Funniest Fanfiction Comments (r/FanFiction)

[@asveses5730]

"Continue this fic, or I'm coming for your kneecaps." "I'll boil your toes." And "Sir, please, I am a poor Victorian child, I feed from your chapters- Don't let me starve good sir."

[@Quackervoltz]

Crying

[@TheChristianCountess2721]

Lol! We’re they all from the same person?

[@asveses5730]

@@TheChristianCountess2721 Two different people.

[@kellyntaylor8184]

I got a comment on my first fanfic. And it word for word was, “I’M SHITTING LAWN CHAIRS!” I laughed for a good ten minutes

[@citronvannalemon]

*_I'M SHITTING LAWN CHAIRS!!!_*

[@markipliertrash1562]

What does this MEAN

[@BooTheEater]

​@@markipliertrash1562 It means they're shitting lawn chairs.

[@eyemoisturizer]

that sounds like it hurts

[@cofithesheepy]

damn, now *i'm* shitting lawn chairs

[@huntiehunterslime]

Someone described my hurt comfort fic as soup. “Omg I love it so much the plot is like soup at this point thick and warm but still liquid ya know” It’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me and I look at that comment whenever I feel bad about my writing

[@aceofspades8474]

That’s super cute and also I feel like soup is a weirdly fitting analogy for hurt comfort; the way I see hurt comfort is like intentionally getting the cold so you can have the experience of wrapping yourself up in cozy blankets and eating hot soup to bring yourself some relief.

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

​@@aceofspades8474you just described my favourite fanfic genre in the most perfect way this is exactly what it is (bonus points for my favourite subgenre of hurt comfort being sickfics so it quite often LITERALLY involves colds and cozy blankets haha)

[@Cobalt_Spartan]

"Google, stop showing me s#x ads! I know there are desperate $luts in my area, I have a mirror!" This was on my cyberpunk story where the mc was giving a birthday gift to his ex fiance.

[@gabbithealicorn7327]

LOL, I love that meme

[@thetageist]

We need more people in this world who write/talk like the ‘boss frogs’ person, they seem so chill and fun to be around.

[@BlindStarLily]

I think it was one of the comments left on my Pocky game Kris/Berdly oneshot. It was just, “KUDOSKUDOSKUDOS,” in all caps, with no spaces, for about ten or fifteen lines. It was so enthusiastic that it almost broke my screen reader. I was, needless to say, extremely flattered c: Edit: I totally understand the love of being called things like Author-Chan or Author-Senpai. On my old trainwreck of a longfic, one commenter who still holds a very special place in my heart referred to me, not by my username or a shortform version of it, but instead called me, “Your honor,” like they were speaking to a judge in a courtroom. To this day, I’ve been tempted to include Justice in the beginning of my username just for them c:

[@aceofspades8474]

Now I’m curious how you can do the pocky game with a beak, and I hope that it was acknowledged and used for comedy. Kris and Berdly is such a cursed crackship yet I cannot keep myself from shipping it.

[@characookie241]

I'm literally writing a deltarune fic and then I see this as the first comment. How. Anyways Kris + Berdly is the funniest ship, 10/10.

[@BlindStarLily]

@@aceofspades8474 So the fic was just comedy all around. It was told from Noelle’s POV. Berdly wanted to play the Pockey game with her and she didn’t know how to say no. In swoops Kris being the MVP that we all know they are, volunteering themself to take Noelle’s place. Berdly is too prideful to back out and, right after the kiss, Kris blows on his face and makes his feathers puff up (something that actually happens with birds in real life). It was fun to write and only came about because I was eating Pockey on a Skype call with a friend and she asked me what DR characters were most likely to play. Good times

[@BlindStarLily]

@@characookie241 They went straight down the Crackship to Unironic OTP pipeline so quickly for me. Started as a joke, but now it’s genuinely my favorite ship, like, ever. Out of every one of the way too many fandoms I’m in, Krispy Chicken is my number one, hands down-

[@Lizzylove6073]

OK I NEED TO READ THIS FIC NOW

[@mahimeghan]

“I can tell that one of you was raised catholic” on a fic my girlfriend and I are writing together

[@Null-value]

Were they right?

[@gabbithealicorn7327]

NOT THE CALLOUT 😭

[@mahimeghan]

@@Null-value yes

[@Pipkiablo]

I think my favorite was "You clearly need Jesus, and so do I for thinking this was hot." They became a regular reader of mine after that, so I think that was a good thing.

