FUNNY ANIME "SUB VS DUB" MOMENTS #2 | Ghost Stories

[@deandredukes95]

It feels like an abridged dub than an actual one

[@krankees]

Well it's not

[@cestalia]

Believe me, this shit is official dub. GOD BLESS THIS ANIME

[@echo8933]

Essentially

[@zackrose6261]

Now imagine if every dub had the freedom the ghost stories dub had. cx

[@parkchimmin7913]

Zack Rose Then Free! 50% Off would be the official dub

[@Lounqx0]

The sub is so inoccent while the dub on the other hand well we wont talk about that

[@BEEFY-hu8gl]

Awesomely Lounqx! Thats why the sub was so boring it sucked in Japan

[@tofidu]

Everybody here already talkes about it

[@BlazingInferno00]

U kidding?! The dub is ALL I wanna talk about

[@1clairvoyant]

Lounqx us Americans are terrible 😂

[@ratkingdom4997]

At least the dub is funny

[@Catie-n7d]

3:45 *because youre in my way. Duh* Iconic

[@margarethmichelina5146]

If Billie Eilish is a ghost

[@Urrmum]

He’s got a point

[@zombies4evadude24]

Wow I’m the 1000th like

[@noir4299]

let us out *you ass*

[@xhere14]

😂😂 yoooo

[@ArcyGoldenSnowTV]

*"Jesus loves me COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS"* 😂🤣

[@ITSAMARII]

That part GOT me! 👏🤣

[@pebkac1245]

when i quote it, it gets removed, how lame i died at 9:41

[@BlahajGoesNom]

@Mr7Reality This I know* For the Bible tells me so

[@tsuyoitheknowledgeowl1225]

It got me good lol

[@ArcyGoldenSnowTV]

@@tsuyoitheknowledgeowl1225 same

[@cara7450]

"Sub is better than dub" Me:

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

kokichi kinnie this is an exception

[@lunix3259]

A rare phenomenon

[@blazingexil4003]

I hate it when people say that Japanese is superior to English. It’s more like the original for the most part is always gonna be better than the imitation. This is a great example of a dub not trying to imitate the sub(Japanese dub)and it worked perfectly. Just for context watch western cartoons and movies in Japanese and it’s so jarring and bizarre. The sub is mostly always better than the dub(imitation)but I have three examples of dubs that I prefer and those are ghost stories,konosuba and dragon ball.

[@kaleb4040]

j a y and death note

[@kaleb4040]

Blazing Exil dude no need too write a paragraph because of a joke

[@DrAnimePhD]

The US dub was so hysterical, the Japanese studio had it subbed in Japanese. They couldn’t stop laughing.

[@pzkitty6783]

DrScaphandre pls tell me this is real

[@ventexovakon2178]

I want to believe.

[@luckbin4138]

@@pzkitty6783 *it is*

[@anirudhsukigakirei9397]

If they really did, Japanese won't even understand half of it.

[@ohko3892]

Anirudhsuki Gakirei Plenty of Japanese people are at least some what familiar with English because English is the language of business. I'm not saying there aren't plenty of Japanese people who don't understand English but English is probably the most commonly used language, even in places you wouldn't expect. None of this is relevant though because op said subbed, meaning they can just read what's being said anyways.

[@Orangeyouglad870]

3:55 if the kid can throw like that why on earth was he running with his legs

[@BerryHunter]

He skipped leg day dude

[@jeanthebot2513]

Sucks doe- I mean sucks to be you

[@GrassPokeKing]

The Pinball King Fuck how is he supposed to run, with his hands?

[@león-t7r2q]

@@GrassPokeKing yes

[@tkn9979]

Sir Cupcake You obviously didn't get the point of the comment you dink

[@cheshut6447]

Love the ‘because you’re in my way....duh’

[@Urrmum]

“He’s got a point”

[@livetochange974]

In actual anime they would probably throw us dozens of filler and flashback episodes of why that poor ghost became a ghost and a nother episode explaining his goal in life and that why he has to stop those stupid kids

[@arielruh7773]

@@livetochange974 yeah without the demon, hes very kind like Hanako and that's why I love his character

[@DemetriusDrekin01]

That is the most sassy ghost I've ever seen lmao

[@Scooter9000]

me: what’s the wifi password? friend: oh it’s on the back of the router the back of the router 8:43

[@gulpgod7622]

Jaden S LMAO

[@dentred7185]

Friend: "I see"

[@probably_moonlight.]

