From Jurassic Park to Jurassic World - CRAM IT

[@screenjunkies]

What other series would you like to see us CRAM? Anything you think we missed on this one? Let us know in the comments below and thanks for watching! One: Speak up and join the conversation- we encourage respectful debate. Two: Respect your community- racism, misogyny, homophobia and hate speech aren’t tolerated. Three: “Be nice.” - Dalton from Roadhouse

[@brentage5000]

Screen Junkies Hey, since the predator apparently has another movie coming out, you guys should do a CRAM IT! of all the predator movies, and maybe even include the Alien vs Predator ones too.

[@SirKirk2000]

Screen Junkies how about Mission Impossible when Fallout comes out?

[@the_dino_is_mad]

Screen Junkies You should do the Mummy franchise!

[@taragold1036]

Game of thrones

[@SivartAuhsoj]

I definitely agree with MI!

[@siriusgray]

I’m so happy Dan did this cram it. His disdain and contempt is beautiful.

[@laurelwelch6295]

It's like a whole Dan Rant crammed into one video. Preach it, Dan.

[@Gabe_Cross]

"These people never learn." This sums up everything that has happened in the Jurassic Park universe quite nicely.

[@smurfyday]

And in America.

[@Steph-rj9hd]

smurfyday Thank you for this lovely comment XD As an American, I PRETTY MUCH WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE

[@shamilarifeen380]

I agree. I suppose it's human nature.

[@The_RedVIII]

ALAN

[@Matty002]

REDVIII

[@The_RedVIII]

You're not Alan.

[@George2001k]

I must admit. I laughed a lot with the: no one would be possibly stupid enough to, thing.

[@emilyhardy9478]

I love the fact that you call everyone by the character's name except Samuel L. Jackson. He's too cool for that nonsense.

[@AndreAroyan]

I also liked the Nick Van Vince Vaughn bit.

[@Ductos]

You can nearly hear the disdain out of Dan's voice :D It's so funny when he does "Cram It" for things he isn't fond off.

[@mk6rfc1]

+LednacekZ MCU

[@ChrisOfTheDead]

Yeah, that assistant's death in World was just disturbing. That character didn't deserve that.

[@lisbethrivera8851]

ChrisOfTheDead I'm actually really surprised I'm not the only one that found her death underserving. I mean, kudos to Katie McGrath for doing her own stunts but damn. At least make her as unlikeable as Hoskins.

[@joelwallenius2877]

You should read A Song of Ice and Fire.

[@youngfieldmouse8213]

I completely agree she was just doing her job

[@3002058]

It's not disturbing it's just overkill death in my opinion.

[@mk6rfc1]

it was fine, i dont get the whole hooplah over it

[@titleofyourmixtape480]

"lab coat Thanos" 😂😂

[@joelwallenius2877]

These CRAM IT videos are excellent. Best summaries on YT. I wish you had one of these for every major TV series... it's stupid to watch one season this year and the next season another year. Who remembers all the details!? Nobody. Nobody!

[@dougindigo1928]

This is my favorite series Dan. Content creation is my favorite part of the channel

[@loveoffilm4327]

Lost World is underrated movie, it was by far my favorite as a kid, I loved the cool trailer things, raptors in high grass, trex in waterfall scene, those mini dinos hunting down chernobog russian guy, there are like 25 scenes i could rattle off that were enjoyable, I cant do that for jurassic world or jurassic 3

[@jacoshneko]

"Sarah!" "Sarah!" "Sarah Harding!" "...how many Sarahs do you think are on this island?"

[@javierzurera986]

I missed the guy running with his drinks from the pterodactyls in the review. This guy is epic

[@benabramowitz18]

Are we getting the Jurassic Park III Honest Trailer soon?

[@benabramowitz18]

Please say “Alan!”

[@goldenlightpictures6223]

Yes

[@zbh9268]

Tuesday. I'm willing to bet you.

