Seinfeld Classics - Kramer's most memorable Faux Pas moments putting his foot in his mouth!

[@jasonkoch3182]

The nose job line gets me every time. I know it’s coming and I still can’t stop laughing when he says it.

[@DebNKY]

I knew he was gonna say it before he said it.

[@katiafidalga4333]

I have the impression Julia was the only one who held it together tbh

[@peterfitzpatrick7032]

Dude has no filters .. no boundaries.. no impulse control .. 😂

[@northwestprof60]

and no job

[@waryaawariiri1812]

He just didn't read the social cues that well His character might have been on the spectrum.

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

​@@waryaawariiri1812 no one can just have a unique personality anymore huh? Everyone has to have some kind of condition.

[@marcelhaik8035]

That's the perfect observation!

[@erock-p5n]

He's reading a script.

[@dreamx7822]

I'm 34 years old and I can say I grew up with this show. I salute you from Romania

[@CasualCrab]

Same bro. Same.

[@8888sam]

what am i gonig to talk to you about chaochesco?

[@olleani]

@@8888sam Ceauşcescu

[@8888sam]

Jonathan Lindberg cea..who?

[@olleani]

@@8888sam Kim Sung-Il junior

[@festus569]

This is why Kramer was the best character of Seinfeld. He didn't really say the wrong things, just he was honest. Also he wasn't mean.

[@ThisIsStupidist]

George is up there

[@homie87]

George was better, fight me

[@Nehpets94]

Haha yeah? You should hear what he has to say in real life

[@OneDerscoreOneder]

Stephen L how does what the actor says have to do with what the character says? This is whataboutism

[@Subash0069]

​@@OneDerscoreOneder Exactly. Besides, that incident is blown way out of proportion. Not condoning his behaviour, or saying his actions were justified. Because he did cross the line. But, atleats to me, that incident wasn't that horrible that I would label someone as certain thing because of it. Like Dave Chapelle said when referring to that incident. When you're angry, and arguing with someone. You say things that you wouldn't have said otherwise, because you're looking to hurt them.

[@mellowandjello]

Man, you forgot the Indian scene, the best one! Where Jerry is on the street with this native Indian lady trying to make amends and Kramer drives down the street in a cab and calls out to Jerry making the stereotypical Indian war shout, it was so friggin' funny.

[@mrhighboost8474]

Haha yea that one was funny

[@pforgottonsoul]

also the one with janet.

[@arthurmurray781]

mellowandjello s

[@strawberry_boicake]

Native American.

[@OfficialAnarchyz]

at the race it's not a faux pas

[@roguesheep3083]

The thing is, he doesn't get into trouble. Everyone else is uncomfortable, but Kramer doesn't care. 😄

[@justtowatch111]

@Sam Houston What? Kramer or Seinfeld?

[@shithappens5853]

@Sam Houston you moron

[@bjrnbrynemo9059]

Except when he's doing stand up

[@normaruffato6750]

L

[@BigOwl51]

Kramer is Larry David in CYE before Larry David in CYE

[@michaelw.lemaster9779]

Great line.. “... well why did you loan her the five thousand dollars then!” 🤣

[@BrianBull]

and great question lol

[@ThomasGunnariRtting]

"Of course, she's got a great body buddy!" That's really great xD

[@thegreaterconundrum]

So pure an innocent lol

[@garyvarjian3420]

Body Buddy (Seinfeld alliteration strikes again)

[@johnf.hebert1409]

@@garyvarjian3420 Well if you had to describe her to a police sketch artist? "They pick her up in about 10 min." lol

[@schlafin]

The Hamptons is such an amazing episode. Shrinkage, the ugly baby, the lobsters. Has to be in the top 5.

[@barcrrt850]

My favorite show. Great writers, Great actors, And a show that will last for decades.

[@Bradwhitehead415]

"You're as pretty as any of them... you just need a nose job." - Best Seinfeld Line Ever

[@Bubbles99718]

One of a thousand best Seinfield lines ever.

[@artistaloca4]

@Cosmo Kramer 😂😂😂 Well then ! Straight from Cosmo... 😂🖒

[@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106]

Lol they all tried to hold there laugh in.

