Best of Stupid Game Show Answers (SGSA)

[@alon-so]

“My mother is 44, 4 years a decade, she’d be 10 decades” How is it physically possible for a sentence to be this wrong?

[@theannilators7479]

he actually said 44th birthday, so assuming he thought "44th birthday this year", and it still hasn't happened, she'd be 43, and 4 years a decade would be 10 decades

[@papasquash919]

@@theannilators7479 I'm just gonna pretend your comment didn't exist cause its so much funnier to think 4×10=44

[@ty4nak132]

But it was correct though

[@bgbear4668]

Your kidding right

[@nise6699]

I don't know what equations you guys are using but I'm guessing the same as that guy

[@mullenenterprises]

“Name something you feel before you buy it” “Excited” This man is a genius

[@vespervix3385]

I would've said "broke" xD

[@kylehouston9226]

Lone Chromosome I said women...

[@leonhardhieber3999]

the answer should be ecstasy

[@mullenenterprises]

Leonhard Hieber no, sir, YOU are the genius

[@Metaknight180]

Assuming the 'it' you're buying is The Farm, and it's via strangulation, it has been documented that he would have been correct.

[@ellisbelll]

Okay but the guy that said “what’s a hoe” wasn’t wrong…

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Ken Jennings is a legend in the Jeopardy community. I think he's become a millionaire from his play on the show!

[@Mike__B]

@@trygveplaustrum4634 4.5 million, minus whatever the tax man took.

[@_mason_3962]

Ken Jennings is literally the best. I hope they make him the new host of jeopardy.

[@natalia-wc8ze]

@@_mason_3962 unfortunately, the official new hosts have been announced, and it’s not Ken 😔

[@matthewkoch7165]

The way I've heard it. His brief trial run was good if not a bit shakey. And it doesn't look like any of the other guest hosts have come close to doing as well

[@screamoneo]

that "ten decades" being the 'right' answer is so cute. literally a match made in... well it wasn't in school, i'll tell you that much

[@bi_beans9011]

Decade is ten years right?

[@cononsberg6919]

Yes, a decade is ten years

[@spectorcsm]

No it probably was made in school and that's why they never payed attention

[@FernieAriel]

@@spectorcsm *paid

[@jasonsummit1885]

So he's saying that his mother is 100 years old.😂

[@DoctorTex]

“A group of Pill-Pushers?” “THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!”

[@BurgerCat13]

Who is Joe

[@snkybrki]

@@BurgerCat13 Joe Biden.

[@danielrobin7035]

Joe mama

[@AverageEggmonEnthusiast]

Dr. Tex honestly he should have gotten full credit for that

[@budderbrotDE]

@@BurgerCat13 ask yuri

[@daegiovanni5864]

"name something only worn by children." "clothes," replies the fully-dressed man.

[@scrubbingdoubles8585]

He's secretly 3 children sitting on each other's shoulders

[@KingSolidTails]

@@scrubbingdoubles8585 This

[@DiamondHoe]

“name something that you might accidentally leave on all night” “Your Shoes” “I hope you won’t take this the wrong way, but you are weird”

[@CHRF-55457]

HEHE

[@poppy63765]

@@CHRF-55457 Michal Jackson final words

[@jeffsabados8075]

“An ace of kidneys” his complete confidence in his answer too lol

[@ChuChu.id0l]

@Temporary Name same

[@rickyp.martin3209]

Well there was no going back.

[@rustedfate71]

What’s an ace of kidneys

[@ccricers]

Your ace of kidneys doesn't beat my pair of skulls

[@RRansomSmith]

@@Carl_McMelvin right, since the letter D was already unveiled lmao

[@zzzzzach]

The "I usually close my eyes and pretend it's an Alpaca sweater" is the funniest answer in game show history.

[@InkAndPoet]

RIP Gilbert Godfrey

[@tillitsdone]

Gilbert is the GOAT.

[@zzzzzach]

@@tillitsdone He earns that title for that comment alone. I laugh out loud every time I hear it even if it was just a minute ago.

[@tillitsdone]

@@zzzzzach It was the first time I heard it. I spit out some of my drink. A real keeper.

[@therealwisemysticaltree]

He was born to be a comedian, it's impossible for a human being to just "learn" to be so funny

[@Ously6]

“Michael do you have a boyfriend? I’m sorry, I meant girlfriend.” “No, I’m gay.”

[@crosswired9]

That one was my favorite!

[@antoniokaige7919]

That was the ultimate power move lmfao

[@Kururoro]

3:17 Keep this

[@luving4kitty]

Thank you, person above me!

[@SelkieGirl]

*proceeds to become increasingly more uncomfortable while the contestent is clearly proud of who he is*

[@wolfyakuza]

“Name something only worn by children” “Clothes”

[@marsbalaba9373]

WELL YES BUT NO..

[@justsomeyoutubecommentorwi4378]

@@whoknows8386 "uh oh"

[@nicoletremblay3217]

@@justsomeyoutubecommentorwi4378 the answer suggests only kids wear clothes. In that guy's world, adults walk around naked. So nothing pedophiliac about it

[@justsomeyoutubecommentorwi4378]

@@nicoletremblay3217 Public indecency

[@mickytherat8020]

And the same person wears shoes to bed

[@satellites7889]

"Three people who have never been in my kitchen, I don't know." He's not wrong!

[@KyleEdwardsPhoto]

Straight out of "Cheers." That was pure homage to Cliff Clavin!

[@kariannek7326]

@@KyleEdwardsPhoto omg I wasn’t the only one that thought of that reference!!!

[@DrRank]

@@KyleEdwardsPhoto John Ratzenberger is the best!

[@Rottidog68]

@@KyleEdwardsPhoto Ahh The Buffalo Theory.

