Funny Pics Of Totally Clueless People Caught In Action | Happy Land

[@kimlockhart7727]

S.O.B., we have had our kettle well over 8 years, January 21, 2023, just found the extra cord length, just feeling like an old moron, thanks.😂

[@testsubject5990]

4:53 oh the dad knew, he has been waiting for years for this opportunity. Huge opened bottle of vodka in sitting in the cupboard and he suddenly stopped drinking from it for years to leave sitting in there after it got swapped with water.

[@fatherjack636]

Well I’m gonna admit to it. As soon as I saw the kettle lead thing, I went and checked mine and holy shit, there is extra lead. Never knew 😂😂😂

[@alisonmary1443]

Just off to do the same 😂...... didn't find extra lead!

[@countesscable]

@@alisonmary1443

[@ladyvincenza]

Some of these people have a lot of humility admitting their mistakes! Good on y'all.

[@joannemorris4451]

Bear spray! Some folks spray it on their own bodies to keep the bears away! (You're supposed to spray it at a bear if it attacks you)

[@DoloresLehmann]

Well, I guess they think it works like insect repellent.

[@unkannyunkanny9232]

@@DoloresLehmann A ranger wondered what a bear was doing with some rope. Was it entangled? Nope. It was loving the pepper spray a camper sprayed on the rope. Not a repellent, it was a condiment.

[@DoloresLehmann]

@@unkannyunkanny9232 Nice story!

[@lennychorn147]

Sad, but true.

[@michaelgarrison688]

5:45 I used my phone's "Find Device" app to find my tablet and it said "in your hand" which confused me for a minute. Accidentally hit the icon for my phone.

[@rpc717]

I feel for the studying guy. There was a girl I was in love with since 3rd grade. Senior year of high school she started coming to my house to get help with studying. Once we were snuggled up on a little bird's nest sofa, and once we were in my room, the only ones in the house, and she sat on my bed. We never really did much studying, and she absolutely did not need help anyway. Terrible thing is, my confidence was so nonexistent that it wasn't until several years later that I realized what was really going on.

[@annb2045]

Same! I am clueless when it comes to romantic innuendos. So many males end up in my friend zone. 🙄😄

[@annb2045]

Same! I am clueless when it comes to romantic innuendos. So many males end up in my friend zone. 🙄😄

[@annb2045]

Same! I am clueless when it comes to romantic innuendos. So many males end up in my friend zone. 🙄😄

[@melissaballard4470]

I love the response about the gender neutral bathroom. You go bro!

[@TimeSurfer206]

I was IN THE LADIES ROOM by accident one night, had finished and was washing my hands, when a woman opened the door, stepped in, and stopped. She looked at me, and looked at the door. I looked at the door, saw, ""Ladies," and said. "OH. That explains where the urinals went... "And my doctor wonders why I hate narcotics..." She just nodded, walked in, and grabbed a stall.

[@a.b.creator]

0:46 Human respect goes both ways. Children are a Blessing and part of a family and should be treated as such. The uneducated statement of ' we're not friends' is moot because respect goes BOTH ways. If you disrespect your children they will not have you in their daily lives as adults. No one has to put up with disrespect, abuse or anything resembling it.

[@capers72424]

Well stated, thank you!

[@resetsetmefree478]

@@capers72424 I lived with mom for many years before finally getting enough courage to move out. I'm aware now that she was more abusive and controlling than any other mother on the planet. Plenty of signs of that, but it's amazing what you overlook and put up with as a child and as an adult child sometimes....after dad died she was alone and then she passed away about a year later

[@capers72424]

@@resetsetmefree478 I’m sorry you had to deal with that, Reset. Nobody deserves a parent like that.

[@resetsetmefree478]

@@capers72424 hey thanks pal, I still am having a difficult time with the whole "adulting" thing being an only child and all, that would be the other side of the coin as well

[@capers72424]

@@resetsetmefree478 with the maturity and awareness you displayed here, you will have it in no time. The transition isn’t easy for many of us. Keep up the good work, this stranger on the internet is proud of you, for whatever that is worth!

[@jopickles7332]

While these are funny where is the one on advert for the guy going into a diner?

[@England-Bob]

The look on Americans faces when they find out the American keyboard setting is “English(simplified).

[@lennychorn147]

In what ways is the British keyboard different?

[@TimeSurfer206]

@@lennychorn147 For starters, the "Uppercase 3" is NOT a #, it is a £.

[@lennychorn147]

@TimeSurfer206 OK, some characters are in different locations. But what about the layout of the alphabet? What is meant by "English simplified"?

