"Full Metal Jedi" - (4/6) Star Wars meets Full Metal Jacket

Part 4 of 6 of the "Star Wars Meets Full Metal Jacket" Series. View Part 5 here:
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[@10GaugeManiac]

Vader casually singing cadence to himself as he strolls around shouldn't be as funny as it is.

[@92naz32]

It's funny to me because in boot camp on PI our series 1st Sgt did exactly that. You'd hear him at odd times doing it at night in the barracks. He was a Force Recon Vietnam vet with a Silver Star, and a pair of Purple Hearts, so it was best to accept it as normal & stay out of his way. Lol

[@warpedgenius5182]

waitin for vader to walk up and be like whats your malfunction numb nuts lol

[@warpedgenius5182]

i laugh at all of what was said lol

[@andycoslet6479]

I can't stop laughing

[@Wooper160atThePond]

DO You think I'm cute private Pile do you think I'm funny? Emperor: *stops laughing and turns away*

[@valmanway3800]

so funny that the emperor held Private rank,

[@DemocracyOfficerWood]

That Was what got me.

[@theitalianstallion973]

Pyle

[@doughesson]

Or was he reporting Private Pyle to the Emperor?

[@andrewcabral963]

He would've shocked Vader's ass for saying that.

[@kevineastman3397]

Love it how he sings cadence everywhere he goes

[@Airvirgo]

Kevin Eastman that's my favorite part too

[@Kaneseb]

That's what makes it even better. He's like a psycho walking around yelling random cadences.

[@bask9905]

I kept laughing everytime he'd start singing.

[@XIPHIASCDXX]

Marching Luke up to the emperor, "you're bouncing!"

[@brittanygarrison8030]

That's the best. I can't stop laughing.

[@josephbolcome5462]

"This station will be fully operational....." ARE YOUR SURE, PRIVATE PYLE? Best mashup ever

[@enriquegarcia9004]

OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!!

[@-vtgr-6930]

Enrique Garcia 😮

[@StonkSlay3r]

yes daddy

[@Karlebow571]

As you wish my lord

[@admech590]

"i will not turn, and you will be forced to kill me" "then you will be in a world of SHIT!"

[@mbcarbaugh78]

"Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was? (silence) None of you dumb asses know?" Lol. On a side note, I can totally see Vader walking around singing marching cadence's.

[@RoofKoreanEnergy]

I love how every time he walks it's a f****** Cadence

[@VeritechGirl]

LMAO! As far as Vader is concerned, everyone around him is named either Pyle, Joker or Snowball! Makes it easier!

[@Brandelwyn]

Veritech Girl why bother remembering names anyway? :D

[@nephite467]

assholes im surrounded by assholes

[@FireTiger941]

Hearing R. Lee Ermey sound off and marching along to the "Empire's Theme" is killing me! I can't breathe! LOL

[@turdmanjones59]

3:23

[@terminus8444]

Luke: "I will not turn... and you'll be forced to kill me." Vader: "Then you will be in a world of shit!" Absolutely priceless! Great job with these! Thank you for the wonderful laughs!

[@turdmanjones59]

3:14

[@Tarathathe77wookiee]

Best freaking line ever!!

[@drewknapp7789]

Luke--I am In a world of shit

[@eliasortiz866]

Everyone he doesn't like is dubbed private pile

[@pussylips2611]

of shit*

[@theitalianstallion973]

*PYLE*

[@doughesson]

You got that right,Private Pyle.

[@micahteter2611]

Or Joker.

[@stevenmoore4612]

“Do you think I’m cute private Pyle?! Do you think I’m funny?!” Emperor looks away with a frown! 😂😂😂

[@codybgamin]

You just have to love how every other encounter Vader has with one of his subordinates in this series is him asking the other person if they suck dicks (1:05). This series is comedy gold. The timing and choices of lines per scene in each individual episode are well-done, and the whole series (especially Full Metal Rogue) is one of the funniest Star Wars parodies ever.

