Fulfilling My Childhood Dream of Becoming a Magician

[@laurenb3813]

no one is talking about how FIRE that magic mike song was

[@ia490]

i was going to say!!! it's a bop for sure hahaha

[@katarzynacelary7858]

Exactly hahah

[@laurenvcouto]

bars

[@farissaryhana]

fr :(

[@trudie..]

yeah is it on spotify I need to get that shit on my phone

[@oscartejura4887]

Kurtis making a decision: I’m gonna need some time to mullet over

[@cosmeticseven6536]

😃 ha 🧍

[@knees3588]

👁👄👁

[@jermychee191]

Bruh

[@deafpiglet]

👁️-

[@roachtingz9061]

🗿

[@andrewphomsouvanh5890]

lol Drew: "....Queen..... of 7" Kurtis: "that card doesn't exist" Drew: "Gotchaaaaa"

[@yourfacehere_]

He really said 😏😏

[@niccvier]

I love how the second Danny saw the magician outfit he understood he was the villain of the video and acted accordingly

[@xavierpaige5937]

if only you knew...

[@soupdevourer]

@@xavierpaige5937 LMAOOOOO

[@rachel-lq1em]

he was already plotting his revenge

[@luiginastro8831]

Danny is a criminal mastermind

[@Doris_LOWHD]

This aged great

[@ashh6999]

danny: a magician? kurtis: *removes hat* danny: KURTIS the magician!?!

[@catsplat1272]

Danny Doofenshmirtz

[@isabelagaba821]

😂😂😂

[@doogygergola4590]

Heinz Gonzalez

[@doomiedud747]

Perry the platypus vibes

[@doogygergola4590]

SugaKookieDough that’s just disgusting

[@piagebot2943]

Now this is the youtube drama i look forward to: Danny telling Kurtis he can’t be a magician so he proves him wrong by becoming a magician

[@takomasmith8246]

It was the best part of the video 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rainrainrain2140]

That was amazing.

[@ahorsewithnoname4416]

Hahaha Kurtis be like: let's spill some teaaaaaaa

[@bismuth6778]

Danny finally got that beef he wanted

[@randomkword]

They might even start releasing diss tracks

[@Ella_G_127]

“Queen of sevens” “That doesn’t exist” “Gotcha” Drew Gooden is the real magician here

[@simone635]

JAJSHAHAH

[@zxaviann4638]

Kylo Ren s😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃❤️😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃🙄😃🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😃🙄😃😃😇😗😃😃😕🥺😕🥺🥺🥺😩😗😃😗😃😕😗😃😕😗😃😃😕😗😗😕😃😕😕❤️😕❤️😗😕😃🥺❤️😗❤️😃😗🙄😃😗🙄😃😗🙄😗❤️😗🙄😃😗❤️😗❤️😃😗😗🙄😗🙄😗🙄😗🙄😗🙄😃🙄😗🙄🙄😗🙄😗😗🙄😃😗😗😃😃😗❤️🙄😗😃🙄🙄🙄🙄😗😃🙄😗😃🙄😗😗🙄😗😗😗😗🙄❤️😇🙄❤️😕😇🙄😗❤️😗🙄🙄❤️❤️❤️😕❤️❤️😃😃😗😃

[@Orangesodawk]

Zxaviann w h a t

[@zxaviann4638]

Waki Kat holy shit I didn’t mean to comment that lmao

[@oliviakenny4731]

@@zxaviann4638 how could u type THAT by accident lmaooo

[@lostwithoutthewalkingdead9888]

I’m sure Danny wont hold this against you for 3 years

[@kotarobokuto4105]

No of course not

[@maxwashere.]

nahh danny’s the kinda guy to forgive and forget. he didn’t give up on revenge, he just moved on

[@prettypinkribbons15]

HAHA

[@EllieBelle1993]

I’m so glad multiple people did what I did, watched his video, then went back to watch the livestream, and of course back here, where it all began

[@Alpacasaywhatttt]

no…😭😭😭

[@happyme652]

Kurtis has to get his own shiny jacket because Danny and Drew didn’t let him wear one

[@mlehouse6595]

I had that same thought!😂

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

😭 not ANGST

[@_kendruh_]

@@alexaslowen324 no thanks 😇💞💫✨🧚💫🦋

[@arimonefranklin8753]

Lmafo 🤣

[@UnCaffinatedChaos]

The Kurtis may have a shiny jacket as a treat

[@addyd2616]

Kurtis: hey what’s up, how’s it going Me: wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy

[@seungminbestfan]

IM DEAD, i literally just watched that video like 2 days ago

[@sploosh3792]

Where are your parents?

[@mariamarkova4798]

i choked lmaooooo

[@sourinc9648]

Magicboy*

[@morehidalgo3964]

JAJAJAJAJA

[@yokers1016]

“Except for that one time” needs to be added to the intro forever.

