Funny NPC conversations #1 (GTA IV)

A compilation of NPC conversations from GTA IV
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[@mr.ditkovich1901]

‘’Usually I fuck now I fight’’ part killed me 😂

[@gixnlucagaming]

💀🇷🇺xd

[@koryn666]

*fighting pose*

[@gleove1]

1:08

[@UnicornPizza]

0:53 - “hey bro, either i get to burger shot or someone is getting shot” LMFAO, I LOVE HIM

[@Mentelgen-1337]

My new favourite. This is too good.

[@nathankid76]

😂

[@_------------_]

Player: ignores him and stays stalling on the phone

[@frieddog927]

My favorite line

[@L251125]

Niko - "Give the car to me." NPC - "I need this car to get pussy, man." I don't know why I laughed so much.

[@tyronebiggumsakaduke4587]

Cuz only some dudes relate to why we need cars💯🤣😂

[@ahmadalchami804]

😂😂🎉

[@kidnamedfingerreal]

Can you blame him though

[@timurestik8681]

“my pussy wagon”

[@Arkenway]

1:43 Amanda cheating on Michael as usual

[@Insanegrox]

That can't be Amanda tho, Michael is always suspicious... EDIT: for clarification, the joke is "Michael doesn't suspect a thing" and that it can't be him because he's always suspicious, somehow people took this comment entirely too literally and legit think I thought the above comment was seriously someone who thinks it's Amanda... good to know sarcasm doesn't exist on the internet. TLDR: I'm not the one getting r/wooshed, you are.

[@ppapman4305]

3rd time

[@eternal1202]

@@Insanegrox shut the fuck up

[@humancreativity8237]

@smh smh Wow you're a 10th grader aren't you a big kid.

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

Jb Léonidas weren't they in North Dakota(Yankton)?

[@IronSabbath666]

It's funny how GTA 4 got criticized for being so dark, gritty and serious and yet imo after playing all of the gta's from 3 to 5 I can honestly say 4 had the funniest dialogue and radio station talk shows

[@crosslinezero3572]

Gta 4 was never criticized for that? That was one of the main selling points. The problem people had was the gameplay wasn't as over the top crazy like the previous games in the series.

[@IronSabbath666]

@@crosslinezero3572 It has though, yeah like you said it got criticized for it's gameplay but a lot of Vice City and San Andreas fans claim how serious it was as opposed to those two which "took out the fun"

[@malletUsergaming]

@@IronSabbath666 honestly I never found the dialogue or the talk shows to be that interesting and at times just feels to forced, the 3d universe imo just had better material.

[@IronSabbath666]

@@malletUsergaming They had their moments here and there but feeling forced is how I felt about the ones in 5

[@JoeJoe-nb3lt]

@@crosslinezero3572 it absolutely was demonize for it at launch by the community , i was there these weren't a good time

[@Sharkmonger]

"Guess who's going to get shot in the face!" Man the Alderney State cops had the best voice lines

[@CeoOfTheBOIS]

the Hispanic cops had good lines too

[@jamesstuart3536]

Is alderney suppoused to be New Jersey?

[@CeoOfTheBOIS]

@@jamesstuart3536 yep

[@CeoOfTheBOIS]

@@jamesstuart3536 its the new jersey state police

[@jonathanbraatenengene2660]

And the fat black cop too

[@irobinhood5529]

"Funny NPC conversations" *My guts are coming out*

[@Kacpa2]

That's scary.....

[@costa2k1]

I read nuts....

[@SteveOnlin]

*Sleeping*

[@baethal9480]

we watched the video

[@markwaterson6045]

Yeah but it's a cop tho

[@kermikal6296]

"Somebody call the pigs!" That killed me XD

[@JAVTROOPER]

Ahahahahaha

[@syphon_9892]

The cop at 0:35 sounds like Sully from the Uncharted Series

[@lucfxgambitgaming7494]

Yea man the hobos are one of the best NPCs

[@baethal9480]

we watched the video

[@danarogan7919]

Yo comment been in my head for the past 3 weeks lol 😭😭😭😭😭😭☠☠☠☠☠☠

[@jean-christophebriolin8989]

1:25 “May Poseidon swallow you whole” is God tier.

[@coloradoing9172]

Literally.

[@nguyenhungangngoc2550]

“Hey bro it’s either me coming to Burger Shot or someone is getting shot” *MURICA*

[@potato1907]

average citizen in liberty city

[@UnicornPizza]

“Move it asshole, I got to get to pizza stack!”

