The CHRISTIANS of Instagram Reels

[@funkyfrogbait]

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[@Cup1ddddd]

HI FUNKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@LisaGamerCool23]

My friend is in Texas so I'll tell her your gonna be in Dallas Texas

[@Amethyst_Za_Cat]

Will the comedy show be recorded??? I wanna watch it!!

[@Drawinalot]

Hi!

[@sardonicprincess]

please stay safe in texas

[@CaptainPlainJaneway]

"Don't pray in the streets to be seen by others" -Literally Jesus

[@paladinboyd1228]

Captain, go and get your Coffee you're preaching again.

[@toyosia8051]

You didn’t even try to understand that verse

[@IslandBarbie420]

I don’t think they bothered reading the book 😂

[@leslieortenzi8875]

He'd put the kibosh on all the flashy, ostentatious christian bling and decor too!

[@shortzL]

Verse?

[@ruki4929]

I remember my preacher talking about how we give the devil too much credit: that most sins of man are caused by us, not him, and that blaming him for it is a form of pride, not taking responsibility for our own actions and failing to understand the actions of others. Satan doesnt need to whisper in our ear 24/7, we're falliable enoigh on our own.

[@deadlynightshade9094]

I wish more preachers spoke the truth like this!!

[@naymeequillo]

I actually really like that. That could be a way of taking responsibility for your of bs. It could also be interpreted in a dangerous way and still make innocent people "sinnets" when all they are is human. It's not oksy to demonize every human behavior. But if this man had his heart right, he also meant that you don't get to use the bible as an excuse for terrible behavior against a fellow living being!

[@hierarchyofmood1220]

This is what I personally believe the devil to be like. Also agnostic here :3 Because sin isn't a concept brought to you, it's an act that one does through selfish desires lol

[@dineshmichael6213]

Now this is what needs to be preached ..

[@akabaneaki]

ikr, they must be making the job so much easier for him tbh. Just failing on their own.

[@zikasilver1]

a lot of these Christians seem to be forgetting Matthew 6: 1-8 (you know, the verses right before the Lord's Prayer), which tells Christians to refrain from praying publicly like "hypocrites" and to pray in private

[@ladyteruki]

In 2024, nothing is private anymore...

[@gabrielg2395]

@@ladyteruki Your bedroom with the door closed:

[@alittleoddme1940]

​@ladyteruki it's call keep your thoughts to yourself and your hands too . A long with your cell not recording yourself and shut your bedroom that's how privacy done.

[@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken]

no point trying to tell a looney christian about their own book. they’ll look at you and tell you that you must be reading the “wrong” one. (they’ve never read the book themselves) or they’ll say that you misinterpreted it and that “actually later on in the new testament under WhoGivesOne 4: 20: 69 it says that non-followers are permitted to be burned at the stake”….or something. they’ll believe what they wanna believe, they’ll do what they wanna do.

[@wintig24]

@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken Yeah, it's one of those things. Tried to explain to my friend(who I accidentally converted years ago because I was bored at youth group) that the bible told her she deserved to die because she was bi(it's in Leviticus 20-something, I don't remember) and she simply refused to listen to me. Honestly I don't think she's ever actually read the Bible and has just been internalizing all of our youth group lessons. I feel horrible because I brought her in at such a vulnerable time and now I'm seeing my own religious guilt in her because she's struggling to break the belief that I caused.

[@Strawberry_shortcake732]

I used to be one of those people in this video who were constantly terrified of demons. I’m on antipsychotics now. Heavily recommend it for these people.

[@elizabthharris6741]

You are amazing. This made me gaffa loudly at work,,,, lots of stares

[@abcdefga-dy1rh]

as a follower of Christ, these types of "christians" who are very obnoxious are not really christians in my eyes. Reading the bible, we find that Jesus did not yell in streets, people followed Him and He preached. Many hated Jesus for no reason because darkness doesn't like light.

[@rat.poison23]

The devil wants you to think he's spiderman BUT HE'S NOT

[@piercethephoenix517]

this minion didn't die for you

[@p-__]

My farts are better than FunkyFrogBait’s farts

[@pastelcatnip]

The fact that Spider-Man was created by a Jewish guy makes this even funnier 😹

[@TheEighthWonder91]

@@p-__ I wanna make out with this bot

[@PlagueRavenRX]

How else do you explain shooting goop from your wrists? Sounds pretty Satanic to me.

[@KillerJoke87]

If someone on a plane got up out of their seat and said “I HAVE A WARNING” I would probably call the police.

[@spykewyn8395]

"Hello, FBI?!"

[@LEMONBOY_thefreak]

Fair tbh

[@Nightswarmer]

I think I would have asked to get off the plane..

[@beesbrownies]

This did make me giggle

[@lunaloo8224]

That’s when the flight attendants tell the pilot to quietly contact air control 😭

[@Grace-tg4oy]

If I saw someone screaming about Jesus in a starbucks and was standing on the table, I wouldn't think "Man, I need to get right with the Lord." I'm thinking "Someone is having a manic episode." Edit: Holy cow this may be the most likes I have ever gotten on anything.

[@eugenio5774]

I'd be calling the emergency services and telling them that someone is having a severe mental breakdown.

[@sadie1606]

Im thinking theyre on drugs. I would tell him to lay off the meth.

[@kiittykiiwii]

That shit is something my mother in law would do. My partner and I are NC with her and she blames me for “forcing” her child into a sinful lifestyle with me. She’s always doing some weird shit to get people into Jesus.

[@rachaelk7866]

Lol fr I'd be like "omg get down off the table and get help ..sicko "😂😂

[@ville-c4u]

No one cares

[@D23-R2D2]

the imagine dragons one infuriates me because that song is literally about struggling with your inner biases

[@jackcuison]

but oh no it has the word demon! that means it MUST be bad!

[@noemi0330]

Oh hell no I just saw it. That song has a different meaning for many but it doesn’t mean what that idiot is trying to sing.

[@faust761]

If I heard someone preaching to me on a plane, the amount of loud, disruptive swearing in several languages would be terrifying.

[@sparrowskeleton1831]

Right? And it looks like she was blocking the aisle in one of her videos. I would be yelling at her to move or sit down.

[@COOLERthenU]

I'd fucking start belting out nordic pairs in slovakian while doing the rock on gesture

[@dracones3020]

Hands would be thrown if someone started preaching mid flight dawg, like I'm Christian too but please shut the fuck up😭

[@coolchameleon21]

@@faust761 i’d be looking for the eject button 😂 loony toons style

[@PhoenixCat64]

"This ain't the Third Great Awakening sit down"

[@LennondeGoede-z6h]

Imagine being so religiously traumatized that you can’t even listen to music without the fear of going to hell

[@Io_p]

Its their religion and beliefs bro, just like how buddhist monks avoid a lot of things u call fun

[@gr4vespilled]

@Io_pAt least monks don’t cry abt it on social medias.

[@Io_p]

@@gr4vespilled then why dont u guys just ignore them? Is it really that hard to scroll to other vid? Its not like theyre doing dumb decisions like the politicians are. Christian videos are mainly for those who wants to repent. Just like how buddhist videos are made only for those who wants to find peace 😑

[@melanieishappy]

it was fr ingrained in my brain through abuse that certain music means ur not Christian and idgaf I’m still loving God and I’m still blasting Megan thee stallion because God loves me the way I am babyyyy (put ur paws up I was born this way baby)

[@DanyiMoon]

hits hard.

[@Ari-ny4yw]

My mom was sent me a facebook post that said '"Demons refer to themselves as 'they' and 'it' " while I was with my nonbinary friend, and I just showed it to them and they went "They've caught me!"

[@nonctm777]

Oh my god, as a nonbinary person this is SO good LMAO

[@Ari-ny4yw]

@@nonctm777 LMAOO RIGHT?!

[@icu3869]

6:48Demonds? No problem! Here’s how to rid yourself of them in a snap!

[@Linciao]

LOLLLL

[@Z3phyrTheFox]

IVE BEEN CAUGHT

[@meloo-melosh]

“God told me to” is literally the same thing as “would you jump out of a window if your best friend did”

[@KTLR-333]

😂

[@geode68]

Also it could mean, "imma do something absolutely heinous"

[@Cinnamoroll_Glow]

@geode68 "Something deathly devious"

[@nightshadeamberbar1669]

"Something horrendously horrid"

[@Ryan_Gala]

Not unless your best friend is God

[@reitakizawa]

as someone who was raised pentecostal, homeschooled, and kicked out when i was 17 for questioning the abusive ideals my parents set; you have no idea how liberating these videos are in a comedic way 😭.

[@herenyahope8745]

I’m so sorry you had to go through that. I don’t know where you are in your faith, but I would understand if you have left the faith after facing abuse like that. Regardless of what your parents taught you, Jesus loves you just as you are, and there’s nothing wrong with asking questions about faith, especially if you feel in your spirit something you’re being taught isn’t right. I hope you have a blessed day.

