Kylo Pesci (1/3) - Kylo Ren Voiced by Joe Pesci

Is Kylo Ren like a clown? Does he make you laugh? Is he here to amuse you?
Part 1 of 3: Kylo Ren voiced by Joe Pesci.
Credits:
"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" by Disney
Voice of Joe Pesci from:
"Goodfellas"by Warner Bros.
"Casino" by Universal Pictures
"Raging Bull" by MGM
"JFK" by Warner Bros.
"Gone Fishin'" by Hollywood Pictures

[@artygunnar]

It would be absolutely horrifying to run into a sith joe pesci

[@vermillionthree]

Asa Yagami force noises include “bang zoom!”

[@theboltthrower8661]

Just when I was cracking myself up with the "Darth Bale" video... this pops up.

[@Lalvon_Zelpharr]

Just tell him to go get his fucking shinebox

[@angierogers2564]

For real

[@casinodave856]

😂🤣😂

[@AJs209TV]

The Home Alone scream while he uses the force LMAO love that

[@trollstian3578]

This is actually art.

[@cleftturnip7774]

You left out the f

[@cleftturnip7774]

@purplinko you are

[@Sunnyellow]

...correction. This is high art. 👌

[@Memnoch_the_Devil]

"Then why didn't you just say that to begin with, ROGER??" This was so great

[@SINisterGlu]

Literally heard that clip as I was reading this comment, I'm crying.

[@Randommemes741]

Tyler Neal that's been covered, Mr original.

[@Karlebow571]

I guess he's fan of the clone war

[@ryarod]

We simply must send this to Joe Pesci.

[@JoJoJoker]

ryarod he doesn't use the pesky internets.

[@ivans.191]

Will he think it's funny? Will he think it fucking amuses him?!

[@williamshaw9047]

I don't think he's a Star Wars fan. I saw a documentary on the days leading up to The Phantom Menace and by weird coincidence, they ran into Joe Pesci on a golf course and asked him if he was excited about the new Star Wars film and he muttered, "Yeah, I can't wait" without breaking his stride.

[@crusader7659]

Little did you know, VoiceUnder is Joe Pesci himself

[@BoUrnNe26]

@@williamshaw9047 Seeing as he's a big time golf fanatic, he was probably annoyed they were interrupting his game to ask questions regardless but you could be correct as well.

[@slackersed]

"If it's on Jaku then we'll soon have it." "Come on make that coffee to go let's go."

[@mikerotch8375]

When Kylo spots Finn looking at him, he should have said to the storm troopers as they walked away, "That kid was lookin' at me" from Home Alone.

[@louxixs5703]

"What the f#&k are you looking at" hilarious

[@SirDerp-cy1fn]

I read this while it was at 2:06 funny coincidence

[@AJs209TV]

Sir. Derp me too!

[@DevineInnovations]

"There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?" "I'm not answering. I'm not going to answer that. It's stupid"

[@AkaHugo1]

“Make that coffee to go, let’s go “ So perfect

[@cardfreak8925]

Yes lmao

[@steampoweredmaniac5359]

I like how the Pesci lines when he’s with Snoke are primarily from Raging Bull, when Pesci’s anger more reserved, because he’s talking to someone way more powerful than himself.

[@TheCreativeMind]

"Why didn't you say that to begin with, Roger"

[@rocknrollmonty]

LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrWils25]

“Why didn’t you just say that to begin with, Roger?!”

[@scottrobertson2884]

This one yep.

[@kanebehne3604]

This line cracked me up

[@rh741]

Better than the dialogue kylo has in the movies lmfao

[@thegillmanedits]

When you try to hard and sound like an idiot.

[@yourmomsstalk3r]

Cry more!

[@michaelbecerra2297]

I love how these aren’t just random joe pesci quotes, they actually fit 😂😂😂

[@nuckymancini7013]

They fit rather BEAUTIFULLY

[@mariastevens6406]

You should see the Full Metal Strikes Back serious

[@DrWolfenstein313]

At first I thought it was funny, but then when he's discussing with Hux, it felt truly, truly great. Pesci has tons of attitude, man.