[@ElementofKindness]

We were always told that honesty is the best policy. Nowadays offending someone is practically a crime. Who's to say Cramer's comment didn't turn her life around, if she took it to heart, rather than be offended by it? That's the problem with today's snowflake mentality.

[@stephenvaughan-dubois8936]

Elaine’s wide eyed reaction is my favorite! Gets me every time!

[@catweasle5737]

The camera scene is typical Kramer. Michael Richards would have to be the best visual comic ever.

[@Brainbuster]

Mark the time.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

He was underrated in UHF.

[@thefriendlygothic3813]

After Lou Costello.

[@Ben-gb9dv]

@Cliff Moore To be fair, the guys he was yelling at were also at peak innapropriateness.

[@jsmall10671]

I love the Harpo influence

[@abenhur100]

Kramer goes to a fantasy camp... His whole life is a fantasy camp...

[@dinobotpwnz]

He feels Tuesdays and Wednesdays :).

[@rickrose5377]

And even there, he decked Mickey Mantle, and they had to cancel the rest of the camp.

[@meadster308]

People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass backwards into money, mooch food from your neighbor, have sex without dating, that's a fantasy camp.

[@natedogg4116]

If I'm on the streets, and it starts to go down, I don't back off, until its finished.

[@brandondetroitfanmichaels4325]

@@meadster308 Most people that live like that, Don't have neighbors. I liked when Kramer "retired" to Florida lol

[@airjawcruz]

are you SURE you're not pregnant? That's the way to do it lol. Double-down and don't apologize

[@LANGI902]

😅

[@Bubbles99718]

His, "That's weird." at the end is simply perfect.

[@florinnyc6371]

akc if you are a DUMB FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!! Yes you do that

[@screwyootube1]

@@florinnyc6371 Sarcasm.

[@frozengamer3030]

Kramer always knows what to say.

[@ivory1696]

I love Kramer. "You just need a nose job" I love the reactions of Jerry, Elaine and George while Kramer stands nonchalant as if nothing happened.

[@kingpinsmith22]

nobody cares about what you love.

[@ns2110theonly]

Mr Smith I care about what they love, as do many others here. Don’t speak for other people who didn’t give you permission to speak for them, most of whom strongly disagree with you anyway 👎🏻

[@jwood299]

KRAAAAMER!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[@aaronbrungardt2917]

One of THE best (if not the best) TV characters of all time. A combination of great writing and great performances.

[@musicauthority674]

He also did parts in movies that were outstanding.

[@iFixJunk]

Oh, man, what a chemistry between these characters. I think it's their archetypes that make their dynamic so relatable as a group.

[@HyborianAge]

Just because they look alike doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry.

[@ns2110theonly]

HyborianAge I think he said Lady-Jerry or She-Jerry 😂😂😂whichever it was a ROFL moment.

[@gullybop1695]

Lmao!!

[@JanetStarChild]

@@ns2110theonly Or a "fem-Jerry".

[@alldogsgoheaven]

George doesn't wanna hear his girlfriend looks like me n quite frankly I don't either

[@sohamjain9078]

It's the first scene that came in my mind when I read the title of video. It's damn funny 😂

[@jeffreymacintyre2711]

George is laughing for real during the nose job scene 😂

[@BirdGang6]

Yep I noticed that too lol

[@peterpiper47]

“Of course, she’s got a great body buddy.” Im going to use that line next time I get caught.

[@ElvisMckim]

Kramer was so funny, he always lit up the show!

[@ericcartman772]

Kramer can make anybody angry by being cool himself, such a wonderful actor Michael Richards is

[@smallworldafterall09]

Eric Cartman: The truth.

[@skipads9790]

Yes, Michael Richards is.

[@mysterion1899]

I need to speak with you Eric.

[@JeffreyGillespie]

Actually he says the right thing at the right time but it seems wrong until everyone catches up, which is why he's the best character by far.

[@BenMarra-me4io]

My fave, too?

