Funniest Seinfeld Moments Part 2

[@writer422]

I still watch the reruns now.. Still can't get enough of it. Laugh every time!

[@laurawanat3520]

Love, love this this show

[@alldogsgoheaven]

Yea I used to stay up till 6 in tha morning to watch the re runs on t.v. #thagoodoldays

[@joaquinveleta3159]

I've watched almost every one some 7, 8 times. No exaggeration😄

[@davidpyott3710]

I binged every episode over a few days recently It was fabulous

[@BarbaraMerryGeng]

Years later - still fresh Seinfeld - is gold 🤩🤗

[@tariqmohamed]

"I mentioned the Bisque" is a savage line complimented by savage delivery.

[@nthgth]

It's explained in a different episode that for a woman, Elaine at least, sex is just something to be expected. Like garbage pickup when you put bags at the curb. It's nothing to particularly hope for or look forward to like it is for a man. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Explains a lot, really

[@gerardofernandez3632]

When the girl unexpectedly accepts the menage, George screams to Jerry: Its like you have discovered plutonium by accident! I LMAO each time.

[@joaquinveleta3159]

Jaja, yup

[@pekostar7682]

8:39 "It's chocolate, it's peppermint... It's delicious" The way Kramer says it, man it was awesome.

[@DGS2605]

I

[@nosferatu6385]

Its very refreshing

[@renthevillain1885]

Almost like you can taste it

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

I'm surprised the company that makes Junior Mints didn't do an ad with Kramer's line in it. (If they did, I never saw it.)

[@matthewnichol4619]

I read this just as Kramer said it in the video XD

[@colinsilver1041]

"You disappoint me, my friend." Haha. I use that so often. Lol.

[@zapkvr]

I use "this is what I do"

[@gullybop1695]

I say alot of times "I do what I can" and "Nobody listens." And also "I'm hungry....I'm weak" lmao!!

[@ALBERTEINSTEIN777]

JERRYS TERRIBLE ACTING AT TIMES LIKE ANGER AND SADNESS OR EMOTION OF ANY KIND IS SUCH A GREAT PART OF THE SHOW AND HIS CHARACTER.

[@GarrettTBeelowComposer]

WHAT?

[@XxGoldishGamingxX]

Anyone who thinks Jerry Sienfeld is terrible at acting is a complete moron. Jerry Sienfeld is one of the best comedians ever. He is not a actor but he does have incredible talent of his emotions. George; Kramar; Elane; they are actors. So yes they are better but Jerry is not terrible he is just a better comedian. Perhaps you are jealous of him and wish you were him? Or are you just straight up stupid?

[@ALBERTEINSTEIN777]

XxGoldishGamingxX TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, JERRY HIMSELF HAS STATED THAT HE'S A TERRIBLE ACTOR. AND I SAY IT IN JEST, WITH A GRAIN OF SALT ANYWAY. BUT OTHERS AGREE WITH ME, THAT'S WHY YOU SAW THE COMMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE. ITS FIVE MONTHS OLD. IT WOULD BE BURIED UNDER HUNDREDS OF MORE COMMENTS, IF IT WERE OTHERWISE. SO NO. AND NO TO BOTH OF YOUR QUESTIONS. ALSO YOU HAVE, PER YOUR FIRST SENTENCE, SUCCEEDED AT CALLING THE MAN YOU CAME HERE TO DEFEND,,, A MORON. THAT IS ALL. GOOD NIGHT.

[@XxGoldishGamingxX]

First of all I don't think your mother would be happy with your comment and especially your grammar but, Jerry Sienfeld is a Comedian not a actor so for him to have his talent that he has and not even be an actor is quite gifted. You on the other-hand make your profile picture; KZbin username a person who's brain will never come close to your brachiosaurus sized brain (probably aren't smart enough to understand that gesture), so don't even. The only reason your crappy comment became popular is for the people who looked at it and said, "naw" or "yeah okay", Jerry Sienfeld is a stand-up comedian... NOT A ACTOR GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL! So if his acting skills are roughly 87.3/100 for someone who barely has any acting experience is quite good. I don't think you'll be able to have any dreams a peanut sized brain can't produce and totally cannot store a MB of data in that stupid brain. Good Luck. Keep your shit inside okay :D.

