I Wish Squad's Most Fun Feature Wasn't So Pointless

Squad is a large scale realistic multiplayer tactical shooter, but underneith all that useless stuff that nobody cares about, Squad is a place where unhinged builders can achieve their dreams. Behold, as me and my buddy Kubus work together with a squad of diggers to create the greatest castle superfob to ever exist, but is it even worth the effort?
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0:00 - The intro
1:18 - Contructing the megastructure
15:10 - Defending the megastructure

[@Zoraxon]

The duality of man. The ideal end is either 1: a grueling, desperate final stand against seemingly overwhelming odds. Dig in your heels and fight to the last. Or 2: a brutal offensive into an oppressing fortress against well planned and heavily fortified defenses. Once more into the breach.

[@NCLB99]

beautifully said

[@ThePizzaGoblin]

The masculine urge to die fighting over enormous fortifications.

[@laurencetrowbridge6022]

The true super fob experience is taking 45 minutes to build it and then win before they ever attack the point truly peak

[@Ali-ou9lc]

Fr

[@motordudeful]

Slorgs is driving on the wrong side of the road

[@Gs_..__.--._]

Hes european, ewwwwww

[@Vector-uu7hf]

That slightly pissed me off actually 😂

[@valeriomilan2485]

wym, hes driving on the right, the correct side

[@galacticdragon9841]

@@valeriomilan2485 he drove on the left side a couple times.

[@user-ij9kt9ti3l]

The worst part is when you spend the entire game doing something like this and then your team successfully defends a point before it ever gets to your super fob and it was all for nothing lol

[@ThePizzaGoblin]

So much time WASTED. This, plus when nobody mans the defenses and the place folds immediately

[@deusvult7721]

A very good example how super fobs must be built. The only miss on your side is actually manning the defenses with the whole team, not just your squad + a few blueberries.

[@TheOtherOtherAccount]

Super fobs generally don’t actually help a win 99% of cases, and doing it on the last objective is madness. By the time they are attacking the last point they have rolled through each objective (because your squad is digging) and have hundreds of tickets. Like in this video. They just very often aren’t worth the cost of having a full squad away from the front lines.

[@deusvult7721]

@@TheOtherOtherAccountmany players don’t know what a super fob is. I agree that 99% of times we see a super fob it’s a pathetic picture. The FOB in the video isn’t perfect either. They should be not only placed with enough tickets to fight back, but also preferably in a location with buildings (industructable structures) to not suffer too much damage when the enemy commander figures to use an artillery barrage. The defence also must be assembled around the FOBs blue circle, not 5 steps away from the HAB. And the defence must be manned by the whole team.

[@yamyeeter1185]

did it get you the win? no. Was it worth it, building the 8th wonder the world? Yes.

[@slorgs]

@@yamyeeter1185 ancient Egypt may have fallen, but the pyramids survived

[@yamyeeter1185]

@@slorgs so true

[@Jo-de3st]

The middle white building is the original building, a sort of watch tower thats hard to assail because of its interior being cramped and favouring attackers. These fortifications usually also have an earthen outer wall or palisade. They are quite common in most of northern europe, from Scotland to Estonia. The stone walls were added later as a more reliable first defense and to enable the castle to hold more personnel and materiel. I think it also got additional star fortress like fortifications even later on. I dont know if it was used in WW2 but i doubt it. Either way now youre the ones adding the newest fortifications to it.

[@slorgs]

Thanks dad

[@ZEGTHEFISH]

I think its called a Citadel or Bailey

[@gromd-z2i]

this needs to be its own gamemode

[@naenaemister5048]

invasion

[@OkamiiSenpai]

Bro we had castle built up last week with layered defenses, and entire barb wire perimeter, it was glorious. And we stopped them at the abandoned factory and the enemy never saw it :(

[@TheHuffur]

In other words, the castle was so intimidating that you broke their will to fight from just the rumors of how great the defenses were! They could see it on the horizon and were like "Nah, F that we lose here instead"

[@EpicGamerino]

You managed to make a video with a large percentage of just shovelling entertaining.