[@Linlynna]

​@@herenyahope8745honestly not the time or place lmao

[@perchance_an_fbi_agent]

same here

[@Narangarath]

@@herenyahope8745 I understand you (probably) think you're being kind, but please don't roll in with the God talk when someone shares something that highly likely gave them religious trauma.

[@the-great-pretender]

@@herenyahope8745 Now this is what I like to read 🧡

[@RobertSaget-iv4wv]

The lady talking about "don't get the chip" is hilarious. If Elon and Trump announced tomorrow that they were rolling out a chip implant program, she would be the first in line to get one installed.

[@LisaTims-H]

And they won't even remember to ask them questions.

[@RoyalGuardEziode]

No literally. I was like "but it's ok if it's made by Elon"

[@kneesocks15]

As soon as I heard this segment I had the same thought. These people would line up if Trump made it mandatory. Same for masking

[@mateofigueroa2789]

No! You don’t get it, it’s a chip in your hand to ward off demons and one in your forehead to have direct contact with jesus /s

[@j.munday7913]

I agree, but also I would sell my soul for chips, jus' sayin'. If the devil shook a bag of frito lays at me I would come scrambling like a starving dog.

[@sardonicprincess]

i worked at a middle eastern restaurant and the owners (sunni islam) never tried to convert me, but ive had so many evangelicals scream in my ears for trying to walk on campus

[@cyberpunkfashionblyawesome]

I feel so sorry for you because those people are quite crazy and have to harass you for existing and working

[@louloudaki_]

so fuckin real omfg. one of my exes (now a good friend of mine) is muslim and would teach me about it but not in a preachy way just in like a “he’s curious so i’ll tell him” kinda way. they have never once tried to convert me and have never made me feel bad for my complicated relationship with religion. same with hillel at school (im not jewish but some of my family is so i go to shabbat and passover and stuff because i feel comfortable there), the rabbi and his wife are practically a second set of parents for me and while i’ve talked with them about the idea of converting i was the one that brought it up and they have never tried to convert me, just included me in celebrations and dinners and stuff the only people that have ever tried to convert me or preach at me are christians (not every single christian obviously, plenty are chill asf. but the guilt tripping in the preaching is one of the MANY many reasons i left the church). the only people who have actively looked down on me for not being a part of their religion and for being queer are christians like there’s a huge difference between teaching and preaching, and teaching is much more welcoming and conversational

[@angertubby2787]

Y'know I share the same experience, the other day I tried to go to dine out with my friends at night for my birthday and a group of evangelicals stop us mid walk, one of them holding a microphone trying to give us papers about "salvation". We literally had to quickly walk away.

[@ixieniapixie]

Same happened to me when I worked at a Halloween store. The managers were muslim, but never bothered any of us with it. Low and behold, as soon as this one worker found out they weren't Christian, he immediately starts to try to give them pamphlets about god. Even after he was fired, he kept coming back to harass them. Absolutely mental.

[@GOD_3ATER]

Opposite for me. Born with Sunni Muslim parents, they were the worst, and the Muslim community is by far even more toxic than any other religions...

[@heyalexiajanee]

As a Christian I am chuckling and have second have embarrassment. This reminds me my relationship with God is private, my walk is public

[@Falcons36]

Fr

[@kaicarp5753]

Best thing about the Imagine Dragons video is that the lead singer has admitted that they are Christians and that quite a few of their songs (including Demons) are about religious struggles

[@Grumpire85]

fun fact, my friend's close relative said that he can't listen to Imagine Dragons at all because "satan is a dragon" and "dragons are devilish" really smart there, grandma

[@adrianaadams2337]

Not only that, but "having demons" is a common way of describing substantial struggles with yourself. Christians use that terminology. Dude didn't listen to the lyrics before he went looking for attention.

[@grayventras1235]

LITERALLY THE LEAD SINGER IS MORMON (or at least was, not sure where he stands post the Believer documentary) but I guess some denominations don’t see them as Christian despite them worshiping Jesus. Smh

[@jasperjazzie]

it reminds me of how i saw one of a girl being upset about kill bill by sza having the "rather be in hell than alone" lyric. because a song all about murdering your ex and his girlfriend because you don't want him to be with anybody else is totally fine, but the word hell is where we draw the line. cuz that makes any sense.

[@camillekartchner]

​@@grayventras1235 he left the Mormon church 🙌🏻

[@wind8120]

Instagram reels is such a toxic wasteland that it genuinely baffles me how it still has such a large userbase

[@Whatisthisgremlin]

One of the reasons is that it’s where the baddies are

[@MagicShow-y4e]

The only reason I'm even on Instagram is because of my friends in real life lol

[@p-__]

My farts are better than FunkyFrogBait's farts

[@耳のあるロボットの唄]

⁠@@Whatisthisgremlin That “edgy” teenage and middle school boys will proceed to say the most vile things about.

[@EchotheBattie]

sasha pfp W

[@Bri4rr0s3]

As someone who has religious trauma, I honestly hate it when people tell me "satan's gonna control you" for just listening to a song that has NOTHING to do with demonic entities. Like, is your faith THAT weak that you think the devil himself is gonna possess you through a song??

[@detxne]

my mom with deftones basically

[@cuckywucky]

As an ex Christian with religious truma myself can we just talk about the cross bullshit, why would jesus want us to use the device he was tortured with to represent him 💀 why couldn't it have been the bloody star that led the three wise men to baby Jesus, even when i believed in god as a child i always thought that was kinda dumb Why not use a symbol of bread or just Jesus

[@wolfdogamer47439]

They must have to walk around with earmuffs on 24/7 then, damn 😭no thanks, sounds like too much work for a useless deity

[@Iamliterallythatgirl]

That’s what their husbands tell them when they cheat so… “the devil made me do it!!!” That logic keeps coming up ☠️

[@lrclouder8088]

as a religious person who loves punk and rock, thats so real

[@jalisaalanaye1662]

I’m religious and this enrages me. You hit the nail on the head , they claim they’re doing right by god but only want attention views and money. “The devil doesn’t want you to see this video, if you love Jesus don’t scroll!” WTF is wrong with these people ?

[@autumnporter]

Advertising lelo in a video centered around Christians is the most passive aggressive thing and I’m here for it 😭🙏

[@somiSomii649]

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[@cowsmacker5558]

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[@raeleigh8750]

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[@YourAverageRiddleKinnie]

AROACE CINNAMOROLL

[@Maim2.0]

AROACE CINNANIMROLL. !!!!

[@Arthur-yi1sd]

The lady speaking to the demons in her house reminded me of my own psychosis when I thought I was speaking to invisible beings who were living in my house. Yikes!

[@RoseC89]

I know someone who is a devout Christian, and he thought he heard God in his head telling him to leave me (when in actuality he ended up going back to work), but the way he said this sounded like he was hearing straight up voices. Wasn't a very good representation of him. It really made it sound like he needed to go see a doctor for mental issues going on.

[@thesavvyblackbird]

I hope she doesn’t have kids because no kids deserve to live with that. As a kid who went through the Satanic Panic, it was terrifying for all the adults to be talking about Satan worshipers roaming the streets sacrificing babies and children in rituals. My dad was like the only one who thought maybe kids shouldn’t hear that or see it on the news, and he became agnostic. Mainly because my mom pushed us into a fundamentalist Christian cult (not IBPL) because she went to a little church that had a Bible college and got sucked in. The founder and his son had set up their own little cult and hit all the points on the clinical definition of a cult. I’m glad my dad saw the insanity because he got me out before I unalived myself over the cult and my mom trying to shove me in the misogynistic box of giving up my education to be a mother when I didn’t want to. Christians like this just push their kids away and then wonder why they become agnostic or atheists.

[@thesavvyblackbird]

I hope she doesn’t have kids because no kids deserve to live with that. As a kid who went through the Satanic Panic, it was terrifying for all the adults to be talking about Satan worshipers roaming the streets sacrificing babies and children in rituals. My dad was like the only one who thought maybe kids shouldn’t hear that or see it on the news, and he became agnostic. Mainly because my mom pushed us into a fundamentalist Christian cult (not IBPL) because she went to a little church that had a Bible college and got sucked in. The founder and his son had set up their own little cult and hit all the points on the clinical definition of a cult. I’m glad my dad saw the insanity because he got me out before I unalived myself over the cult and my mom trying to shove me in the misogynistic box of giving up my education to be a mother when I didn’t want to. Christians like this just push their kids away and then wonder why they become agnostic or atheists.

[@thesavvyblackbird]

Funky, you look like an 18th century libertine aristocrat in the best possible way. Your hair is gorgeous, and I noticed your period costume from a previous video. I for one would love to see more historical cosplay. Perhaps Christina of Sweden or Julie d’Aubigny?