[@hannahbloom]

It’s part of Kurtistown history now

[@sylvikai3357]

"I survived the great forgetfulness of the extra greeting"

[@allisonknuth5025]

We can’t be too hard on him though guys, remember we have to be nice he’s the mayor of Kurtistown 🤠🤣

[@shahadal-harbi1655]

agree

[@somedude172]

the intro should just get longer every time he forgets lol

[@PlantBasedLaughter]

The fact that this is not only the video that prompted Danny to become a villain BUT ALSO the video when the mullet comes in makes this video foundational

[@the-berries-and-cream-dude]

This video mark the beginning of an era

[@JustinMartin-t9b]

@@the-berries-and-cream-dudestupid😭but funny

[@lumamarques7953]

everytime Kurtis laughs at his own joke i get another 5 years of life

[@mariumkhalid7388]

Dang how's it like being immortal?

[@spacespider7734]

Top ten stories about where to find the fountain of life. Right here on KZbin? Not clickbait.

[@alad4199]

omg I love it

[@corokoyakomujin8354]

as do we all king

[@lumamarques7953]

@@mariumkhalid7388 it's pretty cool

[@pleasesetmeonfire1166]

The fact that this guy got poked fun at and was like “haha that was great, let’s collab!!” is for some reason such a wholesome thing. Respect.

[@chaizan9733]

Yeah and that guy is soo nice as well! At least on the call

[@lizzyd9082]

I need more videos of the three of them together

[@katarzynacelary7858]

@@lizzyd9082 I agree

[@DrunkieCat]

The whole video was wholesome to watch

[@lizzie-4011]

truly a wholesome trio

[@kenz8824]

Why am i actually proud of him for learning the magic tricks

[@impartialghost]

The tricks were honestly really impressive, very talented boy!!

[@app13cider_vinegar]

Oh to see without my eyes - a very talented sweet kurtis baby boy 👶

[@benistechsused3128]

Ehhhhh 666 likes, I won’t change it

[@notmychairnotmyproblem]

Make you wanna move to Kurtistown for real

[@edabakb]

It's like watching your kid perform for the school talent show. It has strong "YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE!" energy.

[@tumb1r_girl111]

who knew this video was gonna cause lifelong trauma for danny and inadvertently ruin their friendship… danny was plotting the whole time

[@qingxinn_]

well dagnabbit

[@sleepy-bluemoon444]

this is genuinely so funny omg

[@waffleaffle231]

Danny just became a supervillain

[@dodrugsnotpugs4102]

wait I came here after so long, can anyone tell me what happened

[@waffleaffle231]

@@dodrugsnotpugs4102 Kurtis posted this video to spite Danny, and 3 years later, Danny posted a video to get back at him. Basically Kurtis died in his hardcore Minecraft world, so Danny faked a Minecraft speedrun to get back at him

[@jakedeshiro6312]

“we’re all adults” says the person with a mullet trying to learn magic

[@kaylalouw3041]

😶😶😶

[@lesliep.7508]

Isn't that what adulting is all about?

[@s29nv1sr1]

@@lesliep.7508 Yeah, you gotta figure out why your life is going down the toilet at a magically impossible pace once you're an adult. (You also have to figure out how you made your paycheck ✨disappear✨)

[@elle6920]

Saanvi Srivastava and you must have a mullet to be an adult, it’s in the rule book

[@ameliagrace9404]

and a golden blazer lmao

[@user-ud9xc1hr3g]

Apparently, according to my mom, Chris Angel touched my foot as a baby. When I was 18 I broke my foot so badly it ended my career as a ballerina. I have the ultimate vendetta against Chris.

[@troys.6129]

the first part needs some context

[@hutao6672]

@@evilandmaliciouswarwick unnus annus unnus annus

[@dream9873]

AngelicCats memento mori dude

[@triscardenas5382]

I demand a whole story

[@honeylavenderbakery]

a tragic backstory like no other

[@bicamaria512]

Me: mom I want to see Criss Angel Mom: we have Criss Angel at home Criss Angel at home:

[@livcaitbff]

cri cri cri cri nothing like a home cooked meal

[@bumblaur]

kurtcriss angel

[@imaginekudryavka9485]

Now here's an actually creative use of this meme! Many of them are just way too obvious

[@lydiarobertson7962]

I read that as crisis angel every single time

[@aisyamohhidin2030]

appreciate this Criss Angel 😡😡

[@its_monkey_time_baby]

when I was like 5 years old, I wanted to be a chainsaw maniac 😳 I didn't want to kill people or threaten them to rob them or anything like that, I had this idea that I would just go into people's houses and saw their couch in half. kinda like a couch serial killer. I didn't understand that you had to get something out of your work, like money, so this was my ideal job.