Take my like and stop killing me XD

[@shanmandomingo6656]

BRUHHHH

[@keiracornwell]

Omg 💀💀💀 LMAOOOO

[@smuglord7688]

9:18 as a Muslim I felt like this one was the best religion based offensive joke I've heard in a very long time😂😂, OMG this anime needs more recognition

[@who316]

It doesn't even make a sense LMFAO

[@blurra.a1634]

Bored Gamer - I’m a Muslim and I find all of the racist Muslim jokes hilarious 😂

[@baalshamash9827]

bbybacilliara . Racist Muslim jokes? How is Muslim a race ?

[@endloesung_der_braunen_frage]

@@baalshamash9827 Shhhh man. D'ont question it

[@baalshamash9827]

Think about it, wut? Islam it’s not a ethno- religion like judaism.

[@KenGutierrez01]

If this show was aired today..... it would rain hell

[@Bloodhurl67]

Oh my God the amount of people that would be offended...

[@KenGutierrez01]

Howya Doin all SJW would rise and burn it to the ground

[@玉ねぎ-z3h]

+ Ken Gutierrez "No estúpida!"

[@Bloodhurl67]

Ken Gutierrez So fucking true lmao

[@someguyontheinternet8793]

Imagine a big black man chasing you

[@gurglequeen433]

The official dub sounds more like an abridged series then any abridged series I have ever watched.

[@ChaoticMushy]

I wouldn't be surprised if it inspired current abridged series

[@chesterlockett4002]

Its the best thing ever

[@BB-qh8cm]

What is the best abridged series you have ever watched?

[@Arcxzal]

@@BB-qh8cm sao abridged by something witty, all others just miss the mark on the comedy

[@dsuave.7038]

@@Arcxzal and dbz abridged

[@yoshnaga4183]

Does anyone notice thatin the English dub, Keiichirou has the same voice clip for every time he cries?

[@yoshnaga4183]

I’m talking about this voice clip. 0:12 6:18

[@ColdVsIce]

This is just pure quality work from the people dubbing the show.. They all deserve a Grammy for making such a masterpiece!

[@_pualani]

Atua says your right.. 👀

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

It changes subtely in the show and I swear it just gets funnier and funnier!

[@zinzolin14]

The voice actress didn't even bother to read his actual lines lol

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

4:21 I was expecting someone to point out that he just threw his medal so far it vanished into the clouds. That kid has one hell of a throwing arm.

[@CodeTalkerLooter]

I was expecting a Team Rocket reference in the dub, not gonna lie

[@ramenling]

2:44 I couldn't stop laughing lmao

[@LowdownMonty]

Jesus you're right

[@Royboy2146-j2r]

DO NOT LUST IN YOUR HEA- Jesus you're right?

[@kindadumb916]

I thought it was DONT LUST IN YOUR HEART- Jesus you’re white

[@kyungminzz]

The man That does not know anything im pretty sure she said right 😅

[@hanniusprenn5725]

@Robert Temple Naw this is the ACTUAL dub no joke lol

[@dog2169]

8:11 best scene in the entire show ever

[@CupidPunk]

Oh wait your dyslexic 🤣

[@Loonaurtheworld]

@@CupidPunk it's you're*

[@Loonaurtheworld]

@@CupidPunk oh wait Izuku's dyslexic

[@Loonaurtheworld]

@@CupidPunk yOu'Re It'S

[@thecatastrophe132]

*”Done your yet homework have you? You am answer hey talking me to.”*

[@asif0921]

Do no lust in your h-Jesus you’re right

[@Shockwave377]

That’s my favorite one

[@shizarinox7424]

My fav line

[@no-wd5nk]

Wait I thought she said "Jesus you're white" LMAO

[@Shockwave377]

tomato sauce that made my day

[@johnsonbaroncaveler6634]

Hey mOnica THATS FUCKING GOOD!

[@Xarxes_]

"Do not lust in your hear- Jesus, you're right..."