[@bittersweetpepper2482]

Reminds me when i thought I could talk to spirits and constantly heard voices in 4th grade ❤

[@Lalikaki-es7ug]

My mother doesn't understand English, but when I showed her the videos of these people "expelling the demon" from the house or car and the guy on the tabble she asked if they were drug users.

[@AgentRoswell]

Your mother sounds hilarious

[@thecolourfulpill]

Makes sense, every time I see people acting like this in public, that's my assumption.

[@Liliarthan]

🤣🤣🤣 Religion is a hell of a drug. Highly addictive and can definitely ruin lives. Neither types of dealers pay taxes, so they also have that in common.

[@OleanderStarshine]

Some of these make me wonder if they're mentally ill... I'm recognising some of the same patterns I can fall into, as a mentally ill person, but turned up to 11. It is genuinely disturbing, seeing these people go through this and not see that they may need help or even being encouraged to continue down the path they're on

[@ville-c4u]

No one cares

[@Sean-oy8xm]

Thanks!

[@SquarePants14]

HOW IS THIS NOT VIRAL?!

[@FrootzKat]

"We're all just medieval peasants with iphones, aren't we?" nearly made me spit my water everywhere that was so real

[@fr0nk571]

People forget that the human brain has barely evolved in thousands of years. Meaning we have near identical intelligence levels and cognitive behavior as medieval peasants, yes, but also civilizations much older than that.

[@imamused4819]

As a retail worker it is stressing me out to watch these people preach at people who are trapped at work and can’t just tell them to piss off.

[@annaboogman3321]

As a customer I will tell them to piss off on your behalf

[@TurónKoz]

​@@annaboogman3321 SAMEEE!

[@EveryThingGirl238]

I typically tell them Happy Holidays or a pagan version of it. It usually pisses them off more. It’s my customer service passive aggressive attitude saying ‘I’m not interested’

[@Nehu_22]

Can't you tell them (in the case of the drive thru) "Sir/Ma'am if you're not gonna order, please don't hold the line" or something? Like a way of telling them "This isn't the place to do this, you're disrupting my place of work and I'll call the police if you don't stop" not like they would understand the first thing about not disrupting others time

[@ReverieOfThorns]

This happened to me all the time when I worked in retail. Live in an area where the majority of people are LDS (Mormons) and I was even raised as such (not in the church anymore myself) so I got way too many missionaries and members trying to give me a book of mormon or preach to me (they'd get incredibly upset after I told them I left the church. It got to the point where my manager had to ask me to stop telling them that because they'd get so pissed off the members would start yelling at me. The missionaries left me alone after, though). The other Christian sects are equally as annoying when you're working in retail, however, and I actually had more of them passing out plastic crosses and yelling Bible verses at me (doesn't help I'm very obviously alt, even in a retail work dresscode/uniform) and trying to get me to accept their prayers. Around the holidays, it was the absolute worst. I wore a sweater to black Friday one year that said "joy to the underworld" with Hades from Disney's Hercules on it and I had way too many Christian mothers upset over a DISNEY SWEATER like come on. The year after I wore the same sweater with some pentagram earrings and black eye shadow and funny enough nobody said anything to me, except for one lady that asked if I celebrate Christmas after saying "Merry Christmas" to me once she arrived at my register. Just kinda ridiculous what you get, but the abuse retail and food industry workers face from their bosses and customers alike is insane on its own without Bible thumpers going through the store and harassing the workers because we aren't allowed to be assholes to them while clocked in

[@patchet315]

As a christian, these people are the kind of people Jesus warned us about. Genuinely.

[@v3nu5_c1rcu5]

Exactly 💯

[@AdrianRitchie-j1f]

You mean morons cuz that's what they are there's a video out of one of them saying that he was attacked by a 40 ft demon My question is what was this guy smoking

[@EnigmaticGentleman]

I mean these people failed all the way back at "love thy neighbor" (what with what they say about migrants), you don't even need to get to the parts about the hypocrites.

[@rhe987]

Please 🙄

[@patchet315]

@@rhe987 wdym??

[@whatevenisthis-4408]

I have no problem with people and their religious beliefs unless they try to use and abuse them to the detriment of others. Back when I worked at a café, after I had just taken some garbage outside to the dumpster, a man stopped me in the carpark and told me "he needed to pray for me". I was in full uniform and just trying to get back insode the building, but he kept insisting I need help and said I should "go over to his car so he can pray for me". He was incredibly insistent and said it was something he "needed" to do. I was already having a horrible day so I just walked away quickly, headed inside the store room and cried. The police came the next day regarding suspicious activity in the area, and I was questioned. My experience and the activity the police were investigating turned out to be unrelated, but it was still a scary experience.

[@Emily-Simmer]

That lady talking about how Halloween is evil is pure ignorance. It’s an old pagan festival from Ireland called Samhain. But there’s no getting through to these people

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

The way I said this to a "friend" who said that and she just looked at me like I was the stupid one

[@-thunderstar-6414]

Yeah but Christians think any faith other than their own is demonic. Especially Paganism.

[@bropoke6799]

almost everything about paganism was either stolen and remade into a christian thing or is used to make christians scared. Christmas? Stolen from Yule. Mistle Toe was used in Yule celebrations. Now it's used for christmas. The devil? He's modelled after the pagan god Pan. Virtually everything Pagans believed and worshipped was demonized by the Christian church to scare people into becoming Christians. When you really look into the roots of everything, it becomes incredibly clear that Christians use the devil to threaten people into living how the church wants. It's all just emotional manipulation and threats

[@callieanderson644]

I do agree that she's ignorant (and definitely not mentally well), but at the same time, if Jesus is the only way and every other god is his enemy, it follows that every other god is also Christians' enemy as well, y'know? I think a lot of immature Christians take that way too far and demonize (ba-dum tsss) the people who follow those gods/commune with those spirits/etc. to an unnecessary extreme at *best,* but everyone has a reason for their own sense of morality, and if it's unfair of them to call pagans pure evil, I think it's equally unfair to call Christians unreasonable because they've taken up arms against forces that want to remove them from the only home they've ever had

[@kyrarobinson9496]

It’s weird because my church doesn’t say that Halloween is evil, we as Christians just have certain limits on things we can do. We can still go trick or treating and dress up and watch movies. But we can’t do any witchcraft or dress as a demonic character or watch really scary movies. Other than that, Christians can still celebrate Halloween 🤷🏽‍♀️.

[@EmilyMckelvey-w6v]

I work in behavioral health. Usually when people hear voices telling them to do things we call those command hallucinations

[@Burgerqueefxd]

Damn so I was right these ppl are unwell😭

[@МирославСтойчев-ю4к]

So that is what it is called. I suffer from it

[@TheCrateOfLemons]

Crazy shit is that, growing up in a church, I thought something was wrong with me for NOT hearing god like this. Religion makes you think insane is the norm.

[@Itz_Zagha]

​@@TheCrateOfLemons I'm currently agnostic, but I'm so damn glad that i didn't get raised in some insane church with insane beliefs how are not even in bible

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

@TheCrateOfLemons yeahh, i had a christian friend who was so scared that she didn't hear God that whenever she thought to do a nice thing she would accredit it to God. Ended up with her having horribly low self esteem and thinking she was a horrible person herself. She went to therapy as an adult. Now she acknowledges her desire to help people is from herself and is now a happier christian

[@lacrossestick132]

As a pagan born the day before Halloween, we do in fact celebrate my birthday every year with curses, seances, devil worship, and a baby’s blood toast

[@zosiapiatek1736]

Sounds like Thursday

[@DiaDaDemon2455]

Dude, can I join? Sounds like a fun time.

[@Ifuckedurmama]

Sounds awesome

[@KaiMera-v1o]

I do it every day

[@PansyPops]

@@zosiapiatek1736may I recommend Friday night? Most people have Saturdays off so you can stay up later drinking baby’s blood.

[@Taylor-vz4ot]

i remember being told that my yu gi oh cards were literally cursed before they left the factory and i still can't get over the mental image of evil priests at the end of a printing line mumbling chants over each card before they're slapped in emo anime boy packaging XD

[@PamperedDuchess]

No joke: once had someone scream "God is good" at a bus terminal and I screamed it back... in Arabic. Dude was not impressed and surprised to learn I am not Muslim.

[@nahthisismyhandle]

Stereotypes are wild (What I mean is that how he was surprised you aren't Islamic despite being Arabic)

[@ellielane2313]

🙌

[@enigmaticoxymoron9601]

Let’s go!

[@darajoyce5514]

hahahaha

[@ahmeddib9515]

I was watching the lady on the plane segment and thought... Imagine if some muslim guy did that lol

[@itslucha_]

I think what makes things worse is that they also speak horribly about mental health and try to dismiss it by saying "oh its demons." (Intrusive/impulsive thoughts) or "god told me to do this, god spoke to me" (delusions), etc. It's happened several times before and it's very scary.