[@stevenichol8598]

Greatest Cheers episode ever! Lol so long ago I had to dig it up for my two boys to see a couple years ago. Good stuff!!

[@beek.4860]

No matter what happens, I will always laugh to the point of tears at "ace of kidneys." It's just such an inherently absurd phrase and something about it gets me every single time I watch this video.

[@Medbread]

"No, I'm gay." That guy is a genius

[@youdungoofed1]

No, he's gay

[@mellanie7598]

@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas no he's gay

[@pollypocket3823]

@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas they were joking you absolute walnut

[@bowen.halstead_8498]

Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas He called you a walnut now live with the consequences

[@pollypocket3823]

@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas bro they understand that he's not actually gay, it's just a joke you mediocre clarinet player

[@frostchak2163]

I hope the ten decades couple never broke up, because they were MADE for each other

[@winnipeginstinct]

that moment when you use the wrong equation and you still get the right answer

[@1337-Nathaniel]

@@winnipeginstinct He got the SAME answer. The answer was still wrong.

[@benoliver5593]

@@winnipeginstinct she knew what he was going to say

[@flyingfish]

@@benoliver5593 that's the point...

[@lyric2439]

🤣

[@Ndihrkop]

"Got a boyfriend?" "Oh I mean do you have a girlfriend?" "No I'm gay" That's too perfect

[@Discrimination_is_not_a_right]

If you're going to come out, that's how you do it.

[@Venomonomonom]

then he joked about gay meaning happy as, is the original use of the word

[@Discrimination_is_not_a_right]

@@Venomonomonom I think of it as the archaic meaning.

[@Daytruin]

especially at the time lol

[@FeaturedDirect]

Nicholas Dihrkop and it was ahead of time

[@ShrubRustle]

3:18 LEGEND. he had SECONDS to decide whether to out himself on national television for the bit. and by god he did it

[@dr.funnybones]

i've been scrolling the comments trying to find one that mentioned this

[@lucasseakins8920]

Wouldn’t be as bad as in todays world

[@clevertaco328]

@@lucasseakins8920 you are delusional if you think it was easier then.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

Not to mention that this is presumably in AUSTRALIA, which would be significantly more unsafe to do so compared to the UK.

[@yberen]

@@TheSmart-CasualGamer why do you compare it to the UK?

[@weedle4736]

"Name something you feel before you buy it" "EXCITED" This might be the most innocent yet sarcastic answer I've heard.

[@costa2012]

I almost spit out my drink I laughed so hard.

[@weedle4736]

@@BlueHat1 something a 4 yrs old kid would answer

[@unicorn69]

@@weedle4736 I was gonna say “Rug.”

[@amara7103]

I mean I would be excited too 💀

[@notit7904]

Timestano

[@simonunger2599]

The “ten decades” couple is a perfect example of two wrongs making a right

[@lue5776]

Simon Unger honestly, I think she knew him well lol

[@mcdeathlord73]

@@lue5776 I think that's what he meant

[@asherandai1000]

She wasn't wrong though, the question she was asked wasn't how many decades old is his mother, it was how many decades old would he say his mother is. So she was right on the money!

[@robertjones4502]

I swear to God I'd never thought that saying could ever be false but 2 fuccing wrongs made a fuccing right. Ain't that a bitch!

[@darylday6379]

Robert Jones 😂😂😂

[@spiralphoenix9839]

I love that even by his math of 4 years a decade he still did his math wrong.

[@George_Bland]

I’m suspicious about that one tbh, I feel like they might have agreed before that the answer to any number was 10

[@InkAndPoet]

He should just be lucky he had to match her answer...

[@therealjohnkennedy6087]

"You are signing here what does that mean?" "He's deaf." Had me dying

[@jimmehsaint]

@El Barto No but he sure saw it, it got cut off in this clip but he signed it right afterward

[@Apple-tz6hs]

😭same

[@p4t21ck]

"Name something you might leave on all night" "Shoes" "I hope you don't take this the wrong way Kenneth, but you are weird."

[@Ari-jm6xx]

P4T21CK K1NG LoL!!

[@ddd-op5wy]

Haha thanks for repeating the joke from the video, even funnier the second time

[@flatur5567]

@@ddd-op5wy quit being cynical and get a job my guy

[@hyperx72]

@@ddd-op5wy CRINGE ONLY RETARDS SAY 2019 I SAW THAT JOKE SOMEWHERE *Name of popular franchise* IS OVERRATED Am I cool yet?

[@bigverybadtom]

Not weird if you suddenly fall asleep without having a chance to undress.

[@arcadiotorres4964]

"An ugly child?" "Now, you're a school counselor."😂

[@naturesfinest2408]

Thats how she knows!

[@Anything13265]

For real now

[@Anything13265]

What was it 😄

[@pandax5359]

An oily child?

[@pterogen3415]

@@Anything13265 An Only Child, would be my guess

[@waffler-yz3gw]

7:52 these two were literally made for eachother, because either neither of them knew what a decade was and still had the same thought process, or she knew he'd say something outlandish like that and was completely right

[@schwift2681]

"Balls go back and forth at a 100 miles per hour, in what sport?" "Jogging"

[@fetchstixRHD]

Those are some fast joggers there…

[@bradleystopher8725]

LMAO 😆🤣

[@tiktok_content9505]

Wait a minute.....

[@gastonfourt5363]

Ouch.

[@anthonyvillarias8829]

That’s the Legendary Joan Rivers!! Her humor we need on these times. She totally missed!! 😭

[@callmetopgun45]

This is proof that the internet didn’t make us stupid. We were always stupid.

[@eivkiy5061]

But they were funnier than today.

[@mr.cantsay]

@@eivkiy5061 they weren't as easily offended.

[@ManofSexySteel]

the internet just made the fool famous

[@Loopimay]

@@ManofSexySteel Because people eat it up. We laugh at dumbasses and then get mad that they exist.

