Banned From McDonald's

[@friendlyjordies]

McDonald's employees, tell us the craziest stories about what you saw on the job. We'll turn the best ones into a very silly video. REPLY HERE.

[@efgerm]

a fellow co-worker who did a line (funny powder) in the break room.

[@Veltrosstho]

Not a Maccas, but another fastfood sit down chain. Had a last minute burger order, literal 1 minute before close, I had already cleaned the grill and had just flicked the fryer off. One burger and fries, mid rare, no pickles. Bet your ass I dunked my (gloved) hands into the pickle juice before touching EVERY part of that meal.

[@SupahPowers]

One day the regional manager and a couple of local store managers were doing a tour of our store to see how our new manager was doing. High marks, high praise all around. I was working on a salad when something dripped on my hand, a watery, grey drop. It didn't move off my hand, it jiggled. When I looked up I saw the air vent on the ceiling was dripping condensation water and congealed vent dust. When I asked my manager to come take a look at this amazing public health spectacle, he looked up. Then he kept looking back at me and back at the vent, until he finally said "oh that's normal" with a nervous grimace. It was never fixed and I quit 3 weeks later.

[@NeoCavo]

I worked at a McDonald's in Adelaide back in the mid 2000s. It was a franchise store that was right place right time so it just drowned in revenue. As such the franchisee was really relaxed, plus genuinely a pretty good dude. Anyway due to being one of the first overnight stores, it became really common for morning staff, if they got obliterated the night before, to crash in the crew room before their shift. One night I was at a friend's 18th and got my way through a full bottle of Jim Beam and had a 6am start. So bourbon brained me decide to ride my pushy to work and crash in the crew room. I get there and the night manager wouldn't let me in. So I decide to go through drive through on my pushy and get a burger. We have an argument and he slams the drive through window on me, hitting me in the face. So of course I did the most logical thing, and put my fist through the drive through window. Safe to say. I sought employment else where the next day. Also 2 weeks prior, some of the lads blew up a Motorola flip phone in the microwave.

[@CorporalGinger]

I worked at Macca's for about 8 years and on the highway as well. As such I have dozens of stories of stupid stuff that's happened from serving hell's angels bikes who asked for the manager by name to coming to work one early morning to find a man in his jocks duct taped to a sign post outside, this was the middle of winter I might add and it clearly showed on the man. But the craziest thing I saw had to be my manager choking out our store manager for yelling at him and all the other workers pretending it wasn't happening because of how despised he was by the staff. Lucky for him the regional manager was in the store at the time and managed to wrestle him off the store manager but because everyone pretended that nothing happened the manager that did the strangling wasn't even reprimanded. Also I once accidentally hit a customer with a snowball in the middle of summer but that's another story all together

[@joberrt]

I used to work at Maccas. On one particular occasion, there was a man smoking ice in the drive thru. The manager asked him to come in the store and wait for the police to arrive, as she had just called them. He politely agreed and waited in the dining room for an hour and a half. The cops didn't show, and we let him go. Nicest meth user I've ever heard of.

[@janemacintyre9801]

nice

[@christopherhall7560]

Gold 😂

[@jdp2571]

Only nice meth users actually eat

[@LankyMofo]

Rofl

[@kerriemccoy1647]

Nice to know the cops don't give a shit about a ice user driving, they turn up when someone dies.

[@BeauNerr_]

to get kicked out of macca's one must commit an abhorrent sin against Ronald himself.

[@GlobinHD]

Just the thought of it would make anyone Grimace

[@emperorpelican8187]

hahahahha your pathetic

[@bexactlyyy]

Hamburglar just laughing at the back

[@DoctorProph3t]

I drew a hitler stash and red arm band on the sitting Ronald at the Campbelltown maccas, no repercussions. Ronald is a toothless tiger.

[@garwynrosser8907]

I did that once. He was still smiling after I was thrown out

[@MrWorrol]

My flat mate used to work at McDonalds for years, this is her worst story. For context this happened on a main street in a big city in Scotland. On night a bunch of kids (12-14) came in all in suits or dresses, clearly just leaving a school dance. It was about 23:00 so they closed the upstairs and the only toilet was the disabled one, but you had to ask staff to give you the key at that time of night. Anyway she gave these kids the key and they all went inside. She thought that was odd but was too busy to care, skip forward 10 minutes and none of them had come out yet. So they went up to investigate they heard strange noises from the door and asked if everything was alright but got no answer. They unlocked the door and found all these kids were having a full blown orgy in the McDonald's toilet. They had to phone the police and everything.

[@bergfruehling]

Then 3 months later the same kids came back to apply for a job.

[@CaptainBardiel]

I laughed so hard that I cramped up.

[@theregalproletariat]

You dont mean 12-14 year olds, right...?

[@MissusAnon]

💥 Fun fact: the Ronald Mcdonald House Charity is (probably?) the only [corporation-run] charity [that asks you if you wanna donate at the checkout] that isn't just a clear tax write-off... I can't say much for how they run the whole thing but it is legit: when I was a kid, me and my family stayed in a Ronald Mcdonald House in Spokane, Washington. My baby sister had been born very prematurely and was in the NICU at Sacred Heart Children's Hospital, so we needed a place to stay for a while, that's where RMHC stepped in. It's basically like a hotel but for families who need a place to stay while their kid is in the hospital. There was an open kitchen there and a laundry room too, a fridge there had lots of homemade dishes, they had stuff to play with, it was really cool of them and a relief for my family. My sister is fine, she's 15 now ( : edit: edits added in [brackets] because I was tired and forgot words, so I accidentally sounded like an absolute shill 😶‍🌫💀

[@elif6908]

A lot of charities are not ‘just a clear tax write-off’, personally I would say most of the charities in the world exists to do good work by their definitions. But doing good work quietly doesn’t make an impression in public so we remember those who steal or make a mockery of charities or those are harmful. This is an unfortunate predicament for most public facing institutions, they’re remembered by only with their negatives because we expect them to be good and competent as a default.

[@BeyondDictation]

Thank you Mr clown man company for your service to the community 🫡🫡

[@thedeadgypsy]

Yep, they seem to be the only fast food company that actually does some good for the community. They are the only charity I actually donate to.

[@KnightsWithoutATable]

Yes, it is one of the best charities started by a massive, soulless corp. They do real good in the world.

[@thedeadgypsy]

@@KnightsWithoutATable It doesn't matter if they are a soulless corp. In this case they do good. Talk to anyone who has used a Ronald McDonald house and see what they have to say. Tell me what other fast food corp does as much.

