Kevin Bridges Finds Call of Duty Far Too Intense | Universal Comedy

Kevin Bridges discusses how computer games have changed too much, and reminisces on the amazing summer of sport we've just had.
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[@usykthegoat]

"Bet ya never knew ya uncle eddie could play c.o.d, boys" 😂😂😂😂

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

*cod In this context, it isn't an acronym.

[@usykthegoat]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 Fair point.

[@joeb2487]

"After this we'll play Smoked Haddock. Same rules, different fish."

[@AB-gz9yb]

Pfft grammar police

[@ross638]

Surely everybody would prefer that some fans were misconstrued as opposed to not being interested, so, nice one

[@lurpakspreadable4994]

“Same rules, different fish” creased me 😂 guy’s delivery is next level

[@deanryan8725]

The content is amazing but his strength is that he’s just naturally funny

[@Jesse__H]

Those are always the best comedians, imo. Eddie Izard comes to mind, too, as someone who has great material, but really he's just a naturally funny person.

[@nonormies2837]

If you say so

[@mattbramley2363]

Scottish**

[@sarahdixon6011]

Yep, I also think it's his lovely open face.

[@papajmegg1774]

naw his strenght is that he’s scottish and we’re fuckin comedy geniuses

[@enigel1969]

He says outrageous stuff and then he smiles the sweetest smile in the world! I wonder if he knows how innocent his smile is.

[@jamesdspaderf2883]

hahaha he would have practiced that 'innocent' smile for hours....c'onnnnn lmao

[@Loctorak]

@@jamesdspaderf2883 maybe - some gestures come naturally. But I agree that there's no way he isn't aware of what people think of it

[@khabibsbear5190]

Do you play any sports, what do you play? 'Aye, anything you want' 😂😂

[@GravyJesus]

Clearly scripted

[@khabibsbear5190]

@@GravyJesus Don't think so myself but you never know

[@sambrown1144]

GravyJesus na look at the guy he is not impressed

[@AD270479]

@@GravyJesus let me guess, I bet you say that every time a comedian interacts with an audience? … Ever thought about entering the 'para'lympics?

[@GravyJesus]

@@AD270479 Forgot about this comment. Yes it's clearly a scripted interaction - a lot of comedians do it. "Anything you want to play" is a really bizarre answer and is clearly there to just set up his joke. Not hating on Kevin think he's brilliant.

[@dougiemiller5030]

"Same rules.... Different fish"!! Superb

[@swine13]

"Superb, Kev. This'll be your bit in no time!"

[@Slemoster]

Kevin is just a naturally funny guy. Like, if you watch him in any behind the scenes or on the street, you'll see he is basically the same. He is witty and funny.

[@raheemabdul1066]

i agree but hes just a naturally funny guy

[@mikeyp0131]

@@raheemabdul1066 that’s what makes him a minted comedian

[@ServiceNowTeacher]

"Not seeing if you're coming oot"

[@user-ht4mo5sj5q]

"For a game of kirby" had me 🤣🤣

[@AK00777]

'Same game, different fish' LOL! GAWD! He's funny AF!

[@aiaunlimited2672]

we have fish, move outta the way when we get close to them

[@usualyskint]

Congratulations to anyone out of Scotland or UK who got the Usain Bolt joke.

[@karanbirsinghbhullar]

I didn't care to explain

[@neilomac]

@@karanbirsinghbhullar "You sayin'? *tch* Bolt!" = "What are you saying to me? Remove yourself from the vicinity with haste, good sir!"

[@karanbirsinghbhullar]

@@neilomac got it thank you

[@joshdavidsoncowx1286]

Scotland’s in the UK.

[@genericwhitemale6089]

@@joshdavidsoncowx1286 haw haw naw

[@George-xd1no]

“I better go and buy a poppy” everyone after ghost and roach died in MW2

[@daniellynch654]

Hope ye never plays warzone 😂😂

[@serfriend2900]

I better go and buy a poppy... 😂

[@kerryalbany3922]

Lmao haven't seen this for a while forgot how funny he is, made my Wednesday

[@ginge641]

"There's a storyline." Best joke of the video.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

I mean, in the World War games there is... well, at least in the campaign. After all, it is based after the actual world wars.

[@mustev1578]

Trey Atkins he’s saying the story line is awful

[@coreyrees840]

“No chance that’s the fuckin shallow end” 😂😂😂 I’m a grown man and I’m ugly crying here

[@silkuk8417]

Haha "bit busy now for a game of curby " 🤣

[@kristianfletcher7995]

You could listen to this man forever.Hes quality.