[@samd1405]

The internet gave the stupid a platform to convince other stupids to combine their stupid and become dangerously stupid together.

[@iTorchwood]

You know what. Mad respect for the lady who had the balls to admit she didn’t know what urban and rural meant. She may not be bright but she’s genuine and kind.

[@noahb.9764]

Yeah and she got roasted for it... kinda feel bad

[@HassanZargari]

"He gave me something" She's hilarious!

[@stevenwalker6582]

She was adorable though

[@independentfilmchannel1476]

xSoulSilverx1. What are you--her mother?

[@sophieminter0]

And she gave him the death glare and held her ground even though she could tell everyone was laughing at her.

[@HutchHere]

"Name something you might accidentally leave on all night." "Your shoes." "I hope you don't take this the wrong way Kenneth but you are weird."

[@chaos7076]

w o r n g

[@HutchHere]

@@chaos7076 yes

[@chaos7076]

@@HutchHere no put it back as worng

[@asiac8968]

Seemed like a fine answer to me; although, he was probably expecting something like tv, or radio.

[@bfun4615]

I've fell asleep with my shoes on.

[@davidrichardson6749]

Steve Harvey: asks sexual question Steve Harvey: gets sexual answer Steve Harvey: sully wazowski meme

[@laila4146]

David Richardson couldn’t explain it better

[@maxrequisite]

@Randy Reckers the sully wazowski meme is when sully and mike are both combined. Get your memes straight.

[@_buggzbb_7445]

@Randy Reckers R/WHOOOOOOOSH

[@cardinaldr2539]

Randy Reckers ty

[@imapotato4772]

*shocked pikachu meme*

[@fatraccoons]

“An ugly child?” *”Now, you’re a school counselor-“*

[@jonathanwells223]

Superintendent Chalmers: Class after class of ugly, ugly children!

[@zaphod77]

well it can't be "an Only child" because n was already placed. in the first word, and not the second. what else fits?

[@stupidnamefilter]

@@zaphod77 It was the round where letters get turned over one by one.

[@thrashercentral1792]

School counselors in a nutshell

[@ricardobravo1291]

@@zaphod77 damn it.

[@OneTwoFive0]

“Name something you feel before you buy it” “Excited” I’d give him the point for that, that was out of pocket!

[@Bendan]

My thoughts on these answers: 10%: what 40%: *dying of laughter* 50%: They're not wrong.

[@unknownuser4224]

Ikr

[@drchanciepoo]

I mean you’re not wrong...

[@wilsonpaige8544]

"Name something only children wear" "Clothes"

[@baileyjerman5573]

More liek 10% quotes

[@jetwing9463]

Bendan I'm more of 90% what

[@DeannaRose1213]

i think the funniest thing about a lot of these is that they know exactly how stupid their answer is as it's coming out of their mouth but they just can't stop themselves

[@Stitchpuppy01]

Its like writing down an answer to a test question you dont know, but youre hoping the teacher will give you pity points just for trying 😅

[@Moonlight-ju4qi]

@@winterblossom4446 Lol you are funny.

[@GreggoryL]

@@winterblossom4446 People still laugh at stupid gameshow answers. Chill. You're the only one going backwards here, what with your nostalgia for the old times lmao

[@davsab4624]

except michael

[@sanicmaina2493]

That or they're completely clueless, like: "What country did your husband last buy a foreign car from?" "US" "The US isn't a foreign country" "Texas"

[@ihorvoronchak8191]

“Do you have a boyfriend?” “Wait no. Do you have a girlfriend?” “I’m gay” That killed me

[@hav1n254]

Same

[@jagermeister-3812]

Just like how the Middle East- wait, never mind

[@sexycowman]

@@KB-fk3jj nobody booed. He did however deflect the possibility of homosexuals by saying that gay just meant happy.

[@avideogamemaster]

And I think the guy said he is gay just as a joke too

[@matthewhollier]

@@sexycowman Gay did just mean happy for pretty much everyone in that audience for most of their lives. But I guess if you can’t find oppression, you make it up.

[@Cold-Blooded-Jay]

6:34 I wonder what she thought "urban" and "rural" meant because clearly, she had some kind of experience. I love that the host keeps pressing the question to get more out of her and each answer is better than the last.

[@JustinCarbaugh]

"He gave me something tho" ayo chill

[@anonamatron]

I'm pretty sure she's trying to say he can't get it up, and the doctor gave her some sort of aphrodisiac or a dildo or something? I don't exactly know what the doctor prescribes in such situations but I recall hearing stuff like that in old books and movies.

[@dangleesack7617]

why tf is nobody talking about the fact that the answers to favorite condiment were a pool table and fucking KARATE SCHOOL

[@melissacooper4282]

Well that one woman who said "karate school" admitted that she never heard of the term "condiment" before.

[@riverraisin1]

Oh. I thought he said favorite condom mint. :)

[@dangleesack7617]

@@melissacooper4282 lmao at least she was honest and didn’t just try to play it off like the first girl 😂

[@passtheweab5770]

Well lets remember the context back then. Not every woman was given a proper education

[@kensperspective]

@@passtheweab5770 thank god we’ve progressed to the point of giving no one a proper education.

[@lelekhan6]

"what is a bagel?" "I don't know I'm mormon"

[@Steven11400]

Remove the 2nd m

[@PokemonParadise2010]

@@Steven11400 oron

[@pineappleplaguedoc]

@@Steven11400 ormon

[@awesomemantm2000]

@@pineappleplaguedoc Ron

[@idc4888]

@@awesomemantm2000 on

[@DontMockMySmock]

that "nah i'm gay" kid was fucking legendary. was he actually gay or was he just quick-witted enough to spot an opportunity to say the funniest thing possible? perhaps both???

