Funny Kratos Moments PART 2 - God of War Ragnarök (Cutscenes + Dialogues)

[@flocoflame2236]

Atreus: can I try breathing the smoke? Kratos and Mimir: No (Simultaneously)

[@damiencrossley7497]

Atreus:But father.. Kratos: your dad and I say NO!

[@trylevi147]

@@damiencrossley7497 so mimir is the father?

[@nintendojesse]

@@trylevi147I mean he did tell mimir that he was like another father to him lol

[@toxicq5330]

I also said no

[@KopaXTani]

I almost started coughing I was laughing so hard at that!

[@bittenbone2382]

I like how Kratos is worried about atreyus getting sick again, but not trench foot from fighting and running in soaked socks

[@codebreaker2004]

Bro they r gods

[@bittenbone2382]

@@codebreaker2004 Atreyus is only half, not to mention while they are really durable they can most definitely still get Hurt

[@tortellium3750]

@@bittenbone2382 Atreus is the god of mischief...

[@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either]

@@bittenbone2382 he's also half Giant, he's only part mortal.

[@galankarkhandiva6028]

@@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either giants are mortal

[@tedscheett9420]

Christopher Judge must have had a hel of a time not chuckling saying "I do not need a snack." In his most serious Kratos voice.

[@smartboy201]

I mean, I'd like to think more than a few of us have seen "Kratos tells DAD JOKES"-video, so if that's any indication, he absolutely loved recording these.

[@garrettjackson1451]

Speaking of I think he’s gonna be a Comicpolooza this year

[@Holyandforeversaved]

I see what you did there

[@dylantheartist7532]

Id imagine he tried hard not to say, "I am the snack..."

[@hoody4414]

I like the unanimous "No" from Dad Kratos and Uncle Mimir when Atreus asks if he can start smoking.

[@MigrantTheGreat]

As a 420 person I screamed "No" with them. I'm still questioning why I unintentionally agreed with them.

[@ladyofthedarkmoonlotus]

@@MigrantTheGreat u ever had some of that odinsweed? shits straight outta alfheim, shit hits so hard u turn white n red n start asking wheres atreus

[@Burr202Dc]

@@ladyofthedarkmoonlotus W comment man 😂

[@thomasnolastname8734]

​@@ladyofthedarkmoonlotus They watered it with the Lake of Souls. This is the shit that killed Ymir. RIP my brother fr

[@ladyofthedarkmoonlotus]

@@thomasnolastname8734 on the father and messiah himself. he will be missed, ymir had such odinsweed knowledge on how to make that shit into muspelheim hash

[@rebekahj9085]

His catch phrase in the first game was "boy" and now it's "no"

[@slaywee]

no

[@juliusmatijosius2219]

No

[@isaacthompson4915]

Slight pause no

[@ZayToDiffrent]

No.

[@joshuavilla2178]

NO!!

[@jackroyaltea5034]

Laconic is literally what Kratos is. The word comes from his people. The Spartans. Also known as Laconia. Of which Sparta was the capital. The Spartans were known for their… short terse answers. Famous for them even. When the king of Persia said if he were to March into Sparta he’d sac the city and be able to take it the Spartans replied with only a single word. “IF”. That’s laconic in a nutshell.

[@Kaijugan]

That story has got to be one of my favorites. Hands down.

[@OfficialHelix]

not the king of persia. it was king philip ii of macedonia.

[@oldboy8150]

When King Philip II of Macedon (father of Alexander the Great) invaded southern Greece, he sent a message to the Spartans asking if he would be received as a friend or enemy. The Spartans’ reply was brief: “Neither.” Offended, Philip sent a threat: “You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.” The Spartans’ reply was just as short as before: “If.” The Macedonians eventually did conquer Greece, and the later Macedonian king Demetrius I offended many Greeks through his extravagance and prideful attitude. He even forced the ambassadors of Athens, his favorite of the Greek cities, to wait two whole years at court before speaking to them. Sparta resented the Macedonian rule, and sent only one ambassador to the court on behalf of the city. Demetrius was infuriated and demanded to know if Sparta had really sent only one man to speak with the king; the Spartan responded, “Aye, one ambassador to one king.”

[@exiledadrian103]

They were called ‘Lacedaemonians’ as well.

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

The King of Persia: If I march into your capital, I’d destroy all of you! The Spartans: *If.* that shit goes hard

[@Windsnake1]

Kratos: "The sickness is returning?" Atreus:"I swallowed a fly" Kratos: 🅰️

[@jacobfreeman8198]

🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰

[@Ghif1029]

I like how they gave subtitles on Kratos' different grunts

[@gary587]

Am I to decipher your grunting?

