FUNNY BREAKUP TEXTS V4

Funniest breakup texts. How can these texts be any more brutal and funny??
Daily memes, don't forget to SUBSCRIBE or you'll miss the dank and THE DANKEST memes. Are you ready for the ultimate dank meme compilation in 2020?
You can binge watch all the break up texts here ►
#breakup #funny texts # breakup texts

[@cookie2076]

Me who doesn't wake up by alarm clock : I'm four parallel universes ahead of you

[@Troias-Tragoidia]

Dead people who don't even wake up:I am 40 Parallel universes ahead of you

[@cookie2076]

@@Troias-Tragoidia lol

[@Troias-Tragoidia]

@@cookie2076 yeah lmao

[@abcxf1284]

God: i am infinity parallel universes ahead of u

[@arondires3431]

anyone else seeing he has the ninja tower on his pfp from bloons tower defense ??? 😂😂😂

[@lodo_iz_back596]

STAY OUT OF MY BED SPIDER “Loads shotgun with malicious intent”

[@pot6577]

underrated comment

[@Theylove_Mel0719]

Lol

[@GoreWhxre]

@@Theylove_Mel0719 Good one

[@yuhaowang9815]

stay out of my bed spider... LMAO nice

[@domnotdom7072]

"Stay out of my bed spider" Spider: Ight, We movin' out bois

[@malikismail812]

Lmaoo

[@domnotdom7072]

@@malikismail812 lol thanks

[@malikismail812]

@@domnotdom7072 np lol

[@KingVictor7]

We ? How many spiders were there ? 🤣

[@KajiUnionOffical]

@@KingVictor7 Australia

[@Chip_Dipper]

Me: Stay out of my bed, spider Spider: you sleep on a couch Me: shit

[@suha.14]

Lol

[@itsfunnehfan4230]

*s h i t*

[@itsfunnehfan4230]

why am I imagining nezuko saying *s h i t*

[@KajiUnionOffical]

Lol

[@auredio6838]

@@itsfunnehfan4230 because you saw the profile picture

[@goat8816]

I love how half of these savage bois is jus Kane

[@jdacon117]

This comment is so underrated.

[@Blackbloodgamezzz]

Hahaha

[@Blackbloodgamezzz]

I agree with him

[@jdacon117]

FNAF MANIAC Me?

[@skylarplaysrobloxandminecr5662]

The likes are at 29 I don't wanna ruin it

[@suzie9526]

“stay out of my bed, spider” spider: understandable, have a nice day

[@mxrcysnxmberonefxn]

Hiii Amityyy

[@mxrcysnxmberonefxn]

@Amity Animatics y e s

[@janko5452]

"Stay out of my bed spider" Spider: No Me: Yes Spider: *Loads shotgun* no Me: ok no

[@leviharrhy5810]

Lololol

[@seansahara724]

*Load RPG no*

[@ifjisoohadanarcticfoxthatsme]

lmao

[@ayyvibin6977]

Not funny

[@callengarza7616]

Poor Kane man, he’s suffered so much lol

[@wiffyy_]

its always Kane

[@drenzelgarridovieyra7984]

@@wiffyy_ yes

[@shinglesrazorscooter1422]

I’m watching this at night. Just to be on the safe side. Stay out of my bed, spider

[@xproxpro2573]

gn

[@sarennaulman616]

I second that lol. stay out of my bed, spider

[@ROZ-jb1tn]

Me to sooooo. Stay out of my bed spider

[@shinglesrazorscooter1422]

XproX Pro thank you for saying goodnight lol

[@ethankb1]

Same

[@kenmakozume2450]

“stay outta my bed, spider”

[@coconuts-fy7cs]

not the spider

[@brianabmoving5234]

STAY OUT OF MY BED SPIDER

[@jordanrenee3447]

“Stay outta my bed spider” 😫

[@plushiespizza8057]

Thanks I was scrolling through coments until I saw a comment that said this and it came early so once again thankyou

