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[@sixstacksw1tcher]

"so how much have you had to drink tonight?" "about half a water" broooo first guy had me dying

[@glennturner4807]

Moonshine is more like it...LOL

[@jackdempsey6349]

"i dont do well with tests" "why?" "i dont know, im a pretty straight forward guy"

[@misschievous4850]

Lmao I died

[@K.Spade7902]

There's a channel where a reporter or lawyer goes around confronting cops with that question. Giving them the same hard time they give us. They don't react well!

[@Marshall._F]

It’s the seriousness of the cop tolerating the guy that kills me💀😭

[@edgarvilla6941]

" i was down at the longest beach this morning" officer: wheres that?" Driver: Long Beach

[@guccifruit.]

Edgar Villa I thought that’s what I heard him say lol

[@Rocmax417]

Edgar Villa if I went to Long Beach I would make that joke all the time for the rest of the day, and I don’t even drink it’s just punny

[@onbored9627]

@@Rocmax417 that shit made me laugh so fucking hard. "long beach" his delivery is so perfect.

[@ozbarge9761]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gwenthompson8347]

😁😁😁😁

[@joemilton7552]

bless that selfless man for volunteering for 12 years of probation...

[@eulyduran7799]

😫🤣

[@dementedweasel1]

@@eulyduran7799 Perhaps he will volunteer for jail time?

[@cjturner370]

I know right 🤣🤣😂

[@tytytyme33]

I've been on probation for 2 years and couldn't imagine doing 10 more fucking years.

[@Peabody388]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@rsyoda943]

"Just tryna get home to grandma Betty she's not doing so well these days" LMFAOOOO

[@BUCKEYE614]

The guy in the beginning definitely wasn’t drunk. He was just a straight forward guy.

[@matiasgonzalez1149]

🤣

[@Nantosuelta]

just tryna get back to grandma Betty, she isnt doin real good

[@carpii]

doesn't the sobriety test require you to walk straight forward? Why would he have such a problem doing well with that?

[@cocksure8430]

Yeah, drove his car 'straight forward' into a bush......

[@email4664]

Portland Oregon. Lots of drunk bubbas around

[@patrickchubey3127]

" We don't catch the bright ones "....... best police comment ever.

[@marcoAKAjoe]

Patrick Chubey very true

[@JohnSmith-yi9cp]

That guy was pretty innocent tho. He was just very poor thats all. Amd might had some mental issues thats why he had drugs

[@andregracio6882]

@@JohnSmith-yi9cp Suspended drivers license and trying to hide a gun... Right, innocent...

[@CountryBoy109945]

@@JohnSmith-yi9cp Poor? He had his own car, drugs and an illegal gun. I doubt he is poor or rich, just a common criminal and thief.

[@jamesa.w.parisho8189]

@@JohnSmith-yi9cp You are so high up on a cloud you have no idea how poor people in America live. You are very sheltered and naive. Visit Appalachia, where people have no plumbing, use outhouses and bucket baths. Where people still cook and heat their homes with cast iron stoves.

[@melodysmith6429]

After all these years I still have that saying stuck in my head. "We don't catch the bright ones!"

[@EarthSurferUSA]

They don't catch the privileged ones either, guilty of some very high crimes, which would be their political bosses. Things like dead supreme Judges who die at a party after dinner, with no investigation or autopsy, (Justice Scalia), resulting in rigged elections,---- are pretty high crimes of the privileged.

[@Slicer1475]

Dude - "I've never committed a crime in my life." Cop - "But you're on probation." Dude - "Yes." Cop - "You volunteered to be on probation for 12 years? For burglary?" Dude - "Yes."

[@christopheraaron8299]

You don't have to commit a crime to be found guilty of one.

[@Slicer1475]

@@christopheraaron8299 ain't that the truth? Heard that.

[@Developer-online]

just another straight forward guy

[@mandymoore5774]

@christopher Aaron TOUCHÉ sir! Touché!

