Funny Motivational Quotes

quotes from real people and real doctors
♦ People in the video ♦
Gavin (Purple) - / gavintinoyt
Quacks (Orange) - / justquacks
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Loki (Green) - / huskymoment
Nikko (Brown) - / nikkolaos
Andy (Dark Blue) - / trueladandy
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Funny Motivational Quotes

[@paytons.6126]

I'm literally crying at Carson genuinely afraid he was going to shit his pants

[@MisterHands-eh3ps]

The brown note

[@CallMeCarson]

I was legitimately scared

[@LovesickF4wn]

@@CallMeCarson stay strong big guy, the brown note cant hurt you

[@mrawesome69123]

I SHAT

[@me-lz7jb]

@@LovesickF4wn but I can

[@bestusername1074]

Carson’s humor hasn’t changed in 4 years lmao

[@ultra3163]

Neither have ours, his fans

[@koikarppa]

That's kind of normal for a human so yes

[@JoRdi-ul4xg]

@@ultra3163 isaacwhy pfp based

[@nba2ksosa]

its just gotten worse lol

[@tenor5867]

@@OwenDaBro11 ?

[@WillCheadle]

Carson's laughter can change the most stale thing into the funniest one

[@ToyotaTacomaOfficial]

Lol

[@dennis_s]

📠

[@tocraft573]

Sadly it all went downhill and he’s not as funny anymore

[@entomoaugust06]

@@tocraft573 nobody asked

[@tocraft573]

@@entomoaugust06 So I said

[@creative_leafeonpony_fan1545]

Seeing the mouse shake into view at 12:31 from Carson laughing and hitting the desk is an absolute gem.

[@creative_leafeonpony_fan1545]

@@AADOT1 I'm sorry you feel that way. Personally, I believe that Carson has more than given back and apologized for his actions. He was gone for quite a while, and in that time myself and many others have gotten the chance to think over his actions. It gave plenty of time to research the situation and for me to come to my own conclusion. I completely agree that the situation was bad, and that he made a very large mistake. However, as a minor myself (if it isn't obvious, duh) I think that what he did and what he was accused of was a very large leap. I understand your opinion, but I think it would be better suited to put your energy directly towards these creators, especially ones who haven't actually apologized. May I suggest getting mad at MiniLadd? Sorry for the long reply to a four word and two emoji comment. Have a nice day!

[@plokijum]

🥥

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

Coming up with absurdly random and unhinged quotes is something that is *so* fitting for Carson and his friends, they’re like experts at that type of stuff

[@zadenrubock6400]

its funny cause u havent even finished the video

[@PomadaGaming]

Every single person to ever live now uses the word unhinged all of a sudden

[@leahischilly7976]

I look forward to seeing you in the comments on the next vid

[@sirpomegranate2446]

This has got to be one of the funniest comments of all time hahahaha hhaha you made my day, no my week, no my month, no my year, no my decade, no my century, no my millennia, no my epoch, no my existance, no my %*’l’k,:+#(). XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s funny because it’s true lmao they’re just crazy like that

[@vibeous9921]

bros farming likes 💀💀

[@nim1990]

I feel like Gavin is slowly becoming the main character

[@joobus-stoobus-magoobus]

Idk Mario's definitely a candidate too

[@SlapStyleAnims]

Gavin the Usurper is a nickname I hope to see more of

[@owyemen9367]

He's the green ninja

[@brandonkey181]

Hes the new travis

[@Yearlybreeze]

@@brandonkey181 exactly

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

With Carson and his friend’s sense of humor, literally any form of motivational quote is just going to be unhinged

[@PomadaGaming]

You have 2 top comments and have not watched the fuckin video still💀

[@user-or5yf1rw4n]

I love how inspirational quotes end up becoming "paris has fallen". Very motivational.

[@MichaeLP_PL]

7:30 They really fucking predicted the GTA 6 Trailer release date which will mark the end of human civilization, that's fucking insane and real impressive, good job

[@McDonaldsFlake384]

insane

[@LEEHAMLOL]

Thank you Carson, I feel unbelievably motivated now!

[@ChadKimberly01]

Me too!

[@bigwinner7290]

gabriel

[@mightye]

gabriel

[@Iroamaroundaroundaround]

Garbel

[@DrKoneko]

The strange thing about carson's videos that I really enjoy is that the content goes from worst to best, making it funnier the more you watch.