[@hazelrogers513]

Stay outta my bed, spider

[@7s0ap7]

Me: Stay out of my bed spoodEr SpoodEr: 👌

[@Ffarquhar]

SpoodEr

[@KajiUnionOffical]

Spooder

[@jmarrs843]

1:34 i started crying🤣🤣

[@danialdavidsen5099]

Stay out of my bed, spider Spider getting ready for bed: AW MAN

[@shushushmuck2020]

Wow man ur so funny

[@evanjoens5186]

AWWWWW MANNNN

[@george87hd]

Dentist: Your teeth are in bad condition. Me: That's... why I'm here.

[@water5622]

me:"stay out of my bed spider." spider: **pulls out uno reverse œ take 25** me: " ah shi- "

[@ytytwtfismyname8566]

Hah lol

[@water5622]

@@ytytwtfismyname8566 lol

[@eddyhoopin]

now spider will go *_in_* you

[@sadahr2160]

Just say: uno reverse œ take 25

[@gerardwayseyelash]

@@eddyhoopin NO-

[@ral-xk7qb]

0:26 that long pause is just, perfect...

[@Aikai101]

“And this bat kitty will protect your room” Me: no- yes...n- ye- NoO... YES

[@_j1nxed849]

“Stay out my bed, spider”

[@amandatenney3028]

1. I don't know why the "in the shower" "for a week" text made me laugh so dang hard, but it did. 2. Stay out of my bed, spider!

[@dannyyang7036]

"Stay out of my bed spider" Spider: Then where do i sleep?

[@bigboy20079]

my point exactly

[@songokusa602]

You can sleep in mh hag to keep warmth- Spider: oh ok thanks

[@ttv4nz3n]

The one that it was like "You never asked if I loved you." and she was like "Awww do you love me?" and he was like "Nah." Got me trippin so hard!

[@Atleast37ninjas]

Stay out of my bed spider Spider army: Are you threatening me master human

[@xxsophixezxx4064]

@Francisco Mário lol

[@xxsophixezxx4064]

I'm a fan to :3

[@DP-nb8nx]

Time stamp

[@hermanvlogs9036]

"stay out of my bed, spider"

[@guccigameing9779]

Love the vids keep up

[@danielbartos7204]

#DANKNESS Her: He is probably thinking about other women He: If red wine is jesus blood, then what is the white wine ?

[@hanakoyamada4263]

Jesus* BIG J NOT SMALL But white wine is uhh ask your mom 😳 (dont hate)

[@emeralddj5590]

His tears

[@guavathedragonyt8453]

@@emeralddj5590 surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

[@RigatoniTime]

Oh my god 😂

[@amiano59e4]

Jesus cum

[@user-on2ij4xt2t]

You“...if you comment “stay out of my bed spider” Me”Yo, I live in Vermont there are no tarantulas here” Me:comments that anyways. “Stay out of my bed spider

[@erieDVD]

stay out of my bed, spider bro i have arachnophobia

[@zuzuzuzuzuz]

I REALLY need that bat kitty. Not because my house is dangerous, I just want a kitty ;-;

[@KajiUnionOffical]

I need that too

[@atent5124]

#Dankness What you see: Empty Nutella container. What your parents see: *100% Phone battery*

[@poopfingers77]

Bet you cannot crack a laugh after watching my memes! 😏 If you can, you get a 🍪.

[@AceTheDogChomper]

I don’t get it

[@atent5124]

Gamer KZbinr it isnt for everyone, but lets say you finished your jar of Nutella. You ask for a new jar but your parents will say to get a spoon as there is plenty left. Not everyone experiences this though

[@AceTheDogChomper]

AviaTent YT alright

[@ruby-pz8rz]

Feugo TikTok b r u h

[@user-kn1uq4py4t]

**Shrek Anthem Plays**

[@suricatapreto298]

Me: stay out of my bed spider Spider : understandable, have a great day

[@soph7494]

5:02 Isn't it ironic that in the next clip, someone is talking to JESSICA?