[@zacross8504]

I think I know the “negative burger” thing. Basically as a way to keep as much money, they altered the price of the individual ingredients in the customise burger menu of the self serve machines to put the bulk of the price on the meat itself, however whoever did this seems to have failed at maths because removing everything (which leaves just the bun) has it priced at -$0.05. Obviously just order enough of these to cover your normal mean and voila, free meal.

[@Patashu]

Thanks, this is what I was looking for an explanation of

[@soulus98]

It was hamburgers. At the time the burger was priced at $1.00 and the meat was $1.10. Only removing meat gives a discount, the other ingredients don't matter. So the meat-free hamburger was -$0.10

[@edmondo1535]

Back in the 90’s I knew a certain bloke with a purple hilux that used to drive around town with the Ronald we “compulsorily acquired” in the tray. We decided that Ronald had finally had enough of the joy riding, and decided to return him. So we climbed onto the roof and deposited him at the peak, so he could properly sit on his throne of obesity and capitalism. I am so glad I grew up before phones had cameras.

[@leighhills1]

Our local Maccas had a full sized Ronald McDonald statue that was mounted to the bench seat, out the front. Someone severed it's head off with a chainsaw, and they covered the top with a black plastic bag til they could get rid of the statue.. Not sure what looked worse for the kids.. lmao

[@ItsMeMattyB]

Not Maccas but I worked at Red Rooster. The busiest day of the year at red rooster for some reason is Melbourne Cup, and due to terrible restaurant management, we ran out of chickens that day. The genius manager wanted to microwave our raw chickens for 20 mins and then finish them off in the oven for another 30 mins, to save cooking time. The standard cooking method is 50 minutes in the oven. I tried to explain how little sense it made to do that, but he kept talking over me and saying stuff about microwaves cooking things faster because of stored water pockets in the meat or some shit. Anyway no one died (at least as far as I know). The horse did though.

[@MrMmnngghh]

The horse they used instead of chickens yeah?

[@notabot0001]

@@MrMmnngghhyup either to the glue factory or red rooster (horse)

[@handroids1981]

Pharlap, gone butt not forgotten.

[@MJC22.03]

I had a laugh when I saw that . Red Rooster has a feedback /comment form with a picture of Roosters head with a speech bubble that asks "HOW DID WE DO?" Does anyone else see the irony of a Rooster asking if you were satisfied " eating his relatives ..... members of his own species were cooked and served you. Uhh ...What a Cock head ! LOL

[@ItsMeMattyB]

@@MrMmnngghh nah it was the winner I think

[@DisabledSpiders]

From covering Australian politics to reading stories of people being forcibly removed from a fast food restaurant, how versatile

[@WoolyCow]

how is that versatile? there is considerable overlap between the two

[@DisabledSpiders]

@@WoolyCow Ah yes the relation between your local burger joint and political journalism, they go hand in hand

[@sirnato5218]

Does everyone forget our last prime minister’s potentially storied history at a maccas?

[@andrewmtgx]

​@@DisabledSpidersScomo shat himself in one, didya know 😂

[@WoolyCow]

@@DisabledSpiders is it really a hard hitting news story if there isnt at least one mention of old mate ronnie mcdee?

[@John-zt8fd]

Dad drunk a block of emu export to himself one night and wanted maccas, way over .05 dad and the 14yr old me drove to the drive thru, dad ordered and when we get to the window, they gave dad the wrong order then argued they where right, so he drives out the front, pulls 10+ pavers from the footpath and puts them onto the truck, drives back thru the drive thru, jumps out, and proceeds to brick the entire drive thru. Smashed all windows on both drive thru booths, 3 massive side windows and 6 floor to ceiling windows out the front, staggers back to the truck, and drives less than 500m to the hungry jacks drive thru, orders and drives past the maccas he just destroyed with cops everywhere, driving up our street i could see the red and blue lights, got to the house and theres 4 paddy wagons out the front of the house. Dad tries to drive past the house and the cops prodeed to ram the truck, stop it, and next minute dads punching on with 2 cops. Went to court and got 9months prison,(thus is 1995), Remember that night til this day.

[@choof_worm]

What the actual fuck

[@lewis8325]

legend

[@thatdude337]

They rammed the truck with you still inside?? That's kinda wild. 😂

[@Vivi_9]

Did you get to eat at least?

[@murray.galbraith]

🤯🤯🤯

[@Darkpennant]

The 40 butters and a ketchup, I used to occasionally do a similar thing when I worked there overnight. I'd do an order for 10 salt, 10 pepper, 10 ketchup and 10 butter. Because the order would for some reason go to both front and kitchen printers. So all my coworkers not on break would see this mile long order slip and think it was a real order (at 4 am when it was skeleton crew because of breaks and shift change) and have a mini panic attack. Then see the order and my dumb ass smiling at them from the kiosk

[@leek.3671]

Evil 😂

[@Cheeky_Deccas]

Worked at a truck stop McDonald’s in Brisvegas. A few insider tips was to unplug the bun steamer whenever a large islander family was ordering, for some reason they’d always order 2 or more family box on steamed buns so we’d unplug the steamer and convince the managers it was broken. Whenever a good looking lady would pass by all us 18-21 yo stoners out back would yell out “cheese, no cheese” as loud as we could to alert each other. My favourite story would be when a guy ordered 11 hamburgers and complained there wasn’t enough sauce on them. After I proceeded to add more sauce he came back in a rage saying the sauce was on the wrong side. He proceeded to throw all 11 at everyone behind the counter. Classy

[@SharkZora]

nah but the steamer one is so real lmao (coming from nz)

[@hyacintaOS]

I used to work the overnight shift at a drive-thru store; on Friday and Saturday nights, we’d usually have two extra people on shift to support the main overnight crew. One particularly quiet weekend, my coworker and I were mucking around and making animal noises on the headsets between orders (as one usually does). The centre button on the headsets lets you talk to your coworkers, while the two side buttons allow you to talk to customers. The buttons are very close together. Keep this in mind. Anyway, my friend started barking at me like a dog through the headset as a car rolled in. I pressed what I thought was the centre button and barked back, kinda like Brian from Family Guy. As the world around me fell silent, I realised my truly unforgivable mistake. Moments later, all I could hear were bellows of laughter from all directions: the customers through my headset, my friend, my coworkers and the manager in the kitchen, all were all pissing themselves laughing. The laughter sustained for about thirty seconds, but it may as well have been a century. I was *mortified* beyond imagine. Although the customers were good sports about it, I felt so bad for them that I ended up shouting them their order.

