Frozen Precipitation Fiscal Protectionist

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3 years ago 4

[@AntiWaveMan]

I’m glad Miser clarified that he isnt laughing out of amusement, but to mock the children. This video was extremely educational.

[@judydodd3673]

lyrics: [Mrs Claus] This poorly played brass instrument of indeterminate variety, which nonetheless emits the sound of a herald trumpet most certainly indicates that the individual of our upcoming focus has nearly arrived before us. this individual is one that I often refer to affectionately as a sizable cut of pork typically associated with celebrations, feasts, and meal times around the holidays. [Snow Miser] I would like to inform you that I am known by many titles including one associated with an occurrence of frozen precipitation occurring on the twenty-fifth of December, and one which simply refers to this type of precipitation itself. In addition to the two aforementioned titles I am also referred to by some as my masculine prefix which indicates my marital status followed by the term for a large body of dihydrogen monoxide molecules collected gradually in a conical shape, pointed in the direction of gravity, typically formed in periods of low temperatures which still allow frozen H2O to reach its liquid state for short periods of time due to the heat of the sun. Additionally, I am known by this same masculine prefix followed by a short phrase which refers to a specific measurement of molecular energy, said measurement having reached into the negatives and having surpassed at least ten units on this scale. Portently, however, my closest and most beloved compatriots refer to me by my most well established title, one which names me as a penny-pinching scoundrel who is very closely affiliated with frozen precipitation that falls from the sky during winter months outside of tropical climates, and periodically, but rarely in the subtropics such as northern Florida. Due in part to this and to my substantial set of unusual abilities related to this moniker, anything that I come into contact with, either by intentional or unintentional physical interaction, is quickly to, yet again this same frozen precipitation which I am so very fond of, a significantly larger quantity than is required, expected, or desired by any individual including myself. I laugh now, not because I am amused, but because I have utterly no intention of aiding the stupid and impetuous children which have appeared before me seemingly for the soul purpose of causing me great discomfort and displeasure. Rotating in quick and aggressive circles by taking advantage of both my athletic abilities and the low coefficient of friction on surfaces composed of frozen water, while making a sound which is meant to imitate that which is made by a human individual whose metabolism is reacting to the negative effects of exposure to a low temperature environment, and I am doing so in order to mock present company who is unaccustomed to such surroundings due to the contrast with my own lack of discomfort. [Snow Minions] If you have already forgotten, the individual which has appeared before you is referred to by several titles. We will proceed to list them off again to your immediate convenience. First, he is known by the common colloquial term which refers to the incidence of frozen precipitation on the twenty-fifth of December, an event which is fondly enjoyed by members of the public. Second, he is known simply as his masculine title prefix and the term for said frozen precipitation. [Snow Miser] The companions say is true, and to such a degree that I find it absolutely necessary to loudly acknowledge this at risk of interrupting their explanation.] [Snow Minions] He is known by the same masculine title followed by the term for frozen water formed into a conical shape, due to the force of gravity, and the surface cohesion of liquid water on frozen water. *cough* He is associated with the phenomenon wherein the local atmospheric temperature drops below the level of ten units in the negative on a linear scale, with each unit representing a fractional increase or decrease between the known lower limit of zero, which is set as the freezing temperature of a brine solution, and the known upper limit of ninety-six degrees, which is set as the average human body temperature. [Snow Miser] Whatick, but very attractive companions have failed to mention, and I will reiterate myself is that only those within my deepest inner circle know me by a title which conveys frozen precipitation and a tendency to hoard money rather than spend it. One of my most advantageous abilities is that which allows me to engulf any substance or object within my palms, quickly converting it on a particular level into this frozen precipitation, which much of my nomenclature is centered around. Unfortunately for the small, insignificant and disgusting creature before me, I have chosen to demonstrate this ability in a way which has caused harm not only to his personal property, but to his sense of dignity. [Snow Minions] He is a significantly larger quantity than is required, expected, or desired by any individual including himself. [Snow Miser] Due mostly in part to my affiliation with frozen precipitation and other concepts regarding objects with low thermal energy, it would be very upsetting to me to be exposed to an environment wherein the standard atmospheric temperature,as measured in Fahrenheit, exceeds a value of forty units above the zero level, which represents the point at which a brine solution with constant ratios of chloride salts, water, and ice freezes at sea level. This is because this level of thermal energy is not sufficiently low to cause the physical structure of bodies of h20 molecules to crystallize due to the slowing of movement on a molecular level. For distinction, I have a selection of local atmospheric temperatures which I claim to prefer. This list includes thirty degrees Fahrenheit at sea level, twenty degrees Fahrenheit at sea level, ten degrees Fahrenheit at sea level, and five degrees Fahrenheit at sea level. My reasoning behind each of these choices is primarily that each of these temperature levels is sufficient to permit the slowing of water particles to the point at which they conform into a crystalline structure. Immense and immeasurable mental and physical excitement, I will now begin the sticky white substance over my body and rotate at a high velocity, much to the disgust and chagrin of all who are unfortunate enough to watch this heinous and vile act. This however is not the limit of my depravity, as I will now begin to repeat the noise which I have at a previous point in this discussion for the soul and diabolical purpose of irritating the children which have come to me with good intentions, that I nonetheless have no plans to assist of help in any way. [Snow Minions] For the third and final time, this individuals preferred titles are listed as follows: A masculine title followed by the name of the nineteen fifty-four film directed by Michael Curtiz depicting a Caucasian family enjoying their holiday season, the same masculine title followed by the term for frozen precipitation, a cone structure formed out of frozen water molecules, typically formed following frozen precipitation in winter months, a shortened term referring to ten units below zero on the scale of thermal energy invented by Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit in seventeen twenty-four, widely popularized due to its use in his most popular invention, the glass mercury thermometer [Snow Miser] To state what I have established earlier, and to bring a timely end to this abysmal and forsaken celebration of the concept of low levels of thermal energy, I must inform you for the final time that only the closest, most trusted and beloved members of the community, which I consider myself a part of know me by a title which refers both to my penny pinching nature and frozen precipitation which typically falls from the sky and accumulates at varying levels, creating a substantial difference in both the appearance and practical traversability of the landscape, due to my close association and formation of my identity centered around this concept, as well as my substantial level of magical expertise, any object living or otherwise that comes into contact with the flesh of my hands for any duration is converted into that substance at an alarming rate. Excessive quantity. [Snow Minions] Excessive quantity. [Snow Miser] Now that my lengthy and spiteful introduction has been completed, I would like to inquire, the dearest wife of Saint Nicholas, as to his well-being and current state of operation. This is both because I presume that your visitation is in reference to recent events regarding this individual, and that I find you extremely attractive and may wish to perform dangerous and erotic acts with you at a later time. [Mrs Claus] Where my husband and lover is currently in a state of distress due to the contraction of a disease from which I am not certain he will recover. He is presently hospitalized and his medical condition is degrading rapidly. Luckily I am endowed with the funding and resources necessary to continue exposing him to the most advanced procedures available to modern science. [Snow Miser] Condolences to your and his great misfortune. It is certainly challenging to have to go through this with someone you have been together with for so long. had he been clever enough to seek my aid in this matter, I would have forced him to contract a disease of a similar nature that shares all of the traits of a common cold, but has overall beneficial effects rather than harmful ones. [Mrs Claus] What

