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[@LukesDad]

The fact that you had a box of gloves and yet decided to rawdog that "meat" with your bare hands is wild

[@GoodTimeForARoll]

Can't be Halloween theme with gloved hands

[@iris408]

It isn’t Halloween if you aren’t rawdogging some meat :)

[@deadboybilly]

rawdogging meat is generally ok if ur cooking it and not handling any ready to eat food products

[@wikitan]

@@deadboybillyit’s more about feeling gross after than the (cross)contamination

[@gaygarbage596]

eeeh you're gonna wash your hands either way right? Only thing I see it really being a benefit is that gloves prevent it from getting under your nails. that's where it really gets gross. Not many people actually realize that their nails need to be cleaned just as much(of not more) than their hands before and after they handle raw product of any kind@@wikitan

[@teapartytaIes]

watch out for any funkyfrogbaits infecting your chocolate bars, crawling around leaving a trail of smile on it

[@thenexttangle8568]

Hehehe

[@feIidays]

You underestimate my digestive system and way of thinking.

[@teapartytaIes]

I SPELT FUCKING SLIME WRONG IM GONNA

[@thenexttangle8568]

@@teapartytaIes It's okay, take your time :]

[@whyiamafs]

​@@teapartytaIes don't edit it - "a trail of smile 😊" doesn't actually sound bad

[@DAPP0UROKKU]

"Alright Priscilla, time for your ✨️Lobotomy✨️" I died 😭

[@hotdogcat5874]

​@FunkyFrogBait01-on-te-le-gramfake

[@elliotgraham6663]

So did priscilla

[@X.D.E.M.O.N.]

​@@elliotgraham6663UH-

[@lillia_gacha]

@@elliotgraham6663 priscilla is laughing beyond the grave. also in funky's living room.

[@PriscillaCaldera-px9jf]

I was terrified because that's my name too😂

[@GabeDoesStuff5432123]

"This thing is queefing at me. It's queefing in distress," I'm fucking dead

[@blank-xh7qo]

Same dude I was laughing so hard 💀

[@billywalsh-to5xh]

I was laughing for like 10 mins hahahahahhsh

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

don't we all queef in distress at least once in our lifetimes?

[@lanagomisc.6005]

As a Dollar Tree employee, I get to witness these ungodly horrors every time I clock in

[@deliahraccoon]

Me too fr

[@ghostyvibes]

Praying for you every time I go to dollar tree now

[@JisooTurtleRabbitt]

Whats the weirdest item you’ve had at the store? I’m genuinely curious now 😂

[@lanagomisc.6005]

@@JisooTurtleRabbitt it's not so much one weird individual item, but instead it's the variety we have. It's like Walmart but smaller and everything is $1.25. But I guess the weirdest item we've sold is a sports energy drink made with deer antler velvet.

[@adhamhmcclintock128]

​​@@lanagomisc.6005deer antler velvet?! I'm sorry, as a stupid European, could you please explain what on earth that is?

[@CheezyQs]

Fun fact! That rubber glove chicken shoe hack was stolen from one of Martha Stewart's old Halloween specials. It was originally intended to be part of a cheap, easy costume for a small child.

[@frenzy2061]

I swear I've seen the meat hand thing somewhere else too

[@Jay_T62]

@@frenzy2061 oh yeah the meat hand has made its rounds over the internet for a few decades at this point, same for the jello worms!

[@PaytonElizabeth05]

She definitely saw it on 5 minute crafts first:)

[@emmadrew3911]

My friend is one of her personal assistants or something idk what his title is but imagine I was like “dude get her to sue five minute crafts”. (Not that that would happen ofc lol)

[@pastelcrystal]

the way i read that as kartha gerwart (i miss kassie)

[@ellaholland3675]

“I have not been allowed around a hot glue gone since the…incident” genuinely made me spit out my water 😭

[@im_in_ur_phone]

Like… WHAT INCIDENT????

[@grumpyoldmillennial459]

Is no one gonna talk about the original 5 min crafts meatloaf video where her NAIL comes off into the ground beef??!!? 😂💀

[@Lauren_Nicks]

I thought I was the only one who noticed

[@anarchistangel2314]

That was definitely intentional to drive "engagement" with people commenting about it

[@spencerrodgers]

“I know this is a weird use of my free time but it’s technically not illegal” is my new favorite quote 😂😂😂

[@user-eg4xr9mq8x]

"Are you ok...are you..trying to leave earth..? Is this a weird kink?"

