I love the idea of Vader just standing on the bridge shouting cadences at the top of his lungs.
@MrPjw54 жыл бұрын
Clicint He’s like that boss you have who’s a senile blowhard; keeps making you do shit that’s bad for the company and you have to do it otherwise you’re out of a job.
@darthnihilus34473 жыл бұрын
Drill Instructors/Sergeants will actually do this to themselves for practice calling cadence. It's a little weird to hear it if you're not used to it
@handsomesquidward51603 жыл бұрын
He's so powerful he turned the empire into the marine corps
@Mandelbrotmat3 жыл бұрын
........what lungs?
@crimsondynamo6153 жыл бұрын
@@Mandelbrotmat you just see him adjusting the volume knob to make himself louder
@AKJames7624 жыл бұрын
I can hear Gunny now upon seeing the sequel movies: "What is this Mickey Mouse shit?"
@juicebox94653 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@bamarine247 Жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy: “The Force is female.” Darth Gunny: “WHO’S THE SLIMY COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLETOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS (her) OWN DEATH WARRANT?!!!”
@deadlyraver44545 жыл бұрын
*Emperor:* "the force is strong with him." *R Lee Vader:* "No shit." Best line right there.
@Gavin53zane Жыл бұрын
Imma start saying that every time I get grounded.
@iim4xii129 Жыл бұрын
Nearly pissed myself
@Gavin53zane Жыл бұрын
He definitely deserves to be in a tim burton film
@rolandodennis83857 жыл бұрын
"The force is strong with this one" ...... "no shit!"
@bentramer6826 жыл бұрын
R- Sunday ho-lee-jesus!!
@TheY2AProblem6 жыл бұрын
I was going to comment that.
@TheY2AProblem6 жыл бұрын
3:06
@thomasrobinson87586 жыл бұрын
This is some of the funniest shit that I ever saw.my sides are hurting lmfao
@ronyoung14076 жыл бұрын
[W] Emperor appears; Do you know who Charles Whitman was? Yes, he could destroy us. That's affirmative, Charles Whitman killed 12 people from a 28 story observation tower at the University of Texas!
@elagabalus69487 жыл бұрын
10 seconds *falcon escapes* YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME
@edwardpennacchini78416 жыл бұрын
No I am not shitting you
@gladfan19896 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd.
@KorbinX4 жыл бұрын
That was the best one imo ^-^
@juanelorriaga28404 жыл бұрын
That was fuckin priceless haha
@nevanramirez82874 жыл бұрын
That was freakin perfect
@ryanvolz47127 жыл бұрын
I love the beginning where Vader is on the bridge ranting about the corps, all the guys are looking like, "Welp, Vader has lost it again, give him room!"
@Alpah-77 Жыл бұрын
@Ryan Volz sir i dont think lord vader is stable because he killed my squad commander yesterday saying that "he didnt have the balls to serve in his corps"
@toddmiller5884 Жыл бұрын
@@Alpah-77 "Your Excellency, I tried to give Lord Vader a report on our search for the Millennium Falcon and all he wanted to know was if I sucked dick!" "That's nothing, Your Excellency. Our Star Destroyer commander was choked to death by Lord Vader for being hungry!" "And then, Your Excellency, Lord Vader walks around the bridge of the Executor singing songs about things like Eskimo pussy and something called the United States Marine Corp."
@Alpah-77 Жыл бұрын
@@toddmiller5884 ok that's way worse
@toddmiller5884 Жыл бұрын
@@Alpah-77 "Wait, Your Excellency, this tops it all! We located the Rebel base on Hoth and the probe droid was transmitting images of the shield generator. Lord Vader takes one look and starts yelling WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
@sandorhartig3957 Жыл бұрын
Holly Jesus!....what Is that?.....whatafak Is that?.......
@natenizz89304 жыл бұрын
Vader: How tall are ya private? Yoda: 2'9" Vader: 2'9", I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
@JohnRichards674 жыл бұрын
Nah, Yoda's not that tall
@abunicojaf67535 жыл бұрын
“The Force is strong with him” // “No shit!” This Charles Whitman/Lee Harvey Oswald sequence was riotous. He interrupted the Emperor even. Hilarious.
@LadyJay1147 жыл бұрын
How in the world does this not get more views?? This is hysterical.
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_4 жыл бұрын
Brooklyn Babe KZbin is owned and run by retards busy trying to convince people that the world is hot and the ice caps have melted.....
