FUNNIEST TEXTS V14

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#Memellion #Dankness

[@mafiaverse1250]

#dankness Her: He's probably think about other girls Him: She probably thinks that I'm probably thinking about other girls

[@babushkasnek3558]

Alr seen

[@pennilessdeity2198]

Ah yes finally

[@cherrycake8546]

Your 100th like OwO

[@kourturel3213]

@@cherrycake8546 Ok OwO UwU 7n7!!!!!

[@ghostiexx111]

“I can’t breathe.” “Just breathe it’s easy.” Oh lol okay, sorry. Why didn’t I think of that?

[@mafia_boss_neto]

Floyd didn't think of that, why too?

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

Reminded me of when Beavis forgot how to urinate.

[@rosssmory7339]

Me:i have a gay friend that sounds like an owl My friend :who Me:O_o

[@etol417]

This is one of the only comment memes that have actually made me laugh out loud

[@lordbrusnic2882]

U forget #dankness

[@ABStriker]

Says "which friend?"

[@wigglyworm1060]

O_o

[@anagonzalez-mm4sz]

someone did that to my math teacher... he knew what the joke was but he still said 'who' please help

[@WintechX]

#dankness Nobody: Kids when they got clothes for christmas: Thomas has never seen such bullshit before

[@Javier-ob2qv]

This comment is so underrated 😂😂

[@helloworld6324]

Lmfao

[@minasverse9492]

OML yes

[@cloudyoreos-deadchannel3600]

DavidGenix yes

[@mangozzz4487]

When #dankness memes are actually funny

[@user-kn1uq4py4t]

*And then a vsco girl sees the thumbnail*

[@simra2272]

UNDERRATEDD

[@thebacongodfather777]

IDGI

[@fansandjams]

AND I O-

[@trollsdontgetblocked9941]

How about N O

[@Nexandr]

Sksksksksk

[@Pdc-ym3dd]

Me: gets Featured by Memellion My brain: Odin is with me #Dankness

[@nevaehcastillo1923]

#dankness Sister: Dad I like girls Lil sister: Dad im also lesbian Dad: is there someone who likes boys Son: I do

[@MM-uw5uj]

How is his back because he’s literally carrying all of our mental health

[@komarunaegi9719]

You dare underestimate the power of a god?!?!?!?!

[@thefandomtraveller4091]

Dis dood’s like as strong as escanor

[@pocketofjoy7]

People when they say KZbin is drunk Basic logic: Out the window #Dankness

[@ashysingsandstreams1451]

@KILLA KAM bruh -.-

[@ImJustJonnY.]

KILLA KAM so annoying we forgot to ask

[@marcosbasbus7031]

Did everyone here self vote their reply???

[@ImJustJonnY.]

Marcos Basbus I did now

[@kindestguy1991]

#Danknes Her: i dont like boys who take BIG risks. Me: attempting to get featured without a letter

[@ohyeahyeah8181]

#Dankness *clears watch history so mom doesn't find out* "Sneak 100"

[@Glossyhin]

“Bro I am dead I can’t reply” lol

[@joanesp100]

I love how the video is narrated!!!! Adds to the humour

[@boeing_RBLX]

"I can't reply, I'm dead man" 🤣

[@omkaramlankrishna9798]

5:37 When the meme guy starts texting. Comunicacion

[@joniroxanne96]

As an IT student, that HTTP bit made me go "Awww.". 🤗

[@theunholycrusader2829]

#Dankness Nobody: literally every twitch streamer in the world: *screams in xenomorph*

[@juno4127]

For those who didnt see the "lol facetime me" one the person who said *general kenobi* facetimed the guy and it turned out he was Ewan McGregor

[@ogras9909]

4:50 Omg I didnt mean to laugh like that-

[@skellz5053]

I clicked this SO Frickin FAST

[@cube4453]

Chicken Burger From Wii Sports yes yes yes you can boi

[@PublixLover69]

Why do you censor KZbin don’t care

[@kieran5099]

Nobody asked

[@themobilegamer1711]

Hi I’m nobody

[@thaeyeeterskorynshapeshift579]

OMG THAT BOY PULLED YOUR TAMPON?! Hahaha! That’s so embarrassing! He shouldn’t even pull it anyway lol

[@brooklynrae4]

My parents a week before my birthday: Brooklyn we’re going to the mall to get you a skateboard Me: ooh yay I can’t wait to use it when we get home My parents: *nope we’re gonna get it IN FRONT OF YOU and not let you have it until then* Me: *cries in bruises* #Dankness