[@koiifsh]

that is so funny omg

[@tommysparty]

if kurtis can follow his dreams, so can you. go out a buy a chainsaw friend

[@greydavis7227]

I’d say it’s time to go and buy yourself a chainsaw! 😏

[@iheartcoffee195]

just sawing things for the pure love of it. so wholesome.

[@maddieb.4282]

Obsessed with this and you

[@coolgirl3580]

i *need* a picture of kurtis and jenna both wearing their gold blazers. the swag would be blinding...

[@asmaamaher4409]

ahhh yes

[@finn8518]

Alexandria Hampton considering they‘re together in this video, I think so lmao

[@april_flint]

Alexandria Hampton when he talked about her... jacket????

[@jessicag821]

@Alexandria Hampton and when he talked about going to the magic store with her

[@jessicag821]

@Alexandria Hampton nah, you're not stupid. Watching a KZbin video isn't like being in school or something, you don't have to take notes and remember everything they said

[@emeraldtate3204]

Imagine: you order tickets to a magic Mike performance and you get Kurtis Conner in a top hat and a gold blazer.

[@wrenpeach6707]

Imagine I think I bought tickets to magical golden Kurtis but then I get there and it's all large, shaven, oiled men pointlessly wearing ties despite not wearing shirts 🤢😪

[@sashaz6109]

Imagine: and then he eats a banandana

[@neverleavesthehouse]

Jackpot.

[@ikkajchan]

even better

[@jazzygryphon]

I see this as an absolute win!

[@Ivalene]

I would pay good money to see Danny heckle magicians while they are trying to do magic tricks

[@UncleSamAAAA]

20:08 "am i reaching new levels of pettyness by spending literal days on a few magic tricks just to fool a friend who teases me sometimes?" Danny, who after 3 years of holding a grudge spent months trying to speedrun minecraft despite being bad at it, only to hire someone so he could commit fraud for the purpose of absoulutely crushing kurtis' soul, hopes and dreams simply because of this video: bet

[@bri2149]

pfp twin

[@Kat-PM]

Whenever Kurtis talks to Danny or Drew, he seems like their little brother who’s really excited to show them something. It’s adorable and I’m glad that they were all able to meet each other and become friends thanks to the internet.

[@jainasolo50]

Oh my gosh yes! And Danny and drew are twins. They’re just a cute little family.

[@Kat-PM]

Jaina Solo Haha yes, I like the way you think!

[@mikey_strange]

It's funny cause Kurtis is older than danny

[@bradbradlylife9918]

@@mikey_strange ok "the birthday police"

[@goobysooby]

Mikey Strange wait really?

[@milqvetoast]

Can we appreciate the amount of effort in this video? He learned magic, spent way too much money on a costume, wrote a song, performed tricks on his friends and mother, had an interview with an actual magician, did a heck ton of green screen, and not to mention the amount of editing in this?? He deserves a standing ovation 👏

[@batjackattack5556]

all this to get back at danny

[@rainrainrain2140]

Honestly though. I love this.

[@cookestee]

ya and its longer so i get to enjoy him a lot more

[@hannahfrazier5332]

Period. You can tell how much he loves to make these.

[@gabi-4095]

the song fuckin bumps as well

[@rumisanes]

mullet kurtis with a flashy gold jacket, shorts and top hat is my aesthetic

[@marchi.fleming]

Fully missed opportunity to pair the jacket with a sombrero

[@ohwotto3587]

i’m 100% drawing him next

[@c0smic.dw3ller]

@@ohwotto3587 thanks for the drawing idea : )

[@whynot6649]

mullet kurtis with a flashy gold jacket, shorts and top hat is my god

[@charlotteb683]

his names magic mike🙄

[@nux4034]

this is the prequel to fake speedrun, I hope it became a trilogy

[@thatoneguy9582]

drew was never spited by either of them but shows off on them anyway

[@evanmoran2609]

​@@thatoneguy9582fr, we got the Danny and Kurtis videos, Drew needs to release the finale

[@turnip_arts]

@@thatoneguy9582drew shows off because he wasn't included and felt left out

[@ag-zs7by]

the way that kurtis clapped after showing his mom the trick......we must protect this man

[@jahnaviraman5411]

THAT WAS SO WHOLESOME AWWW

[@idontknow898]

For some reason, Drew's utter confusion with the invisible deck of cards is the most hilarious thing ever...

[@sydneybeth1977]

Someone just did the exact trick Kurtis did for Drew on America’s Got Talent and got a yes from every judge. If that’s not proof Kurtis is a professional magician now idk what is

[@catarinalopes7891]

how does it worksss

[@dumbass9049]

666th like yell heah

[@adh3247]

which trick was it?

[@sydneybeth1977]

@@adh3247 the one at 16:59

[@Sophieez01]

Who did it?