[@lilyd8908]

Dunno about funny, but the weirdest comment I’ve gotten was simply “when do the spankings begin?” On a multi chapter plotty angst fic. There were zero spankings to speak of.

[@deen7530]

I'm gonna start posting that on random fics now

[@CoraMaria]

I'd just reply with the closest equivalent: "Chapter 44" It might not be exactly what they're looking for, but hey, it's a chained prisoner being beaten into silence. Close enough, right?

[@Byssa6]

I once wrote a crack oneshot and I got this comment “Rabbid Mario is obscenely out of character here. He wouldn't have tied Teto to a chair, he'd have fought him fair and square and killed him like a man!”

[@c0zmozys]

WJAT

[@kiryuutouga]

On my (now orphaned) fic where Jesus is an among us crewmate, I got the comment “You just had to post this on Ash Wednesday didn’t you”. The comment was posted on a Thursday. If you’re curious on the name of the fic, it was Jesus is JeSUS.

[@wrightcember]

i hope you go to heaven for this

[@deen7530]

This comment is a rollercoaster

[@nemo-is-real]

Why would you orphan that fic? Sounds like something to put on your portfolio.

[@kiryuutouga]

@@nemo-is-real I lost interest in updating it :/

[@cinders-xs2zn]

⁠Um… this one time me and my friend were looking at Jesus fanfic in church for funsies, and I found that one and we laughed for a good ten minutes till we got weird looks from the Youth Leaders. Good work, my good fellow fanfic writer!

[@gaspshichat]

direct quote on a superhero/supervillain hermitcraft au i wrote: "I was going to comment about [character's] 'shoulder pains' but her dying kinda distracted me"

[@SnowSecretsHere]

“PHYSICAL NEEDS ARE FOR COWARDS NOW MUTATE SO YOU CAN KISS HIM FOREVER” - on a paragraph where two characters broke a kiss to breathe

[@Thingamagic-z6c]

"[Character A] is proactive. They all seem like very good friends." It was said in response to 3 characters acting all lovey dovey in an early chapter to show that they were all part of a polycule. It's simple, but still makes me laugh.

[@JackoHeartz]

I once wrote a secret santa gift for someone, and they pretty much dissected their thought process reading it in the comments. I have never felt more serotonin than I did in that moment, especially since it was my first time writing for that fandom. ... Also once someone screamed in my comments and that also sparked joy in me lol

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

i love writing "dissecting my thought process" type comments on animatics and fics and shit i hope someone will do the same for me when i post my own stuff

[@lucabayley1454]

One of my friends got a comment that was super long but essentially was asking to cite it in a college thesis essay worth 50% of their grade. They even quoted the most “moving” quotes of the fic in their comment, complete with MLA formatted intext citations.

[@deen7530]

As an academic myself I would be honored if someone wanted to cite my fic lol

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

listen as a person studying to be a scientist i am SO JEALOUS of your friend that's the best way to compliment a fic😭😭

[@NekoChanSenpai]

God tier

[@erinbunbury9210]

"How do you manage to make it hurt worse than the source material?" -Moon Knight TV show fanfic

[@deen7530]

Oh man what did you write?

[@erinbunbury9210]

@@deen7530 Angst, my dude. Angst.

[@maihopop]

HOLY SHIT MOON KNIGHT!?!? fanfic link now

[@kaybadberg534]

Oh. Oh no

[@vynnie5389]

I wrote a genshin fic where venti had went psycho, and he had written a poem how everyone will regret making him snap, and the comments under it were "hes in his emo era 😔" and i couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes.

[@Halloweenish]

Boss Frog sounds like something you’d fight in Cuphead.

[@MathematicalVoid]

I know there’s a boss fight against Ryu and Ken frogs named “Ribby” and “Croaks.”

[@thesetwofloofs5397]

On my romantic dialogue. Original spelling intact. “My girlfriend said this to me once, we brok up”

[@vinnieleonsepic]

As a commentator I think my most unhinged habit is that I am DELIBERATE with my keyboard smashing - well, it’s not smashing. I want the right letters in the right order to really convey my feelings. I’ve also become a rat before but idk.

