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[@lavenishere_]

"I do not like dudes" "You like dinner" LMAO😭😭

[@shadowgt5645]

Spider: crawls on my bed Me: *stay out of my bed, spider* Spider: *confused screaming*

[@marioncoutts1541]

Spider - understandable, have a great day

[@pumpkin8222]

Me, the spiders dad: You chose the wrong house fool The house that's owned by me and you: 👁️👄👁️

[@pumpkin8222]

@@laceypresneill you have sinned, take those words back and you will be blessed with a bed spider that loves you, oh my god I love my bed spider

[@alexinio0535]

Man, if he just came, woke me up and then went away, that wouldn't be so bad! I sometimes don't hear the alarm so that's just what I need!

[@orange-kage]

stay out spooder

[@Ajaxsbasement]

“Stay out of my bed, spider.” Legit though, stay tf away from me-

[@christinamacquarrie9846]

“Stay out of my bed, spider.”

[@ii7mdj_353]

7:47 Lmao just look how many minutes it took her to realize 😂

[@savekillqqpsounds8473]

Omg lool

[@savekillqqpsounds8473]

Or maybe shes that kind of mother that tipes with her pinky finger and takes minutes to tipe on sentence (like my mom)

[@shanghim680]

@@Univariant ...

[@Univariant]

@@shanghim680 ?

[@shanghim680]

@@Univariant ...

[@ar1steia486]

"I don't even like dudes" "you like dinner" 10/10 iconic

[@georgeschofield7301]

Hydrapanther aI don’t either except my true love but I don’t have it yet

[@ajfrommillay1508]

I'd go out with him then say "Thanks for dinner but I don't think you're my type." I mean, he wouldn't be. I'm a straight guy, so... Lol

[@geoguru32]

#dankness Mum: I’m pregnant! Dad: Hi pregnant, I’m dad. Mum: No you’re not.

[@king_phrog5867]

Dad: ...that's good I'm going to get sum milk

[@whoa478]

LMFAOOOOO WTF

[@olliee478]

Holy shit-

[@creepystalkercat5694]

@@king_phrog5867 lol😂

[@rainadatkween7959]

Dayummmm

[@gluddala1488]

Daughter: dad i'm dead inside Dad: Hi dead inside i'm Dad Son: hi dad i'm son Dad: no you are not #Dankness

[@savekillqqpsounds8473]

Son: virgin

[@benhaag3929]

under raterd

[@benhaag3929]

rated

[@chaoslord8918]

Honestly, at this point, I'd rather deal with that spider then my alarm. Bring it on, Spider-Dude.

[@enanan4]

“stay out of my bed, spider” i actually don’t want to get jumpscared by a giant spider lmao

[@purplecobra2090]

I dont mind of a spiders in my bed at night, as long as it leaves by morning

[@JeonJungkook-qi1ir]

Please stay out of my bed spiderrrrrr

[@Evilpickle37]

That sounds awesome

[@rachelleharper3006]

Said the guy with the fricking horrifying mimicu profile pic

[@sainycz8062]

Stay out of my bef, spider

[@TheFoolInHerWeddingGown]

Her: I bet he’s thinking about other girls... Him: *actually thinking about other girls* Her: Wait you weren’t supposed to do that #Dankness

[@yeetimusprime350]

Wait.. thats illegal

[@venshukkodoesgacha]

yes

[@whyamihere8909]

Yes sister

[@kyprospepekkos6169]

Wait what.......... That iligle

[@CloveryNature]

uno reverse card

[@Hqrwey]

Stay out of my bed, spider. Literally every other insect: allow us to introduce ourselves!

[@poopydumbboy2450]

nobody: me: “ *Stay out of my bed, spider!* “

[@whynot793]

Alarm Spider: "I fear no man... but, that thing..." *Stay out of my bed, spider.* "It scares me."

[@Kneelend]

😂

[@sgdy2834]

im gonna use this comment with # dankness, but don't worry, i will credit you

[@whynot793]

@@sgdy2834 Okay, thanks.

[@issacc957]

Meet the Pyro reference

[@landyy4702]

Why Not?

[@grass3541]

me: Clicks on this video my mom: "dO yOu eVeN kNoW wHo mAdE tHiS vIdEo?!"

