Fry and Laurie - Size Doesn't Count

Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie's "Size Doesn't Count" sketch from 1987.

[@FlyingFox86]

I love how they are holding flowers for no particular reason.

[@mrbenoit5018]

I assumed they were having this conversation at a funeral

[@konstantinr7193]

getting married

[@natheniel]

i love how Laurie’s bouquet is larger

[@FlyingFox86]

@@natheniel I didn't even notice that.

[@Tourmaline1973]

Bless... they look so young & babyfaced

[@Quintusblake]

Surely you mean baby armed or baby penised

[@ziripond3502]

@@Quintusblake An exquisite exchange of perspectives spanning a decade, what marvel this internet thingie is :)

[@iamsainiran]

Hugh : "Well yours is bent for a start!" Stephen : "Exactly! So is my nose!" OMFGROTFL...

[@Bullshit_Media]

Is god fucking rolling on the floor laughing?!!! :D

[@oXoPandasRuleXoX]

"Well yours is bent, for a start..." "Exactly, so is my nose." AHHHH I love these two! :)

[@wickedfeylady]

They are both so gorgeous, I would agree that size is irrelevant to me...when it comes to these two!

[@singinginachurch]

Oh good lord Stephen.

[@ZandraVamp]

"Pervert!" Hahaha that was the best thing I've seen in a while... XD

[@HulloKat]

Stephen is lovely

[@DemonFoxAkira]

Me: You guys are such teases! D:

[@jennyjohnson5428]

'gentleman squash'

[@homeric85]

LOL! "The size of a baby's arm".

[@patatasfries]

this is so rich :))

[@javid62663]

Just an old wives tale

[@sunside7]

I hope I don't meet anyone named Mr.Tomkinson! I won't be able to keep a straight face! :D

[@antiphonebill]

trust me... it's about Mr. Tomkinson, if you get my drift and I think you do.

[@ena2ooo]

I am afraid yes...

[@AxmxZ]

Not just sex in general, but *those two* and sex. XD

[@azn88hunni]

hahahaha god this is hilarious!

[@VoiceofCthulhu]

@echoingheads Snape had a huge nose. So did Dumbledore.

[@Tobianian]

@WaxingRadiance umm sure, why not.

[@KetOoKa889]

@Watabird and fluffy, pink and moist

[@mmasny]

what's albot?

[@PoshByDefault]

SCHMEAGLE!!!!

[@EilisM]

Is it just me, or would the skit have allowed them to be discussing the size of something else had they not included "albert, sprinkly, mr. thomkins, & etc." ?

[@morrrticia]

@enteradj Didn't know that sexual preferences have something to do with looks.:) Stephen is very handsome.:-D

[@CanaryKeeper]

"Well, yours is bent for a start!" "Exactly, and so is my nose!" I died laughing! XD

[@GuruJudge21]

It's a literal. They're not all straight.

[@Temptation666]

@Katherine Price Bent is the opposite of Straight of cause

[@MIB4u]

liar

[@CanaryKeeper]

Stephen: There's one way to settle this. We'll let the nice ladies and gentlemen decide. Audience: :D Hugh: Alright. Stephen: Alright. Hugh: Alright! ... Stephen: No, actually best not, come to think of it. Audience: D:

[@iOnlySignIn]

10 people named Albert Tomkinson watched this video.

[@runningforest2421]

62 of them

[@tylerlewis4907]

This is the best comedy duo I've seen in years. How did I not find them sooner!?

[@frederick909]

Right??

[@piadraws9360]

Right!!

[@dnyanendrakalse9254]

Righttttt!!!!!!

[@Erebos931]

Because you don't live in the UK, I guess.

[@RosanneEs]

Only Stephen Fry would play strip bridge xD

[@survivrs]

Hugh is such a talented man, and funnier than shit!!!!! The two of these guys offset each other perfectly. Thanks for posting this video. I needed a laugh today and you just provided it.

[@ensouls]

I love how hilarious these two are together. And of course the guys and girls both have something nice to look at when they're on stage.

[@sorchathetotalyeah]

I have to say, Stephen is REMARKABLY gorgeous in this video.

[@PSBelectronica]

They both look so handsome here!!! :D Loved the sketch too!

[@phemyda94]

Aww, I would squeal with delight if I opened the door and these two were standing there each holding a bunch of flowers...

[@maxakleibert5564]

This might be a late reply, but I believe they were meant to be at a funeral…………….

[@Norfolkgal22]

I'd give Hugh a go any size eyey

[@MercedesH835]

My vaguely slashy mind would love to know where the inspiration for this sketch came from.

[@LordJashin]

I think this is my favorite Fry & Laurie sketch. Every damn time I laugh my ass off. XDXD

[@GrubbyJim]

They're both so fucking gorgeous

[@MatiPryjomko]

Ralph Fiennes on the other hand had to have his large nose removed digitally. ;)

[@philiphartman2785]

This comment section is a blast from the past. Loving it; especially all the emoticons.

[@KittiMitties]

The Albert Tomkinsons of this world are not amused.

[@runningforest2421]

They are geniuses of our time, aren't they?

[@kjergens1]

This is great. Barely looks dated. No 80's hair or clothes.

[@musicismypassion23]

Omg, Hugh is so young and girgeous in this!!!

[@Ms14787]

I love Stephen Fry, adore, worship and everything in between. Comedic brilliance, dashing posture, sensual voice...I shiver every time I even hear his name;)

[@ta666ak666]

Yeap, it's the car thing. This theory is also approved by Top Gear.