[@markerofthemidnight7469]

Something I commented on a bookmark I recently made: ‘This fic invokes a feeling of existential dread in me. 10/10, would read for the first time and be simultaneously fascinated and terrified again.’

[@rosykindbunny1313]

Not a comment for a published fanfic, but actually a reaction to my short story in creative writing class. One of my classmates got to the part where a character murders her husband, and I think it surprised her. She said, "Ok, I didn't expect that" with the most concerned expression. And then proceeded to laugh when the next sentence referred to the murder as "what was necessary."

[@deen7530]

Oh man, creative writing classes have some of the best reactions. In mine, one guy's story had a bunch of background characters, one of whom was introduced as "Handy Andy, who's nickname says it all." The character was only mentioned in that sentence and had no dialogue or story significance. When we were giving the writer our feedback, every single one of us was like "Why's he called Handy Andy?!" After we gave our feedback, the writer was finally allowed to speak and clarify our questions, and he was like "You guys really care about Handy Andy, huh."

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@@deen7530 I want a whole spinoff based on Handy Andy lol! I freaking love creative writing class and the people in it. I'm gonna be so sad when it ends.

[@aliciam6145]

@@deen7530 Handy Andy sounds like Ice Pick Joe

[@Puellaphantasia]

Wrote a fanfic on tumblr once, before the character limits were changed, posted a new chapter and the next day my inbox was filled with probably 20 different people just *screaming* because of the plot twist. Several of them called me evil, comments on the actual post were filled with people crying, tags on the reblogs were a bunch of keyboard smashing. It was a good day. Less extreme, I wrote a friendship fic between a not so popular character and an OC in which my character vanished out of existence, explaining the canon character's completely unexplained motivation in the series proper. This fic was a one shot side story to the main fic and one of my readers from the main story just commented "What the fuck" and proceeded to add it to their book marks with the comment "Not funny. Cried." And reblogged a bit of promo art I drew on tumblr to tell their followers saying they were devastated. Just a few days ago I got this comment on a fic ">be me >finishe great chapter >search fo next chapter >there is no next chapter >CRIES OF SORROW" Which is the kind of thing you expect on an abandoned fic, right? Imagine my confusion, given that this last chapter had just been updated 12 hours before the comment was made. I comforted them with a reply and yes, because this fic is in fact a rarepair that had absolutely no chance of ever being canon especially after the show's conclusion, they had read the entire fic thinking that it was "Abandoned to the sands of time." Luckily for them, I still have plenty of story left. Unfortunately, the people who called me Evil before may be onto something 😈

[@mikeywayism]

One of the comments left on one of my incorrect quotes fics was “you leave the vampire king alone, he’s 52 and that’s pretty old for a vampire grandpa!”

[@Null-value]

“i feel like a little beetle reading this” - I have no idea what that means, but I feel like this is the highest compliment one can ever hope to receive. “HEHEHEHEHEH I love gay robots doing gay things with quiet social commentary about totally crazy gay sex in the background” - there was no sex. “Simply amazing. Mere sentences cannot describe the ecstacy I am experiencing as I read this literary masterpiece. If God is not in ULTRAKILL, then he is in your hand, churning put the best fanfiction in history. Absolutely breathtaking.” - on “The single best thing I have ever written”, a 14 word joke fic. All of the comments on that fic are amusing.

[@deen7530]

Gay robots? Do you, by chance, write for the Transformers fandom?

[@Null-value]

@@deen7530 Nope, ULTRAKILL. That said, queer robot solidarity 🤝

[@c0zmozys]

I NEED THAT 14 WORD JOKE FIC 😭😭

[@Null-value]

@@c0zmozys here it is in all its glory V1: Your name contains a type of cheese. Gabriel: Gabriel: How fucking dare you.

[@c0zmozys]

@@Null-value HELP ME. 1013818381831893136163/10.

[@malaizze]

I’m a commenter, and I’ve been slowly growing more unhinged in my comments on each and every chapter of a dead dove kidnapping found family fic. Started with “haha I wish someone cared about me like that lol” but my brain rot has progressed to just “omg girlboss she does nothing wrong (maybe the murders were a little far)!! slay queen!! They’re siblings NOW your honor 😋💞💞🙂” The author rightfully ignores my nonsense but I KNOW they see me

[@gaspshichat]

as a fanfic writer please know that most of read every single comment and just don't respond. you are my favourite kind of commenter

[@Rinasan28]

I wrote a fluffy, but bittersweet fic to end a long-running series of mine. One of the comments I got was "I'm actually crying like there are tears flowing down my face. Please take them, take my tears. Use them in your morning tea."