[@captpicard6894]

A few scenes that just prove why Seinfeld was the best sitcom ever made😁😁😁😁

[@sheffrudytke1086]

We can all quote every episode

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

I prefer "All in the Family." Comedic timing of Archie was phenomenal! Like watching the Jimmy Page of comedy.

[@ITILII]

All In The Family greatest tv show of all time....without Kramer, Seinfeld wouldn't have made it as a tv show

[@blacksun6245]

Did not laugh once

[@bradyvelvet9432]

I think most of us have that one friend who has no social filter 😂😂😂

[@eleven57icare]

The suspense he creates right before he tells Wendy that he likes her hair-do! Incredible!

[@rockyevans1584]

Amazing haha

[@jehobden]

Yes, that's the time when Jerry & Elaine were hoping that he'd hate it and encourage her to change it. Of course he messed up their plans by liking it.

[@mgfan81]

"And you...must look exactly like Jerry!"

[@JanetStarChild]

That was a good one; the look-alike.

[@boogitybear2283]

My Favorite Kramer moment was getting Jerry to make the Post Office take the blame for His Damaged Stereo because they can “Write It Off”. LMAO I bust out in laughter tears every time I go into the Post Office!😂

[@TACT1LE]

Well then what did you loan her the 5000 dollars for? 😂😂😂😭

[@euroamerican5189]

Best comedic character on a tv show of all time.

[@donzimo2133]

Granny

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

I think the MASTER is Carroll O'Connor, "All in the Family." He did a RIDICULOUS amount of comedy without SAYING ANYTHING. Jerry doesn't wait. Always in a hurry. So is everyone else. Jmo

[@guitartec]

What did Elaine call Kramer; a stupid hipster dufus. An absolutely perfect, perrrfect description.

[@screwyootube1]

I wonder if "hipster dufus" originated on Seinfeld? I know I never heard the term before then, and not too long after that, I started hearing it a lot! LOL! Wouldn't be the first time Seinfeld debuted a new expression or some type of colloquialism!

[@jasonprice4707]

@@screwyootube1 Yadda Yadda Yadda ...lol

[@hancowman7622]

@@screwyootube1 no. New York City and other big cities such as Manhatten or la were using the term hipster years before us inlanders started using it.

[@prestonowens4594]

screwyootube1 hmm, I’m not sure about the term, “Hipster-Doofus” but the oldest text that I have seen the word, “Hipster” appear in was in the book “On The Road”, by Jack Kerouac which came out in 1957. The term could be older than though for all I know.

[@LB__1]

She called him that in the episode where she got rabies. Also, the woman Lola, who was in the Handicapped Parking Spot episode called Kramer a hipster doofus and told him to drop dead.

[@EUPH0RiC_RUSH]

Missed the one where he points out that George's gf looks like Jerry

[@oz_jones]

Euph0ricRush Relax George, it doesn't mean that you are secretly in love with Jerry.

[@brandondetroitfanmichaels4325]

She sure is a handsome woman... Enjoy

[@brockdickens7160]

Than the time they want kramer to make fun of their friends hair he likes it lol

[@musicauthority674]

Michael Richards (Kramer) is definitely the most memorable character from Seinfeld. he's an absolute brilliant comedian. I especially liked the scene where he flashed himself with the camera totally hilarious.

[@tommy1gtr]

This video shows why Kramer is KING!

[@tiagocampos9824]

6:31 - 6:44 It's funny how the crowd starts laughing at Kramer and then it seems they just continue to laugh because of each other's laughs ahaha

[@alextorres112]

I love live audience so much. To this day I’ll never understand how so many shows use canned laughter. I was even upset when this show started to use it more in later seasons.

[@jorgesilen1824]

Kramer my favorite Seinfeld character. So original and spontaneous.

[@MatrixDiscovery]

That Nose Job bit can never be replicated.

[@jayell8253]

7:12 Kramer's comment at the end, great body, and his free spirit, that honesty and way of thinking would rub off well on others. We've gone away from that. Hard to get upset when something is true.. But Kramer's like it wasn't a big deal, and George, so insecure.😂

[@CobraCraig88]

“You had me sleeping on a pee stained couch?!” “Nah no no the cushion was turned over”

[@chrisserong4966]

“But the very idea that you had me sleeping in urine!”

