FUNNY PUNS & FUNNY DAD JOKES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD

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[@damnhandy]

What's a plumber's favorite vegetable? Leaks

[@rosettelumanog2589]

You know why they can't play chess in England, cuz they have no queen

[@red-gp9ohh]

As well as in USA they have no towers

[@Mason-ll1bb]

I met a woman who owned a taser boy! She was stunning

[@lilbrozai]

why am I not laughing

[@user-oz3uw6rt5z]

Yah this is not funny

[@Rockheaded2]

The ai voice not making it funny at all

[@Rea-860]

Same

[@WoodleeSimonaire]

It's really true it's nothing it says really hard jokes but it's really not funny

[@uzmazubair9183]

This is not funny😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@R3cce]

Why did the man fell in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well😂😂😂

[@JC-op7qr]

Damn it didn’t make me laugh or smile because of that poor man.

[@omarhusni909]

My honest reaction:😐

[@R3cce]

@@omarhusni909 The worst joke ever 😂

[@kobokkobokanla9947]

Its from beckbrojack

[@PatriciaR.E.]

Cute jokes. 😄🤣😂 The last one was hilarious.

[@Ultimate_SUNNY00]

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

[@danteibert3505]

What kind of bees make milk? BOOBEES! 🤣🤣

[@christianward7918]

To tell you the truth, that's kind of inappropriate as it reminds me of the lady's body parts.

[@plebian4673]

What do you call when a frozen vampire bite you? Frostbite ;)

[@SadTortol]

I lost my job at the bank the other day a lady came in to ask me for her balance so I pushed her over

[@troyallen8223]

So you didn't check her balance? So close... Honorable mention🎉

[@user-phoenix-A69]

A joke u took from Wadism huh

[@kayleighburnham6269]

That’s well good. It made my parents laugh.

[@leegraves101]

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he wont come to you.

[@Clean_Jokes]

True 😆

[@strawberrypls1241]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes]

Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending about 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and about 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes. Hope not interrupting

[@JC-op7qr]

You almost made me smile.

[@peterloke2work441]

how do you count cows in india? using a cowculator😂

[@johnkennethmolina8655]

I have one♥︎ 🌈I heard rats can't catch corona ✨✌️ ❤️🤞 looks like you're safe 🦋🧚‍♀️👑

[@tylosenpai6920]

What do you call a walk without legs ? A squirm Derived from the "a walk" joke

[@jeffharper7579]

I don't mean to offend anyone but as a kid I had some bad jokes, no arms & no legs jokes. Guy in the water?= bob Guy in front of door = Matt Girl on the gill = patty and her brother= frank Guy on a wall= art And many more.

[@Ultimate_SUNNY00]

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

[@danlegacy5687]

What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion? Decaffeinated

[@SkylerEpic5629]

What do you call a caveman's fart? A Blast From The Past!

[@damnhandy]

Why did the priest chase the Altar Boy? God knows.

[@danlegacy5687]

What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef

[@JC-op7qr]

😂

[@Tuesday275.7]

💀

[@user-xi7lr6oe6q]

The steaks couldn't have been higher. The cows we fed them on ate mushrooms, cactus, opium poppies and lots of weed.

[@R3cce]

Knock knock Who’s there? Nobel Nobel who? You ain’t got no bell, so i figured i would knock😂😂

[@claricelfajardo9967]

What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.🤣

[@sigridosman7908]

You are so funny thank-you for those jokes

[@tonylawrence9157]

Mother to her son, learning to fly: " Fly slowly and close to the ground".

[@01PhutReview]

Cute jokes. 😜

[@SammyHarveyy-ws6em]

I don't care what nobody say.Funny ass heĺl 😂😂😂

[@msdawngkima7344]

What do you get after slipping on a banana? A slipper

[@josephbodibe6556]

The last one made me laugh the hole day

[@user-xi7lr6oe6q]

The steaks couldn't have been higher. The cows we fed them on ate mushrooms, cactus, opium poppies and lots of weed.

