Sam Goes Full Carrie Over Kavanaugh | September 26, 2018 Act 1 | Full Frontal on TBS

It's been yet another week of non-stop hellfire, shit news. And thanks to Brett Kavanaugh, Sam finally has her Carrie moment.
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[@censusgary]

If Kavanaugh would tell the truth about what he did in his adolescence, we could deal with it. He could say something like “I was a messed-up kid, but I’ve learned a lot since then, and now I respect women.” Instead, he’s feeding us this stuff about how he spent his high school years going to church and doing service projects all the time. Gag me!

[@Mikewee777]

Gary Cooper , I know what you mean : BRETT K. IS A CHRONIC LIAR.

[@NewMessage]

She's been setting fires with her mind, I've been shattering glass with my screams, and Trump's been cracking up the entire UN. with his self delusion.

[@lovely-mk4rt]

New Message Very nicely said my friend 🕊

[@daisyelmir1289]

New message. Bravo 👏👍👏

[@bcpr9812]

I literally chipped a tooth.

[@kevinconrad6156]

I need Bleach for my brain, things are getting so unreal.

[@sdgdhpmbp]

And I've broken walls with my head.

[@salimali6588]

Since the taping of this segment, the alleged victim count went up to 5.

[@geofthompson3844]

Really I'd only heard 4 so far ! WOW 🤯. This is going full Cosby now !!!!

[@akinmytua4680]

There is some talk the the other 2 are released by Republicans to discredit the others

[@baxtronx5972]

FilthyFascist Ford has being pinned down unable to escape as her evidence. Her family has received death threats for the purpose of MAGA. The money is to try and find a new place to live if that is possible. Sorry to contradict your Right Wing Fundamentalist lies with reality. I realize that is not Politically Correct.

[@JEiowan]

FilthyFascist -right. Actually, truly, right.

[@F4EPhilosophy]

Autymn Maas what credit do they have?

[@eleanormason2647]

Why does he think that saying that he went to church will make all the allegations implausible? Maybe it's just different for us Brits over the pond but if someone was being interviewed and they said that it would just invite more questioning from the interviewer because it sounds really suspicious

[@michelekett1064]

Eleanor Masoni I never trust anyone who says” I’m a Christian”. They rarely behave like one!

[@darkestoflights]

that's the major difference between american and British reporters is British reporters actually do their job and do it right...I've always had a great deal of respect for the Brits.

[@christiangeiselmann]

Michele Kett I am a Christian!

[@FiddlebirdBlue]

When I was a kid, there was a really popular bumper sticker in my hometown that said, "If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?" Putting aside one's personal feelings about Christians or religion, it's a good message I'm glad I received early in life.

[@doomsdayzalinsky7910]

[@riannarobinson6727]

He went to high school in the 80s, not the effing 50s. "Dance Partners?" PLEASE.

[@frankisays2much]

Meanwhile in Canada... Legal Cannabis in two weeks!

[@bcpr9812]

Well, three... but still!

[@myriamickx7969]

Congratulations!

[@PapayaStyle]

very envious here in germany :(

[@Coraki]

If I go over and admit to BP that I smoked joint, could I be blacklisted from reentering the USA as they did to the Canadians or others? www.macleans.ca/news/canada/if-youve-ever-smoked-marijuana-beware-of-the-u-s-border/ I'm a US citizen, but also a citizen of another country as well. However, it wouldn't be the first time the USA has deported/barred its own citizens. (look up "Mexican Repatriation").

[@rocker4577]

So Monsanto can rule it all! Foolish.

[@geofthompson3844]

That's one of her best segments EVER. Full Carrie lol 😂

[@doclewis8927]

IT'S NEVER JUST ONE. Not if they got away with it the first time...it generally continues.

[@jessetorres8738]

Man, Sam was on fire with this week's episode!

[@johndanielson3777]

Literally.....

[@ironsnowflake1076]

Can we dump the pig's blood on the judiciary committee? 🐖

[@andrewhall7457]

You. Go sit in the corner

[@nehpetssmadaable]

The only thing on fire here is the Democrats. Its because your party is burning down around you.