[@77Phoenix]

@@potato1907 Because Liberty

[@CharlotteDrillsAndBeefs]

@@UnicornPizza average Bohan resident

[@ketaminepoptarts]

kindest person in broker

[@crpineo]

"Everyone stay calm, I'm with the LCPD." ...I don't know about anybody else, but that sure as _hell_ wouldn't reassure me

[@crpineo]

@Ertan Soner ...that's literally the exact _opposite_ of what I said

[@Merc7734]

He's saying if you'd feel safer if it was a GTA 5 cop.

[@crpineo]

@@Merc7734 ...why the hell would he ask that? Regardless, I wouldn't feel safe around *_ANY_* GTA character, no matter which game

[@12coolbro]

LSPD cops are worse. They have that “shoot on sight” or “shoot first, ask questions later” mindset.

[@bazinga8203]

LowKeyKillz 19 Eh, given the world they live in, it’s kind of justified

[@LeviAckerman-ni7pg]

1:08 Least now I have my next line for a school fight.

[@dashsoulsthehornyone9125]

The line is SO fucking badass

[@theenlightenedwaifulogist3890]

1:21 Always cracks me up whenever I hear it

[@zoroarkdx4491]

3:23 I always thought I misheard that quote for something else. Glad to see my thoughts were unfounded.

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

Ok it means other things that i dont want to talk about 0_0

[@farwahbatool6247]

@@JohnFortniteKennedy_ Come on, spill the beans :D

[@joecarr9743]

0:33 He's right this is GTA

[@anthonypritchard2798]

Hahaha this aged so well.

[@hybridShinx]

Cops will suffer for this

[@smashhitprodutions9739]

@@hybridShinx good luck with that

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@hybridShinx don't make me laugh

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@anthonypritchard2798 it aged perfectly, nothing changed

[@MI-dl4rk]

In Gta, people speak out of their mind. What a sick city.. ..LOVE IT!

[@za4ria]

MI 123 New York City

[@joeypena3568]

Interesting tho Straight up my favorite video game instead of GTA v

[@77Phoenix]

That's why is called Liberty city

[@pedrxhenrique]

hey bro either i get to burger shot or someone is getting shot

[@xavierz6687]

That’s a very relatable quote

[@cypher05]

The best one lmao

[@Millwork1075]

Move it asshole, I got to get to pizza stack

[@inevitability1597]

@@Millwork1075 I guess he changed his mind I wanted pizza instead of burgers.

[@Millwork1075]

@@inevitability1597 Arrest him and take his passport for false information

[@columnedfox5508]

3:07 someone call the pigs BOOM!!

[@Brianne_Linda_Gunderson]

2:55 having a conversation with herself...lel.

[@Sungod660]

*herself

[@brockbruss256]

Damn are they twins or what

[@DecentFella-]

@@Sungod660 noone gives a shit about spelling on a KZbin's comment grow the fuck up

[@stcg5003]

0:41 Best line Ever (Also the Russian guy in the next clip.)

[@glitchxedfix134]

"Oh no not my muff-mobile!"

[@ram_n_music]

Is this guy some sibling to Roman's driver Mohammed? He also got the job for girls XDD

[@spedups0ngs]

My CAT wagon

[@franklinclinton2998]

ya ponimayu

[@epic_playz4283]

That "Russian Guy" is joel

[@Burnswood]

"#KeepGTA4alive" now that's a hashtag i can relate with

[@fairlifemilk3533]

my favorite line from GTA IV was "guess who's gettin shot in the face"

[@12coolbro]

“I’m that badass DJ that ur mom warned u about” 😂

[@euridr2141]

"I'm that badass tiguere your mom Warned you about!"

[@Mr-Green0]

"Usually I fuck, today I fight".

[@AishaClanClan1043]

My favorite is I got you now dick weave.

[@Chaka596]

As soon as I get home I'm gonna blow up some heads and beat up the coochie, or Welcome to burger shot ma fuckerrrrr. 😂😂

[@SteveOnlin]

3:27 when you get in debt with the mafia and they actually send an assassin to kill you

[@StealthyAuto]

0:31 "i'll take good care of your teen daughter" the way he says it, he he

[@hybridShinx]

Fucking GTA 4 cops , thats why i keep killing them

[@ravenwalker2080]

Well..I guess fighting made him so ho##y

[@ravenwalker2080]

@@hybridShinx why is your pfp winking at me?

[@hybridShinx]

@@ravenwalker2080 go away perv

[@ravenwalker2080]

@@hybridShinx hey I'm not a perv it's just your pfp creeps me out

[@fnaffansfm5828]

0:05 ‘I’ll cut you’re nose off for this!”

