Funniest Moment in LA Noire

[@TheMrWillje]

" I can tell your parents weren't happily married" *Phelps shows her his sketch of a boot*

[@NihilNick]

TheMrWillje I fucking lost it there.

[@kratosaurion002]

Because small feet, small..... And there you have an unhappy couple.

[@thegatorhator6822]

Small feet = Small cock

[@ig72games__ita67]

Autistic Aniki awesome

[@georgeliapes8365]

Scott PilgrimVSyourMom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexschmidt443]

Phelps: ''Have you killed your mother!?'' Michelle: ''What? No!'' Phelps: ''Then explain me why you father's shoe size is 8!''

[@Killzoneguy117]

Cole Phelps OBLITERATES small child with FACTS and LOGIC

[@ab.9087]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@raimarulightning]

@@Killzoneguy117 Definitely from the Ben Shapiro school of reasoning, lmao

[@fridarodriguez7277]

😂😂😂

[@jackmclean4120]

''YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH, WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!''

[@LiamEFC.]

"Detective Cole Phelps blames small child for killing her mother with size 8 shoes as evidence"

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

Liam EFC LA Times front page

[@EricToTheScionti]

case closed

[@FriedFrenchFries]

Valorous

[@DiegottlosenCharmeure]

psychopaths come in all ages and are often very smart, she obviously made it look like a big man did it!

[@ryanoffthegrid]

Its 3 years since you wrote this but I have tears rolling down my face. Lmfao

[@ayyylmao101]

His smug little smile as he accuses this little girl of crimes she couldn't possibly have done is the funniest thing, oh my Lord

[@OhKnow379]

Except she cried for a whopping 8 seconds

[@AW-kr9fl]

Omg absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

[@rymacreeks2k07]

Ben Shapiro vibes, it's so fucking funny

[@WeebBountyHunter]

Cole Phelps the is the GOAT, best Rockstar character ever 😂

[@rhondarogers7265]

Yeah he's leaps and bounds more well written than that annoying ass Trevor Philips character. ​@@WeebBountyHunter

[@MrThedwarf4]

"When my daddy gets home, I'm going to ask him to punch you on the nose." "That's a threat. Book her Rusty." Cole: Interrogator Genius

[@alexkahle8365]

Best comment I've seen in ages. 😂😂😂

[@BigBrotherMateyka]

Case solved. That's some Grade-A detective work, Phelps.

[@xTrinity007]

Open and shut case Johnson!

[@advance9343]

You keep working cases like this i see a bright future for you in this department

[@Tyronejizz]

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[@nygiantsfan6]

I love Cole's remark at the end - he still sticks to his guns and talks down to the girl after clearly misreading the situation.

[@Duskaria]

nygiantsfan6 Wait, this was misreading the situation? How?

[@mat5473]

Uhh...he got every question wrong and totally accused her of shit she has nothing to do with?

[@itsCONTROVERSY]

lmaooooo

[@MiniMuni69]

The Spycrab “I know your parents weren’t happy together and this size 8 boot proves it! Look at it!!!”

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

That is a thug with a badge for you.

[@geckosalad]

"Funniest moment in LA Noire" -Sorry to tell you this, Michelle, but your mother is dead.

[@J215J]

very cool brid (cries for 8.27 seconds)

[@p_eabean]

Phelps then proceeds to accuse the girl of killing her own mother

[@Vowels2461]

Girl: *cries for 5 seconds* Detective: can you ask us a few questions? Girl: *smiles* i could try :,-)

[@sebandrews4395]

No Arthur, that’s not funny. That’s not the kind of jokes we do on this show

[@tobiasretta1416]

I love how he said it with no empathy at all.

[@hayz691]

"How can you prove my parents didnt love each other?!" "....size eight work boots"

[@jasonscott2540]

Manlets are incapable of human emotion, let alone love.