[@travelingbandana]

Oof

[@user-uo4od7mt2j]

I love it when you laugh at your own jokes. The monotone voice saying everything and then just that little chuckle. The humor is on point

[@Lucid-and-KayKay]

Your accurate

[@rosalind2017]

The jello worms is actually a really cool (and convincing) project *if* you follow a good recipe. You have to use cream to make them look more like real worms. It's messy, but it is fun to prank kids with.

[@ffrai3094]

it would be a lot easier to just use gummy worm candies

[@CheeseyCat252]

​@@ffrai3094 nah too colorful

[@fish.watts__]

@@CheeseyCat252but very tasty, but then it would kinda just be a dirt cup

[@annikanordeng4799]

Funkyfrogbait gives me the vibes of a sleep deprived Grinch, and I need more of that energy in my life.

[@doodle1804]

The one time sleep deprivation gives you energy

[@artiva1655]

I seriously adore funky frogs humor

[@Kaynsgaybrother]

Real

[@imnotdoki]

Hey gimme my profile pic back

[@PluieRaindrops]

lmao

[@artiva1655]

@@imnotdokiNEVER.

[@Yourmom-sr2zf]

Same

[@InsertOwO]

Will the FrogBait ever stop being so damn _Funky_ ? Scientists sadly still don't know the answer to this very important question...

[@ST1MULATI0N]

Despite no-one asking, a snake biting it's own tail is known as an Ouroboros, and it represents infinity, circle of life, and death & rebirth. :D (I'm saying this cause Funky said smth about it around 16:59)

[@ms.annthropic6341]

16:34 I just realized how stupid the jello + straws = gummy worms “hack” is, when there’s already such a thing as gummy worms and you can get a bag of 50 for 1$.

[@maveryriley]

I like how Funky is just completely unapologetic in their weirdness. That’s why I watch them.

[@anacoanagoldenflower]

It's EXACTLY like hanging out with friends that I made during high school on tumblr circa 2012, I genuinely love it

[@maveryriley]

@@anacoanagoldenflower Exactly! It’s like hanging out with an old friend.

[@WhiteZombie91]

oh god i so wished this channel was not for the alphabet people, ffs and i was just beginning to enjoy it.

[@cleogrove9334]

And they’re authentically weird not like millennial humor lol

[@4SHER.the.3NBY]

I love ur profile pic. I'm also an NB who loves Raine!

[@ky_live6522]

I say this for your safety: PLEASE do NOT spray paint indoors. Do it in a highly ventilated area aka OUTSIDE. Good on you for wearing a mask though 3:59

[@Sahdirah]

+

[@Theatre_Freak]

Fuck it, we ball 😈

[@Thiefnuker]

@@HeyItsStephx It's literally toxic. Though they did it in their garage so I'm gonna assume the door was open lol.

[@Theatre_Freak]

@@user-27-im7lb LMAOOOOO

[@TheBluestflamingos]

14:30 so it's a dirt cup with extra steps, and no pudding.

[@angelcake7077]

10:46 Average Kitchen Nightmares meal. And then the chefs and owners get mad at Gordon Ramsay for being horrified at the food he was served 💀

[@svinitials]

"It's all fresh-frozen chef! I've never heard a customer complain!!"

[@lunaisluckyyyyyy4955]

Thank you funkyfrogbait for making my day just a little bit better! DID YOU KNOW? Frogs drink water through their skin A frog’s eyes and nose are on the very top of their heads A group of frogs is called an army BC THIS BLEW UP HERES SOME MORE! Frogs have to close their eyes to swallow. A frog’s eyes are sometimes in its mouth. Frogs don’t have rib cages. (WE ARE FUNKYFROGBAITS ARMY!)

[@natname383]

So all their fans are an Army Of Frogs!?

[@whyiamafs]

#FunkyFrogArmyUNITE ✊🏾

[@_Sparky144]

we are all frogs here right?

[@WolfRayron1225]

frogs swallow with their eyes. also look up uncoordinated frog, its amazing.

