"its French people, its worse than I thought." Had me dead lmao
@sharilkenАй бұрын
It's true
@tarakivu8861Ай бұрын
very true
@CarlinfernoАй бұрын
Yeah I got robbed by a bunch of French on this server 😂
@Cheese-rp5ww25 күн бұрын
When I was still playing when the server was new ish there was a gang of French people who’s leader was called Lakdar they would go around robbing and killing everyone on server 3 but most of the people who played on server 3 knew each other so everyone would go around hunting the French it got so bad for the French that they had to sit in safe zone picking apples to make money and some changed their usernames I remember being in a pvp server sitting in a church with my friends and hearing walking downstairs so I asked who’s there and heard someone shout “I’m Lakdar” then about 5 french people run up the stairs
@CosmicEntity-pp2okАй бұрын
the car screeches with the officer saying "naked" and reversing back is just pure comedy 29:44
@helpumuch6887Ай бұрын
Genuinely couldn’t have been better, even a movie wouldn’t have done it so well
@DieGrotskyАй бұрын
That was pure Super Troopers
@motordudefulАй бұрын
18:49 having a car crash because he's driving on wrong side of the road again
@user-fg8ux8zo6wАй бұрын
botta o' watta
@slorgsАй бұрын
This is a UK server they were in the wrong
@motordudefulАй бұрын
@@slorgs we all know you collided with them becouse they were French baguette goblers
@slorgsАй бұрын
@@motordudeful it's not what you know, it's what you can prove in court
@coucoul3823 күн бұрын
@@slorgs The roadwheel is on the left so you should drive on the right
@C_on_my_CАй бұрын
when he said 'there were naked men' and the police man immediately put it in reverse i cried laughing
@ItsLucaIguessАй бұрын
"Mil-sim realism, much like my undiagnosed autism, is on a spectrum." Absolute bars damn.
@steven401ytx9 күн бұрын
So bars fr
@OfficialNymos26 күн бұрын
I can honestly say this video made me laugh (out loud, mind you- not mere nasal exhaling) more than any other KZbin video I remember watching (although, courtesy of my *great life decisions and healthy habits*, this could very well be taken to mean anywhere from literal years to literal days- like many things, indeed, this could be anywhere on some sort of spectrum). For real; I'm not sure anyone else could have made parcel deliveries so entertaining. Bravo, Slorgs. Bravo.
@diobrando2575Ай бұрын
The most fun I ever had on a life server was Takistan Life in Arma 2. I forgot what the other big server was (I think it was RISE but I could be wrong), but one of them was DNice Takistan Life. Most of the time I played as a cop/soldier, or a terrorist, it was a real great time manning the border, especially on one of the servers that let you have an AI companion and it scared the daylights out of the Blufor side because he kept pointing the gun at them but I calmed them down by saying it was just Bob. Good times, hardly realistic, but very enjoyable.
@chazznl8823Ай бұрын
I had a great history playong arma3 life. Server:grandtheftarma. This was by far the most fun i ever had in rp games
@panzerkiller1329 күн бұрын
It was SO much more fun as Takistan and Chernarus Life... Altis is just dead and boring comparatively. I hate that Tanoa was snuck into DLC as that map was pretty cool, but the servers didn't last because of the small playerbase!
@cheeseninja1115Ай бұрын
Ah yes the classics of Arma Life servers. Try and do the legal stuff and then realize being a criminal is 10x more fun and rewarding.
@bolo9585Ай бұрын
Isn't this how it works in real life tho?
@BWite-pk1ovАй бұрын
@@bolo9585the peramadeath aspect makes it very punishing.
@ScarecrowAirsoftYTАй бұрын
That's false actually. But go ahead and try and get robbed by gangs or busted by cops. Learn the hard way.
@BWite-pk1ovАй бұрын
@@ScarecrowAirsoftYT are you acoustic?
@ScarecrowAirsoftYTАй бұрын
@@cheeseninja1115 as someone who has been in these islands for 800 hours. If you go to illegal stuff for 10 hrs. And me do legal stuff. I guarantee you by the end of the day it wouldn't be close to be honest. You would've been robbed and taken to jail many times. Safe money is the best money
@SHINYREDBULLETSАй бұрын
BBBJeff flying off that tower had me in stitches. Loved this episode, the editing was top notch :D
@BigBigBigJeffАй бұрын
23:45 99% of gamblers give up right before they win big. Never give up
@Prime.16380Ай бұрын
The man with the cool voice is backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@jensenboyt95926 күн бұрын
Watching British KZbinrs driving on the left side of the road for whatever reason makes me laugh. All love💙
@opollitt47Ай бұрын
how does this fella not have more views? this is gold
@quartalertrag447Ай бұрын
love your humor mr slorgs! and BigBigBigJeff is a great addition, would love to see more of that
@TheRealHuskАй бұрын
Arma life has existed since the original arma, and I am so glad it exists.