[@Chuked]

@@jasonscott2540 manlet? What

[@petrichor446]

@@jasonscott2540 what does that have to do with anything???

[@danielzhang5395]

@@petrichor446 it has to do with everything

[@carloscontreras8431]

Size 8 boots is the key.

[@AgtX999]

Carlos Contreras the size 8 boots were the star witness in the trial.

[@ayylmao575]

Carlos Contreras Size 8 boots are the key to all this.

[@yarpen26]

It's sort of like poetry, it rhymes... hopefully this will work.

[@thearchon2094]

Cause they're a larger size boot than we've ever had before

[@ayylmao575]

The Archon We may have gone too far in a few places.

[@absurdrhino]

*YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY* *AND HELP THE PUH-LEASE*

[@Samiby]

#dashiexp :D

[@ayyylmao101]

I keep replaying that part, oh my God, the barely-hidden aggression is comedy gold

[@TheDennys21]

The girl: oh puh-leez!

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

YOU SHOULD HELP THE PUH-LEASE *NOW!* ⚡👄⚡

[@lugialover09]

"Your mother is dead." *cry* "Look at this gun! I found this gun! Was it yours!?"

[@ncshuriken]

I found this gun in my jacket holster!! YOU planted it there didn't you! DIDN'T YOU! *Slams his hand really hard on the table* You're going to prison for a long, loooong time. Think about that next time you try to frame a police officer like me for the murder of your mother!

[@plaguemarine7767]

Still better writing than in the game originally

[@correctmeifurgay7199]

@@ncshuriken Twenty. Eight. Stab wounds. Oops wrong game

[@aliaofstories4214]

@@correctmeifurgay7199 -claps-

[@zhakest8328]

Ayy Matt and pat

[@mrblonde609]

That's the genius part of the game, the actors act like they were actors in a cheesy cop flick from the 40s.

[@squidward9747]

That’s why I love it

[@Chuked]

The charm of la noire

[@videodeposu8741]

@@Chuked exactly

[@standardofexcellence]

This and running over pedestrians while they act like repellents against car metal is great, running over various partners is histerical

[@gtaguy2]

Cole: "Can you describe your mother's jewelry?" Michelle: "A ring, a watch" Cole: "A size 8 boot print?"

[@laughercake3156]

-"oh yeah, your mother is dead" -*cries for like 4 seconds* then she completely fine again, fukin 10/10 acting right here!

[@huntergaming-jy3cm]

Its actually 6 seconds

[@Samiby]

It's actually 8.47 seconds. I counted every frame individually when I first made the video.

[@johnhein2539]

Laugher Cake Well hours of crying and emotionally traumatic jitters would have made this level depressing and boring.

[@laughercake3156]

Sure, you don't have to show everything, but there are ways of doing it better. Like having her stutter on her words a lot throughout, or just anything better than just a few seconds of crying.

[@SianaGearz]

Her acting is actually good. The issue is completely down to the director, he probably lost track of the footage he needs of her and how it would look in context. And they probably blew their budget and couldn't re-shoot.

[@seangilbert7365]

2:08 Arrest her for threatening a police officer

[@Welchlocket]

Actually Danny DeVito i

[@fireassassin1688]

Little 8 years old kid Cringe these fucking comments i cant fucking breath 😂

[@oswaldjacobs3935]

Little 8 years old kid Cringe hey, we have the same name

[@coleharron5320]

No-one like this comment it's at 666 likes...

[@NoName-lr2gg]

BUSTED!!!!

[@may6317]

They was workin' on the tires, that's all that was took

[@PixelDough]

(X) - D O U B T

[@ZeGermanFox]

Mark 92 Tootin’ and a’hollerin’ and yellin’ obscenities at me in Mexican

[@J215J]

(Y) Lie

[@NSDominator]

I laughed a lot harder at this then I should have.

[@ayyylmao101]

@@ZeGermanFox You speak Spanish, sir?