[@navy_ranger5657]

That marauded my lungs

[@QueenJess2k05]

Sub Girl: discussing to prevent death Dub Girl: * becomes a religious grandma *

[@Akatuski2000]

Sounds about right

[@fakename2.057]

6 more likes

[@limitless_j]

8:40 I feel like that whole scene was on accident but they kept it because it was funnier than whatever they had written down

[@bruh-cv6lg]

no because the original they speak really fast

[@minnneko]

im sure they didn’t have a n y t h i n g written down 😳

[@blurra.a1634]

JOmegaRadical - in fact they didn’t have anything written down

[@minnneko]

bbybacilliara lmaoooo yeah,, as long as it fit what was happening

[@whichDude]

@@minnneko They did have a lose goofy script, but they were allowed to ad lib. The actors would fight to be the first ones to record so the follow up person would be shocked and have to follow up some of the goofy lines they came up with.

[@corndog3019]

Bella Thorne’s parents: 8:12

[@emilyr3458]

oh my god nO

[@ilhamimran1213]

corn dog I’M SCREAMING

[@InvalidPhrase]

I can't breathe 😂😂😂

[@waterloowy5048]

This dub is fucking awesome 😂

[@ashkirby8896]

Yeet!😠😤😡🤬👿👺🗡🔪🪓🧨💣🔫

[@nothendr]

8:41 *they're speaking the language of gods*

[@ribsmeat2333]

BECAUSE THEY TOOK MY FATHER- BIG DICKIDY DICKIDY MICIDY

[@probably_moonlight.]

They are speaking the back of the wifi router.

[@alex.m3824]

No one: James Charles:

[@margarethmichelina5146]

I love the fact that the VA of Hajime (The boy) is not even trying and just mumbling some nonsense words.

[@inugamiwang9704]

Indeed

[@Khan-_-Art1st]

"Hey do we have freedom to dub however we like?" "Knock yourselves out" *Rubs hands together...*

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Praise Jehovah

[@edsbegaming507]

Well. They only said “don’t change the names” and “Don’t change the plot” other than that fair game.

[@lilscrilla5081]

" *Rubs hands together...* ". NOT BEFORE I GET MY HOLY BIBLE AND HOLY WATER!

[@qinqy3824]

8:41 he basically just gave up at this point lmao

[@_mc_skud2_797]

trust me, he must've tried here, it would have been different if he gave up

[@PrinceFloof]

@@_mc_skud2_797 Just like Flea trying to do Donnies Donnisms in the Wild Thornberrys

[@wisoo4078]

3:56 How is this kid not in the Olympics??? He throws like a GOD

[@Bloodhurl67]

KrissyBoi I just noticed that shit. Lol.

[@wisoo4078]

That throw literally surpassed the laws of gravity

[@Bloodhurl67]

KrissyBoi I wonder where it's gonna land lol

[@cosmicmouse2]

Howya Doin Probably gonna land on someone's head and crack their skull open

[@Bloodhurl67]

Junebug2 Lol you may be fuckin right

[@cestalia]

"Jesus loves me~ COME ON, YOU KNOW THE WORD!" Geez Momoko 😂

[@minisoul01]

Ummmm your profile pic makes uneasy

[@minisoul01]

*me

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

What I’d be like with no caffeine and zero sleep teaching Sunday school to tykes.

[@ayazyaman6506]

@@minisoul01 who cares? If it makes you uneasy you could just not look

[@midas7719]

ZA WARUDO

[@xandergrant8854]

You think they worked hard for those bible quotes?

[@mandyalwaysnose1951]

Monica Rial, the voice actress for that character, said "that was the closest I'd ever been to a Bible"

[@godzillavkk]

@@mandyalwaysnose1951 I heard that none of them were given scripts, they were given scenarios and instructions like "You come in and say something condescending." or "Make an amusing comment about something the other person just said." or "Tell the person to verb a noun, call them a noun verber for bonus laughs."

[@joaquinglantz350]

@@godzillavkk That's kinda untrue though, there *was* a script. The wroter just made it up as it got recorded. Even then, the director probably just let the actors go wild anyway with anything they added.

[@zinzolin14]

@@joaquinglantz350 they had a script, but i heard the director decided to not even bother using it.

[@yanfeimain9327]

I did not work hard to find bible quotes because I am a christian at heart and will never commit a sin

[@non9816]

no one: animal crossing characters: 8:40

[@ITSAMARII]

Underrated comment 😂

[@vhsmaniaman6986]

That is so damn true 😂

[@yerination8531]

this is too true

[@NintendoPlayer307]

8:43

[@alv1n446]

@@NintendoPlayer307 DIDIDIDIDIKDIDKDIBDIBBDLBKDBIDBILKDBGLGOIKIGLGKJIKIDIDIDI

[@chiokechase7286]

6:11 I think some context is needed

[@shumob4901]

😂💀

[@batdetectivetheknight4563]

No he is playing fortnite you know kids these days are

[@Blue-Apple-fc9eo]

@@batdetectivetheknight4563 he is playing a gamecube how is he playing fortnite? And plus not every kid likes fortnite.