[@raptarex3596]

#dankness Teacher: *leaves room for 2 seconds* Every e-girl in the back of the class: ᖇᵉᑎⁱᘜᵃᗪᵉ ᖇᵉᑎⁱᘜᵃᗪᵉ!!!!!!!

[@RisingPhoenix1234569]

Bruh 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@ramasahni712]

Lol 🤣

[@raptarex3596]

@Matthew Ospina do what?

[@raptarex3596]

@Matthew Ospina its an app you can get, its called Fonts, you should try it

[@leviharrhy5810]

That’s true

[@ells_x0xo]

STAY OUT OF MY BED SPIDER -shuts window and locks doors-

[@dog6667]

Haha spider jokes on you, I dont have an alarm

[@ethypoo]

I’m glad I’ll never do this. I’ll be single my whole life.

[@dinohall2595]

Smart 💡

[@mrpwpghotmailcom]

@Gacha Hair late gang

[@atarice8897]

@Gacha Hair lol

[@mrpwpghotmailcom]

@Dust Ezequiel lmao

[@D-M-J]

@Dust Ezequiel okay

[@ilovevampires6403]

0:31 this message is in my shirt lmao 😭😭😂😂

[@YourOrdinaryNecromancer234]

I subscribed

[@AceTheDogChomper]

#DANKNESS 2019 leaving the room 2020 coming in the room Everyone finding out about the Coronavirus Everyone: COME BACK WERE SORRY Everyone dying

[@AngelCastillo-by6ni]

Roblox died too

[@AngelCastillo-by6ni]

Roblox died too

[@AceTheDogChomper]

Wew

[@AngelCastillo-by6ni]

@@AceTheDogChomper Joe has corona virus person: who is joe Person: idk why

[@AceTheDogChomper]

Joe mama

[@mitchellpenny6762]

#DANKNESS Me: comments "stay out of my bed, spider" Spider: is in my bed Me: So that was a freaking lie.

[@xlovelyx3830]

Ik I'm not early :/

[@gab5012]

Well was it a trantula???!?

[@frizzlep8317]

« stay out of my bed, spider »

[@Zynphii]

If the spider is harmless, I’ll welcome it

[@crazytownamongus2052]

Teenagers : tiktoks America: bans tiktok Chima:oh come on Teenagers: (o_o) Me: yaaaayyyyy

[@diannestephenson3290]

#DANKNESS Nobody: Boyfriend: I want to break up with you because this relationship never really went well. Girlfriend: It never went well because I have been sleeping with your brother. Boyfriend: I have been sleeping with your best friend since I first met you so yea....

[@Michael-ou8oz]

Stay out of my bed spider! XD

[@sherrylminervalmao-737]

STAY OUT OF MY BED SPIDER whot I ain't takin no chances

[@a_krazy_kid]

Same here lmao

[@AquaticWater]

Same

[@bert3840]

Stay out of my bed, spider.

[@sanychou2891]

STAY OUT OF MY BED SPIDER “Loads fingers ready to flick”

[@ContentDeleted10332]

Stay out my bed spider Also funny vid

[@Braydenxt]

"stay out of my bed, spider" Spider: but you dont have a b-- me: I - understandable, have a nice day

[@lonnie1647]

#DANKNESS Nobody: some people right now: social distincing, no treveling, and stay home Everyone else: YoU DoNt OwN mE Also everyone else after going to china: why do i feel like im sick?

[@ppslayergod69xd96]

When people abuse their rights. “oH. iT’s mY rIgHt tO dO wHaT i wAnT. yOu cAn’T tAkE tHeM fRoM mE.” After they party with a massive group: “wAiT wHy aM i sIcK nOw? tHaT wAs sO uNeXpEcTeD.”

[@lenaosmanovic6469]

Also people lick toilet seats

[@rockstarvation]

@@lenaosmanovic6469 tIkToKeRs

[@palomamorales5159]

true dat!