[@hazukichanx408]

Out of all the people I've heard discuss this topic, nobody else tops her reaction. ... Also, I see what you did with the "on fire", there. :3

[@decusq]

Listening to Kavanaugh's interviews makes me wonder if this is a man who wishes he had the life he's describing. I'm hearing so many red flags pop up listening to him about how he never go smashed at parties, how he never touched women inappropriately, the guy is just lying left and right.

[@aliciagreen5411]

A year later and I still watch this for comfort. Sam Bee understands me

[@brinkcraven837]

When grown men have baby teeth it creeps me out

[@censusgary]

I love it when Sam says, in essence, “People think Trump jokes write themselves, but try writing a joke about a Supreme Court nominee accused of gang-raping multiple teenaged girls!” Good point, Sam Bee.

[@TheFoxfires]

You do realize if this was just a normal citizen being accused he wouldn't be able to keep his job right? Right.

[@MrGrey-zc2cy]

You do realize if this was just a normal citizen he would get to face his accuser in court and nobody would believe a 'victim' that can't even remember where or when the supposed crime happened? Right.

[@christine4223]

Fun fact for you, Mr. Grey. People who have been through something like this often will try to block it out of their minds. Like my sister, who was sexually abused by our father for 3 years, starting when she was ten years old. She blocked it for over 20 years. By the way, the first time, she had no idea what happened so she asked me. I said tell our mother so she did. Dad convinced Mum that what my sister said happened didn't happen that way and so it went. Don't tell because no one will believe you.

[@hopedean6424]

You do realise that not all people who experience trauma can remember the exact circumstances of what happened? I remember what happened to me when I was a child but I don't remember the year or how old I was.

[@smokeydahbear2588]

"at least Clarence Thomas will have someone to share a Coke with" what a fkng BURN !

[@addictedtonotsmoking2893]

I'm not a big fan of jokes that seem to greenlight cigarettes, but 7:42 was absolutely hilarious! Sam: As you can probably tell, I'm having a little trouble controlling my rage this week, and while it has its upsides... Smoker: Uh, Sam, do you have a light? (Sam goes Carrie on cigarette) Smoker: Thank you.

[@Lara-fn9td]

Sam's anger makes me feel like I'm not crazy. I literally watch her take on things so I can make sure I'm not overreacting about this craziness. Nope, not overreacting.

[@jaqenhghar7879]

just pshycotic

[@ebybeehoney]

The difference between Dems and GOP is that the Dems have learned that this aggressive behavior isn't allowed. The Dems got rid of Al Franken. The Dems condemn the wrong doers, the GOP exalts them; protects them

[@Areanyusernamesleft]

@Train Boxing at Home - Ty Thomas Joe Biden? You realize that the "Violence Against Women Act" he wrote was to prevent and punish the violence, not perpetrate it, right?

[@fardimnazir666]

Exactly. Atleast they got rid of Bill Clinton, instead of defending him and attacking the lady.

[@diannemuldowney5765]

LOL, thanks Samantha for the lighter side. I really needed that.

[@vatzjr]

Of course, I'm crying as I'm laughing. Sam Bee is queen.

[@rowancarr4375]

Long live Queen Sam 👑

[@bincescholz]

Really because I didn't smile once and was bored through all of her lies and "jokes"

[@hopedean6424]

bincescholz Could you point out her lies?

[@AggressiveMediocrity1]

She is the worst!!!!!!

[@rowancarr4375]

@@hopedean6424 No. He can't. He's a little crybaby troll.

[@baldbeardedbloke6887]

Could somebody please make Donald Trump a one term wonder.

[@anhedonicauthor]

I'd prefer a one term blunder.

[@Peter_S_]

He won't make it through one term.

[@bjornsantens9030]

@@baldbeardedbloke6887 #metoo

[@baldbeardedbloke6887]

@@Peter_S_in fact I hope he doesn't make it to the end of his first term.