[@greeenydaleaf]

Me: The best youtuber, *Memellion!*

[@pklibak]

sadboy72 ok boomer

[@grass3541]

KAYLEE MARCUS ???

[@santhepoopyfard]

sadboy72 you have betrayed pewdiepie.

[@sw-lanna_solani-9933]

Ehem... #dankness

[@tiggy7460]

Spider: Crawls in bed me: Stay out of my bed spider the spider: understandable have a nice day

[@kanae_gaming2024]

"Stay out of my bed, spider" Like seriously. Stay in the container.

[@shaysaeed9815]

“Stay out of my bed spider”

[@rainywaffle3237]

Emily: Hi mom Mom: Nugget Emily Nugget Not Nugget Nugget ???? Emily: You're a wreck

[@mariannaromano3351]

2:04 when you are that friend that only cares about the food:

[@MissInsanity6666]

#dankness My cat: **has something in its mouth** Me: **chases it and takes it out after catching the damn cat** Cat: You took my only food. Now I'm gonna starve!

[@Birbzz]

*4:29* An old woman, * passed 11th grade * made a child * knows alot * probably 30-40 years old * _doesn't know difference between "your" and "you're"_

[@Birbzz]

@@SNEEZING_ lol its ok

[@carpet7398]

Wow you think 30 to 40 year olds are elderly you little rebel prick

[@joshuaisaac8483]

@emmzzystar Shes obviously making a joke, back off karen

[@carpet7398]

Joshua Isaac bruh I’m not called Karen and I’m a child not some self entitled 30 year old chucking Starbucks in ppl faces

[@joshuaisaac8483]

@@carpet7398 Your worrying over someone making a joke, karen move if you ask me now screw off

[@sanessbadtom2880]

Mom:made of money WTF: well that’s fantastic Lol: lots of love

[@isadwhyme2963]

Saness Bad Tom 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@veylynbtw3636]

LOL

[@dailysacrificedoublee]

SSSANNESSSS! YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM!?

[@sm0llqueen289]

*IMMA GIVE YOU A BAD TOM*

[@sanessbadtom2880]

Chara the Human TTTTOOOOOOMMMMMM

[@Alannah13]

"stay out of my bed spider" seriously though I have arachnophobia

[@timeisahorse114]

Stay out of my bed, spider. Seriously stay out you gigantic creepy thing. I have arachno freaking phobia.

[@koolcatvalley]

No one: Literally no one: That one kid who thinks he’s on mute: *REEEEEEEEEEEE-*

[@bananacarrotgaming2470]

that happened to me once lol

[@koolcatvalley]

Banana Carrot Gaming Lol same

[@Inz_nyan]

Shut up u unholy gacha ree being Pls don’t take offense this is just a joke

[@koolcatvalley]

JoJo Weeb - sama Lol I am not offended you said you were kidding,you are kidding

[@aussiemadlad]

#dankness

[@leannplayzroblox9892]

“Stay out of my bed, spider” I don’t believe this but I’m scared hehe

[@CIO1373]

Can you comment this for me too!! Bruh ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ

[@BearBear60]

Same

[@1v1create85]

#dankness Spider: "no comment?" Me: *Snores* Spider: * Walks on face and stares at victims eyes * :)

[@savekillqqpsounds8473]

Me: ow yummy breakfast

[@thezepicgamer2807]

I love these vids lol

[@justin_seagullshutupmalfoy8111]

Yeah we know

[@Dcwest0616-the-best-on-youtube]

don't we all?

[@stormer8036]

Y - Same

[@Im_Hungry-]

Same

[@johnnyrapid8535]

pp

[@thatguy763]

4:44 Okay, the child is the best wingman/wingwoman ever.

[@izza4704]

Okay you win "Stay out of my bed, spider" I hate myself...

[@communismisawin]

Mom: we’re not getting anymore pets! Also mom: *we have eleven pets*

[@barbaramarcinkowska5320]

#dankness Me: in my room* Mum: honey can you Come down please? Me: why? My mum: *silence * Me: for frick sake

[@lars4654]

I do that at my mom to make her feel how I feel it.