[@Chris-cf2kp]

I mean *technically* it is actually a coherent statement, even if he clearly doesn't (and didn't during the burglary) realize he 'volunteered' for probation when he committed the crime lol..

[@thesmallestfeller]

How much have you had to drink tonight? “Uhno...like half a water.”

[@breselexiapsychicmedium346]

WorthyofJustice that shit was funny

[@j.camarero5567]

*21 Savage voice* A LOT

[@violentpolska]

Dude i wanna fukin' party with that first guy!!! Him and Grandma Betty! X-D

[@imhappyandyou.4003]

Call the man a taxi or an Uber!. He earned it with that funny a** answer!. LOL

[@ralphdiaz7288]

Don’t do well with test just a straight forward guy😂😂

[@somebutter6755]

“You mind doing some tests for us?” “No I don’t do too good on tests.” “Why’s that?” “I’m a pretty straightforward guy.”

[@thetruththetruth6717]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Spike_365]

xD

[@johnnybgood774]

Lmao

[@hanksCorner7011]

FOR BEING DRUNK HE IS PRETTY SLY!

[@uhsepevaldez8470]

Me being tested for adhd

[@Taelyr]

“Maybe you’ll voluntarily admit you stole this stuff and voluntarily go to jail” 💀💀

[@Osmone_Everony]

8:27 Cop: "Both victims a 100% identified you as the suspect": Suspect: "Three!" 🤣😂😆

[@thisisntanoption702]

I didn't hear the suspect say that. Sounded like the other cop.

[@predictorbibulous3327]

"He's jealous of me playing the web, I'm one of the top, top nations in the country" Just profound wisdom

[@cooperfisken5197]

Woo pig baby

[@MattSyversonthePaperbackRocker]

Dog will hunt

[@channelname1019]

@@MattSyversonthePaperbackRocker El Sob number one

[@TheSchnozGobbler]

200+ IQ moments

[@victoro.9100]

So much awe in one sentence 😂

[@The_Rad_Dad3]

Legend has it, he’s STILL playing Atomic Dove to this day....

[@TheGamersGrotto]

Ohhhh ... I thought he was saying Atomic Dung lol

[@donutdan1508]

@@TheGamersGrotto Right on man! Atomic Dung is the shit!

[@thegreathutt]

well you don‘t become one of the the best nations in the country by slacking off

[@ralph1881]

The devs make updates on the google play store cuz hes putting them thru college 🤣

[@TheGamersGrotto]

@@donutdan1508 LOL

[@yishaithegift9953]

"I don't do good with test" Cop- "Why's that?" ..."I'm a pretty straight forward guy." I don't know why I thought that reply was genius. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

For some reason the nonchalant way the last cop says "don't break your face, just sit back there and relax " is absolutely killing me

[@rckkeller9437]

Definitely a trump voter…

[@joyo8943]

Judge: "we're going to need someone to volunteer for some probation." That guy: "over here, I'll do it." Judge: "thank you sir."

[@tjwright]

I just see a scene from Hunger Games.. " I offer myself as tribute". LOL

[@loveall1013]

That was the funniest part of the show. “I ain’t never done a crime in all my life.” “You’re on probation. What’d you do, volunteer for it?” “Yes, I volunteered.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 didn’t he say it 12 years too? 😂

[@bobbyshmurda5225]

::::: "idk how I got on probation"

[@krumby]

BWhahahaha!!!!! Man, stupid is as stupid does! :-D

[@AimForTheBushes908]

😂😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@love_wins_2218]

" I've never committed a crime in my life." LE: "So you voluntarily are on probation for 12 years?" "Yeah" 🤦🤣😎

[@tkso.philly3879]

Why are you on probation? -I don't know. I guess because I haven't been wearing my face mask and I caught it somewhere-

[@Yosetime]

@@tkso.philly3879 hahahaha!!