[@laurenpae6465]

Actual tears rolling down my face, I love this man - so proud of my Scottish heritage ❤

[@nebularain3338]

Scottish isn't a race, it's a nationality. There's no hereditary traits involved.

[@mikeyp0131]

Where’re you from? ❤️

[@douglaspate9314]

Me too. I sometimes wonder if I could ever manage to get through a show of his. I have to stop the clips to rest my stomach from my laughter. And I can't watch him before I start work or go to a meeting as I will have tell tale tear marks down my cheeks.

[@LFOVCF]

Can you imagine seeing the world through his eyes? He must spend all day people watching and laughing to himself. "I know George, but it's every ****in' Saturday " 🤣

[@mistermagnifico]

I thought Paralympics was short for paralysed Olympics

[@LouieAblett]

😳🤣🤣🤣

[@mattl5797]

2 weeks of, what, mouth assisted table tennis?

[@100pcRenewables]

Similarly, I thought para was short for paraplegic, but, of course, that's silly as there are only some people who are paraplegics competing.

[@Foreignhedgehog]

@sol walker His dim what?

[@TheNoobPube]

@@Foreignhedgehog his dim sum

[@alundavies5784]

I've put some kind of filter on my phone which shows me subtitles on the audio, it's about 40% accurate and adds to the hilarity

[@zak-a-roo264]

That's gotta be hilarious, gonna try it

[@GetOnTheFloor82]

Class comedian. Love his stuff. Side splitting. Best comic for me since Lee Evans.

[@Stella-0210]

I had to spend every Sunday morning at the football pitch with my twins when they were 10! Thank goodness for the brew and bacon butty van!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍

[@arranduncan183]

Kevin is definitely the funniest man on the fucking earth playing with a cod

[@kieronjdonovan]

That actually reminded me of my coach as a kid. He would round us up at half time and point at people and call them crap and throw stuff what a prick he was.

[@Ermac391]

Did ye aye

[@georgefoster8133]

It's actually embarrassing how close this is to the truth 😂

[@Loctorak]

Don't get me wrong, that's awful and should never have happened, but holy mother of God thats the funniest mental picture I've had all day. 😂

[@somaannawaz2847]

Not many in the modern era that are f**king hilarious. But this guy is class at his trade

[@samidhchoudhury5809]

No my man. There are several.

[@niallcarroll6382]

Samidh Choudhury like who

[@a.t.t.g8359]

@@niallcarroll6382 Russell Howard, Josh Widdicombe, you saying that you can't name one person who's paid to be funny that's actually funny

[@somaannawaz2847]

That's why I said 'not many'. I never said there's none ahaha

[@francesbaldwin2526]

I watch these shorts over and over and laugh every time. He is brilliant. I will go see him when he comes to Edinburgh for sure.

[@sn4rff]

he's not wrong about youth coaches.

[@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect]

He even had the irritable stance down

[@georgefoster8133]

He is absolutely bang on.... unfortunately I liked the fancy stuff and had this hurled at me on a few occasions 😂😂

[@Swashbuckler9x]

"An athletics event for acid casualties" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking reitirin maet

[@zak-a-roo264]

" acid casualty" is awesome, Americans need to adopt that one!!

[@paultaylor701]

Same game, different fish...he is brilliant.

[@dunbass7149]

Paul Taylor aye we all watched the same video

[@88Switches]

''Kinda busy the noo for a gaem a curby...'' Fuckin pissed myself XD

[@23ograin53]

I know, George, but it's every fucking saturday! LOL

[@hip2thabone_da_sticky1]

“Both eyebrows are missing!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kirsteengooden8907]

Very very funny material but it's all in the delivery. Like Billy Connolly, this is a naturally funny man.

[@tomoconnor1986]

This guy is absolutely hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

[@johnderipper4075]

WARNING: dont take a swig of beer while watching this guy as you dont know when the punch line is coming and your laptop is going to get a wash while you choke on a fosters

[@kindredtoast3439]

Thanks for the warning. I was sipping on some wine earlier.