[@AlondraAlvarez-he9lw]

Wow interesting stuff

[@haikuna5867]

As someone who works at Spirit Halloween and Spencer's Gifts, the nightmare before Christmas line hit a little too hard

[@TikkyNoSurname]

I have no idea what those are, but I feel like it would be awesome to work there. I work in retail anyway, but I sell guns.

[@smithyjiggles4745]

​@@TikkyNoSurnameYou sell guns 😮

[@TikkyNoSurname]

@@smithyjiggles4745 Any type of armor, defensive gear and guns. To make it sound less dubious, I'm not from the US, so those stores are rare and I sell legally purchasable stuff to legal adults.

[@saranlinx9301]

party city employee here, corporate hates yall because they take our sales LMFAO

[@ShutYourDream]

@@saranlinx9301 party city is on its last leg anyway (at least where i live lol)

[@julesauburn8713]

You had me laughing and gagging with disgust. Your commentary plus the actual prep of the meat hand…GOLD. It was so gross, but I couldn’t stop watching.

[@jommisalami]

Frog feels like my 3am brain if it was a person and I'm all here for it

[@Spiderissleepy]

Everytime Funkyfrog posts I jump into the air, click my heels, and shout “yippie!” Like the joyus little lad that I am

[@candydemure]

Do you like berries and cream?

[@luckyinky7849]

Yippie! 🎉🎉🎉

[@beu7990]

@ellaverner7004 might just be a joyous little lad

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

using a plastic plate for the baby head thing was actually better than what they did because they seemed to indicate you could put a real succulent in the head. In order to keep a real succulent alive you need some form of drainage so they're not sitting in water always. You could use a nail or something to poke a hole in the bottom of the plastic plate to create drainage, whereas a ceramic plate would require a power drill and some skill to not absolutely shatter it. There's an infamous "just drill a hole in the bottom of a teacup for a succulent planter" hack in the plant people community that has shattered many a beautiful teacup, it's not as easy as it sounds to drill ceramic.

[@d.d.d.a.a.a.n.n.n]

If you do want to drill ceramic, you can buy a special bit for it. I make ceramic mugs, and when they don't turn out how I planned, and can't be used as mugs, I drill holes in the bottom with a masonry bit - you need both water to lubricate the bit, and also you have to oscillate the bit as you drill, unlike the way you would drill through wood

[@mdipeace]

I drill teacups all the time. With the right drill bit and technique it works fine. I do lose one once in a while but rarely.

[@masonmachell683]

15:35 b r i n g o u t t h e W O R M S

[@jenniferharris1006]

"What I do have is a 'can do' attitude and an ungodly amount of plastic bags that I've stashed under the kitchen sink" 😂😅😂

[@SissypheanCatboy]

12:50 Hi, feet person here! Purely for academic purposes, absolutely-thefuck-not. Hope this helps your research.

[@vulpesinculta226]

Thank you for your answer! As a viewer of this wonderful video, I was also interested in the answer of feet person.

[@SissypheanCatboy]

@vulpesinculta226 you're most welcome. I am always willing to contribute to important scientific studies.

[@iiomqfaderz]

thank you feet person

[@SissypheanCatboy]

@@iiomqfaderz Just doing my duty.

[@spare4591]

thank you

[@lisahoshowsky4251]

Thank you for confirming my Oreo creme conspiracy! I’ve been telling people double stuff is what the normal ones used to be but they just got chintzy with the creme over the years and most people think I’m nuts😅😅

[@laurenc4138]

No but seriously!!! The weird thing is with the Gluten Free double stuff, I feel like it’s even more cream than the “most stuff” ones! I think because they charge double for the GF ones they actually put a good amount of cream in there. My bf has been saying this forever too, that the normal Oreos basically have no cream in them and the double stuff is average, and “most stuff” is what double was. Like goodness just charge the extra 03¢ for the amount of of stuffing people actually want!

[@PanicLedisko]

@@laurenc4138 That shit pisses me off!!! I always make my mom get the extra stuffed because of how I like to eat oreos and I KNEW that shit was messed up!! The regular ones look like they barely feckin splooged out a lil cream! The stingy bastards!!