[@jessegd6306]

Mhm.

[@sentientmustache8360]

Use your words, brother

[@thomasnolastname8734]

​@@sentientmustache8360 Hm

[@noahboucher125]

(Uncomfortable grunt)

[@jamesmason7979]

"Father, do you ever wonder if you're doing the right thing?" "No" "...okay.." 😂😂😂😂

[@VG_Moments]

Boy thought he was gonna say something inspirational 😂

[@lucasshawnoo9795]

It's concerning how Kratos never wonders if he IS doing a good thing and proceeds to do it regardless. 😅

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@lucasshawnoo9795 Humanity in a nutshell, right?

[@rustyshackleford6906]

​@@StealthTheFoxz I'm not convinced humanity has ever done the right thing

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@rustyshackleford6906 Not everyone a part of it, no.

[@OnurTheXbot]

Kratos: I do not need a snack Sindri: Get the Fuck out my sight.

[@VG_Moments]

Sindri secret boss fight

[@Nativeboi2119]

@@VG_Moments the one fight kratos can’t beat

[@Grug_Crood]

@@Nativeboi2119Dwarf of war

[@Gumbier_Than]

​@@Nativeboi2119unless he disguises himself somehow, then unleash the GOW. Atreus and Freya almost found out. 😊

[@soulocinder3598]

4:22 I love the fact it specifies that it's an uncomfortable grunt

[@jlit5215]

It’s hilarious to imagine kratos actually being uncomfortable in a situation 😂

[@rickyx3728]

When you make your way back to the norms after ragnarok, it's blocked off, and mimir asks, "Why do you wanna go back, brother?" He replied with,"I thought atreues might like the horse" 😂

[@thefarlander2050]

Ah yes, the "norms". Jokes aside that's a really nice tibit and good way to explain why Kratos would even go back their considering how much visible anger and annoyance he had over them last time.

[@calamityknyte]

​@The Farlander It'd be interesting to see how they reacted to Kratos possibly defying their expectations.

[@thefarlander2050]

@@calamityknyte You mean the Norns being surprised at Kratos coming back to see them?

[@calamityknyte]

@@thefarlander2050 And the fact that he went against the nature they expected him to be a slave to. Remember, they said he couldn't change. But he did.

[@thefarlander2050]

@@calamityknyte Maybe that's another reason we couldn't go see them. Unlike the Fates, the Norns are mortal and make mistakes in their predictions of the future, and they didn't exactly like that they made a poor judgement call, and too prideful to admit it. Alternatively this may have been their plan all along. Maybe they knew Kratos could change if he had that little push to do so by the Norns' guidance. If it weren't for them he wouldn't have known about Heimdal, kill him, and so on afterwards. Not wanting to see him could be because they have no more need to interfere in his life.

[@spiderofsparta785]

8:37 there’s the god of mischief

[@yizharabraham6190]

11:24 kratos is holding in his laughter.

[@lazybones314.2]

Yep

[@lucasshawnoo9795]

Yep, heard it in his voice

[@dima_briefel]

I think Atreus heard it 😅

[@ChampyTha_Champion]

10:22 bro got PTSD from the last game 💀

[@astrocosmicalDude]

0:41 When you tell a joke to your parents but they then turn it into a lesson...

[@makinuri]

1:32 by all means, this counts as a dad joke

[@andrewsemenenko8826]

Dead joke*

[@snomgaming3236]

2:23 kratos and mimir both saying “no” simultaneously is hilarious and showing the fact that kratos does not like drugs

[@BigChezPlayz]

Kratos: I do not need a snack Lunda: CUZ YOU ARE THE SNACK YA BEEFCAKE!

[@justarandomchannel8150]

10:26 Kratos being worried about the sickness returning, only to have Atreus admit he swallowed a fly, is way funnier than it should be omfg. And then just- "Ah." 🤣🤣🤣 11:23 my gosh i forgot abt this one 😂 "It is....natural." PLS I absolutely love all these little dialogue bits

[@VG_Moments]

Glad you enjoyed them!

[@alphaarsenic8323]

wait I don't get the "it is natural" one, what does he mean?

