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@reaper_36997 ай бұрын
Don't forget to get your snake oil
@Gooza027 ай бұрын
No, i think its your quirky jokes and goku em attitude
@coltonisinsane7 ай бұрын
The government doesn't want you to remember they did it. I mean uh, I didn't say anything
@thomasway03207 ай бұрын
Hell yeah
@5ilverstreak8547 ай бұрын
Damn, my delicious caffeine free JFJ brand snake oil just ran out today. This video must be a sign that it’s time to get another one!
@otakon177 ай бұрын
JFJ freaking out of the revolver with the underbarrel magazine *FEEDING BULLETS INTO THE REVOLVER CHAMBER* like he just touched the corpse of a child, my sides.
@Mariodash237 ай бұрын
Yeah that's how I woulda reacted
@otakon177 ай бұрын
@@Mariodash23 I checked the wiki for guns used in fiction, they have NO IDEA what that thing is on the "Handcannon" or how it would even work. Completely fictional wank dreamed up by the developers half insane minds.
@yeetyateyote55707 ай бұрын
Like literally how
@otakon177 ай бұрын
@@yeetyateyote5570 The wiki page for firearms used in movies/videogames has *no* idea how it works either. The developers just put it on for the lulz apparently.
@yeetyateyote55707 ай бұрын
@@otakon17 that’s actually mega based if they did it explicitly for the lulz
@Insandom7 ай бұрын
"Yeah I'm a misogynist and a racist." *punches woman* "I'M SO SORRY!"
@JAMeep-xx1vv7 ай бұрын
Professionals have standards.
@gaminggladiator067 ай бұрын
It’s a practice, not a lifestyle.
@basicallybacon25937 ай бұрын
The guy from Call of Juarez sounds like he's doing a dracula flow skit at all times.
@plasmabasher7 ай бұрын
"I stared the devil in the eyes and asked him to let me feel fear. We're smoking that lucifer's celery, I'm built so fucking different that the foreman had to check the blueprints."
@swimmingdrop95577 ай бұрын
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
@DannyTan66757 ай бұрын
Ben is like if Dracula Flow was an actual person. He even sounds like Dracula Flow.
@TheSkeleBen7 ай бұрын
Jupiter be like: I love you dad Dad: EXPLODES
@randomdude67377 ай бұрын
ex-dad: yeah that's what I woulda did
@crimeman6217 ай бұрын
LMAO EX-PLANE it’s it that’s the joke i don’t know what else to say
@snapkickUUUU7 ай бұрын
No worries, there's no need to ex-plane the joke :^)
@wealthybone29907 ай бұрын
Was not expecting that but then again it's J but still kinda messed lol.
@Zacharygoldberg1237 ай бұрын
8:21 Im not even that into guns, and that still made me recoil like a slap to the face.
@normalclown7 ай бұрын
20 shot revolver: "how the fuck does that work?" pp bizon revolver: "Abomination, I no longer crave the certainty of steel nor the appeal of chrome. Return to me, my irons and polymers."
@maux91757 ай бұрын
Woods at the World Trade Center top floor: YOU CAN'T KILL ME!! *sees plane approaching* FUUUUU-
@wickedraptor26517 ай бұрын
J once again being objectively correct about the robotic bodies
@AngryTheGnome7 ай бұрын
8:23 THAT IS FOUL, GET IT OUT
@jacobmarak70457 ай бұрын
Bro, the MnF reference was wild, but J knowing there's 3 is crazier goddamn
@bobono7 ай бұрын
it's an absolute newgrounds classic, of course he'd know it from his gooning days
@chiefbungalow7 ай бұрын
17:24 She couldn't even get the a in Tina out before your character assaults her. Ben must hold the record for world's fastest domestic abuse.
@Dubaderp7 ай бұрын
I know it was a joke but J just made black ops 6 better
@algore83057 ай бұрын
Of course the best KZbinr doesn’t skim with the 9/11 footage
@PhysicalToast7 ай бұрын
6:47 at this point, saying the N-word was the tamest thing you’ve done
@liamallison35997 ай бұрын
I was not expecting actual 9-11 footage! JFJ! You’re a menace lol.
@sircatsmeow28867 ай бұрын
13:39 to 13:44 got me GOOD. I need that laugh badly, thank you.
@Junk4u9997 ай бұрын
God, I wanna see Johnathan Furguson (Keeper of Firearms and Artillery at the Royal Armouries museum in the UK) react to that "revolver" monstrosity.
@MetalHealth447 ай бұрын
Its been at least 22.3 years. You’re officially allowed to make fun of 9/11 now, according to south park.
@Cry5567 ай бұрын
19:13 thank god for Tyrion
@M150097 ай бұрын
money well spent for Call of Juarez: the Cartel
@Warhawk141457 ай бұрын
Wiz is just Newman from Seinfeld and no one can convince me otherwise.