[@Jonathan-Shadow]

*WOOF WOOF. BARK BARK* lmaaooo

[@smthreallycool]

I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS ONE. My aunt was one hell of a party girl when she was younger, so she says, and one time, in the middle of the night, went through the Macca's drive-through with her 3 friends on foot. How did her absurdly drunk mind go through this? Well, the assumed a car formation (my aunt was driving, one friend in the passenger seat, and two in the back) and walked through the drive-through. They pretended to be in the car, the whole time, the person in the front fucking with the radio, my aunt telling people to get back in their seats whenever they got out of formation, the works. I cannot for the life of me remember whether or not they got food or not, but I still think that this is one that Jordan would have found hilarious. Ah, well.

[@legotaku_yt1108]

Your aunt is an absolute legend.

[@boingkster]

This is way more common than you'd think, haha. I remember walking through the drive through once while a mate filled the car up at a nearby servo. I would've used the counter but the three busses parked outside and packed order counter made my decision for me. Got to the window and the guy said something like 'i shouldn't be doing this but screw ordering from the counter at the moment' hahaha

[@TheGhastlyMiner]

worked at maccas for 4 years. at maccas they have a yearly corporate audit where they check the cleanliness of the business and to check that employees are following procedures. as my store was never deep cleaned my RM had put the responsibility for cleaning the entire store on me and me alone. The year before he had done the same. I put in 12 hour days working 6 days a week for 3 weeks and we got like a 89% in cleanliness with zero thanks. three weeks before the audit my RM went on a work conference for 2 weeks. as I knew he was getting on the plane for his conference I handed in my 2 week notice knowing the store was beyond fucked with mold being caked on and near the bun steamer and other things equally as disgusting. I was told by my old co workers that they had to get heaps of people from other stores in to get the store presentable the night before the audit. Only did it because the RM was trying to sweep sexual assult alligations between a manager and 10 underage crew under the rug that I had reported.

[@dis_joint_ed5167]

I worked at McDonalds with an alcoholic. He'd take a half bottle of whisky while going on trash walks. Somehow kept his job until he came thru the drive thru off shift so drunk he could barely speak. Had a colleague who quit after being asked to clean the disabled toilet - there was shit everywhere... on the floor, the walls, the ceiling. Every surface was absolutely caked. I'm still clueless how they made it out of the bathroom. Just an incredible amount of shit. A Hindu manager and crew member hated one another, manager comes through drive thru on his day off with family. Said staff member drops a chicken nugget in the veggie vat so "his children would go to Hell"

[@laurenkaitlyn6341]

Irrelevant to McDonald's but the crack in the basement story reminds me of when I worked at a Servo. It was near the end of my night-shift between 8-9am and walked into the toilets to clean them and I saw this guy snorting SOMETHING off the toilet seat... of all the surfaces in the restroom, he chose the toilet seat... He apologized and left pretty quickly. It still perplexes me to this day.

[@Gaming1Doge]

"Come on, pickle racing is pretty self explanitory" Me, an American: *sweating* yeah, yeah, I know what that is, but could you just tell me anyways?

[@FullSlyde]

😂🤝

[@TTOS69]

"Give me ya fkn wallet bruz" I died 🤣

[@emperorpelican8187]

not funny

[@GlowBerryPumpkin]

​@@emperorpelican8187that's subjective

[@genericalfishtycoon3853]

​@@emperorpelican8187 Sure is, how else are Damo n Darren gonna hit the servo and get them Winnie blues m8? Now laugh an toss me ya wallet. People who can't stand up for themselves shouldn't ever try to touch grass.

[@R3D4CT3D]

Nowra mention lessgo

[@MissusAnon]

>pickle racing I'm sorry but you're talking about pickle racing like it's common knowledge and my American ass had no clue WTF until it was described 😂😂

[@zjazjaz]

Idk what part of that was supposed to be self explanatory

[@MangoPanic]

Nah I'm Australian and I didn't know what it was either 😂 I'm a girl tho, it's possible it was more of a thing among teenage boys

[@harrijames6228]

Billy Madison did it first

[@harleymcnamara3049]

@@harrijames6228 who tf is that

[@CarlitoManchego]

An Adam Sandler character in a movie Billy Madison ​@@harleymcnamara3049

[@ichsola]

Used to work at maccas about 14 years ago, one overnight shift we had a few junkie girls rock up at 2am to try shoot up in the bathrooms outside, manager called the cops and they rocked up a few minutes later outside the bathroom, as we were watching on the CCTV inside, we see a cockroach walk past the bathroom door, naturally the cops saw and gently kicked the roach inside the bathroom “send in the cocky”. We hear a scream and they run out and get busted.. on the way out a cop wished me happy birthday

[@DESARD12]

But was it your birthday?

[@ichsola]

@@DESARD12 it was lol

[@VioletRM]

@@ichsola were you wearing a birthday hat or did they just guess

[@tayzonday]

RackaRacka turned Ronald McDonald into a sadistic horror character for years-yet to my knowledge they never got kicked out of McDonalds 😎

[@ravakahn]

I never go to Maccas but the last two times I was there are nuts. Most recently, I was busting for the loo, and the only place to stop was Whittlesea Maccas. I walk into the bathroom and there's 'brown' smeared on the walls. Now, if I was not desperate, I would have just turned and walked out. But I was, so I quickly 'went' and then washed my hands with hot water and soap for like a minute. The other time I was at Melb Central Station and needed my water refilled. Now, the Maccas there has two windows, and I'm on the less busy Melb central side. I ask for water and the goes and gets some. In the 2 minutes I'm waiting, two teens approach, one of them jumps the counter while the other films, and serves himself a soft serve. They are giggling like hyenas at this point. The kid hops back over the counter and I'm expecting them to just wander off with their free soft-serve. But this kid fucking hurls the ice-cream back through the window splattering it all over the wall. The guy comes back with my ice-cold water and then just stares at the ice-cream mess as though it's the third time it's happened this week.

[@shanefaulkner4071]

Did the PJ gig in the 1990's at Eastern Creek with 27 mates and the GF. Hired a normal sized bus for transport. Anyways, after it, the 27 others (one missing, another story) decided Guildford Maccas was the go. Bus driver was cool (we gave him a number of smokey incentives) so we tried the drive through. Seemed like a cool idea, until we got wedged between the building and the other side gutter. Half the staff cracked it, their bosses lost it. We just laughed. A few cops, a lot of abuse and a tow driver later, we were on our way hungry but still pssing ourselves. Found out later the driver lost his job over it. Good times.