[@samrtnr97]

Yeah my guess is it will probably on Tuesday as it's the lone Jurassic movie that hasn't gotten one yet (Park got one in 2013 when it was in theaters for its' 20th anniversary while Lost World & Jurassic World were both 2015)

[@The_PokeSaurus]

I've been passive aggressively asking for years!

[@bashful_michael]

Dan did such a good job narrating this. So much subtle shade being thrown.

[@loma4437]

Definitely need more ‘Cram It’. Thoroughly enjoyed this and the Marvel one.

[@michaelbalsamo9806]

Dans commentary for this literally made me laugh so hard. The part about the pterodactyls had me dying

[@vallon3518]

Every expense was spared.

[@chamashadissanayake536]

I was hoping Dan would do this one. So good 👏

[@brra7404]

This series went from SIMS Theme Park into ARK Survival and i love it

[@ZachBobBob]

I actually love The Lost World man I think it's hella underrated

[@mrsinister8978]

The San Diego sequence isn't that bad actually. Unecessary, but extremely well shot.

[@thomaslax39]

I mean it's fun, but you have to understand it's very real flaws

[@grandmasterblueberryice6108]

I understood that reference

[@sleepypanda9928]

This was good. I didn't need this but I enjoyed this a lot. :)

[@JerichoAndFriends]

"LIKES find a way!" Hahaha! 🤣

[@akirablac]

Great Work. Really good explanation. Thanks.

[@gmpnj29]

Great summarizing. Really funny

[@kingplunger1]

lord of the rings, harry potter, batman, alien and everything else. love this format

[@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw]

That assistant did get the most brutal death of the entire franchise and it was underserved. They did it just for the shock factor, Hoskins was the one I expected to get a death like that

[@jermed2001]

This was soo funny!! Make more please. P.S. “Alan.”

[@rmannayr2129]

LIFE FINDS A WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@trevorfeelgood]

It's Nice Dan got to do one more rant about Jurassic world one.

[@Hurstcules]

I've seen all these movies so many times, but I watch these cram it videos for the writing and in jokes

[@terraingirl]

I should have came across these sooner but its all good. I am here now.

[@TrekBeatTK]

I guess we can wait until the next movie for it, but a Star Trek Cram It! (Or series of them) would be great.

[@luiguirodriguez3680]

Hi guys, big fan from Costa Rica. Just want to say this is definitely the funniest thing I’ve seen from screen junkies (and I pretty much watch all of it) Having Dan do the voice over makes it feel familiar and casual. This was clever but grounded, funny but not trying too hard, and it honestly was hilarious. (Also I’m a audiovisual professional so I’m pretty picky about content) Loved it! Keep it up!

[@AnimalLover101195]

Dan's snark made my day!

[@Brook11223]

Next stage will be creating human dino-hybrids.

[@Brook11223]

Jurassic park have been doing gene splicing different reptiles over and over. If they want bring a new storyline thats what they can go with.

[@mrsinister8978]

Raghu Seetharaman Or what about a sequel with an Aliens vibe where a group of marine corps travels to Isla Muetra who don't know what they're getting into and run into dinosaurs & prehistoric creatures that we have yet to see in this franchise or under-utilized Dinos from the series, at least a few encounters with a Rex & some Raptors, like they could do the boat chase from Michael Crichton's novel. InGen should already know that it was a failed project & there's no need to genetically splice hybrids, that might of been cool at first, but the idea sounds so super cheesy & generic. So why not have something that is kind of similarly structured the same as Jurassic Park, but with a different vibe.

[@Brook11223]

If they do incorporate a specific storyline from Michael Crichton's novel I am okay with that.

[@marcusporter7565]

Raghu Seetharaman I'd watch that. Although I think that the Indominus Rex was a precursor due to thw fact that it killed for sport.

[@evolvedturtleproductions7600]

That was actually a concept for Jurassic World.

[@squilliamfancyson6628]

I didn't need to watch this, as I've watched all the films, but these are always entertaining.

