FUNNIEST TEXTS V7

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[@youngjay6688]

Son: A girl broke my heart :( Dad: grow up son Daughter: a boy broke my heart :( Dad: *grabs gun* let's go find him with this gun for totally different reasons

[@sshvho]

every parents be like: bOy mUSt bE sTRong

[@Trollerbot517]

thats a plot twist young jay

[@nikshepraman2948]

This is what sexism has become. In an effort to make females feel equal, males have been thrown into the muck and ever single woman on the planet get's special treatment. I don't see equality here, folks. I see "Ladies First." (apologies to all females, but you know it's true)

[@necrom4454]

@@nikshepraman2948 I think you're getting it totally wrong, this is sexism. It's old, it's always been there, and now that people want things to change, and want women and men to be the same, it also means that they want their dad to have the same reaction So if a little girl gets that reaction from her dad, it's because her dad is old school, not because SHE wants equality

[@lexibroadbent1467]

@@necrom4454 doesn’t change anything. Feminism is no longer about equality, it’s about a group of women speaking validation through being sexist towards men.

[@snorlaxonline3008]

Aren’t you Asian? Knee how means hello in Asian! *Me(an Asian): what language is Asian?*

[@Ruina11]

Go to an Asian school Don’t worry I’m Asian too

[@demi172]

i think they meant Chinese, -Hindu- Hindi, Japanese, Korean or Bahasa Indonesia.

[@saarang11]

@@demi172 I think you mean Hindi...

[@demi172]

@@saarang11 yeah i just put a Religion there for fun, (jk, sorry for the mistake)

[@triciaannelouise7029]

Knee hao

[@MrSir07]

“Banana doggo is the true king”

[@Cryonus2435]

you are a doggo in your profile pic

[@Dr4wfox]

Did you got double bananas?

[@georgehasleftthebuilding6621]

Yes, yes dogo is. 🍌👑

[@kennyyew2515]

DOGGO!

[@fathuzakysetyawan1703]

Indeed...

[@sancbe]

“Banana doggo is the true king” -all of the 200000 comments

[@user-tu8pd7bn1o]

lmao

[@SpecterNeverSpectator]

It's been 2 months, there are 2288 comments.

[@snowfalloverheaven]

#dankness 1st grader: * gets insulted * 1st grader: You're not invited to my birthday party

[@generaltullius4511]

Other person: *cries intensely*

[@xeniusledium4923]

Royale Wolf exactly

[@rand0mpers0nroblox47]

1st grader bully: HOW DARE YOU!!! Ö

[@darrylowens9009]

Royale Wolf lol

[@Luolix]

Kindergarten, cause in my year, first graders were better than this *ahh shit people are now going to think I’m a first grader*

[@dragoncatsketch8195]

“Banana Doggo is the true king.” Daughter: *can’t walk* Father: “Are you okay honey?” Daughter: “Yes I’m just clumsy.” *continues stumbling* Father: “Ah, okay. On a completely unrelated topic, you know that rifle we keep in the garage?”

[@connorjacobsen5949]

5:47 Dad: Black mail is illegal Son: so is polygamy

[@G1R777]

#dankness Me: **walking up to school looking depressed** My friends: you okay? Me: mmhm. My headphones: **"We are bulletproof: The eternal**

[@starkookies2446]

Omg same

[@mchi7472]

I’m an ARMY too (if u are)

[@starkookies2446]

@@mchi7472 I'm also an army yay

[@aibingouyang9887]

Army-

[@potatoyoongi1980]

Phoenix or chicken Noodle soup:)🥳

[@reduxg3889]

"Jan: The first seal has been opened" "Feb: The second seal has been opened" "March: The third seal has been opened" -God, 2020

[@pleb8121]

I don’t get it

[@TornadoHarry]

@@pleb8121 Book of Revelations theres 7 seals that bring out the end of the world

[@yourlostairpod2439]

Banana doggo is the true king #dankness Parents: sweetie you can always talk to us you know that right? Me: goes to talk to my parents about something bothering me Them: you’re 15 you can figure these things out yourself Me: ... 😑

[@lidiamachna5968]

"Banana doggo is the true king"

[@albatroz1463]

#dankness Me when I get the milk from the fridge: oh wait there is no milk Dad and his mates up in heaven drinking the last drops of the milk: Me: great...