[@CadanL]

I left a comment on someone else's fic like "give me your brain juice" And they replied with something along the lines of: "you don't need it, I've read all your fics. Give me YOUR brain juice" Honestly just made my day

[@jennya1782]

One of my chapters ended on an incredibly angsty note, and I got a comment that read "NO. F*CK. B*TCH (HONORIFIC) WHAT THE HELL AHHHHHHH" and to this day that's the greatest thing I've ever seen

[@Eggsplendido]

I recall writing once a slowburn fanfic of a character turning into a werewolf and one of the comments I got was a question of "is he turning into a girl???"

[@Null-value]

I mean they both have to deal with a “that time of the month” /j

[@NekoChanSenpai]

Truly, what is the real difference between a werewolf and a girl?

[@kaybadberg534]

@@NekoChanSenpai I was going to say one has fur, but that doesn’t work in my case.

[@siritheneo]

I once commented on what I think was a jokefic saying something like “wait this is actually good” The best part is the author responded to thank me Edit: There was also that one time where I commented on a fic to tell them about the inside joke me and my friends had about it and the author thought it was funny

[@DrawciaGleam02]

" the author responded to thank me" Sweet! But what is a jokefic?

[@c0zmozys]

@@DrawciaGleam02a fic that doesnt take itself seriously or one that was made for shits n giggles i guess

[@hadtophoneya]

Not exactly fanfic, more like a HC, but my pal called a crack arsonist AU "so wholesome". It was unironic solely because it involved a pairing we both loved.

[@flermit645]

"Yes. That. Good job with the words."

[@Breakfast-ob8tq]

Out of all of the funny comments I get on my fics, I got one that said something along the lines of "(Character Name) and I are platonically married now. He doesn't know it yet, but we are :)" And to this day, I'm still cackling about how someone loved my random 'best friend sidekick' character sm to comment that. 😂

[@ViridianWoF]

oo oo! I have some (from my photo album dedicated to insane ao3 screenshots) “That boy resorts to Violence as a solution with more enthusiasm than a rat to unattended leftovers” “What a lovely bedtime story” (it was Not) “Sadness ensues, enjoy *puts the chapter on a plate and sets it on the table, fork and knife in hand; you are likely ravenous*” “Trigger Warnings : Blood I think that's the least concerning warning I've ever had” “Also, A (yk who you are) if you're reading this literally leave before I kill myself, thanks! -M” “um he's just messing around right. he's going to be fine right. author? right??” _____ responded: “hey reader! its nice to see people keeping their hopes up!” “woo yeah oh yeah so well written I sure hope nothing bad happens to them ever edit IM WAILING” “forenote I had problems writing this bc I ran out of synonyms for blood, so uh, take that as all the warning you might need”

[@Null-value]

That author response was brutal, I love it!

[@Null-value]

Also, are there really that many synonyms for blood? Lifeblood, ichor, cruor (if coagulated), sanguine/crimson/red/[insert color] liquid, gore (though I typically reserve gore when there are meaty bits)… Huh, more than I thought.

[@ViridianWoF]

@@Null-value yeahh for example here’s some quotes out of the fic “Scarlet drips from his nose and splatters over the green-grey.” “[character] spits crimson.” “there was dried crimson on the sides of his clothing when they brought him in, and tears in the fabric that match the scars beneath.” “…the tarp crumpling under his fingers, stagnant and stinking of iron.” etc mostly just blood colors lawl

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

not an author but i want to contribute to this so my favorite comment that I've ever left was "this is the first fanfic i can honestly say 'screaming crying and throwing up' to, i decided that this was so good that i wanted to get on my computer to reread it even though i have a really bad headache right now and threw up in the middle of it, 10/10 fic and also i think throwing up somehow made my headache better so thank you lmao" shoutout to "Day 3: Contact" by scrimmified on ao3 for curing my ails with gay men

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

NOOOO ITS A SOJ FIC I HAVEN'T PLAYED SOJ YET i've bookmarked it so i can read when i actually know who these people are