[@weeksy153]

1:23 You can tell Cole's actor is really trying to not laugh lmao

[@primo2296]

Immediately knew she was lying or involved. Nobody immediately starts crying when told a loved one has passed. The first emotion almost 100% of the time is denial.

[@denisucuuu]

The problem with LA Noire is that I can't tell whether the acting is just terrible or if it's meant to reflect on the guilty person

[@ts3nju504]

@@denisucuuu its probably part of the guilty act, the detective seems good at acting

[@kennypowers1945]

@@denisucuuu exactly lol

[@kennypowers1945]

Nah some people just start crying

[@nifralo2752]

A kid will

[@Ne0MT]

15 year old girl with the body of a 10 year old and the head of a 40 year old woman

[@ellielouise7005]

NeoMT “10th year old” really made my day

[@XaliberDeathlock]

Isn't that usual in America?

[@snowblind9551]

No.

[@SyndicateOperative]

She's a malnutrient.

[@XaliberDeathlock]

GasMaskedGaming American teens look like they're a lot older, compared to Asian teens. That's a fact.

[@JTKatz07]

“Your mother is dead” *crocodile tears* Oldest trick in the book.

[@pedro_perez1]

Phelps is a great guy. She got the girl so mad at him that she stopped being sad for her mother's death for a moment. Such a good man...

[@baharalerjisi]

0/3 correct

[@FunkyDonut007]

3/3 correct *

[@nadjiguemarful]

Stop lying Onur. What are you guilty about

[@ryansmovies-o4q]

1/4 correct

[@WITCHBLADE111]

that's just a bug in the game hopefully they patched it on the wii switch

[@alexwhip326]

*throws controller*

[@JaviDude470]

This is some Phoenix Wright level cross examination

[@katiek2615]

Jayden OBJECTION!

[@wilsonso5784]

- Name_Taken - Cross examination theme keeps playing*

[@OrdinaryLatvian]

*Presents attorney badge*

[@lory742G]

Your Honor! This statement clearly con- -*reload last save*

[@rand0mdude779]

"I know this is a tough time, Michelle, but you should really try to help the police"

[@AUG_XZABER]

The amount of passive aggressiveness and whineying in that tone. I was down laughing my ass off. 😂

[@billyfitzgerald3442]

Rumor has it she calls the days of the week Morgueday, Woundday, Throesday, Fraudday, Slaughterday and Sinday. She calls Tuesday "Tuesday" though, because, you know, she needs a day off from murder.

[@Jimmy_Jones]

That's chooseday

[@acmarston]

Personally, I would prefer to have..."Cut a Throat Week"... or, uh, "Strangulation Day"...

[@crimzonepegasi6838]

Seriously underrated comment.

[@devinpaul9026]

No, that's Two'sday-- every murder is of TWO people.

[@MariusBoss11458]

Tue's day.

[@gutz1981]

With investigative skills like that, Phelps was already on his way to be the next chief of police.

[@standardofexcellence]

That's about how inaccurate and lazy they are and they have the cop that's on the take, just like real life. They nailed it

[@DJWarwing]

Girl: **breathes** Cole: _When are you gonna stop playing games with God?_

[@peridot12782]

0:09 Cole: "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Michelle, but your mother is dead." Michelle: *cries for 8.47 seconds* Cole: "You think you could answer a few questions for us?" Michelle: *stops crying, smiling* "I can try."

[@ayyylmao101]

If he took a page out of Rusty's book, Cole would accuse Michelle of having a secret husband that killed her mother in a lover's spat LMAO

[@tylor1261]

I was waiting for Cole to say "we are taking your ass downtown for further interrogation"

[@json5467]

"A ring, a watch... I never paid much attention to that stuff" Phelps: Therefore Yagami Light is Kira

[@onewithsource9742]

Haha genius deathnote throw in

[@kamabokogonpachiro6099]

Watashi wa eru desu

[@50shekels]

*kids parent is dead* “Funny Moments”

[@XSideSaladSpikeX]

*sobs* *in normal voice* I could try

[@Samiby]

Spike Evans I'm glad to see that not everyone is deceived by this child psychopath. This case was from 60 years ago... How many more has she killed since!?