[@bonedude666]

He said it on the spot and realized years later he was right.

[@DontMockMySmock]

@@bonedude666 Dreams do come true

[@ovnox]

Pat: “Why are you using sign language?” ...: “Because he’s blind”

[@jstreit1167]

Because he’s deaf!

[@docofthedead7667]

@@Rick-S-6063 I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

[@nahtesalinas1917]

No, he was DEAF.

[@lelypotato6253]

@@oopsallberries69420 👉👌 You too

[@catbio9084]

696 likes

[@SquaredCircle777]

"A group of pill-pushers" rofl--it's not stupid if it fits

[@Warri0rLink]

But the letter “P” had already been solved for.

[@bastiaan1150]

@@Warri0rLink muuhhh I'm so smart

[@rossmarshall6960]

The best gameshow answer ever😂😂

[@Neptunia120]

*THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, J O E*

[@morgandrotar721]

What's a pill pusher

[@bantom360]

These are really not stupid, they're mostly witty and hilarious.

[@dancorwin9232]

Ehhhhh, a lot of em are contestants being stupid and the hosts being really clever

[@KandiKlover]

I really love the second one. Good memories watching that live at my grandmas house.

[@JJgottaAK]

Most of them are people being stupid. He said a foreign country she said USA then Texas XD not very witty

[@bantom360]

@@dancorwin9232 Mostly not tho...

[@mason-rt8bp]

@@JJgottaAK wassup

[@RandomFoodEdits]

3:03 GET OUT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@tome4921]

Caught me so off guard

[@jacemarcotte5963]

Same lol

[@RazorSharpMC2]

You need to leave 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@salmansadjadi]

Ahead of its time

[@sergiop-ip7ej]

Bro had a vision

[@Renegadebane]

So people were stupid before the internet, good to know.

[@bobberry1463]

Austracy fun fact we like to joke that the internet has made us more stupid but quite a few studies stated that we actually getting smarter. The reason for this is because the ability for information to be found has gotten easier and faster with correction getting fix daily. In the past if you wanted to know something you have to read a whole book and if the book is outdated or wrong you wouldnt know and the people around you wouldnt know because they all got the information from the same book as you

[@alextarhovisky4261]

@@bobberry1463 or you could think of it another way people didn't have a platform to show their "brilliance" now everyone does

[@boaofdeath]

@@alextarhovisky4261 Funny thing is, most of these "brilliant" people talks more than they think

[@klittlet]

@@boaofdeath thats how you and me work brother

[@Markus_Andrew]

People have been stupid since the first Neanderthal pulled on a mammoth's tail for a dare.

[@megaverner]

"Name a specific part of the body women try to accentuate." Him: *Points* "BREASTS!" Her: *Jiggles*

[@donalddeluxe6407]

megaverner he isn’t wrong!

[@jamesmcinnis208]

You saw that too? Uncanny!

[@torastray6426]

The only reason because I didn't like this comment is because it's at 69 likes

[@devilfish3034]

I wish they jiggled.

[@strawberryflavouredcloroxb1565]

I watched that just as it happened

[@Froggyman145]

"Jolly Green Giant" "I'm not THAT big, Karen" Let his sacrifice in the name of comedy never be forgotten

[@TMthe33rd]

F

[@zerefsunlimitedshipworks]

F

[@elliamaris]

F

[@alfiegordon9013]

I thought he meant the other big

[@CV-Moore]

F

[@redfox2266]

That old show with the husbands and wives is a gold mine for these answers

[@The_Nü_Wave]

No wonder boomers call women stupid, their only entertainment was that

[@AA-dd3we]

The Newlywed Game, hosted by Bob Eubanks.

[@xavierrose8208]

"I'm sorry Michael. Have you got a girlfriend?" "Nah, I'm gay." This IN AUSTRALIA IN THE 80S

[@alanli2605]

Whispering Jack Tf

[@xavierrose8208]

Here's a tip... Australia didn't legalise homosexuality until the 1990s..

[@alanli2605]

Whispering Jack u know same sex marriage was legalised recently?

[@xavierrose8208]

@@alanli2605 I'm aware, as I'm Australian and gay, genius

[@alanli2605]

Whispering Jack guess what. I’m Australian too

[@Greenguy60]

Bro imagine the balls it took to come out on national tv in those days

[@yojez]

Damien Green from his reaction I’m guessing he was joking but based upon his reaction and the freudian slip I think the host wasn’t

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

Lol

[@luluwu1343]

@@yojez yeah it would've had to be a joke, even if he was truly homosexual at the time that show was made it was literally illegal to be homosexual and so it was a good move for the presenter to flip the meaning around.

[@dreamdesk7258]

None because everyone was just as stupid as you

[@Greenguy60]

Dream Desk what’s that supposed to mean

[@felixhenson9926]

"Name something worn ONLY by children" "Clothes" Same guy: Name something you might accidentally leave on all night" "Shoes." "I hope you won't take this the wrong way Kenneth but you are WEIRD." I love him

[@TheUKNutter]

Wait it’s the same guy?! WHAT

[@jacksonbrooks4347]

No ones Michael ones Kenneth

[@TheSilentSniper]

He was probably mature for his age and was walking around naked before most of his classmates

[@jp4431]

He doesn't wear clothes but he'll wear his shoes all night. All right whatever makes him happy

[@immissliss9843]

JP HAHAHAHAH love ya

[@anwvggamming]

2:52 "Name something normally worn only by children" "Michael" Michael: "Clothes" (laughter) Loudest man in audience possible: "GOOD AN-"

[@jakegames6393]

he said get out

[@ElsaRawson]

I thought he said “NI-“

[@tygical]

​@@ElsaRawsonyou didn't think that

[@ElsaRawson]

@@tygicalyes i did

[@persephonepomegranate9652]

I want a relationship that is as compatible as the "10 decades" couple

[@claytonthompson6815]

Right? they may have been wrong, but they were wrong together...which is right.. right?