[@baldbeardedbloke6887]

@@anhedonicauthor already got that.

[@Tsuka-bn8hq]

America, you guys are crazy. How is this even possible in 2018?

[@joannajamerson35]

Tsuka 2104 I keep asking myself this daily

[@mikldude9376]

@@joannajamerson35 Yep , the rest of the world also looks on in disbelief as well .

[@hks2377]

An “old boys club” political party that panders to a regressive religious fringe & a regressive racist fringe & that embraces corporate influence & other corrupt means to stay in power😒

[@uncletibs]

I ask that question every day! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

[@kaveeone]

I've read all the comments, and you're ALL deluding yourselves. "How is this even possible in 2018?" It's because NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE VOTE!

[@hopedean6424]

His explanation of how he behaved in high school is so nails-on-a-chalkboard-cringe-worthy. He has the same technique as Trump: quickly answer a question vaguely or evade the original question all together and ramble about something else - in this instance, what a good widdle boy he was.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I love Sam so much! She's real.

[@Peopleofthesun386]

Nick Smith you tears are delicious, incels are funny.

[@Peopleofthesun386]

@Nichole Hastings liberal agenda? You mean facts. Yes she has a fact bias

[@Peopleofthesun386]

@Nichole Hastings my god a 9/11 conspiracy theorist? Is tha still a thing. Jeezzz give it up son

[@Peopleofthesun386]

@Nichole Hastings btw you do realize neither obama nor hillary are liberal. Right?

[@alexhopkins8831]

Not a good boy A "good old boy"

[@dulynoted2427]

I just saw the telltale signs of lying. He shakes his head yes when he said no. 5:20 And then shakes his head no when he states he was doing service projects. 5:30

[@charki40]

I noticed that too.

[@Dreggy990]

Lol got a psychologist here you just want him to be guilty so bad if his eye twitches one bit he’s guilty

[@dulynoted2427]

Dreggy 9 His judicial record alone disqualifies him. Get real.

[@divergentthg7925]

Lol good one 😂😂

[@darkestoflights]

Dreggy 9 if you had actually watched the proceedings you would have noticed that he made an active effort to dodge and squirm out of every question put to him...I don't know about you but when I see someone trying desperately not to answer a question I immediately know their trying to lie.

[@hellcat1988]

Seriously, is there NO other qualified person who HASN'T sexually assaulted someone? Even if it's just an accusation? Can't there be ONE out there that won't have to worry about this? Seriously?!?

[@Ericwvb2]

There have been: Neither Alito, Gorsuch nor Roberts had these allegations AFAIK.

[@Areanyusernamesleft]

Um Merrick Garland? :)

[@siddhantbanerjee3328]

Thanks GOP. You made Sam a member of the X-Men

[@jemiebridges3197]

Steven King, but your probably thinking Claremont's Dark Phoenix

[@danielromberg685]

At this time we should no longer take the claim that I'm Catholic as anything other than a reason to look at them closer.

[@dahawk8574]

Who knew there'd come a day when Clarence Thomas looked like the choir boy.

[@carultch]

Paul Kenneth Keller was a chior boy too. And he was Seattle's serial arsonist.

[@cocoaliveson3235]

Since McCain's death Lindsey Graham has lost all moral direction. He didn't have much to begin with, but McCain seemed to have at least some positive influence on Graham.

[@Flanclanman]

I love this whole thing.But my favourite part is Pat turning up like it's not a big deal.

[@Jasonblade9012]

KavaNOPE!!!

[@susanhauntedtruestories7476]

Good one.

[@hanamelinda8675]

PAT FROM COLLEGEHUMOR!?!? I THOUGHT MIKE KILLED HIM

[@lissaf65]

Disgusting state of matters .. in a modern country preaching all over the world to respect civil rights and enforce Equality.. a pretty medieval way of Running a Nation in the world of 2018

[@jc.1191]

Yeah, not a good moment. Democracy takes a lot of work.

[@suomynona4607]

The only thing that Kavanaugh did with girls in school was pray with them... oops, I mean prey on them.