[@Sxm_8]

Samiby This is a job for size 8 boots.

[@theblue2228]

Wow she sure recovered quickly.

[@RGBeanie]

I remember this well, the size 8 shoes were brought in for questioning. Phelps grilled them relentlessly

[@ayyylmao101]

_The boots squeak indignantly in retaliation._ _Phelps shifts awkwardly in his seat._ "Sorry. Sometimes you've got to shake the tree to see what falls out."

[@tannerhuskins330]

To this day I’m still impressed by the face animations

[@ferrocha26]

She got over her mother's death really quickly

[@richbum3725]

I cant wait to accuse everyone of lying in real life

[@63fan]

LA Noire still has one of the BEST facial animation in a video game to date.

[@astronomical3342]

0/1 correct

[@OhKnow379]

No that's 10/10

[@Andrewtate200]

@@astronomical3342 10/10 correct

[@conneries100]

One exemple please

[@satorugojo6921]

@@conneries100 It may be a little hard to get exemples. I've never quite heard of the word before.

[@xboxdeodorant2799]

better animation than andromeda

[@xXGodofTecknoXx]

Who gave Verne Troyer the bar again?

[@sayanorasonic]

Eric Zeng no shit Sherlock

[@lordtac7655]

Andromeda was still in development for so long

[@RootedHat]

The face isn't "animated" it's modeled live from real people : kzbin.info/www/bejne/l32cqKZ7e9Sbitk

[@yarpen26]

RootedHat Do you seriously think they just magically transplanted the actors' real faces into the game? Everybody has been using mo-cap for the past ten years or so but the thing about LAN was that it took things much further than anybody else and _really_ focused on getting these animations right. Damn, can't believe how impressive they still look after as many as six years.

[@RoachDoggJr26]

“My parents were happily married” “This boot says otherwise”

[@usernamesmeannothing]

0:12 good job on ruining someone's life phelps (even though I know he had to)

[@Samiby]

Phelps ruins everyone's life, including his own!

[@usernamesmeannothing]

true

[@timt9625]

For only 10 seconds though lol

[@Hwaigon]

This is, by FAR the best facial animation ever. No game has ever topped it.

[@ferrilllorelai148]

Forbidden siren 1-2 like : "hold my beer, sonny"

[@wolfy9549]

Cole Phelps- worst detective of all time hahaha, this game could literally play out like a comedy if you played like this all the way

[@neonfroot]

Somebody should do an indie mod video series of this.

[@JakiestJake]

Cole: your house burned and everyone you loved is dead Also Cole: sooo....you wanna answer some questions?

[@undeadvii25]

happy mothers day guys, Its a pretty nice day outside, buy your mum some flowers

[@Sxm_8]

UndeadVII Or Some Size 8 Boots

[@TimeTravelingAltair1337]

Love his condescending smile and calm demeanor as he accuses her

[@deldude1412]

Pretty accurate for police irl

[@donosporidium]

phelps is so damn confident in every player made choice to the point its unnerving

[@ashhabimran239]

I like how she went from crying to ready to answer the questions and just stopped crying like that

[@ThePimpinator]

Jesus christ their faces would look real af of they were swapped with todays graphics idk...

[@gbologna2466]

The Pimpinator yeah, the guy looks exactly like his voice actor, Aaron Staton.

