Seinfeld - Season 2 Clips (1 of 3)

[@evilma66otify]

Jerry was a savage saying, "you're a cashier" lol 😂

[@farbrore]

Brutal

[@kingmerlyn4615]

Charles Barkley copied that when a cashier on Twitter made the show criticizing him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JeevesReturns]

Michael Richards created a true work of art in this character.

[@deeh6200]

George’s breakup story is so relatable. I’ve been there,done that. “Son of a bang, son of a boom.”

[@BDUBZ49]

George's gradual outrage over the price of Jerry's jacket was brilliant.

[@rosaliecaruso836]

bossfan49 miss curb

[@mannonmission1]

sorry pal.... George's outrage was stupid and pathetic...and NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING FUNNY

[@uchibauki2515]

I can’t imagine if he saw hermes purse $10000 lol 😂

[@user-rq1pq5gy6y]

Really great stuff.

[@vinolivieri1515]

@@mannonmission1 lol nah it was really funny

[@hariharanvenkataramani7311]

George’s prison break - magnificent acting!

[@MaloneMantooth]

Lol

[@ReonKad3]

«YOU’RE A CASHIER!» lmao that line always gets me.

[@chanandlerbong9099]

“Son of a BANG! Son of a BOOM! 😂😂

[@ralexlu]

I find it funny af that Jerry is at the point of laughing anytime Kramer is on screen.

[@matthewalmont1272]

Season 2 is underrated. A different show than what it became but still genius.

[@JWSeltzer1138]

"Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in."

[@especialesmedellin8111]

Who else is addicted to this show 😋😋😋

[@mannonmission1]

I love this show....I just hate george

[@yirk1]

mannonmission1 George is fantastic.

[@TheReagorBrothers]

mannonmission1 George is getting upset!!!

[@supersaiyanbro]

👋🏽

[@ramondrose3558]

I miss this show

[@judyvalencia3257]

Jason Alexander is so talented. I can see how he won Tony's on Broadway.

[@jonothandoeser]

Cramer has the best shirts on earth!

[@edp3202]

Somehow Jason never won an Emmy for playing George. I mean huh?

[@ivervj2923]

@@edp3202 It's a shame. But the millions he has to live as he wants the rest of his life makes up for it.

[@edp3202]

@@ivervj2923 from Seinfeld?

[@ivervj2923]

@@edp3202 Among other things. He was acting way before the show. And he was getting almost a half a million per episode.

[@danyoutube7491]

I thought I had my laughs under control and risked a drink of water, but when George started getting irate about Jerry's jacket I spat it out over my keyboard and monitor :)

[@MyMagicalHorizon]

All of us, loving this show and commenting on these videos are like a team, all on the same side 😛💪🏻

[@hasanaldhwaea1052]

First seasons Kramer was acting. After that he became the character

[@MyMagicalHorizon]

💯

[@Ray-dl5mp]

Seems like he got better the higher his hair got.

[@slaviapolandia7541]

I'm from Poland and I've never had a pony. I need to have a serious talk with my parents!

[@manuelcapela7620]

What about a compact car?

[@immortal8034]

😄😄😄

[@NoNeedtoFeedtheJudge]

lol

[@MajorCulturalDivide]

I know Jerry isn't considered to be a very good actor, but some of his deliveries are hilarious like when he says: "I'll give you...A YEAR".

[@ProWeAreSo]

Its good contrast to the rest of the acting, I love his deliveries

[@edvardferand9934]

His acting got better as the seasons went along IMO. The good thing is that he was surrounded by great actors in the other 3 characters. If he would have had to carry the show alone it would have exposed him but he didn't have to. In the first 2 seasons I think his lack of acting skills is more apparent. The later seasons is when the show really clicked. Again my own personal opinion.

[@djw4996]

Jerry's "lack" of true acting skills is actually what made the show in addition to the rest of the characters who are incredible actors.. I love how Jerry is always on the verge of (truly) laughing 😂. One of the best shows ever ❤️

[@jamesbean5953]

“Son of a BANG! Son of a BOOM! 😂😂

[@ZeufAabe]

He said in an interview that most of the time when he isn't acting on the show he's just kind of contemplating his partner's act, thinking to himself, "This is incredible good acting". He isn't that bad imo, he's just playing his own character, it must be hard to look like you're acting doing so without doing too much. You've got to act without acting ;)

[@maxnullifidian]

For a show about nothing, Seinfeld sure was something!

