FUNNIEST TEXTS

FUNNIEST TEXTS
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[@VaazkLShorts]

SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE! DROP SOME IDEAS! DAILY MEME VIDEOS!

[@fates6315]

👍

[@irebosileolaolopade8880]

YIPEEEE ALSO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO USED THE YT EMOJOS SOMETIMES

[@xyborg3252]

Day 380 of asking for the music used in these videos to be listed in the description

[@Jugj038]

Bloopers pls

[@sausagegaming78]

Lord of the rings memes day 35

[@Spicylittletrees]

“Stop texting my girlfriend.” “Our girlfriend.” As a wise man said, “sharing is caring.”

[@Serious-senpai]

Damn

[@Ari_Fudu]

[@visitbolivia1218]

*Soviet anthem plays*

[@The-ULMR]

@@visitbolivia1218SOYUZ NEKROSHIMI RESPUBLIK SVOBODNIK

[@khoaitaynuong1062]

the russian dream

[@Therealbaconadventures]

The way she said DIED TODAY! So enthusiastically

[@coledakers6127]

0:05

[@GodSquadGamingwasTaken]

She?

[@CreativeName56]

@@GodSquadGamingwasTakenyes because the mother is a woman

[@sait_rainworld]

​@@GodSquadGamingwasTaken Yes, someone's mother said "The very first boy I ever kissed DIED today!!"

[@GodSquadGamingwasTaken]

@@sait_rainworld ohhhhhhh I thought that the original comment was calling the narrator a she. Thanks for clearing that up!

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

I love the person who was “Eating chips” The dedication they have for their chips is awesome! 👌🏻👏🏻

[@GeometryHGK]

just like me :)

[@JupiterGamingEX]

"Were you born on a highway, because accidents happen" I'm dead😆💀💀

[@SasamuelTheCool]

Im pretty sure he got that from SpongeBob, the chef bob episode.

[@Indiez12]

I AM USING THAT

[@blank_2052]

Breathn't got me wheezing

[@Noobthedood]

With breathn’t you can’t be affording to

[@kairavpatel1392]

bro gave u breathn't

[@ChairGang3]

Bro was buggin at the end

[@mmplusz]

0:53 “What are you going to do now?” “I don’t know. I didn’t think I’d get this far.”

[@MainSlayGD]

0:26 "I am the globglobgagalab the shabl-" -sonic

[@yihongchen430]

lolll i saw that video too

[@irebosileolaolopade8880]

these are indeed texts. and they are indeed the funniest.

[@justsomewendigowithinterne7062]

3:16 that is an ATROCIOUSLY accurate meow bro 😤

[@music-lv3dl]

IT WAS

[@Vanta526]

I THOUGHT IT SAID ORTHODONTALLY *spawns wings as I die*

[@justsomewendigowithinterne7062]

@@Vanta526 personally, i drop several thousand gold, silver and blue Lego studs when I die.

[@Indiez12]

meow~

[@justsomewendigowithinterne7062]

@@Indiez12 "meow" personally, I go "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@AmyWall-mt4og]

"I have bad news." "So do I. Michael was cheating on me." "I have good news. I hit him with my car." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SSNNPBCC]

I love the idea the dad would much rather have the sun watching nsfw than listen to Justin Bieber

[@DeadpoolioTheAmazing69]

Yea... The sun can't be listening to Justin Bieber... It's a sun!

[@cadefilms4072]

What about a daughter

[@Sansleskeleton]

0:20 Close enough, welcome home Joseph Joestar

[@bulolo_wilber]

Emilion: "I think I just turned to the right Paige" Paige: "Oh you absolutely have. Although unfortunately I've heard that pun Emilion times" Emilion: "There's no way you just did that" lmao 4:14

[@cristxllized]

HOW DID HE MAKE THAT SOUND AT 3:21 😭

[@VanillaIceCream-d2w]

He's British, have you not seen Lady McGonagall in the first 5 mins of Harry Potter???