[@atomicexistentialism8428]

4:27 Hey! That's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Genuinely I posted that on reddit. Nice to see it's made the rounds

[@johansajan2769]

Damn 2 minutes and I’m still the 34 th comment Way to go Memellion

[@frintling7717]

Seriusly? Wow

[@dailysacrificedoublee]

Considering texting a random number and sending a picture of my collection of 54 rubber ducks, saying "Consider this a freaking warning." "Oops, wrong person." Them: "Who's the right person?" "Who the [nope] is the right person!?" Me: "**duck**"

[@Heather-wk5nv]

This is so hecking beautiful!

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

Oh yeah, I heard the "all ducks walk on 2 legs" gag before, I'd almost forgotten about it. That's a good trick.

[@tinyfish74]

3:01 IMA DO THAT because someone is keep flirting with me when im not interest in him. THANKS KZbin ONCES AGAIN.

[@fareedaxjoy]

#dankness Guy 1: **bangs the wall 4x times** Guy 2: “I want you in my room, let’s spend the night together-“

[@andreipopa5794]

Me:listens to music My headphones:volume limit exceed. #Dankness

[@S1n_The_Rat]

I’m trying too drink my soda but I can’t because I spit it onto my phone and start wheezing, I don’t think I’m ok.

[@Sh4rkzz._]

#dankness When you clean up/wash your vacuum Does… That mean YOURE THE VACUUM NOW?!? -illuminati music starts playing-

[@Mikesternk]

Ahhh yes, a man of tik tok 😅😅

[@xxblueberryxxplays6284]

HoLY SH*T ITS TRUE

[@bbsasmr5011]

#Dankness Dog: **craps on karens lawn** Karen: let me speak with your manager!

[@frintling7717]

Oh man I cracked up so hard on this

[@bbsasmr5011]

@Noa Kober ok? Guess u just have a bad sense of humor..

[@ShaylenS23]

These were hilarious

[@L1lly.p4dz]

I was laughing so hard at the mouse and the duck joke

[@Iamz123]

Omg that David one got me good

[@crimsonclasher781]

I loved these memes

[@slinder1236]

no one: me: JUST NOW RELIZES YOUR YOUR PROFILE PIC IS A REFERANCE TO ANIME.

[@konstantintodorov1096]

Idk if im first but ik im early Love the vids Keep up with the good memes

[@mhalover4935]

nobody me: *what happens to the graves when a grave yard is sold*

[@frintling7717]

I am genuinly scared what if my house has old graves 25 ft below?

[@scribbles998]

Free real estate

[@thomaszboss3411]

Shounen mc : Gets "killed" by the villain All the side characters : We're all gonna die #Dankness

[@bakatoaster6000-yt]

#DANKNESS My friend: what mouse walks on two legs? Me: uhhh idk My friend: mikey mouse What duck walks on two legs? Me: all ducks walk on two legs- My friend: no Donald duck Me: *visible confusion*

[@akiramochi3978]

2:06 Those people are freaking LEGENDS!

[@clover5179]

#dankness Her: He is probably thinking about other girls Him: Yes, I am thinking about other girls.

[@screm521]

#dankness When ur Doggo steps on LEGO You: depressed coffin dance

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

I once brought my dog to the vet for step on lego. She gave the dog an ice pack. School nurse vetto

[@yasminkhan7210]

#Dankness Mom: Dinners day come now Me: I cant eat I'm having stomach ache because I ate to many cookies Mom:Why you little!!!!

[@floradarko2104]

Who else loves this guy's voice?😹

[@immilu]

Me its so buetiful

[@メメメメ]

Lol it’s a voice over and it’s an ai voice

[@mira-bx4rq]

#dankness Nobody: Me at 2:47am: **watching funny text vids** 👁👄👁

[@MyNames_55]

6:21 lmao

[@MaztRPwn]

MAYA HEE! I'M FUCKING DYING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I gotta use that one

[@ii_frah]

the thumbnail is funny-

[@graham6579]

#dankness mom: *vacuuming the floor* me: *sitting on the couch* mom: what are you looking at? me: you because you asked

[@jedinight235]

1:25 that is the HARDEST friend zone I have EVER seen.