[@G6JPG]

@@lennychorn147 ​ @TimeSurfer206 Not only are many characters in different places (for example, @ and " are more or less transposed), but the right-hand Alt key produces áéíóúÁÉÍÓÚ€. (Though I didn't discover this for some years!)

[@AndersPuschel]

At least they can probably find the apostrophe.

[@monkeymonkey8526]

Well I must be clueless because i don't get what's wrong with 6:48?

[@TimRuffle]

Seen this in another vid'- it's the umbrella from a picnic table propped up against the wall. Makes no sense here without the caption.

[@LMakaCobra]

I don’t know why, doesn’t finish it in the caption, but I heard it was a pool cover hung over the fence lol. Ur not clueless

[@monkeymonkey8526]

@@TimRuffle Thank you so much! I see it now, lol.

[@monkeymonkey8526]

@@LMakaCobra Thank you very much! I felt so dumb trying to figure it out but I can see it now that you and TimRuffle pointed it out, lol.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

PrincessPoopyPants, don't feel bad, I didn't get it either!

[@korbell1089]

4:01 just looking at his haircut you can tell his whole life is full of poor choices!🤣

[@zaarkhananal7165]

6:58 this is the British spelling of realize.

[@MrJacobThrall]

Sort of. Realize is the traditional spelling, and still preferred by the Oxford English Dictionary (and Cambridge, if I remember rightly?). The Times editorial style guide used the -ize ending up until the early 90s, but moved over to the -ise variant. So yes, British English has tended towards the newer -ise spelling for a while now, while US English never really changed, but the distinction isn't universally applied.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

4:31 - Book, Brook, Cool, Cuckoo, Drool, Fool, Foot, Good, Hood, Hoop, Loop, Moon, Noon, Pool, Poor, Sloop, Swoop, Tool, Woo, Zoom, and probably some more I haven't thought of. 7:19 - So, you're saying the Proud Boys are cops?

[@TimeSurfer206]

No. We all know not all Proud to be Loud Little Boys are not cops. But we DO know all too many cops are proud to be Loud Little Boys. Little boys, with little diqks, and big guns. And even BIGGER egos.

[@mkvv5687]

Well, that's hardly any proof at all, is it?

[@lennychorn147]

You fell for the epic troll.

[@stevenrix7024]

Just think, if you’d been to school then some others might have come to mind…

[@aerisgainsborough2141]

@@stevenrix7024 doofy needs a classroom...looks wooly but boo hoo, food's zoomin' but woody...goofy wookies too? give him some pooky and cook the sook lookin' took.. any more?

[@EddieM1994]

Can anyone explain the Tim Pool one in the thumbnail?

[@SusannaSaunders]

Totally agree with treat your kids well! I didn't speak with my father for the last decade or so of his life, and I've not spoken to my mother for the last 5+ years and have no intention to. She made her choices...

[@willbephore3086]

There was a class my ex taught, of the kind that's legally mandated by court. In it, she would have the participants say what they said to their child, but they had to stand on a table and say it to another adult who was on the ground. And they had to say it with the same tones and volume they said it to their kids in. Most of them literally couldn't get through the exercise, because it was so obviously, so unreasonably disrespectful. It's crazy what people don't think kids deserve.

[@intercat4907]

I found the music. Thank you for crediting it.

[@Darapsa]

Realise is British. Realize is American.

[@vpsn99]

Reailze is US/Canadian. Realise is rest of the world.

[@MrJacobThrall]

Sort of. Realize is the traditional spelling, and still preferred by the Oxford English Dictionary (and Cambridge, if I remember rightly?). The Times editorial style guide used the -ize ending up until the early 90s, but moved over to the -ise variant. So yes, British English has tended towards the newer -ise spelling for a while now, while US English never really changed, but the distinction isn't universally applied.

[@sherrygraham8650]

All you kettle cord people beware, my toaster is the same way.

[@rebeccalopez7056]

Love the piano playing so soothing 😌

[@anna9072]

1:29 - response gets 5 stars from me.

[@zendell37]

Was wondering who roasted Tim Pool. Lying thumbnail.

[@ezura4760]

I’m speechless… Look, mood, cook, food, noodles, cool, tool, hook, soon, hood, moon, noon, boon, drool, fool, pool, wool… I could go on forever…

[@G6JPG]

Actually, it said "double oo" - which would be oooo. (Which the word given didn't contain anyway.) I love it when people try to be smart like that but shoot themselves in the foot!

[@willowm94]

1:10 GOOD ANSWER!!!

[@kaffir76]

4:29 FOOD, STOOD, ROOT, BOOT, SHOOT etc. ... Lol 😂 has

[@mkvv5687]

What, you think that's proof or somethin'?

