Funniest Sex Moves By Guys | Stand Up Comedy

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Crack Up!

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Күн бұрын

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@jean-pierreparent1408
@jean-pierreparent1408 27 күн бұрын
Speaking of time I'll never get back
@Ddiaboloer
@Ddiaboloer 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently I am subscribed to this channel but it only has 1 video
@CrackUp
@CrackUp 3 жыл бұрын
It was previously a channel that was idle for a while, so we decided to start again with more exclusive content. Have a great day!
@Ddiaboloer
@Ddiaboloer 3 жыл бұрын
@@CrackUp Thanks for the reply. I loved the video so I'll be sure to stay subbed.
@CrackUp
@CrackUp 3 жыл бұрын
No worries, take care!
@JayconianArts
@JayconianArts 3 жыл бұрын
@@CrackUp Was it going by the same name as before? Or was it rebranded? I honestly don't remember who or what this channel was before
@Rafielo
@Rafielo 3 жыл бұрын
@@JayconianArts Most likely a stolen channel that this company took over.
@gordongekko2781
@gordongekko2781 6 ай бұрын
Actually, I've had girlfriends complain that I don't do enough breast stuff. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with them - I don't need feeding.
@stuckmum730
@stuckmum730 6 ай бұрын
Can me and your girlfriend switch partners?
@senseisecurityschool9337
@senseisecurityschool9337 5 ай бұрын
Ever asked them what they like?
@gordongekko2781
@gordongekko2781 5 ай бұрын
@@senseisecurityschool9337 I did actually, but as is always the case when asking a woman a question like that, I got a vague answer and a perturbed glare in response, so I dropped the subject. Women don't ever want to tell a man what they like, they just want men to be mind readers. Which I find very childish. I believe communication is the key to healthy relationships, but we can't have that if one side is expected to read minds. Sorry for the rant.
@gaylandbarney2231
@gaylandbarney2231 3 ай бұрын
@@gordongekko2781 don't apologize , it's time to recognize the matriarchy we've been subject to , all the while being guilt tripped ......women with attitudes like this need to wise up or be avoided
@gking407
@gking407 Ай бұрын
@@gaylandbarney2231lol some mentioned women and breast and you’re like “THE MATRIARCHY” 😂😂
@andrewx7806
@andrewx7806 6 ай бұрын
Tim Minchin plays an awesome piano.
@ricosuave8123
@ricosuave8123 Ай бұрын
To my ex: _”That was great babe, especially the part where you moved.”_ 🙄
@lionden8421
@lionden8421 2 ай бұрын
Bet the guys in her past are glad they moved on! :-).
@korey6729
@korey6729 6 ай бұрын
All woman are not tucked in. Beef curtains and meat drapes.
@dougi1967
@dougi1967 5 ай бұрын
Stretchy bat wings hahaha
@dougbecker7673
@dougbecker7673 4 ай бұрын
😂
@MothaLuva
@MothaLuva Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@locosgcv9522
@locosgcv9522 6 ай бұрын
At least we have moves, women just lay there🎉
@bocagoodtimes1460
@bocagoodtimes1460 6 ай бұрын
Boom! Mic drop 😂
@SuzinLovesee
@SuzinLovesee 6 ай бұрын
Maybe your women. Think it might be you?
@whoopwhoop1584
@whoopwhoop1584 5 ай бұрын
I'm sorry bud there's books and such to help with that
@fkxfkx
@fkxfkx 5 ай бұрын
Mine keep trying to get away.
@richardwhite2730
@richardwhite2730 5 ай бұрын
You sleeping with the wrong women
@FroilanBarrozo
@FroilanBarrozo 15 күн бұрын
very enlightening 😂😂❤
@MayAngel111
@MayAngel111 26 күн бұрын
The girl was funny, but that Tim Minchin has me almost in tears!! Love that guy! "Take your canvas bags to the super market!" "Do something drastic to rid the world of plastic!" 🤟😝🤣🤣🥲🤟💥💥💥💥💥💥🌟⚡️💫💫💫
@klhughes
@klhughes 6 ай бұрын
That's time I'll never get back.
