Funniest Seinfeld Moments Part 2

[@tariqmohamed]

"I mentioned the Bisque" is a savage line complimented by savage delivery.

[@nthgth]

It's explained in a different episode that for a woman, Elaine at least, sex is just something to be expected. Like garbage pickup when you put bags at the curb. It's nothing to particularly hope for or look forward to like it is for a man. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Explains a lot, really

[@BarbaraMerryGeng]

Years later - still fresh Seinfeld - is gold 🤩🤗

[@gerardofernandez3632]

When the girl unexpectedly accepts the menage, George screams to Jerry: Its like you have discovered plutonium by accident! I LMAO each time.

[@joaquinveleta3159]

Jaja, yup

[@writer422]

I still watch the reruns now.. Still can't get enough of it. Laugh every time!

[@laurawanat3520]

Love, love this this show

[@alldogsgoheaven]

Yea I used to stay up till 6 in tha morning to watch the re runs on t.v. #thagoodoldays

[@joaquinveleta3159]

I've watched almost every one some 7, 8 times. No exaggeration😄

[@davidpyott3710]

I binged every episode over a few days recently It was fabulous

[@pekostar7682]

8:39 "It's chocolate, it's peppermint... It's delicious" The way Kramer says it, man it was awesome.

[@DGS2605]

I

[@nosferatu6385]

Its very refreshing

[@renthevillain1885]

Almost like you can taste it

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

I'm surprised the company that makes Junior Mints didn't do an ad with Kramer's line in it. (If they did, I never saw it.)

[@matthewnichol4619]

I read this just as Kramer said it in the video XD

[@colinsilver1041]

"You disappoint me, my friend." Haha. I use that so often. Lol.

[@zapkvr]

I use "this is what I do"

[@gullybop1695]

I say alot of times "I do what I can" and "Nobody listens." And also "I'm hungry....I'm weak" lmao!!

[@kellifry4275]

My fave part was when Jerry's car got stolen and Kramer asked for his gloves to be mailed to him 😅😅😅😅😅

[@CogensFamilyTV]

I love how Jason/George is wearing a "broadway bound" shirt. Nice touch for an actor who won a Tony at 29!

[@sheilalittleton7345]

This show proved it didn't need to be filthy to be funny. ❤

[@zachhaywood1564]

In my opinion, the best Seinfeld moment has to be when Jerry and Kramer switch apartments and subsequently take on each other's personalities.

[@Enzone218]

hahaha yeah i laughed so hard when jerry said: "you know my friend Bob Sacamano

[@zachhaywood1564]

Raiper "He sells Russian hats down at Battery Park, forty bucks!"

[@Enzone218]

Zach Haywood Ahahaha, "Yeah i like this idea"

[@CaptainOfGames]

"How's life on the red planet?"

[@zachhaywood1564]

CaptainOfGames All I can see is that giant red light IN THE SHAPE OF A CHICKEN!!!

[@ryanp1922]

"No I mentioned the bisque" Best Elaine line ever. haha

[@lgl5701]

Oh I disagree. She's got a ton better. But I like it. God I love this show.

[@dianec5382]

I like "he took it out."

[@american11asshole]

Ryan P I read this as she said it...whoa

[@nboon7094]

My fave is "STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!".

[@daveidmarx8296]

I like, "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

[@jmacdono]

The best part of the stolen car one was later when Kramer slammed his gloves on the restaurant table, and Jerry realized that he got the gloves back from the thief.

[@Beefer-e4j]

Took me awhile to notice that 😂

[@davebrazier3970]

I find Kramer saying 'how did you know who it was?!' to George after the Van Der Lay call absolutely hilarious

[@captainquickshadow]

I love the car theft bit where he calls his car phone and asked "did you steal my car?"yes i did"why'd you steal my car??" I didnt know it was yours. Lmao xD

[@mrhurrycane8037]

shut up calvin

[@appleqor]

With Larry David as the thief on the phone!

[@ALBERTEINSTEIN777]

JERRYS TERRIBLE ACTING AT TIMES LIKE ANGER AND SADNESS OR EMOTION OF ANY KIND IS SUCH A GREAT PART OF THE SHOW AND HIS CHARACTER.