@juanelorriaga28404 жыл бұрын
Damn my sides hurt from laughing so hard.This is great
@MrPjw56 жыл бұрын
Oh God, you missed a golden opportunity with the kneepad scene: (Emperor appears) Vader: *You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!!!*
@stolasgoetia936 жыл бұрын
YES! LOL!
@elentiya17936 жыл бұрын
That is exactly what i was thinking😂😂😂
@stellarstylus53825 жыл бұрын
Save it for the Special Edition. ;)
@ambush_akula52615 жыл бұрын
MrPjw5 he did one better with carbon frozen solo
@joscar0625 жыл бұрын
@@Mechanized85 Oorah
@BoyILoveTV3 жыл бұрын
The Emperor: “The Force is strong with him.” Darth Hartman: “No shit.” Hilarious!!!
@turdmanjones593 жыл бұрын
Lol 3:06
@Alpah-77 Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@darkeye71837 жыл бұрын
He is driving everyone insane by singing songs that don't exist and making everyone say yes to any question.
@jasonoreilly27956 жыл бұрын
So true lmfao
@0davydebrycke3284 жыл бұрын
Spot on
@briandunn1254 жыл бұрын
yes
@michaelmckinnon15913 жыл бұрын
Cadence Calls
@ludicrousspeed81774 жыл бұрын
Falcon: Flies away Vader: *YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME*
@Scoupe4007 жыл бұрын
Private Pyle disliked this video.
@terminatorx82855 жыл бұрын
So did private Joker & private Snowball.
@deadlyraver44545 жыл бұрын
well, she's used to people kissing her ass, not stabbing it with needles. She probably wishes it was vader after meeting with the Drill Instructor.
@juanelorriaga28404 жыл бұрын
Maybe Private Cowboy I mean he was from Texas
@Weinmaste4 жыл бұрын
"What's your excuse?" "Excuse for what sir?" "I'm askin the fuckin questions!!" Great scene from that movie lol
@mscorie075 жыл бұрын
I’m officially convinced that Vader should have been voiced by R Lee Ermie, now.
@nicholsjoshua154 жыл бұрын
Everyone should be voices by Gunny.
@lordseelenfresserdemonking11682 жыл бұрын
@@nicholsjoshua15 that'll be gold
@karmaalstad5588 Жыл бұрын
@desperateneedofscotch 🤣🤣🤣 /gasps
@teodorogerald6 жыл бұрын
Vader:do you suck *****! Officer:yes sir. Lol I'm dying!
@andyporter40453 жыл бұрын
Yes sir "Outstanding!!!!"
@thefewtheproudthebald84336 жыл бұрын
Who needs a Jedi to destroy the Sith when all the Rebels needed was Charles Whitman?
@abunicojaf67535 жыл бұрын
And when the Falcon flies away: “You gotta be shittin’ me!”
@mattdg19814 жыл бұрын
Gunny is a lot scarier than Vader ever could be.
@TJMW20227 жыл бұрын
Vader: Now lean forward and choke yourself! *Guy dies* Vader: Because you were hungry! 😂
@bentramer6826 жыл бұрын
TJMW2007 YOU'RE ASS BELONGS TO THE CORPS!!!!!
@theitalianstallion9735 жыл бұрын
Holy Jesus! 🤣😂🤣
@vaggelisgian7 жыл бұрын
Your editing skills are great . I bet even R Lee Ermey himself would die laughing when watching this
@darnit19446 жыл бұрын
vaggos giannopoulos He died yesterday
@BeybladeGenius1016 жыл бұрын
He probably did
@leonrobinson81806 жыл бұрын
Poor choice of words...
@KyleAnvilSlinger5 жыл бұрын
ooof
@takeusernname5 жыл бұрын
@@darnit1944 Somehow, I feel like he'd laugh at your response. XD
@theitalianstallion9735 жыл бұрын
3:06 the force is strong with him Darth Gunny: No shit 😂🤣😂
@skunky1-14 жыл бұрын
My favorite part lmao
@larbloc33827 жыл бұрын
This movie makes the world a better place. This is how Vader was meant to be!
@ElectricBoogaloo0076 жыл бұрын
0:45 The best part in this whole series!
@terminatorx82855 жыл бұрын
I laugh so damn hard the first time I seen that I couldn't breathe. Man... This clip is edited so well that when he comes over there and lets into "Pvt Pyle", who's actually the Ship Commander but I'm sure he's not dumb enough to correct Darth Hartman, all the people standing around react to his level of intensity. Well-made and hilarious. I keep watching these over and over again, like a damn addiction lol.