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

@@darkacadpresenceinblood OOOOH HAVE FUN WHEN YOU GET TO SOJ!! it's got a small fanbase within the aa fandom but it's really good imo, i cried SO hard when i played the last case for the first time

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma january 25 here i comeeeee (i'm waiting until aj trilogy release (help this sounds like waiting until narriage💀) with soj so i actually have a reason to buy it + i don't have to play it on shitty mobile version)

[@enieni1134]

mine was a bookmark comment that went: "fics that make me stand out in the rain and tilt my face dramatically towards the sky while loud orchestral romantic music plays in the background"

[@stellarrev9833]

Got a comment on one of my fics along the lines of "CRYING SCREAMING SHITTING SOBBING PUKING" once, I thought it was so funny I hadn't forgotten it for about two years now.

[@midnight_blue_moon]

I think the two that have made me laugh the most were both bookmark comments. The first was "got me feeling all sort of emotions wtf" and the second (on a different fic) was "ehehe"

[@therealopaartist]

TDI fanfic. I wrote in a fan character who had a SHIT ton of trauma, and despite being extremely honest and blunt (and perhaps a bit violent) wasn’t voted off. Just when it looked like he was about to win, he got voted off (and later learned that he was sabotaged). The comment was just incoherent screaming and crying emojis.

[@gabbithealicorn7327]

“I laughed so hard that a gummy worm came out of my nose-“ Only reading it back later did I realize how concerning it is. Did Mabel write this?

[@furbyfan666]

this video was boss frogs to the max with an extra booyah on the side!

[@bloodysparkles5372]

"honestly i'm a bitch for soccer, so you're wrong" in response to an author's note, back when i was blissfully ignorant of the world of hockey rpf

[@wonderlandian-geek]

I make podfics, and one time someone referred to me as “you sound human” in a comment. When I asked for clarification, they said they were talking about the times I sounded like I was almost laughing, so. I’ll take the compliment, I guess? LMAO

[@gardenagnostic]

mine was “wake up and give us more or i’ll be in your walls tonight”

[@kfpleva]

my all time favorite comment was "ohhh yeah I forgot they were in a pancreas- wait, a panoramic, hol up I mean a pandemic"

[@WorldThatNeverWas08]

iirc I once commented on a crackfic shipping Solas from Dragon Age: Inquisition and Benedict Cumberbatch. I don't think I even read the fic, I just saw that pairing tag while scrolling ao3 and went directly to comment: "Eggs Benedict."

[@distantmaniacallaughter8690]

I once got a comment on my TADC fic, (Local Author Runs Out of ADHD Meds, Draws Fanart Of Chess Peices For Three Days Straight - yes I regret the name) where the commenter apparently took a nap and had a dream about Kinger riding a giant wave of machochistic ladybugs and using god powers (???) to set up a romantic date with queenie. Also he was apparently a tyrant? To be fair, this was a comment on the chapter where he actually *DID* get attacked by killer ladybugs, but still top of my “whacky comments” list.

[@DigitalDusty]

Reminds me of one of the fanfics I read that whenever a character named Minceling came up, at least one person legally had to sneak ‘Minced :)’ into their comment.

[@athroneoflies8785]

"[Character A] cop slide" is undoubtedly the funniest comment I've ever recieved and it's only three words.

[@august8679]

One of my favorite comments was on my fanfiction about the bathroom in Encanto: they said that when they were in the bathroom, they expected Mirabel to burst in and ask to use their toilet

[@literallyafrog367]

2:45 Everything is going to be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.

[@Dusk_Shade]

Personally, one of the funniest _responses_ I've gotten from an author was along the lines of "I'm glad you're so engaged with the fic, but _please,_ go do something else." Made me laugh. For context, I was leaving a comment on almost every chapter with a specific character in it, because he turned into a major antagonist later and I'd felt like that had come out of nowhere. I then went on too nitpick other story details, which was when the author responded.

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

I need to get around to posting some fics…

[@aceofspades8474]

Same bro, this is weirdly motivational to actually finish and post stuff so I can get comments like this, I need it.

[@joypink5599]

Yeah, I have one that’s a little outdated but I should REALLY post. This has given me a little perspective on how accepting people can actually be.

[@erinyes3943]

Subgenre of unhinged comments is unhinged bookmarks, which I personally love because if I think someone has good taste I’ll occasionally peruse their bookmarks for suggestions. The comments are awesome.

