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@damnhandy Жыл бұрын
What's a plumber's favorite vegetable? Leaks
@rosettelumanog2589 Жыл бұрын
You know why they can't play chess in England, cuz they have no queen
@red-gp9ohh5 ай бұрын
As well as in USA they have no towers
@Mason-ll1bb Жыл бұрын
I met a woman who owned a taser boy! She was stunning
@lilbrozai Жыл бұрын
why am I not laughing
@user-oz3uw6rt5z8 ай бұрын
Yah this is not funny
@Rockheaded27 ай бұрын
The ai voice not making it funny at all
@Rea-8604 ай бұрын
Same
@WoodleeSimonaire3 ай бұрын
It's really true it's nothing it says really hard jokes but it's really not funny
@uzmazubair91832 ай бұрын
This is not funny😡😡😡😡😡😡
@R3cce Жыл бұрын
Why did the man fell in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well😂😂😂
@JC-op7qr Жыл бұрын
Damn it didn’t make me laugh or smile because of that poor man.
@omarhusni909 Жыл бұрын
My honest reaction:😐
@R3cce Жыл бұрын
@@omarhusni909 The worst joke ever 😂
@kobokkobokanla99474 ай бұрын
Its from beckbrojack
@PatriciaR.E.2 жыл бұрын
Cute jokes. 😄🤣😂 The last one was hilarious.
@Ultimate_SUNNY00 Жыл бұрын
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
@danteibert3505 Жыл бұрын
What kind of bees make milk? BOOBEES! 🤣🤣
@christianward79182 ай бұрын
To tell you the truth, that's kind of inappropriate as it reminds me of the lady's body parts.
@plebian4673 Жыл бұрын
What do you call when a frozen vampire bite you? Frostbite ;)
@SadTortol Жыл бұрын
I lost my job at the bank the other day a lady came in to ask me for her balance so I pushed her over
@troyallen822311 ай бұрын
So you didn't check her balance? So close... Honorable mention🎉
@user-phoenix-A693 ай бұрын
A joke u took from Wadism huh
@kayleighburnham626911 күн бұрын
That’s well good. It made my parents laugh.
@leegraves1012 жыл бұрын
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he wont come to you.
@Clean_Jokes2 жыл бұрын
True 😆
@strawberrypls1241 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes Жыл бұрын
Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending about 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and about 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes. Hope not interrupting
@JC-op7qr Жыл бұрын
You almost made me smile.
@peterloke2work441 Жыл бұрын
how do you count cows in india? using a cowculator😂
@johnkennethmolina8655 Жыл бұрын
I have one♥︎ 🌈I heard rats can't catch corona ✨✌️ ❤️🤞 looks like you're safe 🦋🧚♀️👑
@tylosenpai692011 ай бұрын
What do you call a walk without legs ? A squirm Derived from the "a walk" joke
@jeffharper75798 ай бұрын
I don't mean to offend anyone but as a kid I had some bad jokes, no arms & no legs jokes. Guy in the water?= bob Guy in front of door = Matt Girl on the gill = patty and her brother= frank Guy on a wall= art And many more.
@Ultimate_SUNNY00 Жыл бұрын
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
@danlegacy56872 жыл бұрын
What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion? Decaffeinated
@SkylerEpic56298 ай бұрын
What do you call a caveman's fart? A Blast From The Past!
@damnhandy Жыл бұрын
Why did the priest chase the Altar Boy? God knows.
@danlegacy56872 жыл бұрын
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef
@JC-op7qr Жыл бұрын
😂
@Tuesday275.7 Жыл бұрын
💀
@user-xi7lr6oe6q5 ай бұрын
The steaks couldn't have been higher. The cows we fed them on ate mushrooms, cactus, opium poppies and lots of weed.
@R3cce Жыл бұрын
Knock knock Who’s there? Nobel Nobel who? You ain’t got no bell, so i figured i would knock😂😂
@claricelfajardo99672 ай бұрын
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.🤣
@sigridosman79086 ай бұрын
You are so funny thank-you for those jokes
@tonylawrence91575 ай бұрын
Mother to her son, learning to fly: " Fly slowly and close to the ground".
@01PhutReview5 ай бұрын
Cute jokes. 😜
@SammyHarveyy-ws6em3 ай бұрын
I don't care what nobody say.Funny ass heĺl 😂😂😂
@msdawngkima7344 Жыл бұрын
What do you get after slipping on a banana? A slipper
@josephbodibe65563 ай бұрын
The last one made me laugh the hole day
@user-xi7lr6oe6q5 ай бұрын
The steaks couldn't have been higher. The cows we fed them on ate mushrooms, cactus, opium poppies and lots of weed.