[@janemcgrath9762]

The lol lots of love one killed me I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@ingridinge1975]

Lol-

[@royal0706]

Mom: come out Daughter: hold on, mom im gay Mom: no come out to the car Daughter: car, im gay #dankness

[@-Helllooo]

“Stay outta my bed spider” Nah I ain’t risking that shi

[@shadowdragonaj9310]

#Dankness Girl: hes probably thinking about another girl Him: Firefly is the opposite of a waterfall

[@speedguylife]

True

[@euphoricblossoms8197]

Why do people keep on saying the same damn thing

[@greeenydaleaf]

youtube: *9 comments* KZbin: No, you can only see 1.

[@smart_cookie9191]

Wow! How OriGiNal

[@ii_frah]

I swear ur pfp was pink leaf

[@ann06061]

Yeet 3D

[@Rat-muncher]

69 like nice 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@Ymylock]

Yes! Yes!

[@Ryan-vd1xx]

These vids are halarious keep making vids like these

[@durasuki6357]

thats a really nice thing of the spider to do what a nice guy

[@sasddu7926]

Everyone: comments what they want to say Me: sTaY oUt oF mY BeD sPIDer!!!

[@theforceishere8008]

I did it too 😂😂😂

[@Maspec.]

@Crystal Ash he do be eating you at night

[@kendra6965]

yea, STAY OUT OF MY BED SPIDER

[@lumaal-qaisi8658]

Lol same

[@tomeks.8443]

Stay out of me bed spideR🕷💥🔫

[@hatguy4353]

#dankness Me: "I will be in next video cause i type in #dankness " *3 minutes later* [Post video] "I did that comment for noting going am to delete my comment that i just did 3 minutes ago"

[@greeenydaleaf]

yes

[@ii_frah]

Mkay

[@aussiemadlad]

XD

[@cameramans_chipper]

Nice 99 likes ya got there.

[@i_got_the_milk]

Everyone:'Stay out of my bed spider' Me:'*spraying pesticides all over my room* I am safe for now'

[@maribelmolina2585]

11:08 Me: ahhhh!!!!!!!!!! Ok ok *breathe* "StAy OuT oF mY bEd,SpIdEr" LOL

[@analisatarbin3016]

"Don't get in my bed, spider" Seriously tho...

[@professionalballssquisher2977]

That thing scares me :c

[@analisatarbin3016]

@@professionalballssquisher2977 lol me too. P.S. love your name 😊

[@professionalballssquisher2977]

@@analisatarbin3016 oh wow, nobody ever told me that, thank you! :D

[@kaialva6821]

for the 300 some people saying "stay out of my bed spider", you are all legends.

[@_starryy]

Kyle- XD YESH am legend

[@izzy1846]

Hehehe me a legend

[@anaeliz_e]

Stay out of my bed spider 🕷😤

[@anaeliz_e]

I already said it in my own comment but I'm bored... Imma just go back to replika... Bye

[@typiyclegamerpleaserespond5020]

I'm A LEnnganddddd xD #save the turtles

[@gaben675]

Spider:sees bed me: stay the hell out of my bed, spider spider:*rubbs hands togethor*

[@dorqx]

#dankness Her: hes probally thinking about other girls Him: donkey bonk rEpOsT cuz i need to be featured

[@minib4800]

*probably

[@ozzplayz3557]

Mini Beetle its a short cut for probably

[@ozzplayz3557]

sky smilemore bc they want to

[@minib4800]

@@ozzplayz3557 how is it a shortcut if both words have the same am9unt of characters? More like he spelt it wRoNg

[@ozzplayz3557]

Mini Beetle probally is probably but easier to type faster and why do you care

[@Altair_Reader]

1:57 I Think That's My Mom D:

[@mobman8856]

Me: Stay out of my bed spider! Spider: You know the rules and so do I

[@brettg4420]

Stay out of my bed spider - Spider comes anyway - * My life is a lie .-

[@meadow_uk]

I like how he named his mom "birth giver"

[@sketer15]

"Stay out my bed, spider" AHH

[@errh8427]

Stay out of my bed spider * every spider instantly getting notified not to come in my bed *

[@LunasFaruza]

That stay out of my bed spider thing is really uncool, but "stay out of my bed spider".

[@chilibot3608]

I am not saying “Stay out of my bed spider” oki have a great day

[@stanizzi]

...