[@divine555]

Or saying "god will cure you" no, god will not always magically cure mental illness, a better way to phrase it would be saying "god loves you and believes you're strong enough to get through it"

[@raumarsene9910]

Yeah, plus these types of people actively encourage letting people's mental illness fester and grow because they encourage you to view everyone and everything outside of your preconceived religous viewpoint (including viewpoints stemming from delusions) to be demonic. Like I could only imagine how difficult it would be to realize something is wrong and to actually seek help when these types of Christians characterize symptoms of paranoia, anxiety, OCD, and psychosis to be spiritual and a sign of god while demonizing any non-conversion therapist as being in cohorts with the devil.

[@ladylinhaine]

yeah like the one lady who's husband was out of town. Chances are she had a small moment of "What if he is cheating on me" WHICH is normal thought everyone of us has in points of relationships. But she handled her anxiety as like an animal getting into the trash at night. The little baby claps sent me.

[@day8409]

Yes ! And these videos that guilt people into interacting is HORRIBLE for people with ocd.

[@divine555]

@ladylinhaine that's a normal response though?

[@letsjustjumpoffacliffshallwe]

Using a religion to get clicks and views is insane, I’m agnostic myself but using someone’s faith against someone is absolutely inhumane. “Scroll and you’re going to hell” “if you scroll you hate Jesus” and “Like if you’re a true Christian” are just a few I’ve seen on many social media apps. Also thank you Funkyfrogbait for posting 😊

[@mjszy1]

Its giving 90s/00s chain email threats 😅 'if you don't share this God loving video to 20 of your God fearing friends, you're going to hell."

[@ericb.4313]

The only exception I'll make is for the sake of a joke. Mostly Eric Andre's "Black Scientologists" sketch.

[@swearimnotarobot3746]

I’ve heard before of various ways Atheists are actually more respectful of aspects of religion as people in those religions. For example, there was a Reddit story of an atheist who was invited to a wedding in a church. The bride wanted everyone to take communion, have confession, and be baptised. The atheist said that since she doesn’t believe in the religion, it would be disingenuous to do all that, but would accept a blessing instead. The bridezilla refused. Or in this case, people using their religion as thirst traps. If they actually believe in their religion and respected it, they wouldn’t use it as thirst traps.

[@herenyahope8745]

This is the exact kind of behavior Jesus railed against in his time. Performative faith is one of the things he spoke against the most.

[@kennethfajardo9102]

It's such a disrespectful move. Christianity is a true religion, whether or not I don't believe it.

[@AndyUrsua]

13:40 “assigning divine inspiration to random impulses you have” such an accurate way to say it

[@lyssacatt]

the girl commanding the demon to get out of her car... girl if you're actually having thoughts like that, idk how to tell you this but that's OCD babygirl LMAO

[@anxhiberisha6667]

Right I was thinking the same

[@re0294]

She has long since turned off comments on all her videos because people keep telling her that. She’s ignoring it on purpose, and yet still posting incessantly every day. She needs help.

[@blkofthemilkyway8904]

right I literally used to be that girl in the car. knowing what OCD was when I was a teenager would’ve changed my life so profoundly.

[@itsthejavavoid]

FR LIKE babygirl its not a demon its a medical condition this aint medieval rome 🙏

[@anxhiberisha6667]

@@blkofthemilkyway8904 i used to shake my intrusive thoughts like that when they were bad bad. But girl that is not the way

[@teufellhunden]

As a psych nurse I have seen 1st hand how harmful, detrimental, and dangerous religious psychosis is.

[@Bobby_wobby]

Hell yeah it is. I grew up in a Catholic household, and god knows how that went. Now I'm an atheist, and my mother doesn't like it but she will have to learn how to deal with it and my different belief views.

[@Sir_Richard_Crainum_lll]

Psych nurse? lol WTF is that? So you weigh people and put their information into the system until the doctor comes?

[@beautyonabarnbudget]

Same- Dual dx here. Holy 😇 ish , 21 years I’ve spent in psych and it ALWAYS goes religious.

[@geolrik]

@@Sir_Richard_Crainum_lll admitting you dont know what nurses do really isn't the clap back you think it is

[@beautyonabarnbudget]

Listen, I’m actually religious. Catholic school and all. The fuqing “End Times” ✖️ has been coming for 2k years now. These people are cRaZy🤪 ! These people could be radicalised by anything/anyone. If not religion then, politics, Q-anon, UFO’s or any conspiracy theory . Sad

[@Peach_Basket_Catch_It_Up]

I genuinely hope you tell your cats “you are messing with the wrong child of God” every time they scratch the furniture now

[@kitr745]

"I choose you king of the Jews" annihilated me ngl i was cACkLING

[@GiyusRightArm]

11:19 I’m Muslim, and on every flight I’ve been on, my mom has me, my brothers and my dad all recite a quick prayer together so that the plane, and by extension us and all the passengers can remain safe during our travels, and we have gotten so many nasty looks every single time. I once even overheard the woman sitting in front of me talking to the man next to her (who I think was her bf or husband) and muttered something along the lines of “They really want to curse us and bring this plane down, huh?” Like I’m sorry, what? 😭 Edit: I swear, you guys are so sweet, thank you for the kind words

[@hearts_from_umama]

Muslim and bsd enjoyer? You’re a good one

[@GiyusRightArm]

@ lol, thank you

[@Itz_Zagha]

wHAT?????? I'm not muslim, but what the hell

[@GiyusRightArm]

@ your pfp is really cute!

[@Itz_Zagha]

@@GiyusRightArm Srry, are you talking with me or with the other person?

[@Nightswarmer]

This is giving me IMMENSE secondhand social anxiety.. Like it isn't even cringe at this point, it's just straight up terrifying..

[@Pfpfpfpfpf2020]

Right! I keep forgetting I'm not actually there because my urge to bail is so strong

[@U-PN-BI-IBW]

i cast PSYCHIC ABERRATION

[@guard321]

The only thing terrifying thing is that these 'Christians' use God for views

[@strawberrychangeling]

​@@guard321fr its jst kinda weird

[@KIRBYSSPACESTAR]

666 likes👀

[@Noturbaby99]

As someone who went into serious religious psychosis as a teen/young adult bc of ocd and a combo of intense evangelical beliefs/teachings, seeing these videos make me remember how absolutely anxious and terrified I was of literally EVERYTHING. I could barely leave my bedroom, let alone my house bc I felt that the “devil” and demons were after me

[@TrashPossum420]

Dude I'm so sorry, I hope you're recovering well

[@nexustom5823]

That's how schizo kids go demons in old age Better get that demon out with some salty holy water and onion and some garlic

[@wolfynerd14]

I had my psychotic episode at 11-12 years old. It was this, except I had to make holy water to feel safe going outside.

[@Itz_Zagha]

I actually believed that I was possessed, and couldn't do nothing at all without being terrified. All of this + loving horror stuff without being allowed to like this and couldn't difference between real and fake was not a good combo

[@Noturbaby99]

@@TrashPossum420 thankfully I am. I’m still religious but thankfully with a combo of good working meds and a lot of years of therapy I’m in a much much better place mentally. I still have extreme religious anxiety every once in a while but nowhere NEAR what it was when I was in the midst of my psychosis.

[@blinday]

Being a christian is knowing you don't deserve to judge other on literally anything. 99% of internet christians are just failling miserably

[@Starsongzz]

My mom is this level of devout minus the influencer part. She’s cleansed our house, has a ‘war room,’ *constantly* talking about the ‘end times,’ the works. I respect her personal journey with faith, but watching her cry profusely while talking in tongues in church as a kid was so distressing. Not to mention the religious trauma 🕺🏽

[@emilyperry5478]

What the heck is a war room for Christians?

[@stacki1040]

It sounds like your mom might have some issues with paranoia? Devout is not the same as extremism & this is concerning behavior for anyone

[@kkelseym]

Basically just a prayer room. They call it “war rooms” cause “prayer is our greatest weapon in the war against evil”.

[@cranburrey]

No bc seeing ppl drop to the ground, screaming, and yelling scarred me as a kid and I've never been the same since...

[@Table_27]

... pentecostal?

[@Jackal4257]

The fact I was laughing with a friend of mine that a lady tried to preach to me on a shuttle to my college dorm about how prayer will save my body and health not science (I have several disabilities including an autoimmune condition which is why me and her even started talking) and when I opened KZbin to play a video to crochet to I saw this one? The timing is perfect

[@KatTea]

Also crocheting as I watch ❤

[@ARTbeannn]

I like to draw to funky frog bait :)😊😊

[@TheYarnStop]

Yeah, I love crocheting while watching their videos. It helps everything feel like a fever dream instead of reality. Off topic, but what are you currently working on? I’m trying to finish a blanket

[@t-and-p]

Ooh, hello, fellow crafters! 🤩 I'm knitting as I watch the funkiest frog on YT. Wishing everyone success with their projects 😊💕

[@Jackal4257]

@@TheYarnStop Since it's snowing where I live, I'm trying to crochet a scarf for a good friend of mine

[@Preciouu]

As a Christian with ocd, if you're getting tons of intrusive thoughts a day please seek help no its not the "devil" Edit: I didn’t realize that so many of you guys relate, and yes I’m on meds for my ocd, but to anyone who thinks that they have any type of disorder that includes a lot of intrusive thoughts (OCD,ADHD, aniexty, the list goes on) please remember that medication will help you.