[@travisfoster8193]

The cadence actually lined up when Luke and Vader stepped off the elevator

[@tommyfinley521]

*Emperor laughs* Darth Vader: do you think I'm cute, Pvt. Pyle?! Do you think I'm funny?! Emperor: 😓

[@bobhaynes8169]

lol That was so perfect.

[@crapsmalloy7273]

These are gold, but this one kind of breaks canon. I mean, if the Empire really had THIS Vader, you can bet that they would have had that second Death Star finished on time. You know that, don't you Private Pyle?

[@patrickhenry2021]

Craps Malloy what are you trying to do to my beloved Empire?!?!?

[@fuzzballzz36]

We have a comedian here!

[@BoyILoveTV]

@@fuzzballzz36 Private Joker!

[@Bigkidstudios23]

They also owed him for one jelly donut

[@odeleon24]

It was because he was too heavy!

[@MrPjw5]

The really tender/tense moment between Luke and Vader on Endor now seems like Luke is visiting his senile DI father.

[@hokage64th]

The "What's your sixth general order?" part while he was inspecting the lightsaber was perfection! XD

[@jacobwallace4967]

And "what's this weapon's name?"

[@bennygallagher9482]

Private Pyle, has dishonored himself and dishonored the Platoon. Strange that I have not. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. You will bring him before me. You can come around and fark my sister.

[@edwardpennacchini7841]

Our new enemy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.

[@wildside316]

"Private Pile has dishonored himself, and dishonored the platoon." "Strange that I have not." Palps, dude, you need therapy, and a facial. You look like the Deathstar.☺

[@menmanamikaze38]

This is what happens when vader gets demoted to drill seargent

[@GORT70]

That’s Drill INSTRUCTOR you mangy pile of puke......😂😂😎😎

[@abefroman70]

“Disappear scumbag!” Bahahaha

[@mikeysmith2999]

When the Emperor said "Strange I have not" I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@bornstellar1052]

3:58 to 4:15 was perfect.

[@Fingeroo]

These are pretty good. For future material, I suggest looking into R. Lee Ermy's show Mail Call for more sound clips.

[@AsG_4_]

Or his bloopers 😂

[@fernandom5150]

Lawrence Rhodes beast

[@vakama9053]

a g *Especially* the bloopers!

[@darthstanley166]

Look on Palpatine's face at the end! Priceless!

[@BrianWilliams21706]

I tried so hard to watch it without laughing. Mission failed. I was laughing hysterically

[@ELVIS1975T]

1:10 I was eating and Vader gave me a FORCE CHOKE through the computer monitor :))))))))))))))))

[@AdamG1983]

No wonder the Galactic Empire failed. It had about 30 Private Pyles in high ranking positions.

[@jasonm7948]

Dude you have won the internet. I'm laughing so hard my sides are splitting

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

ROFL at Vader marching around singing alone

[@fashizzle78]

"Then u will be in a world of SHIT" lmfao

[@wadepenley7220]

I love how Vader sings a cadence when he's walking every where. I especially love the look on people's faces when he rants because it makes no sense lol. I wish you would make more full metal jacket meets star wars videos. these are the best

[@toddmiller5884]

"My Lord. We have located the Millennium Falcon." "Do you suck dick?" "Yes, my lord." "Carry on, ladies." Love it!

[@nicholasmartin8284]

Whoever did this, you just made Darth Vader way better.

[@mattiashaeger5403]

"Don't fuck with me againg, Pyle." Brilliant!!

[@PsmithNick]

I now fill lulls in conversation by saying "Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was?"

[@ivans.191]

Then let anyone else guessing for a long time 😁

[@toddmiller5884]

@@ivans.191 Because none of those dumbasses knew.