[@musmann]

+ALBERT EINSTEIN why are you yelling?

[@kellifry4275]

My fave part was when Jerry's car got stolen and Kramer asked for his gloves to be mailed to him 😅😅😅😅😅

[@marinelife4eva]

"did you steal my car?" "yes i did." lol i swear that scene makes me laugh so hard i cry!!! i love it lol seinfeld is the best show ever!!! lol love it!!!!!!

[@THEdjpluto]

“That’s my car!!!” “I didn’t know it was yours...”

[@joaquinveleta3159]

The guy admits it all friendly😄

[@sianspherica]

I love that it's Larry David doing the voice of the car thief

[@joaquinveleta3159]

@Wowee Zowee's Random Videos ... I didn't know that. Through all the conversations with my friends I've always said that he only appeared in one episode lol

[@Beefer-e4j]

@@joaquinveleta3159he’s in several!When Newman tries to commit suicide, the marine biologist he yells “Is anyone here a marine biologist!?” And I’m sure the Yankees episodes

[@CogensFamilyTV]

I love how Jason/George is wearing a "broadway bound" shirt. Nice touch for an actor who won a Tony at 29!

[@sheilalittleton7345]

This show proved it didn't need to be filthy to be funny. ❤

[@zachhaywood1564]

In my opinion, the best Seinfeld moment has to be when Jerry and Kramer switch apartments and subsequently take on each other's personalities.

[@Enzone218]

hahaha yeah i laughed so hard when jerry said: "you know my friend Bob Sacamano

[@zachhaywood1564]

Raiper "He sells Russian hats down at Battery Park, forty bucks!"

[@Enzone218]

Zach Haywood Ahahaha, "Yeah i like this idea"

[@CaptainOfGames]

"How's life on the red planet?"

[@zachhaywood1564]

CaptainOfGames All I can see is that giant red light IN THE SHAPE OF A CHICKEN!!!

[@EddyReyes_MN]

I love the vandelay industries part when George runs out the bathroom lmaoooo classic

[@albundy6008]

"And you wanted to be my latex salesman"

[@jmacdono]

The best part of the stolen car one was later when Kramer slammed his gloves on the restaurant table, and Jerry realized that he got the gloves back from the thief.

[@Beefer-e4j]

Took me awhile to notice that 😂

[@captainquickshadow]

I love the car theft bit where he calls his car phone and asked "did you steal my car?"yes i did"why'd you steal my car??" I didnt know it was yours. Lmao xD

[@mrhurrycane8037]

shut up calvin

[@appleqor]

With Larry David as the thief on the phone!

[@tanialouis38]

Seinfeld is gold. GOLD!!!

[@GunRyd3r]

Seinfeld is the funniest and cleverest show i've ever seen in my life.

[@Beefer-e4j]

Yes, and I can’t believe your comment is eleven years ago! If you reply, my life will be complete.

[@jlawarren]

Please, Les Friedrich, reply.

[@noice2060]

Reply when

[@tsopuaifa]

Word.

[@frankthetank1369]

@@Beefer-e4j I'll reply instead King of Queens is funny.

[@DarkSaber22]

"did you steal my car?" "yes I did" "can I have it back?" "...nah, I think I'll keep it" XD

[@midguardz]

Of anyone finds that funny they are retarded

[@mydogsioux]

Oh midguardz, your life must suck.

[@alex7633]

Larry’s voice

[@sharonjones2775]

T.M. Samuels “I didn’t know it was yours”🤣

[@pforgottonsoul]

@@midguardz or maybe you just lack a sense of humor.

[@davebrazier3970]

I find Kramer saying 'how did you know who it was?!' to George after the Van Der Lay call absolutely hilarious

[@prashantmutyala8222]

2:33 "So inspired, so devious yet so simple!!!" 2017 and still loving it!

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

About 20 seconds earlier, George responding to Jerry not understanding the scheme: "You disappoint me, my friend." LOL

[@ryanp1922]

"No I mentioned the bisque" Best Elaine line ever. haha

[@lgl5701]

Oh I disagree. She's got a ton better. But I like it. God I love this show.

[@dianec5382]

I like "he took it out."