@Zephoriannn7 ай бұрын
This man wholeheartedly put the clip of plane hitting the WTC... fucking gigachad
@zthez97597 ай бұрын
In all of my time on youtube I've never seen a more perfect sponcer
@jimmyashtray76657 ай бұрын
That Dice reference at 1:20, think you slick JFJ? 😂
@romeorodriguez89167 ай бұрын
Currently sitting in a Twin Peaks while watching this, life is good.
@Shiggy7507 ай бұрын
I hope you’re doing lovely J
@tvhead32367 ай бұрын
Dident vanilla ice do a house flipping show called “the vanilla ice project”?
@NiceGod4207 ай бұрын
8:25 I have two questions??? How would it work and how is it worser than the Dardick pistol???
@orionsebastian13757 ай бұрын
Any plans on putting Dudley in the thumbnail, similar to Tyrion?
@H010CR0N7 ай бұрын
Did you know that the Guy that did the Cleveland videos is now a Cleveland news station reporter?
@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul54877 ай бұрын
7:33 I'm sorry, but I desperately want this but said by Duke Nukem.
@GoddessOfMisfortune7 ай бұрын
9:22 SO TRUE. PREACH THAT SHIT, J
@humanhuman50247 ай бұрын
Is this the long awaited payday is fun 7?
@greninjagrey41427 ай бұрын
oh boy watching fun is fun sure is fun
@onyx_risen68437 ай бұрын
15:56 Dayum, if they had any superior genes, it went down there!
@kiaskmagamortus53877 ай бұрын
3:38 you sent me right back to Burnout Paradise with that bit J, thanks.
@strikeforce15007 ай бұрын
'the worst she can say is no' 8:23
@Doomguy829847 ай бұрын
Yo J for some reason this vid is fucking hilarious. Best vid you've made in awhile keep cooking
@strikermodel7 ай бұрын
Ayyy JFJ, the algorithm actually showed me this video! I thought I should let you know after that scare you had before!
@gearyt23557 ай бұрын
Another JFJ Classic
@LanHikari7 ай бұрын
4:05 put vanilla ice from the crime boss franchise in payday 3 and maybe I will buy payday 3
@1471-M_Media7 ай бұрын
I keep being reminded by both jfj and neocranium there they both know someone who is called "lewd scp-1471" and it's somehow funny to me
@REDtheblazian4 ай бұрын
"Tyrian i hit the Pentagon but your knew that already"
@coinkitsune7 ай бұрын
love this guy
@Biodeamon7 ай бұрын
they made a fourth??? only time I ever heard of vanilla ice was that bit from pickle rick show
@Superslayer12347 ай бұрын
top tier mental rot and happiness
@ReapandKnow7 ай бұрын
JFJ spittin facts on robots
@StriderLynx7 ай бұрын
Me wondering why i can’t park my planes in the building
@spamlord57457 ай бұрын
Can't wait to see the finals vid
@sir_succulent7 ай бұрын
watching the entirety + liking + commenting to boost video stats 👍
@punishedgwynie7 ай бұрын
the call of juarez guy sounds like dracula flow.
@dillonwalker33597 ай бұрын
Interested in what the catchphrase will be for Dudley. "DUDLEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO BULDING 7!?!"
@KirbyTheSchizo7 ай бұрын
Oh sweet i finally can eat lunch
@heyyou94725 ай бұрын
"its not borderlands 4" IF ONLY THAT ONE GUY IN CHAT KNEW.
@tykkebellis7 ай бұрын
20:27 real asf
@Inferno1447 ай бұрын
Honestly that Juarez title was kinda going for what Splinter Cell: Double Agent was going for, where you kinda had to play both sides.
@Gonroamin7 ай бұрын
I really hope Crime Boss takes off. Payday 3 screwed up so bad, so they're in a perfect position to print money if they don't botch it.
@TheLittleNoobThatCould7 ай бұрын
20:18 "They Boobi-" hehehehe...
@cube_incinerator4267 ай бұрын
14:50 why does he talk like a shitty version of Dracula rap
@cube_incinerator4267 ай бұрын
Fuck someone in chat said the same thing
@LanHikari7 ай бұрын
mr president a fourth meet has hit the and fuck kingdom
@greg00507 ай бұрын
8:22 I'm going to fucking vomit.
@connorsittner8137 ай бұрын
I bought some supps jay! I bought it with a preorder
@sundown68067 ай бұрын
Call of Juarez guy sounds like dracula flow
@medicmayhem15 ай бұрын
Actually hiyped for the killer bean game
@S1eepy0w17 ай бұрын
YES JFJ YES SPEAK FACTS ABOUT THE ROBOT LADYS TRUE TRUE
@sportyzmech21047 ай бұрын
could someone tell me the name of the game with the cop with one liners
@firedehole7 ай бұрын
Cartel Writers: So we have this cowboy cop but we don't really know what lines to give him *Vivziepop enters the room* Gentlemen...