[@tiptopanteater7713]

thats a long ass commitment

[@justinhansen9361]

Thought it was 12 months? 🤔

[@slimbuttermilk]

That one broke the needle on the LMFAO meter.

[@randomgrinn]

"I'm one of the top nations in the country". Such talent.

[@rj5801]

Golden quotes from this lmao: "So you voluntarily decided to do 12 years probation." "Yeah, that's it. Voluntarily." From handcuffs: "Suspect what?! What chu' mean suspect?"

[@TheRisingStorm316]

*sUsPeCt WhAt?* *WhAtChU mEaN sUsPeCt?*

[@Squeaxx]

“Thought he was being cute blowing his hanky but he blew his crack.” 😂😂😂

[@gwenthompson8347]

😁😁😁😁

[@felixbarriga3454]

Haha

[@andrewchapman5659]

"Just one Second"

[@jacobblunk5645]

Hahaha 😂

[@kevin2good4u6]

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[@louisavondart9178]

Like father, like son... Reminds of a time when I took a young man in for DWI. His father drove to the police station to collect him. Drunk. So he gets arrested. Then mom comes to collect them. Drunk. Whole family locked up in one night for the same offence. The judge was not amused.

[@SpaceCadet4Jesus]

That's three tacos short of a combination platter.

[@matildabishops9196]

@@SpaceCadet4Jesus ….That’s a big platter!

[@matildabishops9196]

@@SpaceCadet4Jesus ….That’s a big platter!

[@zzbudzz]

🤦 🤦 🤦

[@walteroreilly8963]

Except that the father committed no crime and was arrested.

[@Wutzmename]

I laughed MAO when they placed him in the back *_STILL IN HIS CROSSDRESSING CLOTHES!!_* 🤣

[@Queenmayhem_0717]

😂😂😂😂

[@lankey6969]

"I want to press charges and I personally want to beat her myself, but I won't do that." I love that woman.

[@sabrinakoodabachus9561]

“Why are you bleeding?” “He beat me with a stick”😂😂😂😂

[@TheRisingStorm316]

*Well, he’s not wrong.*

[@Anonymous-lq2bs]

Back in my day we didn’t have video games. We went outside and beat n-words with sticks.

[@cbbro4890]

@@Anonymous-lq2bs 🤔

[@WolfMoonstarMAC]

Officer "How'd you get on probation? You volunteer for it?" DA: "yup I volunteered for it" Best line ever.

[@scuddrunner1]

I watched one of theses where the cop found drugs in the bad guys pants pocket and the bad guy says, Officer, I'm as shocked as you are. These aren't even my pants.

[@mazystarr]

ask a stupid question......

[@WifeBTR123]

DA = dumbass?

[@rippinglipfishing]

@@scuddrunner1 yeah that’s the go to excuse lol

[@brookemcquale5096]

Technically, that may be true, if he plea-bargained.

[@SUBtrauma]

I watch this kind of stuff and I feel like an angel and a genius all at the same time.

[@Alexander-gt4rc]

"There's an overwhelming amount of evidence against you". Lol. Can you imagine if most criminals were halfway intelligent? The cops would just be driving around all day with nothing to do.

[@mlawless89]

Ew cops are f****** gross

[@meems-ke1eb]

Actually, many of them are smart. Blue collar, white collar and everything in between. Shame they don't use it for good.

[@IMWeira]

Every time they get sent to jail, they come back dumber. And the smart ones don't come back for seconds.

[@Anonymous-lq2bs]

They literally drive around all day with nothing to do in suburban areas here. They just do speed traps.

[@Hamed_n69]

the cops work for the smart ones

[@renee7528]

I don’t know why him referring to Grandma Betty is tickling me - and referring to the water as all he’d drank 😂😂😂😂😂

[@melvinve7354]

Grandma betty aint doing so good.... better go drink and drive

[@strangevisions5162]

@Renee "him referring to Grandma Betty is tickling me " so that's how it is in your family...

