Idiots at Work! Funny Job Fails

[@oldageisdumb]

6:00 This is not funny or cute. Don’t let your dog out. No one cares about your dog or you saying “he ain’t gonna bite”.

[@FirstLast-tx8iq]

I tell my customers it has teeth right? So it can bite. Keep that damn dog inside ffs.

[@CocoWantsACracker]

While I wholeheartedly agree with your message - I always kept my dog away from mailmen, despite her being the kindest dog ever who would only wag her tail and greet them, as people can be scared of dogs period - I must say I believe quite a few people would care about a dog saying "he ain't gonna bite".

[@oldageisdumb]

@@CocoWantsACracker But the problem is, so many people say “he ain’t gonna bite”, and then their dog bites. No one believes you when a dog is growling, barking and charging. Just keep your dog away, and save people some anxiety (as it sounds like you have done)

[@TheRojo387]

​@@oldageisdumbAll the dogs I've met have been friendly as.

[@oldageisdumb]

@@TheRojo387 So because all the dogs you’ve met have been friendly you believe all dogs are friendly and none ever bite? You think the dog in this video (the dog is barking and charging) shouldn’t make someone uneasy?

[@MarquisDeSacks]

3:24 Lion: "Hey, what are we looking at? Oh, lions? Yeah, I haven't seen any of them around either."

[@Simon-xc5oy]

It just looked so peaceful and gentle as well. Casual looks up as if to say "Whats lunch doing sitting up there???"

[@dazedandconfusedconfused9500]

@@Simon-xc5oy Maybe it was thinking meals on wheels.

[@AG3n3ricHuman]

Actually pretty smart. Making eye contact with a wild lion is hazardous to your health.

[@embreis2257]

that is actually what the whole concept is about. *if* everyone on that car keeps their limbs inside and carries no food with them, then the lion wouldn't see a human but just one large, unnatural object which makes loud noises and smells bad and the passengers are safe. the word _if_ does a lot of heavy lifting here...

[@kento4177]

He has exactly the same look as one of my house cats. It's his WTF look.

[@brll5733]

Those two garbage collectors playing was wholesome. Also that poor nurse...

[@ching1668ify]

who

[@klooks1013]

These guys 7:34 This nurse 9:22

[@JG-fe1gx]

​@@klooks1013She'd seemingly had a very rough day.

[@thuphamthi5290]

I don’t think that’s quite right, though!

[@foonemleo9430]

😂😂

[@troyrager1352]

9:27 Thats one tired lady after night shift lol

[@Durwood71]

The fact that she knocked first makes me think she's a homecare worker visiting a patient.

[@MrYfrank14]

I thought of that, but she appears to be trying to unlock the door by presenting a fob to a reader, and I never saw a house with one. But, I guess if the patient lives alone and is confined to the bed it would make sense to have one.

[@Mio248]

I was like, "You home, baby. You home." And she kept on scanning it lmao

[@icarusbinns3156]

Definitely needs some sleep

[@FunnyInTheWorld888]

Let's relax together😊

[@jonathanljohnson]

9:22 This lady has definitely been flying on autopilot for at least a few hours!

[@mayarosem]

The Toyota salesman that continued his conversation while filming the collapse of his coworker's desk 😂

[@Rekuzan]

Probably knew he had to earn enough commission to buy a new desk because his was next!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@tazanteflight8670]

He sounded like an extended warranty salesman

[@bzack6594]

1:16 he definitely lost his job 😂

[@Boss_Tanaka]

He lost this job. Now he s an airline pilot

[@deanb4799]

Every time i have ever been bit by a dog it was always preceded with a "don't worry, he don't bite!"

[@gigantor94]

Every time, hard to think youll be ok when the owners telling you youll be ok while their rottweilers actively telling you that you look like a yummy chew toy

[@DarkFrozenDepths]

"He won't bite" Dog: (already chasing and barking at you) Suurreee he won't bite....

[@TK-ui2th]

they always say it so condescendingly too like youre being ridiculous! oh sorry i didnt assume the dog chasing me down barking furiously is friendly

[@plepgeat]

My response is "Good; then I won't kick him to death."

[@skylark.kraken]

If a dog is coming at you looking like it’s going to bite you, you can kick the dog, you shouldn’t have to put up with the maybe or trusting the owner. Twice I’ve had dogs rushing at me barking, twice I’ve kicked those dogs - one was a pitbull and the owner was not accepting that I was in any sort of danger, but at least the other dog owner apologised to me for their dog’s behaviour Don’t accept the possibility of being attacked, dogs do serious damage and it’s not your fault if they’re hurt through your self defence. Every time I come across a dog I give it as much space as possible and get ready to defend. Known too many people attacked and scarred by dogs to be able to lie to myself about probably not going to be attacked

[@nalublackwater9729]

6:10 "It ain't gonna bite!" Said the owner as the fleabag he called dog ripped a chunk of flesh from the mailman's leg.