[@jacechellis7661]

That’s the crazy thing about the intrusive thoughts one. The literal caption mentions how ppl with OCD shouldn’t be slaves to big pharama and instead just seek god. It’s fuckin horrible (Edit: I have ocd and if I wasn’t currently medicated this prolly woulda sent me down a spiral)

[@nightmqrionne]

ah, fellow OCD haver 💔😪 it sucks. i’m not all that religious at all but religion does sometimes crawl it’s way into my head sometimes, i always feel god will punish me for not doing something sometimes and it is HORRIBLE. help is very very necessary for thoughts like these

[@abbikazoo1117]

@@jacechellis7661 Oh my gosh same

[@ninjanicholas2459]

Guy with ADHD here (inattentive type to be precise). If your brain feels like it’s full of clones of yourself that are just running around, you might have ADHD. You’re not lazy, you just need to let your brain do its job. See a doctor if you’re concerned about it or if it impedes your work too much.

[@maddiemainer]

you don’t need jesus, you need mood stabilizers

[@Finn_th3_fishbowl]

As someone who was in catholic school: Jesus LITERALLY SAID don’t pray to be seen…

[@marinabrodova2881]

The parody rap that you made to showcase how ridiculous christian rap is is unironically such a bop

[@suspiciousplatypusmoth]

Right?? Dude Funky needs to get a full version of that shit on Spotify

[@WyattBaker-d4d]

“SOMETHING’S COOKING, WHATS THAT SMELL? ITS A LITTLE BABY BARBECUE DOWN IN HELL”🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@G.o.digger123Hegotme]

Christian Rap has helped me to shift away from rap songs about 18+ things, curse words etc. It helps a lot of people whether you think it’s ridiculous or not, God’s will always works

[@lilys7431]

⁠I’m always stunned by someone that believes song lyrics have some sort of magical power over them. Doesn’t that mean you really aren’t covered by the blood? How would those lyrics have any influence on you at all?

[@marinabrodova2881]

@lilys7431 huh... I only said the song was a bop😭

[@ns3593]

as a Muslim, I sincerely appreciate how you highlighted the hypocrisy and double standards when it comes to us praying in public or expressing our religious identity in any way. as per usual your social commentary is on point, but I really smiled when you said those things about "Ali" and the Qur'an. :DD

[@ventisfrappuccino3614]

so true we love representation

[@IYamAmi.._..]

As a Muslim, I agree :)

[@Idk_the_FPE_fan]

Agreed!!

[@inu1802]

What minute?

[@je_3lly]

@@inu1802 11:16 here ya go :D

[@stagnant19]

my mom who’s a literal priest (though incredibly supportive of the lgbtqia+ community and me, who’s a lesbian) said she considered deleting the app after falling down the rabbit hole of christian instagram reels

[@letsjustjumpoffacliffshallwe]

If that’s not a sign, what is 😂

[@Narangarath]

Just the fact that your mom is a priest likely means the denomination is one of the better ones. I'm not a fan of any flavor of organized religion, but I can easily overlook the ones that don't discriminate and preach hate.

[@TheEighthWonder91]

tell her that's a sign from god g 🙏🏾 delete insta immediately I'm not even religious js delete it lmao

[@AlexA-ie5zv]

What denomination women usually can't be priests

[@JacquelynIngram-h4h]

Do you want a sister? I’m not up for adoption but I can arrange that

[@Za_ZAhhh]

19:15 I think it’s time to start that rap career friend 😂 “a lil baby BBQ”😭😭

[@oliviaroseink]

When my husband was in the ICU after a terrible motorcycle accident, his friends from a Christian MC asked if they could come pray for him and I was in no position to turn down a prayer so, of course. They brought me a very tiny little adorable Jesus figure and as they were leaving, a bible called “Jesus Loves Bikers Too!”I have never had my own bible, and I am not religious but it was such a kind gesture at a time I really needed that. My husband passed away a little less than two months ago, and I keep it with his ashes. To be fair, it is a pretty badass bible and I cherish it. Thanks y’all

[@declanwormald8502]

There's a common misconception that all Christians are bad but some real ones are amazing people

[@oliviaroseink]

@ I don’t think all Christian’s are bad people at all. It was really nice of them to stop by and it was comforting during a very painful time.

[@itsthejavavoid]

awee, that's so sweet. i'm sorry about your husband, but i guarantee he still loves you

[@VitaNewbo]

This. This is what Love Thy Neighbor means. Supporting someone through a rough time, even if you have nothing to really gain, is the whole point of the Good Samaritan story.

[@oliviaroseink]

@@itsthejavavoid thank you, it has been a surreal and horrific experience. It still is. I miss him so much and it’s still very difficult to accept that this is real. I just want him to come back… I don’t really know how to cope with it. Not getting easier.

[@thatnerddaniel]

Me and my wife visited her parents for thanksgiving and they dont have wifi. I never thought this was odd because theyre old, yeah some old people just dont have wifi and thats fine.. Anyhow, im a late night gamer so i was up super late (being really quiet mind you) playing videogames off of wifi i paid for through an Xfinity hotspot. Her father came out of his bedroom complaining that he couldn't sleep and asked if i had my wifi on, and when i said yes he was like "please turn it off" because he felt a dark presence and knew it was coming through the wifi , he then went to explain how demons and dark energy can come through the wifi signals and thats why he refuses to get wifi or TV, because it is a beacon for demons and dark energy to come into your home... And when i was like "uhhh". He laughed and said someday ill understand, that all Christians get there eventually and open their eyes. Wifi demons.... Y e a h

[@CT-se8vn]

I would’ve lied and said no if he asked if the WiFi was on.

[@Equestrianista_]

Damn, they got wifi down in Helll too? lmfao XD

[@thatnerddaniel]

@@CT-se8vn see ... I would have had I known this was going to be the answer 🤣

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

This is why you need NordVPN 😉 /s

[@talyahr3302]

If all Christians get there eventually ask him why hes the only Christian you've ever heard say that because thats insane

[@happyflowerdemon8565]

As a catholic woman and I hate it when people use God as an excuse to justify their own biases and hatred. I was raised to believe, and I genuinely believe that God doesn't hate anybody no matter what race, gender, sexuality or religion you are.

[@roxy5079]

why arent there more people like you 😭

[@aquilschutte]

He hate sin, not people

[@roxassora2706]

​@@aquilschutteTell that to these fools

[@SunflowerRoseSoup]

I'm also catholic,and I was taught the same way.God hates sin,not the sinner.

[@roxassora2706]

@SunflowerRoseSoup Also, many people are taught mundane before spiritual.

[@thomaswiley4719]

"Over priced coffee and a pine-tree forearm tattoo started a boy band in a gated community" 👏 👏 👏 👏 😂😂😂

[@msdrumlyn]

the people filming themselves “getting rid of demons” make me so sad. there’s nothing wrong with being religious but these people are clearly experiencing spiritual psychosis. the fear they must feel in their everyday lives must be awful

[@valkolakk]

They could just be scam artists.

[@ashc0r3]

Exactly

[@LarasLane]

They could be faking for clout nd attention tho. You never really know online.

[@doggoadexx2680]

It could be faking for clout

[@cocogoat1111]

Yes there is something wrong with being religious. It’s literally brainwashing. It makes them look at legit mental illnesses as demons. I’m sick of people trying to sugarcoat the many, MANY harmful effects religion has on peoples mental health. Literally making people feel guilty for everything and not even their thoughts are safe.

[@dannileander4869]

I fight fire with fire. There is a cult close to me that does this weird "cast out thy demons" randomly at me, and I'm, not their cup of tea. Once I was so tired of them trying to "cast out my demons" I started preaching back "In the name of Lady Gaga, Chapell Roan and RuPauls Dragrace I declare be gone, preacher of boring wardrobes" or something like that. The confusion was funny until they just got louder. I don't even know what they want at this point. A little context: It's a cult I've been unfortunate enough to share a home town with. (small towns and all that) They scream after anyone they think look like a sinner. And once they started they wont stop. I've had them after me since I was seven. They most likely want to keep up appearances of doing goods work. I really do not know. Ty for all the support

[@cupokopi2034]

icon

[@akiluckyakilucky7524]

Legend

[@teyahmt]

😂😂😂😂

[@billieseyelashes]

i know chappell is so, so proud of you. 💖

[@iloveyou.77]

THATS HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ich-Existiere-Nicht]

As someone who used to suffer from religious OCD I am really glad I haven't discovered Instagram Reels back then. I would have eaten it up. And I mean that in the worst way.💀

[@Catie_Joy]

Yep!!! So many of these people are dealing with clinical scrupulosity, which is then celebrated and reinforced by their audiences as a positive thing.