[@petemavus2948]

@@strangevisions5162 projected onto others 😂

[@pacefka]

"Why dont you do good with tests?" "I don't know, I'm a pretty straightforward guy..."

[@radicalizedonline6825]

😂😂😂😂 I swear the way he says it like the cop is going to be ohhh grandma Betty ?! 😮 ohh your free to go

[@shawnmiller163]

“Is it stuff in your bra? You are wearing a bra right?” Subtle digs at that dude cross dressing 😂😂😂

[@brankobelfranin8815]

that old guy was something else hahaha, cross dressing almost santa

[@Wutzmename]

I laughed MAO when they placed him in the back *_STILL IN HIS CROSSDRESSING CLOTHES!!_* 🤣

[@codyglover9317]

"Ok so you can voluntarily admit that you stole this stuff and voluntarily go to jail" I busted up

[@Caroline.01]

"Down at the worlds longest beach this mornin" "Where's that at?" "Long Beach" 🤣🤣🤣

[@mistrjt9213]

Woman lives with current boyfriend AND ex boyfriend with her kids who are neither of theirs but calls them both step-daddy. Now that's some drama for that mama!

[@louisavondart9178]

Typical hetero stuff...

[@pixbyeli]

She must have that good good

[@nas9229]

@@louisavondart9178 ??? Like getting aids is typical gay stuff? What are u on about g

[@shioriryukaze]

😳😳😳😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[@TheRisskee]

@@louisavondart9178 sorry but I know at least 2 lesbian couples this same exact scenario has happened to. Although, one of them I went to school with and she was married to 8 men before she decided she wanted to shack up with a lady and they got married too and broke up and she started dating another woman and that's when it happened. She's a real damn winner...😬 Another friend and I stay connected with her on FB just to witness the drama. 🤣 We just wanna se who she's married to each month.🤣🤣🤣 And I'm not even exaggerating on 8 different marriages. 9 including the woman she married and divorced. And every time she ends a marriage, she deletes her FB and adds everyone she knew before to her new one. It's absolutely wild!🤣🤣🤣

[@gingotdrip]

"Grandma Betty." 😂

[@marcoAKAjoe]

@@QaosButterfly lol

[@sama1220]

“I volunteered for 12 months of probation for burglary.” That’s crazy 😂😂😂😂

[@nickmonk7945]

12 years

[@ianckoerner]

“Don’t break your face” omg that wrecked me 🤣

[@9elevinTV]

6:30 he said he volunteered to be on probation for 12 years😭😭😭 I'm done

[@2fangs298]

Ive met someone w eyes like his he is dangerous

[@TballAllStar]

9:16 “let me change my change my clothes and ill tell you everything” 😂😂😂 dude was down badddd

[@theoliviaarchives4794]

17:36 "Like father, like son." Lol!

[@Ammon6]

"im a pretty straightforward guy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eddietucker3334]

0:50 "What's your master plan here?" Best cop question I've ever heard!

[@codyeble6764]

Like a true evil genius, he never revealed it

[@briansierzega]

This video taught me one thing::: If you want to spot the criminal in any crowd, look for the guy that’s not wearing a shirt! lol 😂

[@TheRisskee]

It's actually a profiling tactic at least in CA that I know of. I've had multiple LEOs tell me that if someone they suspect have their shirt off, they're either a felon or are going to be. Lol 🤷‍♀️

[@Daniel-S1]

No shirt, no brain.

[@roastytoasty8559]

@@Daniel-S1 no brain no shirt haha

[@helloimclaudio]

@@Daniel-S1 you must be out of shape

[@petemavus2948]

He had to hide the wife beater tshirts not his muscles, wish they exercised their brains more than their right to toxic masculinity 😂

[@Lenny.262]

First guy needs to be director of tourism for the city of Long Beach, California: "Welcome to Long Beach, the world's longest beach" LOL!!✊😂

[@les_5184]

Idk why but the dude throwing the crack followed up by the officer's completely monotone voice saying "this guy is going to jail" is fucking hilarious to me. All of these are funny, I actually enjoy the officers witty comebacks and call outs.