[@billy44talent]

I worked at hungry jacks. This couple used to meet their dealer in the disabled toilets so as to not arouse suspicion. One would go into the males toilets, one into the ladies toilets, and one into the disabled toilets. I would sit in the cafeteria watching them open and closing the doors trying to see if anyone was watching and trying to tell each other what was going on. It was like a scooby do chase scene. I guess they didn’t want to be seen all going into the same toilet by me

[@mmegs5386]

Back in 2020, me and my mates were at maccas at around 7:30 in the Arvo, some bloke comes in from the pub next door, clearly drunk to order something, as he’s waiting, he for some unknown reason decides to smash his head against the glass box that stores all the cafe items in, it leaves a small crank and he’s unconscious and bleeding, when the ambulance gets here, he wakes up and asks for his order as they are strapping him to the board. The dent is still there to this day.

[@graboid78]

I worked at McDonalds I fucking hated the Monopoly promotions, had some woman come to the counter asking about a voucher. I said it was an online redemption, she started screaming she didn't have a computer and then pulled out her iPhone to enter the code, constantly grumbling and swearing about how stupid we were.

[@alexwright6816]

I remember some guy coming in sometime in 2023 with a loyalty card from pre covid then was surprised that it wasn't valid anymore. The manager on that day was one of the cool ones and gave him a free coffee anyway. Also, the olds complaining that the cabinet muffins were gone was funny/annoying. Explaining to all of them that we stopped years ago was so much fun. The only thing that brought more light to my day was when my coworkers were arguing and trying to drag me into it.

[@alexwright6816]

@@EvilParagon4 it's not the staff's fault, they get paid jack shit. Don't get pissy at them, they're just following the instructions they've been told.

[@alexwright6816]

@@EvilParagon4 not if they've been told by a manager to not give tickets with nuggets. They may have just not received the packaging yet, I know for a fact that for example that the mcdonalds I worked at we didn't give tickets to certain cafe drinks so I can totally see no tickets with nuggets.

[@lewis8325]

@@EvilParagon4 better educated? at McDonalds? you should grow a brain and learn to cook moron

[@g3rdus12]

@@EvilParagon4 They care as much about you as you care about them, not in the slightest. They're not gonna risk their job because a manchild is angry about some missing monopoly stickers lmao.

[@ironyhigh]

I thank the person who explained pickle racing. Not all of us are that cultured.

[@mathewpoole3589]

Wanyes world has the best depiction of pickle racing at it's finest.

[@FullSlyde]

😂

[@codiede6690]

I became less cultured upon learning about pickle racing.

[@arbington]

Well, I did quit my job at a McDonald’s once. So that’s close. Probably can’t go back to that location anyway. Cops got called twice in my first week working there, that was, like, two times too many honestly. Kinda tapped out after a point. Wasn’t worth it for a second job overnight paying minimum wage. lol First one was just a drunk who fell asleep in line, was told that happened pretty regularly. But he basically ground the whole operation at the windows to a halt until the cops could come peel him out of his car. The second one though, was nuts. Guy just started yelling incomprehensibly at me through the window, very animated, very angry. Manager immediately jumps in. Find out he’s mad because he says his daughter was improperly rung up two days prior for a chicken sandwich that should’ve been free with a coupon. He’s threatening to kill people, cops show up, he speeds away. Dunno if they got him. Like I said up top, I actually just straight up didn’t come back to work the next day. Place had other issues too, had to cut off all my hair for the gig, had a manager die. All in a week mind you. Was running a window with a lady who worked for the mayor and also needed a second gig to make ends meet, we’d talk about her freaking masters program in between customers. Again, just wayyyyyyy too much madness for what it paid, all I needed was a quiet overnight gig so I could maybe pay my bills. Wasn’t looking to get killed for Ronald McDonald over a bad coupon that’s for sure.

[@emperorpelican8187]

yea you work at maccas poor

[@arbington]

Correction, *worked at Maccas. Clearly the place has gone to shit in my absence.

[@Almonolis]

​@@arbingtonHe could've also meant that people working at maccas are poor.

[@arbington]

I suppose we’ll never know what they truly meant. Impossible to say really. Maybe they meant to write a profound treatise on the relationship between fast food eateries and poverty. Maybe they were actually trying to call me poor. Maybe they had an involuntary spasm that just happened to spell all that out. Nobody knows.

[@bergfruehling]

@@arbington You were the hero they needed but didn't deserve.

[@mathewpoole3589]

9:39 2-5-4-1 Now rer, had me in stitches. It's both the post code, and mathematical education standards for Nowra.

[@CroatiansR6]

During the order breaks we would spray the grill with butter oil and chuck a tomato on the grill. We'd then grab the grill spatulas and play air hockey with the tomato until we either scored (by getting it into the oil and meat waste tray on the side of the grill) or the tomato literally melted into a red mush. The managers couldnt work out why they were using so many tomatos until one of them copped one to face when it got flung from the grill. Needless to say i dont work their anymore.

[@glameow12345]

8:05 I remember seeing stuff about this bug when McDonald’s started rolling out their self order machines where if you got a burger with nothing on it, the price would be negative, this resulted in being able to get free food if you put enough nothingburgers on your order. I am sure you can find footage of this.

[@funkyschnitzel]

When I was in high school, the local maccas was 24 hours, but only the drive through. The restaurant bit closed at like 9 or 10pm. If we'd been out at a party all night we'd often pretend to be in a car and walk through the drive through to try to buy nuggies. Like 4 or 5 guys all pretending to be sitting down in the rough position of a car's seats, shuffling down the drive through making car noises. Never did manage to convince the staff to give us any food.