[@azpont7275]

@@laurenc4138 Or just pay for that extra 03¢ production cost yourself and don't be a greedy asshole. Oh, yeah, wait. We live under capitalist oppression, I tend to forget so easily.

[@cosmic_strawberry]

Is that true??? I always thought the amount of creme in a double Oreo should be the standard

[@laurenc4138]

@@PanicLedisko seriously I hadn’t bought Oreos in a while and I kept checking thinking I had gotten the thins, it makes me feel old as hell being like “back in my day Oreos actually had a normal amount of cream in them!” But I’m glad it’s not just me!!!

[@mariablacksten2694]

14:35 Oh my god, no joke, someone made these for an event at my work a few years ago! I've always wondered how on earth they did the worms.

[@ShaylaGooden]

I can’t! I haven’t stopped laughing. As an ADHD “weird” girl my whole life, it makes my heart smile to see you living as you and making people smile! It’s awesome! ❤

[@Ariel-lol]

13:45 you did not have to call me out- literally on my 3rd day rn💀😭

[@nehalarafa8260]

show boobs 💀😭🧈🤑💀🤑😈🤑💀😾🍑🤤😾🧈😾🍆🤑🥺

[@nimthegoodra8130]

My sister and I loved hamburger helper. Our parents are also still married. Coincidence? I think not! Thank you for these words of wisdom

[@kjaxthegrate]

My sibling and I too loved the hamburger helper. Our parents too are still married. We may be witnessing a pattern!

[@notcreative8325]

I can 3rd this

[@jerriberlinski5935]

The gay island had me dying 4:51

[@the_smiggster]

17:15 the tattoo on your thigh looks like batman when it's upside down

[@fossilcore]

15:34 "BRING OUT THE WORMZ!" is my new favourite phrase to think on repeat in my mentally ill brain

[@Lauren_Nicks]

See I was thinking that line to be said like “Bring out your dead” from Monty Python after so I was not expecting them to say it like that

[@funkyfrogbait]

Watch the full UNCENSORED video + BONUS FOOTAGE on my Patreon (link in description)

[@shimi66666]

first time leaving a comment on this channel but just wanted to say your new content is really fun and entertaining!! im a big fan and while i cant afford patreon right now, i always leave a like and have shared your videos with my friends :) keep up the awesome job brother!

[@Ch-tw4rx]

U CANNOT EAT TURKY BACON RAW😭😭

[@ncrtrooper7153]

UNCENSORED OwO

[@GoodTimeForARoll]

​​​​@@ncrtrooper7153priscilla's lobotomy

[@LeoValdezAndFestus]

Oh dam 12:08

[@TacticalGlizzy]

17:33 This is, in fact, what I came to see...

[@jademonass2954]

funniest part about 16:16 is that there are SOOOO many tutorials on how to make a DTD so easily,, what the hell is this kekw

[@cloudyhe4d]

12:38 "Hello, Mr. Thompson. I'm here to pick up your daughter." Holy shit. It's been ages since I've had a laugh that good.

[@tomhomunculus]

11:00

[@madilockerby9763]

7:13 funkyfrog, don’t question your internet career, your lovely subscribers (your tadpoles if you will) find joy in your odd endeavours, suffering, awesome decor, and great jokes

[@piffny6666]

I cried laughing for an unreasonable amount of time after watching this bit

[@drouseyman]

tadpoles is adorable we need that to be our fandom name

[@madilockerby9763]

@@drouseyman SPREAD THE WORD. BRING FORTH THE TADPOLES

[@randomlittlewaffle]

Tadpoles!!!!!

[@thehalfmoonmirrorsvenus1234]

That was chaotic, and I loved it, every second if it... Random, but I bet Funky is the kind of person who makes impromptu songs while they drive instead of getting road rage.

[@Spacebun236]

“You have an eyelash on your cheek there.” Actually that’s my tears :D

[@julias.6658]

15:30 Funky discovers how to make pie crust by accident

[@JpegJoko]

I love how Funky just gets progressively angrier at the shit they have to do 😭

[@badluckbecca812]

Nearly neckless Nicole’s debut made me spit my drink in hysterics

[@heyheyitsvey]

where is gay island and how can i get there

[@GothicOctopus-uh2li]

2:59 The entirety of what happened to Honey Sugarmen in Bojack Horseman

[@peachpixiedust]

14:56 this rant would make me vote for you for president

[@Cinnamonbricks]

I love how their first attempt at cutting the dolls head open was using a literal saw instead of a knife lol.