[@athy8763]

the fucking concept of asking "what" after someone is talking like this borders the line of blasphemy

[@busterkuri]

Teacher: The essay has to be at least 900 words Me: No Problem

[@bonytanks1037]

The Icesnort Snow Miser Saga is really the only thing keeping me going right now.

[@icesnort]

I understand

[@Zooney6]

Depressing.

[@doozy5184]

This is how teachers sound when you're half asleep

[@haha__cool_yes]

[gentle applause]

[@ricesnot]

[English clapping]

[@Chrismas95]

I'm glad these kinds of videos are still being made

[@jecker19000]

Icesnort's uploads are the only thing holding my mental health together

[@diekomet6950]

the hurrahs in the audience are what makes this

[@kiiiiante]

Ah yes, a combination of a normally liquid substance that freezes to the solid state at temperatures of 0 °C (32 °F) or lower and expands to the gaseous state at temperatures of 100 °C (212 °F) or higher, and the act of forcing air violently through the nasal cavity, creating a rough harsh sound. My favorite miser maker.

[@tximistarissole]

I don't know what fucks me up more, the runtime or the fact that the KZbin autocaptions work perfectly

[@davidstratton909]

I made an omelet while I watched this. Came out pretty good.

[@Reftize]

i didn't know you had access to the long lost british dub!