[@twofifty5327]

Don't you just hate it when you're just hanging around minding your own business when someone manages to steal your snot rag and put drugs in it!!

[@TracynTaane]

Lol

[@mlawless89]

Unfortunately it happens constantly and it makes me sad

[@TheRisingStorm316]

LMAO!!

[@marysmith-xo7rt]

Right lol

[@jakobsanchez4265]

I like how the guy said he loves the officer and the officer said “I love ya too” haha that’s a real man. Tough love is the realest love a man can give. 👍👍

[@skahler]

That security guard at 8:50 is lucky to be alive

[@edwardgatey8301]

Yeah. Observe and report security.

[@shawnneice4322]

​@@edwardgatey8301 what do you mean?

[@Onlyhiphopbrendan]

@@shawnneice4322 He means they normally observe crimes taking place and report them to police. They are not always authorized to chase someone like that. He is unarmed security; armed security have much more leeway with pursuing criminals. I bet you that if he in fact did get shot, the casino would pull up some inane policy they have from years ago in very small print, saying you are not allowed to chase. His family wouldn't have gotten anything. Very selfless of him to do that though.

[@shawnneice4322]

@@Onlyhiphopbrendan It depends on the state and the company. As I was CLEET certified armed security in Oklahoma City for a few years.

[@Onlyhiphopbrendan]

@@shawnneice4322 Sorry, clarification, Armed security has much more leeway with what they are and are not able to do. Yellow shirts aren't armed.** Shawns right.

[@47485ksc]

"I was at the longest beach in the world." "Where's that?" "Long Beach." Classic.

[@jackiechan4AAR]

I love when they act like they don’t know their license is suspended

[@Tunis11]

To be fair mine was suspended for 9 months and I had no idea until I tried to renew it. They never sent a letter or contacted me. I paid my speeding ticket within the week I got it, but still somehow ended up with a suspended license. Shit happens.

[@dickhitswater4836]

I had one that I didn’t realize because I’d paid the ticket but didn’t go back in for the second court date that I didn’t realize I had to go to once the fine was paid off. Tried renewing my license, was told it was suspended and to go to the courthouse to find out why. Guess what they do at the court house if you missed a court date? They put out a warrant and suspend your license resulting in my extremely surprising arrest while just trying to renew a license lol. It was just book and release but still not a fun way to spend a couple hours.

[@willelliott5052]

Damn, some police dept will be very fortunate to hire that dedicated security guard.

[@Foxyfreedom]

Or signed by an NFL team

[@Inkednfree333]

As a fellow security officer I can say most cops don’t like us or give us respect. If he does make it into becoming a cop they will prob treat him bad

[@blastofo]

I'm shocked that he chased the dude. In California most security guards aren't allowed to do anything other than call the cops. They're not even allowed to break up a fight or make any physical contact. Probably too many workers comp claims.

[@MiloTheRuler]

I did security in Vegas for 14 years, what that guy did was dumb not heroic... He chased a man who he knew was armed while he himself was not armed, just to retrieve credit cards and IDs that are easily replaced... His life is not, had he died those women would've went back to their home country and never thought twice about him 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@TheRisingStorm316]

Some of these are downright funny as hell because 80% of the criminals are never the brightest bulbs in the box

[@robinoconnor553]

As opposed to the Karen's that get arrested, most of these folks actually understand that the police can, in fact, arrest you.

[@brookemcquale5096]

Well, after a certain amount of times they figure it out.

[@mandymoore5774]

Oh absolutely! There’s quite literally no point whatsoever in resisting! All ur doing is mentally & physically exhausting yourself. Their SO NOT gonna be like “ok, u got free, ur SO good to go!”