@Mariodash237 ай бұрын
Cartel sounds more like bootleg Dracula Flow, if you ask me.
@QueenSuccubug7 ай бұрын
J is completely right about robot girls, Karen especially. It's way hotter when they actually look like robots, and not just like humans. There's a lot of porn of Karen exactly as J described (tv head on a sexy body) and as a monstergirl lover, i'm not ashamed to admit i'm VERY gay for Plankton's sassy robo wife. Remember: Assaultron, not Synth.
@taylorcrawford43877 ай бұрын
Exactly! It was a shame we couldn't romance Ada in fallout 4. I don't mind human faces but it honestly is more uncanny than the robots with robot heads. Plus they're cooler and have better designs than the human faced robots, and monsters if I'm being honest.
@QueenSuccubug7 ай бұрын
@@taylorcrawford4387 I couldn't agree more regarding Ada, she was the only companion I actually wanted to romance since Curie turned herself into a synth. It was just Serana in Skyrim all over again! We couldn't romance any of the robots, it was infuriating going to Goodneighbour and having KLEO rizz you up everytime you talk to her, and the player just acts like a dead fish in response. Supposedly, there was going to be a romancable Assaultron in 76, but Bethesda scrapped her, the cowards! And honestly, I don't even have any uncanny feeling towards humanoid robots, I just don't find them any different than regular humans, i.e. boring in a world full of giant lizards, insects and murder robots with childbearing hips. Personally, the less human-like the better in my opinion, all these humans and synths, but all I really want is a deathclaw with boobs.
@taylorcrawford43877 ай бұрын
@@QueenSuccubug a romancable death claw would be crazy though. I mean there was that one mod that had that but it wasn't the best. Honestly the game would have been cool if they kept the assaultron that we could get together with, Kleo or Ada would have been amazing but again Bethesda are cowards.
@Gamer1what7 ай бұрын
@@QueenSuccubugthere IS a romanceable assualtron in 76 her name is Adelaide and she was part of last seasons “battle pass”, but I believe you can now purchase her using gold bullion if you have ALLY reputation with the foundation settlers. This applies to all of the added companions, and they will sometimes release them in the atomic shop too.
@QueenSuccubug6 ай бұрын
@@Gamer1what REALLY now? Damn, I stopped playing 76 years ago, but that almost makes me wanna go back to it. I just wish it wasn't such a repetitive grinding sim...
@The.EggoMan7 ай бұрын
I wish I would of seen this yesterday, I didn't see your code.. :( I did get your flavor though!
@spacefisher14277 ай бұрын
You’re Fun JFJ
@hkh4-onehandedvidya7 ай бұрын
21:40 rather mgs4 ish lighting
@theoreticalelk7 ай бұрын
Whatever happened to your DBD video “Oni Is Fun”
@nobodydoesanything3817 ай бұрын
Video speed running demonization
@oshurook24217 ай бұрын
Ah an abrupt stop oh yeah the joke
@narwalking35237 ай бұрын
We all know the cowboys don't play games they shoot game
@sigmatracing4217 ай бұрын
Woah why did the video end so suddenly?
@musicalbiohazard32077 ай бұрын
I wish I could buy CoJ: The Cartel without having to use a CD key site
@ghostdivision8367 ай бұрын
Holy fuck the Lisp
@z345678901234567 ай бұрын
Oh the ads ain’t makin it into this one guys
@civilprotection31147 ай бұрын
Kinda surprised he used actual 9/11 footage.
@bigtruck8057 ай бұрын
great vid
@LaughingChamber7 ай бұрын
8:22 I get the joke
@Lilmoserfreestyle7 ай бұрын
What does the J in JFJ stand for.
@sadbl0ckboyna8557 ай бұрын
mom can we have payday is fun we have payday is fun at home
@CybulDot7 ай бұрын
payday 3 is payday at home
@sircatsmeow28867 ай бұрын
"If it didn't have the Juarez name attatched to it maybe it wouldn't have been so bad..." So... Like Resident Evil 6?
@JollySwaggmann7 ай бұрын
damn you called curious joy curious george and you went for the fat joke instead. smh
@Clever_Calcifer7 ай бұрын
No MH Wilds reaction!? cringe... still gave it a like cuz fart jokes = funny
@Eggeone7 ай бұрын
Good boy
@Catskits.7 ай бұрын
I saw my name in the video :)
@micmule33957 ай бұрын
that gross ass revolver..... could mechanicly work in a stupid way have the centre cylender enclosed have right cylnders open to the air so spent shells fall out the magazine is a hylixal box mag that incerts rounds to the bottom chamber its stupid but it works (kinda a the gattling gun but slow)