@thetoycollectorofseville6428 Жыл бұрын
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
@Zenjifv Жыл бұрын
This morning I was wondering where the sun was but then it dawned on me
@tjthekhaosking26394 ай бұрын
What do you call a corn sandwich, Corn Bread
@yongwang9913 Жыл бұрын
knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad i stopped saying banana
@jerilynvendetti96437 ай бұрын
I died of laughter
@tyd1360 Жыл бұрын
This got my head hurting
@MilesChang-nv1np5 ай бұрын
What is a chinese maid and working abroad called ofc maid in china? Where do we gonna put a loud dog? ofc in a barking lot😂
@faultycracker78052 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@losonsrenoster Жыл бұрын
What do you call a fly without wings and legs: a Roll
@nykoserina21562 жыл бұрын
😂😍
@Clean_Jokes2 жыл бұрын
🥰
@joketrainjokes Жыл бұрын
😂
@myatmin8794 Жыл бұрын
My aunt is alway cold we call her auntartica
@SM-yu4hd Жыл бұрын
"Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God." John 3:3 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God." John 3 :16-21
@dannyvaughn4909 Жыл бұрын
AMEN ❤!
@Tabilineker7034 Жыл бұрын
Nice none of my family members laughed at the jokes :-|:-/:-(
@S4SUK3_UCH1H49 ай бұрын
What do you call a fly without a wings A WALK!!
@AvielaAkintunde Жыл бұрын
these are kinda bad but not the butter one IT CRACKED ME UP
@Mia-dx3px Жыл бұрын
Bob has no arms Knock knock Who there Not bob 😂
@crazysoupforever9 ай бұрын
When my girlfriend goes out she turns people's heads. She has some really strange habits.
@ianmarcRoxU7 ай бұрын
Q: What did the Spanish man say to the dude who just managed to get his brand new, expensive, impossibly white, White Jeans covered in grass stains playing football? 🤣A: Grasssssscias!🏈⚽ (With apologies for this not being a "clean" joke, grass stains on nice, new White Jeans can be a dirty mess😁)
@Peridot7498 Жыл бұрын
What do u call a person with no body and no nose Nobodynose
@georgemercer402 Жыл бұрын
I ordered a chick and an egg from Amazon-- I'll let you know
@ThePunDoc Жыл бұрын
I was gonna ask earlier but chickened out... What were the results?!
@georgemercer402 Жыл бұрын
@@ThePunDoc They haven't arrived yet; do you get The joke?
@ThePunDoc Жыл бұрын
@@georgemercer402 Was just trying to egg you on :) I do!
@georgemercer402 Жыл бұрын
@@ThePunDoc A delightful egg-splanation. Here's a new one: What do you get when you breed a cyclops with a banshee? Eye-scream
@ThePunDoc Жыл бұрын
@@georgemercer402 Eye did not see that one coming! Yell have to keep them coming!
@DarkInkSansАй бұрын
Can you take the pun-ishment
@stephaniemills44883 ай бұрын
Hahaha 😐
@romeochery94565 ай бұрын
I have a good joke what do you call a melting chocolate hot chocolate hahahahahahahahaha next joke where did the sheep go for vacation the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaamasss hahahahahahaha next joke how do trees access the internet they log in
@carolboreham82732 жыл бұрын
A bit tame ♿ XXXx ♿
@lukelombard6140 Жыл бұрын
Would you like to hear a true joke that is not a lie ? Marijuana cannabis 2 face health threat murders..
@starlet_edits11 ай бұрын
i tried telling those to me dad but he didn't laugh😅
@rhoandcd4770 Жыл бұрын
what do you call an animal that copies bears? a copybera
@AbdullahQumper Жыл бұрын
she is mad
@bulsanshylla6876 Жыл бұрын
this is no jokes
@JUICYbluepanda2 Жыл бұрын
They are dad jokes.
@Tocaworld3379 Жыл бұрын
The jokes were not good I hated them
@pranjalgupta3692 Жыл бұрын
Not funny 😡
@R3cce Жыл бұрын
Knock knock Who’s there? Nobel Nobel who? You ain’t got no bell, so i figured i would knock😂😂
@R3cce Жыл бұрын
Hopefully the above joke is better
@ThePunDoc Жыл бұрын
@@R3cce I a"door"ed it :)
@JUICYbluepanda2 Жыл бұрын
Why do scientists hate atoms? Because they make up everything.