[@jehabib]

hahahaha Your is bent from the start And so is my nose haha

[@IRonMan-kw2jp]

Mr. Tomkinson! 😂😂😂😂

[@BeveledSpilchOnion]

Saturday Live. It was a live show that helped spawn a lot of acts. I think all of the Fry & Laurie sketches from this are now on KZbin. Others include: "Fry and Laurie - Taking and Driving Away" "Hugh Laurie -Stephen Fry Piano Masterclass"

[@Djafintha]

I love Hugh Laurie so mutch. As he is playing House or this sketches! Thumbs up if you agree!

[@reuireuiop0]

Funny guys at YT think, after this, I should watch "What happened to Britain's last Hunter-Gatherers". But I think I already know ...

[@lhrlyc]

@Nostalgiahatesme as they are in black with black ties, I would guess they are at a funeral?

[@handsomebrick]

I'm surprised the audience didn't reflexively cheer at the insinuation that Stephen and Hugh were getting ready to whip out their cocks for the audience's entertainment. Is the audience really tepid or is it something about the time and place?

[@adonisadmirer2752]

Well the atmosphere was feeling pretty flaccid anyways...

[@MercedesH835]

Who doesn't have an obsession with Hugh's thighs? ;)

[@heliab4112]

I long to nestle between his lordship's thighs. M'love.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Fell a bit flat, that one

[@frederick909]

Haha, that was punny

[@adonisadmirer2752]

Yes it felt very flaccid

[@bbethany7]

Through their entire careers Fry&Laurie have been teamed up...until House, that is...

[@JamesEverett91]

Shouldn't have watched this on my laptop while drinking tea... sprayed it all over the keyboard lol

[@Truecolours333]

it's not just you. i find him absolutely gorgeous all the time!

[@huangfrigga6306]

I remember to have seen an interview in which Emma(Hugh's ex) refer him as a "crocodile with huge ****"

[@hatredch.simonwalton4133]

Huge tail?

[@SnuffIt]

She also once called him “a well-hung eel” XD

[@mowestjohn]

Please all watch ''judge not'' by fry and laurie, One of the funniest things I've ever seen---enjoy

[@TheAkelei]

It's always nice to feel understood ;-) On the other hand in Germany there is a saying that the nose is quite in relation to the ... package, so.... ;-)

[@ReadyMindsetGo]

Of course you could have an individual measurement comparison that does work. Personally mine gets as big as two of my fists.

[@limerence8365]

I thought the joke was they were talking about their dogs

[@therealxunil2]

I want to believe that Stephen is hung like a tripod.

[@TheAkelei]

Em - you are quite sure you aren't mixing up this "nose thing" with the "car thing"? As in the context of cars I am quite with you as far as compensation is concerned ;-)

[@LaliEmiru]

@IThinkIMightBeRobert Very, very true.

[@Mew4U]

LOL a baby's arm

[@magegirl8]

"A Shrivelled Stupip Acorn!" Oh dear. Read "Moab is my Washpot" if you want some background on this skit

[@krisskool4u]

trop top Fry et Laurie c'est trop fort!

[@edwinov]

My friends call me tripod.

[@becausepuppets]

N, n, now then, now then, don't be durty!

[@gvantsasakaruli9900]

On my poor baby started crying

[@Blahblahblahblahize]

AND SO IS MY NOSE

[@yankeeangel26]

They're so cute! I love them!

[@mrpurple11]

wondering the same here

[@SemiColon81]

Yeah, that's the joke. They've been skirting around it the whole sketch and then they actually say it.

[@razzman21]

hahahahahahahaha its a shame these guys dont get achance 2 work 2gether nemore

[@Titaniacy]

"We'll let the nice ladies and gentleman decide" WE WANT TO DECIDE! WE WANT TO DECIDE!!!

[@AshishGupta-ql9lq]

peregrine

[@heavyfuckingmetal420]

young House

[@IizUname]

Albert's fine. I'm not worried about it

[@CopperNick1]

It's also interesting that both of them are almost 2 meters tall

[@cipsofulya]

Diameter is more important than length , mr microsoft!

[@elvis-slippers]

BAKWAS

[@Skeew1]

1:00 that is sooo cute and sad all at once! god stephen, how do you do these things?

[@Quintusblake]

Wait, then what’s the Mr. Thompkinson

[@lynxmoon]

XDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! How come I had never seen this one before?? It's brilliant!!!!! LOOOOOL

[@WaxingRadiance]

@Tobianian and you can breath through your ears?

[@AxmxZ]

The strip bridge game, presumably... :)))

[@Phage0070]

@charleeXD Thats just the size of his Mr. Thompkins talking...

[@roys8870]

The Kamasutra was translated by Sir Richard Francis Burton about 126 years ago but western men are still concern about their size. The basic lesson in the Kamasutra is simple. If your "thing" is small, find a small hole. If your "thing" is big, find a big hole. Always find somebody who is compatible.

[@buttercup9884]

If your "thing" is small, find a small hole. Actually it does sound as if taken out of a carpenter book - or a plumber manual.

[@armegeddis]

@charleeXD You mean there are times he isn't? D:

[@neffersions]

By that logic, Aberforth must have taken third. Which is concerning.

[@boneappletea3858]

A bit a fry and laurie was the best part of that show.

[@emma41093]

@echoingheads Never mind Harry....Snape!!

[@BonnyBlackSwan]

I'm pretty sure that, according to Sigmund Freud's analysis, the nose, er... "compensates". So the bigger a man's nose, the smaller his... Suffice to say, Voldemort>Harry ^.~

[@enteradj]

@charleeXD oh .. my .... whatever suits you :)

[@ElveeKaye]

10 people have tiny trouser snakes.

[@samia109]

for their date with theirs lovers

[@sasamuraki]

lol house...