@talltom1129
@talltom1129 3 ай бұрын
What, when a guy plays with your breasts?
@NathanDowdyMedia
@NathanDowdyMedia 18 күн бұрын
So, speaking of faking it, how we feeling about that laugh track? 🙃
@jeffdawson2786
@jeffdawson2786 7 ай бұрын
Lynne’s set is classic.
@milascave2
@milascave2 3 ай бұрын
Punches down. How is "men with small penises. Should kill themselves" even a joke?
@meloysmusicstudio
@meloysmusicstudio 5 ай бұрын
Wow Tim Minchin coming in with some real piano skills and a funny bit!
@jacoweber8353
@jacoweber8353 Ай бұрын
with that face you better take what you can get
@mindfornication4funn
@mindfornication4funn 6 ай бұрын
Their best move; on back and moan
@WinterRider
@WinterRider 3 ай бұрын
Jeeze telling people who are who they are and cant change it to kill themselves? Thats inciting suicide isnt it?
@rickmayer4002
@rickmayer4002 3 ай бұрын
That's like telling fat women or ones with small tits like her to kill themselves. How is that comedy?
@user-sp8eb6iz7f
@user-sp8eb6iz7f 5 ай бұрын
Alonzo: "If you see a guy with one golf club, he's going to whip some ass".
@diannesandenfebles2774
@diannesandenfebles2774 2 ай бұрын
Very talented people!
@lyleswanson7557
@lyleswanson7557 6 ай бұрын
An idea for a second verse: "You don't like christians. We're not too crazy about them either."
@johnyoakum8520
@johnyoakum8520 6 күн бұрын
It's not always tucked in and you know that
@jy9291
@jy9291 6 ай бұрын
I know, after the first few times, women just lie there after hedging their bets so that the house always wins, no matter what happens.
@afleser
@afleser 6 ай бұрын
Well, I was hoping she was funny. Nah, waste of time, plus making fun of men won't grow your audience hon...
@aloksrivastava7938
@aloksrivastava7938 2 ай бұрын
If something seemed wrong to her, she should have said how to do it right. "Ask and you shall receive."
@TorQueMoD
@TorQueMoD 5 ай бұрын
Damn, this is great!
@donscott2681
@donscott2681 6 ай бұрын
Amy Schumer II. And that's not a good thing.
@frisc0strangler207
@frisc0strangler207 6 ай бұрын
This came out waaaay before the troll Schumer was a thing.
@Keto-Cheato
@Keto-Cheato 6 ай бұрын
Alonzo Bodden 10:40
@jessequinton4379
@jessequinton4379 6 ай бұрын
If she doesn't want to we shouldn't want
@holmcm751
@holmcm751 5 ай бұрын
I seriously shouldn't be allowed to love these people as much as I hard core do. It hurts! In the best most painful way. How dare. How. DRe. Question mark.
@charlesross1682
@charlesross1682 3 ай бұрын
not funny
@MarcRounsville
@MarcRounsville 6 ай бұрын
Tune in Tokyo 😂😂
@lisasmith7474
@lisasmith7474 6 ай бұрын
I accidentally took bf of something like 12 or 14 years. Neither of us knows. We Accidentally went shopping for an outfit. I don't try things on. I just buy them. So , not his money. But omg I thought he was gonna have a heart attack when I tried to explain women's plus, regular. Junior and miss sizes. He freaked out, got mad about sizes. I can't explain it from the bottom. A size 00. That's right. A double zero. Can be a 00 - a size 9. I can't rationalize that girls and women. So explain it to me so I can explain it to him. I can't get a t shirt without him questioning sizes now. Good at buying clothes for others.
@Chris-wj8fz
@Chris-wj8fz 3 ай бұрын
I always rate my sex partners by how neat the labia are and odour!!!! I call a taxi on first sight or smell 😂 this is what guys really talk about at the pub. We share intell with mates so they don't waste their time on her
@Newbomb_Turks_Punch
@Newbomb_Turks_Punch Ай бұрын
Has there EVER been a funny woman?