[@evergreen61]

Duude..

[@Deeptunester]

She knew her husband very well.

[@andreasv9472]

did anyone catch his line of reason?

[@RosyRosie42]

@@andreasv9472 - “It’s her 44th birthday, so at 4 years a decade, she’d be 10 decades!” 44 = 4 x 10 His math is right, but his vocabulary is off a little 😆

[@hollywood739]

Good thing Steve Harvey was not on any of these With the pause he takes this would have been a 12 hour video

[@charlieodom9107]

Have you ever seen how long it take him to film one episode? Hint...sometimes more than 1 day!!!

[@kba]

Steve: **Stares at camera for 20 seconds while audience laughs before he cracks up himself**

[@QuasiELVIS]

Steve: "oh no he didn't!!!" to an extremely obvious sexual connotation.

[@jacobhubred]

420th like

[@ITSMERlVER]

Jorge THANK YOU finally someone said it. Wish we still had these hosts tbh

[@snazzyface1608]

*”THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE J O E”*

[@megaton2169]

Lol Yuri said that right?

[@argo_0013]

What about Candice

[@lephantomchickn3676]

Who's Joe?

[@thecreatoralqxx]

@@shiro6917 Whomst has summoned the almighty one

[@SonicShadow]

Who's Joe?

[@randomheadful7190]

I just want to give credit to Buddy Hackett, the comedian who gave the “Israel” answer on Hollywood Squares. He was very popular during the 50s, 60s and 70s and even did the voice of Scuttle the seagull in The Little Mermaid. He was also Jewish. He was a very funny and sweet man that I'll always relate to my childhood.

[@MikeCee7]

You do know that most of the time, they are given the questions ahead of time, so that the comedian celebrities, can come up with jokes, and practice their punchlines & timing.

[@WreckItRolfe]

He's Jewish!? You could never tell!

[@gnbman]

He was the groundhog in the stop-motion Jack Frost too, I think.

[@thejbo777]

So what if he’s Jewish?

[@isaacskinner5565]

@@WreckItRolfeLmao, you can't tell that most people are ethnically Jewish unless they're also practicing.

[@pencrows]

"Well tell me, what are bagels?" "I don't know, I'm a Mormon."

[@royythaboi7163]

😂priceless

[@thetetons744]

Can confirm

[@thetetons744]

@@natejones4311 hecc yeah

[@nicholas8476]

Do.. Do they not have bagels in Utah? Like.. how do you not know what a bagel is? Like seriously, my dog knows what that word means.

[@Proyo21]

@@nicholas8476 everyone knows what a bagel is. I'm a Mormon and I hope their joking. I don't understand the joke

[@ultralightcam6963]

“What is something only kids wear-“ 🔴 “clothes”

[@ollie7070]

Bzzzt, skin!

[@53ra]

So only kids wear clothes 👀 Damn, can’t believe I’m allowed to walk naked in a mall

[@gulfbut]

I think half credit. Footie pajamas???

[@jimbo8574]

👁👄👁

[@mrman_4234]

@EVAN FLOREK you a worm?

[@feartheghus]

The guy and girl who thought his mother lived 10 decades are truly meant for each other and I don’t know if that’s good or bad.

[@scifisuede]

There really is someone for everyone!

[@JM-ij1om]

Thought the same thing lol!

[@OneFloofyBooper]

She just knows that he's an idiot

[@savannahjohnson633]

I'm torn though.. the look on her face made me think she might have known what a decade was, but knew he wouldn't.. or knew what he thought it meant.. maybe not tho. Lol.

[@richrichard9038]

Hopefully they don't reproduce.

[@OneTwoFive0]

The best part is when they press the buzzer before the question is finished so they have to come up with an answer at random, and most of these people say it with more confidence than I’ll ever have.

[@rubyxfox]

5:45 "what should you yell if a woman falls overboard?" "Full speed ahead" HE DIDN'T EVEN HESITATE

[@fetchstixRHD]

T’was not a mistake, he definitely meant that one 😂

[@bostonrailfan2427]

they get the questions and the jokes ahead of time

[@dadbot8480]

Fun Fact for Boston Railfan: Did you know that not everyone wants to have their fun spoiled?

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@dadbot8480 too bad.

[@itsssuper]

@@dadbot8480 shut up

[@blackzephyre]

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, on our wedding night... "We went to bed" Underrated

[@eastiezz]

gaming

[@mystery785]

@@eastiezz yes please

[@sujaysukumar123]

I caught the flu

[@Suplyndmnd]

Legit, wife and I tried to fool around a bit but was just exhausted. It was 10+ hours of getting ready, wedding, food, dancing, by the time we got to our hotel room it was nearly 2am.

[@JiannaSandoval]

​@Suplyndmnd it's more common than people know. 50-60% (depending on the surveys) of couples don't have sex on their wedding night

[@SalaComMander]

"Who are three people who have never been to my kitchen" is not a stupid answer, it's a Cheers reference

[@tigerbait2617]

SalaComMander Yep. Cliff. One of the best Cheers episodes.

[@sahana6292]

I would like but it’s at 696

[@tigerbait2617]

Make like your hairline, And recede. Not anymore. Do it.

[@sahana6292]

Tom Sarsfield Lmao k thanks for the update

[@jinxja4308]

Was looking for this comment bc it took me out lmaooo

[@nursehellamusic]

Ken was like "I'm so far ahead on this imma say the funny shit and take an L" he's so good to us xD

[@Vampyzx]

"Minors and hoes" Yeah that seemed more than correct Edit: *what the fuck are these likes*

[@ploopybear]

Miners.. MINERS

[@alejamonyqueso1379]

I was thinking more "Sinners and hoes"

[@claireoconnor307]

Danelle Cohn is both

[@adventuresincrt1376]

Damn...FBI open up!