[@fonshiynwatobi4675]

"We had a funny guy with us in Korea....... They blew his brains out over the Pacific" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@edp3202]

Whaaaaa????? 😂

[@annereilley4892]

thought it was "HE blew his brains out"

[@fonshiynwatobi4675]

@@annereilley4892 think he definitely said "They" but it's very funny either way, the delivery of the line is absolutely hilarious

[@vladone428]

Nothin funny about that.

[@billyin4c514]

Well at least he didn't go to waste

[@chrispap4957]

The 1st season had a couple duds, but how it took 4 years before this show caught on is insane. I’ve seen them all now but about halfway thru the 1st season my old man said you gotta watch this show and I was hooked

[@leonardyoung2126]

The more i watch again, the more brilliant George is

[@jokarium132]

Kramer is definitely the best, most hilarious character ever created for a show. I mean EVER!!!

[@tigerskob]

Superhans in peep show is way better

[@frankthetank1369]

Because he's Batman.

[@TiiqawxHD]

This the show that was playing the entire day on a marathon and you would fall asleep to it.

[@Mike-yj5yw]

"You're a cashier!!!"...lost it.

[@dannyrichards6233]

I wish this was still on the air. Lol. Good show. 📺 👀

[@stephaniecooper6601]

I've always been obsessed how much that Jerry Jacket is it's always in my head every time I see that episode

[@TheHurley108]

"I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble, I know that going in." One of the all-time best Seinfeldisms ever 😂

[@Mskatz007]

Totally

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen3648]

"I don't want the levels." Pure Kramer lmao

[@Dat-yi4iz]

This show will still b funny in 100 years totally timeless George is best tv character ever

[@luisgillcastiglioni]

Woman: I can't be with someone if i don't respect what they do! Jerry: You're a cashier!

[@hugolafhugolaf]

Greatest burn ever.

[@cartmanin]

I dont know if it wasa burn, she didnt get it

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

sure she did

[@full6330name]

I'm a cashier and I can't tell you how easy that job is. Is probably the easiest job ever. There are two things you have to be good at tough. Counting money and not taking anything personal. Other then that is a cake walk.

[@youtubedrifter5594]

Nelson Robert Willis: same

[@geo1142]

These shows are timeless. So funny.

[@thebrain9384]

One of my favorite lines I even used as a joke in real life is,"I was in the pool, I was in the pool!" One of my favorite episodes. I have every DVD that was ever produced,a complete collection.

[@DirtyBeefCurtains]

The building levels scene killed me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@D4u2s0t]

Best show of all time. If you disagree, you're wrong

[@tigerskob]

Watch peep show, way better

[@stee8345]

@@tigerskob you commented this so many times, but sorry---you're never going to convince a Seinfeld fan that there's anything better on TV--past or present--better than Seinfeld

[@tigerskob]

@@stee8345 haha you’re probably right. I am a huge Seinfeld fan though and it’s by far the best American comedy show ever written. Peep show is similar, just in a very different way-both shows are about noticing and thinking inner thought monologues about the average human being. Peep show just does it in a funnier way.

[@HariShankar-zy9ho]

Seinfeld delivers his dialogues like he in a standup

[@testy462]

Yes...that's what made the show work...

[@pji1979]

I was so intrigued by Kramer's levels and wanted to see it

[@milesbrown7345]

I picture his apartment like the opening to family guy with Kramer at the top of the stairs

[@stee8345]

@@milesbrown7345 they show the inside of his apt in quite a few episodes....

[@milesbrown7345]

@@stee8345 I was saying that's how I picture it if he did the levels I've seen his apartment before. Although I'm too young to fully get the reference, I especially like the merv griffin episode with Kramer. Mostly the way he treated them like guests on a TV show lol

[@stee8345]

@@milesbrown7345 haha, I totally know what you mean tho by not getting certain references--im prob way older than you, and still just now "getting " certain jokes from this show. Was rewatching an old Seinfeld episode last nite actually where Elaine finds Peterman in the jungle and he starts quoting the Marlon Brando scene from Apocalypse Now---prob seen this episode 10x when I was younger and just now "got" the joke, as I finally watched that movie for the first time the other day. I bet there are so many more jokes / references I and others have missed due to age

[@paolaloera2381]

The Pony scene OMG... 😂🐴

[@ldrobarts]

Uncle Leo at 6:00 is priceless......his expressionless face says everything about the huge hole Jerry is trying to dig himself out of.