[@GarrettTBeelowComposer]

WHAT?

[@XxGoldishGamingxX]

Anyone who thinks Jerry Sienfeld is terrible at acting is a complete moron. Jerry Sienfeld is one of the best comedians ever. He is not a actor but he does have incredible talent of his emotions. George; Kramar; Elane; they are actors. So yes they are better but Jerry is not terrible he is just a better comedian. Perhaps you are jealous of him and wish you were him? Or are you just straight up stupid?

[@ALBERTEINSTEIN777]

XxGoldishGamingxX TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, JERRY HIMSELF HAS STATED THAT HE'S A TERRIBLE ACTOR. AND I SAY IT IN JEST, WITH A GRAIN OF SALT ANYWAY. BUT OTHERS AGREE WITH ME, THAT'S WHY YOU SAW THE COMMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE. ITS FIVE MONTHS OLD. IT WOULD BE BURIED UNDER HUNDREDS OF MORE COMMENTS, IF IT WERE OTHERWISE. SO NO. AND NO TO BOTH OF YOUR QUESTIONS. ALSO YOU HAVE, PER YOUR FIRST SENTENCE, SUCCEEDED AT CALLING THE MAN YOU CAME HERE TO DEFEND,,, A MORON. THAT IS ALL. GOOD NIGHT.

[@XxGoldishGamingxX]

First of all I don't think your mother would be happy with your comment and especially your grammar but, Jerry Sienfeld is a Comedian not a actor so for him to have his talent that he has and not even be an actor is quite gifted. You on the other-hand make your profile picture; KZbin username a person who's brain will never come close to your brachiosaurus sized brain (probably aren't smart enough to understand that gesture), so don't even. The only reason your crappy comment became popular is for the people who looked at it and said, "naw" or "yeah okay", Jerry Sienfeld is a stand-up comedian... NOT A ACTOR GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL! So if his acting skills are roughly 87.3/100 for someone who barely has any acting experience is quite good. I don't think you'll be able to have any dreams a peanut sized brain can't produce and totally cannot store a MB of data in that stupid brain. Good Luck. Keep your shit inside okay :D.

[@musmann]

+ALBERT EINSTEIN why are you yelling?

[@tanialouis38]

Seinfeld is gold. GOLD!!!

[@yeselectionwasrigged3645]

George's life seems so simple and angry. Though pretty damn hilarious.

[@c14husky]

"I can't even make a pot of spaghetti!"

[@EddyReyes_MN]

I love the vandelay industries part when George runs out the bathroom lmaoooo classic

[@albundy6008]

"And you wanted to be my latex salesman"

[@prashantmutyala8222]

2:33 "So inspired, so devious yet so simple!!!" 2017 and still loving it!

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

About 20 seconds earlier, George responding to Jerry not understanding the scheme: "You disappoint me, my friend." LOL

[@Eidlones]

I have a Vandelay Industries t-shirt, and I treasure it

[@Slash687]

Same!

[@postersandstuff]

Pennypacker : "Im famous philantropist , bicyclist......" lmao :p

[@rodney3891]

I have a t shirt with the NY license plate “Assman” printed on it. Funny to look at, but not very wearable.! Lol

[@hertzair1186]

Eidlones ...it’s Vandelay...look at your shirt again....

[@valeriemccutchen7738]

Eidlones.. Your a dam LUCKY Duck..

[@7DevilsRevenge]

The Yada Yada has got to be my favorite... "No I mentioned the bisque."

[@prettypistol8850]

George is one of my favorite characters. He was patterned after Larry David. And after watching Curb your Enthusiasm I can see the the similarities.

[@ethanlarsen4644]

The Junior Mint bit could easily be a 2 part Super Bowl Commercial

[@mary-anneb2614]

ahahah the switch is one of my favorite bits ever!

[@ErikBreivik]

Mary-Anne B 💛

[@viascarlett9213]

Jerry: You yadda yaddad over the best part Ellaine: I mentioned the bisque

[@GunRyd3r]

Seinfeld is the funniest and cleverest show i've ever seen in my life.

