FUNNY STEAM REVIEWS | 5

[@searose7410]

That VR Kanojo guy... 10,000 hours is 416 days straight without stopping. Man is a professional reality escaper

[@bidoof367]

it could just be an exploit to make the time appear super high for a funny review we can only hope

[@mikeyaftony2464]

Dude takes his headset off and is in the Army Of Darkness cut ending

[@mikeyaftony2464]

@@bidoof367 or just left it running on a different computer he had sitting around

[@dinnerboons1504]

he probably just afkd it for 10,000 hours. That’s why it says 10,000.2 and not just exactly 10,000. Also, it doesn’t make sense that he’s dat close to exactly 10,000 hours when commenting unless he did it on purpose for the joke.

[@MrCoconewt]

Rookie numbers

[@powersofdestruction5694]

Stryxo makes a lot of sense actually: nobody hates Sonic games more than Sonic fans.

[@exist4046]

Example: Arin Hanson.

[@SentientHoodie]

@@exist4046 😂 100%

[@banilo1022]

Because they're probably the only ones who care

[@mikeyaftony2464]

I Love Sonic n stuff and very much yes

[@mikeyaftony2464]

@@banilo1022 that and 2 quarters of the fandom is built from the games

[@woomyboy98]

1:41 I can't believe Brandon has no hose this is unbelievable and I hope he can get some hose soon.

[@ststairs]

it happens to the best of us 😔

[@doggo7078]

I know he is always underappreciated, but shoutout to the myope cat at the end of the video. Laborally exploited, severely underpaid, but dedicated to his job since 2019, 10/10 good cat

[@swampcooler8332]

8:35 Ugandan knuckles had nothing to do with mods or anything. The whole premise of the game is you can make any avatar and any world you want and anyone can be and do anything you want. That's still there. The problem with the easy anti cheat thing is that mods are essential for some players to actually use the game. Mods allow people with problems hearing or picking out voices to be able to play the game like everyone else (sort of) for example. And there is a pretty sizable chunk of the community that relies on Mods to do the things that aren't in the base game that they need. Mods can also take the premise of that game (do, be, and make anything or anyone) and turn the dial up to 10000. Those kinds of mods really should have been a feature long ago, but the devs have yet to add stuff like that and that's why removing the ability to do that before implementing those features was widely viewed by the community to be bad. Though the devs said they are working on it, it could be some time and they are going through with the anti cheat in the meantime regardless

[@donutchan8114]

Isn't vr chat an "open world" platform? Why do they need anti cheat?

[@swampcooler8332]

@@donutchan8114 To protect from malicious users. Server bombs crash the game of everyone on a server and stop the server. The lack of ip security, and people can use vrchat as a backdoor to gain access to other players computers. The devs have released a few statements on the reasons, basically playing the game was a bit dangerous if you found that one guy, and with the rapidly growing player base due to vr starting to enter the mainstream, the number of malicious people shot up quite a bit as a result.

[@donutchan8114]

@@swampcooler8332 i see, thanks for explaining

[@SnaksiXD]

"The game was built on Ugandan Knuckles which was a mod" How to tell you've never played VRChat without saying you haven't played VRChat.

[@MinoriGaming]

I mean I've played VRChat myself and literally all it was was just various overused memes constantly. Literally all I ever got from VRChat was r/funny level memes and jokes. Couldn't go 5 minutes without someone blaring an earrape remix into voice chat. I can say, with confidence, the appeal for the majority of users was to be loud and obnoxious in large groups, which was what Ugandan Knuckles was.

[@SnaksiXD]

@@MinoriGaming The point was that Ugandan Knuckles wasn't a mod.

[@MinoriGaming]

@@SnaksiXD wasn't it? It was a custom avatar not in the game by default, I thought.

[@SnaksiXD]

@@MinoriGaming Those aren't mods. Mods were modifications to the VRChat client, and avatars like Ugandan Knuckles are characters uploaded to the game.

[@WeaselDev]

Thanks god someone noticed, how the frick can someone talk about something yet know so little about it x')

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

- puffer lover - yeets his teammate like nothing - misses an easy shot "This was not me, this was the game" be proud of yourself Brandon, for you are a Chad among men with your skill. Never let these fools question your power.