[@Yttrium393b]

"I want to Marry this fanfic" on my most recent chapter, and then it was followed by two paragraphs dissecting all the foreshadowing, and then ended with, "I'm normal" Yes you are normal, and i love it

[@kennykennykenny._.]

not a comment, but every single chance i can each day, i check to see if one specific fanfic has updated. its so well written, and i cannot wait for the 5th chapter to come out

[@AKlepp15]

one time I was reading a fic where the main character worked in a grocery store. I found a comment that was just a single shopping cart emoji, and I kid you not, there were more than 500 replies of people just spamming shopping cart emojis, as well as people yelling to stop replying.

[@hidden_animator522]

You guys are getting comments? But seriously these were hilarious-

[@UJEvans]

I've only ever gotten two comments on my fanfics. One was a compliment that wasn't accurate. (I think it was meant for another fic) The other was an invitation to join a "group project" with a link that led to a dead end.

[@Lights_of_Silver]

That "dead end" thing reminds me of what I heard about bot. I got a comment and excited to only fall from grace as I noticed it was a bot; never opened the link.

[@UJEvans]

@@Lights_of_Silver I think the link (if I remember correctly) was to someone's social media account. But the account was deleted. Honestly it was more than two years ago. So i don't really know anymore

[@deen7530]

There's nothing more painful than pouring your heart and soul into a fic, only for the only comment to be a spam bot. :(

[@UJEvans]

@@deen7530 My fic: "I've known you longer than you've known me. I've seen you grow in ways that you don't even realize and I'm proud to know that some small part of this great person you are has been because of me. I may not ever be your father. But you've always been my son." The Comments: "lol. Click this link to see what we can do. (Wink, wink)"

[@ArtemisLyer]

"HSHDJDJIKSKS "you little shut" has to be *the* most accurate description from this boy!"

[@nefer-trebeledfomp-4129]

My roomate (StarBakerBakery) once read a Persona fanfic where the author vaguely described an episode of Escaflowne and asked if Akira and Morgana were watching "Gundam of Thrones". She's had to apologize to people in the comments of a fic later on in the series when Gundam of Thrones got mentioned.

[@everest5718]

1:29 I MADE THAT COMMENT IM PRETTY SURE!! Or at least it’s very similar XD that awakened some memories lol

[@mariak5096]

In about 2013-ish I wrote a Jack Frost x Mavis Dracula oneshot. Got a review that simply said "YUCK." I can only assume that this was one of the many Jack/Elsa shippers running around that side of the internet at the time. But honestly the fact that it was just "YUCK" and nothing else has always amused me and it's still one of my favorite reviews I've ever gotten. There was another Frozen crossover oneshot that I posted years ago, and for some reason I keep getting these guest reviews...ranting about how Anna and Elsa shouldn't be sisters and instead should be strangers ??? I'm 99% sure these are all the same person, because every comment is the same brand of bizarre. And the thing is, this person keeps coming back every few years to leave the exact same kinds of comments on the exact same fic. It's not even a popular fanfic or anything. I can't even begin to understand the thought process.

[@Fallenmoon9]

I like leaving comments that basically saying I wish I could give it more kudos but in weird ways, an few examples: "Kudos, the musical" "Kudos the book adaptation" "Kudos, the sequel"

[@Jəllybəan]

mine was in a fantasy fanfic where one of the characters was a merman, so id specify where he was hiding in the scene and the comment was **If he keeps hiding on water might as well make him a merman hahaha** *he is a merman?** **Oh sorry I'm so stupid**

[@stygian6642]

I went through my comments to see if I got any funny out-of-context ones, and now I have a headache from once again crying at all the nice comments I got, so thanks for that

[@Matojeje]

Oh my gosh your keysmash pronunciation sounds so cute

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

Pulling a Matt Rose, lol

[@gerstein03]

My favorite comments are the ones calling the author a monster for the angst lol

[@NerdilyDone]

Mine was something like, "no don't hurt protoman i love him your a monster." I did in fact hurt Proto Man, lol.

[@starxolotl]

Had a beta reader tell me his playlist brought up “Mr Blue Sky” as he finished reading the line that cemented a major character death

[@averyfields8183]

Damn.