[@nataliehaag3595]

I’m recovering from a cold, and the brown note bit made me almost cough out my organs from laughing too hard

[@CopCat]

I'm surprised gavin didn't put the brown note over "paris has fallen"

[@grugiv]

I've literally went to the restroom and sat down in preparation for the brown note. I will take no chances.

[@poyloos4834]

Carson actually has a pretty starkly accurate Markiplier impression. Like, it isn’t spot on or anything, but it’s honestly closer than most people who go super deep voice.

[@mariabellocchi1985]

01:50 So, basically this is a torture device. The bull is a "sculpture" made of iron. So, they put the person in question in there and start a fire. And you can figure out the rest...

[@CallMeCarson]

No he grew up in there (he is a widdle guy)

[@realdanish]

@@CallMeCarson he is cooking meth, father

[@mariabellocchi1985]

@@CallMeCarson Oh, right, sorry. My bad 😂

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

@@CallMeCarson a sad little dude

[@lastwymsi]

Fun fact! The only person to be put in one waa the guy who created it! Justice was given.

[@Game_Craig]

bro i love how carson lost it over paris has fallen his laugh is just so iconic

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

I spent like 10 minutes picking up my apple juice and laughing before I could have a sip

[@ultimatexecutioner8260]

Apple juice is bussin

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

@@ultimatexecutioner8260just saw this comment after almost a year and I’m literally drinking apple juice rn

[@Syreyup]

​@@RGBY-tv4hgsome things never change, I hope you're drinking apple juice right now.

[@devo076]

Did your mommy put the straw into the box for you?

[@sloft-70]

"Paris has fallen" fells like a notification you'll hear while playing CIV

[@ChumperDumper]

Bro this had to be my favorite part: "wait I want someone to give me their best line delivery possible like I'm acting my heart out to get my 2022 Oscar of Matt's picture he just put in wait so are you thinking like huh sure yeah that's what I do when I wake up I go oh I need you to use that whistle here in a second okay uh be ready to do the whistle in three seconds Gavin okay you ready yep one two three [Music] there's images online that have text paired with like inspirational photography and stuff like that and sometimes it just doesn't make any sense and we're gonna make our own images like that how about this one you are allowed to do anything I see you you are allowed to anything and I raise you [Music] the sky is too bright here Gavin I fix it for you and she just brighten it all up no oh yeah [Laughter] don't fight the pizza delivery man what's the picture the International Space Station's toilet I've seen God and he was frowning this is the same image what's Davenport Davenport who's Davenport when she liked it now you don't have it as bad as this guy I don't remember the Trojan Horse looking like that the Sicilian Bowl so wait did the bull eat him I don't know man hey I wasn't there wait how did they get him in there like he couldn't fit through the hole he's a little guy he grew up in there and he's been slow cooking well I have one ready it's not like amazing but I just changed a few words in that first photo I did I did actually uh if you look here wow oh yes the Mario lens flare you in Photoshop 23. I can't take a man with that profile picture seriously you don't like how I look no it's it's just like you're bulging out of the screen you don't like my bulge no I have one it just takes a while to produce such magnificent things like this one [Laughter] dude can you calm down revolting noises dudes like just like that's true that when you live in a place that you are not in also there is a tsunami it is slightly flooded why'd they build that there the world didn't end in 2012. i could definitely post that on Facebook right now everyone stop what you're doing okay I've got one for you guys I hope you like it oh [Music] you're crazy I'm sorry if you close your mouth [ __ ] keep those lips shut Paradise [Laughter] oh dude Nico we are not about that here I mean no you are out of gang you're out of gang bro what are you saying are you good this isn't getting where is he going to hell or maybe I don't think we can put that in there I feel it how do you feel it but I feel it on there I feel it but oh it's kicking I feel you I have a hold of it I control you bro there you go I feel like this has potential for some motivation all right guys look I'm looking I found it wrong I don't think I don't think that Ben made that they made this they made this you know what you need to do what drop out I expanded on yours quex [Laughter] oh oh I can put the brown no clip in yeah dude it's a banger playlist do you know about the brown knows it's like the government research note that like they play through loudspeakers to make people [ __ ] their pants it doesn't work press play Press Play [Laughter] I'm gonna Brown let's do press play do it I don't want to poop right now man come on I don't know what you're afraid of the brown note apparently [Laughter] we can't breathe [Music] I really like this honestly it was just because it like has a 1984 vibe to it yeah I made a new dishonest one I can hear that in the Markiplier voice yeah Society wants you to fail so do we wait guys I made another Unis honest one in a world where you can be anything be dead that's gonna happen Loki what's gonna happen Ron James is not good they just look so spiffy and professional like whatever they say is true Mario I was always thinking they could use a third member I don't know if that's the case what do you mean it's like four feet foot fetish people when they hear it's more than two feet [Music] why wait hello everyone Mark blightheart I mean I think this one's actually motivational pee your pants oh all right pee your pants why do you keep saying it like Joker no I'm not I'm trying to do Markiplier hello everybody Markiplier uh you need to be your pants and now that's that's [ __ ] Joe Swanson yeah hey Peter what's wrong with that though hmm wait cropped Boomer memes [Laughter] uh can you just caption it what would you do would you [Laughter] oh [ __ ] I spelled it wrong dude yeah yeah that yeah that's the part I was worried about [Laughter] you can do anything if you are doing that [Laughter] Jesus Christ what did you do what oh my God oh my God I'm so motivated can you sell that at like a little shop in Paris postcard cool oh you're so full wait dude life is just a really long tunnel each thing you do is a step towards the light how long will your tunnel be just just wait just there was there's supposed to be a sequel [Music] dude Paris Paris is full I think you can do you can do about it wait here's a cool thing [Laughter] you can't just put that you can't just put has fallen in like a country yeah you can it's awesome it's okay they have another hey can you uh can you paste that uh text on this image you're killing my throat bro there you go Gavin but also Gavin here you go I control you yeah I have an idea what do you mean I made Instagram dude what is the music bro it's a tripod town from War of the Worlds [Laughter] that's crazy I saw a Krusty Krab picture and I I couldn't help myself it was just like it was just sitting there I was like thank you be yourself girl boss oh no oh my God [Laughter] Paris Has Fallen [Laughter] that's insane wait that's Steve Jobs what what I didn't even I didn't know yeah this is what I was looking for this is what I wanted you look so happy he's so happy about it some of these aren't funny motivational quotes as much as they are abstract memes and that's exactly what I wanted yeah yeah you're saying happy hey quacks leave a like on the video and subscribe Paris his fault [Music] Harris's fault" 😂😂😂😂