@OliverFinn-sg8lyАй бұрын
22:21 he was driving on the wrong side of the road completely💀
@TOCA2FREAKАй бұрын
This is by far the best content on this channel 😂😂😂😂
@tom486Ай бұрын
This looks very very nice!
@Downs_WАй бұрын
Big fan of LargeHumongousJeff
@MrHaveawordАй бұрын
I miss playing GTArma Life 😢 This looks mint, I just need to get past windows 8 and upgrade my 700 series gps 😂😂😂
@EvanMG17Ай бұрын
The weekly shop joke killed me actually
@ArhkeАй бұрын
These are great fun, Slorgs! Keep it funky, keep it fresh.
@santiagorojaspiaggioАй бұрын
1:56 I'm from Argentina and i corroborate and aprove this joke. 📝👍
@bellacomdq884216 күн бұрын
me too!! jajajajajaja
@just_bright3344Ай бұрын
i kinda like this video you should make more parts on this server
@xeraphfokel2577Ай бұрын
More of this please slorgs
@helpumuch6887Ай бұрын
Why is everyone in this server a grade A comedian
@george578426 күн бұрын
Need to go to the vacuum sealer with the Shrooms pack em up and sell them at dealer
@danielbriones2938Ай бұрын
More Arma tomfoolery from slorgs hell yeah
@gumbymofuggaАй бұрын
Slorgs teach me this game you brilliant human being that is follically challenged like me.
@trapG0LD710Ай бұрын
Glad to see elan getting more recognition
@siriusstudios4840Ай бұрын
I used to love playing on Elan, even made some good friends. Out of my 1000 hours on Reforger, Elan probably is 300 of that. But it's not the same server it used to be, it's GTA in Arma, which is good for some people. But not a Park Ranger like me.
@splizzexАй бұрын
This brings me back to Altis Life and Takistan
@tommypower9313Ай бұрын
You guys are really special going up that hill multiple times, you could have just gone to saint peirre smh. Also u can make a waypoint on the map so u don’t have to keep pulling it out😉. Parcels are the best job they pay the best money for your time. The mushrooms or weed u take to vacuum machine. Good luck. I would suggest u stay with parcel delivery for a bit m8. Good luck
@Andypooh37Ай бұрын
"There's some naked man" part is gem.
@coucoul3823 күн бұрын
I've got an ad at 36:33, perfect ad placement
@cogandball14 күн бұрын
Bro you driving around for 10 minutes is way more interesting then hearing teenagers talk about hiw to ex fil to point b arma content is in a state and youre doing great
@lenorelestrangeАй бұрын
"NO WONDER i GOT RUN OFF THE ROAD" Fucking dead.
@nicklomas18128 күн бұрын
"Did we just become best friends?" - I'm going to start saying this to people for any reason
@ioplupАй бұрын
Quite possibly your best video
@bulut3377Ай бұрын
5:52 THAT WAS UNEXPECTED ASF LMFAOOO
@fapolloАй бұрын
You should try driving manual in Reforger, Slorgs. Go to Settings > Gameplay and change driving assistance to none. Makes all the shenenigans even more fun.
@xAurroxАй бұрын
Good to see all my people in this video
@spyczechАй бұрын
Only people comfortable in life and their socio econic condition would willingly play getting frisked by cops simulator
@blackburn1489Ай бұрын
Yes! More arma reforger!
