🤣FUNNY JOKES! - I asked an old lady why she was crying - I wasn't prepared for her response...

[@bagotoetags801]

An amateur skydiver jumped from a plane and was falling and falling while fumbling at straps and buckles when all of a sudden another man blasts skywards towards him. The skydiver yelled out, "Hey man, do you know how to operate a parachute?" The other guy yelled back "No, do you know how to operate a gas stove?"

[@johnbird7357]

Never heard the Amtrak one before, but the boy wouldn't understand 'pulling out'. As for the others, heard them all before. This is what comes of being in your 70s

[@michaelcauser474]

That head nurse has just become my hero.