[@Samandzoe4life]

i get it. LMAO

[@mackenzie6049]

#dankness Me: wears red Bull from Spain: ah. So you have chosen death

[@phantommmiix8598]

Let me correct you there. Bulls are not just attracted to red ,that was a myth, they are attracted to capes.

[@phantommmiix8598]

Good Meme though 👌 but not very accurate.

[@phantommmiix8598]

So bulls are not attracted to red

[@sofiatsoga8550]

Thank you for letting us know

[@tmntchick1855]

Bulls aren't attracted to the color red, they are attracted to things that are very bright and move too quickly because they are color blind and fast, bright colors make them confused and angry like my mom when I make boomer jokes.

[@sapphia4612]

Jackie and Lindsay one was wholesome af

[@xxthat_random_personxx2072]

#dankness No one: Trash App Store game adds: I just can’t get the pink color!!

[@seagull8291]

Ikr... or: No one: App store game ads: Omg this game is so good! and then u get the app and its actually horrible oof

[@zareenhanif8083]

YES BRUH U R SO.RIGHT LMAO

[@Theveszelboy]

And sometimes- there aint a dayum pink color.

[@madisondavis8906]

Lmao that or it say if you can pass lv.1 you are legally skilled

[@zareenhanif8083]

@@madisondavis8906 yes u r so right

[@horsegirl887]

The evil potato, I'm scared help. TwT

[@nathanielstuart2365]

9:59 I was confused for a second but after literally 10 seconds when I figured it out I bursted out laughing 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@chickenplayz8832]

Lolol

[@GodOfGenjutsu__106]

Can u guys make me understand the joke ? I didn't got it

[@zane557]

@@GodOfGenjutsu__106 butterfly = butter + fly, no butter for a week. Honeybee = honey + bee, no honey for a week. Do the same thing for a cockroach. Do you get it now?

[@GodOfGenjutsu__106]

@@zane557 ohh I got it now 🤣

[@julievogel5462]

No cocks for a week.

[@noedisbanned4197]

#dankness Someone: kills dog JOHN WICK WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@jordanartiga7969]

cringe

[@nen2998]

Yo, this is funny as hell. It's not like i've seen this joke like 100 times already. Ffs please think of some jokes yourself.

[@noedisbanned4197]

Neøn someone is mad would you like to stfu coz idgaf what you see

[@thiccandsexygorilla2419]

Ass joke

[@amberlee787]

6:20 I love how the options are yes and yes, because it's the only option in that scenario.

[@nothing..important7220]

#dankness Me: pfft i dont believe in ghosts Also me when i hear a sound at 3am: 😨

[@indominusalexxx]

If you live with your parents (idk how old you are) it is most likely NOT a ghost. But that is if you hear it repetitively.

[@nothing..important7220]

@@indominusalexxx well i do live with my mum but its at night when everyone is asleep and my mum is right next to me asleep and i hear a sound downstairs or in the attic

[@user-mm8kg7bn7n]

@@indominusalexxx omg lol this is the funniest thing I saw all day and I looked in a mirror and at my 6 yr old little sis who did her own make-up

[@zeegumie]

#dankness *Friend:* Do u really think clouds are just air lol *Me:* Yes because clouds are just like your brain, *AIR.*

[@rand0mpers0nroblox47]

?

[@omodog]

@Rand0mPers0n - Roblox air has nothing in it

[@goodatutub3lol958]

Why it gotta be so true tho

[@miuiswaifu]

but clouds also have water

[@jiaweili3085]

@@miuiswaifu yeah they r water and ice and condensation nuclei

[@beagleboy5343]

0:42 “What the Duck’ ol Mayo”

[@gumballproductions8642]

“Banana doggo is the true king.”

[@kellykudas6465]

Her: hes probably thinking about other girls Him: Whats thE OranGE CatS nAMe frOm GArFiELD #dankness

[@basswave7034]

What's obama's last name

[@grahamcracker437]

@@basswave7034 you just said it my nigga u are so fucking dum my nigga

[@thesirestofthesimps]

@@grahamcracker437 It's a joke R/Wooosh

[@starkookies2446]

The is high meme quality

[@starkookies2446]

@a duck on quack thx UwU

[@KiyoshiroClips]

#Dankness Handsome boys when they die: **he's handsome tho. Why would he die in such a bad way?** Ugly boys when they die: **Well, if it's your time, it really is your time**

[@unicorncookies7843]

BUT IT'S LIKE THAT THOUGH!