[@jamesr1703]

This was a perfect montage. Brought tears.

[@ericred3731]

Easily one of the best characters ever. Well done Michael. You made my decade and so on and so on,,,,,,,,,

[@home2039]

Yada, Yada, Yada! LMAO!!!

[@stevefalletti1885]

PURE GENIUS ,HIS COMIC ABILITY UNTOUCHABLE, HE FITS SO WELL INTO THAT SHOW LIKE ALL THE THE REST, HE DOES BRING SOMETHING SPECIAL TO THAT SHOW.

[@Itsjordamm]

George and Kramer carried this show!! Two of the best characters

[@edgregory1]

Seeing interviews with Michael I get the strong impression he's vigorously suppressing any trace of his inner Kramer.

[@guitarman0365]

what's five grand between friends says the man who fell ass backwards into money he never spends on anything. Good ol kramer

[@smallworldafterall09]

C M, In one of the episodes, Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. The Visa, season 4, episode 15. George says people should actually pay to live like him for a week instead. (“Fall ass-backwards into money.”) He never explains further, though! Kills me every time! 😅

[@nehemiahmarcus308]

The $5,000 between friends scene reminds me of the Honeymooners where Norton does something similar to Ralph. kzbin.info/www/bejne/f32lpIGve7NnfKs

[@deepn2164]

He did buy Elaine, bench for her birthday ..He claims he got some money from his coffee table book..never loaned to friends ..instead shifted to florida😁😁

[@Jokerbuzzed]

I would pay top dollar for that Polaroid at the 2:45 mark. I wonder what they ever did with it.

[@TheStuport]

Dragondancer--- Somebody probably did pay Top Dollar on EBAY.....

[@Redlod79]

I Had one that I sold when I was 13 back in 92

[@jimmyboy131]

Polaroids weren't rare or expensive back then. It was probably just a regular model you could buy anywhere, and so they probably did what everyone did when Polaroids became obsolete: got rid of it.

[@campaspe810]

Wow some people are daft

[@robrick9361]

Jason and Jimmy have brain damage.

[@Christina_320]

This show so downright freaking hilarious.

[@flickwtchr]

I'm still amazed how I watched the whole series when it originally aired, and all of these years later I can watch any given episode and it still captivates me and makes me laugh. Truly brilliant in every way.

[@IslamOriginal14]

Frank: You had me sleeping on a pee stained couch? George: No, no. No, no, no the cushion was turned over. Frank: But the very idea. You had me lying in urine!

[@vicinvesta8349]

"Of course, she's got great body, buddy" followed with pat on the back. Kramer's delivery is impeccable.

[@jamesr1703]

What about the scene when George was paranoid that he picked out 'ladies frames'. Kramer looks at his new glasses and says "May I have one of those...madam?' to George holding a bag of pretzels. The delivery was perfect.

[@smurfiennes]

Gloria Vanderbilt collection

[@ghostdog1521]

Everybody needs a Kramer in their life.

[@keithbannister9271]

No, actually we don't!!! And I thank GOD ALMIGHTY that there is no one remotely like him in my life!!! AMEN 😇😇😇😇😇He is the reason so many people dislike this sitcom.

[@Istancapital]

@@keithbannister9271rest idiot

[@emilianoayala8830]

The best comedy compilation video EVER!!

[@StormLaker]

That last one is classic with Jane. "IT WAS SHRINKAGE!!!!!"

[@b.atwater3904]

I was in the pool !

[@thervers2140]

Love Kramer. He is one of the best ever.

[@jasonstockman406]

This is my absolute favorite video on KZbin. Kramer is a nut.

[@domydishes]

the way they reacted when he said nose job reveals they were all thinking it

[@Bubbles99718]

Captain Obvious chimes in.

[@Pete-z6e]

domydishes , well yeah!

[@frankthetank1369]

That's why they invented doggy style.