[@Beefer-e4j]

Yes, and I can’t believe your comment is eleven years ago! If you reply, my life will be complete.

[@jlawarren]

Please, Les Friedrich, reply.

[@noice2060]

Reply when

[@tsopuaifa]

Word.

[@frankthetank1369]

@@Beefer-e4j I'll reply instead King of Queens is funny.

[@tombeaudry3143]

Larry David doing the stolen car thief!

[@marinelife4eva]

"did you steal my car?" "yes i did." lol i swear that scene makes me laugh so hard i cry!!! i love it lol seinfeld is the best show ever!!! lol love it!!!!!!

[@THEdjpluto]

“That’s my car!!!” “I didn’t know it was yours...”

[@joaquinveleta3159]

The guy admits it all friendly😄

[@sianspherica]

I love that it's Larry David doing the voice of the car thief

[@joaquinveleta3159]

@Wowee Zowee's Random Videos ... I didn't know that. Through all the conversations with my friends I've always said that he only appeared in one episode lol

[@Beefer-e4j]

@@joaquinveleta3159he’s in several!When Newman tries to commit suicide, the marine biologist he yells “Is anyone here a marine biologist!?” And I’m sure the Yankees episodes

[@vedderclone]

"cross the wires? i cant even make a pot of spaghetti!"

[@russellregan4736]

I can't cross wires but I make really good spaghetti

[@Cagon415]

How does Kramer have the balls to tell the surgeon to get out of the way of his own surgery lol? Fucking classic.

[@24Kobe4MVP1]

Because he's Kramer!

[@tylerpollock9641]

Kramers my favorite

[@NachosElectric]

Because he wanted to see what was inside bone.

[@chesscomsupport8689]

And then he doesn't have the balls to tell the surgeon about the mint.

[@damiananguiano5295]

Doesn't take balls to.tell.some one to skootch their cootch

[@albundy6008]

"I'm not an orgy guy! I'd have to get all kinds of robes and lotions."

[@OperatorPuski]

Hearing Larry David on the other end of the phone call was like gold

[@DarkSaber22]

"did you steal my car?" "yes I did" "can I have it back?" "...nah, I think I'll keep it" XD

[@midguardz]

Of anyone finds that funny they are retarded

[@mydogsioux]

Oh midguardz, your life must suck.

[@alex7633]

Larry’s voice

[@sharonjones2775]

T.M. Samuels “I didn’t know it was yours”🤣

[@pforgottonsoul]

@@midguardz or maybe you just lack a sense of humor.

[@jd7416]

One of the best shows ever.

[@kevintravers3988]

0:33 The reaction you have when you succeed in something that gave you so much trouble.

[@bestvideos6092]

"And you wanna be my latex salesman"

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

You and Ajish KD are copying each other. Someone else already quoted this line here years ago, anyway.

[@frankthetank1369]

When Elaine sees Jerry's haircut. She laughed so hard & George was cracking up also. Can't tell if it was real or not.

[@patrickhealy5552]

Too many to choose from, just a perfectly written and acted show. Could it get any better?

[@DEADG6D]

I watched it all as a kid and searched my whole adult life to fill the comedic void and nothing could ever be consistently close

[@jackmaday3708]

The only thing that would’ve made it better is if they kept making them.

[@joekay402]

Patrick Healy I was born the year The Dick Van Dyke show started and my two kids were born when this started...two of the best shows ever.

[@NachosElectric]

I'm glad they stopped making them when they were still good. We don't need another zombie show like The Simpsons.

[@goodone8516]

Believe it or not George isn't at home, so pls leave a message at the beat.... believe it or not I'm not home. Love this even more. Greatest Show ever!

[@davidrobinson5122]

My favorite episode has to be the one with the musician John Jermaine and his repertoire with Elaine

[@723music]

...Because it's a little mint!...It's a "junior" mint.

[@ryandickerson9699]

People eat them. They don't put them next to vital organs.😄

[@simonetanzi5103]

It's chocolate, it's peppermint: it's delicious!