[@sirialexa4875]

This relates to Cedric Diggory and Vincent Crabbe

[@sabastio111]

When she tries to marry you before marriage: excuse me is this a personality attack or something #dankness

[@robertjamesgalinato2528]

#dankness Me:wants corona beer The sick guy: coughs Me: chuckles I'm in danger God : there is another

[@maioliviahgnadottir7240]

Queen Elizabeth is gonna die in your life time Me: Impossible #Dankness

[@maioliviahgnadottir7240]

Ikr

[@screaming-_-dn6su]

September 8 2022 says otherwise

[@ryalfr0g863]

Comments: 400 Meh: I’m bout to end this man’s whole career Meh (again): **makes it 401**

[@foreverless71]

Itz_Moon the Best singer?? OHHHHHHHH

[@foreverless71]

I’m epikly weird

[@anamunroe9885]

#Dankness Stop messaging my gf bud. Our girlfriend. Communism 100. That got me😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@N-O-A.]

*Bannnana doggo is the true king!" 😂✌️😁

[@darkloner-royalbengaltiger8298]

Quarantine life Everyone: so bored bored BORED, we WANNA GO OUT Browns girls: Welcome to our lifestyle

[@Ash13_L]

I’m not bored because I have my gadgets to keep me company.... also this should be a #dankness

[@rachelthewolfywolfer2243]

@@Ash13_L ok *_and_*

[@renox8991]

@@rachelthewolfywolfer2243 your gay

[@wwxrabbit9483]

#Dankness “Please still be my friend.” - Jon 2020 Idk you.

[@lucid_opinion9870]

#dankness Friend: do you thing air is empty? Me: sure, just like your brain *AIR*

[@ionfwlily]

#dankness Girls: Ugh there's nothing to do in quarantine! Boys: I have a string and a piece of paper, this will entertain me for hours.

[@withoutgravity7066]

The evil 🥔 is in my room, I befriended him, he befriended me We are friends...I mean, Best friends

[@zahra-zm9bw]

*oh no.*

[@cj_the_dj7604]

(Insert suspenseful music)

[@JinteiModding]

5:44 Did the bot really said Lotus Elais lmao Anyway, nice smol car

[@zenin7219]

#dankness a bit of jojo Everyone at the start of March: Toilet paper Everyone at the end of March: *The hand*

[@Dolphinious]

Nobody: literally no body Friend: how do you spell lmao? Me: Are you stupid Friend:ok Friend:Are you stupid that meme was hilarious #DANKNESS

[@solardinosaur2247]

“Banana doggois the true king”

[@ihyyava3184]

Banana Doggo is the truest king of all the lands and seas

[@laylakelispolice8691]

#dankness Me: looks at the news The news: cOrOnAvIrUs Is HeLpInG tHe PoPuLaTiOn Me after they say that:YEAH FROM KILLING PEOPLE!!!!! Thx for the 3 likes WAIT 23 LIKES HOW!

[@hotpikachu]

Are you 7?

[@laylakelispolice8691]

@@hotpikachu actually no I'm just dumb

[@laylakelispolice8691]

@Derek Playz Oh- you didn't need to tho I didn't realize it had 23 likes

[@kadence1903]

why you need to know why you need to know can u please explain why you had to make your username so damn long

[@renox8991]

@@kadence1903 pussy

[@davidalexeisesin463]

1:20 let's go, this is what I have been waiting for

[@pwillowy]

“Banana Doggo is the TRUE KING”

[@mikopup1309]

#dankness If I see the evil potato in my room I’m making mashed potatoes

[@edenbluebellskinner538]

This deserves so much more likes and attention

[@yardenzakai274]

So no one is gonna talk about this?? 6:00 it's like he fell on his head when he was a kid

[@presenting_tothe_emergencyroom]

#dankness me : what did the dinosaur say when the man asked what meat he liked? them : uh, no, that's inappropriate. me : ... no, they say, I like my meat rawr owo uwu them : please stop texting me...

