Idiots on Water | Try Not to Laugh

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[@failarmy]

Favorite clip?

[@wdavem]

00:04 The Hornblower made such a good CRUNCH! I'd have to rate that a 6 on a scale of 10, which is absolutely excellent.

[@Moist-Gamba]

The one you get terminal can***

[@user-cq5kn7tc7g]

2:36😂

[@margaretwade]

New ones would be my favourite! ...just saying...

[@antoniomargallo5317]

Hard to say, most were more depressing than fun, to be honest.

[@heawin88]

I will never understand the logic of "I'm wearing sandals with slick bottoms and this rock covered in algae at a 70 degree angle will surely have grip!"

[@kojowiredu]

You beat me to that comment. The level of stupidity, no understanding of nature or a life spent majorly indoors is astounding 😂. I don't even know if there's any sole grippy enough for algae on a flat wet surface 😂

[@Rusaarules]

Same shit when you see people do that, but on ice in the winter. Like no shit you slipped and hurt your back.

[@Blue-qr7qe]

And one after another, standing up on a surfboard, paddle board, kayak, canoe, they'll face directly forward, feet side by side, and then be amazed, when the craft lunges forward, that they fall backwards. Adopt a sideways stance, morons.

[@Dhairya_Dj]

Any footwear that is well suited specifically for such activity ? As people usually wear slippers / sandals at beach.

[@malchir4036]

It's like the guy who looks into the barrel to see if the bullet is still in there...

[@everhope6364]

not sure why anyone would swim in floodwater, floodwater=raw sewage

[@TehButterflyEffect]

As opposed to cooked sewage?

[@user-su8wo4cc4u]

​@@TehButterflyEffectmarinated and deep fried

[@GPDuchess]

I suppose when the inside of the house is the same, it hardly matters 🤷‍♀️

[@REGRET_HP]

Just fun bro

[@TwoLeftThumbs]

The boat blowing its horn being called “The Hornblower” was perfect.

[@jakeeves5935]

Actually that's the company name Hornblower is a tourist cruise line

[@Deuteromis]

I'm already laughing at the first clip because the boat's name is 'Adventure Horn Blower"

[@Durwood71]

Pro-tip: Rocks near water can be slippery.

[@tomaiger]

*when wet ;-)

[@lisathesupergremlin7731]

0:19 Yikes! I scraped my leg on coral in Mexico and it was like I was cut with a scalpel. I bled so much from what was basically a 2 inch papercut, they wouldn't let me back in the water for fear of attracting sharks... no argument from me.

[@meredithgrubb4497]

Man, the girl who hit the coral lol that had to hurt.

[@timquinlan3274]

Good - her and the dipshit who was trying to hit a bottle into the water are part of the problem with why are water systems are dying.

[@WhiteAngle7]

why do u let someone so dumb do something like that...

[@giaothong24hlife]

it will be very stinging😅😅

[@WhiteAngle7]

@@giaothong24hlife Why?

[@shanghunter7697]

@@WhiteAngle7 Why ask why

[@strix.1]

4:13 "Oh no! Garrett...get your phone!" 🐊 Yes Garrett, just hold your hand on the edge of the water's surface and the croc will hand it to ya!

[@davidtaylor111]

Some people need to learn the power of water and the power of gravity

[@jonathanc247]

The guy who was breaking that pool... What did he think would happen.

[@acptelford1307]

The same as the last time it was repeated

[@KrakenIsland64]

0:31 did that karate master just break a 2x4 with his nuts? Talk about balls of steel.

[@YouzACoopa]

He claims he can break a cinder block with them.

[@freebozkurt9277]

People having fun in flood water: do they understand all their sewage is washed into it? They are swimming, kayaking in their own shit. Even worse if a hospital in the vicinity.

[@2.3_44XD--]

People go to McDonald's and they survive

[@IllustriousCrocoduck]

Ooof, good point about the hospital. But he doesn't want to catch herpagonnasyphylaids?

[@freebozkurt9277]

@@IllustriousCrocoduck And how about some good carcinogen chemotherapy drug emptied by thousands of treated patients?

[@connorwebb6724]

the guy who caught his buddies foot at 8:53 is a real homie ong.

[@shanghunter7697]

What's a homie ong ?? Never mind i'll try and look it up.

[@Markus_Andrew]

Kayaking tip: If you're wider than the kayak is, don't get in it.

[@rescuegirl]

My To-Do List: 1. Watch FailArmy 2. Feel Smarter

[@rustybearden1800]

1) whoever invented the stupid standup paddle board needs to have their head examined 2) who the hell does river crossings in a Ferrari? 3) NEVER turn your back on the ocean, EVER!

[@greego5952]

standup paddle boarding. I will never get it. Why? With a kayak or a canoe you can practically tour some water area, with cargo capability and stability. What does a paddleboard have to offer. Just. I don't know. Standing up?

[@schroedingersdog7965]

02:10 If you've ever had a yacht crash into your hamptons, you know how painful that can be!