[@BlackTarH]

small dog can't do any harm

[@nalublackwater9729]

@@BlackTarH I know for a fact it can rip your Achiles tendon.

[@Kallmewhite]

@@BlackTarH it can defineltely do some damage to your member

[@Nikolb113]

​@@BlackTarH Exactly 😃

[@BlackTarH]

@@nalublackwater9729 wow you're delusional and paranoid

[@Kallmewhite]

10:36 Dude trying to be Captain America 😂

[@ConnieHirsch]

3:38 -- As long as you can't see the lion, the lion can't see you, right?

[@emilkill1]

17:14 casually just taking a drive on the bicycle in the middle of a class 💀

[@JH-wd6dp]

**ring ring**

[@Mr.ViralVideo360]

[@MrG77]

That welding on the guys exhaust cracked me up big time. 😂😂😂

[@adrimute]

1:16 what a way to get yourself unemployed.

[@Aaron_Gentry]

4:33 Horse be like "Fuck your goddam glass door"

[@OldManMoe]

6:10 I hate dogs owners that say “ he don’t bite 🤓” then 10sec later, it’s chasing someone down

[@arashimiyazawa8165]

He ain't gonna bite, but I'm gonna kick, so you better get your damned dog, sir.

[@NegativeROG]

Chasing and biting are NOT the same thing, are they?

[@NendoCrescendo]

99% of dog owners are delusional.

[@Zola_6]

If I was that dog I would be pissed too, he threw the boxes at him 😅

[@shania991]

Chasing after a scared grown ass man isn’t the same as biting

[@mikerepairsstuff]

It’s the simple mistakes that can give long lasting humor.

[@mrspecialeducation7297]

1:23 he's definitely gonna have a fun day in the boss's office tomorrow

[@MustangWriter]

That... 'Hey, get him' and then when they do he drives off... is stupidly hilarious. I'm still laughing. 😂😂

[@RictusHolloweye]

I dunno. Taking advantage of the willingness of a total stranger to help you out, just to prank them... it doesn't seem right.

[@omarcortes5754]

17:11 enough to hate eggs for the rest of your life.

[@jaypritchett6846]

My uncle transferred ketchup for a while, now *he can’t eat it!!!* 🤭 lol

[@kaasmeester5903]

Still don't understand why those big gas powered drills don't have a hold down throttle that cuts off when you let go.

[@Bird_Dog00]

Because then we wouldn't get funny videos.

[@sholtodepuma]

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that its because a hold down throttle will require you to grip the drill tightly, Which is not a good thing while using tools with a lot of vibrations as it can cause HAVS - Hand Arm Vibration Syndrome, Which can be quite serious. It's recommended not to grip these kind of tools too tightly. There are also recommended guidelines for hourly and daily exposure to vibrations cause by these types of tools

[@Bird_Dog00]

@@sholtodepuma hmm.. If I recall my own use of a jackhammer correctly - it's been a few years - they do have a bysicle-break-like handle to turn them on. And I would expect a jackhammer to cause a lot more vibrations than an augr. Plus, if you have a device designed to create torque, holding it firmly is imho needed. I would guess that such a device does indeed exist, but some workers disable it for convenience.

[@Alexor715]

Actually many of them have a cut-off string you're supposed to have on your wrist to prevent this. But if you don't wear it, well...

[@davecoop9579]

Most do but the workers are lazy and tape them down.

[@paintwithmeartscrafts]

6:00 perfect example of “oh don’t worry, he doesn’t bite”😊😊

[@nexusserc]

"He ain't gonna bite" Yea, sure buddy. How about you train your dog to not chase and bark either then. Some dog owners have room temperature IQ

[@dabroncobabe]

Does that imply IQs are on the rise due to global warming??

[@RictusHolloweye]

Yeah, some people just should not have a dog.

[@maxproracing-j4f]

This garbage man is just having fun😂😂😂 7:33

[@JuanRussell-e7i]

Those two garbage collectors playing was wholesome

[@jonathanljohnson]

8:19 Here's a classic example of why you ALWAYS connect ALL your safety lines!!

[@NathanMcCabe88]

What's his job exactly? can't quite work it out in his predicament!! 😂😂

[@carllawrence3743]

The two garbage collectors playing was so funny and wholesome, just proves that guys are just big boys, I should know I'm like it myself lol.

[@couch2558]

The correct usage of boys will be boys 😊

[@carllawrence3743]

@@couch2558 I agree with you, have the same thoughts.