[@minecraftismyanime8006]

What about the size 8 boots

[@Cxrinae]

this game needs a remaster

[@SanrioHorror]

Diamond Eyes It is *_T I M E_*

[@SanrioHorror]

Diamond Eyes FOR REAL. I'm hyped

[@ItsKardamin]

Yes one of the games that really needs it

[@Bokator2]

Welp remaster is on nov 14 everyone time to buy it

[@NikitaFlex0]

Well, if you meaning some better reflections, lighting and resolution...it was remastered that way

[@ChauTran-sn7eq]

I love when you choose all wrong decisions and see their reactions :D

[@Galorie]

"You really are horrible you know that?" "Yesn't"

[@CritStanley]

Even with the blurry textures and awkward inconsistency between the body motion cap and the face film cap (I believe the techs were done separately?), this game still has the best facial animations to date. Advanced motion cap just doesn't quite look as real as the filming tech they used here when it comes to facial expressions. Granted, its getting better.

[@Chascoso]

haha this is how i was like interrogating first geez i sucked :L

[@Quebedify]

:L

[@sashimi158]

:L

[@Admiralex91]

:L

[@Lksupasteien]

😕

[@stevengerrard7269]

:L

[@MikeNoob101]

"Your mother is dead, do you think you could answer some questions for us?" *Yeah real detective job right there Phelps*

[@BORLMBK]

“Detective tells child her mother is dead then accuses her of doing it using size 8 men’s shoes after she shows the most genuine sadness this game is capable of”

[@Vowels2461]

Girl: Tell me if shes ok? Detective: your mother Is dead Girl: *cries* Detective: can you anwser a few questions for us? Girl: *smiles like nothing happened* i could try :,-)

[@nol75]

1:52 I love how blunt he is around the end here 😂

[@x_dana_x]

the girl’s face overlay and her sobbing is so...emotionless and plain for someone who just lost her mom, what even 😂

[@Joao-pe8ur]

YOU'RE ROTTEN, MISTER! **loud page flip**

[@apollyonn2447]

I didnt laugh during the video but the comments are pretty great

[@lasstnight]

Seven years ago? Still the same sense of humour I see

[@Samiby]

Phelps - "Some of your mother's jewellery was missing. Can you describe her things?" Little girl - "A ring, a watch... I never paid much attention to that stuff" Phelps - "WTF you lying little bitch. When does a little girl not sneak into her mothers room and play with her jewellery. You are clearly lying and I'll never understand how I'm in the wrong! I quit this game, the motion capture is jittery and the story makes no sense at all. I'm sorry I wasted everyone's time playing this game."

[@roye6961]

It was a great game

[@-Titann-]

Salty

[@peterblood50]

Hahaha awesome. Made my day right?

[@19̛́99̸-l5b]

Samiby damn, calm down detective

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Samiby My mother kept her jewelry locked in a box, locked inside another box inside the locked wardrobe, because dad kept selling it to buy more booze... ...sorry 4 bringing everyone down... But you're right, she a fucking liar, guilty.

[@ARedMotorcycle]

This is actually how efficient the puh-lease are in real life.

[@dollcefina]

LOL, true story. *#KeystoneConstables* 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 *#ACAB*

[@mrstabbath9114]

"Don't lie to me Michelle! Your parents weren't happy at all. Look at these shoes! LOOK AT THEM! They are size eight! SIZE EIGHT!"

[@hodwatt5901]

lmfao!

[@darthjamula]

Wow. Filthy comment thief. You can have a dislike from me.

[@blazedkayak6779]

Stealing comments.. tsk tsk tsk

[@LittleBigPlanetian]

Kalterz (gasps) That's the guy who stole the comment. I hop he gets sued for everything he's worth!

[@sambellissimo]

“You’re lying to me miss. You were in on it. And you are going to tell me the truth,”

[@hanthonyc]

I remember being so impressed at how realistic this game looked when it came out... Now....

[@genghishank1]

Even more impressed now?

[@sufferintoilet6231]

In terms of graphics or on how they interract with each other?

[@goku8621]

It still looks good especially for a 11 year old game

[@night6724]

@@goku8621Rockstar should remaster this game. The graphics themselves haven’t aged well even though the faces are great

[@night6724]

@@gradyparsons6678 They just did an HD port

[@zigaudrey]

So, this is where the "Press X to Doubt" meme come from. What a weird option to add if you ask me.