[@theitalianstallion973]

It’s funny everywhere he goes he just fucking sings that army tune 😂🤣😂🤣 I can’t keep my face together 😂🤣

[@9918dandy]

People, it's spelled Pyle. As in Gomer Pyle, USMC.

[@UnasGamingChannel]

He'll, people are too young to remember that was a show in the 60's. And that Jim Nabors played private Pyle. And it's related to the Andy Griffith show.

[@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840]

@@UnasGamingChannel wait it was a show

[@UnasGamingChannel]

@@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 yes ma'am. Gomer Pyle USMC ran i believe from 1967 to 1970. Gomer Pyle was originally a character that came out with Ron Howard, Andy Griffith in the Andy Griffith show in the early 60s. Then its successor was Mayberry PD in the 70s

[@mig50cc]

3:34 "quit bouncing" LOL!

[@kellyweingart3692]

lol

[@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840]

* jumps *

[@Jonascord]

If you've been on the Grinder, you've heard that very thing...

[@JoiseyRepresent]

Darth Hartmann - "Hell, I may even allow you to serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps." Luke - "I will not turn. You'll be forced to kill me." Darth Hartmann - "Then you'll be in a world of sh#t!" LOL

[@starguy2718]

Darth Hartmann!!!!

[@boycebutler7586]

Do you know who Lee Harvey Oswald is? LMFAO

[@connorshekelstein6432]

Boyce Butler I did not have sexual relations with JFK

[@doughesson]

Sir,he shot Kennedy, Sir,from that book suppository, Sir!

[@antoniobarrara6056]

Vader: "You can come over to my house and f*** my sister... Emperor: Slowly turns his chair back around.

[@newjerseyufossecretspacech6155]

Dude... you rule in my book these videos you made are so blanking funny I mean I can't stop LMFAO!!! And I just love the fact that whenever he's walking he's doing the things he's always got to be coming there singing those catens .. we have videos might make you famous I wouldn't be surprised if you have 10,000 followers by the end of the weekend

[@jaytee6936]

I would be surprised if he had under 10,000 followers!

[@vladriot510]

I didnt know Sergent Vader had a sister lol

[@justincooper5189]

this makes me wish R. Lee Ermey were in the star wars trilogy. that would have been so epic!

[@MrSupersleeperdude]

Love how he say do you think I'm funny or cute. I can't remember. But as soon as he asks that Palpatine turns around and walks off.

[@olabrent8487]

I just had a thought about Vader losing his mind and walking around on the death star like this. No one has the courage to confront him or do anything about it either. I spewed Dr Pepper out of my nose watching this!

[@totalawesomeness2310]

The "You'll be in a world of shit" part when Luke said he wouldn't turn was nice

[@TurtleFL]

The part where he tells "Pyle" to put his cover back on and it's been on his head the whole time LOL

[@matthewburroughs9597]

He's still banging on about Charles Whitman. 😆

[@richardched6085]

1:05

[@MlcrosoftSam]

Richard Ched xDDDDD

[@theitalianstallion973]

As you wish my lord 😂🤣😂

[@joscar062]

@@theitalianstallion973 OPEN YOUR MOUTH

[@JDOnti]

1:32 I cracked up on that one

[@m.hoffman2889]

4:10 😆 that one killed me

[@borgheis]

"I tell you this station will be operational as planned" "ARE YOU SURE PRIVATE PYLE?!" "We shall double our efforts!" "DON'T FUCK WITH ME AGAIN PYLE"

[@themanwithnoname9894]

After watching the first two, I liked this one immediately!

[@larbloc3382]

Out Fucking Standing, Private Pile! Star Wars, the way it should be! Very nice work.

[@darylsfan9680]

Darth Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle, do you think I'm funny? Emperor: 😬

[@FK_H8r]

The cadence singing never gets old. Lmao. This is fucking genius.