[@help_icantread4265]

Same! I feel like this could ruin some kids life, especially with the “demons” disrupting their everyday activities. I could see little me just sitting there watching these videos worried about my every move.

[@Ich-Existiere-Nicht]

@@Catie_Joy It's genuinely so concerning.

[@coolchameleon21]

OCD is way more common than people think, especially spiritual/religious OCD

[@deadinside8781]

@@coolchameleon21I have OCD, hi!

[@andii64]

I just found your account and yes I do enjoy listening to you ramble during your videos which is why I'm binge-watching them. Love the energy, bluntness, thoughts, and humor.

[@PencilShavings]

i loved when my Christian coworker found out i was Jewish and then asked how could my mother be anywhere but hell if she didn't accept Jesus. thanks Juanita that was really cool of you to say to me.

[@junebugsjukebox]

Because us Jews notoriously……dont like Jesus? Please 😭😭😭

[@emilyschmitt6162]

Jesus was literally Jewish! The chosen people of God were Jewish! 😭

[@danacoto6441]

some people ... the fuck! :O

[@xLiLlyx98]

Assuming this was said about your deceased mother... What an absolute cvnt and I'm so sorry 😢 even if it was out of concern (which I highly doubt) some people just need to be taught some damn manners, omg...

[@Yoylec_ke]

As a Christian myself, that is not how a Christian should act at all. Looks like Juanita forgot about “love thy neighbor as thyself” again.

[@Obadaddy_]

9:21 "You might pull off an exorcism, or you might get stabbed 47 times in a row. Either way you're gonna need a priest." omfg

[@map8oula]

For the rest of us Christians who are embarrassed by the ones you showed in the video, thanks for being respectful and not lumping us all in the same category.

[@nahthisismyhandle]

As a fellow Christian, I agree, I'm glad they didn't slander all of us and put us together as a hive mind thing, whatever we get called

[@matthew-j75]

As a 20 year old Muslim, I understand this. Up until last year I had no idea how much the world hated us. A regular Muslim and a terrorist were being put in the same category. But all I've cared about is my studies and friends. All my abbu cares about is feeding our family. All my mom cares about are us.

[@georgiac-k9005]

⁠@@matthew-j75Muslims always so kind to me i love u guys keep up the good work study hard

[@matthew-j75]

@@georgiac-k9005 ❣️❣️

[@lychon5491]

Yeah legit, as a Christian myself, it honestly is so frustrating that ppl record themselves being outright embarrassing on platforms like this. Like, their not doing anything besides making ppl ridicule Christianity (“free ammunition for your enemies”) which is so annoying imo.

[@Silly_Cowboy_Dude]

Honestly with the chip one I was like “THE INHIBITOR CHIP?!!!!!?? FROM CLONE WARS??????? STOOOOOO-“

[@c0smic_eve]

Holy shit Order 66 Uhhhh 666 mark of the beast or something

[@Silly_Cowboy_Dude]

@ THE LINES.. THEY’RE CONNECTING!!!!

[@Shodan451]

As someone with OCD/psychosis who used to have religious problems around it, the woman in the car around 6:50 reminds me of intrusive thoughts (worrying about the dying in a car accident) and the compulsion (telling the devil to leave until it feels 'right') to feel safe through actions or words. Same with the one who saw the exorcist trailer and ran around her house. It's made me worry for years about the amount of religious people who don't know they have OCD

[@mollylong3571]

It's sooooo OCD also really annoying on the level that the new exorcist movie might as well be a pureflix joint and it's STILL too "demonic" for this lady

[@strawberrychangeling]

frfr i have an exorcism for u, its called taking ur damn meds

[@MellSayzHi]

Yeah i think the french call it something like 'Call of the void'

[@Solar_Corpus]

Even after leaving Christianity and becoming agnostic, I still struggle with religious based ocd and fear of psychosis. It’s absolutely terrifying and anytime I hear evangelical zealots claim anything is “the devil” it pisses me off, not because I believe them, but it’s so triggering for me. I get almost sent into a panic when I want more than anything to be free from this terror and fear of something out of my control, I never wanted to know these things.

[@gador5027]

This, and also psychotic spectrum disorders. Oftentimes fervorous believers talk about experiences that meet every single criteria in the DSM-5 page for psychotic outbreak, schizophrenia or schizotypical personality disorder

[@elithoreson4645]

22:15 Proverbs 5 19: “a lovely deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight; be intoxicated always in her love.” Lmaoooo

[@Amethyst_Za_Cat]

That’s in the Bible!?

[@6240LEA]

@@Amethyst_Za_Catyes😭😭

[@andrewbower2533]

I was getting a lot of “chimpanzees see a turtle for the first time” energy from that clip.

[@jasonellis4330]

​@Amethyst_Za_Cat there's a lot of wild stuff in the bible lol

[@acarlo4380]

Breasts are always a delight. No matter your gender, sexuality, etc. Always.

[@loststars6533]

As a Christian, I loved loved loved your takes on these content creators. "Not everyone saying to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter into the Kingdom of the heavens, but only the one doing the will of my Father who is in the heavens will. Many will say to me in that day: 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and expel demons in your name, and perform many powerful works in your name?' And then I will declare to them: 'I never knew you! Get away from me, you workers of lawlessness!'" -- Jesus, Matthew 7:21-23 Meaning: not everyone who claims to be Christian actually is. Anyone who doesn't do the research and get with the actual program, so to speak, will not be accepted by God -- no matter how many Instagram reels they make.

[@drain4314]

So why do you claim to be Christian while joining a crowd of people bashing the faith because of some cringy reels?

[@hagencarter8834]

@@drain4314Because it’s good to be critical of the things you care strongly about

[@lxlx7941]

@@drain4314because that’s wrong, people can be hypocrites and fake too you know. They can use religion in their favor and do horrible things with it, it’s NOT bashing, they’re calling out their behavior because there’s just some things that are just too much :) like literally:) it’s literally disrespectful and disgusting:) that’s literally not in the Bible and that’s not how you approach things These people are not making other people like Jesus or religion, they’re making them HATE IT

[@sethfulton7011]

as a kid i always wondered how all the good ppl who were never exposed to christianity will have the chance to go to heaven, and that’s when i realized that the actions you perform in life matter more than with whom/with what you identify. a laosian woman in the 1920s who serves her community selflessly will see heaven/paradise far sooner than these egotistical, narcissistic, greedy business owners who claim to be christians but financially abuse their employees, mistreat their family, and knowingly pollute their communities - both environmentally and socially, and only act christian when they think others are watching.

[@Lilly-xz9gm]

What is the will of the Fathe then? Jesus explicitly said he came to fulfill the mosaic law (matthew 5:17-18), emphasizing obedience to god’s commandments. Yet paul later taught that salvation comes through faith in Jesus, not by works of the law (e.g., Galatians 2:16). This seems contradictory. On one hand, Jesus upheld the law; on the other, Paul downplayed it, focusing on faith alone for salvation... that's a major inconsistency

[@graup1309]

thank you for this fascinating perspective into American Christianity. Truly wild.

[@mhm3071]

I would truly love to know what Christians outside of the US are like, growing up as an "american" Christian really ruins the whole thing for you unfortunately. Majority of them are horrible, judgemental people. They shunned my mother out of the church when she needed it most, that's not very Christian like at all.

[@alexiggutierrez]

I love FunkyFrotBait, they're my favorite conservative, right wing, Cristian, cis, and hetero content creator ever 😊

[@eternallaurum]

They're the best 👌

[@-Galaxy-2695]

Truly, they are all of those things.

[@miatta_]

​@@eternallaurum Funky uses they/them pronouns

[@Joe-wu4xp]

​@@miatta_I don't think they knew that

[@eternallaurum]

Sorry guys, I wasn't aware. Thanks for letting me know. I've fixed my original comment.

[@notthegoodgirl]

The worst is when you get called into a private meeting with the pastor or elders and told some bs about how “god” told them to tell you what to do with your life, which is usually the exact opposite of what you were planning (and they found out because you had told some other church members). If you go against their “spoken word,” you’re suddenly labeled disobedient. CULT.