@santiagolambruschini1058Ай бұрын
Argentina mentioned!!! WTF IS ECONOMY 🗣️🗣️🗣️❗❗❗❗🇦🇷
@MrReddersАй бұрын
Absolute gold
@StinkySoupsАй бұрын
Play the ArmaConflict Insurgency server DJ slorgs
@unkn0wnarmy615Ай бұрын
Only for the outfit by the house joke i liked the vid only that made it worth it i know the rest going to be 🔥
@RubbishEnjoyer28 күн бұрын
only you to make me laught for 30 min straight
@FirdausTheAlmightyАй бұрын
you should definitely try arma 3 antistasi mod with a group of players
@blax140Ай бұрын
I just want Altis life too be popular again or even Takistan life those servers were so much fun
@ScarecrowAirsoftYTАй бұрын
Hey, I am a police officer on these islands. I would like to offer you a ride along with me and a senior officer. Would you be interested? I also play as a civilian if you'd like to learn better ways of earn money
@chazznl8823Ай бұрын
I had a great history playong arma3 life. Server:grandtheftarma. This was by far the most fun i ever had in rp games
@ivanserganczuk870Ай бұрын
perdoname, pero acá en Argentina unos pantalones están 30.000 pesos, ojala valieran 1.750 (eng: excuse me, but here in Argentina a pair of trousers are worth 30.000 pesos, wish they'd cost 1.750)
@SONNENKVLTАй бұрын
I am convinced that RPGs like ArmA life are for those with neither a job in real life, or a real life to live.
@ggtt2547Ай бұрын
Are they driving in the left lane like maniacs???
@beefjerkybrosАй бұрын
I mean he probably was because british
@lucs028Ай бұрын
British, maniacs, same thing really
@beefjerkybrosАй бұрын
@@lucs028 many have been saying this
@JohnF0XАй бұрын
Colin fucking McRae right here
@sam-yl8mgАй бұрын
Arma is mad
@lukarausch790721 күн бұрын
2:05 or an argentine, like myself
@XxboxodxX-nk4mzАй бұрын
woman? Playing arma? unbelievable
@isaachowe951219 күн бұрын
That’s a child
@bikertimmiАй бұрын
this is a comment for the bold man
@freebird_music19 күн бұрын
I read the title as „Turning a Muslim into real life“ multiple times and had a really difficult time figuring out what the f that’s supposed to mean
@gumbymofuggaАй бұрын
I DID ARMA LIFE AND I WAS STILL CONDEMNED TO A PRISON SENTENCE I APPARENTLY EARNED ONE YEAR AGO. FUCK ACCOUNTABILITY
@grizzlygrams9568Ай бұрын
Try us server 2 arma life best one by far
@lorwts6821Ай бұрын
Please stop at the casino I’m once again getting an unrelenting urge that burns throughout my body making my blood turn thick and black that tells me to gamble. (I gambled away 12million at that casino and I never wanna go back)
@lucs028Ай бұрын
Byt did you know people always stop gambling just before winning big? Cha ching
@splizzexАй бұрын
If you had continued gamgbling you would've won that 12 million back
@susangoawayАй бұрын
That took long enough. ArmA 3 had these cancer servers basically since its start and it was terrible Argentina is currently experiencing hyperinflation? Is 4.6% hyperinflation to you?
@DogtanyunАй бұрын
How do I join you? You guys are hilarious
@SakuraGundamR3423 күн бұрын
0:07 i like your outfit 0:08 piss off
@notnashe374827 күн бұрын
I love my country been mentioned in videos, but not like this. Greeting from Argentina
@Bvvv17171Ай бұрын
we got arma roleplay before gta 6
@KenionatusАй бұрын
Arma Life RP has been a thing for ages now.
@SONNENKVLTАй бұрын
@@Kenionatus Yeah even since the Operation Flashpoint days lol
@meeeptheconqueror6759Ай бұрын
How big is BIGBIGBIGJEF?
@GapeGangАй бұрын
Honestly I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than play Arma Life
@fosytutorials995512 күн бұрын
ngl, Life Servers were better in Arma 3.
@LuvLacksViolance22 күн бұрын
Haha calling reforgers arma life incredible is insane lol
@rojiofr1722Ай бұрын
Rp lmfao its gta nothing less
@las10plagasАй бұрын
god, I stopped playing these life things, because of those stupid police-kiddies 😀 sooo annoying
@fonesrphunny7242Ай бұрын
If these servers had less rules, these kids would be driving around in tanks with AS50s. If you don't comply and something fun happens, like a car chase, they are going to complain with the admins. "These players didn't respect my authoriteee"
@las10plagasАй бұрын
@@fonesrphunny7242 hahaha yes!
@rostavwilsonbergshire2126Ай бұрын
this shit always looks better in KZbin videos than reality. all these RP servers are absolute trash.
@SONNENKVLTАй бұрын
Because they probably skip like 90% of the "gameplay" and interactions with abusive admins