[@Unsujetoquecomenta]

3:26-3:37 All the police on their first day.

[@devonhaeg2342]

You missed “One squeeze and you’re wearing your balls for earrings.” That’s my favorite cop line

[@SuperTim-cr8hi]

Well My Favourite Cop Lines Are: 1. *LCPD Officer: “ Me and you in a dark cell, What do you say? ”* And Finally 2. *LCPD Officer: “ You Wanna Feel My Baton? ” Cause I Always Reply With “ You Wanna Feel Niko’s Fist In Your Face? ”*

[@kageokami99]

"Regular radio really stinks." "Aint that a shame?" This is why we need KChat back!

[@honzaamichallkz1464]

Liberty rock radio Is cool

[@TheLuca2001]

"Just so you know I'm not liable. ENJOY!" That's some great customer service. I'm sure his boss is proud of him.

[@radp3612]

1:07 >when gta pedestrians interacts with podel

[@marcowulliampopirers2216]

that horney old man is officially my favourite GTA 4 character

[@longtranthanh8544]

Funny NPC conversation in GTA III: "You want a chainsaw gringo?"

[@theenderghast9112]

@@matheusemd MA MOTHERS MA SISTER

[@user-lm6qm1pi1u]

You gonna be sorry

[@joaoilegalmentelegal213]

@@theenderghast9112 SORRY GRINGO

[@valeriomariani1662]

Oh you brave man

[@wmpl2011]

@@joaoilegalmentelegal213 NO MONEY NO PROBLEM

[@YankeeZiggy]

GTA 4 will always be superior to GTA 5 in my heart.

[@YankeeZiggy]

@Stix N' Stones Agreed

[@nlrenzo9432]

Stix N' Stones what do you mean with badly coded?

[@KingMasey]

@Stix N' Stones Same thing with GTA 4. Rockstar have always been quite mediocre with PC ports

[@dacejoy02]

@@KingMasey it jas been improved with GTA 5 tho

[@dacejoy02]

@yeet vertical filming what you do in all your videos is gay

[@MudrIvolk]

2:54 Wow, it was unexpected to see two identical women standing nearby :D

[@12coolbro]

“Mommy, is that u standing next to that man?” “Can u come the hell back?” “Can somebody fucking buy something!” The hobos, cops, and vendors always said the funniest shit.

[@chimpwimp9407]

“Mommy, I’m so sorry for killing you mommy.” “Mommy, is you tryna to get my attention!” “Mommy, is that you inside that man?” “YOU AIN’T GON’ TAKE MY SPERM REPTILIAN!!”

[@player70477]

1:20 he is screaming because the door is closed on his finger

[@djrf7692]

You know you've played this game for too long when you actually remember most of these phrases.

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

I never forget the moment in the hospital waiting room in Alderney, where some guy made some remark about a woman's ass and she replied: "You'll never be the man your mother was!"

[@Johny40Se7en]

Bullshit, there's never too long a play time for this gem 😅😜

[@whocares6965]

yeah, we're a sick bunch! but we love it!!!

[@javierarias616]

2:07 me, when my friend says: "dude! Here's comes your crush! Be cool, but nice!"

[@screweduptx512]

"Are you kidding me? I relocated her bladder, bro" Words of wisdom

[@Diomaialemainlatino]

Someone call the pigs! BEST CIVILIAN NPC QUOTE EVER!

[@HenryBrooke1998]

My favourite: 0:05 "What?! I'll cut your nose off for this!!!!"

[@TacksF2007]

1:21 best line ever

[@HazardousCanine0620]

"If I knock your teeth out will you give me a blowjob?" I almost pissed myself laughing

[@Tush901]

"Someone call the pigs!" Roman: "Oh no the pigs!" (I think u can hear it when u and Roman get drunk)

[@InternetRob]

2:29 best one hahaha

[@secondoctoberseventhcommitter]

Hey, man

[@samonjeff]

1:08 i'm dying 😂😂😂

[@Fogolol]

Words to live by!

[@macrons593]

3:27 he is too

[@InnerCityPoet]

That was Amanda from GTA 5 at 1:41

[@Gaz_42069]

Is*

[@reallyryan_]

GTA IV is so much more entertaining the NPC's, the physics the story I miss this fucking game!

