that those words are translated as Angel when they apply to a god. I don’t know enough Ancient Hebrew to know why in 32:1 the noun looks singular but is translated as plural.

[@carlwallace448]

Yes. In this text the translators or author just forgot to add Jacobs daughter Dinah into the story.. More mistakes found in the king James version. Thx brother...

[@danielsurvivor1372]

6:35 Esau: It's not about the money, it's about *sending the message*

[@Lobo243]

Super I'm really like this crazy story that those people believe to the bones haha

[@GuitarDog_atx]

Gotta love the advertising to religious college before the video starts. It consists of a grown man trying to explain why a snake is talking. I'm sure his next lesson will try to convince you that people can live in fishes and that you can have magic hair.

[@juanignaciolopeztellechea9401]

4:00 (Maybe it's not there, but around there)You said here there was the first prayer. It is not. Abrahams slave prsyed before to get Isacs wife(these book is very mesed up)

[@cindyluwho72]

Bible Man? Is that a channel? Can you send me link?

[@thephantomeagle2]

Bible Man was a series of nearly 50 videos, TV series, and more of a Bible hero, a total rip-off of Batman. It's really really really bad. Very bad. Horridly bad acting, special effects that make some of the bad 60s Sci-Fi specials look flawless, and amazing. It's about as campy as you can get. They include a really cheap and bad light saber. The "foes" are always vanquished with a stupid bible quote, never ever even come remotely close to even damaging the 'heroes" Willie Aames played Bibleman on TV. The suits are "The Armor of God" I'm not going to link it because I don't link anything on anyone else's channels, or FB pages, aside from MEMES. Just type Bibleman in the KZbin search bar and get ready for face palm protection

[@cindyluwho72]

@@thephantomeagle2 Wow!!! Just saw a few on the Bibleman Adventures channel. Mind officially melted. Bible musicals is my kryptonite... :(

[@p.bamygdala2139]

I'm gonna officially avoid watching any of this bibleman content. I don’t wanna run the risk of tarnishing my cherished memories of Charles in Charge.

[@kc0itf]

"Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak!" So Jacob *WASN'T* ALONE!!! The Bible can't go a few words before a contradiction!

[@cabococarlos1936]

Hi I am an atheist as well I understand 5 languages but I don't pray I'm watching from Alaska. I love this channel

[@fablethewolf825]

Yeah, I also remember the twelfth son, Benjamin. I realize he's the youngest, how how long has it been since Golden Child Joseph entered the picture?

[@brandenharvey9817]

I've always assumed Dinah died young, as children often did in those days.

[@2ahdcat]

I kept expecting some strange guy to junp You and wrestle You. LOL

[@ryantennyson7562]

Why are your bible studies so compelling? As an ex-liberal Baptist that sat through some very boring bible groups, your's are fun. Don't worry. I'm an atheist now- got better.

[@CristianML40]

@Friendly Atheist Hemant, you’re a genius! 👍 Since I discovered you and these series, I don’t watch standup comedy anymore! 😂

[@scienceexplains302]

Genesis 32:24, 32:28,30 And Jacob was left alone and a man wrestled with him... “... you have struggled with Elohim and with men and prevailed.” So Jacob called the place Face of El, “Because I saw Elohim face to face and my life is preserved.” Unless Elohim is a man, and El is also that man, this passage makes no sense.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

R Wm Hello, actually Elohim is one of the names of God.

[@scienceexplains302]

Daniel Sometimes it is used that way. It is the plural of El. Often it seems to refer to a council of gods, such as when it is Ha Elohim, the gods (Ancient Hebrew has personal-name indicators, but not capital letters, afaik)

[@Darkenergy104]

God lost a fight🙇‍♂️even after he went below the belt🤦‍♂️🤣

[@scienceexplains302]

@@Darkenergy104 Yes, that is one of those weird things maybe lost to us … how they believed he/they created the sky and the land, but couldn’t beat a man wrestling.

[@briancaro196]

Peniel and limping in the same sentence just broke me, I can't stop laughing

[@PacesIII]

You should definitely try the meat. A slow roasted chuck roast would do nicely.