[@thetoycollectorofseville6428]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

[@Zenjifv]

This morning I was wondering where the sun was but then it dawned on me

[@tjthekhaosking2639]

What do you call a corn sandwich, Corn Bread

[@yongwang9913]

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad i stopped saying banana

[@jerilynvendetti9643]

I died of laughter

[@tyd1360]

This got my head hurting

[@MilesChang-nv1np]

What is a chinese maid and working abroad called ofc maid in china? Where do we gonna put a loud dog? ofc in a barking lot😂

[@faultycracker7805]

THANK YOU!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@losonsrenoster]

What do you call a fly without wings and legs: a Roll

[@nykoserina2156]

😂😍

[@Clean_Jokes]

🥰

[@joketrainjokes]

😂

[@myatmin8794]

My aunt is alway cold we call her auntartica

[@SM-yu4hd]

"Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God." John 3:3 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God." John 3 :16-21

[@dannyvaughn4909]

AMEN ❤!

[@Tabilineker7034]

Nice none of my family members laughed at the jokes :-|:-/:-(

[@S4SUK3_UCH1H4]

What do you call a fly without a wings A WALK!!

[@AvielaAkintunde]

these are kinda bad but not the butter one IT CRACKED ME UP

[@Mia-dx3px]

Bob has no arms Knock knock Who there Not bob 😂

[@crazysoupforever]

When my girlfriend goes out she turns people's heads. She has some really strange habits.

[@ianmarcRoxU]

Q: What did the Spanish man say to the dude who just managed to get his brand new, expensive, impossibly white, White Jeans covered in grass stains playing football? 🤣A: Grasssssscias!🏈⚽ (With apologies for this not being a "clean" joke, grass stains on nice, new White Jeans can be a dirty mess😁)

[@Peridot7498]

What do u call a person with no body and no nose Nobodynose

[@georgemercer402]

I ordered a chick and an egg from Amazon-- I'll let you know

[@ThePunDoc]

I was gonna ask earlier but chickened out... What were the results?!

[@georgemercer402]

@@ThePunDoc They haven't arrived yet; do you get The joke?

[@ThePunDoc]

@@georgemercer402 Was just trying to egg you on :) I do!

[@georgemercer402]

@@ThePunDoc A delightful egg-splanation. Here's a new one: What do you get when you breed a cyclops with a banshee? Eye-scream

[@ThePunDoc]

@@georgemercer402 Eye did not see that one coming! Yell have to keep them coming!

[@DarkInkSans]

Can you take the pun-ishment

[@stephaniemills4488]

Hahaha 😐

[@romeochery9456]

I have a good joke what do you call a melting chocolate hot chocolate hahahahahahahahaha next joke where did the sheep go for vacation the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaamasss hahahahahahaha next joke how do trees access the internet they log in

[@carolboreham8273]

A bit tame ♿ XXXx ♿

[@lukelombard6140]

Would you like to hear a true joke that is not a lie ? Marijuana cannabis 2 face health threat murders..

[@starlet_edits]

i tried telling those to me dad but he didn't laugh😅

[@rhoandcd4770]

what do you call an animal that copies bears? a copybera

[@AbdullahQumper]

she is mad

[@bulsanshylla6876]

this is no jokes

[@JUICYbluepanda2]

They are dad jokes.

[@Tocaworld3379]

The jokes were not good I hated them

[@pranjalgupta3692]

Not funny 😡

[@R3cce]

Knock knock Who’s there? Nobel Nobel who? You ain’t got no bell, so i figured i would knock😂😂

[@R3cce]

Hopefully the above joke is better

[@ThePunDoc]

@@R3cce I a"door"ed it :)

[@JUICYbluepanda2]

Why do scientists hate atoms? Because they make up everything.

[@TonnamBKZ]

I'm not laughing guess it's not funny

[@Pjiere]

This is not even funny

[@Idkman-v4m]

Bro this video is corny XD

[@FarooqSamaree]

Those were so unfunny

[@aakritikumari7207]

Not funny dude

[@karsyncampbell4858]

This is not funny at all

[@MosheKiprotich]

Your so bad

[@aubree2133]

Wanna hear something funny?🥲 What’s a dj’s favorite snack? MeRaNeRa. RUAHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