[@LoneWolf-nc1ch]

its wasnt surprising seeing as the man was in the Navy

[@Big_Man-taro]

"Do you have a boyfriend" "..." "Sorry i mean do you have a Girlfriend" "No I'm gay" Best line in any show EVER

[@elfascisto6549]

No

[@kon2175]

@@elfascisto6549 Yes

[@nevergonnagiveyouup1180]

Time stamp?

[@rahalrodrigo5430]

@@nevergonnagiveyouup1180 3:17

[@rustmanhague9713]

@@nevergonnagiveyouup1180 tf you need a timestamp for? Did you not even watch the video lol

[@peaches_6418]

"What's a Bagel?" "I don't know I'm Morman" *-I'M DYING-*

[@sxturnx_8767]

I LITERALLY COULDN'T BREATHE ON THAT ONE

[@fluffyphoenix8082]

That one was absolute gold but I wanna know how being Mormon means he didn’t know what a bagel is lol

[@sxturnx_8767]

@@fluffyphoenix8082 It's sort of a comedical religious joke, if you want me to actually explain it to you I can

[@weebjeez]

@@fluffyphoenix8082 Well... it seems like they weren't the only people having trouble figuring out what a Jewish dish was... So I would guess he was making a joke, rather than trying to, embarrassingly, trying to explain to his wife about the dense bread donut they smear cream cheese on. Instead, he made it a joke about religion.

[@RIPToNateDoggIHadToRegulate]

Sup mah niggahs

[@byronwilliams943]

"Full speed ahead " Still my favorite answer of all time

[@Kruscle]

"What are Bagels?" "You go ahead and tell her Rick" "Idk I'm Mormon"

[@LuckySketches]

He'd know if he were Jewish.

[@apatheticpanda182]

This is the reason why most shows are scripted these days

[@556johny556]

More like this is the reason they shouldn’t be scripted

[@camdenleonard7452]

@@556johny556 yeay

[@ChicaFan]

I'd rather watch it unscripted

[@sillygoose635]

no they're not.

[@jerotoro2021]

Guarantee you the "No I'm gay" guy was a 100% scripted event. This is prime sexual revolution time in the US, and these interactions were often fabricated for tv shows in order to desensitize a still-very-conservative population to things like this. Culture is a constructed thing, and this is how the American government constructed theirs.

[@bhull242]

0:50 I mean, he’s not wrong. And I’ve never heard anyone use “rake” to refer to “an immoral pleasure-seeker”.

[@mimicarter8853]

It’s an older term that they used in past centuries

[@jollyroman6695]

@@brunch. all they know is eat, charge they phone, eat hot chip and lie

[@awhjoyy]

@@jollyroman6695 AND all you know is how to trash younger generations. At least we can spell sweetie, *All they know is how to eat, how to charge their phone, how to eat hot chips and also how to lie. :D

[@jadelaidlaw9382]

@@awhjoyy I can’t tell if you don’t get their joke or if I don’t get your joke, but they were referencing some dumb tweet talking about how modern day women are bad that became a meme lol

[@LeclaireLune]

@@awhjoyy he is joking

[@Urodeprag]

3:02 the original "GET OU-"

[@jakemcelroy954]

"What should you do about a hairy back?" "I usually close my eyes and imagine she's wearing an alpaca sweater" Gilbert you are a legend

[@mickytherat8020]

Y O U F O O L

[@neighborsports8623]

I was just watching that

[@hellopeoplee]

5:56

[@worldoftanksis-3543]

1,000th like

[@shadowprince4482]

Damn that's funny!

[@Raccoon469]

Family Feud: Steve: *Gives question* Person: *Gives stupid answer* Persons family: "GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER!"

[@codyeble0713]

I always wondered if all families did that.. even if I gave a good answer my family would be like... Dumbass answer!

[@powpowouchy5]

@@codyeble0713 lol that’s way more realistic

[@The_Ideonselo]

Not even without Steve Harvey

[@I_Eat_Lemons]

@Restless People seem to hate it more than love it, so I wonder why they thought it was a good idea.

[@jackierocha5096]

Camera pans to a bewildered Steve that’s questioning all the life choices that lead to that moment, followed by the him looking like Jesus had just smacked him when seeing that the stupid answer was actually on the board

[@vazjc]

"If a women falls overboard what do you yell." "Full speed ahead!" Freaking hilarious.

[@carson-codes7649]

Honestly

[@gamecarnival2024]

The way he says it too. What a legend

[@andytaylor1588]

When I was 12, I thought I bumped into a Paul Lynde lookalike. I didn't. I met the actual Paul Lynde. He was not happy.

[@aqibos]

@Mario Time 5:40

[@zeuxlaught2797]

it would be more hilarious if its a man who fells overboard

[@SuperDZ555]

IN THAT MAN'S DEFENSE I HAVE NEVER HEARD AN IMMORAL PLEASURE SEEKER BE CALLED A RAKE

[@seannolan9857]

You need to read more classic literature featuring rakish young lads.

[@AA-dd3we]

More of a historic term. Anyway, he's the presenter of the show now

[@jjsponge1202]

“At Sir Irving’s knighting, the Queen slipped with her sword, so instead of being knighted, Sir Irving was blank.” “Bar mitzvah’d.”

[@trinity3422]

JJSponge120 I bet the only reason this doesn’t have more likes is because people don’t know what it is! Lmao 😂

[@kiyahvanhaas2722]

@@trinity3422 Looked it up, couldn't find anything! So I guess either beheaded or stabbed...