[@betlognipeppa5714]

DiStInCiNg TReVeLinG

[@sinfulsnipes8225]

Stay out of my bed spider lmao

[@pusslicker]

Stay outta my bed spider... #DANKNESS Nobody: Literally nobody: Me: **laughs at the the dank memes** I love this channel a lot thanks for being here and putting smiles on our faces!!!!🥺😚😊😌🥳🤩

[@vivalajuarez7825]

#DANKNESS My aunt: “going hiking” Coronavirus: why hello fellow human :)))) let me get attached to you. My family:did you get corona? Where have you been? Your not suppose to go out 😡! Me: goes swimming” Family: 😶..

[@PsychoDog_Music]

Why would you go out to a swimming pool in a time like this..

[@klatmew7175]

#DANKNESS Nobody: Literally nobody: Me: hoNeydEW+CorOnA=canTAloUPe

[@itzzcamron9258]

1:58 me having 200 text notifications: WOW HE HAS WAY TO MANY TEXT NOTIFICATIONS-

[@seanrenodin8874]

That was fricken funny

[@poppidisappeared_]

#DANKNESS Stay out of my bed spider Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not even the spider: Me:

[@pw7069]

LittIe_ Muffin ?

[@shereenkamran6989]

Lol

[@pw7069]

Shereen Kamran I don’t think he finished the meme 😂😂😂

[@karatykicks1153]

... Me:

[@urlocalwhiteboi6428]

#DANKNESS No one: Not even a single soul: Teachers: why does everyone hate school?!

[@johnerangey251]

#DANKNESS

[@derekjhonson9873]

Wrong chanel lol

[@derekjhonson9873]

#DANKNESS

[@p3rs0n35]

4:49 it's the "O.O" for me loll

[@oazaskopje4105]

"Stay out of my bed spider" Spider:loads AK 47... Are you sure?

[@veo2101]

#Dankness Everyone: Panics from virus That one kid playing Plague Inc: *smiles

[@munchococtm7498]

Damn 2 months and 2 likes u know I'll help u out here's UR 3rd like

[@nickscwiiggilpigs9516]

"STAY OUT OF MY BED SPIDER" Did I do it loud enough

[@EaterOfGeese]

*STAY OUT OF MY BED SPIDER*

[@EaterOfGeese]

I did it louder

[@bumblebconfirmed]

S T A Y O U T O F M Y B E D S P I D E R ! ! !

[@bumblebconfirmed]

I did it loudest

[@gravy2231]

Me: STAY OUT OF MY BED SPIDER!!! My cat: did I hear food?

[@zuzaj]

Stay out of my bed spider. The spider: GURLLL YOU WANNA FIGHT OR SUM?

[@eldritchknight9388]

Stay out of my bed spider I know it’s dumb but I’m not taking any chances

[@Arkiloff]

same XD

[@vivi-ramos]

me neither xD

[@0_containment]

⅖⅜⅝

[@sqmiis]

XD SAME

[@gracewollard6011]

Same

[@atvg3977]

Nobody: Literally nobody: My sis: lEtS gO bALD. Ps. Yes she rlly is going bald. #dankness

[@bizarre7667]

#bALDI

[@atvg3977]

@@charliegoldstein6135 What the hell are you talking about? My sister just wanted to shave her head. That has nothing to do with illness.

[@benales272]

@@atvg3977 ikr wtf

[@abandonedaccount_901]

@@bizarre7667 bAlDi

[@luvaria8429]

@@charliegoldstein6135 You can shave your head by choice? You dont need to have a fkin illness to do it

[@rmla1492]

#DANKNESS I love ur vids

[@jinslover2091]

Me: stay out of my bed spider. Spider:stay out of my life Loads shotgun.