[@susannesebree678]

Sand so was the girl who needed the rhinoplasty 😮

[@bobbeaumont324]

A great collection of clips! I haven’t seen this video in years!

[@mijreed]

"Are you sure you're not pregnant?" LMAO!!!!

[@imaouima]

She looked 100% pregnant to me.

[@luisfelicio2945]

You know what u got?? U got the kavorka....😂😂😂 this guys will always be comedy legends, ty for exist 🤙

[@jamescadzow9545]

If everyone was Authentic and Honest like Kramer the world would be a more peaceful place.

[@dacebruz2626]

You mean like how he is in real life? like when he calls black ppl Nager’s over and over. Some people should just keep their mouth shut

[@youngrav2311]

"Jerry you don't have $5000 you can lend her?!?!" lol so funny can't get enough

[@StephenPaulTroup]

3:28 - Can't beleive you posted that clip w/o including the last line from Sidra, "By the way, they're real and they're spectacular!"

[@ns2110theonly]

Stephen Troup lol bec that was more of an Elaine moment ....

[@Threedog1963]

“Are you sure you’re not pregnant?” Lol. That gets me every time because I said the same thing to a coworker when I was young and stupid.

[@madisonsykes4896]

I love pretending that kramer was a low-key drug dealer when i re watch this show

[@Eightsixseven23224]

Defenitly a drug consumer of some kind

[@cdeluna2]

That makes sense! since he never had a real job. And his friends we never see. And that time he was able to correctly tell that their accountant, Barry, was a drug user.

[@rockingchain2]

yeah it kinda makes sense coz even tho he has no job, he always has new clothes. not to mention, he has the personality and traits and gestures of a druggie 😂😂

[@Crescentknight8189]

He was a war veteran with PTSD. That's why he always had money. He was getting disability

[@steelyspielbergo]

people say 'low key' so much that it's lost all money

[@grawakendream8980]

1:25 georges arm motion when kramer mentions the stain is the greatest moment in show history imo

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

Ignores him and keeps talking lol.

[@grawakendream8980]

@@nothingforgrantedPS23 complete lack of awareness

[@Boadhion2wheels]

I’ve remembered the part at 1:46 with the “not pregnant” lady since it first aired. It’s one of the funniest bits on any sitcom ever.

[@daltonwilliams2962]

That one taught to never give the congratulations unless I’m sure. 😂😂

[@أسامة-د2ض]

Kramer grew with each year of the show ; he was not at the early years a main charcater.. but he studied his roles and have become in later years Kramer which most of us love to watch !

[@wandagonzalez3973]

Kramer literally has no filter 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love this guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

Figuratively. It's not a literal filter. My God

[@joeydarko4354]

LMFAO I'm barely watching it from the start recently. Omfg I better not be drinking or eating anything when Kramer's parts come up!!!

[@soulassassin0g]

Kramer: "What's $5,000 dollars amongst friends?" Well about $10,853.71 in today's money.

[@jessewestsd4668]

"Jerry, it might take me a few years to pay you back. How do you feel about that?" " Oh, he doesn't care" Lmao

[@E.JayViera]

0:48 My favorite is when he tells Audrey that she needs a nose job. You can see Jerry laughing shortly after he says it.

[@redpimpletonthesimpleton8812]

Best shirts. Wish I knew where to get them

[@fujimaylor4614]

I love this show. Kramer is my favorite character. They are all funny

[@whosnkn]

Where is the Laugh Factory Faux Pas clip?

[@Pooby1000]

My favorite is Kramer doing a set at the Laugh Factory.

[@simonetanzi5103]

Drop it already

[@hbk4life]

When will people stop with this...

[@slashingraven]

The subject of the video was Kramer saying the wrong thing, so Pooby's comment was pretty well-placed I'd say. I laughed, anyway.

[@markjackson6134]

It's not a big deal Stef that folks want to linger. Richards (vehemently) apologized for it. The best thing to do with folks that linger/troll is ignore them.

[@jrob8764]

Yes just because he showed his true colors in a moment of anger and frustration you can't hold it against him it was a true life unscripted Faux Pas.