[@areaxisthegurkha]

@@brookemcquale5096 lmao

[@strangevisions5162]

@Robin O'Connor "As opposed to the Karen's that get arrested" As opposed to the Sha'nequas, who you're not allowed to arrest

[@hausmaster9801]

A lot of them don’t even have weapons drawn on them either 🤔

[@brandonj5847]

Drunk suspect: I said I love you Office: Yeah I love you too. Hahahahaha 17:20

[@gwenthompson8347]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chandlerdimick1822]

Me “like father, like son!” Officer on the left “ like father, like son!” Officer in the right “like father, like son!” Laugher so hard i didn’t know they’d say it too 😂🤣🤣

[@markhoskins7314]

AWESOME JOB OFFICERS STAY SAFE

[@michjean2297]

*You're under arrest for simple assault right now-* *I DIDN'T ASSAULT NOBODY!* *-and public intoxication.* *...I said I lOvE yAaa* I like how he doesn't even try to fight the intoxication charge

[@liamshockley1856]

"One of the top nations in the country"😂

[@maggiep9007]

A nation of one.

[@Jerkwad152]

The nation of Methistan

[@jonathanbell9349]

That guy is really nice to volunteer for probation lol

[@sniffith745]

I feel better about myself after watching these videos

[@666bishopTPRpro]

So that's why I struggled in school. I am just a straight forward guy 🤣

[@frostwitch7234]

"Oh there we go! Looky there! Oh, by the way, you're under arrest." XD!!!!

[@enriqueh.1951]

That is the fakest ass quote I’ve ever heard from an officer

[@frostwitch7234]

Compared to what? Are you an officer who's been on the job? I'm going to go out on a limb and say no. It was a quote from a police officer. But then again, what could we expect from just another loser who wishes he was Japanese.. "Hiroshi san"... LMFAO..

[@blakeeckert5810]

what can we expect from an overdramatic keyboard cowboy like yourself.... "whisper darkling" lmfao sounds like something a teenager worships and cuts his little wrists to

[@maggiep9007]

People don't act natural on camera. Plus they were feeling proud of themselves dragging this crazed salesman out of his home.

[@craigcricket7932]

29 years sober. Thank you God.

[@self-righteousideologue9398]

What are your thoughts on, "Nobody ever really quits. An addict is an addict when the chips are down." And the other quote, "An addict never truly quits. If he lived the rest of his life never getting drunk/high, then that means he didn't live long enough." A couple quotes I remember reading or hearing somewhere

[@craigcricket7932]

@@self-righteousideologue9398 Don't believe everything you hear.

[@prestonwarren2692]

The son and dad was the best🤣

[@beansncornbread4510]

She threw a tree at me!! Lmao!!

[@Backyardmech1]

“Like father like son.” Even the mom/wife was in a lucid WTF moment. 😂 For a second I thought the wife was getting hemmed up, but dad had the chicken arms. Ones you could smoke like a cigarette.

[@LiliWhyte]

Haha! I thought the same thing when I saw the white shirt & them bony elbows!

[@NR-gp2il]

I could smoke them little arms

[@AshleyMWilliams89]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 How can a man bring himself to talk sh*t with the arms of a chicken???? I cannot🤣

[@AW-ue2ls]

He keep saying “grandma Betty” like him and the cop are relatives and that’s both of their grandma…instead of saying my grandma.😹😹

[@dickhitswater4836]

The look on that officers face when he starts explaining the situation of the current and ex boyfriends all living together is priceless. “Ttthhiiiisssss guy……”

[@ASecretLynn]

"I ain't never been to jail in my life" "But your on probation?" "Yup" I am DEAD 🤣🤣🤣

[@evansellars8728]

You can catch probo without jail time...

[@dannythompson1948]

I got 6 months probabtion from a ticket.. In california, you get caught with personal amounts of hard drugs, you get a citation and you'll be on probation.