[@stanizzi]

But u just said it

[@Foam_Woa]

Do it spider Do it

[@wookee5631]

Plaese do

[@doomslayerfromanalternativ9363]

Yeah, I don’t think anyone would say “Stay out of my bed spider”

[@lilawoods200]

"Stay out of my bed, spider" I hate spiders

[@okaayushi]

"Stay out of my bed, spider" I hate spiders too

[@theroleplaydiaries5728]

"Stay out of my bed spider!" Me three

[@pizza8510]

I think they are very adorable cratures *flush face*

[@felixthecat4176]

3:22 thanks mom you ruined my childhood *Stay out of my bed spider*

[@valleephilipponmalkolm3386]

Thanks you for waking me up you beautiful creature of the nature.

[@rdr2noob183]

"stay out of my bed spider" just in case

[@IceKing1489]

#Dankness me: In a match of fortnite Mom: pause the game and come help Me: I can't it is a online game Mom: *gives a death stare* Me: oh sh*t

[@aussiemadlad]

LMMMAAAAAAOOOO YESSS

[@zazie8290]

My dad says that too😆

[@IceKing1489]

@@zazie8290 yeah my dad too but mostly my mom cause my dad understands lmfao

[@sovereigngoose]

ope, my mom would come in and smack me in the face and probably strangle me if i “talked back.” the only reason for this is because she does it continuously haha. not even a warning

[@IceKing1489]

@@sovereigngoose bro that is child abuse my parents ask me to do something I say can I finish this match and they say OK and my parents are very strict but in ur case that is child abuse

[@dr.disneystudios9989]

Lmao stay out of my bed, spider not taking chances.

[@brandonn.pieters2147]

The way he just gave up and said, "looks great mom"

[@user-qc6gi7yi4n]

#dankness Me: asking my mom for money.🥺 Also me: remembers what mom means.... My mom: No you should be saving up! Me: but mom stands for made of money...😏

[@wipzy5626]

Nice one

[@harpercoolio]

This was in the video lolol but you said it in your own words so I’ll give you credit

[@user-qc6gi7yi4n]

@Deven Raval i was asking my mom for money and remembered what mom meant i was not copying from the video.

[@zerolovesy-2840]

Stay out my bed spider, ps i just watched a scary movie so I’m not taking chances

[@_starryy]

Icesis Morris - oof rip

[@jennifermccarson8698]

Stay out of me bed spider. I HATE SPIDERS

[@RandomPerson-es1rs]

Stay out of my bed spider

[@arcticwolf8353]

That spider is adorable though 😍

[@aidanbarnard3914]

stay out of my bed, spider. The last thing I need before a feedback lecture on my dissertation which I'm completely unprepared for

[@abdulrahimseifeddin7319]

#dankness Me: in my room playing. My mom: Opens the door to take something, leaves without closing the door. Me: youre the next target.

[@thumbsup6042]

Stay out of my bed, spider HES STILL HERE HELPPPP

[@matt8030]

Don't make me do it ??? Pic of stepping on a crack looooolll

[@aurasparrow3100]

#dankness Awesome use of Lemillion's image as your profile picture to a KZbin account that is focused on comedy :)

[@ellame5310]

#dankness Me: No one: Not even an ant: My dog: BOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

[@YourLocalWifiStealer]

It’s like that trend in Gacha life were laughing can kill you

[@smart_cookie9191]

#dankness When your too early and you dont know what to write Me: my goals are beyond my understanding

[@greeenydaleaf]

wow! how -original-

[@smart_cookie9191]

@@greeenydaleaf sorry that I dont scroll through the comments

[@greeenydaleaf]

@@smart_cookie9191 its ok

[@mich4408]

Congrats, you have avoided a KZbin "Comment fight"

[@redishroblox6413]

@@mich4408 LOL

[@savekillqqpsounds8473]

Stay out of my bed spider... Only if you an monster girl come in...

[@bennyboyjnr9845]

Me: turns off my alarm Spider: bonjour

[@rickythecondensation9463]

"STAY OUT OF MY BED SPIDER." seriously, stay away from me.

[@smallraccoon7561]

#dankness Me: clicks video* Mom: Is ThAt YoUr FrIeNd, Hi LaRa!