[@reximingan9420]

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAID THAT TO BEGIN WITH RODGER?!!! HAHA SPOT ON.

[@Xanatos712]

"Where'd he go?"

[@alexsmyth17]

Xanatos712 Maybe he committed suicide.

[@nuckymancini7013]

On vacation or @trip?!?

[@nealcomstock1958]

1:20 to 1:31 he was actually pretty intimidating.

[@mordecaismopstick]

Goin on a trip?

[@ethanchristie1562]

"Going on vacation? Going on a trip? Where you going?" "You hear me or what?"

[@Ben-fx9kx]

What's this from?

[@ethanchristie1562]

@@Ben-fx9kx Home Alone.

[@HanSoloDolo95]

"I'm not answering that. I'm not gonna answer that that's stupid" 😂😂

[@rambojohnj.6117]

This is 1 million times better than both the Force Awakens and Last Jedi.

[@zechs5889]

And Rise of Skywalker

[@rambojohnj.6117]

Heero 588 The Last Shitshow was the last Star Wars movie I will ever pay money to see, so i wouldn’t know how Rise of Skywalker was.

[@StephonST]

"The Droid we seek is aboard the Millennium Falcon" -"So?"

[@jcat3409]

At first it was funny.. but then I was thinking , this is the voice they SHOULD have used.

[@CLA82529]

This voice is scary, they should have used it lol

[@dannysyarissy9002]

This is beyond creepiness Joe Pesci should the main "fucking" antagonists in Star Wars sequel trilogy....

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a sithlord.

[@urbosasfurry2126]

Cue "Rags to Riches..."

[@henrybechtel3644]

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Sith Lord. To me, being a Sith Lord was better than being Supreme Chancellor of the Republic. Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood that was full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked in front of a hydrant and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they played dejarik all night, nobody ever called CorSec

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

Henry Bechtel Vader. Vader ran the Mustafar system, Kashyyyk and a few other planets for his master Palpatine, who was the boss of everybody else in the galaxy. Palpy might’ve moved slow, but it was only because he didn’t have to move for anybody.

[@JustPlainGod]

2:48 when joe Pesci’s head is on fire in home alone. That shit had me dying 😂😂

[@newera5238]

😅😭😭👍

[@scottsanderson8855]

This is better than the original!

[@BlueBoxRevan]

I was about to comment and say the exact same thing

[@Butterball3588]

Agreed!

[@Raycheetah]

This is better than The Last Jedi *and* The Return of Skywalker! =^[.]^=

[@Nathreim1]

@@Raycheetah Thats not saying much though lol.

[@canale39youification]

Well it's not hard to surpass the SW sequels in terms of quality

[@bencorey3462]

4:33 I love hearing his iconic “shine box” dialogue from GoodFellas as he activates his lightsaber and starts tearing those controls apart

[@eddiehjalmarsson5966]

Joe pesci sounds like an angry teenager from New York.

[@nuckymancini7013]

Yeah we all sounded like this

[@battlecross8540]

Technically he is from New Jersey

[@Digger927]

This was the most fun I've had watching a Star Wars movie since the 1980's.

[@mikea3250]

The Home Alone scream during the interrogation... I lost it!! Genius!!

[@carlosnavarrette7260]

Pesci: tf you looking at Trooper: nothing sir 😂😂

[@xr4ti548]

The dialogue between Kylo Pesci and Snoke at the end is just pure gold.

[@MansaHere]

2:54 “C’mon, make that coffee to go. Let’s go.”

[@vermillionthree]

This is literally one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Truly funny.

[@ezzong]

Funny how?

[@vermillionthree]

Just uhh... ya know the way he shows the video...it’s funny ya know. “No I don’t know you said it was funny.”

[@ezzong]

What, funny like a clown?