[@janemacintyre9801]

🤣🤣

[@lostupover]

Did the same exact thing back in the day 😂

[@tillyfyre1866]

used to work at maccas, our town has your average crackies out and about. the maccas i worked at had had its windows smashed multiple times and we were so fortunate to be right next to police station, and the police often come in for lunch. i was working on the café side and we had a lady come in, quite obviously not in her right state of mind, wanting to charge her phone. She was there for a while, talking to herself then started getting mouthy to a coworker who was cleaning nearby, she got offended by his mere presence and started getting loud. like i mean she's talking absolute gibberish but she was loud and making other customers and coworkers look. Bc obv it sounds like she's going off our managers come out- absolute sweetest btw, only 17 at this point- she's asked what's wrong and the lady blows her top, starts screaming. Our manager literally has no idea what's happened but just tells her to calm down or get out, lady calls manager every swear under the sun :(, manager just says get out. We have our regional manager and owner of the store in the office as well in that day, the lady leaves and our manager has to go report her. She made our manager cry so our RM has gone walking through the carpark for crackie to have a word, RM is a SCARY lady, and i mean scary. Can't find her. Not even one hour later, crackie Jackie has returned with a vengeance and this time theres even more customers in the store. This time RM comes out to confront her, crackie starts her screaming match but RM is able to get her outside. im still in the café at this point, i have had the perfect vantage point all day, i swear nearly all the workers were trying to crowd into the cafe to watch, even betting to se if RM would swing. the best bit, crackie didn't see the police waiting for their lunch outside and omg it was glorious watching them waltz over, RM explain, crackie escalate, take a swing at the poor officer just to be thrown to the maccas window 🤣🤣👌👌

[@tillyfyre1866]

LMAO THE EHSAY FROM NOWRA, THIS IS THE CRACKIE FROM NOWRA

[@tillyfyre1866]

ANOTHER story i have, we shared a carpark with a bp petrol station, again i was in the cafe this day, saw a car (PARKED NEAR MY CAR NO DOUBT) start leaking out this massive amount of oil, like holy hells amounts of oil. the petrol station goes into emergency mode and then the fire station shows up. the whole time, the workers at maccas who have cars near this stupid car are all panicking (i.e. ME) turns out the driver put diesel in his car and instead of taking it over to the auto shop NEXT DOOR!!!! he decided to just dump the petrol!!!! but he fcked it up and caused a major hazard for the entire parking lot, petrol station and maccas!! not to mention all the diesel that was sitting under all the parked cars that the firies has to come in and ask around for the owners to come and move!!! (and i learnt you cant turn your car on when in this situation). Plus because of the all the firetrucks, the mcdonalds drivethrough was shut down and all the cars were stuck for ages because no one could get out

[@hugoeriksson6524]

Worked at maccas for a year in high school. My only memory is the time a bunch of drunk dudes came in at like 3am an ordered a mcchicken with like 5 or 6 extra chicken patties. I was the only one working the back so they were watching me and laughing at me trying to close the lid of the box. One of my greatest shames

[@stephensteele2844]

I got banned from a macdonalds during Covid lockdowns because my friend and I walked in together ordered together and waited together and the manager came within 6 feet of me to explain we couldn’t stand closer than 6 feet apart when I explained the situation I was told rules are rules so being cheeky I said you’re standing within 6 feet of me I’d like you to back up for my safety and the old hag kicked us out WITHOUT A REFUND she walked right behind us lmaoo

[@Jonathan-Shadow]

“Trust the science” lmao.

[@PinkTuskedMammoth]

What? A McD's with a basement? I mean cooking up crack isn't even that surprising anymore but it had a BASEMENT???

[@jordanslays_]

Maccas worker confessing sins here, I will never forget one Friday night rush me and a friend just pissing ourselves laughing while making burgers at some joke until said friend had two cheeseburgers Infront of him and was laughing so hard when he reached for the cheese a big stream of dribble came out of his mouth and landed directly in the middle of the burger. We both went silent and laughed even harder as he continued to put the final slice of cheese on and send it to the front counter.

[@fruitsaladin6314]

I got kicked out recently, in fact. They refused to give me my order. I even paid for it. I wasnt even overly pissy about it at the 15 minute mark.

[@Brimfarm]

Better of gotten your money back

[@emperorpelican8187]

sure fatty

[@fruitsaladin6314]

@@Brimfarm nope.

[@Brimfarm]

@@fruitsaladin6314 Fuck that there’s no way a zoomer or iPad kid is going to rob me of meal and money, most of those asinine morons can’t even speak coherently (or sometimes at all for that matter) lol

[@crazymusicchick]

Not enough staff

[@hemmoau]

For the last one Australia’s Currency Act 1965 actually places a limit of $5 in silver coins after which they literally cease to be considered legal tender (still at the discretion of the business to accept it, of course).

[@tay-lore]

McDonald's pickles are the absolute best design for sticking to a window though, because they don't do a crinkle cut! They brought this upon themselves

[@tobiasblackmoar]

respect to maccies workers that put up with the never ending beeping in those kitchens. Idk how y’all work there.

[@baconliontigers985]

when I was working at McDonald’s there was an attempted car jacking in the car park. A man walked up to a customer eating in their car and pepper sprayed him through the open window, the guy in the car got out and ran into the store and into the kitchen, since he brought his keys with him the guy was followed into the store. When he realised stealing the guys car wasn’t going to work he threatened to blow the place up and started walking around the servo next door with a lit lighter

[@laurenborgelt5032]

I got banned "for life" by 3 separate managers from engadine Maccas when I was 14 for smoking weed behind the bushes in the carpark

[@sonicscrewer3267]

The dad was Wiggum because the kid was clearly Ralph

[@emperorpelican8187]

boring

[@thedoomnegotiator9693]

@@emperorpelican8187yes, you are very boring indeed

[@TheNotedHero]

The drive through people wouldn't accept that my rollerblades had double the wheels of a car, so technically I was as important as two customers, smh. Ah, the 90's, good times.

[@brandonfoster1094]

My friend reversed his commodore all the way through Kempsey Maccas

[@clowesy2315]

The maccas on king st in Newcastle has bounces there because it gets trashed every weekend all the tables and chairs are bolted to the floor

[@KH-ct9or]

Over here in America at 11pm, I see this pop up and immediately stop what I’m doing and think I HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!!!