[@Sleimy_1749]

As a person living in germany I was shooked when I saw the PLASTIC straws xD 13:22

[@ThatsSoWorm]

After spending an entire day getting through my capitalist hellscape existence listening to all your videos, I am parasocially obsessed. I haven't laughed like this in ages--thanks for reminding my withered soul what joy feels like.

[@thinecuprunnethoverwithblood]

The scariest part of the meatloaf hand was the nonexistent seasoning for sure

[@a-girl-and-her-cat]

Lmao, I didn’t even realize it would be something edible at first

[@separatedfox]

the part that scared me most was "the cool thing about turkey bacon is you can eat it raw...I think" now I'm no food expert but I believe they might be wrong about that one....

[@icedperfection]

8:28 those fingers wiggling absolutely sent me

[@sierracarter7540]

The first half of this video had me crying, I’ve never felt more uncomfortable watching someone stuff raw meat into a glove, I love it, I love you, thank you. ❤

[@Gabaabe]

12:17 the funniest part is that I actually had an eyelash on my cheek

[@user-vi5bz1jv7o]

I love how she always makes me happy

[@Gravel_TheCart]

They

[@itsumemario044]

​@@Gravel_TheCartoh that's good to know I was wondering

[@mewcat6419]

I've always questioned their pronouns 🥲

[@likes.of_oldcrows]

​@@mewcat6419 They go by they/them!

[@Ilovetrainssomuchohmygoodness]

Your pfp….

[@allisarcadia2319]

Slow dancing with a hollow plastic half-human at 8pm in the livingroom is a vibe.

[@tomgymer7719]

"Wish that was me" Hahaha, don't we all. Also, god I got so anxious when they were putting the wrap around their head, I was told so many times about the risk as a child.

[@pieguy101]

16:22 this is legit just how you get measured for fursuits lol

[@Saber-seith]

Yeah 😂 but missing the duct tape

[@mr.mozquito_]

12:59 Ben shapiro when his wife is actually attracted to him

[@beardedbear9901]

Massively underrated comment! 😅

[@aiyanaaris4160]

Helpppp meeee 😭😭😭

[@Rose_Haw]

Laughing isn't supposed to hurt😂

[@bigdawgchai]

LMFAOO I WAS HOPING SOMEONE MADE THAT JOKE

[@ellatroy]

11:35 My good person, what you have is “ingenuity”. Basically making up for things/situations that lack the current equipment that you happen to need. So good on you for “improvising”. 😊 It’s a very good skill to have!

[@katrinarosival9815]

Those seran wrap bodies were a popular art project in my school and there would be creepy mummy things poking out of every corridor for months.

[@Sin_Ligereep]

THANK YOU for calling out the oreo cream scheme. I swear I felt like I was going crazy when it seemed like there was less cream in the double-stuffed than what I remembered from when I was younger.

[@mvlad8725]

Watching them just nerd out, make non-kosher jokes and make awkward crafts while bemoaning the terrible crafts with one zinger after another - i could *LITERALLY* watch them do that for hours 😂😂😂 [Edit: ... forgot to mention the occasional dribbling of a southern/old- timey accent. ] Gold.

[@snarkywallflower5829]

oh, Funky uses they/them, by the way.

[@mvlad8725]

@@snarkywallflower5829 Didn't know! Thanks for the heads up. Editing time...

[@mogenoof]

16:11 funkyfrogbait remembers that vore exists

[@skynim7597]

17:48 bro be looking like buggy the clown

[@Jellobeann]

In every FunkyFrogBait video comes a time where I can say "yep, that's fetish content" as god intended

[@shadowXo05]

Gelatin box: “feeds 24 people” 13:36 Funkyfrogbaits: “they haven’t met me” 😂

[@cookiebanana4843]

5:42 what is lizzy watching 💀

[@Kyle_Broflovskiii_]

"Nsfw-stuff.idk" 💀

[@wolfiedraws4389]