[@WilddogAB]

I gave some gifts to you my brother. Why would I accept these gifts, when I should take what's mine?

[@RickySTT]

What’s so unusual about naming things that already have names? That’s exactly what the Europeans did to the Americas.

[@oscargordon]

Need I mention that according to the Bible timeline Jacob live from 1896 BCE - 1749 BCE. Camels were not domesticated in the area until the 12th to 9th century BCE, or 600 years later at the earliest. phys.org/news/2014-02-archaeologists-date-domesticated-camels-israel.html Also, do you have any idea how many “servants” it would take to herd that many animals? How did they find enough for that many animals to eat? The countryside would have been completely denuded.

[@visaman]

All of the numbers in the Bible are a symbolic code.

[@oscargordon]

@@visaman Who came up with the code? Is there a code book or a decoder ring? Since the Bible stories were written by many different people, how did they make sure all of the writers were all using the same code book?

[@d.o.m.494]

What is the point of this story?

[@d.o.m.494]

@@harveywabbit9541 But why? It just seems pointless in a holy book. Or in any book actually.

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

D.O.M. Hello, are you asking the relevancy of the story for you or me?

[@d.o.m.494]

@@Daniel-cz7kd For anybody!

[@Daniel-cz7kd]

D.O.M. Hello, well simply put, it’s basically the next chapter in the history for the people of Israel and those who study the historical, philosophical and/or spiritual documents.

[@d.o.m.494]

@@Daniel-cz7kd It doesn't really sound like history at all, more like folk tales that got exaggerated with every telling!

[@janusatthegate6201]

Esau is the elder brother. that's the way they talk to "authority."

[@superslacker87]

To be fair, if I had a nonstandard name like Hemant, I would tell them my name was Bob too.

[@lucyschoon5585]

Have you ever seen the wrestling match in "women in love"? Just saying.....

[@FFVison]

NGL, this one had me giggling. Yep, that's what I thought it looked like and yep, that's the reason I thought was extra funny.

[@laurajarrell6187]

day's! @Friendly Atheist, these are so great. But didn't he see gods butt, sorry, backside, as he ran away? Or am I thinking of a different tussle? Old age plays havoc with memory ! 👍😘💓✌😷🎃

[@PotatoTrain]

YES.

[@grapeshot]

Yeah isn't it that Orthodox Jews still won't eat meat from the hip bone to this very day because of this Avengers Endgame type wrestling match.

[@strider_hiryu850]

in this chapter we learned that even when Jacob has a moment's rest from his crazy family and immense herd of animals, he's still ready to throw hands with the creator of the universe. Jacob may be so stupid, you could fool him nine times and he'd only realize on the tenth, but dude is an absolute *goon.* he's a based, sigma male chad of a man.... even if he is an idiot. he's what we in the business call a "himbo".

[@janusatthegate6201]

My bible said right away that the wrestler is an angel.

[@xenon8117]

The bible is really exciting when not read as fact.

[@jackwilmoresongs]

1.) Jacob met angels and named a place. Maybe what he saw were not typical "hitch-hikers". Why not give the place a new name if his experience there was unusual or glorious in some special way. 2.) He sent messengers. Why not the angels? Maybe he had the vision but no special commanding control of them. Clearly the story is about Jacobs huge fear of Esau's vengeance, God's encouraging not withstanding. 3.) "This book is really hard to keep straight". That's your problem fella. Jacob the man whom God transformed into Israel eventually was the least worthy one to have the nation called by his name - a heal holding trickster. The least qualified became qualified by God's grace. What else do you have? 4.) God saves Jacob in spite of Jacob's nagging doubt and God changes Esau's heart towards Jacob. What's your problem with God's wonderful sovereign ways, God's faithfulness, and God's ability to transform human hearts? 5.) I think I have had enough of this site. So you, like, sit down to a rich turkey dinner and diligently hunt for bones to choke on. 6.) I don't know what your problem is Mr. would be supper skeptic. Abraham's life highlights the calling of the Father. Isaac's life exemplifies the inheriting of the Son. And Jacob's unlikely life highlights the transforming work of the Holy Spirit. The patriarch's Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob speak of the operation of the Triune God to fulfill His purpose. Jacob's life is about the TRANSFORMATION of THE most unlikely person. From his birth through his whole life God's sovereignty supersedes and over-rules Jacob's conniving, self-serving, heel holding, ways to get ahead and save his own skin. You're missing the entire point of Genesis's account of Jacob and his son Joseph. You're just displaying that you're an expert at missing the Bible's point. I suspect the rest is more of the same.