[@THE326JORDAN]

yes usually God’s plan for us is the opposite to what we plan for ourselves because we don’t know what’s best for ourselves like He does, like how parents know what’s best for their child even when that child thinks they know it themselves. proverbs‬ ‭16‬:‭9 reads “We make our own plans, but the Lord decides where we will go.”‭‭ as for disagreeing with somebody’s prophecy for you, if it is an accurate prophecy (there are people who falsely prophesize both knowingly and unknowingly) then yes you are disobedient to what God is calling you to do. but you need to understand that we do this every single day. going against what God wants for us is what sin is-it’s missing His standard. and we all sin, since we’re humans predisposed to that and the bible is very clear on this: romans 3:23 says “for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.” how is it cultish to say you are being disobedient to God when we all admit that we are disobedient to God ourselves, and on a regular basis? it would be cultish if we acted as if we are perfect but that’s the opposite of our doctrine, because we believe that we’re so inherently flawed and disobedient that we need a savior, Lord Jesus Christ. so please don’t misunderstand or perpetuate stereotypes against the Christian faith and people. if you have any questions about my faith and my God then i can try my best to answer them to clear up any misconceptions. God bless you friend and i hope you have a nice evening. 💓

[@Heather.Isaiah43.1]

I hope one day you can let go of the hurt of these men and understand that GOD will hold them to account. No need to tell me you don’t believe in HIM I get that loud and clear from your comment, but at least with HIM there will be accountability one day. Otherwise your anger is surely justified if we all just die and they have gotten their fill in taking advantage of others. I hope one day you find some good came out of the evil you endured💛. I have faith that no evil is allowed to occur unless it CAN produce some sort of good.

[@Bobby_wobby]

And this is part of the reason why I'm atheist.

[@SegunNwarache-gl1gd]

As a Christian, 😔

[@anternal_fallenafton6079]

@@Bobby_wobby Me too brother

[@gabrielledalton9130]

Religious freedom does not mean the freedom to impose religious ideologies on others.

[@just_v_woolf]

real but isn't that Christianity's whole schtick ://

[@gabrielledalton9130]

@ Yes, the Christian Bible does encourage people to spread the word of God, often referred to as the "Great Commission" in Matthew 28:19-20, but it also contains verses that can be interpreted as telling people to "mind their own business" in situations where meddling in others' personal lives is not necessary, which can seem contradictory; however, the key is to discern when to share your faith and when to respect personal boundaries. Thessalonians 4:11-12, encourages people to "mind their own business" by saying, "Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life: You should mind your own business and work with your hands, just as we told you." However, this is the “power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them... To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them, to forget any fact that has become inconvenient, and then, when it becomes necessary again, to draw it back from oblivion for just as long as it is needed, to deny the existence of objective reality and all the while to take account of the reality which one denies - all this is indispensably necessary. Even in using the word doublethink it is necessary to exercise doublethink. For by using the word one admits that one is tampering with reality; by a fresh act of doublethink one erases this knowledge; and so on indefinitely, with the lie always one leap ahead of the truth.” -1984

[@AbracaDanielll]

That includes all the other ideologies

[@ede2362]

I also dont get why the woman says stuff like halloween being an evil fest. Thats discriminating against religions like paganism

[@suupi22]

No but it means the freedom to publicly claim ur religion. Religious freedom means the right to believe and live by one's religious tradition - or lack thereof - and allows all citizens to shape their lives, whether private or public, based on personal and communal beliefs.

[@ELWILS11]

PLEASE PUT THAT PARODY RAP ON SPOTIFY RN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😢

[@op1umofthepeople]

"the devil made this little girl fall while running to stitch" has he never heard of gravity? has he never heard of tripping or accidents?

[@charliegibson4016]

An apple fell on Isaac newtons head, and Satan tempted eve with an apple. gravity is apples and apples are the devil so gravity is the devil. -this guy, probably

[@strawberrychangeling]

how petty is this devil to trip over some random kid lmao??

[@Cdidathing]

@charliegibson4016 that’s somehow more of a stretch then conspiracy theroys.

[@fluffinpuffn-k7g]

The devil invented gravity. Don’t listen to anyone who says otherwise! Also the earth is flat and Swedish people don’t exist, stay woke /j

[@zuritribe4844]

😂😭😭💀 why god do that to that little girl thought the babies were the purest!? So happy god stopped that little devil baby 😂 (playing)

[@totallynothunter8]

having a 'toy' ad in the middle of an incredibly conservative topic is peak comedy 💀💀

[@Macy-q4i]

Toy *

[@somerandomcapybara]

Why not lmao

[@artgeek3697]

Oh sweet neptune, I had flashbacks to when I worked at dunkin donuts when that guy pulled up to preach in the drive through. One of the customers noticed I wasn't very enthused when he said god bless you. I was like "you too". The frick was I supposed to say? I'm not religious. He asked and I made the mistake of telling him I wasn't religious, to which he responded with, "Jesus loves you. He really does. He loves you." Wow, thanks man. All of a sudden my prior feelings toward religion has changed and I believe in God now. Thank you. I also had a co worker try to give me a bible, after stating I haven't read it, nor want to. Also tried explaining how I find it hard to believe in just one religion when there are hundreds and I'm more of a science and see it to believe type person. She was like "Yeah, but my religion is the right one." Wtf?

[@hauntpsychic]

I give out samples and one time some, very recently, some random teen/college freshman came up to me and tried to preach to me about Xmas being inherently Christian. When I explained xmas' relationship w pre Christian winter solstice holidays and how the church appropriated these traditions to promote Christianity, he acted offended or like I needed to be converted. After a while, I gave him a "dude, I'm trying to work. Leave me alone."

[@artgeek3697]

@hauntpsychic I don't know why they try converting someone as soon as someone expresses they aren't Christian or follow their ideals or opinions on things. Dude, I promise, you don't want me to join you lmao. But I find it easier to agree to disagree with people instead of arguing though. Trying to change someone's mind on things is a hassle. Can't tell a flat Earther that the Earth is round. Because despite numerous evidence pointing otherwise they still don't change that opinion lol.

[@TheBigJayAgenda]

@@artgeek3697 Cuz they think consent is a myth

[@otakuinred]

You just brought back memories of when I worked at Taco Bell and people would hand me flyers for their church or blast their Christian music radios 😭 it was a special kind of hell

[@waffles3629]

Ugh, I have people try to give me Bibles when they find out I'm an atheist. They are very not happy when I say "Why do you think I'm an atheist? Reading the Bible for myself". Like telling me to do the thing that made me sure I didn't want to continue to try to force myself to believe is not gonna make me believe.

[@rogueuppercut]

“The chemicals have advanced my…homosexuality” makes me CRY🤣

[@misscarinapond]

If I heard someone yelling on a plane about people putting “chips” in their hands as a form of devil worship I’d probably ask a flight attendant to find a doctor bc they were having some kind of psychotic break

[@bloop6111]

“Wait yall got chips 😩 I got pretzels”

[@omotayosatuyi252]

@@bloop6111 😂😂

[@omotayosatuyi252]

Yeah that was pretty crazy to hear and i'm a Christian

[@vocaloidhoe2238]

My dad sat me down and gave me that same talk. I fear for he is too far gone

[@latestmush9281]

@@omotayosatuyi252wdym I understand it is crazy to hear as a follower of Christ know that the mark of the beast is in the book of revelation “And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: and that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.” ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭13‬:‭16‬-‭17‬ ‭ But yeah idk why when spreading the gospel you would ever mention this to an unbeliever you will just sound crazy

[@yvechapman9342]

"Get to know them in a biblical way" is the best way I've ever heard adult toys advertised

[@BrysonSappingtonMusic]

24:47 ngl, I'm a Christian and I agree with just about everything you said. Most ot what Christian social media is centers around "condemnation if you scroll" but honestly, I wish they'd just stop. It ticks me and a lot of the Christians I know off. They're just beyond the point of reasoning bc like you said, to them it's persecution

[@MegaJaguarPrime]

I feel ya, I’ve seen a lot of “Christian” hypocrites in my life too

[@f1ll.the.vo1d]

its just embarrassing, spreading the Gospel doesnt mean making people feel like there sinning or ignoring God by scrolling on a low pixel video you made in your room with your 300$ camera set you bought with the money you made by making people feel insecure with when in reality God could give less of a shit of if you stayed on that video or not. Or those ones who are like "do you have time for God?" but its just them talking about there faith the whole time. Literally nobody cares just leave people alone and spread the Gospel in a church or something PLEASE 😭😭

[@veronicalusk5229]

So glad youtube showed me this. You rock!

[@Zeldalover14]

Growing up evangelical with anxiety and a bit of the tism was terrifying. Like what do you mean at any second everyone i know and love could be poofed out of existence in the start of the apocalypse? Rejecting this religion was one of the best things for my mental wellbeing i ever did.

[@coleengoodell7523]

You poor thing. My insomnia and anxiety started with that frightening "Now I lay me down to sleep prayer". I was taught nothing else about God other than that and I was scared half to death every night. "If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take" OMG! They never talked about me dying at any other time, it must happen at night when I'm asleep. And take my soul where, where and who is this Lord who will be taking it? Mortified!