[@alexcaunhye]

i love how we're all back to witness the thing that angered danny enough for him to be salty and then make a comeback after 3 years

[@olesiadalakova3868]

alternative title: Kurtis is trying to impress Danny Gonzalez for 32 minutes straight

[@andrealuu]

32 minutes gay*

[@mublysnubly3407]

@@andrealuu bro you got the whole squad laughing

[@Squidge-id9lw]

Andrea L. That was GENIUS

[@blueismylove3128]

@@andrealuu 😐

[@sourdoki]

Andrea L. Bro that was so funny that I forgot to laugh

[@sophieleckrone5381]

that sombrero magic trick better not be fake kurtis i’d literally cry

[@unknownusername5111]

Someone pls tell me how he did it

[@alyssaphillips8661]

Unknown Username ✨✨✨𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬ᵗᵐ✨✨✨

[@carlajeannekruger]

I need to know I'm gonna scream

[@nonewem5180]

Sorry guys it was fake. I think Kurtis just went along with what he was saying.

[@alma1729]

@@nonewem5180 :(

[@JakeCuster]

Kurtis’s green screen centaur is movie magic, so I think he had it in him all along

[@Ella-el3lt]

@New-est Times Actually, both are correct: grammar.yourdictionary.com/punctuation/apostrophe-rules.html

[@mim5454]

Little did he know this video started Danny’s villain arc

[@yukikanegawa7470]

The jacket combined with a mullet just gives off such a strong aura. Didn't even need the hat. If i saw that man on the street I don't know what I'd do. I think I'd be paralyzed by an emotion I cannot name.

[@dumbass9049]

how about lust does that work

[@TheReMorseCode]

Quinn Definitely lust

[@akeminosi8717]

Magic Mike

[@piyayingverz15]

@@akeminosi8717 agreed

[@tyronepines8694]

arousal

[@TimmyTheAverageJimmy]

Intentional or not, I love how Danny actually acts like the final boss

[@Viscidsquare040]

Why does this have 2.4K likes and no replies?

[@discordiangod]

@@Viscidsquare040 meme

[@TheOnlyCaprisun]

@@Viscidsquare040 least it means no bots

[@archivist_13]

I was thinking the same thing lol

[@kasarina5880]

@@Viscidsquare040 some things you dont have anything to say to because... The comment really says it all

[@mayakaitlyn5074]

i love to imagine a maid of honor hiring “magic mike” for a bachelorette party thinking it would be a different magic mike (you know what im talking about) but it’s just kurtis doing magic tricks in a gold blazer and a top hat that doesn’t fit

[@bennyworm3380]

i would pay good money for the kurtis version of magic mike at my bachelorette party

[@pathfinder759]

@@bennyworm3380 doing magic that is ☝🏾

[@julitaylorsversion]

wow i sure am glad that danny acknowledges that he was wrong and he doesn't hold it against kurtis and also would never want revenge

[@pipperoni8567]

I like how giggly Drew is, he's like a preteen at her friend's birthday sleepover at 1am when they're talking about crushes

[@ioannad1857]

oh my god true

[@sixelakeller5377]

where was he giggly?😭

[@mrfro1849]

Suspiciously specific

[@diggygorgonzola3467]

Mr Fro yet accurate

[@ausernameiguess7058]

I thought the same thing it's so funny

[@brookie1349]

Kurtis’ level of humour: Someone: hey it’s Kurtis corner Kurtis: *edits himself to be a corner* hey it’s me Kurtis CORNER

[@abandonedaccount2538]

I hate that I can actually see him doing this

[@mariajohn2722]

why is this so accurate

[@brianbethea3069]

This is worrying.

[@annalarsen8941]

i haven't watched the video yet and i genuinely thought this was something that happened in it before i read the replies

[@meandmelol]

LMFAO if that ain't fuckin true though

[@lydiamiller3644]

He should make his magician name Curtis Konner.

[@plumlovesralsei1420]

Curtis konnor

[@FromTheRootsToTheCrown]

Dude... How did you switch the K and C? 😮 Magix

[@lydiamiller3644]

@@FromTheRootsToTheCrown a magician never reveals her secrets...

[@FromTheRootsToTheCrown]

@@lydiamiller3644 respect girl... Respect

[@kaywee4200]

yes

[@jaylah.kaye.08]

Sometimes when I’m sad I just come to this vid just to rewatch 25:50 over and over again and I makes me evaporate from how hard I laugh, like why does he move like that💀

[@tessa-gv3mp]

danny when kurtis had the hat on: a magician??? danny when kurtis took the hat off: KURTIS the magician!?!?!?

[@tristaswim]

Yes

[@mickey040404]

a platypus??? PERRY the platypus?!?!?!

[@severalpottedplants4722]

curse you kurtis the magician!

[@Nadomei]

Did you mean Drew??

[@annawallace2426]

@@mickey040404 I was thinking the same thing!

[@srishtaayy]

So the whole video is kurtis being passive aggressive because a snake told him that he gave up on his dreams, I'm sold.