@antonvrb1510
@antonvrb1510 24 күн бұрын
Nikki was good at tom Brady roast, thats about the only time I've seen it.
@teddyj5187
@teddyj5187 23 күн бұрын
Taylor tomlinson
@Newbomb_Turks_Punch
@Newbomb_Turks_Punch 23 күн бұрын
@@teddyj5187 nah, she sux too
@Newbomb_Turks_Punch
@Newbomb_Turks_Punch 23 күн бұрын
@@antonvrb1510 nope
@DogSpeak
@DogSpeak 18 күн бұрын
Not really. None that are memorable. Maybe Carol Burnette
@alisonbarratt3772
@alisonbarratt3772 6 ай бұрын
She is right better to fake it then u can go to sleep
@WiseOwl-hi5pg
@WiseOwl-hi5pg 6 ай бұрын
❤❤❤SO TRUE❤❤❤
@michaelsmith2884
@michaelsmith2884 21 күн бұрын
She is great, very pretty
@tacticalsapper
@tacticalsapper 3 ай бұрын
Lynne... just no...
@Get_to_the_Crux
@Get_to_the_Crux 2 ай бұрын
Who told them that they were Comedians? Does the show include nitrous oxide and a neon sign that flashes when you're supposed to laugh?
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 7 ай бұрын
I had no idea....how talented pigs dude. Tim Minkin?
@tonicasson4991
@tonicasson4991 6 ай бұрын
Incredible pianist
@toddvandell85
@toddvandell85 5 ай бұрын
Tim Minchin
@maurawhelan3530
@maurawhelan3530 4 ай бұрын
Omg too funny!
@Rustyrailhead
@Rustyrailhead 5 ай бұрын
Boring
@davidtaylor1720
@davidtaylor1720 24 күн бұрын
If your woman just lays there maybe you aint doing something right. Every woman I've ever been with had plenty of movement.
@CarolNelson-s5s
@CarolNelson-s5s 4 ай бұрын
Not funny and I am a women.
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 5 ай бұрын
Why did they give a platform to Koplitz? She was just hateful.
@urbinxx
@urbinxx 5 ай бұрын
Copclits? Hateful? She's to real huh?
@OldMan854
@OldMan854 4 ай бұрын
She’s funny as hell. And pretty sexy as well.
@gaylandbarney2231
@gaylandbarney2231 3 ай бұрын
@@urbinxx no , just nasty........
@glennkearney3792
@glennkearney3792 2 ай бұрын
Small punishment buddy?
@gaylandbarney2231
@gaylandbarney2231 2 ай бұрын
@@glennkearney3792 no
@beegee8418
@beegee8418 13 күн бұрын
Holy shit, that was terrible. I gave it an honest open minded effort. Just came off a marathon of shorts and full length sets from a wide variety of artists with different styles, and I just can’t find much about this to enjoy or find funny in any way. This is an attractive women who wants to be famous and make it in comedy, but has skated by on her looks. I really hope for her sake that she has a supportive husband with a high paying job.
@godbluffvdgg
@godbluffvdgg Ай бұрын
She's a natural...I don't find too many women funny but; she's funnyl...
@barefootbandit1
@barefootbandit1 5 ай бұрын
It's a shame the last guy had to rip off Axis of Awesome
@jessequinton4379
@jessequinton4379 6 ай бұрын
The way I understand breasts is that the spiritual Mater nurtures both good and bad equally so that's why there are two like on the Red Hot Chili Peppers album cover
@willerbilliemusic
@willerbilliemusic 6 ай бұрын
Hey we try. We're just guys
@maurawhelan3530
@maurawhelan3530 4 ай бұрын
It is appreciated. Both should participate…
@VK-zt6sw
@VK-zt6sw 2 ай бұрын
Hahaha!
@tracyavent-costanza346
@tracyavent-costanza346 4 ай бұрын
awesome.
@staceygruver1969
@staceygruver1969 7 ай бұрын
The British comedian about the girlfriends bum, whether it looks bigger in this one or the last one, is a question you just don’t answer, no matter what, just don’t say anything and look at a spot on the wall near were she is standing and just have a blank look. It’s the only option you got at that point.