[@WyattoonsComics]

Fun fact: it’s explained in expanded lore stuff that Hoskins led a team to stop those pteranodons that escaped at the end of Jurassic Park 3. That’s how he got the higher-up position in the park.

[@EdwarioERS]

There would've been no problem if they just did herbivores. In Jurassic World they wouldn't have had their incident if they hadn't manufactured that intelligent monster with active camouflage.

[@herrmuster5272]

But they are boring xD.

[@lynniesaade4710]

Modern large herbivorous animals are very dangerous, some even more so than many carnivores. This ironically, is the one area where Jurassic Park makes the dinosaurs not monstrous enough.

[@matman000000]

What's even the point of giving him camouflage? I thought he was supposed to be the big tourist attraction, isn't invisibility kind of antithetical to that?

[@Geebee22]

Mattchester because he was secretly making it for military use and not for attraction. That’s why everyone is surprised to find out it has that ability because nobody knew except him. By him I mean Dr. Henry Wu

[@eddancho]

But wouldn't that volcano have erupted even if there was no accident???

[@Colinmchapman]

Dan is my hero.

[@craigreilly1613]

The big t-rex that burst out in jurassic park 2 didnt kill the crew on the ship. In an interview somewhere it was revealed that some velosorapters got on bored and killed the crew. It was just convienient that the t rex broke free

[@bigjsquare1988]

See Screen Junkies would like you to believe they made this video to catch everyone up on the Jurassic franchise before Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is released, but they in actuality made this video as an excuse to use their favorite clip of the talking raptor in Alan Grant's dream. You're not fooling me SJ! I read between the lines.

[@MrConorMoore]

Great break down of the series, please do more, even with old movies, like the bridge between The Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings

[@travissmith6380]

Dan was the perfect one to have do this

[@yesmypfpisacatdoingthefuck4603]

The assistants death was lowkey badass. The way the mosasouras comes out of the water to eat the pterodactyl

[@gestaposantaclaus]

Yeah let’s depend on electricity to enclose dinosaurs in a tropical environment with wet storms.....yeeeeeeah that makes sense. Also let’s make sure to plant vegetation right next up to the fence to prevent people from seeing dinosaurs....if only there was some kind of pre-existing model of animal exhibits to base our park design on.

[@David-kd4qr]

You couldn't possibly expect them to keep a T-rex and raptors in a pit with wall high enough that they would never be able to escape! Then people would be to see them safely! That's no fun.

[@gestaposantaclaus]

David it’s simply not a vacation till you have to pick up grammy’s head from the pavement on your way out of the park!

[@ecpmatrix19]

Haha! Dan, you must have loved re-watching all these! You're ecosystem concerns after JPIII had me literally lol-ing! Awesome CRAM IT... thank you!

[@Protorit]

The canister with the embryos in Jurassic park is a plot point in telltale's Jurassic park game which takes place concurrently and right after the film.

[@plotshift]

I'm proud Dan, you talked about Jurassic World and didn't cuss once

[@FestArc]

I don't know why everyone goes off on Zara's death in Jurassic World. That actress is probably honored to be the first female death in the Jurassic series.

[@benabramowitz18]

For your next Honest Trailer, please say "Alan!"

[@MeepMeep88]

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic wordAh ah ah, you didn't say the magic word Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word

[@DamienFatePlays]

I didn't need a primer but this was hilarious to watch either way, nice job :D

[@paulapriebe3784]

Thanks for all the snark, Dan! I would have been sad if anyone else had narrated this video.

[@SabH27]

As soon as this was announced on SJU yesterday I was so excited, and boy did it not disappoint! This was absolutely hilarious, thanks Dan!

[@JTISREBORN]

Thanks for this. I love the Jurassic Park series. It’s entertaining B Movie fun. (After the first movie which I’d consider an A-Movie).

[@mentaya11]

I'd honestly put the most recent one into the A movie category too. It wasn't as good as the first one, but it was a good sight better than the other two. To me, it was the sequel the original deserved.