[@Matty.Hill_87]

"same rules, different fish" 😭😂

[@caffeinatedbuffalosauce883]

So much culture in this video

[@whatthe1274]

This guy is one of my favourite comedians

[@scottishalwaysdixie1638]

THE BEST OF GLASGOW PATTER 👌 fvcking Brilliant 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@ALLMETAL1970]

Why a v instead of u, are you a black metal person

[@scottishalwaysdixie1638]

@@ALLMETAL1970 yeah not Glaswegian so fvck explaining it too yeah 💩

[@ALLMETAL1970]

@@scottishalwaysdixie1638 do yov like trve kvlt black metal

[@adamcupples8082]

"Same rules different fish" my fav line from this

[@thompson223]

He gets what people in Scotland are like so accurately its actually amazing 😂

[@tweetiepie551]

How? Hes fae glesga, dya think he was raised in a cave?

[@thompson223]

@@tweetiepie551 calm yourself. Not everyone knows how things go down round here. He nailed it with this one

[@basstedson]

@@tweetiepie551 almost chief, but I would have chosen flung up.

[@TheNoobPube]

Not like he's from there or anything

[@n0body550]

tweetie pie Hes not FAE glesga, he lives there now, but not FAE glesga

[@petercopley1242]

Brilliant, and his expressions when telling the story 👏 🤣

[@elliothunter2579]

"Game of cod" - Wait, TF2 is back in fashion :D ? *Scout joke*

[@garrydunbar1535]

Kev and Boyke make me watch comedy , Sweaty Evans , Al Murray , Manford Bishop etc couldn't lace the Scots boots , real life, effortless stories that we can all understand and get , flawless geniuses

[@Jake-mq4ji]

This guy is the best comedian to ever bless the UK 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@sarabradley4143]

Only comedian who can make me laugh so much

[@proudpict2057]

Same rules different fish!

[@sarelito9202]

One super funny guy! A wizard of comedy.

[@ewancockcroft9448]

I better go and buy a poppy 😂😂😂

[@pd2772]

😂 😂 Thank you for the laughs.. Seriously..! 😂 🙏😜

[@nyob4938]

Wow auto captions are hilarious. KZbin isn't keen on his accent 😂🤣

[@ghostninja0105]

This reminds me to that elevator sketch where the lift doesnt understand the scottish accent, great banter that is

[@Lenriak]

Damn, and the only time the captions get more than 5 words in a row right is when he's speaking in an accent. :D

[@jazzx251]

@@ghostninja0105 You should see my mother communicating with Alexa ... fun times!

[@callmedaniel8260]

I turned them on and boy, you are not kidding. I have trouble understanding a lot of what he says but I am doing better than the captioning....

[@united1990]

ghostninja010 eleven!

[@katiedid1851]

Kevin has the perfect funny face. And delivery.

[@robert25606]

just watched this with the subtitles,fucikg hilarious,not a single sentence is right 😂😂😂

[@ghostej156]

Ya we prick translated to ill be back ha

[@dant8701]

The coach part is so true mine was exactly like that

[@Tictacpanter]

"That's mingen" hah haven't heard that for a long time (Canada)

[@brian8861]

mingen eh

[@robertmcdonald6953]

True story guy on x box live abusing a kid on call of duty online called him some choice names. The boy who was caught up in this wonderful example of full on put down turned out to be his son playing in another room he then recognises the voice. It was his own dad, must have been his soft dulcet tones of gaming wrath lol

[@shrimpeye]

He surely meant the guy in the blue shirt in the front row hahaha

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

- What's your name? - Chris. - Chress. Good man.

[@joejitsu034]

Fucking love this guy. Can’t find his “house rice” story anywhere though 😭

[@themooseman8410]

Try typing in hoose rice

[@joejitsu034]

lol thanks mate. I have but still can’t find it

[@emmams5]

@@joejitsu034 www.dailymotion.com/video/x5whojf

[@Loctorak]

@@themooseman8410 I love that that was a reasonable thing to suggest

[@weirdstonk729]

look for kevin bridges sleepover from hell, it's in that video

[@ghostshimagaming1136]

I think a lot of people need to clear the cod out from there ears because I can understand him perfectly

[@waters_sam]

Thanks auto-generated subtitles!

[@alexanderhamilton1369]

Saurav Yadav so funny

[@alexholmes7275]

Lol can you imagine a paralytic olympics

[@johncheetham7789]

🤣 stomach hurts through laughing.

[@snelgrave101]

I stayed in a small village just outside of Glasgow and every Sunday there was a football match at the local pitch, there was one guy just shouting obscene abuse the whole match and you could hear him from ANY street, without fail every week, no kidding.