[@justarandomchannel8150]

@@alphaarsenic8323 Mimir is teasing Atreus by saying "Brother(Kratos), think we should toss him into the pool?" And says that Atreus has "developed a bit of a stench." Atreus goes "no haven't! I haven't...right?" and from there Kratos says that it's natural, lol because it's puberty

[@justarandomchannel8150]

@@alphaarsenic8323 or you can rewind the video a couple seconds and watch the interaction

[@alphaarsenic8323]

@@justarandomchannel8150 So 3 hours later you decided "oh let me act smart" instead of normally explaining like you did before. I saw the interaction just fine, I guess I didnt quite get why puberty related to stench since to me it had a couple of interpretations.

[@mrkitloin]

Atreus: oh, can I use it? Kratos and Mimir in unison: *No.* That line delivery💀

[@bowkatiewow]

“How about dessert?” Out of context it just sounds like Mimir is asking Kratos if he wants to go out for cake

[@edgarvala5929]

What is the context?

[@TromboneSauce]

@@edgarvala5929 they are the dessert

[@darknessringo5989]

Atreus: What is THAT? Kratos: Dead. TYPICAL DAD JOKE OMG

[@TheMegatuz]

8:02 Mimir sounded so joyful! 😄

[@VG_Moments]

Only to be shut down by Kratos a second later 😭

[@lucasshawnoo9795]

"I was not answering the riddle." Mimir's "ah." Was what got me 😂

[@ung0dly467]

"Atreus... wait..." "Yeah, I don't think he's waiting." *looks down at Mimir, with a face saying "No shit.*

[@HeOfTheBeginning]

10:49 caught me off guard! I lost it 😂😂

[@serosen3950]

6:21 i get the feeling Kratos knew someone by the name of Biceptimus and does not remember them fondly

[@StopMotionDryptosaurus]

He gets that a lot.

[@joetoft3428]

* Gate Closes* Atreus: Ha! Youve fallen into my trap! Kratos: WHAT?! Atreus: I was just playing around .. 🤣🤣🤣

[@artbyreedie]

“see, i knew he needed a snack!” “hmmmmmmmmmppppphhhh”

[@mrbiscuits001]

Kratos in Greece: I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER. NONE SHALL DEFY ME. I AM THE GOD OF WAR kratos in the Norse realm: I do not need a snack 😠

[@Werevampiwolf]

And it's glorious

[@Duncan1893]

@@Werevampiwolf it is

[@sentientmustache8360]

Top Tyr development

[@albertocruzado2899]

"Boy, if you ever think about why i dont speak more often, lets say you prefer me when i speak little, calm and reasonable."

[@HarrisNtemar5O5]

@@sentientmustache8360 I see what you did there🤣

[@vynxibedd]

there you have it lad's.. kratos is slowly gaining sense of humor , i cant wait to see Kratos burst out laughing in the next game. 💀🗿

[@brycehudson6135]

"What is that?" "Dead."

[@bowsersalternativeaccount5332]

That's all you need

[@jacobfreeman8198]

I want its skull

[@lucasshawnoo9795]

Simple, yet straightforward. Classic Kratos.

[@HarrisNtemar5O5]

6:58- Kratos: "I do not like Riddles" Wait until you get to Egypt🤣

[@VoidJWKDDOUS]

Dear fucking God I hope the next game is not just riddles and not gameplay

[@volofant]

He will kill the Sphinx rather than answer its riddles.

[@syberskiwolfmoon9807]

​@@VoidJWKDDOUS Only if the entire game, Kratos is about to lose it with annoyance and everyone is teasing him about

[@lucasshawnoo9795]

Kratos losing his mind and killing everything because of one simple riddle would be hilarious

[@bennypatrick6535]

Atreus: The water smells so fresh. Mimir: Kratos, lets shove the boy in the water. Atreus: Why? Mimir: Well you may have grown a stench.. Atreus: I have not! .... Atreus: I didnt, right? Kratos: ....It is.. natural Atreus: FATHER!

[@TheFloofikite673]

Atreus: Father? Think I'll ever have a beard like yours? Kratos: No.

[@502nickster]

‘I am always calm’ Sure you are Kratos, sure…

[@jacobfreeman8198]

Oh look there's Zeus

[@rayneadriana1251]

He is 😂😂 well, now he is. he’s just menacing 😂

[@ThePhoenixScribe]

Seems like a calm and reasonable person. :)

[@charliecomer6001]

​@@ThePhoenixScribewhen the situation calls for it😂😂

[@lucasshawnoo9795]

And then there was his fight with Thor... Let's ignore that, shall we?