[@CheezeHead-ps9xf]

They're real, and they're SPECTACULAR

[@georgecostanza9978]

KRAMA !

[@jasonprice4707]

Lmao...u 2 r the Goat 🐐 😄

[@deibid2003]

Karma Kramer?

[@jasonprice4707]

@@deibid2003 Kramer Karma...lol

[@elementel2699]

George is getting UPSET

[@jasonprice4707]

@@elementel2699 lol

[@InMotionForAMillion]

What about the episode when Jerry's trying to get with Miss Rhode Island on a date and Kramer, serving as their chaperone, takes over the whole date by constantly asking her pageant-related questions? lol

[@jasonprice4707]

I literally just watched that episode...lol

[@RiffMusic1970]

“Oh STFU!” 🤣

[@Viciouss72]

YOU HAD ME LYING IN URINE!

[@alexandregingras1622]

0:53: You can tell that Jerry and Jason are trying not to laugh. If I were in that scene, it would probably take a lot of takes because I'd laugh very hard

[@xIntoThePitx]

They're real, and they're spectacular

[@screwyootube1]

His buttocks are sublime!

[@anagrey311]

Me too LOL...

[@Renwoxing13]

They may be real, and they very well may be spectacular, but they sure as shit were NOT as large as written or alluded to!

[@justaninja1]

That was great 😂😂😂👍thank you.

[@CLuvTV]

You also forgot "What's that red dot"

[@payduhman]

CLuv that was fucking gold. He barely even looked at the sweater 😂

[@fromthehaven94]

That was the Hennigan's talking.

[@Jack-tu5zf]

It would be great to be as confident as Kramer

[@ryanmahoney1109]

"YOU HAD ME SLEEPIN ON A PEE STAINED COUCH?" "no no no, the cushion was turned over" 😂

[@FedorManiac90]

But the very idea, You had me sleeping in urine.

[@BirdGang6]

I love that none of it is genuine sabotage it’s just the way Kramer is lol

[@abstractforeigner]

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[@wayne3302264]

Everyone should have a friend like Kramer........

[@Optimalworld]

Kramer is G.O.A.T. ❤😂

[@E.JayViera]

1:02 You can see Jerry laughing and you can see George turning away to laugh as well.

[@AJScraps]

Kramer is a savage with that Nose Job line😭

[@DenisVVFernandes]

Kramer is the best character in any tv show. He's literaly unique. hahahahhaha

[@rckblzr]

"So how about that Kramer? The way he just...SAYS stuff?"

[@Lance2773]

It could be argued that they were all borderlines sociopaths. Jerry still in the marble rye bread from the old bag, Elaine stocking up on sponges, George not in an elderly woman and children aside to get out of a possible fire. Their exaggerated self centeredness was one of the things that made it so funny.

[@drew6116]

Every bit is so satisfyingly funny. Jerry reacts like any one of us might.

[@jgfunk]

5:51 the Brilliance of the writing in this comedy right here.

[@MilkshakeEnthusiast1992]

“You’re as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job” 😂 😂

[@baboom007]

00:46 Jerry tries to keep the smile in. He knows what's coming from kramer :)

[@VanBurgen]

Adi Adrian haha ya..like most scenes they do together right :)

[@dph22013]

I saw Jerry in concert and at the end he does Q&A. He said it was hard to contain himself with Michael Richards

[@sakanablesakanable]

what did he mean by cotton dockers??

[@eleven57icare]

@@sakanablesakanable You gotta watch the whole episode. Donna likes the cotton dockers TV commercial, Jerry doesn't but he shares it with his friends, not realizing they'd blurt it out in front of her.

[@kize32]

He is the best character in Seinfeld

[@abdul11235]

$5,000 in 1991 would be $9,440 in 2019

[@theislander9034]

How so ?

[@abdul11235]

@@theislander9034 inflation

[@theislander9034]

Exactly 9,440$?

[@joemag6032]

@@theislander9034, there are online inflation calculators which are free, and very easy, to use .

[@therussmeister]

And $15,842 in 2025, $57,534 in 2030, $5,527,062 in 2035. Mark my words. We will be going full Venezuela!