@theangryirishman8764 жыл бұрын
That shit had me in tears. Holy Jesus...
@offtherecord6814 жыл бұрын
"What iiis iiit Private Pyle!!!"
@mrbronson53332 жыл бұрын
My lord. There are so many uncharted settlements. It could be smugglers.
@MajorGeneralVeers5 жыл бұрын
United States Space Force conducts search and destroy operations against space jihadists. (2133, colorized)
@dannyseda585 жыл бұрын
Christopher Satterfield lol
@nevanramirez82874 жыл бұрын
Bro.... yeah...
@natebit81304 жыл бұрын
178
@natebit81304 жыл бұрын
180
@mc64703 жыл бұрын
Hello brother
@13thBear6 жыл бұрын
It's kinda funny that Ermey made a career out of being the most foul-mouthed Drill Sergeant outside of the Marine Corps rather than in it! He exceeded every Drill sergeant I ever had in the US Army, regardless of the ranks I held. Ermey was nastier than Eastwood, Jack Webb, and Sgt. Carter all rolled up together! Even I could not ever on my best day, swear and curse like he did! Damn, but he made my bowels turn to water and I am grateful and thankful he never turned that mouth against me.
@KN1GHTMARE88075 жыл бұрын
Drill Instructor, bro. He wasn't in the army. He was a Marine. Lol
@doughesson4 жыл бұрын
He'd been called to consult for FMJ & was chosen over the guy who was later seen as the doorgunner trying to impress Joker & Rafterman.
@nudegamer64964 жыл бұрын
@David Hotaling I agree. And the guy playing Pyle was Vincent D'nofrio (most well known as Detective Goram from Law and Order) in one of his first major roles.
@michaelmckinnon15913 жыл бұрын
Drill Instructor*
@Sasfoot7 жыл бұрын
Wow, you used the original version of the emperor.
@davidfromhp63706 жыл бұрын
I love how you edited it so that Vader cuts off the emperor when he's trying to talk.
@Cap71716 жыл бұрын
Sasfoot All due respect to the AMAZING Ian McDiarmid, but this fella was waaaay better.
@darthmisogyny38286 жыл бұрын
Mr. Browning this was the original version of palpatine. After they remastered it they switched it to how he looks in Ep6 and 3. They did the same thing by replacing the original anakin force ghost with Hayden Christensen in the HD version of ROTJ
@lordvader52006 жыл бұрын
Bar_Pirate Nope. Ian Mcdiarmid is the goat
@NiamhCullen4 жыл бұрын
It's the only version to use.
@teodorogerald6 жыл бұрын
Stormtrooper : I love when Vader called all the officers phle
@m4sterb1rd77 жыл бұрын
What's your excuse? 😂
@gargoyles99996 жыл бұрын
M4sterb1rd Sir excuse for what Sir!
@edwardpennacchini78416 жыл бұрын
I'll be back.
@patrickbranch90016 жыл бұрын
I am the one asking the god damn questions
@tragiclife56006 жыл бұрын
gargoyles9999 im asking the fucking questions here private do you understand?
@briandiff14596 жыл бұрын
timing perfection
@battlecross85406 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: The Force is strong with the son of Skywalker. Vader: No shit!
@mojo_joju4 жыл бұрын
"I find your lack of A GODDAMN WARFACE disturbing, SOLDIER!!!!!"
@thomasbaron53677 жыл бұрын
*emperor palpatine* the force is strong with him. *vader* no shit lol xD
@rolandodennis83857 жыл бұрын
Thomas Baron HILARIOUS!
@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren7 жыл бұрын
Thomas Baron best bit
@theshewolf79327 жыл бұрын
My favorite part
@lwc20094 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I almost choked myself!!!!!!
@Bruchpilotenschreck3 жыл бұрын
@@lwc2009 stop it, you're killing me XD
@kva89703 жыл бұрын
“The force is strong with him.” “No shit.” 😂😂😂
@RavingReflux4 жыл бұрын
1:05 Left Officer: Vader: *WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE!?*
@HydraDominus6 жыл бұрын
Mustafar must’ve fried anakin a little more than we thought
@timmitchell38704 жыл бұрын
"No shit" at 3:08 - priceless
@brownwrench3 жыл бұрын
Vader yells at Luke at the end of the Lightsaber fight "Whatever you do, Pyle, don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!!"