[@VCBird6]

LOL @ Paplatine's reaction at the end XD

[@ambush_akula5261]

it’s one thing to be scared of darth vader but gunnery sergeant vader, that’s a whole new level

[@douglasschoeller5767]

Oh my God the best part was the last part it was perfect

[@channelwoodgrange]

In this universe, the entirety of the Imperial forces must hate seeing Vader coming. Hilarious or homicidal, they must realize the neverending, relentless, unfiltered spoken narrative of every thought in his head means they'll never know what the hell's going to come out of his mouth next, but it's likely that their blood will be painting a wall somewhere momentarily.

[@Bangcat]

OPEN YOUR MOUTH! 1:02

[@nemochicky4697]

They’re paying for it, you eat it! Ready, exercise!!!

[@carlh429]

Darth Vader does love a cadence

[@mariastevens6406]

That part at the end where he asks about Whitman and Luke and Palpatine just look at each other like wtf is he talking about lol

[@SonicDSV]

The emperor: *laughing* Vader: you think I’m cute private pile, you think I’m funny The emperor: *looked away* no Vader: then give me 25 4:10

[@armyveteran1000]

Love it.. laughed my ass off. Very well put together..

[@AmayzingJack]

I was waiting for him to talk down the emperor this entire time

[@Rocdog]

I just love the GUNNY!!! FMJ was such an awesome movie!!

[@speakfreely1850]

"Don't fuck with me again, Pyle."

[@smarksruinedwrestling5020]

Don't fuck with me again Pile!

[@ambush_akula5261]

Star Wars for the beloved core!!!!

[@rolandodennis8385]

The best are the marching cadences when he walks around!

[@wreckthompson2505]

This series should have SO many more views.

[@tiddiesattic]

"OPEN YOUR MOUTH!"

[@67LCTDREBEL]

I love how he sounds off every time he is walking!!!

[@krazerkap]

Luke: I will not turn. Sgt. Vader: Then you will be in a world of shit!

[@savahnian]

This is awesome and well placed. Keep it going.

[@hxcbmxallday]

Oh so that’s who Palpatine had a child with

[@joshuaklingensmith7843]

I wouldn't last 5 minutes with R. Lee Ermey. He was the greatest.

[@thruthewormhole]

"I will not turn. And you will be forced to kill me." "THEN YOU WILL BE IN A WORLD OF SHIT!" Loved that.

[@armpump8980]

I laughed so hard at the last one

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

*DO ANY OF YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO CHARLES WHITMAN WAS*

[@nevanramirez8287]

*none of you dumases know*

[@nemochicky4697]

Nevan Ramirez Private Cowboy.

[@RandyRoughton]

“”Disappear, scumbag.” I lost it.

[@AdamG1983]

I can picture Vader chanting marching cadences to himself.

[@Presley3]

I did not know Darth Vader had a sister. I bet her name is Ella.

[@jamescastle9606]

Do you think whenever Vader enters the throne room, Palpatine just rolls his eyes and mutters "this fu*king Jarhead." Lol

[@milesc.anthony2811]

I've watched three of these now and they are just amazing. Hell yeah, I'm subscribing. 👍🇺🇸

[@MrSchottgun]

Man I was giggling so hard i was crying they should make a movie out of this

[@Herowebcomics]

Wow! He even snapped back at the emperor!

[@AdamG1983]

"You are not allowed to die without permission!" "Okay....that was...weird"

[@BradentonSlick]

Short but Comedy PERFECTION!

[@mccrorygarrett7967]

SO MANY PRIVATE PILES XD

[@BlueBoxRevan]

But did you know?? The Bird is the Word!

[@nickgutierrez4536]

Omg 🤣 I never get tired of the ridiculousness. Thank you

[@KeithR-wk1uf]

Dark Helmet was surrounded by Assholes. Darth Hartman had Pyles..... 🤣 🤣

[@jordantwood]

This one was my favorite so far

[@Gavin53zane]

He's the perfect actor for a tim burton film

[@RuralTowner]

3:25 That timing...