[@Cyb3rM1nd]

He didn't say he never been to jail. He said he never committed a crime, yet was on probation.

[@pantarei8382]

The world's longest beach.. Hahahahahahaha. Long beach Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

[@softsix]

Ayyyyyyyy😂

[@GamesweiveR]

Lmfao I just got that

[@jeanneeber]

The guy "volunteering" for probation is the winner!

[@dodgerrichie7274]

What these poor cops have to go through and see everyday. Just amazing. It might be entertaining for us, I can only imagine how stressful it must be for the police officers.

[@faithinhumanity3390]

i dont do very good with tests .. why not idk im a straight forward guy haha

[@Clod15]

forward*

[@jonslg240]

He shoulda said "do I look like I'm good at taking tests or something??"

[@gnastyguy7229]

Carrie Boyer comedy gold lmao

[@justinc.3385]

This is my new excuse on why I’m not taking tests in school

[@softsix]

And then the intro slaps. perfect.

[@robgiavanno6200]

You have to give law enforcement a round of applause for what they have to deal with. 👏

[@jasondailey9459]

“Stop Patrick I don’t need you going to jail too” they always wanna behave when they’re already in cuffs 😂

[@turtleinashirt]

“He’s jealous because I’m on of the top nations in the country.” Now I know what I’m saying at the bar on Saturday

[@mariogutierrez2965]

the father and son one is sad honestly. who knows how many generations of abuse, anger, and disobedience will continue because of they're behavior :/

[@oldmanfromoc7684]

We gotta stop the cycle!

[@ravenous9577]

It's possible it's not purely experience. I am sure it has a lot to do with it but it could be a genetic predeposition as well. How would you solve that? How much are people really liable for? Everyone is supposed to maintain composure and act rationally but it's possible it is more difficult for some compared to others. Does that mean they just need a special way of being raised or medicine to try and compensate for that? If that will even work? Which there is no certainty. I suppose the world is not fair. Everyone held at the same standards yet are built to be different. It hurts to imagine that some may just be genetically structured to not fit in with society's standards and will suffer for it their entire lives. I suppose you don't have control over how you are raised either though.

[@peighnesshonourchign9164]

*their

[@iwantthe80sback59]

Got my car broken into New Years Eve 2006. Parked 4 feet from my front porch. Was a father teaching his 14 year old son how to do it. Makes ya wonder.

[@AshleyMWilliams89]

I couldn't agree more💯

[@criscojesus4378]

The guy with the credit cards that fired at the security guard is a true POS.

[@bryanh257]

I was flabbergasted, I'd have shit my pants

[@criscojesus4378]

@@bryanh257 swear. I farted just thinking about it

[@fleecejohnson5750]

Man fr.

[@TheRisingStorm316]

The security guard should’ve been wearing bulletproof armor underneath his shirt because on the off-chance the bullet did hit him he would’ve still been fine

[@haroldwilkes598]

Aw, he's just misunderstood...

[@MartinAston00]

@ 16:38 dude in white shirt has those Matrix moves ! Brilliantly escaped that drunk tackling his feet ! 🤣👌👏👏

[@projectdirtbikes]

6:14 lmao 😂😂😂

[@itsjustmechill.5292]

"Was he assaulted?" No, he did all that to himself trying to fight everybody. 😄😄😄 How do you beat your own ass bloody trying to fight people and never even getting hit.

[@aguyontheinternet9095]

Being so drunk that they think they're fighting someone along with the painkilling effects of alcohol. Double whammy of impaired decision making and impaired recognition of consequences.

[@IAmPez]

Did you miss the part where he gave you a demonstration of exactly that? Right where he attempted to tackle someone and faceplanted himself in the process? That's how.