[@bikertimmi]

this is a comment for the algorithm

[@LyricClock-fo8he]

This is a reply for the algorithm

[@dinkleburg43]

this is a timmi for the bikerithm

[@IgnacyKramarski]

Same

[@SHINYREDBULLETS]

Algorithm comment, this is

[@msllama999]

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ (I am baiting the transphobes into relying for algorithm purposes)

[@Fl3shmonkey]

You haven't built a super fob until you've built a BAJA KRINJ Deniumddr super fob

[@goki6548]

this only works in Belaya Tunnel. Have a hab inside those small tunnels, get machine guns and small bunkers at the part of the tunnels that lead into the room inside (which will have the hab and radio) and put barbed wires so that enemies can not get close. It is literally impossible to capture. Have your whole team stationet there too and you basically win the game.

[@Tychus]

That might be the mightiest Squad game and video ever.

[@Sir_Furry_Quokkalot]

I really enjoyed this video, so I'm going to sub and leave a like. Not because I liked it, but because I am Australian. I heard something about emus and that you were building a super fort to defeat them. Seriously though, great video, thanks for uploading. Cheers and have a good one mate. *P.S, my grandfather was in the army when that happened and he was 'volun-told'. He said he didn't join the army to kill birds, so he did what all Aussies would do; they instead used it as an excuse to get pissed every night. Then the Australian government pulled the plug and offered a bounty to farmers for every bird they killed which did the trick. Moral of the story; if you want an Aussie to do something, offer beer or money for beer. It works every time.

[@mussetsamy7724]

"king of the castle king of the castle"

[@Real_Claudy_Focan]

This makes me thing, there should be an "engineer" squad with better construction abilities and huge construction speed boost !

[@yaellll]

This video made my day wayyyyy better

[@MARVSplace]

Awesome vid bro!!

[@dubalrimaal]

Incredible. Combat engineer is on the final flag helping build this useless monstrosity instead of hunting enemy attack radios and mining the roads to help deal with enemy armor. Thousands of build and ammo, plus a full squad at least, far, far away from the relevant flags helping the team. Superfobs are always a mistake, but doing it on literally the last cap in what I presume is an invasion game, means that you're banking on the enemy gaining tix for capping the advance flags...putting your own team in an even more precarious position.

[@DaktEdits]

Its fun bro. Its a game, its about fun primarily

[@JamesPimlott]

Love you Slorgs!

[@world.today1004]

such a good video i started to stroke it before i even clicked on the title

[@slorgs]

👀

[@dinkleburg43]

enjoying the slorgs squad content fasho

[@TranquillShot]

Always my favourite Squad memories

[@Kenionatus]

The baby driver joke was great!

[@JakeRidesBikez]

20:09 and today we learned a valuable lesson- there's a reason people stopped building castles XD

[@moravianlion3108]

You could build like crazy in Post Scriptum, but ever since OWI/MA took over the game and renamed it to Squad 44, logistics got gutted more and more with every new update.

[@boogie5]

d00d, in the early days we would make SuperFOBs like this all the time... Then Arty came along lol I wish they would nerf the damage done to Buildables. Just knock them down half way or something!

[@YukiOtonashiCh]

man they sent a lot of mortars and smokes just to take out the defense

[@belowaveragegamer8270]

I think Karmakut would be proud.

[@wasd15572]

What an amazing video thank you

[@SHINYREDBULLETS]

I love superfobs!! This was a proper giggle, it's a shame they melt so fast

[@Ether_9]

A great way to make make fortifications good is for OWI to allow us to build during staging phase, and give us the ability to dig actual trenches (though engine limitations may keep that from being a thing). Being able to build dynamic trench lines and AP mines would be awesome as hell, and would give a whole new dynamic to the invasion game mode

[@CleanBunny60601]

I wish the mod dynamic direction didn’t die out.. every game you built a super fob.

[@chaithethai9171]

Man I miss that mode, so many fun games

[@gjwiley6250]

Well done Super FOB. The problem with most Super FOBs in Squad is theyre built by kids who grew up playing Minecraft. Its just garbage stacked on garbage. No pushed out defenses so your HAB immediately gets proxied. Weapon emplacements pointing nowhere with no concern for field of fire arc.