"It will bother me if it's not centered!" (3:47) WHY IS THIS SO REAL

[@Theweirdunicorn69]

It’s always a good day when funkyfrogbait posts

[@Alxgrrrr]

So real

[@OfficerZlock]

FUNKY MORE LIKE CRAPPY IM BETTER

[@Rosebud076]

14:49 Five Min. Crafts could have just used gummy worms instead of... whatever that jello thing is

[@cait5158]

16:44 i thought ur tattoo was a muppet with sunglasses 💀

[@xzellspade]

7:30 ish ; Fun Fact! Frankenstein did not, in fact, graduate! He built his "monster" in his dorm, freaked out and dipped, dropped out of college entirely. Dude's not even a Dr. :D

[@-ASTRAL.GREMLINS-]

9:18 it is safe to eat raw turkey bacon because its smoked or cured but its not safe to eat raw bacon. i googled it.

[@flagerdevil]

I came to the comments just to get that answer 😝Thank you! 😁 Your comment deserves to be at the top, unfortunately I had to scroll through alot to get here 👀

[@grimm8375]

I did a google right after that clip. Lol

[@-ASTRAL.GREMLINS-]

@@grimm8375 SAME WHAT???

[@ghosty8842]

Personnaly, I didn't get a positive answer from google, like some websites say it's safe, but some say it isn't, smoked meat is safe, cause it has been cooked by smoke and even tho turkey bacon is cured meat it appears that it should be considered raw until it's cooked. So, I came to the conclusion that you shouldn't eat raw turkey bacon, unless it's smoked, because not everyone agrees that turkey bacon being cured makes it safe, therefore to be safe, I would recommend not eating it raw, just in case.

[@cookiecomments846]

Please don’t eat raw turkey bacon

[@erincogan1]

The Home Depot music while sawing off a baby head took me out 😂

[@QueenStewds]

my favorite feature of the youtube timeline bar is the "most replayed" visual that always ends up being the end of the in video sponsored segment so that we can all just fugging skip it.

[@Mong00se-we8us]

The sheer amount of suggestive puns in this video is immaculate

[@Catthatwentinforakiss]

Funkyfrog seems like the type of person to have an entire carnival funhouse in their front yard for Halloween, but in the Southern states, its impossible to go outside for 1+ hours without sweating uncontrollably. I know how you feel about this weather! 😔

[@sushigooo8061]

9:11 has to be my favorite moment lol

[@Chuuyas-personal-rider]

HELP AT 9:11 TOO?? 😭

[@lui_x33]

18:33 i imediatly made fannart of the lesbians when i saw this we need a ship name for them

[@rhopalosera9772]

Lemme see?

[@user-dv2mn3cu4x]

Clingrap ghost x tee-shirt skeleton = ClingShirt ghosteton

[@Jack_Wolfe]

8:19 i just see "everything all at once" sausage fingers.

[@kariannek7326]

I’m absolutely obsessed with these unscripted videos, FFB’s natural sense of humor is pure gold! Also can we talk about how the person at 6:05 looses a nail in the hamburger and they posted it anyway?! Edit: I’m mortified by the fact it took me like, 10 watches to get the joke at 15:42…

[@snarkywallflower5829]

Honestly, I think I’d just prefer to repress that.

[@mollierose9833]

i still don’t understand the joke 😭💀

[@kariannek7326]

@@mollierose9833 They said “oh she’s not coming out” and then “me circa 2015” as a joke that they didn’t come out as nonbinary/gay until after 2015

[@mollierose9833]

@@kariannek7326 oh my god, how did my gay ass not get that

[@mollierose9833]

@@kariannek7326 also when you pointed out the nail thing, I WAS HORRIFIED. HOW IS NO ONE NOTICING ?

[@bookwyrm8181]

8:04 is genuinely the most disgusting thing I have ever seen, I cannot believe you actually put your hand in there. Commitment to the bit is insane.

[@CrookedBear]

3:30 Me, a fursuit maker: Ah, which incident? The time I burned a hole through my leg after having accidentally left the glue gun plugged in for two days or the time it exploded and I had to go to the clinic?