[@PhantoRoyce]

2:24 Kratos and Mimir would be the dream blunt rotation

[@MrCool-zu1zs]

11:36 Atreus is so upset about the socks he learned to levitate to avoid stepping with them

[@jacobfreeman8198]

THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one who notice

[@lucasshawnoo9795]

Atreus is learning how to cope in uncomfortable situations

[@KenshiImmortalWolf]

Honestly Christopher judge was an inspired choice for this new Era of Kratos. He's use to playing characters that say a lot without saying a word.

[@LuckyDragon289]

Indeed.

[@KenshiImmortalWolf]

@@LuckyDragon289 thank you for knowing exactly who i was referencing.

[@myoghomwenigbinomwanhia3356]

Atreus: father, will I ever have a beard like yours? Kratos:...No This one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@synderthmc]

He was meditating the answer as well

[@myoghomwenigbinomwanhia3356]

@Synderth MC he really thought of it

[@justsaiyan3346]

Kratos in his mind : These are gigachad beards boi, You need to earn these.

[@yaboiglob7209]

2:18 as a enjoyer of the relaxing act of smoking leaves and breathing the smoke out of a pipe this one got a good chuckle (laughing for 5 mins straight)

[@StopMotionDryptosaurus]

6:17 “You’re hopeless. Both of you!” Another classic Mimir line. Lol.

[@franacha]

Mimir: I remember very fondly a lake nymph called Nimue. . . veeeery talented with a sword. . Kratos: *Mimir. . .* Mimir: I meant that literally! Shame on you this is the best one lmao

[@adamgreenejr.5247]

I love when kratos likes the perfectionists squirrel

[@rihannaspataru5638]

6:29 ''hah good one''😂

[@dima_briefel]

Hulk reference.

[@EmmyJeanBean]

You know how kids think that their parents' favorite word is "no?" Well Atreus would be valid in saying that 😂

[@95DOIDO]

8:10 Emotional Damage!

[@WorldWeave]

1:51 he definitely knows that from experience

[@Doctorblam]

"To catch a fly from the ass of Zeus is not worth my time, Hermes"

[@dima_briefel]

Atreus catched it accidentally

[@caitlyncpelletier]

Atreus: can I use it? Kratos & Mimir: No!

[@kuramamastah5270]

8:35 Kratos: *Proceeds to R1 the gate*

[@jacobfreeman8198]

While his old kratos theme plays

[@marlom7882]

Lunda: don’t worry took care of him myself Brok and mimir: oolala

[@jacobfreeman8198]

😳

[@StopMotionDryptosaurus]

(Uncomfortable grunt)

[@marcopohl4875]

"Can you say anything other than no?" "Yes" "For example?" *grunts*

[@AlaskanSnow]

i love kratos and mimir saying ‘no’ at the same time to Atreus about the pipe 😭😭😭😭

[@Liex59]

The bit about wondering if youre doing the right thing, Kratos' answer makes a lot of sense. I dont think he's ever stopped to even consider if his personal crusade was the "right" thing because the Gods scorned him specifically.

[@cb-9938]

One thing I wasn't expecting was how many times the game made me laugh. It was a great addition

[@MR.LMR1996]

1:11 Words of a man who needed a snack.

[@tasnimmaisha2079]

8:42 'Boi,you won't be playing around once you get that Spartan beating'

[@HeartOfHallownest]

The belt of Olympus

[@GoodMorningGoober]

Ive never heard someone refer to a child as “loin-sprout”💀

[@hazbinhotelperson]

10:21 he was so ready to end the journey 💀

[@mrkdavis22]

2:25 that's more wholesome then funny just wish the game did more of this then just none stop call backs to the 1st 3 game's

[@tickdiny7789]

I love 2:17 the way mimir and kratos try to hide what weed is from atreus

[@TheCorrodedMan]

This implies that Kratos used to smoke up back in the day and I’m all for it

[@BRay-nw6lt]

DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE!!!!!!🤣🤣

[@KillDaSpiders]

This game had no business being this funny! I loved all of it

[@jackroyaltea5034]

I didn’t get the “you’ve fallen for my trap” cause I was with freya. But this is hilarious. Thank you.

[@Gumbier_Than]

Kratos' "what" sounded similar to the one he said about the squeaky toy. 😂

[@blackwalker1988]

Kratos sounded like he was ready to take out atreus lol

[@coltonwilliams4153]

@@blackwalker1988 Bad memories.