[@tomzztar_mk255]

Just play it ;DD

[@KewlIdc]

Yea better than V but GTA SA was tight too

[@reallyryan_]

@@KewlIdc Yeah man SA was the shit! Gotta play that again too

[@KewlIdc]

@@reallyryan_ Yea I love how you can take over territories that was fun shit they should have that in the new GTA games

[@reallyryan_]

@@KewlIdc yeah I used to do that when I was younger I only had the PS2 version I was surprised how things are in GTA V like the ballas overtook grove Street

[@zachariah74]

Remember guys, don't steal a mans car if he threatens to cut your nose off. He's probably serious.

[@77Phoenix]

Or someone coming after your family, he won't leave the door, even if his fingers got crushed

[@themanwiththeplan728]

Also, if someone is trying to go to burger shot and says someone is gonna get shot. Stay out of his way

[@ander2317]

1:37 I hate, WAITING! 😂

[@satanasatana7931]

You've got a good ear man! I heard that too in the backround .

[@kxmmillienzillien8871]

my most favorite one is "lets go bowling, cousin"

[@genjuro3185]

Thanks a lot for expanding this saga, now with GTA IV. ;) 0:27 Is he talking about Sissy Spacek? The actress from 1976 Brian de Palma's Carrie. 1:06 He actually says: Get off me, p*to!!! 3:34 Oh... This reminds me of Chronos being eviscerated by Kratos in God of War III. :P Thanks again, whatever man. ;)

[@mando482]

Sissy is American slang for coward. Not an actor from 1976.

[@somebody1550]

GOAT wooosh

[@mando482]

@@somebody1550 Ahhh shit

[@Jeansowaty]

He doesn't say "puto", he says "poodle". The guy is high or something and keeps seeing dogs everywhere.

[@minidriversouthsweden5137]

GTA 4 always had the better and more funny NPC conversations. It’s just so funny listening to them. I could sit in a car on a busy street and just listen to the NPC’s conversations and burst out laughing sometimes.

[@thirdhandlv4231]

Not really, every game has funny npc dialogue.

[@minidriversouthsweden5137]

@@thirdhandlv4231 yeah you’re right but GTA series has some funny NPC’s and it’s just hilarious sitting in a car watching the npc conversations and it lifts the game a little makes it more entertaining I think.

[@ivratsdargy955]

0:47 "I'm going to fucking find you motherfucker" Took him only 2 seconds, eat that Liam Neeson.

[@abeldamianvazquezortiz1798]

"Usually I fuck Today I fight" Best one

[@THEXGAMER01]

"Put this dog in yo mouth" -Hotdog Vendor

[@nekipeh7373]

1:07 LMAO i died xD

[@robertdiulgerov1674]

1:09 so be it 👊👊👊

[@Lalo-8000]

1:19 Rest In Piss Pedestrian's fingers (2008-Ouch!)

[@fastwing3295]

One time i downed a cop in GTA 4 and he said: "My wife's gonna kill me for coming late!"

[@euridr2141]

You missed "I don't have any bannanas"

[@polorican5023]

Nothing in my coffee nothing in my coffee

[@euridr2141]

"I gotta buy a new pair of shoes!"

[@ID_Shadowz]

That's why this is part 1, maybe part 2 or 3 buddy. lol

[@euridr2141]

@@ID_Shadowz yeah, you're rigth.

[@connorkennway2255]

and to many gorillas that one kills me

[@Robsonski96]

All I see is a typical day in New York.

[@Mr_Maskins]

"Hey bro, either I get to burger shot, or someone is getting shot" 🤣 People really are like this too

[@fullreddotsight8300]

Am I the only one who's WAITING for Meltdown all Possibilities?

[@whatever57010]

working on it :)

[@fullreddotsight8300]

@@whatever57010 OK thanks for reply

[@zachariah74]

In the meantime, you can check for Whatever57010 video updates on his discord server! :D

[@RichyTheGamer1]

0:43 Life goal

[@PlittHD]

My big issue with GTA IV and V Online is that the protagonist is silent. The random comments is something I miss alot when online. *YELLO CAAR*

[@bearofthewoods123-8]

*MRR MANN*

[@_wanted_outlaw3007]

your protagonist is not silent in GTA 4 he screams if you fall out of a helicopter and you can talk to players buy greeting

[@KewlIdc]

Well that's how Niko is people likes to stay quiet respect and GTA online voices are yours technically like Claude he's slient for some reason Rockstars revealed the reason with them saying GTA III is not gonna have a voice actor it's unknowned

[@KewlIdc]

@KioskHacking Negative and Positive GTA IV's multiplayer was so much fun the airport race and modders dude better than V boring as hell until Red Dead came out V drop Arthur Morgan wins

[@AKHerrr]

MR MANNNNN, YELLOW CARRRRR, TAXIII CABBB

[@misterudik6101]

3:20 like Bully script

[@iim4xii129]

"I've never even had a three-way!" -Incapacitated cop

[@deadchanneldontwatch7347]

3:02 LOL

[@jimjerry6560]

They're like living shitposts

[@lcph1105]

1:44 Sounds like Amanda cheating on Michael

[@nitsu2947]

Must be, She must've cheated with the tennis coach

[@Raijin...]