[@yoyobagg]

"RIGHT now"

[@takesolaceinme]

#DANKNESS My crush: You’re so nice- Me, interrupting them: I’m nicer to a goose than you My crush: *goes away for three months* Me: I guess I’ll go find another one then, there is a lot of depressed guys like the previous

[@channelwithvideosbutnosubs5793]

9:50 jokes on you I don't sleep on a bed or have an alarm clock lmao, I prefer the floor

[@caspianandersson9950]

stay away of my bed spider! spider: NOOOO!!!

[@unpackedwolf5557]

Welcome to my bed, spider.

[@Siriusangelhowler]

Hold up

[@mr.vought-sikorskyvs-3008]

Sup little guy 😃

[@cloudybby1015]

#Dankness Everyone one: Literally everyone one: Every single soul: No one literally no one-

[@poopfingers77]

Bet you cannot crack a laugh after watching my memes! 😏 If you can, you get a 🍪.

[@mqlachi8754]

@@poopfingers77 No one cares stop begging no one cares

[@mqlachi8754]

@Logan Urdaneta I never said the content wasn't good I just was saying stop begging. Either way no one was talking to you man so butt out

[@myuo7345]

@@mqlachi8754 You were literally talking to him 🤣

[@cloudybby1015]

Uhhhhhhh ok?

[@fartsmella6634]

Yes I like these videos

[@Sheepman-zi1vc]

Stay out of my bed spider😂💯

[@Delta37815]

Sheepman 2568 I said the same thing.

[@dynamiteim]

me "please stay out of my bed spider" spider "okay" spider "runs out my bed yelling have a noice dayy"

[@MI-ej9tt]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH ALDMSKSKXMDMDJD

[@i-s-a-b-e-l-am-a-d-r-i-g-a4849]

5:43 "Go f my dog" LMAO I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@iz48915]

Stay out of my bed spider xD

[@An_idot]

Stay out of my bed, spider

[@Stalswrld]

I'd rather have the spider than this girl whos rly into me like yandere into me

[@pipermcghehey5456]

Then tell her to leave you alone..? 😂

[@Stalswrld]

I tried but that sht don't work these days

[@hk-ex4gw]

Oof. How far is she going?

[@Stalswrld]

She's going too far

[@Thefreddy24]

STAY OUT OF MY BED SPRIDER! Ah I guessed something like this would be at the end

[@lunaschibor5]

Ah what better to watch on valentine's Day

[@RigatoniTime]

Bat kitty isn’t protecting me he’s giving me corona

[@kingofdeath9012]

NO

[@Delta37815]

Oof

[@mykallee6926]

Stay out of my bed spider

[@nat3602]

omg tim is why i have fricken trust issues

[@TeamD700]

"stay out of my bed spider"

[@Guest12233]

Stay out of my bed spider #DANKNESS

[@kratos784]

When you don't know what to say

[@arandomlesbianuwu7881]

Stay out of my bed spider Spider: Damn well it was worth a try #DANKNESS

[@rayzor_r35]

me: stay out of bed spider spider: mission failed we'll get em next time

[@realpistol996]

STAY OUT IF MY BED SPIDER

[@aaronbrereton9829]

Stay out of my bed spider 0.01 seconds later Mom get the shotgun

[@shayanfarrukh1367]

stay out of my bed spider spider: aight ima go look for my next victim

[@vixymixy]

Stay out of my bed spider. Thanks!

[@AceTheDogChomper]

#DANKNESS Water drop on my water bottle: let me get on that blanket Me **wipes water drop off then wipes it on my blanket** Water drop: bless you person Me realizing I gave the water drop what it wanted

[@mrmrmustachealien4761]

1 view, 5 likes Confused screaming

[@fyolaienthusiast]

KZbin go home, you're drunk agajn!

[@atent5124]

It is possible to like a video without viewing it though

[@bigmackium8844]

Hmmm maybe maybe

[@fadewhizz]

"Stay out of my bed spider" Spider: Understandable, have a nice day

[@rhandrew]

Stay out of my bed, spider✋🙄