[@Dressup_Doll]

The best comment I’ve ever gotten is someone saying they felt existential dread after reading my vampire AU fic. My response was “Good. Weep.” (This is a reference to a MineCraft video I love). I didn’t receive these, but I remember two people going at each other’s throats because of a joke the first commenter made. That got a laugh outta me. Edit: “F*CK YOU DOLL.” I pulled a Carrie in the latest chapter of one of my stories, and that was a comment I got.

[@c0zmozys]

“vampire AU” “going at each others throats” waz that intended?

[@Dressup_Doll]

@@c0zmozysNo, the second one is from a rather bittersweet fic of two siblings talking about their mother?? Maybe?? One of the commenters asked if the characters were gonna have sex, and the other got uppity and rude. The first commenter is a bit known for making inc*st fics, which is the explanation. The vampire AU was just sad. I have no regrets.

[@c0zmozys]

@@Dressup_Doll OH GOD OH OKAY. IM SORRY.

[@softmoonfairy]

"My heart's already aching, can't wait for more :)

[@TotalPKMN]

On a Deltarune smut fic where, in the description, I apologized if I’d made any mistakes on Kris’ pronouns throughout it since it was my first time writing a canonically nonbinary character, the only two comments were from a guy trying to reassure me no one cared about Kris’ pronouns, and somebody thanking me for putting in the effort to get it right. Neither comment is super funny on their own, but just seeing them right next to each other is entertaining, especially with their profile pics, like little cartoon devils and angels on that story’s shoulders.

[@nowits1005]

a couple of good ones i've gotten: 1. on the second chapter of my monsterfucking fic, someone commented "i just wanted to see the octodick why is this so cute 😭" which was then followed by them putting an image of that "LET'S FUCKING GOOOO" baseball and nothing else when they reached the chapter with the smut lmao 2. "[quotes a line in my fic in which character A has fully devoted himself to character B]. GET OUT!!!!! THIS LINE MADE ME HOMOPHOBIC!!!!"

[@JustAnotherHaiku]

I don't get too many comments personally, but one that has stuck in my head was "I AM SOBBING" from a person whose username was "welove[ship]angst"

[@escaped_cephalopod]

4:29 i told someone this one a fic where the authors note was, “he doesn’t know the warpers are cyborgs AND HE NEVER WILL” like bro i already knew how the character died you didn’t have to add even more fuel to the fire of “silly nerd dies before finding out the things he really wanted to know” lol

[@Spineless-Lobster]

Oh it’s probably a tie between “I AM LOOKING AT THEM LOUDLY I AM SO CLOSE TO EXPLODING OH DEAR” and “HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH THEM THEY 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 GIRLS NIGHT HEHEHEH THEYRE GIRL BEST FRIENDS” Both make me giggle like a fool

[@Error-gz3pp]

tbh I’ve only ever gotten two comments on my fics (since I am neither prolific nor a very good writer), but both of them were gushing about how good it was so I see that as a win

[@cocobeebunnied7371]

Mine was a two part wattpad comment on a family dynamic focused fic telling one of the characters ( in immense detail )why people learn to lie to loved ones and how it’s unhealthy and I’m pretty sure the second comment was just because they hit a word limit I didn’t know existed. Not funny persay but enjoyable. My funniest is the large growing list people where making under one chapter listing increasingly buzzar weapons everyone was going to kill one of the characters with Ceaser style Runner up is maybe the literally 100 comments of “o7” commented on the first chapter of a fic of mine that starts with a character trying to die but being brought back as a Racoon

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

not an author yet but the funniest comment i've written is "phagocytose me mommy white blood cell" on a vore fic about cells💀 i'm ace and not into vore so i read it and left that comment like half ironically but it *was* genuinely well written and hot for a fic about a kink i don't have

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

@@Kian_0708 a very talented person in the cells at work fandom! i mean cells "canonically" (as in actually in real life) eat each other so what better thing to write vore about? also, just. search up "white blood cell u1196" and you'll see why people are writing smut about her lmao

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

boss frogs sounds like something you would see in a live action kids movie with terrible cgi animation (im talking shark boy and lava girl quality cgi)

[@kuronekochan5582]

I had a commenter rave about how my fic would be more accurate if the characters had guns, and then on how almost every rural teen in America has a gun license (??? Those exist ???), so these teens should have guns if they are out on a camping trip... May I not that I made no mention of the character being American, and it's a Tolkien fic None of these characters are teens, but go off I guess, sir

[@stygian6642]

I got several comments on a fic going '[main character] is so competent I love it' which still makes me laugh every time because guys... this character is a walking disaster. There isn't a single moment in the fic that he doesn't have a barely treated injury somewhere on his body. He assumes he knows what he's doing, and listens to no one's advice, and suffers for it. 'competent' LMAO

[@cinders-xs2zn]

Who is it? Cause I know several.