[@CarlitoManchego]

"Pickle racing" is a quirky, informal activity originating from Australia that has become a part of the country's unique slang and cultural fabric. Though it is not widely documented in mainstream literature, pickle racing is known in niche circles and social gatherings, often as a humorous and light-hearted pastime. **Definition and Activity:** Pickle racing involves placing pickles, often slices of dill pickles or gherkins, on a smooth, vertical surface like a glass window or a fridge door. Participants then watch to see which pickle slice slides down the surface the fastest. The activity is usually accompanied by lighthearted banter and friendly competition. The race is governed by the simple law of gravity and the varying levels of pickle slipperiness, which can lead to amusing and unpredictable results. **Historical Context and Popularization:** The exact origins of pickle racing are murky, as it seems to have emerged organically within social settings rather than being a formally documented practice. Anecdotal evidence suggests that pickle racing became popular in the latter part of the 20th century, particularly during the 1980s and 1990s. It was during this time that Australian pub culture and casual gatherings saw a rise in playful and spontaneous activities, often fueled by a sense of laid-back camaraderie and humor. While the first documented references to pickle racing in popular culture are difficult to pinpoint, it is believed that the activity spread through word of mouth, particularly in bars and at parties. Australians are known for their inventive and often irreverent slang, and pickle racing fits well within this cultural context. It likely started as a joke or a spontaneous competition during a social gathering and gained popularity through repeated practice. **Cultural Significance:** Pickle racing, much like other whimsical Australian pastimes, reflects the nation's penchant for humor and informal entertainment. It's an example of how Australians can find amusement in the simplest of activities, turning even mundane objects like pickles into sources of fun. This aligns with the broader Australian ethos of enjoying life, socializing, and not taking things too seriously. While pickle racing may not have the same cultural weight as more prominent Australian traditions, it holds a special place in the hearts of those who have participated in or witnessed the hilarity of a pickle sliding down a window. It embodies the spirit of improvisation and communal enjoyment that characterizes many aspects of Australian life. In conclusion, pickle racing is a lighthearted, somewhat obscure activity that exemplifies the playful and inventive nature of Australian social culture. Although its exact origins are unclear and it remains a relatively niche activity, it has nonetheless left its mark on the tapestry of Aussie slang and tradition.

[@scottmurray247]

A bit more detail please.

[@64Pete]

@@scottmurray247 ikr

[@yunowhatitis6783]

Thanks ChatGPT

[@CarlitoManchego]

@@scottmurray247 Hahaha I asked chatgpt to give me a long winded answer on what pickle racing was

[@CarlitoManchego]

@@scottmurray247 thank God theirs an informative pamphlet on pickle racing 🥒🥒🥒🥒

[@cheesebucket142]

I worked at a maccas in my teens and sadly not much crazy happened. Though we did have one funny moment where someone cleaning out the shake machine didn't put it all back together and caused a spray of syrup to paint the wall and ceiling, like Alfred Hitchcock himself got his hands on the chocolate syrup. Less funny when I had to be the one to get on the stepladder and clean it as like the only person over 160cm in the store at the time.

[@cheesebucket142]

Also yeah with the bikes in drive thru thing, they're terrified someone will get hit by a car doing that and sue them

[@rebelsheep1544]

I thought this would turn my stomach but the submissions were actually restrained and I am so glad

[@leek.3671]

Used to work in a Hungry Jacks at the Sunshine Coast - there were several attempted kidnappings of staff by a group of men who would wait for us to walk out at night in vans. One guy once threw bloody razors through the drive through window and told the girl in training he would assault her. Countless crackheads trying to get behind the counter to harass the young girls because the managers made all the boys work in the kitchen and all the girls on service. Lots of drunk people. But the worst of it all? The public bathrooms. Because you see, we were right next to a small petrol station and there were public bathrooms that both companies agreed to co-look after. The horror stories of blood, feces and semen I had to clean up by hand as a 16 year old was insane. And the fact that they only made the young girls clean both the men’s and woman’s bathrooms. There were several assaults made by men on some of the girls who were cleaning the men’s bathrooms. I was one of the lucky few who didn’t because I ran as soon as someone would open the door when I was cleaning. Only after I left did I hear they hired cleaners. Management never did anything. Cops were basically never called over anything unless it was bad enough that someone needed to go to hospital - not even when the girls were assaulted or one of the girls almost got taken away in a van by one of the groups of men. But there’s a lot of illegal shit management did so they weren’t about to stick their necks out for anyone. Edit: I should add that the main manager in charge was an EXTREMELY sexist, awful man who made us girls basically do everything he and the boys didn’t want to. He also tried to get a bunch of us girls to “Write him a structured argument on why we should stay in our jobs, complete with lists of what our biggest fears and weaknesses are.” I kid you the hell not. Almost none of us did it. I think two girls did because they were scared of being fired, even though the rest of us told them not to. He tried to convince us that this was important so he could help us “work on our flaws” and “become a better manager for it” - he was the most manipulative and abusive man I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. He tried to “take me under his wing” and would make me stay with him hours after my shift until like 2am outside in the cold almost every day because he wanted to “teach me” how to grow as a person. I felt like my life was in genuine danger every night I was around him. I heard years later that he covered for another male manager who was caught with pictures of some of the underage female staff on his phone. And he basically told him he was sending him to transfer to another location so that he wouldn’t get into trouble. Though I have no proof of this, I do not doubt the source it came from. That place was cursed, and I have never been back - it triggers my anxiety to even think about that place.

[@rhinobarrows]

I got kicked out of a Red Rooster, all I did was a hugh gassy fart and some children yelled "His making KFC in his pants." What made it worse is that I was sitting over a puddle of uncleaned spilt gravy and the manager came to kick me and my mates out of Red Rooster after I refused to clean it up and to toss the remaining KFC products in the bin. I didn't have anything from KFC and didn't shit myself... So to the Holy Male Donkeys at Plummer Pills, you can flaming well go and pluck yourselves with a frozen chock.

[@lewis8325]

lmfao

[@KazeMemaryu]

I got kicked out of McD's just once. It was night service, and I was waiting for a friend to finish his shift. He ordered me a burger from his "lunch fund", but then the dude who brought it to me started ranting about having to do a Double Cheeseburger this late. I deadpan said: "Way to complain having to do your job. Wanna hang out?", he went beet red and told me to get the fuck out. I waited like 15 minutes out in the cold before my friend came to me and we left. My friend told me he just like that, and I never went there again. My friend got his own McD's locale a while ago, had to move towns so I haven't seen him in a while.

[@Elemblue2]

Jordan's inner anger is building. You can just tell. Its an anger sourced from being chronically unimpressed. Its especially obvious if you watch older videos to new quickly. Soon hell snap and run for PM. Theres a required threshold of anger in order to do that.

[@chandangraham1091]

Never got kicked out, but I was refused service for trying to take a tall bike (3 bike frames welded one top of the other so I was 2m off the ground) through the drive through. I didnt see the issue as they served me on a normal bike before....