@ninjadiver8202
@ninjadiver8202 2 ай бұрын
Super boring 🥱 unintelligent “comedy” is boring to me…
@PantsFreeSince2003
@PantsFreeSince2003 2 ай бұрын
Only have to watch the 1st act - the rest has literally 0% to do with the title, all filler!
@ahmedsharif367
@ahmedsharif367 14 күн бұрын
Where is the comedy?
@jasonjohnson1690
@jasonjohnson1690 6 ай бұрын
Lynn is very good. Great faces and delivery.
@Martinsleep
@Martinsleep 3 жыл бұрын
I was like "Hmm maybe one female comedian i can fin slightly funny" Nope.. not in the slightest haha
@highroller-jq3ix
@highroller-jq3ix 7 ай бұрын
But then you were a moron two years ago and almost certainly still are.
@maurawhelan3530
@maurawhelan3530 4 ай бұрын
Why aren’t they funny? I think she is but not every thing she says is…Let’s face it sex is hard for either sex…but you should both be open and maybe really know someone before you have sex so you can really enjoy each other…just a thought.
@econhelp583
@econhelp583 4 ай бұрын
That lady gave it a try, but really she knows nothing about moves. I could get her to change her mind. I’m guessing she made it all up.👍
@LoLHahaLolHahaLol
@LoLHahaLolHahaLol 4 ай бұрын
Cringe 🫣
@maurawhelan3530
@maurawhelan3530 4 ай бұрын
She did not. But it doesn’t mean women are so good either…
@DogSpeak
@DogSpeak 18 күн бұрын
The last guy is actually a pretty darn good musician. He's just not very funny.
@markmarco2880
@markmarco2880 5 ай бұрын
Love❤
@rglazz
@rglazz 2 ай бұрын
She is why I support BDS!!! and you should too.
@Joeqwerty
@Joeqwerty Ай бұрын
What's bds?
@stephendoing2253
@stephendoing2253 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@urbinxx
@urbinxx 5 ай бұрын
The universe loves women more than men? Guess its less controversial, she could have said God instead of the universe. Keep it secular i guess. 😮
@polyscient
@polyscient 5 ай бұрын
She's playing to a British crowd. Probably the more relatable phrasing for that audience.
@MikesTropicalTech
@MikesTropicalTech 15 күн бұрын
So.. one video on-topic that wasn't funny. Then several videos off-topic. You're just not good at this.
@ward9306
@ward9306 2 ай бұрын
Wnba is there for you
@wiseproverbs2248
@wiseproverbs2248 Ай бұрын
My takeaways: The woman was unhappy with men and might do better as a lesbian; All men are funnier than women, and 2 out of 3 men are MUCH funnier than women.
@DogSpeak
@DogSpeak 18 күн бұрын
Pretty sure all female comedians do is complain. I dont know, I wasnt really listening.
@thepeterchannel3230
@thepeterchannel3230 6 ай бұрын
Why can't they work for $20./hr. at a restaurant ... That's $40,000 a year minimum wage. for restaurant workers now.
@chaffcutter58.
@chaffcutter58. 6 ай бұрын
A woman who is funny.
@rickmayer4002
@rickmayer4002 3 ай бұрын
Where?
@gaylandbarney2231
@gaylandbarney2231 3 ай бұрын
would be a revelation
@mrdavidurquhart
@mrdavidurquhart 15 күн бұрын
This woman is lacking research skills and empathy, and long on hypocrisy and canned laughter. Toxic.
@Enourmousletters
@Enourmousletters 3 жыл бұрын
First.
@designissimple
@designissimple 6 ай бұрын
those my kind lady are things used for tea-bagging :)
@MrLicherman
@MrLicherman 3 ай бұрын
Hmmmm but you'll still put it in your mouth lmfao 😅😅
@matthewh8573
@matthewh8573 5 ай бұрын
Women comedians are just not funny.
@edwardvisser5765
@edwardvisser5765 16 күн бұрын
Only when they make fun of men 🙄
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