[@batdetectivetheknight4563]

@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo hmm true

[@justendy6763]

@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo my guy, do you know what a joke is?

[@tkcandy8328]

8:12 Have you done your homework yet? *oh wait you're dyslexic* *"done your yet homework have you?"*

[@thecatastrophe132]

“ *You am answer hey talking me to.* “ Edit 1: Wow, 30 Likes. That’s a good amount. Appreciated, y’all! Edit 2: Double the likes. Huh. Thanks again I guess lol Edit 3: ain’t nobody can stop me 300 likes y’all shut up

[@warmidai]

LMFAOOO

[@deafgate7473]

@@thecatastrophe132 This ain't reddit

[@Boys_Who_Cry]

lmao dyslexic I'm because attacked feel I

[@johnsonbaroncaveler6634]

jesus, it's like talking to yoda.

[@chaliceohearts4658]

4:56 The minute she started singing I was dying of laughter. 😂

[@silkghost93]

Jesus loves me COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS! Same here

[@tatarsauce6314]

“Do not lust in your- Jesus you’re right”

[@eecg000]

B

[@eecg000]

B

[@nunyabiznes33]

"Get thee behind me Satan.... _Behiiiiind_ "

[@Desh681]

2:45

[@beashemmad.sayson545]

i mean he rlly do be fine tho

[@a_lovely_orchid]

2:09 I don’t even care about the weird shit their saying, this child makes the whole thing even more funny/worse.

[@samanthaclaremejia7975]

2:45 me and my catholic friends in school

[@Ruby-Rosales]

Apparently my husband grew up watching the Japanese version as a kid. He loved it. He was shocked by the English version but was laughing along with me

[@ainaz8248]

Antagonist Plague what are you trying to say

[@ainaz8248]

Antagonist Plague what..?

[@Joojoo0621]

“Because you’re in my way” *”DUHHHH”* XD

[@arielruh7773]

Boy i might grab the demon out of you

[@rradiosilencee]

I'm dYUNG GCGCF

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

_he’s got a point_

[@onebennyboi5257]

Nillie eyelash be like

[@cadenkeller443]

Genie Withluv Yo! 700th like for you!

[@angelarios3614]

2:44 "nice ass" "do not lust in your-jesus youre right"

[@razrv3lc]

5:16 the way her voice changes at “come on you know the words!” Cracks me up hahahaha

[@JustANobody910]

Fun fact: The Japanese creator gave up on this anime because it wasn't blowing up and gave it to dub creator so they could do whatever with it. At the end, the dub creators did whatever they felt like and had fun dubbing this anime.

[@ChristopherPortorreal-ol2mj]

And he made it blow up by giving it a funny dub

[@Azurie-e9s]

actually this is all false DONT BELIEVE THIS FOOL, the anime was great and well received

[@greenllama2856]

Do not lust in your heart- jesus your right.

[@gencicano2557]

jesus you're white

[@Neo-qt1lc]

8:38 "Drop the Crispy Cremes, Serpico! We need your help-" "They'reaftermyfatherandmymotherandmybrotheran-" "Yeah! Glig-dig-diggity-g-g-lig-gliggity-gliggity!" ".................... I see.

[@brandonl494]

Is this the real official subtitles? Cuz that actually sounds real

[@invadernikku]

If you’re asking if this is official yes. This is the official professional dub. This anime was not successful at all in japan so when it came time to dub it they told the actors to do whatever they wanted.

[@railenherman6482]

*Krispy Kreme

[@whotookmypuddingcup4131]

@@invadernikku well that..

[@diegogonzalezsoto7314]

The stupidest translation lol

[@crispy2391]

0:40 sub has weak cries while dub has so loud

[@Inksanity]

In English he's borderline screaming I love it

[@Aflay1]

Japan: eughahh... America: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[@yomommy6861]

Im late but..YOUR PROFILE PIC, CREEPYPASTAS! Lol

[@milowoowoo]

Japanese: Ahhahaaha English: AGHHHHHGGGGGH

[@Grimm0sen]

"Well he's not racist"

[@yxles]

"Do not lust in your- JESUS YOUR RIGHT." I cant stop laughing

[@cliffturbo2146]

This is the best *official* abridged series I have ever seen

[@ultimatepotato192]

You do realize this came out before abridged series was a thing

[@nottengen9178]

@@ultimatepotato192 Hey friend, That was the joke

[@YourAverageCommentator]

R/woosh

[@xeecstasy3183]

Lol

[@Giornowithoutamustache11]

If only...