[@GameLeaderR]

This was the only tine I was excited to read the Bible cuz I thought maybe Esau would finally get his revenge.

[@blackice9088]

So the Isrealites don't eat this specific tendon when they are chowing down on other humans? That is what that sounds like...

[@RGC_animation]

God: What is your name? Jacob: Jacob God: It's Israel now! Jacob: Sure, then what is your name? God: HOW DARE YOU ASK FOR MY NAME WHEN I HAVE ASKED FOR YOURS AND CHANGED YOURS FOR NO REASON!?

[@tyronem.3413]

This shit is wild man.

[@kc7476]

This is one of my faves 😂

[@janusatthegate6201]

A "please accept me" offering is not a housewarming. Come on.

[@Denvercoder]

0:11 Not Calvary… Camelry. 😀

[@kc0itf]

So did Jacob see God during this epic wrestling match?

[@Fclwilson]

It is the sciatic nerve.

[@visaman]

The thing that Jews won't eat is the Sciatic nerve. It has to be removed before they can eat Filet Mignon. If it can't be removed then the entire hind quarter is sold to a non Kosher butcher.

[@JeffreyChadwell]

Instead of saying "dot dot dot," you should have said "yada yada yada."

[@faisalaggeeli1476]

hi how you doing? i hope you doing well i saw your channel in KZbin and i start to notice after I watched several videos that you are looking only to Christianity✝️. so i thought if you have free time to look at Islam ☪️. it is very interesting subject to look at it, specifically when it has only one book who haven't changed for more then 1400 years and it has 1 billion followers. I'm still learning English so that's why you see the way i right the sentence and the worlds i used are not will structured. sorry for the long message and i hope you have i great day👋.

[@susanmanning773]

OMG you're too funny.

[@QueenBoadicea]

Whenever I see wrestling matches, I think that they look awfully...intimate. Maybe Jacob was letting off steam after so many years spent with jealous wives, concubines and squabbling children.

[@janrdoh]

Hip tendon meat seems to be used as a dog chew so I guess it is pretty tough and not tha great to eat, they had to make up some dumb story to explain why the meat is not nice to eat.

[@metroidmayhem8463]

Jacob coming back to see Esau be like: Prince Ali of ababwa!

[@paulthepotato9311]

Or uh gone? Oregon is pronounced “or eh gun” 😅😁😁😂

[@watcherfox9698]

+

[@christopherjuarez5337]

Angels as hitchhikers? An atheist seeking validation

[@giftnshakz9573]

Reading the Bible be like: Did I miss a page?

[@MeriDoug]

Okay, God is like real people. My brother changed his name and we don't care either. We keep calling him by his original name.

[@ricardoaguirre6126]

I tried being vegetarian after watching The Simpsons episode where Lisa becomes one when I was a kid. I didn't last a week. Meat is just too tasty.

[@garryferrington811]

You could do it if you killed and dismembered all of the animals yourself.

[@pfefferfilm]

100% at verse 24 Jacob had a homoerotic "wrestling" night

[@kristinejoyabsalon1118]

i hope netflix will give you a good show like this hahaha

[@mynameiswoman]

Proof that the bible had many mentally ill characters..maybe the sun fried their brains or hunger cause them to hallucinate. One thing is for sure though, the writers were so inconsistent it's laughable. I believe and I hope that in the next 1000 yrs, the bible will become another comic book similarly to those of Greek and Norse mythology.

[@001bond]

So where was God wrong here. it was Jacob who feared Easu..