[@ibrahimkhatib6191]

Vermillion Three this idea seems to be borrowed from Tony soprano voice over on Where the Wild Things Are. Except that one had perfect timing and this seems way shoddier... it doesn’t line up at all

[@vermillionthree]

Lol okay mister negativity it lines up perfect to me

[@incubustimelord5947]

Lol! This is just like Mel Brooks' Spaceballs, but with a pro hit man for the Italian Mafia as Dark Helmet, lol! 😂

[@bodieofci5418]

This is actually more intimidating than the actual movie.

[@yousnortthedsnotofdirtyric3382]

I guess Disney's imitation Star Wars is actually good for something.

[@DaPoopIsInDaPudding]

less than mediocre something besides letting you piss and moan

[@RuralTowner]

"Make that coffee to go, let's go." I see a certain trooper losing his mind when we thought he couldn't lose it anymore than he already did.

[@WykkedWaze]

The Roger bit I thought was going to be the best part, then at the very end when the hologram fades, "Where'd he go?" that was pure genius lol.

[@yourmomsstalk3r]

"What's going on here?" I'm dead lol!

[@johnrobichaud1983]

Well why didn't you just say that to begin with Roger?

[@andrucruz3751]

John Robichaud omg yes 😂😂😂😂

[@blacksky379]

"Where he'd go?" The timing at the end of the video is so great. It gets me laughing every time. lol

[@calvin5541]

When he got mad and killed that villager I lost it😂😂😂💀

[@TheMFMoon]

4:33 is so glorious! XD

[@debonaire_nerd]

Imagine Al Pacino's character from The Devil's Advocate as either Snoke or a full blown replacement for Palpatine in Episode IX.

[@nhmooytis7058]

Debonaire Nerd that would be awesome!

[@GarrenLazar]

Joe Pesci as the villian could have made the sequel trilogy worth watching. Maybe!

[@Vestner262]

Snokey Two Times. I'm gonna destroy the Jedi, destroy the Jedi.

[@spencerbelcher9688]

"Where'd he go?" Killed me😂

[@mojojojomf]

Make that coffee to go...let's go. Where'dee go? Freakin hilarious!

[@nuckymancini7013]

Cant stand around waiting for coffee when leaving 4 jaku

[@jl-nz7gh]

I never knew I needed a Darth Pesci till now. The Sith Fellas, greatest movie never made

[@MONA-9250]

*How does this not have millions of views*

[@mrityunjayahiremath3951]

That's an indicator of people's taste today

[@brocklesnar3802]

You may come back and re-read the post when it does.

[@DaPoopIsInDaPudding]

Future Gaming because a million people haven’t watched it. Who fucking cares anyway. Say a billion people watch it. Then what.

[@dziembaj]

EatAtTheDanglingDiner after a long inner debate im going to like this comment

[@MONA-9250]

EatAtTheDanglingDiner lmao you sound hella mad for no reason 😂

[@VestingKnight10]

Pesci literally made Kylo Ren more intimidating!!!

[@jaredargento1511]

1:02 This moment made me laugh WAY harder than I think it should have!

[@erickruckenberg8716]

Omg! We need Samuel L Jackson voicing Baby Yoda

[@Sleeveusalone]

Eric Kruckenberg omg! no

[@dewaynekearns]

Joe pesci seriously deserves an Oscar for this

[@Takaho31]

I'd actually be delighted to see Adam Driver's reaction to watching these the 1st time through.

[@titanvision3376]

"Well why didn't you just say that to begin with, Raahjeerr!?" 😂😂😂😂

[@tazboi81]

*after he destroys control panel* "It's alright..... it's alright..." 😂😂😂

[@casinodave856]

“ don’t ever go over my F*cking head again “ 😂🤣🤣💀 @ 3:50

[@0412lennon]

When George Carlin prays to Joe Pesci this is what he was talking about

[@iSiiKShoTzz]

“The first time on this trip that ehhh.. life is good.”😂😂

[@roninsixx3541]

I literally almost pissed myself laughing

[@davidkennedy7445]

This is now starwars cannon in my head.