[@brittl5778]

I can't stop laughing at this scene 8:33 especially when the guy tries talking fast.

[@tasie8352]

And then the police says ".... *I see* ...." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brittl5778]

@@tasie8352 that was due cherry on top for the scene

[@ukulele9184]

This is a paid voice actor. I really cannot take this.

[@TailsTheFox32]

It's funny because they're talking really fast in the Japanese dub

[@Mandaraminu]

Britt L XDDDD

[@squigglymustache9724]

Poor keiichirou he's screwed over in the dub but hard not to laugh at it

[@somoa6085]

squiggly mustache lol thats the point

[@user-pe2yx9kt4e]

Ik he was my fav char in the Japanese version

[@roxassora2706]

That's the point

[@justeggin]

8:12 have you done your homework yet? oh wait, you're dyslexic. done your yet homework have? you? you have answer. hey, talking me to.

[@Starslayer777]

7:40 This Part Specifically Killed Me

[@authenticbomb]

How did make this comment if it killed you lol

[@Angelowalker.]

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[@authenticbomb]

@@Angelowalker. did u really just use the face palm against a joke

[@xspongexrironmanmode55]

7:42 *Mama is high*

[@hazz7402]

Best dubbed anime ever

[@thephincangp963]

Hazzard5721 couldn't agree anymore 😂😂😂

[@tasie8352]

Truee

[@makedragon]

Yugioh GX Season 3 beats it hahaha

[@fujoshibitch9244]

3:45 Ghost: "Because you're in my way, *duh* " Billie Eilish: *"You.....you impostor....!"*

[@waterguy1744]

imagine all the 14 year olds suing this anime dub with their mommies money

[@noplskira6984]

HAHA LOL SORRY BILLIE 💀 that part got me thinking abt Billie lmao

[@notsocuteotaku8662]

the ghost was first

[@tmai7283]

Ghost kinda sus

[@coolestkidontheblock111]

@@11MAXI what

[@bartimaeusdjinn012]

cant believe they think hes good at nothing and a crybaby but they didn't acknowledge his amazing throw with the first place medal.

[@Bluesit32]

That was my first thought. I could swear the dub would have said something about wasting time training his legs when he already had a golden throwing arm.

[@miss_sxturn1220]

Japanese cry: * normal cry * American cry: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH * rip headphone users *

[@coconutsadness]

I spit on my screen laughing

[@cinnamontoastboi4017]

wario dies in Hiroshima while eating spicy curry

[@MajinHenesy]

Bruh true tho lol

[@FubblerCo.]

Eghwaaaaahg*

[@name-vw6ll]

Japanese doesn’t have normal cry.

[@biscuitkotak]

"You're kinda like madonna, on a sketchy horse, on a birthday."

[@SkeldraBH]

3:45 Sounds like that Burger King foot lettuce guy

[@penplease3602]

You got a point

[@thewarnerchannel7285]

*"THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU!"* (Gets down on his hands and knees)

[@margarethmichelina5146]

"Well, he's not racist."

[@BvckGames]

*Kneels down with fist up* Go you ✊🏿

[@halamadruuid2380]

Nah chief, he's waiting for the BBC

[@natsueyama]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Cringe_Lord]

"Obviously not if his time is 0.2 seconds faster"

[@BabyDEEBluesRocker]

1:08 ok so I noticed that Japan made fun of Americans and then 1:15 America made a come back 😂 Both were hilarious!

[@kennncheese435]

Deanna Galietti They didn’t make fun of Americans, there are McDonald’s in Japan.

[@dimiiswife]

Deanna Galietti it's not making fun of them... they have McDonald's in Japan, idiot.

[@shanelee7333]

James White r/wooosh

[@JayAreAitch]

James White what joke lmao?

[@almanotolrado7744]

James White it wasnt very funny tbh

[@یسرئ-ر7ن]

2:44 i'm dying

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

100th like

[@dedox6749]

“Do not lust in your hear- *jesus you’re right”*

[@chell9350]

“Do not lust in your he- oh Jesus, you’re right.” ME IN MY SOUL

[@spaceboi1472]

0:42 if you listen closely, he sounds like he says Jotaro.