[@Ginger315]

The words sex and boobs were censored. Really ?

[@G6JPG]

And the answer isn't valid anyway: more or less only humans and a few similar primates - and not _really_ most of them - have these huge things; dogs, cats, goats, and most other mammals manage to feed their young with much smaller ones, usually far more at a time too. (OK, cows, but they're the result of centuries [or more] of breeding.)

[@enieniz]

I know, Americans are going through some kind of existential crisis lately 🤣🤣🤣 Meanwhile the world is: wth is wrong with these people 🧐🧐🧐

[@Indianaflynn]

Yeah, gotta take issue with the one at 7.02. It is 'realise', not our fault when you declared yourself your own country that you decided to mess with the language as well. It's English, not American English. That's just what you tell yourself lol.

[@MrJacobThrall]

Well, no. Realize is the traditional spelling, and still preferred by the Oxford English Dictionary (and Cambridge, if I remember rightly?). The Times editorial style guide used the -ize ending up until the early 90s, but moved over to the -ise variant. So yes, British English has tended towards the newer -ise spelling for a while now, while US English never really changed, but the distinction isn't universally applied. It's certainly not the case that realize is an American invention.

[@patrickturner2417]

4:27....ask that person to spell "fool".

[@zt5547]

3:20 ... that must be Sheldon Cooper.

[@envitech02]

Gonna go and check my kettle...

[@AndersPuschel]

Bear spray? Is that something you use on ex-boyfriends?

[@cyirvine6300]

True love.... my mil complained about cords being too short and my fil removed them replacing it with long ones. Every time!

[@patmyles4776]

I have never seen so many straw men in my life.

[@greyhood2564]

6:30 has somebody put that on r/nothowgirlswork yet?

[@resetsetmefree478]

5:20 she was the first one to be taught the new math

[@michaelgarrison688]

I wonder how many people never pick up on that.

[@elloradavidson2653]

4:31 Loop, coop, moon.

[@qsperspective4287]

Some people would cripple themselves to get a handicap sticker for their car.

[@davidhunt1350]

"well to be honest" bear spray, should work like bug spray, bug spray is insecticide, "after all you spray bug spray at bugs", like you spray "fly spray at flies," when police don't want to deal with assholes, they don't spray mase on themselves.

[@dancingghostgirl2291]

Can someone explain the thumbnail

[@JimC]

1:36 it ain't free. your taxes paid for it.

[@jeannek.srensen856]

6.51....what's the joke?

[@jimmeven1120]

I don't get that one either.

[@victrola2007]

Covid snark slide isn't going to age well in the more important area. Just pointing out something pretty obvious by now.🤷‍♀️

[@alfnoakes392]

What is a Covid Snark Slide please? Serious question.

[@G6JPG]

This whole video only contains two pics.

[@davidhunt1350]

at 5:40 "there are no pronouns in the bible",,,, "And GOD said, now let "US" create human beings in "OUR" own image.

[@JW-vi2nh]

I don't get how the woman @ 2:55 is being clueless. I've heard this story so, so many times over the years. It happens and is disgusting and wrong. Does it have to do with the fact that she has Dr in her name? What in the world would that matter? Even if she were a medical doctor, and even if she were in the field that performs those types of procedures, it isn't like she could perform it on herself. She'd still have to have a colleague agree to do it for her. Where is the cluelessness here?

[@CraftHarlot]

It doesn't have anything to do with her title, other than the fact that a woman who is intelligent enough to earn a doctorate isn't being treated as intelligent enough to know whether she wants children or not.

[@OptiPopulus]

Its clueless because it's clearly a lie. Doctor would lose their medical license if they pulled that I think

[@JW-vi2nh]

@@OptiPopulus No, it most certainly is not a lie. Just go spend even ten minutes over on r/Childfree and you'll find dozens of posts from people who have been in that exact situation. Hell, when I was in my early 20s I asked about getting surgically sterilized and was told that no doctor would ever approve it at my age because I didn't have kids. My mother wasn't "allowed" to get her tubes tied until she'd had three kids and even then it was a struggle to find someone who would do it. Even after the surgery was scheduled, she still had to deal with several attempts to talk her out of it before it was finally done. This is the biggest problem I have with this pro-life BS, laws being changed to further limit women's reproductive rights. We already deal with doctors who refuse sterilizations saying things like "Oh, you'll change your mind" or "YOU might not want kids NOW but what if you get married to someone who DOES?" At least before, a woman who had been denied sterilization because of her age or because she didn't have "enough" kids could get an abortion if an accident happened. Now, they can either remain celibate until menopause or are forced to give birth when you tried to prevent it in the first place. It's disgusting and wrong and if you think that stuff doesn't happen, you have no idea what really goes on with women's health. That stuff is so common, in fact, that r/Childfree has a sidebar link dedicated solely to doctors who ARE willing to give young, childless women sterilization surgery without trying to shame them, talk them out of it or tell them they don't know their own minds. The list is woefully short, with less than 5 in my entire state, out of probably many hundred doctors in the field.