[@LifeWithNathan]

After all that: "This is a tough time for you, Michelle, but you should really try to help the police. What a savage.

[@XOPOIIIO]

Asking them about random items is always ridiculous.

[@sawyer2044]

SHE STARTS CRYING AND HES LIKE "lemme ask u some questions" and shes like "mhm k sure" HOW DOES SHE BOUNCE BACK THAT FAST

[@CryogenicChrysalis]

Damn the facial movements! They should've used this is Life is Strange.

[@EthanBradburyVlogs]

Wouldnt fit the style of the game

[@DrGrape-px7se]

Agreed!

[@minecraftismyanime8006]

Better than size 8 boots?

[@JizzyF83]

She instantly goes from sobbing about her mother to ‘I’d like to answer some questions’ 😂

[@Foreign501st]

*Phelps sits down* "Your mother is dead. So, why did you do it?"

[@theTrevorluck]

“Are you sure your parents were happily married?” “what are you saying?, of course they are” *B O O T*

[@astronomical3342]

With greatness comes size 8 boots

[@vinniethegooch7830]

*piano 4 chimes*

[@rtcp2020]

She just speedrunned grief in 8 seconds

[@oppositionguerrilla6129]

Girl: “my Parents loved each other” Cole:”That’s some boshit”

[@MarshallXeno]

If he was a lawyer, he would redifine the term "Badgering the witness."

[@UltiEd]

"Man, I'm gonna get promoted once I nail this god damn murderer"

[@cousinzeke4888]

"I never paid much attention to that stuff." Proceeds to perfectly describe her jewelry.

[@crixxxxxxxxx]

She got over that crying spell really quick.

[@2guystry485]

Detective: “Where where you last night?” Michelle: “Well, I was at this dance and-“ Detective: *LiAr!*

[@Ash-gtr32]

The brat killed her mom whilst wearing her little footed dad's size eight boots, it's obvious she tried to set him up.

[@Samiby]

If the shoe fits... looks like Cinderella will go to the cell.

[@lachlanmoore8648]

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - Wayne Gretzky

[@suraangel6956]

At the end, the way he asserted such a commanding tone when he was kinda the jerk in this situation just makes it funnier

[@bluechalk6275]

And that, folks, is why you always lawyer up before being questioned by the police.

[@haydensteder7348]

Your mom is dead *STARTS SOBBING* D O Y O U T H I N K Y O U C A N A N S W E R A F E W Q U E S T I O N S F O R U S

[@billybobbodiddly5940]

*Goes through every stage of grief in 8.27 seconds* "I could try"

[@Wojtek_Ch]

"I'm sorry about your dead mother kid, but look at the shoe I've just drawn. Pretty neat, huh? It's number 8. You're under arrest by the way."

[@Y54F]

The way she starts crying and then answers with “I can tryyy” all of a sudden 😂

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

Everyone always wants to punch poor Phelps on the nose.

[@DeadAbeVigoda]

"Do you think you can answer some questions Michelle?" "I'll try, Inspector Phelps." (Phelps gets up, backhands girl across her face) "That's *Detective* Phelps!'"

[@FezCaliph]

I’m glad this game is starting to get the recognition it deserves 😅

[@justpassingthrough.9943]

0/3 questions correct. nice work

[@M4A1BestGirl]

There's only one thing more hilariously overexxagerated than this: Cole's scream.

[@ayyylmao101]

Cole after traumatising the girl three times over: You're a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck,

[@JangoBricks]

See you in 7 years when this gets recommended agian

[@vincentsimbol7251]

I'd like to think Cole was trolling for shits and giggles, truly a flawed man

[@lhays117]

It's interesting how cutting edge and amazing this facial expression motion capture was at the time it came out, but now it seems so uncanny.