NEW TWITTER: / bigfunkyj Song A Day 100 Baby once again i am sorry that i cannot rap. Terezi by / 43on1c ALL Song-a-Day songs are available on this playlist: • 2020 Song-A-Day
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@asocksual49104 жыл бұрын
i think we can all agree that the real winner is sqaurewave
@VampMoneyCollective3 жыл бұрын
AGREED!
@baxterjaye39843 жыл бұрын
"neato dorito my dude supreme"
@potato4387Ай бұрын
yes
@dandyspacedandy3 жыл бұрын
Its freakish how accurate you got Dave's horrible flow
@spongebobfan963 жыл бұрын
this is the whitest thing i’ve seen from the homestuck fandom other than that “it’s cool bro” cosplay video.
@Madisongs3 жыл бұрын
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@dirkstrider18142 жыл бұрын
Damn man-
@turntechgodhead1975 Жыл бұрын
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@turntechgodhead1975 Жыл бұрын
OH WAIT DO YOU MEAN THE OCTOPIMP ONE OF BRO IN THE STORE...
@vinyl76413 жыл бұрын
Lyrics. DIRK: Hey, dude. DAVE: hey dirk DIRK: I need a second on the rap battle today. You up? DAVE: i dont know dude last time things got a little hairy DIRK: What? Last time was awesome. That shit went viral. DAVE: things can go viral for the wrong reasons dawg DAVE: plus no one could tell our voices apart DIRK: Fuck that, dude. Rap me so hard. DAVE: fine but i get to go first and i get to pick the track DIRK: Cool. But Squarewave is MC'ing. DAVE: fuck DAVE: fine DAVE: you can tell by the way i use my walk ive had some help from- TEREZI: OH SH1T. DAVE: a seer with chalk ive got rhymes rattling around my dome for days boys named dirk better be out of my way when do you have time to spit when you watch your anime shows no shit just like your shows youre undeniably bad im ashamed to call you my mutual dad son you better get the shovel cuz for your corpse theyll be diggin the tunnel you can swing a sword just like its an art but my half sized sword cuts down the prince aparts SQUAREWAVE: NICE RHYME, BRO. YOU'RE ON TOP OF YOUR GAME. BUT IT'S DIRK'S TURN TO RAP. NOW HE'S RISING TO FAME. DIRK: You've demonstrated your precision. Forming your rhyme-based incision. Into my psyche like the finest of surgeons. But you fail to account for in your incursion, that your shitty half scalpel can't penetrate. What we have here is a failure to calculate. So, despite your rhyming and the best of luck, you forgot you can't win if you suck. And just for the record, I was just being nice. Your rhymes aren't actually that precise. SQUAREWAVE: NEATO DORITOS, MY DUDE'S SUPREME. DAVE RAPPING NEXT IS MY GREATEST DREAM. DAVE: can we turn him off please DIRK: No. DAVE: this track would be ideal if instead of a battle it was just me so my rhymes that could rattle everybody knows my flow can be tops all the folks watching at home are just waiting for you to stop In fact why not just concede victory to me before i splatter your guts for all to- SQUAREWAVE: READ DAVE: uh DAVE: whats he doing SQUAREWAVE: TREE. ME. SEE. PERIGEE. DIRK: He's fucking helping you, dude. DIRK: You might be hot shit inside of your brain, But suffice to say that soon you'll be slain And cut down to spec by katanas so shitty. You're like a little baby sucking my rap titty. I spin words together like a mellifluous bard. Remind me how many rap shows have you starred. Also, lay off Squarewave, lest you incur his wrath. Also, dude. Take a fucking bath. SQUAREWAVE: ALRIGHT, DUDES. WE ARE REACHING THE END. THIS IS SO COOL. I CAN BARELY COMPREHEND. DAVE: i shouldve known i shouldve been knew yet another rap battle you snookered me into every time we bust rhymes i suffer well this is it ive had enougher im putting an end to your assault rap mantle im about to do a somersault off the handle this is it dirk prepare for armageddon night- SQUAREWAVE: ARMAGEDDON WAS RELEASED IN 1998. STARRING BRUCE WILLIS, IT'S A MOVIE THAT'S GREAT. DAVE: AAH DIRK: Holy shit, dude. Keep the lid on your dick. Let me put a stop to this rap battle, real quick. I think we can crown the king prematurely. You've been acting all hell's of monstrous and surly. Squarewave tell us who's the best on the beat. Be the MC to Dave's defeat. SQUAREWAVE: WELL, DIRK, OLD BUDDY, I'M CALCULATING THE WINNER. WE SHOULD ALL BE HOME IN TIME FOR DINNER. BUT FIRST LET ME SAY WHAT A TERRIFIC RAP FIGHT. YOU BOYS REALLY ARE ALL RIGHT. I'VE KEPT YOU WAITING. AFTER DILIGENT WORK. IVE DECIDED THE WINNER. THE WINNER IS DIRK. DAVE: yeah you know what dirk DAVE: im gonna let you have this one DIRK: Fucking sick.