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

Same. I’m also doing it because I’m sick of the Christian hate of minorities. I switched teams. I’m fighting for love and inclusivity now!

[@lrclouder8088]

Aww im genuinely so sorry about that! That sounds like an awful experience. Im so glad my parents gave me freedom to develop my own religious identity and i want to use that as much as possible to spread love and inclusivity, instead of fear and hatred like so many people use religion as an excuse for

[@SeekJesusFindLife]

​​@@noodlepoodlegirlChristianity is about love and inclusivity. I guess you never read the gospels and other texts.

[@tcdan-c2m]

I can relate!

[@KnightofEmerald44]

This comment section and this video helps me feel relieved and makes me laugh a bit at the religious trauma I’ve gained from living in a heavily religious household and family. Thank you Funky we say in Unison

[@ville-c4u]

no one cares

[@KnightofEmerald44]

@ Alright 🫡

[@ngr-belle]

It's okay, I hope you found peace from your trauma. Thank you, Funky!!!

[@Addy-ve1yc]

I hope you're doing better now. I can't relate to a heavily religious household, but I got yelled at when my parents found out I am an atheist and was accused of not believing in women's rights because I think trans people should be allowed to be whoever they want to be. Indeed, thank you Funky

[@BeforeOurCrime]

I hope you're doing better. Healing from trauma is always such a long and hard, but fulfilling, journey. Wishing you all the best ❤

[@Troutfish420]

The woman having a sudden thought about a car crash and then immediately trying to ward of a demon sounds like she's dealing with ocd. I hope she realizes and gets help :(

[@Amber-jb8su]

Probably just a skit no need to worry

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

I have OCD and a few other lovely diagnoses, it’s a treat! 😉 A pain to live with untreated, tolerable with medical help. 💙

[@Troutfish420]

@noodlepoodlegirl yeah, I also have it. Not fun :(

[@bellatrixlestrange1602]

As a Muslim, thank you so so so much for pointing out the double standard when it comes to this kind of behaviour

[@soup-ernatural908]

For those curious, the line at 11:06 of 'Hell is empty and all the devils are here' comes from The Tempest by William Shakespeare. It is quoted from one of the characters, specifically Ariel quoting Ferdinand, when he jumped ship during a storm.

[@reverie08]

Best Shakespeare play, no questions asked

[@Addy-ve1yc]

I love you, random human

[@d0dgecity]

I've been playing a lot of Pokemon Pocket TCG and that line "I guess Jesus is a psychic type. I choose you, King-of-the-Jews!" fucking sent me dude 🤣🤣🤣

[@Briistheparty]

I play that game too there was an incident in the 80s where they said Pokemon was evil and bruh I couldn’t stop laughing

[@SewardWriter]

​@@Briistheparty Pokemon didn't exist in the '80s. Are you a decade off?

[@Cacklesloudly23]

Same with magic the gathering in the 90s lol

[@Briistheparty]

@@SewardWriter maybe I don’t really know but I know they said something like that in the past so yes I think I’m a decade off

[@PaigeVoghel]

I think Jesus would be thrilled to be a Pokémon, some tell Nintendo, I know they are running out of idea for Pokémon.

[@MissAcres]

“The devil wants you to think he is Spider-man, but he is not! 😱😱😱😱” Never laughed harder in my life before

[@violetbailey8115]

did you also know that most college students went to college? how about that when stirring a cup of tea, you should be careful not to use a spoon and not your prefrontal cortex?

[@lilys7431]

“Hold on let me flex on this McDonalds employee in the name of Jesus real quick.” 😂😂😂😂😂 Ok I admit it I backed it up 3x it had me so tickled.

[@jeremydiehl3111]

“Something’s burning, whats that smell? Just a little baby bbq down in hell” Is hands down the greatest rap verse I’ve heard.

[@MeredithJohnson-dx6if]

I snorted when I heard that 😭

[@itsROMPERS...]

I came here to make this comment.

[@artemisdabestfr]

@@MeredithJohnson-dx6if SAME LOL

[@Zeldafan1ify]

jokes aside, i don't know if she's just being sarcastic and going against some extreme Bible-thumpers because that's not even Biblical 😅 All children go to heaven, even babies

[@itsROMPERS...]

@Zeldafan1ify maybe in your church, but I've definitely heard that in some churches kids reach a certain age where they are considered responsible for their actions, usually when they're confirmed.

[@notthegoodgirl]

*All I want for Christmas is more Little White Wafer raps.*

[@otakuinred]

The bars were fire, much like hell

[@KHOTCHILIPEPPER]

"What's that smell? Little baby barbeque down in hell"🔥🔥🔥

[@frotk]

“Suddenly possessed by an elderly southern pastor” is peak comedy and also an unfortunate byproduct of committing to the bit 😂

[@TheOMGdoughnuts]

As a Christian who grew up in a cult and escaped I avoided this video from Funky Frog for so long because I knew it would make me want to consider ending it all… in Minecraft of course. And let me tell you, it didn’t disappoint. The cringe was unbearable.

[@jarrodkersey6960]

off topic: but you legit have some of the best hair ever. it’s soooo beautiful like omg

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

right! having watched them in a bit and its so nice!!! jealoussss

[@gergyta9211]

Not to be that person, but it looks like it would so fun to mess with and it’s so majestic

[@redfailhawk]

@@gergyta9211my mum has hair like FFB and I can assure you it’s been so fun to mess with at times.

[@dflaming1371]

​@@gergyta9211 i know, im constantly thinking "not to be weird...but...i wanna scrunch her hair". She has VERY nice hair. This long mullet it THE look

[@vicc5176]

​@@dflaming1371 Froggy goes by they/them ;)

[@finnbinn924]

"The devil doesn't want you to see this" Well thank you very kindly Lucifer for giving me better content than AI slop.

[@annaoldenbeuving4498]

As a hazbin hotel fan: Luci has beef with the V's because Val licked his daughter

[@annaoldenbeuving4498]

Hazbin Hotel is a recommendation

[@justinkianaalfredo6843]

@@annaoldenbeuving4498 hell of a boss also

[@annaoldenbeuving4498]

@@justinkianaalfredo6843 Yeah, helluva boss is also really good, but i orginaly had a second comment(it vanished) joking about Lucifer having beef wih the V's

[@Emmett-my-omelet]

I was raised by Pentecostal pastors, my mom’s parents were pastors, my dad’s parents were pastors. My parents were pastors. My parents had four kids, three of them are now queer and atheist or agnostic. Watching your videos is so liberating and comical, it helps me process my religious trauma and validates the delusional environment and experiences I grew up with. I love your content!! Thanks for sharing this!!

[@sunnyandthechlo]

They were pretty bad at their job if they’re pushing people straight out of the religion. Isn’t that a sign to change their ways?

[@extraterrestrialsubliminal1399]

​@@sunnyandthechlo that's too logical for them to fathom

[@MysticShadow-n4x]

“The people with nose piercings..” *takes out piercing* That one got me lmao

[@Rydzita]

,,How are we feeling after..." the way I confidently said Arcane😭

[@Krispykreme15]

Real

[@zephyros2522]

On both those fronts... I am not feeling good

[@Resolution2026]

Whats Arcane…

[@random_internaut]

@@Resolution2026 an amazing / tragic show. Im destroyed. I loved every second. Both are true.

[@ratqueenbee]

oh I just *hate* it when I’m on a plane and they ask me to… *rolls dice* put a chip in my *spins a wheel* …in my forehead

[@ADHDaholic]

Oh man, guess I can’t do that anymore..gosh darn it

[@SamS-jt7tv]

A lot of these remind me of what’s know as a form of OCD but with religion. So the “obsessions” come from the religion, and the ritualistic acts are the “compulsions”. They need to see a doctor. It’s also slightly amusing to see them act out what looks identical to witchcraft-something banned in their religion. Side note, I bought my bf that same shirt you’re wearing many years ago for his birthday. Love it!!

[@Iwasnevermeanttobehere]

In one of Orson Scott Card's novels, there are characters like this.

[@__wish.bone__3655]

My ocd was terrible when i was like 13 and holy SHIT i hated saying my prayers because i HAD to make it perfect and include everyone and everything in the prayer or else "something bad would happen". I feel bad for anyone with ocd who comes across the videos that go "if you scroll past this, then the DEVIL is controlling YOU!" Becoming agnostic has been amazing for my mental health lmao

[@Joemamalackin]

​@@__wish.bone__3655THIS WAS MY EXPERIENCE TOO. Absolutely exhausting. Spent whole nights praying over and over because I took too long remembering someone

[@catpfp-s5k]

@@ville-c4uwowwww scarryyyy 🥺🥺

[@dweikk1649]

This is just pseudo science 😂😂bro is onto absolutely nothing people get radicalized, end of story. Sure, it Ocd can cause stuff like that, however, its wayy more likely that the person is just too passionate or was "brainwashed"