@PSC4.16 жыл бұрын
(Millennium Falcon Escapes) Vader: you gotta be shitting me! I died 😂😆👌
@texasrockshillcountry65746 жыл бұрын
Robert Johnson But how about the way he was ragging the storm troopers for not negotiating that course in less than 10 seconds! HE'S MEAN!
@bentramer6826 жыл бұрын
Robert Johnson he is strong with the force. No shit!
@leotavares73666 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Sarge... 1944-2018. Yes, He died. Google it.
@asgard1196 жыл бұрын
Leo Tavares he didn't die hes just rendezvous in the next life
@FK_H8r6 жыл бұрын
Sarge? This isn’t the fuckin army buttercup.
@Itstwofourteen6 жыл бұрын
Sarge? Try Gunny, brother. As in Gunnery Sergeant.
@dustinb10706 жыл бұрын
Legends never die.
@threeeyedgoldpatrick5 жыл бұрын
Gunnery sergeant/Gunny. Not Sarge
@coachgoltzbizpro234 жыл бұрын
Everyone is the command center: *Bored* Vader: *Singing*
@RobbieG934 жыл бұрын
"I will motivate you Private Pyle!"
@MrPjw53 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Shit, the boss forgot his meds this morning 😒
@michaelmckinnon15913 жыл бұрын
Calling Cadence*
@legotimefuntime54386 жыл бұрын
I thought Darth Hartman was going to say to the Emperor “You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!”
@ericmorang39034 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@03Grunt-arrino6 жыл бұрын
These are so incredible. I shall do my best to spread these around.
@nikolav90256 жыл бұрын
The force is strong with him No shit XD
@Tugboat18614 жыл бұрын
“The Force is strong with him.” “ *N O S H I T !* “
@savahnian7 жыл бұрын
Get on your knees! Now joke yourself!! Love it.
@treyowen92134 жыл бұрын
Because you were hungry.
@janruudschutrups93826 жыл бұрын
Now I do understand the Empires's troops are meant to be somewhat of an interchangable drone army, but even so, there's apparantly a whole lot of private Piles running around the place! :P Great video nonetheless!
@doughesson6 жыл бұрын
Jan Ruud Schutrups Who do you think was the genetic template for the clones?
@bluefalconssuck58814 жыл бұрын
NAW... Private Pyle could shoot. It was his one saving grace. Stormtroopers?... Not so much.
@diggdogg53787 жыл бұрын
funniest one yet. one person has absolutley no sense of humor
@jesselopez91277 жыл бұрын
digg dogg no they just didn't pass marine boot camp
@abc64pan5 жыл бұрын
Even though this is a well crafted parody, the genius of the greatest Star Wars film of them all cannot be contained.
@terminatorx82855 жыл бұрын
The premise itself is so good, that even the parodies of the series turn out to be classics. These are some of the funniest clips on KZbin. And "Spaceballs" to me is an all-time classic, one of the best comedy films ever.
@rewild61347 жыл бұрын
This is just gold. Can't stop laughing man! Awesome job!
@CountryCarReviews4 жыл бұрын
Charles Whitman sounds like a great character in the new Star Wars films. He could be the one that destroys the empire and first order.
@Alpah-77 Жыл бұрын
Goddamn right
@ncpride33264 жыл бұрын
I love that he calls everyone Private Pile. 😂
@rohanrautela96683 жыл бұрын
That would be fitting if he had clone troopers..
@nemochicky46974 жыл бұрын
0:46 what Gunnery Sergeant Vader says when he sees a jelly donut
@Sagramore924 жыл бұрын
"The force is strong with him" "...no shit!"
@darylsfan96803 жыл бұрын
I like how Vader sings the cadences and the rest of the crew looks at him in confusion.
@Reda-py2xu6 жыл бұрын
This video is too perfect.
@lonely_ghost98576 жыл бұрын
Heeheeheeheehee 😂😂 "Holy jesus...WHAT IS THAT?!, WHAT TF IS THAT!? WHAT IS THAT PVT PILE!?
@williamlukesinclair13156 жыл бұрын
falcon flys off You gotta be shittin me!!!
@nickstoliaroff3245 жыл бұрын
“WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?” 😂
@teodorogerald6 жыл бұрын
Vader:this my rifle this my gun...my Jesus....you own me a jelly donut!