[@__-ni1kz]

Negative burgers is when you could remove the patty from cheese burgers at maccas and it would give you a negative total, so if put enough of them on the order you could get free food.

[@TyrantToppat]

I'm gonna be honest I was fully expecting this to be a video about how *Jordies* got kicked out.

[@Kicked444]

I worked at maccas as a delivery driver when i was 18 when they just started doing McDelivery. The 14 year olds kept paying me out for being so old….. That, and one day the manager offered a meal to anyone who could unblock the toilet. I managed to barter her up to 2 weeks of meals and agreed to do it. I put at least 10 garbage bags up my whole arm and reached in to what felt like a brick stuck in there. I pulled out what I could only describe as a strawberry cloud shaped log 10cm diameter at its peak

[@jean-lucpicard5510]

Old at 18? You ain't even lived by then.

[@richodude5455]

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, Now get ready for Crack in the Mac

[@joshuaward40]

As a 15 year old working at maccas I did a lot of questionable things. One of the most memorable however being the day I pissed in the crew room soap dispenser. It was a Friday night close shift, I climbed on top of the crew room toilet and pissed directly into the soap dispenser. Coming back in on for the Sunday afternoon shift, nobody had discovered it yet but had been using it. A WEEK later, the manager pulled me into the office and asked what happened to the soap dispenser, I just played dumb like I had no idea. Little did I know was my distinct, leather vans wafer pattern embedded on the toilet seat where I had stood to piss. Lucky I was good with the managers and nothing ever came of it, but many of my crew members had been washing their hands in my piss and cooking/serving food and taking orders for 7 whole days.

[@emma_nutella58]

Reminds me of the time ScoMo shat his pants at Endagine Maccas in 1997

[@fraserdelaneyy]

been working at my maccas in a shopping centre food court for a little over a year , frequently other crew members play with the pickle slices by doing around the worlds (yes like a soccer ball) with the pickle then kicking it into the food court. with the clear goal of hitting someone. being clearly aware that they can be seen, they aren’t caught and the only person that cares is the restaurant manager. they are yet to hit someone having lunch.

[@handroids1981]

Oh... Another core memory unlocked. Belmont, Geelong McDonald's will not serve drunk people making broom noises at the drive through. However! If you go next door, to the back of Coles and Kmart and find a big box and smash people size holes in it. Then go through the drive through on a Saturday night, not only do other drunk people show support and give you booze, the staff give up and take your orders. We didn't do the manual window winders though. We decided it wad a Ford Fairmont and had electric windows. Be cause we are classy c**nts like that. Also I threw up because I ate three Fillet-O-Fish burgers in a row. It was not the grog.

[@Leppkes]

Where I live(smaller town in Germany) McDonald's is open from 7:00 am to 1:30 am (3:30 am on weekends), but the last few hours only the drive-thru is open, while the rest has already been cleaned(at least this was the case when I was younger). So you had to walk through the drive-thru if you wanted anything to eat. If you used a push-bike on top of that, they probably would not care; if you were wasting the time of other hangry customers behind you, they would be your problem rather than the employees. Reality might have been different during lockdown. Fun fact: there is a "McBoat" for canoes etc. in Hamburg.

[@lizardclarke]

There was a guy at my maccas that bragged about not having washed his uniform for 2 years (his uniform looked permanently wet from grease, you can imagine the smell)

[@pineapplz]

never heard of pickle racing before, i thought it was rolling the pickles and who can roll it further, but the explanation makes more sense lol

[@slicknmean]

Maybe banned, but can still have food delivered boysss

[@JohnDoe-kz4id]

It’s late, however it’s too good not to tell. I was once at Stanmore McDonald’s after a drunken night out and as it was early morning only the drive thru was open. We were on foot, and decided we’d try our luck walking through and before we even got the chance we were met with another customer (an all white unmarked van with a sticker on the back saying something vague about it being a government vehicle”. Being young and drunk I began banging on the back of the van for them to hurry up, only to be yelled at to stop and have some respect for the deceased body in the back.. because it was a morgue transport van.. I get they need to eat too, but surely they would bring a packed dinner and not take a body along to grab some food..

[@handroids1981]

In 2004 I started a Food Fight at Ballarat McDonald's. Me VS two bus loads of primary school kids. My girlfriend was NOT impressed. The druggo mate we were taking to Karal Castle may have got caught in the crossfire. I may have been aiming at him.

[@alexwright6816]

My favorite memory from working at mcdonalds was when a guy ordered a flat white then once at the window changed his mind and wanted a latte. I (having worked there at the time for like 2 weeks) was about to make a new coffee when the best manager comes over with the coffee, turns the steam on for a minute then takes the coffee back to him and he happily took it.

[@CatLover521]

honestly, i needed the pickle racing explanation, i thought it was like a jerk circ speed run

[@mawi4112]

no no, one of the first thing i learned about australian culture as a german was that a PM had intenrnal pressure in a maccas

[@suffer7845]

Got kicked out for eating Chinese food in Maccas once.. haha

[@viviannemj4232]

I can see that happening here in America too

[@hotaruFirefly2]

Was it succulent?

[@g3rdus12]

did that once with subway. they couldn't have cared less lol

[@Buzzlighter89]

@@hotaruFirefly2a succulent Chinese meal?

[@suffer7845]

@@hotaruFirefly2 RIP

[@void-creature]

1:07 oh no, don't worry - WE KNOW.

[@cadaverchris6000]

6:49 when my mom worked at a Michaels (craft store), she was cleaning the washroom and noticed a loose tile. Long story short, a coworker had set up a miniature meth lab in the wall of the bathroom

[@weary4731]

I've had people do the ice cream cone thing while working at McDonalds in the US. They didn't throw it at each other, but it was a trend almost a decade ago at this point. Another co-worker ended up chucking one in somebody's car when they tried it in the drive-through.

[@NZKiwi87]

> just learnt what pickle racing is < 👀

[@CarlitoManchego]

Gonna type into Chatgpt please provide a comprehensive long winded answer to explain in Aussie slang what is pickle racing?

[@BigJMC]

Former McDonald’s employee here, When I went to open one of the stock boxes for the eggs a rat jumped out and started running around the store. Me and the store manager were literally scrambling to catch the rat while the other employees kept the customers distracted, we ended up throwing the rat into a box and tapped it up and threw it in the freezer only to totally forget about until 3 days later when one of the back area girls screamed after opening the box with the frozen dead rat. I don’t think I’m qualified in fast food ever again 😂

[@Suicune-oz4ou]

There is a limit to how many if each coin you can use for one transaction and merchant's don't have to accept more than $5 in silver coins or 10 x the face value of gold coins. So, if the workers didn't reject your order and tell you to get the fuck out, they obviously weren't that upset about it because they could have just said no if they didn't want to sit there counting. They are used to counting the tills mutliple times a day, 480 5c coins would take like 2 minutes to count and be a minor inconvenience at best.