[@american11asshole]

Ryan P I read this as she said it...whoa

[@nboon7094]

My fave is "STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!".

[@daveidmarx8296]

I like, "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

[@Eidlones]

I have a Vandelay Industries t-shirt, and I treasure it

[@Slash687]

Same!

[@postersandstuff]

Pennypacker : "Im famous philantropist , bicyclist......" lmao :p

[@rodney3891]

I have a t shirt with the NY license plate “Assman” printed on it. Funny to look at, but not very wearable.! Lol

[@hertzair1186]

Eidlones ...it’s Vandelay...look at your shirt again....

[@valeriemccutchen7738]

Eidlones.. Your a dam LUCKY Duck..

[@7DevilsRevenge]

The Yada Yada has got to be my favorite... "No I mentioned the bisque."

[@yeselectionwasrigged3645]

George's life seems so simple and angry. Though pretty damn hilarious.

[@c14husky]

"I can't even make a pot of spaghetti!"

[@prettypistol8850]

George is one of my favorite characters. He was patterned after Larry David. And after watching Curb your Enthusiasm I can see the the similarities.

[@mary-anneb2614]

ahahah the switch is one of my favorite bits ever!

[@ErikBreivik]

Mary-Anne B 💛

[@vedderclone]

"cross the wires? i cant even make a pot of spaghetti!"

[@russellregan4736]

I can't cross wires but I make really good spaghetti

[@jd7416]

One of the best shows ever.

[@ethanlarsen4644]

The Junior Mint bit could easily be a 2 part Super Bowl Commercial

[@MrDonkDonkerson]

Seinfeld will prob become our generations Mash. The hilarious show that airs on Nick at Night we all love but our kids hate.

[@ronnieprice4559]

Exactly, and I lived through both when they were prime time.

[@COULDbWORSE1]

Mash?

[@deanronson6331]

@@COULDbWORSE1 He meant mashed potatoes.

[@tombeaudry3143]

Larry David doing the stolen car thief!

[@albundy6008]

"I'm not an orgy guy! I'd have to get all kinds of robes and lotions."

[@bestvideos6092]

"And you wanna be my latex salesman"

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

You and Ajish KD are copying each other. Someone else already quoted this line here years ago, anyway.

[@patrickhealy5552]

Too many to choose from, just a perfectly written and acted show. Could it get any better?

[@DEADG6D]

I watched it all as a kid and searched my whole adult life to fill the comedic void and nothing could ever be consistently close

[@jackmaday3708]

The only thing that would’ve made it better is if they kept making them.

[@joekay402]

Patrick Healy I was born the year The Dick Van Dyke show started and my two kids were born when this started...two of the best shows ever.

[@NachosElectric]

I'm glad they stopped making them when they were still good. We don't need another zombie show like The Simpsons.

[@prathamchoudhari7473]

The menage-a-trois conversation is my favorite

[@OperatorPuski]

Hearing Larry David on the other end of the phone call was like gold

[@goodone8516]

Believe it or not George isn't at home, so pls leave a message at the beat.... believe it or not I'm not home. Love this even more. Greatest Show ever!

[@viascarlett9213]

Jerry: You yadda yaddad over the best part Ellaine: I mentioned the bisque

[@davidrobinson5122]

My favorite episode has to be the one with the musician John Jermaine and his repertoire with Elaine

[@Cagon415]

How does Kramer have the balls to tell the surgeon to get out of the way of his own surgery lol? Fucking classic.

[@24Kobe4MVP1]

Because he's Kramer!

[@tylerpollock9641]

Kramers my favorite

[@NachosElectric]

Because he wanted to see what was inside bone.

[@chesscomsupport8689]

And then he doesn't have the balls to tell the surgeon about the mint.

[@damiananguiano5295]

Doesn't take balls to.tell.some one to skootch their cootch

[@kevintravers3988]

0:33 The reaction you have when you succeed in something that gave you so much trouble.

[@ivory1696]

There is no such thing as the funniest moments of seinfeld. The whole entire 9 season are the funniest moments of Seinfeld.

[@arkanoiddude]

The first season and the final two were not as good as seasons 2-7.