[@JTISREBORN]

mentaya11 Fallen Kingdom?

[@mentaya11]

Was actually referring to Jurassic World. The newest one isn't out where I am yet.

[@JTISREBORN]

mentaya11 ok, I was just making sure. I know Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom was released outside of the United States.

[@mentaya11]

It was, but that is not where I live.

[@holaworld3850]

It sure did help a lot

[@jorgemarquez9944]

Thank you so much for this video! Helped my wife a lot!! 😂

[@xMAJINKHANx]

Is it just me or does anyone else think Claire in Jurassic World deserve to be in jail? I mean she was a horrible director making bad choices and a terrible aunt to her nephews.

[@dustinwennerberg5335]

The crew on the SS.Venture got eaten by velociraptors that got on board but it was a cut scene from The Lost World

[@lyledeyounges1276]

I didn't think Jurassic Park III was bad when I went and saw at age 11. But even my 11 year old self was like "...Really. The boy survived 8 weeks on his own, on an island filled with dinosaurs... really?" And when I went and saw Jurassic World... no.

[@morbincrusader5123]

The embroyos at the mud covered part do play a part in a sequel, the video game one though.

[@Smallgirl24]

I love your CRAM it videos! So usefull and very entertaining lolll.

[@leejones8582]

Dan loves Jurassic World 1 and 2

[@DaBezzzz]

If you're still unsure if you should watch Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom: though it does give a lot of Lost World-vibes (even in the freaking title), it's much better than I expected when I watched it. So go watch it

[@David-kd4qr]

Everything I've heard is that if you just want a fun, dumb, hey look dinos film then it is good. If you want anything else you'll be sad. But really after all the other films you should know what you are getting.

[@DaBezzzz]

David Yes, well this one I think is really good at tense scenes and the story overall us waaaaaay better than the other sequels. I expected nothing more than a reboot of Jurassic Park: The Lost World with the setting of Jurassic World and came out positively surprised.

[@theprofitdirector3946]

I agree about the assistant's death. That poor woman spent that whole day in a panic, worrying about how fired she was because these two spoiled rich kids were mad at their Aunt. That's an incredibly horrible way to spend your last day alive, and the fact that no one cared at all speaks volumes of what the writers and director really think of "the help". I mean if Colin Trevorrow's assistant in real life got hit by a bus on the job, would he even call their family with the sad news and a tearful apology or would that be the replacement assistant's job? No one on the creative team thought it was even worth acknowledging with a "Boys, where is Zara?" and that's just sad.

[@DutchessOfSassland]

This was fantastic.

[@TheOneWithTheManyZs]

Dan was a perfect choice for this. xD

[@matthewpaul6904]

And nobody ever bothered these dinosaurs aga... OH COME ON!

[@TheKlyn10]

I don't know of you were being sarcastic or not. But at the end of the first movie, the Trex get into the visitors centre because of a huge opening on the wall, because the building is still under construction

[@movierr111]

nope theres no huge opening, it wasn't shown anywhere in the movie before

[@InvaderTool]

movierr111 Yes there was.

[@TheKlyn10]

movierr111 You can see it in the movie, just as the Rex is about to bite the raptors and also when one raptor jumps on top of Rexy.

[@isen2619]

and what about the T-Rex's stealth mode?

[@The_RedVIII]

I know Dan hates Jurassic World, and yeah it's a super dumb movie, but man, it is one entertaining popcorn flick. I enjoyed it.

[@shahzebnasir4692]

Even Dan agrees it's a very fun movie

[@redmeth07]

It was horrible and a travesty. It doesn’t exist in my eyes. 1,2,3 rule. The 4th makes me sick to my stomach. The only good thing I will say about it is you get to see dinosaurs. It’s not a good popcorn movie. It sucked!

[@frenchcoupon3391]

It is very underrated. It is a far superior movie to the Fallen Kingdom. Dan should chill out and enjoy great blockbusters. He is sometimes snobbing popcorn flics. I find this a classic "arthousy" attitude.