[@marier1542]

Based on WHAT evidence??

[@bbb-si8mb]

Innocent until PROVEN guilty.

[@aikanae1]

Samantha Bee is brilliant.

[@danielhobgen6146]

At what?

[@shivdesai3301]

This show deserved an Emmy

[@pano3607]

The fact that he needs to sit down for a PR soft-soaping with FOX should be disqualifying on its own! Appearing on Fox doesn’t really inspire confidence that he’s going to judge impartially and his the ability to take his personal politics out of his decision making.

[@no-orwelliandystopia]

The Don-Con Dumbledore talking nonsense again , That Orange Joker cracks me up .

[@Rize_Inn]

I know there is more important issues at hand but HE was the captain of the basketball team?! I have so many questions.

[@carschmn]

Buclodi probably the richest

[@borisindigo5593]

Money talks.

[@janeryan2709]

Buclodi Me too LOL

[@NorthernSeaWitch]

Jesuit Catholic school in the early 80s, I'm guessing not too many black students so the field was wide open.

[@virginiahamamelis3804]

well he did say he was trying to focus on it, not that he was actually successful

[@ZobethC]

Don’t act like you went to a high school from an episode of veggie tales 🍆🥦🌽🥒🥕!! 😂 😂

[@rurutuM]

Wheel of morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the republican that we should burn

[@timeaesnyx]

rurutu M my money is on Grassley or Perdue.

[@lumen8341]

if Animaniacs was on right now I think their scriptwriters' heads would catch fire. I heard there's a reboot coming so... lol

[@kimjongfun5427]

Kavanaugh says he's planning to double down and run for president.

[@mikldude9376]

He'd fit right in .

[@janeryan2709]

Kim Jong Fun America is doomed

[@jemiebridges3197]

why not, it worked for trump

[@studiomansion7942]

I bet he stole those dolphin teeth.

[@gardenbun]

Samantha...wow! You continue to be at the top of your game. Keep them coming!

[@pdelapuente]

If defendants at Judge Kanaugh's court answered like he did and was acquitted by a jury and so confirmed by him, then, we have a bigger problem than we think

[@julierogers1155]

Thank you, Sam!

[@mamoulian621]

We need full frontal in the uk! great work.

[@bjornsantens9030]

To talk about your crazy Brexit? The UK equivalent of trumpism

[@bjornsantens9030]

@Gareth Morgan Cambridge Analytica, Steve Bannon, Robert Mercer, Nigel farage, putin, Boris Johnson, super evil Rupert Murdoch...are some of the same characters that are 100% pro trump/fascists...+ Rees mogg, David David, Liam fox, Dominic Raab, Aaron banks look a lot like the GOP republicans

[@bjornsantens9030]

@Gareth Morgan and Brexit will be a race to the bottom for taxes, slashing social services, the NHS and offering you hormone beef and chlorinated chickens... a bit like the neo liberal capitalists in America... good luck with becoming the 51st vessel state of America

[@mamoulian621]

@Jim Elliott oh I don't know, there's an already impressive right wing media machine and growing evidence of some pretty dodgy practices from the leave campaign, a little truth wouldn't hurt. But hey, I agree about the cameras :)

[@hayesdabney]

Can you say "vetting"? Keep him away from his wife and daughters. 100 Kegs or Bust, Renate Club, Triangle. This guy is toast whether he wins or loses.

[@lifethescrub3220]

This show does not come on enough. TBS- please give us more Sam & FF.

[@tiny99990]

I pointed this out on another late night hosts video, but this has a bit different footage that merely proves the point even further... 5:20-5:49 for a good deal of this portion of his interview his head nodding is opposing what he is saying in particular looking at 5:28-5:33 he is stating things he did... while simultaneously shaking his head no, or in what is similar to a circular rotation, however, if you pay close attention you see that the head shake for "no" starts first then the head shaking for yes starts which is what creates the circular motion, meaning he is knowingly and consciously attempting to deceive the viewers of said interview.