[@Lampe2020]

16:42 And her phone flies right ontop of his head XD

[@daggel011]

Instand Karma well served

[@EliteGoosePlusOne]

nobody messes with that bus driver

[@sarahbarton4977]

1:15 doing doughnuts in an airport vehicle on the tarmac he’s going to hear two words. Your fired

[@dabroncobabe]

Good thing the boss is grammatically correct…

[@creid7537]

@@dabroncobabethe fired might actually be his

[@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork]

In the workplace, it's true that nobody can escape making mistakes. Watching 'idiots at work,' I realize I'm not alone in these blunders.

[@tranz2deep]

If anyone's wondering about 10:44 the only thing that "failed" was the roof over this guy's head. The tool in hand fell from the top of that structure through said roof, creating the hole... *and it still works!*

[@dscrye]

Milwaukee makes an excellent quality tool. Pricey, but buy once, cry once.

[@urhypeboy]

0:25 The waiter rly said "ur misfortune is not my business"

[@PatsRC]

9:48 she must have been knackered from the night shift, bless her 🙏 😅

[@Fenrizfur]

3:38 The lion : "So, you can see them too here hey, just sitting, waiting to be eaten..."

[@genkigirl4859]

Only reason the cops are hassling the Weiner mobile is because they can’t find a donut mobile 🍩

[@zacklewis342]

You know they pull over everything odd with the slightest pretext just to up the other guy's story.

[@iiickythump]

0:14 omg that must’ve hurt so bad

[@Gagglewarrior]

Fr

[@andrewshallow2476]

Hes lucky he didnt drop the hot work on his hoses and make a hell of a mess.

[@iiickythump]

@@andrewshallow2476 I would've dropped everything and cried

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Yikes!!! 🤕🤕🤕

[@iiickythump]

@@dr.robertbennett3452 ouch! 🤕

[@QuietslowandsimplelivingHANA]

Thank you for the smiles..😀 Hello everybody from Bosnia and Herzegovina..

[@FirstLast-tx8iq]

Who and where?

[@dragoncubes1074]

Hello from Sydney, Australia.

[@crawfordjason]

14:19 If they ever decide to make another Gremlins movie, they should hire these guys to do the laugh.

[@GodWearsGucci]

6:14 This one made my day 💀

[@nullobject7966]

I rewatched it many times 🤣

[@Zola_6]

😂

[@jpmissdeNice]

3:33 "You know it doesn't matter if you choose left or right because they're both chewy crunchy and delicious."

[@coolwata105]

9:22 That's a hard working woman. I feel her pain. 14:59 loved his demeanor. That's how you tell a joke. The punchline made me spit my drink 🤣

[@Billy_Lenz]

I can't believe she was forced to turn her key after the camera refused to open up for her. She obviously has a very hard life.

[@Xphinity]

1:18 Nooooo daweggg, please no way! 💀💀💀 RIP to his employment...

[@jeepliving1]

The hammer drill was funny.

[@AIRealLifeOfficial]

That's why I would never like to live in a world without idiots. Thank you for being yourself :)

[@cathyu.1487]

In memory of Fork Lift Driver Klaus.

[@Sensei486]

8:48 - Absolute professionals...

[@couch2558]

0:12 Reason number 81 to wear a welding mask while using a welding torch

[@wibblyteapot]

0:22 i knew someone who did that once, and i sat beside him on the journey home, trying really hard to disguise my laughter, i couldn't stop

[@Bird_Dog00]

The last one would at least explain why all work on infrastructure seems to take forever...

[@spacelemur7955]

Clearly staged.

[@n003lb]

13:00 "the kinda $**t you go through on a daily basis" because you don't know how to drive your truck...

[@winningsides7347]

7:50 They weren’t being idiot’s they were having fun

[@doctormahrio5226]

*Funny Idiots*

[@tranz2deep]

17:35 As the military aphorism goes, "If it's stupid but it works, it's still stupid and you were lucky." Still, being lucky's not a fail. (I loved it.)

[@tekarock]

6:19 just love it! Good one 🤣

[@JustGregShow]

That horse is so fired 🐎

[@BeeMax88]

This is the kind of chaos that keeps me hooked. Thank for sharing!

[@avalonjustin]

The garbage man one was cute😊

[@NathanMcCabe88]

Some of these aren't fails they're just colleagues playing tricks on each other... That one near the end is hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

[@cuppymoments23]

The Toyota salesman that continued his conversation while filming the collapse of his coworker's desk

[@GigiRockEMO]

This video has so many gems😂😂

[@tomservo5347]

8:53 reminds me of a time at work when a co-worker was running a pneumatic corner grinder on a dirty pump to be rebuilt. My co-worker and I stared in disbelief as we both heard the grinder running in shorter and shorter bursts until silence-he'd fallen asleep standing up.

[@HC_Productions_UK]

Work smarter... not harder! Love it!