[@donniev8181]

Fully clothed people unexpectedly falling into water makes for some of the funniest fails.

[@acptelford1307]

Fat people are the funniest

[@MrJoker9907]

This is BY FAR the best channel for watching fails. (No shit music or comments etc.) BUT, dont cut the clips short man.

[@failarmy]

We try not to. Usually, the video owners cut the video short themselves so a lot of the time this is what we have to work with.

[@johnmumbyii1717]

Take my advice people, aim for the worst and hope for the best...

[@user-rd3ku6xm8z]

Yeah, this is true

[@user-ug6gd2ud8g]

Yes man

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

boat vs dock is always a fun game, but rarely has a surprising outcome

[@wukilla8ee]

With the exception of the Baltimore Bridge recently!!

[@matthewcox7985]

The only appropriate sponsor for this video... Cap'n Crunch.

[@whafrog]

13:10 ... so that's where all the plastic in the ocean comes from...

[@blue_jm]

"Oh no Garrett, get your phone!" Why don't you get it for him?

[@user-uc8kr1pl6b]

Dont bother, it's already ruined!

[@jaredford8440]

Some folks couldn't make a sensible decision if they tried 😂

[@MsJasperr]

Plot twist Garrett had no arms

[@LetGaiaLive]

Maybe the dude with the drone can get it

[@wukilla8ee]

Lmfao that's exactly what I said!! I ain't sticking my hand in that water.

[@TT_4297]

Why is nobody talking about the ass slap 😟... at 4:05?...

[@Uncle_Buzz]

2:36 - "YOU WOULDN'T GET IT. IT'S A JEEP THING"

[@ajgorney]

That happened near where I live. They parked close to the river when it was much lower, and crossed on foot, and a flash flood came through and in less than a minute the river was uncrossable and kept rising until it washed the jeep away. All they could do was watch.

[@MyCodingDiarie]

This video is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.

[@DaneOrschlovsky]

8:44 Now THAT'S a real friend!

[@artemisamberdrive583]

10:22 911: whats your emergency? calling person: DEATH SCREAMS

[@Dirkus17]

16:25 "Water's over there, Frank"

[@explosive_shart9405]

10:13 If you neighbors see that, they will never ask for help on anything. Wise move.

[@MixBento-FailsofTheWeek]

I also don't understand why he did that ngl

[@eeccee11]

I always loved the idea of playing in flooded areas but in reality that water 🤢

[@leafylinnea2074]

Pro tip: Don’t do anything in or near water when you’ve been drinking alcohol. Yes, even 1 drink.

[@tranz2deep]

"I got that on film!" An annunciation of the Fail Army's arrival.

[@Exstepmom]

0:59 damn dam

[@corycrandell2682]

There is nothing more pointless or vacuous than paddle boarding.

[@terencejay8845]

'When the weather is fine you know it's the time For messin' about on the river If you take my advice there's nothing so nice As messin' about on the river There's big boats and wee boats ands all kinds of craft Puffers and keel boats and some with no raft With the wind in your face there's no finer place Than messin' about on the river'

[@stevie-ray2020]

@@terencejay8845 ......just don't stand up on that wee craft!

[@DaneOrschlovsky]

11:37 What happens when your dad is always too busy working to teach you basic skills.

[@MarquisDeSacks]

9:40 "I'm here for the fresh seafood!"

[@keatonevans97]

13:24 Holy smokes! At least she was able to get a good ride out of it 😂

[@reginaldnestlethorpe9041]

NO ONE WAS HARMED!

[@MacaronitoasterALBCGAAGAYFGA]

Of course… *Not.*

[@bxqpxd]

04:19 croc just umped into the same spot in water that phone fell and she asks him to get the phone :D

[@HydraRex12]

Was waiting for a comment to say that

[@BlenderStudy]

Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! Always the best compilation of 'ouch!' videos..!! 🤣

[@Jay24723]

😂😂😂 funniest youtuber channel of all time!!!

[@war_robots7911]

That boat crash was insane

[@MyCodingDiarie]

I feel smarter after watching your videos. Thank you!

[@M1GD]

11:20 No one else saw how excited he was to catch that fish???

[@-abibu]

😂😂즐거운 영상으로 하루 마무리 합니다. 감사합니다~

[@serge4104]

Huh?

[@-abibu]

@serge4104 앙?

[@elliotalderson4568]

If a rock is usually under water at a natural lake or river, its gonna be slippery. How do people not know this?

[@jessebrook1688]

Here we have a good collection of videos showing how to use the fall-off paddleboard, the boat throttle (always full forward or full reverse or off), the fall out canoe and kayak, and the best method of fishing (hands on). Those swimming marriages seem to be popular, too.

[@joelmoses565]

This is my favorite funniest KZbin channel of all time. 😂😂😂

[@videomailYT]

^^ that's literally frisbee throwing... XD 😉🥳

[@ufa621]

I've been throwing the Frisbee wrong all this time.

[@triggerfish2711]

It's funny how so many people say, "i got it on film." I'd like to see you pull out that film from your cellphone.