[@trinity3422]

That’s a Jewish celebration where they typically are known to circumcise you as well. Depends on the Jewish family and whether they believe to do it then or earlier in life, it’s when they turn 13 and become a man... they normally do that earlier in life now but it still has that correlation

[@memeolicious4653]

Took me some time to register the joke

[@annamozga]

@@trinity3422 no it is not. boys are circumcised at around 8 days and the ceremony is called brit milah. bar mitzvah is becoming a(n adult) man.

[@jeredgibb5064]

"She's 44... there's 4 years a decade.. She'd be 10 decades"

[@katsukisleftcoochielip]

I- and when the couple kissed like they thought they were right🧍🏽‍♀

[@LegoWolf]

@@katsukisleftcoochielip I'm pretty sure it isn't about getting the answer right, its about guessing what your partner would say. It doesn't matter if it is actually correct

[@cartersmith9842]

@@katsukisleftcoochielip idot

[@katsukisleftcoochielip]

@@cartersmith9842 Lol

[@cartersmith9842]

@@katsukisleftcoochielip the answer doesn't have to be correct. They just need to answer the same. They probably pre-planned answering 10.

[@user-uk5jl6vt9n]

If these took place on a more modern tv show the comments would be nothing but “the younger generations just keep getting dumber”

[@mattmcsherry761]

Who cares if it did? Just shut up and watch the video lol

[@rogueslasher7899]

@@mattmcsherry761 Found the boomer

[@rogueslasher7899]

@Max Thunderman 2 in a row.

[@uhhhnah4564]

"What's a rodent?"

[@genderlesstoast6633]

Idiots are all over the place, big surprise

[@poison6084]

"What his favourite kind of rodent?" "His saxophone." Lets just say this woman isn't the brightest in the box 😂😂😂

[@Jason_The_Stooge]

Doesn't trigger me half as much as the condiment question.

[@AxeSoul]

“What’s your husband’s favorite rodent?” “His saxophone” this is so underrated

[@derkonigderratten]

I Read that in the same momentan wenig she answer the question.. haha..

[@Vymeax]

@@derkonigderratten German autocorrect wrecked you lol

[@derkonigderratten]

@@Vymeax yeah i know.. that sucks..haha

[@LEGOJediMaster]

@@derkonigderratten You can edit it by pressing the three dots next to your reply! Edit:Spelling Ironic

[@derkonigderratten]

@@LEGOJediMaster yeah i know but i dont care ...

[@fatimahuq9112]

“Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re weird” LMAO

[@jogugaga7121]

Nice steal.

[@daughter-of-sappho]

Me @ myself.

[@lexisl3231]

Richard was incredibly quick lol

[@the1stwing]

"A group of pill-pushers?" *"... THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!!!"*

[@MeanOldLady]

A perfectly legit answer given that it's CA media...

[@michaeldominguez1762]

That clip will always be hilarious

[@mikearthut781]

oxycontin !!!!

[@megadrax0838]

450 N A Couple Seconds Later Pat No N Hmmm Randy

[@tinajeppesen5948]

Hahahaha 🤣come on it looked like that..what was the answer anyways????

[@turtle_potatokings1334]

0:43 “youre a school counsuler” killed me 😭

[@bi_cycle]

"Jolly green giant" "I'm not that big, Karen" MAKE THIS A MEME

[@peacemouse]

YES

[@katherinehearnet7533]

Absolutely

[@jeeeff1435]

Why dont you make it yourself?

[@jerotoro2021]

"Honey, I spoke to the manager, and they would NOT refund my purchase, go in and yell at them!" "I'm not that big, Karen"

[@Hyrixous]

"Name something normally worn only by children." *Clothes*

[@Fearth3nob]

Well he ain't wrong

[@Peanut778]

@@Fearth3nob children are the only ones who wear clothes?

[@cnett486]

@@Peanut778 To Michael Jackson's great displeasure

[@BalletTapJazz]

alexander hoosline yes

[@saintgospelrap]

I thought they wore invisible cloaks. Dang it😂

[@crypticcorgi8280]

The "10 decades" couple is honestly adorable. XD

[@lanej.lubell7291]

That was genuinely amazing! She either has no faith in her husband’s intelligence or a lot of faith in her own.

[@bao6649]

She's a keeper =))

[@2madreesupisoyk410]

When was that recorded?

[@AaBb-nu6jg]

Why does the guy look like Andy Kaufman tho 😂😂😂😂😂

[@R3dCol0r]

And the utter disgust from the guy when his wife said " what are bagels?"... haha

[@NoriMori1992]

1:21 I feel so bad for this kid, he knew the right answer but had a slip of the tongue 😂

[@SpaceMissile]

freud was right

[@Polar_Ice889]

Do you know what his name is or what episode this is

[@therealwisemysticaltree]

@@Polar_Ice889 his name was kurt cobain

[@Polar_Ice889]

@@therealwisemysticaltree funny. But I really wanna know.

[@MrOreo2010]

the ten decade one was genuinely adorable

[@pluto3194]

She certainly knows how brainless her husband is

[@HisNameisLink]

@Big AL 311 godspeed

[@darkchocospy7080]

double negative = positive

[@barryryan8267]

A masterclass in skewed logic ....

[@NicolasMourra]

iExist his math was wrong too lmao. He said 4 years a decade meaning it would be 11 not 10 😂 but somehow still got it

[@bigyikes8698]

“What do you do about a hairy back?” “I usually just close my eyes and pretend she’s wearing an alpaca sweater” I laughed SO HARD

[@FalseHoodx]

Bruh that killed me😂

[@rossmarshall6960]

"YOU FOOL"!!!!

[@rossmarshall6960]

@Brian Fike full speed ahead u mean😂

[@kingofdragontown9680]

5:55 time stamp for that part

[@Pyco_]

Gilbert Godfrey is great

[@3gatoss]

“youre signing i notice. what does that mean?” “that means he’s deaf” I WAS CACKLING THAT MADE ME UGLY LAGUH OMG

[@starsetpuppy4205]

_laguh-_

[@crowbones2815]

Laguh.... how do you even say that out loud??