[@beetlejuus]

Better than Rise of Skywalker

[@aman5436]

BEETLEJUUS the last jedi* lol

[@garyangel3885]

Hey kylo is actually intimidating now

[@smoovoperata3242]

Pesci makes this watchable

[@robdenicola4152]

Lmfaoo “ NOT YA FRIGGING COUNTRY CLUBS OR YAA EFFING TV SHOWS “ This is gold!!!!

[@MrOnomatopoiea]

Kylo Pesci to Hux: "Make that coffee to go. Let's go!'

[@patrioticjustice9040]

I tried so hard not to laugh, but 2:47 this... this right here... It broke me. I had the crappiest day at work today, and this scene here made me bust a gut laughing. XD

[@armyveteran1000]

Superb. Your a true artist dubbing in the voices. Awesome work.

[@VictorKiithsa]

You should have used full metal jacket for kylo when he has the helmet on, then drastically change it when he took it off.

[@anthonytorres529]

5:14 that whole bit is just perfect! ☠😂☠😂☠

[@andrewmontgomery5621]

"Hey, can I have a lightsaber?" "NO!!!!"

[@Shiyounin]

Kylo Bronx is actually terrifying.

[@forresthunter1483]

This is fucking wonderful.

[@Relic827]

God dammit Roger...

[@charlesbeiter6722]

I have not laughed so hard in so long. "Where'd he go?" This is a masterpiece. Now, I'm going to watch the movie and want to hear this instead.

[@darthmeticulous6901]

Kylo Pesci calling Snoke a “f**kin’ wacko” had me rolling with laughter. Well played.

[@commandercaptain4664]

"Why didn't you just say that to begin with, Roger Roger???" 🤣😂😅😆😃😀

[@Cooz.]

1:05 perfection

[@ibnmianal-buna3176]

It would have been even funnier if he was actually as short as Pesci too!

[@BigT81]

This is bar none the best work like this on the internet! Well done sir!

[@STREET24000]

In my opinion the only other Star Wars parodies that rival this are the ones by Bad Lip Reading.

[@UltraDonny5000]

He is actually effective as a villain with good dialogue.

[@mch1n118]

Better than the garbage disney movies by a million light years.

[@TheSteel101]

So true

[@jabscha7051]

"Where'd he go?" LMAO

[@cameronb7161]

Why is Kylo Ren so much more intimidating with the voice of Joe Pesci?

[@gelusmoon1]

"Come on, make that coffee to go, let's go" lmao

[@seeya4046]

“Well why didn’t you just say that to begin with ROGER??!” 😂😂😂😂

[@samlatifi3254]

Listening to this made me realise how much better every single Joe Pesci movie is than episodes 7 8 and 9.

[@CharlesDaChurro]

That “where’d he go?” and then abrupt Credits Fanfare kicking in at the end was fucking priceless. I laughed my ass off

[@UVtec]

A pity Pesci's voice wasn't changed to sound like coming from the helmet.

[@wilfordgrimley4339]

@Joe Pete if you can't tell joe pescis voice from everyone else's youre deaf

[@bobonikita]

2:46 the best :D

[@OmegaSovereignK-]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pietromaximoff9490]

😂🤣 I totally lost it at the part after "thought he'd never shut the f*** up"

[@mr.0lvera922]

4:54 was hilarious lol

[@ChristianMitchellMusic]

"Where'd he go?" Dead!

[@bobayotte2940]

This is canon.

[@thebagonline2113]

I truly believe in my heart that this would make more money than the entire sequel trilogy combined. Bravo. 😭🙏😭🙏😭🙏

[@MattSpearsInfiniteOni]

This is pure Gold!

[@jadeimingan184]

The dialogue between hux and pesci is golden.

[@RahhmiPoofs]

We need to get a kickstarter to try and get joe peshi to actually record voiceovers for this. =X