[@mukadewolf530]

Gonna be honest , this is far more satisfying than build mud castles or sand castles ....

[@Gridironwarplans]

Looks like if you gave Alcatraz some machine guns. Beautiful

[@Fredbot27]

Omg that intro is the best I’ve ever freaking seen 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thomasseeley8124]

Because a spade is a type of shovel...

[@Thraakull]

I love the fact that you have built a super FOB but in the end it became a big target for basically anything that the enemy could throw at it, like all those mortar attacks must have been so easy to call in by the SL's, I bet the enemy team at the end just shook each others penises and screamed "GG's!!!" not knowing how much effort has went into building that SFOB - but hey, it was fun to watch, probably fun to be there in the moment and as a bonus: Jumbo Jonsen really did have stayed in the game without disconnecting - I call that success!

[@louis-philippelacharite7201]

The mother of all superfob

[@misterjae7565]

Never quit before your superfob works

[@Ashstonished]

Eyyyy Slorrrgyyy Slorrgiii big... brains!! I took notes, applied for KZbin comments Ik I'm not in game... but +5 points for Griffindooooooor

[@massiarmy751]

dude that disney cartonn music adds that feeling to it

[@warhammer8224]

i like this new minecraft vid slorgs

[@ThePizzaGoblin]

The largest fortification is useless if it is not manned. I have seen so many superfobs fall in minutes because nobody was manning the defenses. Edit: oh my god, is that a vehicle pit made out of hesco?

[@valentinvazquez2166]

i need the slorgstream rn

[@JP-th8sq]

The tasteful ammo box placement is key

[@melon6806]

Now I have become Hesco Wall, the thwarter of Aussies. 06:25

[@HinokasArabfan1]

my wet squad dream is just to go positive and be able to identify where i got shot from. that's all i ask.

[@gagekellstrom3978]

Usually where you hear it from. guns arent suppressed to it's fairly easy to get a bearing

[@Real_Claudy_Focan]

"CLOSE"

[@bytefpv87]

10 minutes ago is literal assault

[@wagahagwa6978]

i missed out on the superfob era :(

[@Redofreko]

Bro fulfilled every squad players wet dream

[@Domaty]

superfobs stay winning

[@BuddySpike101]

The bit at 5:01 reminds me of that Ukranian Army shovel ad.

[@siawung]

i love squad

[@dan_habesha975]

Kingdom of the Blueberries

[@NeutralLizHotel]

bro turned into Cormac McCarthy at 5:00

[@jaguarjs9944]

Would be good to make a video with you Slorgz

[@soni3608]

F in the chat for the castle

[@Mentally_Stable275]

Girlfriend: His probably cheating on me The Boys:

[@brotherhoodpaladini9532]

Superfobs never work

[@blackburn1489]

we need new arma reforger video!

[@slorgs]

It's in the works brother probably out next week

[@hantu7380]

Why dont they make castles anymore 😢

[@MIKEBARNELLAGENT75358]

Play squad 44

[@slorgs]

Come back to the channel on Sunday brother, you won't be disappointed

[@MinorCheese1]

Do something Vietnam War related if you can

[@mukadewolf530]

Minecraft but with guns

[@spectex304]

Comment for algorithm.

[@dam-n]

Algo comment as payment for the hours of labor put with the russian spade.

[@PotatoflakeJake]

Second comment for the algorithm

[@slipperyjohn3144]

4th comment for the algorithm

[@LowTempDabr]

I hate squad

[@dynamiclion9907]

third comment for the algorithm

[@ArturShow132]

superfobing is usseles, 1 artillery barrage and its over, your just letting them take like what, 400 extra tickets by capping those flags before getting to you?

[@doktorduggieducker9615]

maybe he just wants to have fun

[@poobloot3311]

Listen buddy im a former veteran and super fobbing is actually how america beat the terrists, bet you feel stupid rn

[@EntityVII]

Its uselees when there is no armor, no ammor, no back up fobs, and its too small.

[@MrBlitzer662002]

Some people just havent ever seen it done correctly.