@twrgrx Жыл бұрын
Thank you, Russian speaking was not very clear to me
@jibachulaloutre6054 жыл бұрын
We need more Epic Homestuck Rap Battles Next is Eridan vs Sollux
@cuddlywolfy4 жыл бұрын
"Ive had enougher" nice
@CosmosGatito3 жыл бұрын
his sprite at that moment was aware of his fuckup
@jaydelris30283 жыл бұрын
NEATO DORITOS MY DUDE SUPREME. DAVE RAPPING NEXT IS MY GREATEST DREAM.
@tsumi_the_hapa40092 жыл бұрын
Square wave is the winner for that line alone
@aji68044 жыл бұрын
b...brotherly love...i guess...???
@PrinceofMilk4 жыл бұрын
I can tell their voices apart
@melancholymaids30323 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to learn this power?
@cindyrose53064 жыл бұрын
god this is so good!! like your voice matches dirk and dave really well, and this is really well preformed!
@DillonMaynard4 жыл бұрын
Squarewave is biased
@kuprum72 жыл бұрын
but still correct
@Ducky_Lucky Жыл бұрын
This evoked such a strong emotion within me I cannot properly elaborate but I started to cry a bit
@amateurdoesart24424 жыл бұрын
im crying. im crying actual fucking tears. thanks.
@skylinesandturnstiles95954 жыл бұрын
dirk small dirk small dirk small
@andrewst-jacques40453 жыл бұрын
I heard the beat and I started wheezing. I love this way too much-
@andrew1658 Жыл бұрын
bro had enougher!!
@pastelgalaxy123 Жыл бұрын
this is KILLER. please god do this again.
@KiiroShadou4 жыл бұрын
Dude if you need anyone else write the raps for you I can totally help! These are so good and I'm decent at writing raps. It'd be dope
@twrgrx Жыл бұрын
can you write rap? interesting to read 🕶
@sokota68613 жыл бұрын
watching this in anticipation for White Boy Summer
@CosmosGatito3 жыл бұрын
Beatdown Round 4
@launderine4 ай бұрын
I used to compare myself to the Striders and how ironic and cool they were. Then I remembered what they're actually like in-comic.
@arcticpopsicle30334 жыл бұрын
😔😔😔 dirk spits ice 😤😤😤 dave spits FIRE
@pr27476 ай бұрын
squarewave is the real mvp, those parts were hilarious
@solastralis73054 жыл бұрын
This is rad as hell 👌
@CosmosGatito3 жыл бұрын
can't say that i don't listen to this on a daily basis. you should do a Round 2 with Ultimate Dirk and Candy!Dave (or Ultimate Dave homestuck art) pesterquest sprites.
@potato4387Ай бұрын
0:33 0:44 amazing
@potato4387Ай бұрын
2:14 "also dude... take a fucking bath"
@Faunadoodlez5 ай бұрын
cool video WHY AM I WATCHING THIS ITS 8:44 BUT IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING MY SCHOOL PROJECT DUE TOMOROW OR EITHER ON WEDNESDAY BECAUSE UUHH IDK I FORGOT WHEN IT WAS DUE WHYSISSEDKE
@Bunnydude-mo9vz4 ай бұрын
and then they failed
@princeofrage9254 ай бұрын
Its really killing me that dirk sounds like the guy who does regularcarreviews 😂
@fantoast69322 жыл бұрын
fuck that was better than i imagined
@melancholymaids30323 жыл бұрын
Okah but what’s the backing track I mean I know it’s a staying alive remix, but what’s the link
@golgothastrickster6 ай бұрын
This was the epicest video in the world!! I thought dirk was the best though but dave was so awesome too this si SOOO EPic!!!!!!!!
@fartmaster473 жыл бұрын
this is incredible help
@SkiletZaiki Жыл бұрын
Hey! Great rap battle, listening it sometimes on repeat (more than a human should do). But, ehhh, can I ask for a backing track? I was sure the link was in the description, but now it’s not?. Please?
@dottyContrarian4 ай бұрын
besides the song "staying alive"?
@shellypalomarez26513 жыл бұрын
yall, dirk is shorter than dave :DDD
@MilanesaConPure8 ай бұрын
The winner is Cal, no Cap
@lunaraxel89094 жыл бұрын
Is that pm Seymour
@PokemonFreak6298 Жыл бұрын
1:91 robot was spitting
@julialessly28873 жыл бұрын
ok this ... i dont wanna say it ... but bars
@VampMoneyCollective3 жыл бұрын
This is epic omg
@Mxcxqu3S4 жыл бұрын
I’m actually early for once
@melody-tz8gg3 жыл бұрын
dirk.
@robins__corner3 жыл бұрын
Wh- Why is Dadd- Dave's voice deeper than Ma- Dirk? *I MEAN THEY'RE FINE AIFKJABKUAJDA*