[@SuperAshy1]

The amount of times I've rewatched this video just for the joke that starts ahh fuck you Jamie 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonneerotten7605]

I watch all Kevin Bridges clips with the Subtitles/CC on. a lot of extra entertainment. try it.

[@DigitalDaffodil]

1:26 almost all of his jokes are about the end of a party

[@lynngreene1993]

LOVE KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@abbieshipton3909]

I love you kev

[@matbroomfield]

It's not the coaches you wanna worry about; it's the mental dads living vicariously through their kids. Some of them are psychopathic.

[@Medicina2024]

Same rules different fish followed by buy a poppy - sheer Genius

[@KelbPanthera]

I'm still not entirely convinced that "Usain Bolt" isn't a stage name. Seriously, a sprinter named "Bolt?" That's one hell of a coincidence.

[@bremCZ]

There was a lawyer in my town named Sue Yu.

[@carlofe8207]

Jesus Christ that scottish accent haha perfectly fits what he's saying but I'm almost a C2 english level and still I missed way too many jokes

[@beakycole9211]

Im born and raised in the UK mate with a degree in English..& we still cant understand a fuckin word they say across the border..we're starting to wonder if they even use actual words and not just a series of throat spasms..

[@carlofe8207]

@@beakycole9211 during some jokes i was asking myself "May this be albanian or something?" 😂

[@mjw5444]

Easy to und er stand, geordies have thick accents too but it's easy to understand either

[@carlofe8207]

@@mjw5444 mhh yeah Mr Native Speaker. Try to be Italian as I am (or actually of any other nationality) and we will see how easy it is :'D

[@eddiewhite7309]

@@beakycole9211 i can understand him perfectly but then again, i'm Glaswegian 😁

[@jimmccormack7507]

The Scottish Irish. 😂

[@marcmarrs5283]

Different class 🤣🤣🤣

[@villevirtanen00]

Hahaaa with the cod in your cousin's living room, slapping people

[@incognito8219]

Holy moly more people here than a TED talk

[@tommunism8778]

1:16 got me

[@marklloyd4087]

I'd better go buy a poppy 🤣🤣🤣

[@Wrisx]

I can’t be the only 1 that only understands about half the sentence everytime😂😂 makes it more funny aswell😂

[@TalkBurnleyFC]

so funny brilliant

[@thomasfinlay280]

Turn captions on for another laugh

[@williamtaylor874]

Genious

[@owencampbell8799]

Hilarious 🤣

[@connorvale9620]

As an under 8's coach I found this funny 😂

[@thisthat2528]

bang on regarding the coaches

[@franciscofajardo4135]

ON HIS OWN,,CLASS,,😂😂😂😂

[@maxsuttora]

Turn on auto captions if you watch this it’s amazing.

[@theohazle5234]

WTF .......too funny

[@AthelstanEngland]

LOL "no breen just said fuck dice" !!

[@revolutions88]

Man alive that guy got ripped to shreds in front of thousands

[@tweetiepie551]

That was not being ripped to shreds,that was a friendly response.

[@revolutions88]

@@tweetiepie551 k

[@joannaedssay5988]

Absolutely love Kev I N

[@rrbaggett7]

I can understand him perfectly well but turned on the closed captions just for shits and giggles. Jeezus & all his carpenters, it was a scream & a half! Just as I was recovering, the mental image of a sign language interpreter crossed my mind & I was doubled over again.

[@michaelharrison3602]

I'm a londoner never been to Scotland got no Scottish

[@PpAirO5]

Love that accent 😊

[@Anon-.-]

Ahhh kirby!

[@martinyable]

He is spot on with the sat football unfortunately.

[@seanotoole8019]

3:04 I dunno what he said hahahaha

[@flankspeed]

He's kinda busy right now for a game of kerby. It's a game that kids play with a ball and the kerb of the road.

[@seanotoole8019]

Iain MacLennan not all hero’s wear capes ❤️

[@dominicking3217]

When he said cod was the biggest computer game I heard notch crying

[@SgtSayWhat]

This is from like 2012/13 COD was the biggest computer game then

[@ThatRoddy]

I thought the para in Paralympics meant Paraplegic...🤔

[@Louis-qd5sw]

I always thought ‘para’ lympic meant like paraplegic 😂

[@georgeirwin3511]

I got some of that this time! I'm learning Scottish!! I'm Tri-Lingual!!!