@pacman75794 жыл бұрын
Nobody Rebels: why do I hear Fortunate Son
@salt_factory75665 жыл бұрын
2:20 perfection
@Shiyounin4 жыл бұрын
The Charles Whitman scene was one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life. Bra fucking vo, Sir. @ 2:34
@mariastevens6406 Жыл бұрын
Vader, seeing the Falcon fly off: "You gotta be shitting me!" 😂🤣
@LibertarianUSA19825 жыл бұрын
I have a horrible cold and it hurts to laugh...I broke my bearing in the first 3 seconds. I need to ask the beloved Corps for a refund. USMC 2003-2007
@matthew1995king3 жыл бұрын
God I love this.
@BOND199516 жыл бұрын
RIP Gunny. You will be missed
@dawnnalafferty42085 жыл бұрын
A perfect combination of Stars Wars and Full Metal Jacket
@miguelaniceto15414 жыл бұрын
I love that Darth is always calling cadence. 😂
@ynog09784 жыл бұрын
Now we wish Darth Vader was voiced by R Lee Ermey
@jonnycarcano4 жыл бұрын
Ooh, you even used footage from the theatrical versions! That alone gets a like.
@MyoclonicJerkCough7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I love this! Lee Ermey could actually have saved episode I-III
@liquidocelot59765 жыл бұрын
Or even the new ones
@bromodragone84052 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA The Prequels are perfect
@MrNickDemos3 жыл бұрын
I love that Private Pyle is his perpetual nemesis!
@BughunterX4 жыл бұрын
This "Choke yourself" quote never gets old ;)
@ryanmanning62876 жыл бұрын
When the millennium falcon escapes "you've gotta be shittin me😂
@MichaelR43 Жыл бұрын
"What's your excuse" had me crying.
@CAMPGMAY7 жыл бұрын
Great vid brother nailed it- Gratz
@junkmonkey9859 Жыл бұрын
"Why does Pvt. Kenobi have a functioning light sabre? Why are you not Force Lightininging Pvt. Kenobi's guts out?"
@sammyvillena97776 жыл бұрын
Major props for using the Original Star Wars clips and not the special edition nonsense.
@terminatorx82855 жыл бұрын
I don't even think you can find the original versions of episodes 4 through 6 anymore. Sad, man.
@armpump89807 жыл бұрын
What is that! What the fuck is that!!
@bromodragone84056 жыл бұрын
rouge gamer Lord Vader/Sergeant Hartman/Darth Hartman/Sergeant Vader. There are so many uncharted settlements. It could be smugglers.
@ShifuCareaga6 жыл бұрын
This gives me so much unadulterated joy.
@darthstanley1666 жыл бұрын
This should be full length and on the big screen everywhere! Just what we need!
@rosslee19966 жыл бұрын
2:17 i spat my drink out for laughing so hard!!
@ianryan20583 жыл бұрын
Dude this is brilliant you should do one with gorden Ramsey shouting aload of abuse at the soliders that would be hilarious 😂😂
@JediG167 жыл бұрын
This was perfect...absolutely perfect!
@fetusdeletus92662 жыл бұрын
Darth gunney interrupts the emperor to explain the dangers of one of the first mass shooters
@ambush_akula52615 жыл бұрын
Piett: it entered an asteroid field and we cannot risk.. Vader: I DONT BELIEVE I HEARD YOU CORRECTLY! Your ass belongs to the Corp!
@56postoffice3 жыл бұрын
2:10: 😂barks the order, stormtrooper hops to it right on cue. Millenium Falcon escapes, his response? *"You gotta be shittin' me!"* Hilarious!
@ronyoung14076 жыл бұрын
Darth Hartman is terrifying!!!
@TK42100 Жыл бұрын
1:06 “Excuse for what my Lord?” “I’M ASKING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS HERE GENERAL VEERS, UNDERSTAND?”
@CountryCarReviews4 жыл бұрын
Charles Whitman should have been in the new Star Wars. He could have destroyed the Sith with an Italian bolt action rifle
@overlex2 жыл бұрын
“Help me Charles Witman, you’re my only hope”
@brotheldan20092 жыл бұрын
I like how everybody is Private Pyle lol
@AsG_4_7 жыл бұрын
Good editing right there ,for sure thumbs up buddy 👍👍
@burntsausage87774 жыл бұрын
Pvt. Snowball you're fired. Best part
@crimsondynamo6153 жыл бұрын
I just love the idea of vader shouting you’re fired while force choking imperial officers
@Solaris_1024 жыл бұрын
Vader: talks Imperial officers: we don’t understand what he’s saying so we just agree with whatever he says
@emitindustries83046 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant. Excellent editing. This is so good, it could be real.
@hypnoticskull63424 жыл бұрын
I love how Darth Hartman was... Semi nice to Palpatine