[@PB-jk8bl]

"Hello, Mr. George, how mush you pay for the new guy?" "he's no good operator"

[@joelmoses565]

Holly Smokes 😱 that truck is on fire. 🔥

[@Hexhex66]

Make your work fun! 7:33 😂

[@Harry_Gurvich]

the guy getting smacked and falling at 16:56 may be the funniest thing i've ever seen. seriously

[@TuckaBuck89]

I'm not sure whom I am more disappointed with: the idiots who fail or the idiots who laugh at another person's misfortune.

[@_VC._]

The guy wi the turkey! 💀

[@PipelinePunch-qf9mc]

First guy needs a Darwin award 😂

[@ATFIdiotsAtWork]

This is why workplace safety training is so important

[@iteerrex8166]

They 3:25 were like where are they, we paid good money for this safari. If only they looked back, they couldn’t have gotten any closer. Meanwhile the guide stayed very calm, but did grab his chair.

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Ikr!!! lol... missed an up close and personal sighting!!!

[@spacelemur7955]

The people were clearly focused on other nearby critters. What I don't get is why the person filming it said nothing, unless it was to not startle the tourists lest they do something stupid. Perhaps a lion will just walk past if not startled.🤷

[@KeliK1]

12:30 Poor delivery guy 😅

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Haha... PTSD from being attacked by a 🦃 lol

[@c0ldc0ne]

I can't believe they even blur out cigarettes these days. Before long, there won't be anything left to show in these videos.

[@Pizzpott]

Yes, and failarmy is one of the worst culprits. I've seen videos that used to be clear censored to high heaven in newer uploads, T-shirts, photographs, you name in, they blur it - it is truly pathetic. They are acing as if they actually believe that these big corporations are going to watch these videos with a mind to sue.

[@dragonexpert8323]

@@Pizzpott It is usually more to do with what is and is not allowed to be monetized.

[@FirstLast-tx8iq]

5:58 please leave your damn dogs inside when a delivery driver is approaching so damn rude

[@BlenderStudy]

Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! I hope all goes well for everyone featured on the video.

[@ดาด้าจังดาด้า]

Cant believe people actually do this at work. Pure comedy gold!

[@hauts1]

6:12 is the best one

[@bsjdnei9879]

got me crying if someone has the original lmk

[@SKTTotalIdiotsAtWork]

Can we just appreciate how versatile and expressive the word "f**k" is.

[@MrYfrank14]

Lion looked up and thought, Nah, last one gave me heart burn.

[@Austn8r]

15:42 can confirm, this is how oblivious I am too lolol

[@Sensei486]

1:23 - Was dismissed with certainty

[@weeyee60]

Now THAT’S what you call instant & perfect Karma! 😅 16:43

[@flobwad]

I feel like this is why OSHA is so strict with their regulations.

[@BLG-IdiotsAtWork]

Love these failed moments. Thanks for making my day more enjoyable.

[@chaomaohoabinh]

9:27 Thats one tired lady after night shift lol

[@funnyarea96]

These guys are comedic geniuses in their own right. Hollywood, take notes!

[@McmahonAguirre]

My cheeks hurt from smiling, this is the best thing to watch after a long day at work.

[@augustseven9243]

The last one is the perfect description of government.

[@spacelemur7955]

Clearly staged, yet some people are so slow they believe it is real. 🤦

[@kennethober6626]

A video without constant narration. Respect ✊🏻

[@joe125ful]

12:11 Wof,Wof..get back! That kills me:):) 15:43 Boring day:)

[@LucyT9611]

11:09 best one 😂😂😂😂

[@adamb89]

3:30 I'm not saying I'd want to be in that situation, but I remember reading somewhere that lions don't view people in/on a vehicle as individuals. I mean on some level they do, but their predatory instinct treats the whole car as one big beast. If you get out of the car and are on your own, well now that's trouble.

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

yo man, still... I'd be scared af... lol... the strange thing is, it looked like no one in the jeep actually saw the tiger walking behind them??? They are looking, but don't realize they have an opportunity for a close up lol

[@Toastedbread-d9m]

​dang bro that tiger be lookin real strange

[@spacelemur7955]

The spotter up front handled his startle reaction beautifully. Cool as could be. 👍

[@DurianFanatic-j6u]

The way you explained that concept at [4:30] is so clear and engaging. Great job!

[@CoCoFarmer]

8:59 The workplace would be much sadder without people like this 🤣

[@MonkeyFail]

You guys are a gift to the internet!

[@reginaldnestlethorpe9041]

NO ONE WAS HARMED!

[@EverythingN.Nothing]

Which came first, the powerlines or the truck? "Your services are no longer needed"

[@TexanTalk28]

6:05 no way he threw the packages right at the dog 😂

[@vutientaynguyentv88]

Exactly! If they can laugh, it’ll make the whole thing even better.

[@charlieconnelly5514]

Brilliant compilation 👍