[@Baplov_]

Lmao

[@RichHobo]

Thanks for the lyrics

[@hi_its_jerry]

lol wtf

[@PauzSycho]

dude just gave a whole transcript of the video

[@ChumperDumper]

@@PauzSycho yeah that’s the joke

[@OtherTomKat]

thank you for the unus annus pills one, i mindlessly sent it to my boyfriend and it turns out they had actually forgotten to take their meds

[@CallMeCarson]

all according to plan

[@robbieboydudeguy]

Turns into this: 🐲

[@Mooniii3333]

I love that the joker is a key part of most of Carson’s videos now-

[@dragonfire1356]

Carson laughing hysterically at paris has fallen is the best thing ever

[@thedenseone6443]

Rewatching this video, I looked up "what happened on December 5 2023" as a joke The flooding of Portland is what happened

[@joshkampen2711]

Thank you for your service. You saved me from having to go and research it lol.

[@hxil_to_the_kxng]

Carson being afraid of pooping his pants is sending me into the biggest giggle fit 💀💀💀

[@Equisitte]

Just made my birthday even greater

[@CallMeCarson]

Happy Birthday!

[@thepredestined5933]

@@CallMeCarson Happy Birthday!

[@Arrenek]

Perfect timing as I just got my food

[@CallMeCarson]

wait

[@Tinysaddle]

Don't eat

[@Tredenix]

11:32 just captioned "chess"

[@CallMeCarson]

banger idea actually

[@7_bitjudah384]

@@CallMeCarson Rock solid facts

[@Catboy34uwu]

Gavin is SUCH and ELDRICH HORROR!!! He's so blursed!!!

[@jjd3hner544]

I like how they don’t even acknowledge that they were filming at like 1 am

[@CallMeCarson]

It’s 1 AM?!?!?

[@oddmemes3538]

paris has fallen

[@incognitable8743]

Sure

[@kiadxxz]

Carson thank you for being there. You have been a youtuber that I have loved and adored for YEARS. I started watching you when I was in 7th grade. I am now a senior in high school. Thank you for being one of the funniest men I know.

[@abaddonarts1129]

In a discord I'm on, we made the best one possible from a random quote generator. "Cow up. Sausagization." I can't explain it, it's too powerful. Edit: The visual behind the cursive font was a couple kissing.