[@DoloresLehmann]

The cluelessness is due to the fact that she isn't allowed to decide whether SHE HERSELF wants to have children or not, but that decision seems to belong to an unknown, only potentially existing man.

[@sabineschroter1012]

I think in this case "clueless" refers to the other doctor who is not willing to tie the tubes.

[@violetvio9117]

I don't find stupid funny. I find it sad.

[@thrasher121]

First

[@barbarajobling5665]

Please leave longer to read each one 💖.

[@redroger3637]

Double tap the middle of the left half of the screen and the clip will go back 10 seconds. To go forward 10 seconds, double tap the middle of the right half of the screen.

[@KassiusFineArt]

Please consider changing the music.

[@sabineschroter1012]

Nooooooo!!! 🤯

[@randomobserver8168]

The atheist one is true. They don't have the equivalent of churches, although the churches are rather passive and just sit there. The atheists DO spend a lot of time on KZbin calling out people for saying harmless stuff like "Mozart had a gift from God", so that's pretty tiresome and intrusive.

[@TimeSurfer206]

Not as tiring and intrusive as someone saying, "But I'm a GoooOOoooOOOoD CHRISTIAN!"

[@dadoctah]

Atheists, nudist, vegans: three types of people identified with a label that says what they don't do.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I would never call someone out for saying that, even though I don't share the belief. On the other hand, in response to a comment recently (I had not mentioned I was an atheist) I very politely and respectfully showed my regard for the other person's beliefs, but stated that I did not share them. In the sweetest possible way, they then told me they were thinking of me and would pray for me... but that I was definitely damned. It was simultaneously one of the most wholesome and most devastating exchanges I've ever had on here. All you can do is laugh, really 😕

[@YeahNo]

Some of us don’t need fear of an imaginary sky daddy to be ordinary decent people and contribute to our community without persecuting others. 🤣

[@lycian123]

It’s not the ridiculous theism but the arrogance that their religion is the better one and all others are irrelevant.

[@DoloresLehmann]

0:39 Asking an intentionally misleading question like this doesn't prove anything. So, human and pig embryos look very similar, so what? A human embryo is a human being because it is a) a being, and b) human. What it looks like has nothing to do with it.

[@bukka6697]

Nope, it's not a human, it's a collection of cells with no brain, spine or any of the other organs humans have. It's like a wart or a cyst at that stage of development and can be cut out without a moment's hesitation. The point of the picture was that people who believe an embryo is a person don't have a clue what an embryo really is (or is not).

[@tinytt854]

Too small to read

[@erinmiller1433]

No, you just need glasses

[@markjohansen6048]

Re pig embryo: ok, cute. And your point is? That a pig embryo looks similar to a human embryo? Ok, so what? You seem to think that is some sort of argument that a human embryo is not human. If I showed you a photo of a well made sex doll you might think it was a real person. Would that prove ... Anything ... About the humanity of real women?

[@rpc717]

Many of these are reversible - the "voice of reason" response is way stupider than the original statement.

[@erinmiller1433]

Example?

[@tiredofit1968]

so, thought i could find a few laughs here, and all i found was politics. No thanks

[@G6JPG]

Yes, misleading title; it only contains two pictures altogether.

[@markjohansen6048]

give $600 to someone whose needs are already met: and this is why some people remain poor. Be cause they think they have absolutely no choice but to spend every dime they receive on "necessities" like cable tv, fast food, and alcohol, and so it is simply impossible for them to save. If someone was literally starving, if that $600 was all that enabled him to eat for another few days you'd have an argument. But few people in America or Europe are starving. They don't need the extra money to survive. They spend it on little luxuries. While others who are just as poor save and invest and work their way out of poverty.

[@markjohansen6048]

RE if you gave $600 to a poor person, he'd have no choice but to spend it immediately to survive: Yeah, that's why you're still poor. Because you think you just have no choice but to spend every dime you get immediately on necessities of life like cable TV and the latest cell phone. Are their people in the world who are so poor that if you gave them $600, it would be the difference between life and death? Yes. Is that the typical experience of someone classified as "poor" in the western world? No. Some people get rich because they have the discipline to do without little luxuries and save and invest. Others remain poor because they can't imagine going without or even delaying gratifying their desires. And then you have these people who justify their counter-productive behavior and tell them "it's not your fault". Maybe that makes them feel better in the short term. But what would really help them in the long term is someone teaching them some personal responsibility. Lest you wonder, no, I'm not rich. But I'm a lot better off than my parents were when I was growing up, because my parents taught me personal responsibility.