[@laonagrouchini]

@@crowbones2815 lag-uh

[@crowbones2815]

@@laonagrouchini oh thank you... I still dont know how to normal human speech, but this helps.

[@laonagrouchini]

@@crowbones2815 you're welcome :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@thepbcenthusiast7561]

0:22 *"THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!"* 😂

[@Lilystudios27]

Felix: a group of pill pushers Me: ...THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE FELIX!!!😡😡😡

[@changeabletornado2828]

Host: “Have you got a boyfriend Michael”? Michael: Host “IM SORRY IM SORRY, have you got a girlfriend?” Michael: “Nah, I’m gay.” Host: 👁👄👁

[@katsukisleftcoochielip]

Host: I'm a very happy little fella myself actually!

[@theflyingmoose1235]

👁👄👁 isn’t funny

[@pandora4me113]

@@theflyingmoose1235 👁👄👁

[@chasesmithproductions8484]

@@theflyingmoose1235 👁👄👁

[@SpltPersonaltyOF]

@@theflyingmoose1235 flying moose aren't funny 👁👄👁

[@belowocean]

Host: Asks questions that are obviously sexual answer bait Competitor: answers sexually Host: surprised pikachu face

[@pumkin610]

This is exactly what steve harvey does all the time, he fully expects it but he has to go "HUH?!"

[@MUHAMMADLANE]

@@pumkin610 *A HYUH HYUEH, WHAT YO ASS SAY?*

[@Irfan87]

@@MUHAMMADLANE Lmao this comment

[@matthewvarney1019]

Steve Harvey in a nutshell

[@VitaEmerald324]

Steve Harvey on Family Feud: 👁👄👁

[@dumptruck_babs]

"Do you have a boyfriend? OH my god, I'm so sorry Michael. Do you have a GIRLFRIEND?" "No, I'm gay."

[@twiff3rino28]

Surprised it was legal back then.

[@omnidiscord]

sean rollins legal..... to be gay..?

[@iychieunicorn1787]

“I’m happy too”

[@NA-nz9lv]

@@twiff3rino28 you don't really know much about modern history, do you?

[@havenmirabella3003]

That was so brave of him back then 🏳️‍🌈

[@bluegummybear8667]

"im not that big karen" is KILLING ME

[@jasonbaylor9865]

8:12. Not only did he think a decade was 4 years but he proceeded to say his mother was 44 and at 4 years a decade that that'd be 10 decades. Big brain time.

[@MetalLizardJesus]

11 decades lol

[@hamiltonmcgregory3179]

Quick maths

[@jasonbaylor9865]

@@MetalLizardJesus I am quoting what he said. I am aware that is 11 "decades"

[@rachellynncaulfield2692]

BIG BRAIN TIME

[@cjidk5438]

And somehow his wife guessed his brain would think that way LOL

[@jakeapplegate6642]

I love how the guy who said “clothes” actually looks up at the board like he actually expected it to be a answer lol

[@talastra]

You ALWAYS look up at the board. GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER

[@poofballoon]

He was desperate lmao

[@PrettyGirI123]

I’m your 1k like

[@alvallac2171]

*an answer (because "answer" starts with a vowel sound)

[@jakeapplegate6642]

@@alvallac2171 damn bro. Your life must be pretty pathetic.

[@J-Rush]

5:26 You can tell she didn’t wanna make that joke, but she felt like she had to. That’s respect

[@hazelskiesalt]

well she was morally and legally obligated to

[@zzzluvsk]

Legendary

[@deviousmile669]

Somethimes you HAD to ho for the glory back in the nineties in Italy a contestant said the amazzones won their Wars thanks to their vagina instead of their fury ( in italiano those are One letter different)

[@havilavi472]

Lmao 🤣

[@CeruleanSeal]

Honestly from what I remember of Joan, nah she was proud of herself

[@bobseabert7230]

"No I'm gay" "Well I'm a happy lil fella myself!" Hilarious 100% saving for future use

[@andrewmorris483]

I've never heard "rake" used like that in my life.

[@SaintSwithinsDay]

Really? Have you heard of the adjective 'rakish'?

[@slimeade6021]

duccio no, never

[@velvetrose7729]

@@SaintSwithinsDay NEVER......but "Ho" is quite familiar to me as a garden tool and as an immoral pleasure seeker!

[@sherri1699]

I have, but it’s definitely a trap question. 😄

[@Severeance]

Just a very old term.

[@thatrandom_canadian]

Game shows: *question with an extremely obvious sexual answer* Contestant: *obvious sexual answer* Host: "Oh my god, you can't say that! I can't believe you said that!"

[@satyadevbadireddi382]

Steve Harvey

[@karsentheawkward6578]

“This is a family show!”

[@Alice-gr1kb]

“What’s your husbands favorite thing to squeeze in the supermarket”

[@lbozo7386]

@@karsentheawkward6578 Jalen Revis

[@jefferey_92]

Okay, but who squeezes meat besides children?

[@tHa1Rune]

"a group of pill pushers" was a really creative answer. Now I can't imagine any other answer that'd fit lmao. "A group of wall washers"?

[@pitch6087]

It was 'well-wishers'

[@franciosdeaeruiu7555]

Pill-pushers is better. They ought to have given him that one on principle

[@Femaiden]

it fit all the spaces perfectly. the only thing wrong with the logic is that the "P" was already revealed

[@Wolf_pigs]

“THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE JOME” XD yo that got me laughing hard

[@rivahkillah]

Thing is, it couldn't be "A Group of Pill- Pushers", since the 'P' from group was showing, but no other 'P's were.