[@dafttool]

**quivers lip** Do you believe me now?

[@deepvybes]

Samantha Bee is not only been on fire, she's lit!

[@trollbbqer1267]

He just told on himself: Watch Kav when answering he says no but shakes his head yes. . . a well known trait of one lying! Love this show!

[@fantasticmio]

Is no one going to explain why Kavanaugh's eyebrows seem to be on a time delay relative the rest of his face?

[@og6920]

3:39 I was sent racing to Urban Dictionary to find out what "hamburger dicking" was. Thank god for UD.

[@sandybutt9898]

Meanwhile in New Zealand, the big news this week was a seal slapping some guy in a canoe with a squid (or an octopus - I can't remember).

[@youtubebitchcenter1463]

Could you imagine watching the news about Anita hill and Clarence Thomas in the nineties and slipping into a coma and then waking up to see this Kavanaugh debacle and that Clarence made it onto the Supreme Court?? You would think you were still dreaming...😴😶😧😲😳😣😦😤😠😡😡😡

[@tbz1551]

There are two other Carrie-ings. One where you just go buy tons of shoes...called ‘The Bradshaw’ manoeuvre. The next is a far greater commitment where you lock yourself in a room and spend hours cutting out photos related to your obsession, pinning them, haphazardly, to the wall you then use red string to run a series of lines all over each...oh and you drink a lot of wine and sit in a corner with wide eyes convinced there is a connection. This is called ‘The Mathison’. Actually a lot of wine drinking goes with both...enjoy 👌🏼

[@miguelsagueiii202]

Sam B. flaming them.

[@jackee1054]

OOOh that Roger Ailes burn, tho! LOL!

[@legolwa]

Baby corn? You went there?

[@RadagastBrown420]

Sam Bee is so funny.

[@themachine8009]

Dear World: Most of us think trump is an idiot. We laugh with u. Sincerely, America

[@Matthew_Murray]

Anymore allegations and he might get nominated for the presidency

[@johnnygosh5739]

Thank you Sam Bee. Stay strong

[@izzyhollingsworth8570]

As a brit can I just say that I this is the first time I have seen the Meghan Markle thing we're too busy panicking about Brexit

[@Whiskeey666]

i think what kavanaugh meant to say was: i was focused on shoving my nr1 on everyone in my class

[@DataDietz]

Ay! It's my boy, Pat Cassels! Nailing it dude! Glad to see you're here from CH! Love you

[@spir5102]

Thanks Sam, for being a strong female voice to get across a woman's truth. Long overdue!

[@joeoliveira8633]

I wonder if Bret Kavanaugh went to Yale with Paul Allen.

[@rocker4577]

Jesuit school, there we go.

[@dreamdust2633]

Thanks for trying Samantha, it was a long fight but we lost. Lucky we are prepared for the next one coming up.

[@quantumdino]

Answers like a politician-Drudge Kavavaugh

[@jenniferjohnson1345]

😂share a coke with brett lol

[@shanleenkinnjaskey2419]

Is that Pat from collegehumor?

[@idalizette3150]

Shanleen Kinn Jaskey No, that Pat is dead. He was murdered by Trapp.

[@eaubert1]

Oh, "Carrie-ing"!

[@FLyyyT_]

8:00 Lenny Kravitz always happens to my brain.

[@lisawood365]

Listening to any man berating women for bringing these stories forward oooooooohhhhhhh I see red

[@clockwork914]

Beach 🏖 Week❗️❕❗️ Pass the Quaaludes Bro❕

[@lypscratch]

Awesome!!!! Thank you, Samantha Bee!!

[@bdavolls]

Brit here - should'nt the POTUS be above this?

[@jamesburgess2k]

A few months ago, I was thinking "I wonder if voters will forget how evil Republicans are during repealing Obamacare? Will they forget how terrible they are?" And like clockwork, the GOP shows their true colors. If Kavanaugh gets in, they're gonna pay dearly. There's no time to "forget". Because if revenge is a dish best served cold, winter is coming early in November for the Republican Party.

[@susanhauntedtruestories7476]

When did they repeal Obamacare?