[@ВадимЛукомский-ъ1ь]

1:08 Sendri: Anybody need a snack? Kratos? Snack? Kratos: I do not need a snack **Minutes later** Kratos: **approach the kettle** Sendri: See? I knew that you wanted a snack 😂😂😂

[@andrewsemenenko8826]

Hhhmmmpphhh😑

[@StopMotionDryptosaurus]

@@andrewsemenenko88261:16

[@jasonalbran376]

Kratos looked at Mimir in that second clip as if to say, "You will experience my torturous flatulence for transgressions"

[@shadowslicer2238]

10:50 Oh god, that one f*cking broke me lol!!!

[@oyaji_sus6882]

If GOW is Boi Simulator, GOWR is No Simulator.

[@Hufflepuffzd96]

Mimir being a uncle is funny and I love seeing Dad Kratos

[@T_E_G]

The synchronized “No!” 2:16 is so funny 😭

[@bibwithdrip1343]

7:25 the only time I laughed in this game considering how mimirs being thrown around

[@joodgement3388]

3:33 Mimir: "VERRY good with a sword 😏" Kratos: mimir... Mimir: i meant that literally! Shame on you... Kratos secretly has a dirty mind.

[@pixssassin]

3:37 was that an adult joke 😂

[@EternalRoman]

Hmmm...I think Kratos did try to cook meat with his blades before, otherwise he wouldn't have told Mimir that they would foul the meat due to the blood, and what's funnier is that Mimir didn't catch that.

[@lillianaoo2842]

Kratos's favourite word : No and boy

[@azashfield3944]

08:35 When you jokes about something to your parents and they think it is a real life serious matter

[@averagejobogio]

1:20 my Kratos said "no" idk if it was a glitch but I thought he was being deep

[@garrettjackson1451]

8:16 this made me laugh and sad way to rain on his parade Kratos but I find it funny that Kratos is prideful of his beard

[@5P4C3V01D]

1:20 - "Is it always moral to kill something that is trying to kill you?" "YES!"

[@TravisFebruary]

In the beginning of the game, Atreus asks Kratos how they met. He then mimics Kratos’ voice, saying something like “get me a fish, I’m hungry.”

[@cronft]

2:24 both dad and uncle saying no to atreus about smoking 🤣

[@BossVolt]

"I do not need a snack." Dumbledore said calmly

[@aluzuka]

11:13 WHY HAVE I MEVER HEAD THIS LINE 😂😂😂

[@abraxosdigitalherald]

I don't know what it is but hearing kratos say the word snack is the funiest thing to me

[@Кожуркаотпомидора]

0:58 Kratos: Of course, I remember. . . . In his head: SING WITH ME, SING FOR THE YEAR SING FOR THE LAUGHTER, SING FOR THE TEAR

[@orobogamer3.040]

2:23 i said no at that moment

[@bitchiro2478]

5:11 That "yes" sounded proud

[@HopeyDiamond]

5:18 1st playthrough "this is hilarious" 2nd+ " TwT "

[@scufty6786]

"A hole"

[@PorterOlde]

I love how concerned kratos is with his sons health and safety but just sends him to into ragnarok uncaring and puts him into fights with gods

[@Master_Chief1250]

Kratos's favorite word is "no"

[@moon_ny_frogy_strawbery5139]

Indeed

[@cwoherem]

In the first game it was 'Boy' and 'I do not know'

[@deadpooppl8216]

No

[@irmuun1284]

"You're hopeless, both of you"

[@ezekielhavoc9659]

God of War : Ragnarok was such an entertaining and fun game to play, a bit disappointing of Thor's ending part but he was very cool.

[@arikDaone]

I thought the same thing

[@Ben_Kimber]

8:35 I’ve never heard this one before. “WHAT?” XD

[@kuramamastah5270]

Oke oke, now i do wonder how much of a compilation we'd get to all the times Kratos answered a sincere question with a cold "no" like not from just ragnarok i think there are lots of varieties in which Kratos went "hold up, here we don't talk we kill for the booty"

[@bigfootadmirer8627]

0:19 patients exist super common with kratos but super rare for Atreus but your probably wondering where does mimir fit? Right next to the realm traveler known as captain obvious

[@deoroidx1506]

Funniest quote of the year "No."

[@EdyGlockenspiel]

"What is THAT?" "Dead" Like me, lmfao that killed me.

[@Toasterizer9000]

11:11 HOLY HACKSILVER

[@spookyskeleton9816]

Will i ever have a beard like yours? No. That hit home

[@Gumbier_Than]

Probably took him over a hundred years to grow that beard. 😂

[@sitisyahirah98]

" Dead. " -kratos the god of war