[@o1OrangeLeopard]

Inspirobot?

[@cyanastronaut]

we need an imgur link of that

[@PrincessDeSynk]

I want this image omg lmfao

[@kanehawkins7008]

Carson's Markiplier impression sounds like 90% of Heath Ledger Joker impressions

[@kv8224]

I've never seen someones sense of humor be so wholesome and cursed at the same time.

[@super-cloudy]

”Paris has fallen” is close to a reality right now.

[@musubigarbage]

carson genuinely never fails like i keep falling into a loophole of carson please help me please help me

[@iansahleen1173]

This week keeps getting better and better

[@3x3x3_]

all these years, and im still getting belly laughs and crying from carsons tomfoolery

[@onememeyboi7149]

This was the hardest Ive laughed at your videos since seeing the fuckin buzzfeed video for the first time holy shit Carson F in the chat for my main Paris

[@gryphonkingbros847]

9:39 I genuinely had to pause the video, I couldn't fucking breathe

[@HowToSpacic]

Just got my wisdom teeth removed and am suffering, this is the perfect humor I need right now thank you “Carson”

[@NW-gi1cp]

don't worry....I feel your pain 😭

[@TanSucksAtArt]

why is carson in quotation marks

[@蓬头垢面-n2c]

why is "carson" in quotation marks

[@item404notfound]

why is “”carson”” in quotation marks

[@Puff222]

"why is carson in quotation marks"

[@austinreed5805]

2:15 A peak into Chris Pratt’s mind.

[@wawayalert]

i feel like it’s way funnier to think that guy isn’t even chris pratt, it’s just some dude

[@SketchyDonut]

Decided to look him up after he got canceled. Hes still alive and I’m early to watch these are good days.

[@Bubba1025]

Man I’m so glad you came back. Getting the notification you uploaded always makes me smile.

[@MayoTheNnaise]

The guy in the bull was an old death penalty back in the day. It was wild 🤣 1:47

[@bread6385]

back in my day we used to put people in bulls and cook the bull with the person inside of them as a funny prank i love having fun in 200 BC

[@Vingus]

Yummy people

[@almightymicrowave]

"You're killing my throat bro" - Carson 2022

[@НиколайЧукиту]

sus

[@portal6347]

Kid named my throat bro:

[@Nightmare-fh3jw]

This is way too funny, I loved the biblically accurate angel meme the most

[@IshijimaKairo]

2:03 For people that don't get it, this is a torture device called The Brazen Bull, it's called that because the screams of the victim sounded like a raging bull.

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

also steam came out of the nose

[@redbladeftwmode5680]

1:50 well about that trojan Horse: According to legends, the brazen bull was designed in the form and size of an actual bull and had an acoustic apparatus that converted screams into the sound of a bull. The condemned were locked inside the device, and a fire was set under it, heating the metal until the person inside was roasted to death

[@gumarks_]

The "Paris has fallen" pic with the Brown Note playing. The ultimate crossover.

[@gregoryfawkes2832]

4:35 Actually helped me, as it was my pill time and I had forgot

[@DAMEST3S]

The brown note will never not be funny

[@doingyamom]

I forgot to take one of my antibiotics and 4:40 genuinely reminded me to lol

[@FITI-GUE]

Personally i just suck it up and possibly have an aneurysm

[@L1v1ngDeAdGirl]

I really like how most all of these just aren't even quotes. They're all just kinda statements with weird backgrounds.

[@fauzanaziz6365]

You cannot convince me that this group isn't the true masterminds behind every ai generated motivational quotes.

[@ToastyEggs]

“Paris has fallen” has to be one of my new favorite bits from this channel. Cant wait till it falls! 😊

[@Dragoneer]

Carson’s videos never fail to make me laugh lol… The internet tried to cancel this guy and he came out on top. Never quit what you’re doing man, you make so many people’s days with your videos (including mine!)

[@brynjar29]

Cancel him? Dude, he sent nudes to underage girls, he got what he deserved

[@Fish_tennis]

His old friends were funnier and he left for like a year when he got cancelled

[@TheKidFromBrooklynReuploads]

Viewrship is down 1000%

[@Fish_tennis]

@@HundredGar His friends gave him another chance but he simply said nothing in the time he was getting attacked. Not too smart going radiosilent at a time like that

[@GoldKnightProduction]

Bruh, I glanced at your name and thought to myself "What's the guy who owns Fur Affinity doing here?".