[@aydenjett6753]

her: hes probably thinking about other girls him: how many pokemon can i catch in a day

[@bakatoaster6000-yt]

1:47 someone did this to me but instead they said Donald duck was the answer when I said all ducks XD

[@abgmurrell4074]

4:51 next text: oh no

[@darwinkim2919]

#dankness my mom: why did you just burst out laughing at your grandmother's funeral?? me: uh..sorry...

[@real_smilegamez]

0:25 thats literally me lol

[@kbb_unknown]

5:15 i like that picture cute green pig

[@amethystkittygamer6918]

8:31 when your moms name is charles

[@papabeardiscgolf1781]

#Dankness Covid: *Stays evil and bad* Thanksgiving: :o my time to shin- Covid: FRENZY

[@PigletShady]

So many different doggos

[@rainystargacha4089]

WHY IT SO FUNNY!!!!!

[@rosykindbunny1313]

Bnuuy caught me so off guard

[@AL1ST3R_DoesStuff]

2:00 new favourite meme-

[@epicpikachugx3769]

5:59 FLEX TAPE CANT FIX THAT

[@nikey7988]

8:28 I don’t think Charles is going to be his/her mothers name

[@evioresquire]

My friend: *talking about kpop dramas* Me: *banging my head on the wall because I don't understand kpop dramas* #Dankness

[@theythembarbie]

Does it work- Memellion Memellion Memellion

[@minasverse9492]

I need to use that "Maya Hee" one on someoneeeeeee

[@V1kingTiger]

oooooooooo the last one is the best

[@johnrunningen2992]

#dankness me: when somebody's found my Pokemon The world: bring crazy with the coronavirus

[@thaeyeeterskorynshapeshift579]

Kate and Duplikate... PUNS

[@blastoiseboy2362]

2:41 the basis of Sauske and Sakura’s relationship

[@kristhalock5640]

Surgeon:performs 12 hour surgery” Friend:thank the lord Surgeon:am I a joke to you? #dankness

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

9:44 best mom ever.

[@brevinwestfall1619]

#Dankness My dog: staring through the window Me: Calls out my dog My dog: still staring through the window👀 Me: 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@halcyondays4922]

9:48 I’m going to be like that too.

[@akk0dha518]

#Dankness When your in hospital and iron man walks in:

[@arcticfox4820]

Did you just call Miku an anime character... *Weebs shall retalliate!!!!*

[@goatzillalachevre2356]

#Dankness Nobody: Governments around the world: Stay away from people who might be infected, and avoid physical contact overall People in France: *casually shake hands, go cheek to cheek and talk inches of one another's face* Also people in France: oH mY, tHaT vIrUs Is SpReAdInG

[@whosqmg]

#Dankness When you ask your teacher that you want to go to the restroom, you were going to the cafeteria

[@myx9588]

#dankness Me : tries to get featured in the next video Memellion : *i'm gonna pretend I didn't see that*

[@Rbobloxboy]

#Dankness him: I'm going to kill here if we have a baby her listening to what he said: IM GOING TO DIE IF I TELL HIM!

[@King_Rajan]

1:06 🤣🤣🤣🤣 last straw 1:14 friendzoned 😅😅😅

[@benansanlier9103]

4:25 OK WHERE GETTING IN THIS OLD ROMANION SONG . MIYAHI MAYAHO MAYAHA MAYAHAHA

[@greenpixel716]

10:32 let's be real. OBAMA fits as a cartoon character, not anime. He means miku hatsune at his shirt.

[@arandomperson3011]

8:30 me hearing this and starts sing 100 bad days

[@escapedalienfromarea5166]

How much Darth Vader music do you want in the prequels - George Lucas - YES.

[@saltyturtles_7789]

#Dankness Me:knowing full well im not getting featured Also me: I can still try!

[@YasmineTheBaker]

Me: roses are red May: violets are blue Me: other flowers have colors too #T2M

[@Kubanezi]

6:32 had me dead

[@samtdl8639]

Cool

[@AkameRaven]

Dat fish dogh

[@yeetusdeletus5425]

I texted my mom a image with a beanut butter and now she disowned Me #dankness

[@HalfTelevision]

Nice!!

[@Thatonepepperyguy]

0:46 this gave me a stroke

[@ARandomPersonWhoMakesVids]

Coronavirus is a person playing plague inc on god computer

[@coldbricks4436]

Jerry walks on 2 legs

[@TheHeroBanjo]

Me, everyone, everyone in the ducking universe: more, MORE #DANKNESS