[@ko-or4ul]

9 minutes of pure joy

[@ko-or4ul]

nevermind

[@Network1245_Productions]

5:59 “I will now begin to spread the sticky white substance”😏

[@SuperBatSpider]

We need Heat Miser to have his own version with this concept

[@nemichungort4093]

Blessed be the right Honorable MrTennek for creating such an enduring format that has survived even to this very video.

[@gracewenzel]

Hear hear! 🎩🧐

[@Buurazu]

Thank you so much for this advent calendar of wonder, it's what we needed this year

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

"It is a form of humor known as a pun utilizing the figurative phrase 'bad cold' to refer to a debilitating but still common illness however as cold also refers to extremely low thermal temperatures I inferred I could have bestowed upon your ailing husband a 'good cold' as per the aforementioned and greatly expounded upon cryomancy I wield."

[@Deimosthegreat]

Teacher: Your essay should be no less than five pages. Me smugly: Say no more.

[@jackmarrowmapping1176]

That scream at 4:23 killed me

[@caserdakka6702]

My only Christmas tradition is enjoying this masterpiece every year

[@kina5146]

Couldn't have said it much more concisely myself

[@rox5]

shut up

[@kina5146]

All of the "hear hear!"s are killing me

[@RingoBuns]

The gong noise made smoothie go up my nose from laughing

[@tahutoa]

just realized i'm ignoring most of what he's saying to listen to the music

[@MarkIn4D]

I'm sorry dude, I know for sure you have more in store, but I doubt the other Miser videos can possibly top this one.

[@gordonwiley2006]

I have a bad headache but this playlist is neither improving it or making it worse.

[@PWRetro]

👏 EXCESSIVE 👏 QUANTITY 👏

[@yossipechenik300]

Brilliant, utterly brilliant! I applaud your excessive ingenuity.

[@zeldalink78]

an excellent ode to a timeless classic

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

I disagree with the idea that the snow/melt touch is involuntary; it seems to be a willful action as the brothers are both fairly informal and "WHATEVER I touch" could easily be a colloquialism to refer to what he chooses to turn to snow. If he were to brush somebody in a crowd, with no intention to turn their items to snow, i doubt it would occur.

[@miro007ist]

Please, at your earliest convenience, inform me of all the musical classics in this motion picture.

[@oogalook]

Best in its class right here. There's actual sense to it.

[@TheFlyingMuke]

Hear, hear!

[@icesnort]

the ayes have it, the ayes have it

[@steveneiselen7993]

*ORE-DAHHH!!!* *ORRRR-Daaah!!* *Ordah!* The esteemed representative from @TheFlyingMuke is certainly allowed to express his exuberant agreement with these assertions of the Prime Minister, and I'm sure His Right Frostiness appreciates this gesture of elated solidarity by the Junior Minister. *ORDAH!* However, I must ask the Honourable Gentleman to compose himself for the remainder of the sitting: as the Speaker is interested in the response of the Shadow Chancellor, and this House will hear the opposition. With that said -- *ORDAHHH* Mr. Michael Rosen Of Hackney, we don't care how many bags of plums you ate when six years old -- His Toastiness the Shadow Chancellor will be heard: Mr. Astronomical Object Comprising A Luminous Plasma Spheroid Held Together Via Its Gravity Of Type Main Sequence 'G' Composed Of Mostly Hydrogen And Helium With A Surface Temperature ~5800 Kelvin And Located At The Center Of The Sol System has the floor...

[@djangel3108]

@@icesnort we need a version of this for heat miser.

[@RaggedyMimiga]

If I can collect enough T E E T H

[@aquadavie2]

oh my god this is quite a rabbit hole

[@randomnessinabox]

this is the best one yet

[@Trogdorbad]

i certainly wasn't expecting this, jesus christ

[@Miqueso]

Ah yes, Northern Florida.

[@Andyson-sz8qp]

my brain had a stroke while hearing this

[@AndersonOrozcoLopez]

Wowie zowie! I found my old account yet again!

[@mattlap6988]

i stumbled upon this account and would like to thank you for your hard work. im the 666th like

[@irateangrygamingdude-420]

1:59 It's cool, he's got a pass.

[@lavaking]

I feel like there must surely be some connection between this video and the fact that Mr Tennek is suddenly reuploading

[@Otis_.]

Why did he put the sticky white stuff on those good intentioned children

[@OakForestBoys]

The background music gets me 😆

[@flamingcow5916]

Jesus Christ mr snort I only have little time to watch videos I fucking love this

[@HarrisonSolie]

my guess is that the military interrogates people by putting them in the Clockwork Orange chair and playing this video.