[@JuiceeVasquez]

Yes...yes!!!! 🤣🤣😂💀

[@jasonmatthew9194]

And the look from mom after pony lady left the table

[@manuelpereira6391]

“Son of a bam, son of a bum” very good ahahah

[@TheAgustin079]

“Sababa bein!!! Sababa bum!!! 🤣👏👏👏

[@nahlakuhn]

who leaves a country packed with ponies lol

[@CharlieJulietSierra]

Ohhh, ohh, one of my absolute favorite lines!!!

[@mina067]

...am I wrong..?!🤣🤣🤣

[@noone_special6798]

When the Nazis arrive...

[@quickchris10comcast]

The actress who played the outraged, old Polish lady was awesome. Boy, she was believable.

[@smegweevil]

The character interplay is just wonderful. Always a pleasure!

[@neye5904]

0:54 Fantastic acting by Jason Alexander. This guy is fantastic playing Georgey-boy Costanza.

[@muonmeizap]

You're a cashier 😂😂😂

[@raliprice7094]

muon meizap fact though

[@efisgpr]

3:46

[@uchibauki2515]

That’s so realistic ! I have friends don’t like to go to the thrift stores because they are embarrassed seriously 😳! Some people think they are so entitled!!

[@harryscissorhands1332]

Lmao ikr 🤣

[@SammyJoeLouis]

@@uchibauki2515 good more affordable shit for the enlightened

[@djw4996]

"You're a cashier!" Lol 😂

[@laurih.t.8723]

"I don't see it happening".... 😁😂😁😂😁

[@BabyBoomerChannel]

9 Min - Jason A has a dialogue with himself and spins himself into a frenzy - that’s why he was the best actor on the show.

[@squashhead1374]

This was before Kramer fully evolved. Once he came into his own he was gold.

[@joshurlaub6641]

True, however I enjoy the slightly more chilled out Kramer.

[@mobus1603]

He was gold from the get-go. I love both.

[@harethnassar7927]

1:31 son of bang son of boom Jerry's face🤣

[@FirebrandF5]

“You’re a cashier! “😂

[@B0zZz3]

"I HAD A PONY! 😞 "

[@isolda980]

They blew his BRAINS out over the Pacific! My favorite line from this bit is when George, imitating Tierney, says 'He's in the BATTHROOM!!' Lmao!

[@briancox9357]

The cantaloupe conversation about George's fruit shop kind of prefigured a similar conversation in The Mango

[@alexlee5277]

"They blew his brains out all of the pacific" "HAHAHAHAHA"

[@TheRoflcer]

"Nothin' funny about that!'

[@mobus1603]

@@TheRoflcer: why did the clip get cut short? That little line was vital to complete the scene. Bad editing IMO.

[@michaelwhalen4337]

Alex Lee Jerry said he’s like that in real life 😂😂😂😂

[@mobus1603]

@: I would, but I'm not Autralian

[@ThreeWrightKids]

You cut George saying "an unblemished record of strict heterosexuality"

[@rafikz77]

Kramel will return a fruit to Joe a few seasons later and get banned from the store

[@lexalex7704]

rafikz77 hahaha yeahhhh

[@sujabnala9962]

rafikz77 you my friend is a show off.

[@sujabnala9962]

rafikz77 desperate for ATTENTION

[@onutube167]

Kramel

[@relentlessenterprises9238]

This character doesn't exist though? 🤔

[@antpop1605]

At 3:20. And The most un-sexy southern accent ever goes to…..