[@jamesburgess2k]

@@susanhauntedtruestories7476 the tax plan they passed repealed the individual mandate of Obamacare, which will increase premiums. Not a full repeal, but an effective neuter for its future.

[@susanhauntedtruestories7476]

@@jamesburgess2k yes, that's how I remembered it. The premiums have skyrocketed since the first year. Last I heard a few days ago they are actually supposed go down slightly next year. Let's hope that trend continues. Better a small drop than a big jump.

[@jessetorres8738]

Would anybody else want to see Sam interview Meghan Markle?

[@shieh.4743]

Jesse Torres Not really. Why?

[@censusgary]

That would be good. Or one of the correspondents interviewing her. I’m thinking Alanna (sp?).

[@DanYeLL2003]

Joseph R Well she was a d-lister on a 3rd rate network, they’d have something in common.

[@kimberlyscabiniowa1199]

My first time watching Sammy Bee.... I love her! Thanks so much... Ive subscribed!

[@naseral3877]

5:49 made me spit out my coffee all over my keyboard lol

[@sadiqmohamed681]

Is Kavanugh using Trump's make-up artist? He looks very peculiar.

[@katiekane5247]

Probably, he spent all week being groomed at the Whitehouse

[@mikaylabansie9512]

service projects and church, vigin classes

[@tamcon72]

He really overplayed his hand with that one; all but the most gullible little old ladies must have been watching that thinking, "Yeah, right, boat shoes."

[@lexx9621]

Samantha Bee, if I ever have a daughter I will make sure her role models include you❤

[@jaqenhghar7879]

lets hope you dont...

[@sophiaeslade]

"Please don't try to act like you went to high school in an episode of Veggie Tales."

[@xyzzdoe3674]

It's starting to be a badge of honor isn't it? To be called names by Trump.

[@derekpetifurd9290]

I hate to say this... But... We're not all like this. Many of us are ok.

[@katiekane5247]

Then speak up please!

[@derekpetifurd9290]

@@katiekane5247 Oh I speak up when I can. And I use my real name in yt comments so I'm not shy, that's for sure 👍

[@doomsdayzalinsky7910]

If you're getting tired of the current GOP's negative nonsense but not exactly aligned the Democrat thing either.. consider joining the growing group of folks who vote, not by party lines, but carefully considering the merits of each candidate on the slate.

[@twistfinger]

Not that it's any of my business but that jacket is flippin' lit.

[@paulafigueroa1573]

The way judge K was crying 😭 and sobbing, it was like a he’s got hotflashes himself.

[@cassiestephenson509]

I'm trans. I was terrible to women. I think it would be healthy if we could make men realize and repent their issues.

[@ACU_misfit]

Ok Optimus Prime, just cuz YOU were "terrible" doesn't we all are.

[@BlancheNeigefan]

Good luck with everything and congratulation for admitting to what you did wrong, it takes a lot of courage !

[@justsomeguywithsunglasses8418]

Goooooddd you must unlearn and be reeducated. Goooooooooddddd #sarcasm

[@jeremiahshields7827]

Im a male and have never used a woman, but have been used and cheated on by several women. This is just my experience and yours is yours, which neither of us have a right to pick a side. I'm more curious though as to why you'd choose to be a woman all the sudden, and if it's been a thought all your life. If so, that is why you were mean to them, because you didn't like who you were born as from the beginning.

[@jesslynch94]

Cassie Stephenson beautiful. disregard the hate you get. It takes strength to recognize that and grow. Much love to you.

[@JavierFernandez01]

So she closed her door, hu?

[@carultch]

She probably closed hundreds of doors in her lifetime and thought nothing of it.

[@garykleppe4818]

Carrie didn't start fires. You're thinking of Charlie "Firestarter" McGee.

[@Mjr._Kong]

I guess due process for the nominee is too much to ask. Wouldn't you wish that YOUR son or daughter be treated better if he/she was in the same position?

[@kevinmartinez319]

5:50 you’re welcome

[@acciousername6776]

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