[@lordfriedrick7911]

I love how it goes from stupid motivational images and devolves into nonsensical laughter over random images with random words

[@zachfranklin6359]

You guys are so funny I'm always in tears lol wish you'd do this more often

[@macbaker9845]

Super glad you came back man!

[@FlunaOwO]

5:28 I was rolling on the floor

[@ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLifee]

Nice pfp

[@G_Danila]

4:40 actually gave me a reminder to take my pills lmao.

[@austinmiller7579]

I am filled with Teeth that are not my own -The Better Dentist

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

It has been so long since a Carson video has left me in tears of laughter

[@nozeekah5035]

One time I generated an ai inspirational quote, an it said "there is no "I" in moral" and that is my favorite one of all time.

[@derpboat9371]

I like how this went from a jpeg of a dude complaining about the sun to the French adaptation of War of The Worlds

[@josiahbartell7347]

The day has passed Loki, what did you do?

[@harrytheseal6566]

6:33 for some reason, the built up, the result and the reaction of this one scene made me wheeze

[@trampampompa]

7:32 bruh that my birthday date, now I'm scared even more!

[@Z0RMM]

carson's laugh has changed my humor forever

[@bubbubthealmighty9240]

Thanks for reminding me to take my pills Carson. I’m clearly liking it!

[@CrownedByDragons]

I like the random generators for those, things like “A monkey doesn’t understand that he’s a monkey and you can’t change that” with a picture of a dude looking at a mountain

[@ThisUserIsAnError]

Carson, about 10 hours ago I was so down in the dumps. My minecraft girlfriend had just dumped me and my parents left me but your video of motivational quotes brought me up and now I own Facebook. Thank you Car, youre a lifesaver 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@eyitsmattyyy616]

I love how Carson tried to do a Markaplier impression and accidentaly did a spot on impression of Joe

[@peequill]

feeling motivated to make paris fall for real. thanks, carson!

[@banebruja]

Carson's absolute hate of the french is hilarious

[@Karizmatyc]

Gavin's brain is on another plane

[@Heyani32]

"Paris has Fallen" has given me the motivation to live my life to the fullest. Thank you funny Car Man

[@Heyani32]

I have until this exact moment, lived my life to the fullest. Thank you Funny Car Man.

[@RandomGamer-yo3tn]

man this video really made me laugh, bro my jaw hurts

[@_soothsayer_]

im not sure whats worst. the fact that Carson's humor hasnt changed in years, or that mine hasnt either

[@kingkxnt]

wait did they know december 5th was gonna be the gta 6 trailer? lol

[@nolanarnold1255]

Catching up on CMC videos then 7:30 hits

[@Chillin4030]

I laughed so hard I can taste the blood from my vocal cords

[@TheBoip]

the end card with “Paris has fallen” LMAOOOOO

[@benjatronsch]

"Yesterday I ate a orange, it was delicious" -Germán Garmendia

[@sleepingthroughdays]

The time approaches

[@MartHommes]

8:59 With this end of the world image they should've just put a caption under it that says "COPE"

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

Me: *sees new Carson video* Also me: *has a big grin on my face*

[@Solar4492]

this is awesome Carson

[@Leatherface123.]

It brought a tear to my eye when Arnold Schwarzenegger said to a crowd, “no matter how hard you dream, 7 is still the tallest letter”

[@coneheadvr1]

Bro I’m watching this on dec 5 2023

[@og_eli]

i found that joker x crazy frog picture years ago and yet seeing it again from this perspective is almost enlightening

[@brandonkey181]

5:18 i like brown note :)

[@The_Tribal_Chief_44]

Keep up the amazing work king, that's all I gotta say

[@filin_-vn4fj]

We're getting closer. December 5th, 2023.

[@HopeKoala]

Watching your videos at 1 am hit different

[@dmadhatter_]

6:32 A modern-day warrior Mean, mean stride Today's Tom Sawyer Mean, mean pride

[@TrueLadAndy]

I understand this reference. You have good taste

[@dmadhatter_]

@@TrueLadAndy I got it from a cool teacher he was a jerk but in the end his still cool.

[@Vinnie0801]

I thought my wheezing was contagious, but you win, Carson! 😂

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

Damn, Carson's laugh is so contagious

[@space9535]

I think my favorite inspirational picture I’ve seen is a picture of a mushroom cloud from a nuclear explosion with the text “run” on it.