[@ISSALINKOP]

2022 who’s still here 😂

[@vincecool72]

Yupp 2 years later 😅

[@ISSALINKOP]

@@vincecool72 we still here 🥳🔥🔥🔥

[@vincecool72]

@@ISSALINKOP 👏

[@analaitinen]

I am addicted to this show especial Kramer

[@abccentre9865]

And then they say Friends is the best sitcom ever😏😏

[@cowboy5105]

"you're a cashier" lol 3:42

[@mannonmission1]

that was the best line on the whole video

[@c375]

“You paid 700!? you are sick!!” 😂🤣

[@fernandosalas8589]

I remember when I was a teen back in the 80s I bought a real official football from the NFL my friend asked me how much did I pay for it and I told him he went nuts like George. He was a very close friend and surprised me with his outrage.

[@stuartmenziesfarrant]

Kramer character is genius.

[@christopherkelley6703]

you cut off half the good punchlines. Like Elaine's dad, after he says "they blew his brains out all over the Pacific," which you left in, says "there's nothing funny about that." That's the capper; without that you only have half the joke.

[@dougbrockelbank1196]

Butchered by the editing.

[@collinsnider4179]

The only sitcom I ever watch

[@contramundum2.0paradigmshi10]

"That's it...I had enoUGH!" -Pony Lady

[@vincentadultman8527]

Now I want a Mackinaw Peach.

[@audrasitarek9113]

Vincent Adultman so delicious!

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

and cantaloupe!!

[@leafyutube]

I looked everywhere and can't find this fruit.

[@shawno448]

Vincent Adultman mackinaw peach 🍑?!?!?!?!? There's no way peaches 🍑 can grow on mackinaw island 🌴 it gets too cold there for that type of fruit 🍑 I mean it's a possibility way more possible than a star ⭐️ fruit 🍎 but I would be really shocked 😮 if someone on mackinaw island 🌴 can grow peaches 🍑!!!! They can be grown in lower Michigan but it's rare when it gets below freezing the winter ❄️ before. But mackinaw island 🌴 is in northern Michigan ( very close to Canada 🇨🇦) that's why I'll be blown away if peaches 🍑 or cantaloupe 🍈 could grow on mackinaw! They're known for their ice cream 🍦 and fudge! For sure those two things are money 💰 from mackinaw u won't find better ice cream 🍦 or fudge! Def fudge!! And salt water taffy and of course horse 🐎 🐴 shit 💩 the whole island 🌴 smells of 🐴 💩 🐎 💩 and I'm not even close to exaggerating. Only time it isn't, is in the winter ❄️ when the horses 🐎 🐴 come off the island 🌴 and don't shit randomly in the middle of the street!!!! And their 💩 shit is not small by any means! It's literally a PILE! Of shit!

[@bsstyle123]

It's like the Aurora Borealis

[@potatosalad5355]

About the jacket cost: $1000 in 1991 had the same buying power as $1842 in 2018 $1500 in 1991 had the same buying power as $2763 in 2018 $2000 in 1991 had the same buying power as $3685 in 2018 Annual inflation over this period was about 2.29%

[@jaybird1150]

Potato Salad! That is correct. Not too fast or too slow. Just how our owners want it. ....in case anyone is too blind to see it, at that rate, you can start saving for retirement at the beginning of a 30 year career. At the end of that 30, your savings has half the buying power as it did when you started. ....Keep running the hamster wheel America

[@deepnortheast]

@@jaybird1150 how about getting interest on your savings say 3 %

[@simplybows1]

Ahahah your display pic and screen name

[@buggyboogle9]

One of the things I am realizing while rewatching these snippets are 1) Jerry is quite a mediocre actor, although it doesn’t really matter much and 2) Jason Alexander is a brilliant actor. Delivery, sense of timing, physical expressions - totally spot on.

[@harryscissorhands1332]

She said pony funny asf lmao 🤣

[@willowworks]

Love love Seinfeld and cast. Then and now! #Seinfeldrocks

[@guguigugu]

fruit's a gamble, i know that going in

[@ICET100]

can someone tell me how much was Jerry's Jacket

[@diontoney9677]

🤣 "I Had A Pony! My Sister Had A Pony. My Cousin Had A Pony. What's Wrong With That?" 🤣

[@Karemaker]

I'm moving to a Pony-packed Country, who's coming with me?

[@launabanauna8958]

Karemaker Make America Ponied Again!

[@chrispap4957]

I’m half Polish. I wonder if my ancestors had ponies...

[@oneputtsteven]

I HAD a pony!