LOL

[@nahin6553]

Michael wants to know the Tennis Coach's Location

[@Rosteg2406]

„My guts are coming out“ is an excessively funny line

[@scottmurphy4278]

0:05 “WHAT?! I’ll cut your NOSE off for this!” 😂

[@lamacjay4387]

1:19 rip fingers

[@vmann8168]

3:52 "everybody stay calm I'm with lcpd" he says while pointing a gun

[@muzictv3933]

1:08 Yeah that's the Russian attitude alright 😂😂

[@MJM-q3o]

🤣

[@urmombiggay6488]

How the hell RG is coming with these dialogues everytime? 🤣🤣

[@mikailugurel8748]

"Hey bro either I get to burger shot or someone is getting shot" this is best

[@Scentygaming2055]

"hey bro, either i get to burger shot or someone is getting shot" nice rhyme bro

[@yerdasellsavon3136]

“Everyone cover your asshole” I wonder how the writers come up with things like this

[@whocares6965]

I like it when the dying cop says, I never even had a 3 way! 😂

[@RevisedGames]

That's my favorite one lmfao

[@whocares6965]

that line never gets old 😂@@RevisedGames

[@RevisedGames]

@whocares6965 Dude literally I still laugh hard every time I hear it 🤣 The cops in gta 4 say some funny shit lol.

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

1:25 an Asian descendant believing in Greek mythology?

[@SIRSANDMAN0]

I love how some of these feel like scenes from a mockumentary

[@kingaegis89223]

Hope there's a "NPC conversations in foreign language" Those are funny as hell too

[@ICY4k0]

3:38 poor police men

[@Mr_Stefano]

just shows an officer saying “Guess who’s gonna get shot in the face!”

[@jazdajazda2191]

​@@Mr_Stefanoaverage alderney cop (and its los angeles version: sheriff) yes i am 2 years late

[@tayntp]

If you steal a cab or a limo with passengers inside and drive away before they can escape, they will calling for help or sometimes negotiating with you to let them go. And of course, different NPC has different dialogue to the situation.

[@Adrian.R850]

The "Everybody, cover your asshole!" line will always be the best line to ever come out of a GTA police officer's mouth.

[@GY9944]

Considering they’ve written and recorded these and hundreds like these... mind=blown

[@liambobyk219]

3:17 you like prison food?😂

[@squankymcfootlong2881]

“I need to quit. I’m about to be a grandma you know.” “No kidding? That’s why I smoke meth too.”

[@МаксимКамышенков]

1:06 - 1:11 funnyest shit i've ever hear.

[@bamn1986]

( 3:38 “Guess who’s getting shot in the face?” ) Well that sounds lovely.

[@djmakkattakk6988]

You're disgusting lol!!

[@caraandmalik2108]

0:30 I'll take good care of your teen daughter.

[@ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow]

GTA IV always did give me a Manhunt vibe.

[@caejacksonn]

i remember a cop saying "IM LATE FOR THE DONUT SHOP"

[@krishnamohan4307]

GTA 4 might be the greatest video game ever made

[@ilearnedhownottobejealous2301]

I understand why people say this is better then GTA 5....this game had a lot of stuff too My top PS3 games Red dead redemption GTA 4 GTA 5

[@misterraidenxd_4819]

Gta5 also has its own things to do.

[@karimm2]

Lookig forward to part 2.

[@Silver_007_DM]

"Hey Bro Either I get to Burger Shot or someone is getting shot" #1 Best NPC Dialouge award

[@ferroustang3650]

3:49 Taxi driver: "Is everyone a shitty driver?"

[@JustJohn505]

Can you please do a video where Trevor insults homeless people There this one where he screams "Off with the aliens!"😂😂😂

[@FilipinoFurry]

Me: 1:17 because u are everywhere

[@KewlIdc]

Boring

[@KewlIdc]

Dude GTA V has boring insults and NPCS

[@JustJohn505]

@@KewlIdc please complain somewhere else thx

[@KewlIdc]

@@JustJohn505 Shhhh thx