[@sokar_rostau]

I guarantee that ceiling at 10:54 was designed/chosen specifically to combat ceiling pickles. I spent many a midnight at Engadine Macca's in the '90s, and I can assure you that what Scummo did was nothing out of the ordinary for that carpark. Holy shit, I thought this happened when he was about 19 but I just looked up Scummo's age and he was nearly 30. I kind of take it back now because all the shit, piss, and vomit, I saw was from teenagers.

[@iridiumSerpent]

There was one (absolutely giant) woman that would come in every day to get a coffee and if it wasn't made correctly she'd get so abusive she made several co-workers of mine cry. Everyone complained about her attitude and even the managers had had enough, but the owners (we were privately owned, not a franchise) refused to ban her because she spent a lot of money

[@alexwright6816]

We had something similar. If a specific person didn't make her coffee she'd have a screaming match.

[@LindenEdwards]

Drive through in a shopping trolly under the influence is the classic way. Also their food trays made good fun at the skate park.

[@Siege_Hey]

tbh i appreciate the description for pickle racing i would not have figured it out

[@emeQve]

A friend who used to work at maccas told me how one day, an obese man asked for one of those massive paper delivery bags and fill it up with nothing but chips. After some initial confusion and explaining that they only do small medium or large she decided to use a large chips tray as a scoop and charge the man the amount of large chips scoops that would add up to.. She said that they had to keep frying batches one after another in order to completely fill the bag with nothing but chips.. It ended up being over $200 and that it was so heavy they weren't sure it would hold up the weight but the man assured it would be fine like he's done it many times already.. he paid and left with the bag like it was business as usual

[@OwenGee22]

On my first day working at McDonalds one of the staff punched the freezer so hard that you could see the dents in a shape of a fist because of some customer in the Drive Thru. That Freezer stayed operational for the 10 years I was there and I would show all the new hires. Also back then you could tell if it was a good or bad day by how many fist shaped holes were in the boxes in the freezer.

[@bergfruehling]

How did you even make it for a fucking decade?!

[@OwenGee22]

@@bergfruehling 2 years of tafe, 4 years of uni, 3 years of covid and 1 year of "well fuck it i'm this close to long service leave"

[@lunalangton5776]

@@OwenGee22 long service leave at maccas is a fucking thing?! mate they should give you a medal

[@OwenGee22]

​@@lunalangton5776 Nah I don't need it. Giving people 11 nuggets instead of 10 at 2 in the morning was enough for me. Sometimes a McChicken patty cause there were only 9 nuggets left in the tray.

[@lunalangton5776]

@@OwenGee22 🫡🫡🫡 hero

[@Techno-Universal]

4:29 Even better! Many years ago four guys were in the news for walking through the Macca’s drive through in a massive cardboard box that looked like a car! Or you sometimes see the angry Karens in the drive through that are also known as the AU foot falcon turbos! :)

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

McDonalds, The World's toilet

[@SlytherinReviews]

Humans use to have "Tails" so we aren't comparing ourselves to chimps and such now are we

[@SpeedLockedNZ]

Vroom Vroom, squeek squeek, "do you wanta car with that order?"

[@45calGunslinger]

>bikes in the drive-thru AMATEUR HOUR. Gotta ride up in a trolley stolen from the local shop for the staff to take you seriously.

[@ReceptiveRaptor]

I wasn't kicked out but I was working and I got to kick people out. This was back in NZ, at 2 a taxi full of drunk people came through the drive thru and they were extremely wasted. They must have had a bad night because they very quickly went from drunk and rowdy to drunk and very abusive. The thing about maccas in NZ (at least in my city) the clubs all close at 2am and a vast majority of the drunks go to Maccas. I told them that I wouldn't be serving them and that they would need to just leave when they're able. They sat in the drive thru for about 20-30 minutes (as the lobbyist packed like sardines with hungry drunks, so orders go out slow due to sheer volume of orders compared to how many employees were working (all 3 of us) 🙃) My manager didn't even question my executive decision, they proceeded to hurl profanities from the car park for about 2 hours trying to goad me into giving up my own personal information?? Good memories.

[@torashiregato2104]

Dunedin?

[@aussiegruber86]

The McDonald’s near me is absolutely disgusting, impossible to get service, stuffs up nearly every order.

[@georgeroumeliotis2239]

No, but then I don’t go there but on an uplifting note Mc Donald’s has been banned from most places in Greeece, after 10 years of legal gymnastics they have been allowed 6 locations…. That’s how it’s done.

[@boingkster]

Ah yes, Greece. The shining example of a prosperous economy.

[@lewis8325]

@@boingkster blisteringly low IQ comment

[@michaelmurphy2786]

When I was a teenager, I knew a guy who worked for Macca's with a branch right in the middle of the city, it overlooked where me and all my teenager friends used to hang out at the weeks with the first two floors being for customers then the third for staff. The staff floor had a hole broken in one of the windows, this guy was caught one saturday afternoon stroking himself out of the window by the public outside and the other staff going to see what everyone was so horrified by. Was referenced only as "Whackman" for years afterwards because for some odd reason, aside from the main cop station being a two minute walk away, just disappeared after being busted.

[@gnowra]

Can we please have Kmart/Big W/Target workers confess their sins video? I have so much to say.

[@Fish29077]

To be fair, the having a fake vehicle thing through Maccas happens a lot in this country. It’s due to the times the main restaurant is not open but the drive through is. There have been many an intoxicated Aussie who is in need of the feed in the early hours of the morning. There are willing to play out the comical scene for that saving sustenance on the walk home.

[@TTOS69]

What up Jordan! Much love from NC, USA! Wish we had creators like you in the states. Everyones a bunch of ppussies nowadays

[@N3xT_Generation]

My schools year ten and eleven art class was coming back from a camping trip, and we stopped at the famous engadiene maccas, total chaos, 60-100 students crowded the tiny maccas, the kids where telling the teachers why it was a funny maccas. some young kid was having a birthday there, and they had the cake out and started singing happy birthday and half of the students and store started singing along and scared the kid into crying 💀