[@connor_koch]

@@arkanoiddude nah s8 is probably their best season

[@tracytaylor1513]

Nah, 3 and 4 were the best

[@723music]

...Because it's a little mint!...It's a "junior" mint.

[@ryandickerson9699]

People eat them. They don't put them next to vital organs.😄

[@simonetanzi5103]

It's chocolate, it's peppermint: it's delicious!

[@666goblin3]

Awesome ad

[@bretthess6376]

It's very refreshing

[@hankb7725]

I think Elaine's best line is "And the heat, my god the heat!"

[@sonormatt]

Notice at 3:14, the newspaper is by George's bent leg, then when it shows the different angle from Jerry's view, the newspaper is on his other side. ;)

[@russellregan4736]

Never noticed that b4 good eye

[@vegeta353658]

That was the most polite thief ever

[@setheldridge329]

Larry David was the voice on the other end.

[@melissanoelle410]

I am just now watching Seinfeld for the first time and I just got to the ménage a trios video. This was so frickin hilarious that I decided to check what KZbin thought. I’m glad we on the same page.

[@matt965vtec]

Until now my friends dont understand why i love junior mints so much! Everytime i eat or see a box i remember this episode..

[@frankthetank1369]

When Elaine sees Jerry's haircut. She laughed so hard & George was cracking up also. Can't tell if it was real or not.

[@rickrose5377]

The menage -- so inspired, so devious. "This is what I do." (From the mind of Larry David. Why are we not surprised?)

[@tracytaylor1513]

Best episode is the limo or them trying to figure out the manauge - hilarious - also Elaine dancing is right up there when Jerry remembers it 😂

[@indominusfire1479]

“People eat pounds of those things” “Yes, they eat them. But they don’t put to vital organs in their abdominal cavity” Everytime I’m crying of this line😂😂😂

[@EddieA907]

Oh man! I forgot about the bubble. That was hilarious!

[@mlg4035]

Pure comedic genius!

[@RW-td2hz]

LMAO the conversation with the guy stealing the car.....omg dead

[@crystalbeth1400]

Roger Welch otherwise known as Larry David 😂 makes it funny knowing it’s him as well for some reason

[@ethanrobbins7428]

The Switch! Brilliant. Thanks George

[@j.pocket]

_"You stole my car." -"Well, I didn't know it was yours." Hahaha. Larry David did For the LULZ! Pretty Good. Pritty...Pritty...Pri-tyyyyyy good.

[@gchimmel]

The Junior Mint episode is the whole reason why I eat Junior Mints

[@ravenp1232]

one of the best shows ever used to watch it every Thursday night

[@TheodorBjork]

I love Jerry's "acting" :P

[@Hank3666able]

nobody likes "the parking space" which is my favorite

[@gullybop1695]

"Alot of these scratches will buff right out." LOL!!!

[@livinonacloud]

If Jerry had been thinking, he could have taken his car back when the guy came by in it to drop off Kramer's gloves. I've always wondered why he didn't jump on that opportunity. lol

[@kittkattgo]

@livinonacloud Kramer asked the car theif to mail them to him, THEN he gave the address

[@ALCH2112]

God I love these guys!

[@tracytaylor1513]

Also the Dan Cortese episode was hilarious 😂

[@BillGraper]

"Did you steal my car?" "Yes, I did." "You did? That's my car!" "I didn't know it was yours." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrhurrycane8037]

😐

[@rockerhead247]

the junior mint was the first episode i ever saw when i was about seven, and it was a good way 2 start off

[@davidbeecraft4267]

The voice of the guy who stole Jerry's car is Larry David.

[@brybry7341]

Really? call me dumb but i thought that was James Wood cuz it sounded a lot like him to me

[@semperfidelis7770]

Larry David had a lot if cameos. Like the guy in the cape being one of them.

[@brybry7341]

Semper Fidelis Seriously?That was him? That's pretty cool

[@roberti8116]

all these years, and i never noticed that

[@truartist5379]

David Beecraft yup

[@VerifiedFiveIron]

George and Newman are legendary.

[@TheRealTaco87]

FUN FACT: The "Junior Mint" was actually a York Peppermint Patty. A Junior mint was too small to film so they used the patty for the shot.