[@carolhart8696]

Id like to know what the certain times are that Jerry eats cantaloupe. Also, I'm with him about the shopping cart. I'm almost 60 and I dont want to look like an old lady with a cart:)

[@fakename6658]

brunch = cantaloupe

[@frankthetank1369]

The writing was great!

[@yudhajitvishwakarman0825]

Days when television 📺 was the king,today no one gives a shit abt 📺

[@squaretriangle9208]

6:54 Jerry, Jerry never heard about the Pony Express?😴😴😴

[@nthgth]

I'm pretty sure they rode horses lol

[@hasselett]

Not a huge fan of season 1 and 2. Richards and Alexander feel like they haven't truly found their characters yet. They're a bit vague in comparison to following seasons.

[@Gos1234567]

John DiMaggio yep I just watched season 1 tonite and it isn’t great.George isn’t the neurotic hilarious mess he becomes later,he’s a bit of a dick really. Like he’s breaking up with a hotty like Marlene,buying stock and holding on to it when it falls in price thereby making a profit! The later George would crawl over broken glass for a girl like Marlene and would have a heart attack if he bought 20$ of stock and it fell 1 cent

[@joshmuz9018]

Good observation . Richards just developed more and more as the seasons went on until he was the strongest actor of the 4

[@BabyBoomerChannel]

7 min -The Pony - that there is some brilliant writing.

[@larryjessop5134]

for me it's like real life being taped unlike others it's unexpected laughter

[@alvideos2145]

I hate cantaloupe, and people are always like "no this is a GOOD cantaloupe" Nope... that's not going to help.

[@blabla-rg7ky]

me, too

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

uh huh And?

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

I put salt and pepper on mine

[@hungrypromethean]

YOU'D HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF TO NOTICE THAT I GHOSTED YOU, GLORIA!

Gosh thanks for letting us know

[@raoul3016]

Everybody needs a Kramer in their life

[@barbstegner4639]

Elaine scored with the gay guy. She got him to change teams. But back fires. JERRY said oh well!

[@mikeschoeffter7420]

I tried to like cantaloupe, im 56 now, don't think it's gonna happen. 😖

[@efisgpr]

Lol yeah it's boring

[@Ro2008sie]

I never tried its no good end of story

[@cpmenninga]

Makes for a decent pun.

[@NEpatriots88]

Yeah, I’m 33. I doubt it’s going to happen for me either. But mixed with other fruit? Meh, not bad.

[@V.E.R.O.]

Are you in the US? The cantaloupe here is bland, the best cantaloupe and fruit in general is the one grown in warm weather in volcanic soil.

[@daviddennison4201]

I love Uncle Leo

[@analoguedragon7438]

Kramer has the most diverse wardrobe in TV history.

[@RecoilCDS]

Jerry had so many options to prevent his jacket from being ruined.

[@stuffsomedumb5665]

Why do the first couple seasons look like they were filmed in 1976 but the last season looks like it’s from 2011

[@rtl4x4]

they got a budget

[@mikejohnson515]

At :14: "Hush, Luther....I'll try it!"

[@Thecommentator0011]

8:20 one of the best scenes

[@61lastchild]

How many takes for the pony bit..?

[@leafyutube]

Is there an official list of pony and non-pony countries?

[@archerc4828]

The Madison jacket from Brooks Brothers that was most commented on I my wardrobe. It was dark blue corduroy that hung upon my back complementing the masculine curves of my body. I miss it though it cost a cool $756. Cool because a cold chill shot up my spine when I heard the price.

[@geetanegi2246]

Was it from Peterman's catalogue.😋

[@georgehenry76]

I always hated not knowing how much “The Jacket” cost..I want to say either $850 or $999

[@mobus1603]

It was over $1,000

[@farbrore]

Moses Bussey OVER $1.000? WAS IT $1.200??

[@chrizgoo]

@@farbrore Are you saying it was OVER 1.300??

[@farbrore]

@chrizgoo K, I’m walking out of here thinking you paid 1.500 for this jacket unless you prove me different!! Hah-Hoo!!

[@cj80gdi-321xxx-moon]

@@farbrore in the end, how much was it?

[@analaitinen]

I know that you can’t and I’m positive that you won’t,,,,this is how much Seinfeld knows Kramer :):):):) Just wonderful

[@yaronkl]

"I saw your act"