[@flyoverkid55]

Okay, I get it. You administer a liberally biased site. No big deal. The GOP rep was wrong about pronouns in the Bible. But she never commented in a Congressional hearing that bringing troops to Guam from Okinawa might cause Guam to capsize ( Rep. Hank Johnson, D GA ). Do you suppose you could try and be a little even handed with your videos, or would that be a bridge too far?

[@mannydavis7708]

Johnson was using a metaphor that the island was at tipping point in the sense that the influx of military personnel will overwhelm the island's infrastructure and ecosystem. There is about 180,000 people there and at the peak of construction, Guam's population would increase by 79,000 people, or about 45 percent. The EPA had reportedly said the military buildup could trigger island-wide water shortages and overload sewage systems and other public utilities. You've never heard the phrase "reached a tipping point?" It was a choice of words that could be misconstrued but not as dumb as you think it is.

[@flyoverkid55]

@@mannydavis7708 I have to call bullshit on that. Not only did he specifically use the term " capsize ", those in attendance were dumbstruck by his use of it. If, in fact, he meant overwhelmed or something similar, why use capsize? You're making excuses for a man that can't form a cogent thought and express it.

[@MJFallout]

So you're saying you want a safe space? Got your little feel-feels hurt?

[@flyoverkid55]

@@MJFallout Not at all. Don't project your butthurt feelings on to me. I can't help you with reading comprehension.

[@youcantescapehim]

The waffle House has found its new host

[@markjohansen6048]

RE point to the place on your body where the student loans are: I think the point is, I am forced to work to earn money to pay taxes to pay someone else's student loans. What part of my body? I have to take my entire body to the job site to work. Saying, "Where on your body are student loans" is a silly, frivolous rebuttal.

[@markjohansen6048]

RE doctor wouldn't tie my tubes because someday I might get married and future husband might want kids: I'm guessing that never happened. But if did, you could easily go to another doctor who would do the operation without a second thought. Even if this story is absolutely true, which I doubt, it would be at most a minor inconvenience, delaying getting you the operation by perhaps a few weeks.

[@madwhitehare3635]

I don’t understand the intention behind the pig embryo one…and the atheist one was complete garbage. Goodby ‘happy land’.

[@ThaFuzzwood]

You mean that in both cases religious nutcases got owned?

[@truthbetold2354]

The little brat saying they haven't talked to their mom in 10 years doesn't deserve a mom. We aren't your friends or cool we are here to protect you even if you little feelings get upset about being a child and having boundaries. Smh.

[@capers72424]

It isn’t one way or the other, you know. There is a HUGE range in the middle where boundaries are respectfully set and the relationship nurtured. I wouldn’t like a guy like the one denying his kids privacy as a friend, I certainly wouldn’t trust him if he was my parent! My kids had boundaries set for them, grew up to be wonderful adults, and are absolute delights in every way.

[@BTA08]

You don't know him and you know nothing about what he went through with his family, his mother. How dare you to say he doesn't deserve a mum? EVERY child deserves a good mum, but some people shouldn't have kids. Parents don't need to be loved or respected just because they are our parents. Some of them really don't deserve it. So don't judge and stop calling people names just because of a different opinion.

[@BCNomader]

@@BTA08 Very nice, If you hadn't said it, I was going to.

[@BCNomader]

You forgot, it's protect, nurture, and teach. If you are incapable of all three you shouldn't have kids.

[@Lushy-Nights]

You my friend are why people need a license to have kids

[@voiceofraisin241]

I think that guy was misguided. It is actually do you know how to tell If someone is lgbtq? They will throw it in your face within the first five minutes of talking to them. Like we actually care.

[@dadoctah]

I thought that was how you could tell if someone was Canadian.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

As I have mentioned before, as a shrivelled grape you don't really carry a lot of water...

[@voiceofraisin241]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 next time save your breath. We already know you are gay.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@voiceofraisin241 No breath was wasted during my typing. You do not know I am gay. I don't even think you know my gender.

[@Maerahn]

What exactly do you mean by "they will throw it in your face?" If you're also one of 'those people' who says things like "You can always tell, y'know - the funny voice, the over-the-top mannerisms, the wacky clothes, The Earring, the dyed hair...!" I'm afraid you have INSTANTLY invalidated your own argument.

[@theCajunCrocHunter]

I'm glad Trump won every time I see pro liberal memes....