[@_starryy]

Small Raccoon - r e l a t a b l e

[@DreamyyArt]

#dankness Parents: happy birthday jimmy Jimmy: thanks for the ps5 Parents: now your grounded because kids these days are addicted to gaming

[@munchkinthebee]

This video is so good btw also, stay out of my bed, spider

[@your_average_cultured_dude]

Am I the only one who is annoyed that the second mom looks through her son's messages with his girlfriend??

[@Miserable_Coconut]

Wait but u have the same profile picture as me this is crazy

[@your_average_cultured_dude]

@@Miserable_Coconut nice

[@Miserable_Coconut]

We should make a clan

[@Miserable_Coconut]

Where all doges wear sunglasses

[@asmitagoswami5814]

@@Miserable_Coconut holy frigg do I count?

[@jackhendricks5399]

#dankness Dogs: lets go out and play fetch! Cats: listen up, you’re going to scratch my chin then give me a belly rub. After that, you bugger of and leave me alone. Now hurry!

[@erintori]

spider: starts to wake me up me: stay out of my bed, spider. you shall feel the power of my words forever and must never return spider: leaves

[@Lamberting]

Stay out of my sleeping chamber, spider

[@unknownperson7450]

Me: stay out of my bed spider The spider: hell no

[@user-wb4xn6ms9d]

i just love it when *vault boy* sticks his head out of walls and grants me memes

[@skysummer2978]

Stay out my bed. Spider: crawls away thinking damn not gonna have fun scaring the deal of her oh well the next victim to go.

[@sxph_07]

stay out of my bed, spider I'm scared of spiders lol

[@404Leo]

#dankness Me: watches these videos Also me: shows to my mom My mom: LOL I’m so Srry Me: why are u happy and saying sorry Mom: o I thought LOL meant lots of love LMAO

[@AquaShehryar09]

2:09 lol look at the internet name

[@sincobloxburg8169]

Lol

[@lei4277]

Lmao dude you made my day)

[@breezey2758]

I already made a comment on the at 4 months ago

[@emmitthavener8055]

Stay out of my bed spider "NOT TODAY SATAN"

[@BlueWaterGG]

Me: Stay out of my bed spider!!! Spider: Why are you yelling

[@Fnafplushvids]

No one is saying: Stay out of my bed, Spider

[@nash5542]

Stay out of my bed, spider😂

[@meamjimmy]

Stay out of my bed, Spider

[@vaeyli]

Stay out of my bed, Spider

[@koenverhagen5318]

Stay out of my bed, Spider

[@ingag2154]

Come to my bed spider

[@gregforce4482]

Me : guys we dont have toilet paper Guys : avengers rasemble #dankness

[@trassgaming]

Bankness

[@deezy7888]

LOL *Reassemble

[@darisxhumkar4634]

Luv these memes btw people r creative

[@Natalia-xl2pv]

Stay out of my bed spider or ur gonna have to deal with "My mum and the Broom"

[@drumati.1308]

Girl at Groceries Store: Hi Hows Your Day Been? Me: Great Thanks fo... Her: Sorry I have the BOYFRIEND!!! #Dankness

[@projectrealz]

#dankness When your mom smokes in school: Yeh keep going mom Yes yes yes! **she is too dangerous to be kept alive**

[@projectrealz]

Btw the smoking is so that the child’s can never go to school

[@aussiemadlad]

XD

[@bigfatrat9919]

Wow!!! Human doggo :D

[@sheriewhite8405]

Lol, never gonna say “Stay out if my bed spider”

[@tilly1238]

#dankest Mom: dinners ready Me:literally one step out of my room Mom: DINNER IS FRIKING READY ME: JESUS IM COMING MOM: HURRY UP YOUR FOODS GETTING COLD Me: walks in , moms still cooking and asks me to set the table

[@zainab2570]

SOOOOOO TRUUUUUUUUUEE

[@caitlin1156]

ong this is so underrated xD

[@catgod7861]

When you pour yourself a bowl of cereal then look in the fridge and there’s no milk #dankness

[@waughy9103]

Aaaahhhhhhh

[@Anonymous-ku1yf]

bcuz ur dad went out to get milk?

[@elunamira]

omg that actuallly happens to me all the time lol