[@ViorbyX]

If someone writes you "Never text me again", then answer them "Back to a cave, huh?"

[@TheGamerAnimator]

SHE DIED TODAY! *casually enthusiastically*

[@emiomg_]

3:16 hey bro, imma need you to repeat that “meow” a couple more hundred times.

[@Ari_Fudu]

you have a problem

[@Ghostlord-e7y]

Were gonna do taxes 💀💀💀😂😂😂 bro couldn’t take a hint for shit

[@kokukun6907]

just for the ending alone you got a new sub that got me laughing

[@MereanaMordegardGlesgorvv]

6:48 TAXES IS CRAZY BRO

[@EcoMeeco2]

Even though most of these are probably staged they're still funny

[@ehur-s8u]

According to Wikipedia, the safe distance from Chernobyl is 30 kilometers, since we all know DM's are more toxic than Chernobyl, two steps WOULD NOT be enough. ☝🤓

[@sughra0310]

smart ass!

[@ehur-s8u]

@@sughra0310 yes.

[@SirAspenMoon_TheGoodestGoodBoy]

ever just message random numbers with real area codes and have a real conversation with a stranger? once I quite literally messaged a psychopath and he lived in complete filth. he had a hoarding problem.

[@kakahass8845]

0:44 what if he has 2 daughters though? Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

[@Outerscale]

16:45, to start you off, have a pickup line I must be tacobell, cause I'll be in and out of you in 15 minutes

[@El-Aziz_El-Jasimi]

That's wild bruh 💀

[@supasunotchi3355]

The end.

[@NavyBlue-SkzATE]

10:58 The Harry Potter reference got me Wheezing 😂😂😭😆🤣

[@Z38_US]

15:48 her not typing to text while driving is a massive W

[@dogdiaries]

Michael got hit with karma by the best friend. 🤣🤣🤣 Nice! 👍🏾

[@princeleefelix]

15:30 this is my new fav twitter user (title previously held by lil nas x)

[@memysefl1054]

Then "Bruh" spam at 17:53 got me rolling

[@erica4pres2044]

On the one with the drafted text about yard work, my brain was going "SEND IT! NOW! I DARE YOU!" what's wrong with me 😭😭

[@TheSlayingSlicer]

You have to do a video on funniest texts (pick up lines) 😂

[@600quality]

0:45 of course it won't happen again

[@AJD-dx6fc]

Their is proof VaazkL has emotion and the last one is funny

[@IfYouAreReadingThisHi]

GROW MARIO GROW!

[@Geraldandme]

Lol

[@BrianSeaGreen]

Yes do a pickup lines video we are all still single

[@LucyMaxham]

"what breed is your father?" really got me!! 😆

[@The_Alchemist112]

“DIED TODAY!”

[@StingzVRGTAG]

The first one was the day I was born bro😭

[@AppleSauce9492]

This guys voice is so nice and calming

[@sarahdoeseverything0419]

“Fella pupa” 😭🙏🏽

[@KenBladehart]

Breath'nt That is so accurate

[@kj117br5]

10:58 you underestimate the power of a JoJo fan

[@Aero_JetFlyerOfficial]

Bud taking Jessica's virginity is wild🙏💀😭

[@d1nodray]

At least he promised not to do it again... wait...

[@fabioferreira6266]

I am watching this at night and I cant make noises. I am going to die, bc i want to laugh so bad that i will pass out

[@No_thanks_you]

STAY SKIBIDI MY LITTLE SIGMAS

[@WWFrank]

13:33 that's a missed opportunity to uno reverse

[@Majora404err01r]

6:40 Elon Musk if he was a woman.

[@AddisonChristansen.]

When FBI got your back

[@shieldgenerator7]

0:37 yeah its called hypothermia

[@snowskul4103]

Bro is THAUUUURSTYYY stop it

[@mang4260]

"you take my daughter's virginity" "sorry, it will not happen again" ---> Most be the most funny factual response i've ever read ^^

[@cadefilms4072]

😊 0:53 I thought he would say woof woof woof woof woof

[@babs-clips]

Vaaz has lost it "Panera"

[@PheonixKing08]

this one had me rolling

[@thebestdecepticonSoundwave]

I was watching VaazkL when this was uploaded!