[@awds7711]

4:50 yooooooooo wher tf is that???? i want to be there

[@TasosG10110]

wibit sports in Germany

[@awds7711]

​@@TasosG10110nice, thats just 2 hours from me

[@TasosG10110]

@@awds7711 tbh it was so easy to find, i looked at the lifejacket and put that in the google maps search

[@Flames22-5-85]

This is what i call comedy. Can barely type without LMAO.

[@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork]

Hello my idol! Trying not to laugh while watching this video is an impossible task 😂, I can't help but laugh. Thank you for making my day more enjoyable.

[@user-vz7kp1nh5e]

Чувак понравился скрасным совком, который воду выплескивал😂😂😂😂мартышкин труд😂😂

[@jonhayden6235]

Fun to watch (as always) from FA, but @ 15:37 no life jackets is no laughing matter.

[@Snowhearts]

I agree. I laugh when adults have consequences for doing silly stuff… but that wasn’t cool having a kid in that boat with no life jacket! Came to comments specifically to see if anyone else thought the same.

[@Wintercomet100]

'Try not to laugh.' Well, I failed that mission in under 2 minutes.

[@joelmoses565]

Wow 😮 That’s is a lot of water fails in this episode.🌊

[@animaltvi9515]

If only there was a clue in the title 🤔

[@nhmooytis7058]

Fish slaps get my vote for funniest!

[@blackc1479]

Sooooo......we not gonna mention that that first ship was named the hornblower?

[@justalbypt]

Thats why we love Americans❤💪

[@stevie-ray2020]

I laugh at them but I don't love them!

[@jakeeves5935]

The first video shows that sometimes accidents can happen no matter what the conditions or weather is

[@tranz2deep]

11:37 ...do these grown-ass men just not know how to throw a Frisbee?

[@Nicola_Bailey]

I wondered the same thing!

[@GPDuchess]

Missus' gotta go head first'; dude' yes mam'😂

[@a.c.m.e.ink.4568]

10:15: Real Men of Genius!

[@moviesgonewild1313]

10:19 WAS PRETTY FUNNY

[@JustinKing-ms7wz]

16:59 the man is so optimistic

[@joelmoses565]

The fishing 🎣 fail was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

[@phillwainewright4221]

"Get your phone..." *You* get it - there's an alligator in that lake.

[@erintyres3609]

7:14 When the bridge meets the bridge.

[@TMaxMoment]

Today's video and comments are very good

[@MixBento-FailsofTheWeek]

4:13 New phone.. loading 99% 😂😂

[@failsabysss]

These fails are absolute comedy gold

[@user-vz7kp1nh5e]

Вода имеет так силу, что срабатывает как магнит ни когда ни кто еще мимо нее не прошел, ни проехал, не перепрыгнул😂😂😂

[@TheOm3ga963]

Keep the good work

[@user-yg5os1js4r]

Yes my MAN!!!!

[@TOP4MInstantRegret]

10:20 If you've ever done something pointless, this guy will have your back. 😄

[@klaidiots24]

This video is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day

[@historiasdedogday]

that's why I love failarmy! a very good channel of try not laught with the family!

[@davidrennicke9852]

3:30 Hey, you can't park there.

[@TobeToday2024]

Oh no, that didn't go as planned!

[@jujijime]

Amazes me that people think they can walk on moss/algae covered smooth rocks in a river.

[@Clearlyclynn]

I am convinced. Just because you can afford a yacht doesn’t mean you should own or operate one.

[@galazy.]

Was so surprised to see a video only about 2 miles away from where I live! So cool :D

[@eeccee11]

9:15 😂😂😂 unexpected. Hope little dude's okay

[@drunkgiraffe1013]

falling on wet rock hurt sooo much

[@Jack-kx5em]

I love that scene a lot 0:44

[@user-sf2ub7pl4b]

10:22 why she scream like that tho acting like the waters acid 😂

[@isitbowseason]

Why is it that when heavily overweight people fall it’s like somebody pushed their power button?

[@Flutistno3]

You know, you can ruin a good boat that way...

[@yhyaibrahim583]

Nice video

[@franck3279]

Paddles, the water overboards.

[@Flames22-5-85]

Wow! The professional guy with the mini drone in a tube. Euf

[@Stubear22374]

I’ve come to the conclusion some people shouldn’t own boats, or be allowed to rent or navigate boats

[@leagueaccount6254]

The boat was called the horn blower, how deliciously wonderful

[@jeepliving1]

Too many idiots thinking their tires are also flotation devices.

[@greego5952]

Always find it funny people who don't understand how to balance a small canoe. You have to put your weight in the middle, not the sides. And if you need to put weight on the walls of the canoe, you gotta do both walls, equally. Ideally you get an experienced person in the canoe first to help guide other people in which these oblivious people can be instructed to enter and plus try to balance the canoe when they're throwing it outta balance.

[@otakubenji07]

Why bring the fish to you, when you can go to the fish?