BEST JOKES. The officer walks up to the car, and after ...

[@walterbriggs272]

Some good jokes, always funny

[@JOBJOKES]

thank you 😁😁😁

[@nabilalbert3661]

it's good to have a laugh

[@JOBJOKES]

thank you !!!

[@patmartin9407]

Not bad apart from the incorrect expression of imperial weights; not all countries use metric standards for weights and measures

[@RobertSkene-qw3ob]

Do you have a firearm in the vehicle? Yes i do Officer ! My husband! When he is on fire he armed and dangerous!

[@JOBJOKES]

Nice joke 😆😆😆

[@RubenMoil]

Dave sounds like Donald J. Trump😂😂😂

[@Randy-v9x]

Ha

[@georgearden7075]

First Adam's wife was Lilith not Eve.

[@emmamarson2105]

Annoying background music. Why necessary ? Thank

[@cliffmays442]

The 3 nuns story reminds a little of the movie "Holy Grail" the bridge keeper and his questions.

[@JOBJOKES]

maybe .... I haven't watched this movie

[@arthurwaite976]

Well the computer-generated narration is getting better. It even has a nice Mid-Atlantic accent that Americans react nicely to. I spotted a clunker though. In the first joke, the description of the lady includes '90 lbs' which we would call "ninety pounds", but the computer calls 'ninety libs'. This AI is getting better all the time.

[@JOBJOKES]

Yes, it is true 👍👍👍

[@andrewdarley8988]

Actually it was worse than this, it pronounced it libies and just after saying she was five efts tall. (In England an eft is the folk name for a newt!) So artificial certainly but not much intelligence. Why not just get someone with a pleasant voice to read it out?

[@JOBJOKES]

thanks, you can do that too

[@farmerbrown3768]

Not a good time when you blasphemy God!

[@JOBJOKES]

yes. it is true

[@penniprater5571]

Yes. I hate it when they use the Lord's name in vain.

[@HarryBJones-ce2iz]

You must remember that God has a great scenes of humor. He made us didn’t He!

[@cliffmays442]

Also who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

[@JOBJOKES]

ha ha ha ,, 👍👍👍

[@AlCatrraz]

A few years back, we were driving through ARIZONA.. at WINSLOW I was stopped for speeding ( I was..!) officer asked me if I have any weapons in the car…. I said:: I HAVE A SHERMAN TANK IN THE TRUNK…. AND IF YOU HAVE A SEARCH WARRANT I’LL SHOW IT TO YOU!!