[@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420]

holy shit you ok now? lol stay safe

[@Honormagicandme]

Why can I relate- I'm in the middle of making a cardboard fursuit head and i: Ruined my favorite pants with hot glue, burnt myself 4-5 times, got hotglue E.V.E.R.Y.W.H.E.R.E only to get too tired to finish it, now I'm making a TV head and alresy got a burn blister. BTW are you okay? That sounds painful

[@gcroth3433]

lmao the meat at 6:29 i use for my dogs food (same bacon i eat too, i think) you're so awesome, i love your videos! your humor is so amazing :)

[@gcroth3433]

thank you so much!

[@artificial_win]

The hacks are too terrifying, even for halloween

[@Dummy_1]

Can we just talk about how funky frog slays in LITERALLY every outfit on earth?

[@heatherramirez6141]

Yes we can. Really killing it every time.

[@snarkywallflower5829]

I want their fashion style so bad.

[@sueharris997]

I laughed until I cried when you jiggled the meat in the plastic glove. You made my day!!! Thank you!!!!

[@HarveyLenn]

Watching the mincemeat glove part while being absolutely zooted had me crying laughing 💀

[@casualfoodie4349]

That ghostface shirt is EVERYTHING Edit:holy mackerel I just noticed the plague doctor plush in the background 🥺

[@piffny6666]

7:06 not funkyfrog flexing their singing abilitys again. There, sadly have been many times where funkyfrog has asked something along the lines of "why am I doing this" but this by far has been the funniest time

[@MorganThaGorgan]

This is the funniest video I think you have ever done. Just sitting there and firing off a bunch of weird humor is *chef's kiss* and the editing and really good, too. The lobotomy jokes especially got me.

[@Heygirlies-_-]

2:57 “Now, now, don’t be hysterical dear, this a nearly painless procedure… for me anyways.”

[@beckyhop13]

You know, I think the hand meatloaf thing COULD have turned out better if whoever's making it just used an established meatloaf recipe instead of plain ground meat. For one thing, a decent recipe would actually call for FLAVORED ingredients (even if it's just stuff like Worcestershire sauce or onions or something), and for another thing, most meatloaf recipes also call for binding ingredients like eggs and breadcrumbs, so it'll keep its shape just fine and you could probably just shape it by hand (pun intended) instead of this freezing-in-the-glove nonsense that's probably making the flavor blander and more watery. That would make it more difficult to wrap the bacon completely around the hand, but I don't think that's necessary? Just layer it over the surface of the loaf, maybe get just a little underneath it, and it'll still look good. On the topic of the bacon, I think turkey may have been the wrong choice here, but it's also possible a thinner-sliced brand would've worked fine here, and I get that not everyone has the option to go for pork bacon. Of course, none of these problems are FunkyFrogBait's fault, and it's all on Five Minute Crafts for being shit at everything. Source: Mom and I have made bacon-wrapped meatloafs for years, and they almost always turn out delicious

[@Budderkitty]

this! 100% facts

[@user-H_m]

the actor's nail fell off in the meat at 6:20 :(

[@mommy2libras]

The difference between pork and turkey bacon in this particular usage is that the pork bacon can be stretched and will actually stick to the raw meat whereas turkey bacon is like a slice of wet silicone- you can't bend or stretch or tuck it good. If you don't have the option of using the pork bacon I'd recommend leaving it off altogether or maybe laying just a few slices of phyllo dough over the top and the fingers as bandages instead.

[@arianaajbeaverhausen8175]

​@@user-H_mI was looking to see if anyone else noticed that. 👀💅🥩😱 Creeped me out more than any hallowe'en decoration ever has. 😂❤😂

[@DeeEll1]

for the jello worm one, wouldnt it be better to just buy gummy worms?

[@mjamin9124]

easier definitely both to put together and to eat

[@learning2live_brokeninchro157]

My thoughts exactly.

[@jmarshal]

But then you wouldn’t be able to spend double that, waste 2 days, and be the “cool Mom”!

[@ruthie8785]

shut

[@RoswellLanding]

18:18 I AM CACKLING TRULY A MASTERPIECE

[@Noah60]

1:58 you just triggered my daddy issues :')

[@C4LIC0RPSE]

dancing with a miniature cling wrap version of yourself while saying "it's my bed time right now!" in a silly voice could not have made me any closer to peeing myself than i just got without actually making me pee myself