[@valjeanlee7060]

In high school...the news would kome on from 10-10:30...then Seinfeld would kome on...then I would go to sleep...it was like clockwork 5 days a week...

[@snmaina237]

2019? anyone..?

[@kingdedede7484]

Yes

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

2020...actually. nice pic

[@VedantKulkarni619]

@@crazyjoedavola5430 2021

[@SamB-fv6su]

The “switch” is one of my five favorite episodes

[@JDMatthias]

Calling the car thief was classic

[@thomasg2488]

"No I mentioned the bisque"

[@kewlbreez77]

"... so inspired, so devious yet so simple..." "this is what I do" lol

[@twbcca]

Best sitcom ever!

[@laura83park]

"No I mentioned the bisque" Elaine is great :)

[@ROCdevelopments]

That carphone bit made me feel old.

[@cellardoor199991]

4:18 Broadway Bound was a play that Jason Alexander was in before Seinfeld. It was a dramatic role, Jerry saw it.

[@johnshields6852]

The way they deal with relationships is funny, it's like all the things you wished you could talk about, but can't.

[@gracecolletta9851]

How is it possible that George never won an Emmy?!

[@keithbannister9271]

That's a real shame!!!!

[@keithbannister9271]

He was nominated six times....🤔

[@IndianaBoy84]

the vandelay scene was epic it showed each of the fours personality perfectly

[@ajishkuriandaniel5244]

"and you want to be my latex salesman

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

You and Hemi M are copying each other. Someone else already quoted this line here years ago, anyway.

[@digitalq9702]

I love this show I watch it every night on the cw

[@BlueRoseGeek]

He also does Steinbrenner's voice

[@writersblock26]

Thank you for posting this, rangergiya.

[@roberti8116]

4:51 - i long for the days where it was in fashion to wear a sweatshirt with cutoff sleeves over a long sleeve tee

[@tmpqtyutmpqty4733]

trha2222 I wear that on Sundays only.

[@frankg882]

They were playing softball

[@blaynestaleypro]

regarding the switch, what about the scene with "it's like discovering plutonium by accident"!?? One of the greatest scenes in television.

[@keithbannister9271]

GREAT SHOW!!!!

[@Klopstix]

"... you disappoint me my friend."

[@stoolpigeon4285]

"you disappoint me my friend"- brilliant George

[@29058076]

the switch .. george's scream. . is the Best

[@frankthetank1369]

One is not good with out the other! I like them all.

[@rayaqin]

the car phone scene is great

[@RealArtVandelay]

8:12 made me laugh so hard the first time... lol

[@ujjwaldhyani5063]

Hey it's been 5 years, still loving Seinfeld?

[@MrBoss-re6lp]

#19 Was my favorite by far 😂.

[@misterwonderful8628]

I GOT IT!...as in "I've got the perfect switch plan scenario" :)))))))

[@robbob5302]

I kept hearing great things about this show Seinfeld. I watched a few episodes. Wasn't too impressed. But people kept telling me to stick it out. And yadda yadda yadda. Greatest show ever!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@b.r.buckeyeman460]

What's not to like, "custard good, beef good, comedy goood."

[@lgl5701]

That's from FRIENDS except the comedy part.

[@chinootripathi9719]

Hahahahaha LGL did u just say Seinfeld took a part from friends... okay...lolasdfgjhvshdygvhfdvhkdfv...jhbvfjhbvjfhdvbdhjfvbdakifhyv Then go watch ur "The best sitcome ever" friends lmfao... btw fun fact for u : Seinfeld(1989-1998) & Friends(1994-2004)

[@kevingee4294]

B.R. Buckeye Man except it was Jam good,when Rachel got the receipt mixed up....but Joey didn't notice....

[@SchoolRumble4ever22]

OMG OMG OMG am I the only one that had a junior mint advertisement pop up on the side!?!?!?!?!?!

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

Was Kramer in it?

[@itsyaboiwassup1360]

"This is what i do."

[@nthgth]

"No, I mentioned the bisque." 😆 Fridge brilliance: We know from "The Abstinence" that for a woman, Elaine at least, sex is just expected, like trash pickup. So naturally it gets yadda yadda'd - _of course_ there was sex. There isn't always bisque, though.