[@soapeater58]

Yeah, that snake being drew.

[@plainoldcalie4033]

kiwi Danny

[@mrmoustache_24]

@@plainoldcalie4033 that's the same person

[@soapeater58]

@@plainoldcalie4033 nope it's Drew's clone of himself.

[@plainoldcalie4033]

CoolestWeebEver oh sorry I thought Danny cloned himself oml

[@zowarly4972]

okay but why aren’t more people talking about how kevin actually guessed the word i am astounded how did he do that

[@rachw]

same what

[@dn-li7ww]

indp. iv i think kurtis is just a lil sleepy

[@unoriginal_name4576]

I'm convinced the best magicians have legitimate magic powers and are just fucking with everyone

[@KevinLimagic]

Kacie Fennell everyone reacts to magic differently. That’s his genuine reaction. Not everyone will scream and run away. And no, none of it was setup.

[@ohkeziah]

i'm in the comment section because I dont know how to go on after he guessed the word in kurtis's head.

[@tehkitteh1250]

“November 1st 2011 police stoped two 16 year old males for shoplifting. One ran to avoid arrest but was quickly caught. Both were later released to their parents” Danny could have been 16 then.

[@Nhaptenkenh]

Wait a minute

[@Arcticfox2205]

He was 17 in 2011 ):

[@justaduck3615]

@@Arcticfox2205Unless he’s lying about his age 🤔

[@classiccj2569]

There was also a person named Danny Gonzalez that was killed in a shooting

[@batjackattack5556]

@@classiccj2569 he stole his identity!????

[@mariamimi11297]

Kurtis: "A vest with nothing underneath it..." Kevin: 👁👄👁

[@JennaEmbers]

Why am I crying of laughter? Also Drew and Danny were such a cherry on top. This video is everything.

[@its.martin1125]

Yes I will watch a video of yours

[@kimberleyjanuary8672]

it's too cute,, i can't even!

[@kcdguides-j3q]

Omg it really is everything!

[@re-genius8953]

The scene with him and Danny was "chefs kiss"

[@aanyasrivastava9234]

this was such a good video KJDHSFAF

[@valerietpwk]

i’m about to go OFF in this comment section, dude. kurtis - that was the best video i’ve seen in a long time. i love all your videos but this is your best video yet. it was funny, heart warming, super well written and edited and you fucking wrote a rap! and did magic! like what! i love it! seriously thank you for putting out dope ass content in a time where everything sucks. i really needed something lighthearted like this to get me through the day and I am genuinely feeling like 10 times better now after watching that video. i never comment, nor do i ever get all touchy feely in the comments but dude, this was dope. tldr; don’t drop this, king👑

[@honeybee2525]

I also think this was a great video, lately I’ve been having troubles watching KZbin, I keep getting bored or falling asleep. But with this video I was fully watching and I wasn’t bored one bit. (If anyone has tips on how to stay awake tho it would great thank you it’s probably bad for my health to be sleepin so much)

[@테리스-d1x]

Couldn't agree more. I was smiling or laughing all throughout. God, I loved this vid so much!! 🥺

[@Emily-om3ct]

@@honeybee2525 you're going to hate this answer, but exercising more (even just getting out of bed once an hour and walking around a bit) should help increase your energy and ability to stay awake

[@tommymarco]

Love your comment, you said it better than I could. Totally agree

[@honeybee2525]

Emily I don’t hate that answer it’s actually pretty helpful I’ll do that ^^

[@jiayilee1873]

19:11 i love how drew's reaction to kurtis doing good magic is "jerkass"

[@pinkdolphin6547]

Danny’s like the meaner older brother and drew is their weird cousin

[@SouperPie.]

why is this so accurate i-

[@me-shhh]

I like this comment

[@kayedufn4940]

@@kazooplayer3 Cousins by chance lovers by choice

[@kazooplayer3]

@@kayedufn4940 sweet home Alabama.....

[@catsplat1272]

Ew get that Danny x Drew outta here... the clear OTP is Drew x Magic Mike’s Jacket

[@pamelapamela204]

I love that he’s not forgetting to mention that he forgot our extra greeting that one time. Getting cancelled really makes you careful.

[@mashala.9151]

Is he just gunna keep saying it forever? His intro is a whole sentence longer now forever cause of one mistake 😭

[@ratboygirl]

@@mashala.9151 i hope so. it's the least he could do smh

[@chaizan9733]

@@ratboygirl yeah, he really did us dirty that one time.

[@tommymarco]

cancel culture here in the states is toxic. let the dude do what he wants

[@ratboygirl]

@@tommymarco /s ?