[@sophiamillett7009]

My cat: *is the Queen of all the cats in my neighborhood* *Me about to tell her we’re moving to the other side of Soviet*: I’m about to end this *girl’s* whole career...

[@gamingbros4832]

#dankness Me: doesn't get featured Also me: well I guess I'll just lay down and cry

[@erconeoriginal7374]

#dankness I can see why you didn't get featured now

[@gamingbros4832]

Why are you trying to troll me I was just joking ok just stop

[@JamesonMods]

gaming bros I am guessing this is going to get featured. This is funny. Now I’m gonna go cri.

[@gamingbros4832]

Hahahaha I see how funny it is now 😂😂😂

[@gamingbros4832]

@@JamesonMods you have quite a few subs I'll sub to ya in a sec

[@user-rg4kl3fy7d]

“Banana doggo is the true king” *sniff sniff cries in happy tears*👁💧👄💧👁

[@gloriasolis8544]

#DANKNESS Karen:*took the kids* Me:I didn't want the kids anyways Also karen:*takes the pizza rolls* Alos me: KAREN COME BACK

[@pri7702]

#dankness Her:he’s probably thinking about other girls Him:if there’s infinite universes does fiction exist?

[@helenamckay5200]

#dankness Me: Playing on laptop for 16 hours straight My eyes after getting up: Blind 100

[@Parpity]

#dankness Me: *is nice to a friend that’s girl in Fortnite* Everyone who is just seeing me do this: simp.

[@devonleitch2883]

😂😂😂😂

[@foreverless71]

Wtf with all the #dankness lmao

[@Morizzler]

'-'

[@keleee]

Fortnite kid

[@somerandomguy9889]

I have question,what is simp?

[@alannii1182]

#dankness Me:watches videos on yt Ads: let me introduce myself

[@InfiniteEdgy]

#dankness Government: Stay inside to not get corona! Homeless people: _Visible_ _shaking_

[@ketialania7358]

lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@nothing..important7220]

Damn

[@0_zsR]

#Dankness During quarantine Girls: Ahh, this sucks I'm so bored Boys: Prepare for trouble, and make it Double

[@foreverless71]

Unban_glocogaming098 POKEMON! TEAM ROCKET! I’m so smartttt

[@-_-life_is_unordinary-_-9423]

XD this is not so funny but very noice

[@kewk6639]

"Banana doggo is the true king" ;-;

[@mai7790]

The amount of “yours” and not “you’res” 😂 Sorry I’m a bit of a grammar nerd😁

[@quackerduck]

Melody Harmony lol same Xd

[@monstrosity_01]

Wait what

[@mai7790]

reading manga is good you should try it sometime there was a lot of “yours” instead of “you’res” in some texts

[@monstrosity_01]

@@mai7790 I know I can read but uh isn't "You'res" = "you ares" and idk why ares? Do I not get it? Or is there something I don't understand cuz of my bad English?

[@mai7790]

reading manga is good you should try it sometime yes it is. I just wanted to add the “s” because there was more than one you’re. And you probably don’t have bad English😄

[@kingissho]

3:20 I Kim’s was a good night I got to call him and I got a call

[@Elizabeth31331]

Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: nothing My brain: sharkpotato

[@0_zsR]

#Dankness Me: "Mom, could you buy me a Computer" My mom: "No, you just destroying it when your rage" Me: "Then how babies are made" My mom: "What computer you want to bought" Note: I've never been shoutout everytime he uploaded XD

[@ahalflifefan6000]

The grammar in this comment is horrible

[@0_zsR]

@@ahalflifefan6000 there's no need for that

[@ketialania7358]

@@ahalflifefan6000 the grammer is okay

[@yeshunited2213]

@@ketialania7358 nope.

[@Austin_doodles]

#Dankness How people react to girls vs boys memes: Boys: lol that's so us Girl: OMG that's not me! Me being a girl: *I relate more to boys-*

[@Unit-01-Pilot]

let lies fly on the air

[@capkacorn]

The only epic video in the meme universe. 😌🤙🏻

[@outis4349]

Most of the likes are from the fear of the evil potato in their room.