[@shahzebnasir4692]

If you hated Jurassic World boy you'll want to stay away from this one

[@collinwalker4873]

Popcorn flicks can be good and smart. Just because it's a popcorn movie doesn't mean it has to be dumb as a bag of rocks and shallower than a kiddie pool. Jurassic World is boring as hell on rewatch too.

[@sabersight908]

i have seen all the movies not the new one but this is help full THANKS :D

[@MCMonsterbuilder]

This made me realise how Jurassic World is just parts of all 3 Movies that came before it combined.

[@joshualynch1107]

I know Dan hates these movies, but this just made me want to go back and watch them all again before I see Fallen Kingdom

[@lizodonnell9436]

This was awesome, thanks for doing this Dan!

[@Mr_Waffle.]

I remember seeing the third film with my friends in the cinema during high school, and I laughed at the raptor saying "Alan" in the dream. My friends always made fun of me for that :(

[@NeuroticsReturns]

Great vid SJ! ‘Likes find a way’ with the J G laugh 👌🏽

[@robinbillett956]

Do more of these please!

[@elia_simon]

yes this is perfect! i am going to see the new one next week and glad to get a review

[@wnazgul]

And noone was ever dumb enough to bother the dinos aga..... damn it !

[@ronankelly6393]

Jurassic Park is one of the best blockbuster movies of all time. It's a shame none of the sequels came close to sharing the magic of the first. Lightning in a bottle I guess. Similar to the Jaws franchise.

[@bunkerbusterbob1372]

The Jurassic franchise sure has it fair share of problems,still I love all of it!

[@athenajaxon2397]

Am I the only one who likes the third one more than the second one?

[@ABSallah1]

Damn...Screen Junkies cold for making Dan do this lol

[@eva.nvrmnd]

This was hilarious, especially because poor Dan got to (was forced to?) narrate it. Great work guys, and I really needed to get caught up, so thank you!

[@davidkrzysko4215]

Thanks guy!

[@patrioticlion9773]

This was great!

[@jeanpepin6497]

Movies that don't need to be made anymore: Jurassic park, star trek, star wars, fast and furious.

[@colossusrageblack]

Excellent recap

[@ankurq7]

Much needed video

[@bmabhilash01]

Love this. Awesome

[@andrewglisson4596]

Hey, Dan, et al, my guess is the shot of Nedry's shaving can going into the mud wasn't an attempt to set up sequels. I think it was an homage to a similar shot in Psycho where you see Norman Bates unknowingly put the money Marion stole into the back of her car and sink it to hide her murder. Both shots are winks at the audience that a seemingly important plot element actually has no significance beyond setting up an unrelated plot (Norman's murders / dino free for all.) It's a very Spielbergian thing to reference.

[@mr.m9765]

This Cramit has Honest Trailer vibes. Dig it

[@smurfyday]

It's better. HT has sold out. Mostly sings the praises of movies and video games now.

[@fracturedempiricist]

The most painful part of III is when they try that phone and then walk directly past the geothermally powered comms room directly to the left of the entrance (i.e. right behind Tea Leoni when she tries the phone) that we saw Vince use to contact the mainland in LW.

[@boricualink]

Best part for me was when Owen drives in reverse and the kids beg not to be left alone. Correcting their aunt when she stupidly assumes that they're talking to her. At this point they've seen her kick a dinosaur off of Owens head and shoot it in the face. All they've seen Owen do is drive in reverse. But apparently they read the script and knew what badass he was.

[@tanya3128]

Jurassic Park was pretty perfect! The 2nd was just ok.

[@squilliamfancyson6628]

I think of the entire franchise, the assistant's death in Jurassic World upset me the most, and I watched all of Jurassic Park 3.

[@matthewcarter1973]

Woww lol. This was so great tbh.

[@JonJoLen]

About the barge scene, there was a deleted scene where the raptor got onto the barge, then sensed the trex so they left Edit: also the tyrannosaur hat was killed by the spinosaurus was a juvenile