[@666goblin3]

Awesome ad

[@bretthess6376]

It's very refreshing

[@hankb7725]

I think Elaine's best line is "And the heat, my god the heat!"

[@rickrose5377]

The menage -- so inspired, so devious. "This is what I do." (From the mind of Larry David. Why are we not surprised?)

[@ivory1696]

There is no such thing as the funniest moments of seinfeld. The whole entire 9 season are the funniest moments of Seinfeld.

[@arkanoiddude]

The first season and the final two were not as good as seasons 2-7.

[@connor_koch]

@@arkanoiddude nah s8 is probably their best season

[@tracytaylor1513]

Nah, 3 and 4 were the best

[@MrDonkDonkerson]

Seinfeld will prob become our generations Mash. The hilarious show that airs on Nick at Night we all love but our kids hate.

[@ronnieprice4559]

Exactly, and I lived through both when they were prime time.

[@COULDbWORSE1]

Mash?

[@deanronson6331]

@@COULDbWORSE1 He meant mashed potatoes.

[@prathamchoudhari7473]

The menage-a-trois conversation is my favorite

[@melissanoelle410]

I am just now watching Seinfeld for the first time and I just got to the ménage a trios video. This was so frickin hilarious that I decided to check what KZbin thought. I’m glad we on the same page.

[@TheodorBjork]

I love Jerry's "acting" :P

[@blaynestaleypro]

regarding the switch, what about the scene with "it's like discovering plutonium by accident"!?? One of the greatest scenes in television.

[@mlg4035]

Pure comedic genius!

[@livinonacloud]

If Jerry had been thinking, he could have taken his car back when the guy came by in it to drop off Kramer's gloves. I've always wondered why he didn't jump on that opportunity. lol

[@kittkattgo]

@livinonacloud Kramer asked the car theif to mail them to him, THEN he gave the address

[@VerifiedFiveIron]

George and Newman are legendary.

[@tracytaylor1513]

Best episode is the limo or them trying to figure out the manauge - hilarious - also Elaine dancing is right up there when Jerry remembers it 😂

[@j.pocket]

_"You stole my car." -"Well, I didn't know it was yours." Hahaha. Larry David did For the LULZ! Pretty Good. Pritty...Pritty...Pri-tyyyyyy good.

[@vegeta353658]

That was the most polite thief ever

[@setheldridge329]

Larry David was the voice on the other end.

[@davidbeecraft4267]

The voice of the guy who stole Jerry's car is Larry David.

[@brybry7341]

Really? call me dumb but i thought that was James Wood cuz it sounded a lot like him to me

[@semperfidelis7770]

Larry David had a lot if cameos. Like the guy in the cape being one of them.

[@brybry7341]

Semper Fidelis Seriously?That was him? That's pretty cool

[@roberti8116]

all these years, and i never noticed that

[@truartist5379]

David Beecraft yup

[@sonormatt]

Notice at 3:14, the newspaper is by George's bent leg, then when it shows the different angle from Jerry's view, the newspaper is on his other side. ;)

[@russellregan4736]

Never noticed that b4 good eye

[@matt965vtec]

Until now my friends dont understand why i love junior mints so much! Everytime i eat or see a box i remember this episode..

[@rockerhead247]

the junior mint was the first episode i ever saw when i was about seven, and it was a good way 2 start off

[@indominusfire1479]

“People eat pounds of those things” “Yes, they eat them. But they don’t put to vital organs in their abdominal cavity” Everytime I’m crying of this line😂😂😂

[@thomasg2488]

"No I mentioned the bisque"

[@Hank3666able]

nobody likes "the parking space" which is my favorite

[@gullybop1695]

"Alot of these scratches will buff right out." LOL!!!

[@ALCH2112]

God I love these guys!

[@EddieA907]

Oh man! I forgot about the bubble. That was hilarious!

[@JDMatthias]

Calling the car thief was classic

[@BillGraper]

"Did you steal my car?" "Yes, I did." "You did? That's my car!" "I didn't know it was yours." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrhurrycane8037]

😐

[@laura83park]

"No I mentioned the bisque" Elaine is great :)

[@ROCdevelopments]

That carphone bit made me feel old.