[@sinbad4696]

Space Boi oh shit yh ur right

[@Mamon_Saleh]

Ur right XD

[@commanderrose5028]

HO YOU'RE APROCHING ME

[@comebacksarecool2834]

Well I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer

[@welcomehome49]

DIOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@Fanimati0n]

Momoko trying to convert Keiichirou is my favorite running joke from the show

[@maddies.526]

0:10 Wait, this isn't edited or abridged? He ACTUALLY says this for one of his lines?! You're kidding right?!

[@opheliaorchid8966]

Nope not kidding

[@Alias_Anybody]

Well, he's not racist.

[@Abstractor21]

I love it

[@user-iw2ir2wj4s]

All of this is real

[@natsueyama]

It's as real as Jesus christ

[@supershyguy1680]

0:10 well he's not racist

[@vicky5288]

0:12 I always laugh at that cry he makes😂😂😂...i always wonder _is this ABRIDGED_

[@superstar-p8b]

Same! I love this whole anime with my being. This made me laugh no matter what they said😂😂

[@yuki97kira]

Best non abridged abridged dub

[@CJay101]

This is the official dub they remade the original and used the dub script

[@sky_da_dragon8698]

The laugh is to good to be abridged

[@xaviersalgado8914]

@@superstar-p8b whats the anime name ?

[@shewannabanghim7809]

"Nice ass" Do not lust in your heart-jesus your right" XD I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@mswishwashstoning8450]

"Cut like you known errrr.....I'm Jewish" XDDDD IM DYIN

[@ilovethebalticsthreesimpnr5721]

Then think of a big german man chasing you.

[@pastaaman]

MswishWash stoning circumsision

[@hydropotato6937]

Ordering food... describing genitalia... hm, same thing.

[@shingosshojiopoulos6608]

@@ilovethebalticsthreesimpnr5721 *black

[@ilovethebalticsthreesimpnr5721]

@@shingosshojiopoulos6608 German* 😓

[@cashewletta4999]

Rabbit:touch me Girl: -touches- Rabbit: *touch me harder* Girl: *touching intensifies*

[@neneyashirothegirlwhoevery8022]

Well that's nice

[@dreadqueenpersephone5355]

Oh my god this dub is an absolute gift

[@kan4847]

0:59 just so I can hear that verse. It’s funny she did it, but it’s comforting when you read it.

[@P.Whitestrake]

3:39 Sub ver. ghost: scary & vengeful Dub ver. ghost: sarcastic & sassy

[@qokl8skeight]

THE POLICE STATION SCENE AT 8:37 KILLS ME EVERY TIME

[@FileCorruption]

DROP THE KRISPY KREME SERPICO

[@hiyum5574]

“Stop it you’re stretching my lips out” “Like this is the first time that’s ever happened”

[@shersockholmes6261]

( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)

[@nunyabiznes33]

"I'm not gonne give you a reach around!"

[@kaileenk7833]

*Think of a big black man chasing you* Thats Terrifying

[@jaydenvert9168]

Weeaboo :3 Unless it's me and I know what ur thinking and no I'm not small but still

[@stillgod2250]

There are some people who consider that a wet dream

[@coutiya2007]

Only thing worse is big NAKED black man chasing you

[@noe4354]

Ferrum et Rosa that's the definition of rape

[@thedude3065]

*gets down on all fours*

[@vhsmaniaman6986]

8:43 either im tripping LSD from how fast they were talking, or Hajime just pulled a Quagmire.

[@mercury6284]

"stop it your stretching my lips out" "Like this is the first time that ever happened" Oh no she didn't 😳

[@platinumorange1034]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 That's se way to look at it

[@platinumorange1034]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 That's se way to look at it

[@chornobylreactor4]

I expected to hear after "stop it your stretching my lips out" is "you already have big lips"😂

[@VeeRubedo]

Can someone explain this to me?

[@k1tt3nzp4wz9]

@@VeeRubedo i think it refers to sex

[@dandanthedandan7558]

I have this anime on my watch list... ...I'm gonna watch the dub.

[@odaeiichiro667]

DANDAN THE DANDAN Lol u everywhere

[@gianepineda5799]

Suspended Account Not as everywhere as Justin Y. and JUST MONIKA.