[@stygian6642]

@@cinders-xs2zn it doesn't apply to his canon depiction, just my fic. But Kaito Kuroba

[@justanothermook6348]

your ability to articulate gsgsdgdasbfsafa into words never ceases to amaze me

[@Anastasia-ls8dd]

"it feels illegal that i have to go to wokr after reading this tbh"

[@Null-value]

A couple of times I have commented on a story and left a miniature fanfic of their fanfic.

[@RapidEyeMovement_28]

I got two comments on the same fic. The first one was: "Frodo: can mask Sam: can't mask Bilbo: can mask but won't Autism." And the other one was: "Bilbo: fuck y'all, I'm eleventy, I'm too old for this neurotypical shit."

[@Hungergamesbackstories]

I once got a comment nothing to do with the fanfic: The comment: The national animal of (some country my dumass forgot) is a Komodo dragon

[@zeethezebra]

I think...I should just post the word vomit someone dropped on a chapter of a Genshin long fic of mine. Because it's no joke, one of my favorite comments I ever got. Also for context I wrote in the notes "In the first draft, the fic was supposed to end here with [Protag 1] killing [Villain] and escaping with [Protag 2]" (If you're curious about the fic it's called Two of a Kind. My username is the same on every platform) -- I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD I THOUGHT [Villain] DIED NOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS SO FUCKING HAPPY TOO WHEN [Protag 1] KILLED HIM 😭 clinging to that happy ending tag rn as if its the only thing keeping from falling into sad-land "[Protag 2] let out the most blood-curdling, agonized scream he ever had in his life." i heard this. i heard the scream and it was NOT pleasant. i hate being able to hear voices while reading sometimes. literally inflicted fear into my damn soul IT WAS SUPPOSED TO END HAPPILY????? WHAT THE FUCK NOOOO CRYING PUNHING WALLS AAAAAAAAA WHAY THE HELL. WE COULDVE BEEN HAPPY?????? speaking of happy, does [side character] know whats going on? or is [Villain's] lab thing or whatever irminsul proof? that damn last word. bro couldnt dodge and time out so he had to use a bomb (sacrifice). skill issue tbh (i cant play anything above easy mode) take an L [villain]. i hope your segments all try to kill you and succeed.

[@bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257]

This type of positivity makes me want to post some of the stories I've written. Don't know where or how though.

[@VTPPGLVR]

05:39 I would consider this high praise indeed ❤

[@katsuruno]

I wish someone would scream in my fanfic comment section... :(

[@that_one_fluffy_unicorn2645]

Super early and thrilled about it!!

[@toricybrr]

I feel like Tonka Joey could do a really good moistkritikal impression

[@lluviapacifica9601]

It's not the best comment, is a little funny to me: "I love your fic, this is going to make me cry!!! Poor [name of the MC]!!! I never gonna stop reading this, I'm going to wait every second for a next chapter, to finally see how this man finds a Top to be happy." That comment was one of my first fics, with a *Heterosexual* couple in a fandom were 89% of the fandom was shipping BL. In the sipnosis I leave a N/A saying what ship was going to be, I put it in a N/A in the first chapter, and in the front page was a *drawing of the ship.* She/he/they stop reading after the second chapter. 😂😂😂 PD: by the way, even if it was a ship boyxgirl, he still was the bottom. Sorry not sorry.

[@lluviapacifica9601]

I mean... PS* 😅😅 I'm still learning english

[@ij8961]

I had someone ask a follow up about a bizarre thing I’d included in an E/N. They asked “What is this deep lore?” about a side character’s decision made in the background and I quote that every day of my life

[@imsogay8327]

My favorite comment ever on a fic was so simple yet perfect Ok so I wrote a crack fic about Warden Melli(a PKMN character) discovering that he could use his pokemon's poison similarly to hallucinogenic drugs And the comment was simply "what The Fuck."

[@MaiaEmpyrean]

If you are a part of the :3 nation: 👇