[@Ltan22]

the mullet with that jacket and hat really hits a little different

[@issafraud419]

Hits a lot of different

[@justanotheranimationchanne5725]

vry secx

[@peachepanda4484]

Yes why is this 😂😭

[@beanslife1869]

Crème un pantalon. 👁️👄👁️

[@gelarehmohebbi]

*Can we get a round of applause for Kevin Li!! What a great sport!!!*

[@RubyAlsoup]

No lol

[@finn-rs8xl]

how tf did he know it was sombrero

[@RubyAlsoup]

@@finn-rs8xl real

[@kayvcx-ib2pe]

​@@finn-rs8xlEXACTLY

[@besosiriusrn]

@@finn-rs8xlI seriously am going crazy like I know they use techniques and stuff but unless there were parts cut out of that trick in the video, I cannot comprehend how he could have possibly gotten it

[@bryan2894]

Kurtis clapping like a little child after successfully performing that card trick on his mom is my favorite thing ever.🥺

[@taylormclaughlin8912]

an honorable mention to the little dance he did after performing for danny :’)

[@alnabulsi313]

Omg me too 😂 such a good mama-son scene lol

[@chichone]

That's called stimming

[@99Mateoo]

@@taylormclaughlin8912 SAME I still like how he did that, I shake my fists

[@goldenmolelover]

@@chichone the term stimming is a neurodivergent thing, man. ive been watching kurtis for years and i dont ever think ive heard him say hes on the spectrum. from what i remember hes actually stated the opposite.

[@MissFelice]

Obviously had to like for the sexual tension between Drew and Magic Mike’s jacket.

[@ZielonaPastela]

Kurtis: "I wanted to be a magician." Danny: "So you gave up on your dreams." _MAYOR OF KURTISTOWN: CIVIL WAR_

[@tabelaskade4888]

The Gregs vs Kurtistown

[@dipdipish]

Tabela Skade what happens if you’re a dual citizen?

[@illstealyourkneecaps694]

@@dipdipish You have to pick a side

[@sovietbot6708]

​@@illstealyourkneecaps694 I choose Kurtistown because Kurtis is vocally anti capitalist

[@kasarina5880]

@@sovietbot6708 im a loyal greg 🔪

[@quinnmills3544]

I’m so glad that Danny is so forgiving! I’m sure he won’t hold a grudge

[@cease842]

Kurtis: Younger brother Danny: Older brother Drew: Older brother’s friend

[@kittycoutourxxx2706]

*older brother

[@coffintoddler]

No drew and Danny are twins

[@chodsterfam3418]

@@coffintoddler they are the same person

[@hinnakoto]

Why is this so accurate XD

[@lorbaborb]

who's kurtis

[@amberrhea5293]

i hope danny does a "breaking my silence" video where he tells us why he was wrong

[@Svengali764]

And Drew would clap back with No More Lies..

[@lesliehs1577]

Yes yes yes yes!

[@useformiscuseformisc380]

And Kurtis posts 'Not doing this anymore'

[@coolfamoushotgirl]

this comment thread i-

[@fizam_112]

omg he better danny if you see this you're doing that ok come on #dannythesnake

[@luceyncesim4166]

no one is gonna talking about Kurtis's rap. It's really impressive

[@littleone.]

Time stamp?

[@gracexlyons]

Little One 15:00

[@littleone.]

Grace Lyons thx

[@minnie7453]

No one’s gonna talk about how Kevin guessed sombrero?

[@natan_panda]

7:28 "vest with nothing underneath it" dude u gave danny that idea!!! and kurtis was shirtless right before his call with danny

[@reimarz]

Kurtis: *has a hat* Danny: Magic Mike?? Kurtis: *takes off hat* Danny: KURTIS THE MAGIC MIKE?!

[@teaganwyles3363]

Zhannell Kimura why did I read that in his voice lmao

[@mmq4017]

Idk why but I can hear him say that in my head-

[@yaelr4154]

I read it in Doofenshmirtz's voice-

[@ratboygirl]

this has no business being so funny

[@gigitomato7227]

Perry the platypus??

[@annikan42]

When I was a kid I wanted to be a paleontologist. That definitely didn't happen, but I DID make a cute lil dig site on Animal Crossing so I'd say I'm doing alright

[@nope-ve9ks]

Sounds lit!

[@paulinexong]

omg that sounds so cute, with sand and fossils??

[@Lea-np8rs]

I always wanted to be one too xD but then i learned that its hard to have a stable job in this branche so i gave up on it for a while... But now i'm like... F this i will study paleontology. Im actually starting an internship next month and i couldnt be happier xD

[@erinbaker5120]

literally same lol

[@mpswims163]

You are doing better than alright 😌

[@mateofigueredo2427]

Kevin: Yo think of a word Kurtis: Oka- Kevin: *Sombrero*

[@KevinLimagic]

Mateo Figueredo Olé

[@imaginarytree]

Lol

[@maryspringer7540]

I was the 1k like idk why that makes me feel special but 😌

[@mateofigueredo2427]

Mary Springer lol u should feel special this is the first time I’ve gotten to 1K so thanks 🙏

[@nijohn12]

was this real? how did he do this?