[@wolfebiter7718]

ya

[@fleurgymcheurgy9267]

na

[@zeek099]

He coming for me HALP SOS

[@zeek099]

Chez evil potato will get U unless U use potato emoji 🥔

[@jariyahchattic2082]

#Dankness Her: he is probably thinking about other girls Him: wHaT wAs A fOoTbAlL aGaIn

[@fluff3612]

I’m typing with a piece of tin foil

[@chiknkeinnugeget6755]

I'm typing this with a bone covered in skin

[@fluff3612]

@@chiknkeinnugeget6755 epic

[@vintageaesthetic4603]

#dankness *Everybody being happy after influenza pandemic ends in 1920* 2020: Let's do it again

[@uploop1160]

BANANA DOGGO IS THE TRUE KING! and misteriously dad brought bananas this morning so that is sooo ACCURATE

[@LFregWilby]

#dankness My friends: We want planes noises. Me: when do we want them, nnnnnoooooooowwwwww! ✈🛩

[@joshuatgfgamer1]

#Dankness "Bro. Send me some jokes" "Sorry, now I'm busy with my girlfriend" "Good one! send me more" DESTRUCTION 100 BRUH MOMENT 100

[@karakurto7297]

"banana doggo is the true king"

[@Stone69420]

6:10 Fortnite is going to far, we need to eliminate it

[@renox8991]

No

[@Stone69420]

Vexile Renox yes

[@Nilavan-ok9ye]

#dankness my stalker: *stalks me* me: *does a **#dankness* me : *goes down the comments and sees the same comment* wait that's illegal

[@jacobbeaumont69420]

Thx for giving me lines to say to my friends

[@miroslavtodorov3310]

Banana doggo is the true king.

[@mikeybearsvlogs5197]

#dankness Me in elementary school: school fing sucks Me happy getting a medical degree in college: I take back what I said in 3rd grade

[@lrc_wwolfis9938]

“Banaan doggo is the true king”

[@Burg7.]

Banana doggo is the true king JSJSJSJS

[@btzkydlydp]

Spectacular" omfg harry dear there u are

[@ViktorRadioandTVDXing]

#dankness Me liking and always resubscribing when requested 😭

[@horsegirl887]

Banana doggo is the true king

[@edgeonspiral910]

“Banana Doggo is the true king”

[@eugeneman1241]

I love all the memes #DANKNESS

[@Limpan-xw1ul]

The evil potato in my room to night omaga i better sub

[@FooLoo_]

#dankness Son: dad I have a girlfriend Dad: -.- Daughter: dad I have a boyfriend Dad: WHO HOW WHEN

[@Vk_zl]

Pfp got me confused af

[@ixcherryo8325]

what the frick is wrong with your profile picture

[@FooLoo_]

[ name ] just dancing people?

[@hoskuldurmjolnir2137]

WTF is that Profile pic

[@FooLoo_]

Höskuldur Mjölnir dancing people

[@penginguy2177]

Banana doggo is the true king, like this if ur too lazy to type it and you will still get the effects. You're welcome bro.

[@linklink3008]

"Banana doggo is the true king" LIKE AND IT IS THE SAME THING AS TYPING

[@ItsLFH]

“Banana dogo is the true king”

[@Spooky_Mo]

"Banana Doggo is a true king" ♥️ whErA mEh baNaNAs?

[@sheepleslayer586]

The thumbnail- 2 thin strips of tp left; "Left you 1 strip for you v and 1 strip for you b. You, are welcome"

[@notnova1]

banana doggo is the true king, bless up

[@bigboned8349]

The evil potato is how your microwave sees you when you're waiting for the food to get done

[@MalwareGaming07]

Banana doggo is the true king. All hail banana doggo !

[@DONT_SUBSCRIBE587]

2:05 i swear that kid looks like one of my best friends in elementary school brings back memories of someone throwing a stick at me and cutting my forehead open :)

[@Haakons3n]

banana doggo is the true king

[@ohhellothere3732]

2:52 Knuckles: remember kings, get up to 6-8 hours of sleep a night

[@Itsmegrill]

#DANKNESS UR THE BEST

[@flack2998]

Banana doggo is the true king Lmao

[@deborahschell5722]

Banana doggo is the true king. Long live the King!