[@frgblae]

I watched the entire thing.

[@Brewtality]

Masterpiece

[@anooslord666]

wait a second the young elfs look like heat and snow miser

[@Zooney6]

I would find it amusing if the person(s) operating the KZbin channel icesnort (the KZbin channel I'm leaving this comment on) made a parody of Heat Miser's song from the film "The Year Without a Santa Claus by Ranken Bass Entertainment" in the same way the people(s) operating the icesnort KZbin channel made "Frozen "Frozen Precipitation Fiscal Protectionist" by parodying "Snow Miser's Song from The Year Without a Santa Claus by Ranken Bass Entertainment", and then uploaded it to the icesnort KZbin channel. I dare you tho diagram that sentence

[@BEAThatesyou]

I LACK THE LANGUAGE TO DESCRIBE HOW THIS MAKES ME FEEL

[@monmusumons481]

Excessive quantity!

[@reitrace]

this is my favorite one i think

[@taffyadam6031]

Wildly fucking based

[@chelseathetimetraveler3888]

Some kid from school Emailed this to me

[@formerlymax]

Hmm, Perhaps this is the plot of a certain Miss Green.

[@Papey_paperboy]

I watched this entire video

[@_ZimZam]

Amazing

[@Eternal-pj8zh]

When you're math professor gives a lecture but you already read the book/watched a KZbin tutorial from an Indian man:

[@R0FLW4FFL3Z1]

Northern Florida

[@fatlahbazooka]

(this circumstance could be subjected to yourself)

[@Ventiglondalator]

Dear performer of Italian disco dance music which happens to be popular in Japan, I would like to inform you I am in fact a felid belonging to genus known as Panthera.

[@reubenbailey7491]

YES! A VERBOSE EDIT!

[@vr4563]

were you enjoying making this?

[@blockedjuser1272]

1:58 "my nigga"

[@leoa.k.a.blurryfloppa3004]

Imagine making an alt called "cocsnort"

[@RingoBuns]

I would like to ask you if you have fond feelings towards my motorized automobile

[@emblemblade9245]

My motorized automobile My motorized automobile

[@KingOfMumbles485...]

..my head hurts .

[@nehehehgraylois]

1:59

[@SirJenno]

i think I'm going to have a stroke

[@senorwoofwoof466]

1:58 what he said?

[@aperesearcher254]

wow

[@NHKira]

The Posh Mother Shuckling Snow Miser Hour

[@RocketLauncha1]

9:11

[@HinDoongEe]

How I think I sound while drunk.

[@Loc02]

I'm afraid I've been exposed to a extensive quantity of information being exposed in a very pleasant manner, yet I find it excessive and my capacity of attention and listening has been overwhelmed. I'd rather ask for a fellow gentleman for assistance and suggest him to present an comment below with a summary of the information being exposed. I'm very grateful for any anonymous source of help.

[@Geibuchan]

immense in immeasurable mental and physical excitement I will now begin to spread the sticky white substance over my body and rotate it to high velocity much to the disgust and chagrin to all who are unfortunate enough to watch this heinous and vile act

[@olfi500]

ah, the verbose miser...

[@crabobserver]

Spotify?

[@hexobyte2261]

5:22 H*20* >:c immersion ruined

[@muffinheart]

classy vid

[@watersomic]

Excessive Quantity.

[@Splagnet]

I cant believe I watched the whole thing its too much

[@fredsfrenzychannelreadbio5449]

Verbose nice

[@SanLimone]

gentlemen humor

[@Deimosthegreat]

I watched this while high AF on weed, and it fucked with my head so, soooo hard.

[@bobsbrain397]

1:59 my WHAT????!?

[@KhaosMerX]

be chill, he's cool with black ice.

[@arceus121121]

Indeed.

[@kingborehaha]

cool

[@jjkeyboards]

AT SEA LEVEL

[@tophatjoe5042]

indubitably.

[@TheDrawingWolf-mc7vi]

Beutiful

[@BigBowsaALT]

tennek fan club

[@colin5227]

Yay

[@diekomet6950]

3:30 to 3:59 was just sexual

[@ninjakai03]

WHY IS IT 9 MINUTES LONG WHAT THE FUCK

[@VoidQueen]

bold

[@guygardner87]

These videos really are of excessive quantity.