[@RW-td2hz]

LMAO the conversation with the guy stealing the car.....omg dead

[@crystalbeth1400]

Roger Welch otherwise known as Larry David 😂 makes it funny knowing it’s him as well for some reason

[@gchimmel]

The Junior Mint episode is the whole reason why I eat Junior Mints

[@twbcca]

Best sitcom ever!

[@valjeanlee7060]

In high school...the news would kome on from 10-10:30...then Seinfeld would kome on...then I would go to sleep...it was like clockwork 5 days a week...

[@BlueRoseGeek]

He also does Steinbrenner's voice

[@IndianaBoy84]

the vandelay scene was epic it showed each of the fours personality perfectly

[@ravenp1232]

one of the best shows ever used to watch it every Thursday night

[@tracytaylor1513]

Also the Dan Cortese episode was hilarious 😂

[@kewlbreez77]

"... so inspired, so devious yet so simple..." "this is what I do" lol

[@SamB-fv6su]

The “switch” is one of my five favorite episodes

[@gracecolletta9851]

How is it possible that George never won an Emmy?!

[@keithbannister9271]

That's a real shame!!!!

[@keithbannister9271]

He was nominated six times....🤔

[@johnshields6852]

The way they deal with relationships is funny, it's like all the things you wished you could talk about, but can't.

[@ethanrobbins7428]

The Switch! Brilliant. Thanks George

[@rayaqin]

the car phone scene is great

[@roberti8116]

4:51 - i long for the days where it was in fashion to wear a sweatshirt with cutoff sleeves over a long sleeve tee

[@tmpqtyutmpqty4733]

trha2222 I wear that on Sundays only.

[@frankg882]

They were playing softball

[@TheRealTaco87]

FUN FACT: The "Junior Mint" was actually a York Peppermint Patty. A Junior mint was too small to film so they used the patty for the shot.

[@ajishkuriandaniel5244]

"and you want to be my latex salesman

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

You and Hemi M are copying each other. Someone else already quoted this line here years ago, anyway.

[@Klopstix]

"... you disappoint me my friend."

[@digitalq9702]

I love this show I watch it every night on the cw

[@SchoolRumble4ever22]

OMG OMG OMG am I the only one that had a junior mint advertisement pop up on the side!?!?!?!?!?!

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

Was Kramer in it?

[@221wet]

lol "its a JUNIOR mint"

[@snmaina237]

2019? anyone..?

[@kingdedede7484]

Yes

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

2020...actually. nice pic

[@VedantKulkarni619]

@@crazyjoedavola5430 2021

[@stoolpigeon4285]

"you disappoint me my friend"- brilliant George

[@itsyaboiwassup1360]

"This is what i do."

[@frankthetank1369]

One is not good with out the other! I like them all.

[@nthgth]

"No, I mentioned the bisque." 😆 Fridge brilliance: We know from "The Abstinence" that for a woman, Elaine at least, sex is just expected, like trash pickup. So naturally it gets yadda yadda'd - _of course_ there was sex. There isn't always bisque, though.

[@MrBoss-re6lp]

#19 Was my favorite by far 😂.

[@Nomad-bl4yw]

Damn 2018 and 1st time watching this show

[@29058076]

the switch .. george's scream. . is the Best

[@robbob5302]

I kept hearing great things about this show Seinfeld. I watched a few episodes. Wasn't too impressed. But people kept telling me to stick it out. And yadda yadda yadda. Greatest show ever!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@RealArtVandelay]

8:12 made me laugh so hard the first time... lol

[@ujjwaldhyani5063]

Hey it's been 5 years, still loving Seinfeld?

[@ARealPersonNotABot]

The funniest parts of this show are the small parts. Like when they car thief just says "Jerry?"

[@cellardoor199991]

4:18 Broadway Bound was a play that Jason Alexander was in before Seinfeld. It was a dramatic role, Jerry saw it.

[@nonofolippe7771]

The vandely kills me!