[@silenceyang6980]

Lmao nyoom nyoom nyoom 🚗

[@MereanaMordegardGlesgorvv]

1:52 why do you wanna talk about the united states😂😂😂😂

[@JedWasBord16]

Why **don’t** you want to talk about the unites states?

[@SoreiLovesMel]

video idea: random clips from your videos with you just saying silly stuff like the outro in this video, or like a bloopers one with clips where you struggle to pronounce things

[@Just_a_Spyder]

18:00 hmmm... quite suspicious

[@gamerxcool]

0:46 virginity restored

[@M0rtal-S0ul]

6:43 he sounded so panicked about having to do taxes

[@I_dunno_who_does]

Cheese burger

[@wafflesonthursdaynightsYUM]

I was thinking something more..... adult Wanna do taxes?

[@Pterodactyl_2000BC]

Battlefront 2 reference 😎

[@SSNNPBCC]

Where

[@Pterodactyl_2000BC]

At the beginning. The clones with the “sector is clear” “Not clear! I repeat, not clear!”

[@chymja]

0:55 YES YES!

[@escaped_cephalopod]

It’s been a week of me asking for ocean memes

[@Crabulouss]

I want that too

[@escaped_cephalopod]

@@Crabulouss I mean, your profile pic is a crab. So, understandable.

[@Crabulouss]

@@escaped_cephalopod yes yes!

[@matthewrajagukguk5406]

God this is so good

[@papyrus_52]

0:54 only in dreams

[@SD120TOMB]

6:41 Ohhh dear ヤンデレ.

[@jsl151850b]

0:03 *Kindly explain this joke as it sounds sad.*

[@jkav_17]

0:46 he’s technically not wrong

[@Zenitricious]

What if she has a sister?

[@jkav_17]

@@Zenitricious but he wont take that daughter’s virginity again

[@KomaCrushesU]

6:13 is wild 💀

[@jjduo622]

3:42 AGH HAHAAHAHAHH

[@clowny3605]

I always love how people only comment on like the first memes in the episode, how many people actually get through the whole thing?

[@vicenterodriguezalcalde7198]

0:52 What breed is your father? 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥💯💯

[@officialprinqce]

15:19 LMFAOOOOOOO

[@MereanaMordegardGlesgorvv]

3:44 LMAO

[@connneryoung2955]

My whole gc

[@aquamarie3117]

16:56 I like this guy

[@juST_LuKe-fw1ck]

"27 views in 1 minute bro pop-" *gets threatened* "ok chill out bro"

[@Yourlocalpyhco]

500 points to griffindor

[@Ruby_Dude55]

'It won't happen again' I mean...

[@Your_friendly-raine-cloud]

arcane memes for 40 minuts

[@peril746]

ive never been this early to a video it feels so wrong

[@GavFavGaming]

I actually had another person do the one at 1:00 to me 😂😂

[@snigdhadas6284]

One of my crush's name is Jake

[@morganisapro8k]

2:40 uhh they got the texts the wrong way round...

[@TopazLemon]

jake's done for

[@Alice_was-here_1999]

1:52 story of my life 🥲

[@galixypawerpack]

The funniest text that has happened was between my brother and my mom, it went like this: You want pirogies? Yea. Crispy or boiled? Boiled. L L What?

[@AxolotlFan329]

That thumbnail 💀

[@Swiftkitten88]

4:42.. this one hurts

[@JoinTheVictoriousVoyage]

"I like your profile picture" *I'm Removing It* "I like your status" *I'm Removing It* "I like Your Shirt" *I'm Removing It.......*

[@Usernameisrandom00]

1:48 then they say they’re single

[@aquamarie3117]

3:01 look at their names

[@Pimmie0132]

bro just gave up talking