[@bioshockbombshell]

Are we not gonna talk about the couples goals that is both Kurtis and his gf both wanting to own a gold sequin jacket? Like I just imagine they both walk into the room wearing their jackets and being like "well one of us has to change". Honestly stupid funny and cute.

[@Ronniethegoblin]

Skill share missed their shot not sponsoring this.

[@simone635]

JAHAHSHAHS

[@a.o.8527]

You ok sisi?

[@headrot5755]

I'm upset you didnt arrive at the name "Kurtis Condor" after mentioning how tony hawk is named after a cool bird

[@novelle.27]

missed opportunity

[@shelbyfrowns]

This comment wins

[@perlagrecco]

as a non-english speaker myself, i can say you're my english teacher lol mostly bc you talk in a moderate speed and volume, and clearly emphasize the words so it's easier for me to practice my talking out loud :)

[@lovesickteen458]

This comment made me happy

[@elguapo2580]

That’s really cool!

[@Roma-co3go]

relatable?!

[@natdavliam]

@@Roma-co3go no

[@natdavliam]

@@elguapo2580 sake of the comments on the British spelling aye we spell it mum and punctuation and the time of a dog is not the job

[@grimgrinning_gh0st]

I'm so glad that Kurtis made this video as a silly little video and that it won't be held against him years later.

[@keiragrenier1375]

kurtis a lil while ago: “How does one ViBe?” kurtis now: *says vibe like 17 times per video*

[@charlottehellen6485]

same thought

[@MP-kw8nd]

It's magic ( ˙ ˘ ˙)/✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

[@memequeen7032]

He found out how to vibe that’s why

[@keiragrenier1375]

Lyra Alborn interesting

[@TaraDStyles]

The mullet just adds something even more special to golden jacket and top hat

[@madf8507]

oh yes

[@junecare8274]

It really yells magic mike! Ya know

[@chi7dish]

KURTIS' HAPPY LIL BOUNCE WHEN HE SUCCESSFULLY MAGIC TRICKED HIS MOM

[@viviennenelms3988]

THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE GODDAMN VIDEO 😭

[@dee8722]

I can't handle Kurtis' lil happy bounce after showing his mom his magic trick. It's so sweet. Love seeing people do something they like/love and be proud of themselves as well. I can't stop smiling after watching this, this was such a lovely video with such a positive vibe to it 💕

[@m.-w.y.5417]

Kurtis with a mullet? Murtis? Murtis Cullet

[@kazuhakisses]

wut

[@lounefitzgerald6882]

lol

[@reevexox7411]

why does this sound like a dish from a fancy restaurant lmao

[@owendale1079]

I’ve been laughing for an inappropriate amount of time 😪

[@rainwater.1493]

Reevexox I’ll have the murtis cullet

[@shaf2317]

kevin: literally guesses the word kurtis was thinking of from miles away kurtis: *wow (._.)*

[@anniehoney03]

i’m so confused on how he did that :0

[@ursulagoodwin9161]

I need to know did it actually happen like wtf

[@KevinLimagic]

haha can't believe i got it

[@jfinney225]

@@KevinLimagic me neither! Seriously cool! 💐

[@shaf2317]

@@KevinLimagic literally i'd have freaked out and kurtis was so chill about it haha

[@nini_ac3271]

Why is nobody talking about how adorable Kurtis looked when he showed his mom the trick?! 🥺

[@normalgirlsza]

He did like a little bounce probably for no particular reason but that and the clapping was so cute lol (14:50)

[@dr.zombiex]

A little boy and his mommy. Always adorable!

[@Elegant_Sausage]

His momma was so cute too ♡♡♡

[@Sara-lr4pz]

also when he was shaking and wiggling when he was doing the victory dance to Danny 😭😂

[@Everettalla]

Wtf

[@hollydawn07]

Back here after watching Danny’s video because I feel war coming

[@guytorie]

Nothing wrong with both partners owning their own cool sequined jackets. Then you can be The Sequin Couple and everyone else will be jealous.

[@liahamilton8931]

I know i am

[@AmyAberrant]

Basically Dan and Phil

[@rohanmorningstar7795]

That was just Dan and Phil

[@harylepotter9955]

@@AmyAberrant you are not wrong

[@sp3ncieboy]

so dan and phil?

[@cpg1018]

The fact that “you get an extra greeting at the beginning of every single one of my videos EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME” has become part of your intro is incredible 😙👌🏼

[@swine13]

Until he forgets a second time

[@fukro7557]

I always hit the like right after he says that

[@mikubugz7751]

@@swine13 that would be traumatizing 😩

[@changlislover]

im sure that was his second time

[@nithreus5]

So my thoughts: 1. Your mullet makes you look like an 80s mom who rides horses as a hobby. 2. Your mom is adorable 🥰 3. Can I book you over Zoom for my kid's birthday? Awesome video!