[@thedude3065]

or the guy with the mustache

[@odaeiichiro667]

Giane Diego Pineda my mom is everywhere

[@kashikokunoyoucant950]

'Koutarou! Have you done your homework yet-- oh wait you're dyslexic' 😂😂😂😂

[@tasie8352]

Keiichiro*

[@cbb3480]

@@tasie8352 Keiichirou*

[@thecatastrophe132]

*”Done your yet homework have you? You am answer hey talking me to.”*

[@mistookmoth655]

Is it bad that I can relate 😂😭

[@shinonoxen]

When you have a stroke while rapping and then the rap makes no sense: 8:39

[@pixelthesketch5257]

"Nice ass." "Don't lust in your heart an- Jesus you're right.".

[@deskbop]

Sub: ”Okay, okay. Sorry.” Dub: ”Very good, little Christian soldier.”

[@chromss5684]

8:37 What ?

[@lailaisaidit2223]

Chrom ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ʏʟɪssᴇ 😂😂😂😂

[@tenebrousabyss9424]

exactly, all i heard was father and brother.

[@zackrose6261]

XD What's funny is they had subtitles for this moment on certain versions.

[@sugarcandy654]

Chrom ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ʏʟɪssᴇ Ya! Dig dig diggity click click clickity dig dig dig diggity( is all I heard)

[@yalikehonour450]

Zombie dance

[@thelegendarymagikarp8295]

6:19 is a pretty faithful dub

[@GamerJosh2611]

“So how crazy can we be with this dub?” “Yes”

[@drain5447]

4:20 whys that boy running, he got a strong arm, sent it like team rocket

[@stopstealingmyname3452]

when he said "think of a black man chasing you" i literally choked on my juice

[@uniqueclone8020]

Do not lust in you h- JESUS, YOU'RE RIGHT 😂

[@karansinghgusain7060]

7:40 I died. Lol

[@shallowboi473]

I'm fuckiny cloakbkinhjdi

[@conniemaxwell1551]

Kay Dee *What would Hillary Clinton say?*

[@BlissfulAsEver]

Oml XD

[@theofficalkibaswordsva]

Same XD

[@carlosalejandroalvarenga4913]

"Do not lust i- Jesus you're right."

[@ALewdCard]

7:40 ish seeing dark cloud and hearing the games sound effects is nostalgic as hell for me. Plus the "not GTA again" 12/10

[@jordanzazulak4375]

My brother found a dark cloud disk for the ps5 somehow! Gave it to my dad but slightly had ptsd from all the grinding lol

[@socksprobably]

whoever did hajime was so on it, he totally just took every opportunity to change things and he's hilarious

[@USAFreewayROTF]

9:14 Lol, "Hey, Bill Gates, what's going on here?" XD

[@alchemicreduction3819]

Consider all the Halo playing and mokey spanking I've sacrificed. *Smooth*

[@jazzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyy]

“Not gta again,what would Hillary Clinton think!” 😂😂😂😂

[@elisabeth2193]

i remember in an interview the voice actors would literally read the bible every night or before work to pull the funniest bible jokes in the studio to beat the others. read all of the holy scripture. for an anime dub. i giggle every time i think about it

[@viktoriaj.5984]

Hajime's dub vc is also Oikawa's dub vc, and now i can only hear Oikawa..

[@tynaa6364]

Yeah same😂

[@chatterbox1078]

I DIED WHEN THE GIRL SAID SMOOTH 🤣🤣

[@ResearcherReasearchingResearch]

This is more of an abridged/parody instead of an official dub. Still love it though, sucks that there isn't a lot of anime dubs that go for this direction. The most recent one that I know of is the dub for Hajimete No Gal, and that dub is still pretty tame compared to this anime.

[@ritsukaseriyko1491]

If you know why, it's because Japan let's us dub their anime but on their terms regardless. The exception for this anime was because this anime didn't do good so the company said whatevs.

[@Ultra-Niche-Gaming]

This was dubbed before people made abridged series.

[@zackrose6261]

This was the original abridged series!

[@cookieinhaler]

Researcher Researching Research wrong. It's the LEGIT one. 😂

[@Hapiheartt]

You do realize its the official dub right.

[@spych0367]

Idk why people call this the worst dub its amazing

[@shingosshojiopoulos6608]

Nobody calls it he worst dub

[@renganime2151]

3:45 BECAUSE YOU’RE IN MY WAY, DUH the best line ever😂😂

[@mariothane8754]

That rant at 3:08 versus the one he gave in the sub is just amazing.