[@itsjustmechill.5292]

It was a rhetorical question. Yes I saw the video and understand how being drunk will put you on your ass over and over. Jesus christ people

[@BamBabyBrenda]

This immediately made me remember the guy that tried to round house kick no one

[@josephpelofske7724]

“Why are there tire track marks over here ma’am” “well she was tryin to run from me while I was calling my mom”🤦‍♂️

[@kimmyfreak200]

🤣

[@bryanh257]

Dude like holy shit wow

[@fergusdenoon1255]

people always be trying to run away when someone's trying to run them over, it's a real world issue.

[@unfairkibbles3226]

I could never be an officer. I'd have to turn around to laugh constantly

[@pigfist]

"He did all that to his self trying to fight" 17:00 lmfao

[@notasb4]

"I've never commented a crime in my life" volunteered for 12 years probation lol that's a committed volunteer!

[@helon3301]

😂😂 12:40 “crackhead strength” That shits real

[@rockytopvfl6322]

Jalon Hall they'll fight you allnite for seven dollars.

[@Chowd-js1mg]

LOL

[@Delilah70]

Absolute classic! Arrestee "I've never committed a crime in my life". Sheriff "you're on probation, did you volunteer for it?"

[@mr.hedgehog420]

"There's a game on his phone" "is it a phone game" good question officer

[@downfromthereeefters]

8:02 “I don’t speak English very good” 😍 adorable

[@canoe365]

Oh my goodness, hats off to these police officers. How they keep a straight face in these situations is AMAZING. Thank you officers for your work.

[@frenchabortion]

These were legit ALL bangers. Nothing but hits

[@ScoutSniper3124]

What I love about COPS is that it's been on the air (with a brief BLM interruption) since 1989. I imagine more than one child looks at the old reruns and says, "Grandpa [Grandma] is that really YOU being arrested?"

[@mlawless89]

Stop talking when cops ask you questions don't say anything be quiet

[@a.g.s.1680]

It's copaganda.. it's purposely shown to make them seem more personable

[@triumphant39]

The atomic dove arrest, classic.

[@TheRisingStorm316]

Certified hood classic

[@davidbanta9766]

"Looks like a stolen gun" wtf does a stolen gun look like?

[@caseymusser6201]

Looks like a gun that runs stolen

[@ketogorl]

Stolen guns have their serial numbers filed off so it cannot be traced or identified.

[@maggiep9007]

V. Rufus If it's stolen why would you care about the gun being traced? Serial numbers are destroyed to prevent identification of the OWNER, not the gun. Maybe to prevent linking fingerprints in a burglary to a gun with no prints(which can prove control of a gun without prints on it)?

[@maggiep9007]

A mutilated gun is a felony on top of possessing a stolen gun. But I guess you gotta be an idiot to carry a stolen weapon to begin with.

[@silverluvr102]

Scratched off serial number

[@subtax7286]

Guy : "I don't do good in tests" Cop : "why?" Guy : "I'm just a pretty straight forward guy"

[@MoDeegroes]

"I'm a pretty straight forward guy" First guy had gem after gem

[@Gunner6000WarZ]

I can't find atomic dove in the app store. It's a sad day indeed.

[@nailinpalin1477]

I also looked

[@ZawLynnHtut]

Its atomic dope bruh. I am now top of the leader board since he quit.

[@Texasmilitarydepartmentvid9654]

I was trying to find 4 Calling Birds, 3 French Hens , 2 Turtle Doves & a Partridge in a Pair Tree.

[@cjfwildcat]

It’s atomic dog, lol. I looked too.

[@Terminal-Man]

It’s interesting how childish some of them act when they’re told they’re in trouble. “Huh?”

[@josmclove4426]

Lol that dude in a mini skirt killed me🤣🤣

[@ION400]

“You gotta keep on truckin” 😆 “I’m one of the top nations in the country” 🤣🤣🤣

[@darthdennis6681]

Homie got the wind knocked out of him!! That was a fine judo flip by the cop,I must say..