[@darkeimp555]

omg Danny was such a heel in this lmao When he said "Ah well then you _must_ not be Kurtis cuz he _wanted_ to be a magician" that was the most savage shit I ever heard 🤣

[@nabd341]

Ikr 😂😂😂 that was so mean

[@hayleerodriguez2711]

God when he did the coin trick I like got so excited and I was confused for a sec but then I realized that literally anyone doing slight of hand is impressive to me bc my stupid caveman brain kicks in and says “resource gone ooga booga”

[@buloobee]

honestly why is this me 😂

[@kittencorp.3295]

I’m such a caveman I don’t even have object permanence so that happens with anything I can’t see

[@rachelneumann1884]

i wanna like it but it's at 420 likes and i just cant be the one

[@AutumnSun140]

*Kurtis:* There's this website where you can kinda learn anything *Me:* Oh, this is sponsored by skillshare *Kurtis:* It's called wikihow *Me:* wtf

[@mayaelmorsi6537]

I thought the same exact thing haha. I was so ready for the “this video is sponsored by Skillshare. Skillshare is a ......”

[@mayunami8192]

SAMEEE

[@AutumnSun140]

@@mayaelmorsi6537 exactly! It really threw me off when he didn't say that 😂

[@lilielf5652]

Felt like trying to step up onto another step and there was no step and I stepped down too hard.

[@AngelaMerici12]

I laughed when he said Wiki How.

[@Ducklemon885]

One time as a kid I tried to send Criss Angel a dollar because he said that we had to send him a dollar if he shows us something we’ve never seen after the commercial break and then after the break he came back and ate a potato chip and he we like “haha bet you never saw me do that before. Now send me that dollar” and I was like damn I gotta be honorable to my word and send that dollar but then I grew up and found out that magic wasn’t real and he was just scamming me the whole time potato chip or not.

[@IMGLADUREVILT00]

i wish drew and kurtis had more videos together ): like, i love danny and drew, and i love danny and kurtis, but drew and kurtis are awkard sarcastic guy and awkard silly guy AND I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC SM

[@aishatrbl]

“let’s move on, we’re all adults,” is basically him saying “yea it’s a mullet, and what about it”

[@rebeccawbutler9999]

Kurtis violently shaking after getting Danny’s approval had me in tears😂😂🤣

[@therealtrissmerigold]

Me too!😂😂😂

[@zoemartin9590]

Then the quick segway into dancing... beautiful

[@asiabaldwin8014]

“Hey you’ve ever seen magic mike?” “Oh the stripper?” “.....no, the magician”

[@katelyn_7509]

i love how danny didn’t hold a grudge against kurtis for years after this video and retaliate in any way!

[@sav5899]

kurtis: *puts on hat danny: a magician??? kurtis: *takes off hat danny: *kurtis the magician???*

[@kamyrab566]

why did i say that in dr doofenshmirtz’s voice

[@laraf-b]

U N D E R R A T E D

[@sydney9580]

*perry the platypus?*

[@mayumigarcia9445]

LMAOOO

[@imontosomething2609]

@@kamyrab566 Trust me we all did 👈👈😉

[@ameliagrace9404]

kurtis doing magic tricks for his mom was so wholesome lmao

[@shannmander]

For real, his little happy clapping was so wonderful

[@MariHandleLol]

Ik bro I love my mom and we ate steak together

[@oomay1925]

I'm still blown away at how the guy guessed "sombrero" wtfff

[@emilypaquette8247]

HOW I am searching the comments for reason

[@imaani4578]

Emily Paquette same lol

[@causeofmyserendipity8562]

Just commenting in case some magician wants to explain

[@siushi630]

@@causeofmyserendipity8562 same

[@eoincampbell1584]

It could be straight cold reading, with some of the more tedious elements cut out for time which inadvertently made the trick more impressive. Based off of Kurtis' reaction to the questions asked I think it was real, however it was done.

[@buckeyeguy7906]

This video is Danny’s origin story

[@bbeeohazardd]

Honestly I was kinda hoping Kurtis would get some sick eye makeup for his costume when Kevin mentioned eyeliner lol

[@natdavliam]

how to make a dog British people talk to get the game running

[@kel4211]

@Natalie same

[@Fiammaaa]

Same!!

[@Humugumu102]

The look in his eyes while he’s doing the tricks is priceless. This was so adorable. I wish I could like this 5 times (for his jacket).

[@agirlwithbooks1294]

Every time Danny said “you’re giving up your dream” I wanted Kurtis to say “no dad, I’m giving up on YOUR dream”

[@bincan4278]

Lauren Metzdorff did you just quote every disney channel movie ever

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

Jxst Smile only A Cinderella Story

[@madeegaindraws]

i lowkey hope this never stops and they both just humilate eachother once every 3 years XD