[@koruyamashimada9094]

Brandon, it's okay, not everyone has the attention span to power wash consecutively for six hours

[@swampcooler8332]

5:16 imagine just going about your day normally, then out of nowhere a basketball spawns in and lands in a random basketball hoop with nobody around

[@cori_music]

3:10 My ex LOVED Siege, so much that he said, and I quote “It’s better than the other first person shooter games” Glad I left that neckbeard. He chose Seige over cleaning my cat’s litter box, when I got mad, he was like “Well you’re here now, so you can do it”

[@TheCat_3]

2:00 at that point you have to 100% the game

[@mrgar4446]

and you know this how?

[@Diddlyy]

@@mrgar4446 he's saying this to give the guy who got the achievement an excuse to have it, clearly

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

A Sonic game is one thing, but a Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games crossover is another story. Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games on the Wii carried my childhood with Dream Snowboard Cross, Dream Short Track, Figure Skating, and Ice Hockey. It is the perfect game. And the first Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games is just as legendary with Dream Race and Dream Table Tennis. The soundtracks of these games bring them all together.

[@gaveywavey]

DUDEEEE MARIO & SONIC AT THE OLYMPIC WINTER GAMES FUELLED MY CHILDHOOD I LOVED IT SO MUCH

[@gregtheunstoppable4487]

Stryxo the type of guy to listen to video game soundtracks for 4 hours

[@Basket_Propellors]

he just like me fr

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

dude i listened to the same fucking song from a video game soundtrack for like.. 2 hours straight once

[@suupern0va]

So happy about the Celeste one at the end lmao. fuckin love that game sm

[@joshc5613]

after that and Guilty Gear Strive we need more games with trans girls

[@Side_N0te]

10:00 oooooooooooh, that's what happened!

[@djwhaletrain6384]

1:40 Confirmed, Wild "Brandon" Spartanz can't get the hose. It's too difficult for him to pull up the hose.

[@oldopexpert6869]

Celest. So that's what did it

[@amymialee]

Love the complete lack of understanding of how VR Chat works but speaking so confidently about it.

[@DeathLingers]

that was fun, reminds me i should start reviewing my games

[@ScyHigh]

I may or may not be able to confirm that last review...

[@ladyjuno2456]

6:03 back home we call that the prostate

[@gondolajesus4864]

the Project Wingman review forgot the word "twice" 10/10 game btw

[@SOYSOUCSE]

Not factorio but close, I have spent dozens of hours in satisfactory, not playing the game mine you, but just doing equations just to have a semi-efficient factory. I have notebooks full of factory ideas and math, my life is pain and I am a masochist! 10/10!!

[@streled5361]

Did Kingani seriously ask why Iron Giant is so big?

[@beatle4-117]

That's so funny, I was just rewatching this series last night!

[@mixednarwhal]

I know I will enjoy this video because it is friends reading steam reviews

[@TheGreaterDane]

Popular thing: *exists* Brandon: “and I took that personally”

[@cloudk0o630]

As someone who played stray, 100/10 would recommend. Not only is it a meow button but it has such a good concept and I love the art style with all the neon lights and the retro Japan 90s feel mixed with the calm swampy vibe. Yh some parts are hard as fck but in the end the art is so pretty

[@PocketGameplaysBR]

The celeste thing is true guys watch out, happened to.... a friend..

[@TheWangspangler]

Race with Ryan on the xbox store has the funniest reviews you could find anywhere there, except for red ball adventures

[@LordCantalo]

1:18 I'm with Brandon on that one, totally the game's fault.

[@TheFinalFarewell]

FOR REAL THOUGH! I slowed the video down and he legit shouldn't have missed 😂

[@carlwithhats4837]

*misses first like* “watching kingani is dumb anyways” *no depression*

[@scruffycat]

4:30 i have 100% the achievements on furry shades of gay

[@wulfleyn6498]

I want a stray mod that allows you to be different types of cats. Like a Norwegian forest cat or a Maine coon.

[@minihermit]

3:31 their laugh synchronized god damn

[@facelesshalo5174]

Thumbnail: "I'm so alone" Me: RIGHT UP MY ALLY

[@WinterBoots15]

The sausages you are referring to in an english breakfast are called bangers. Im not even kidding.

[@MGSLurmey]

@@scare2064 You've never heard of bangers and mash..?

[@captainflowers748]

2:20 I need to know this game.. for research

[@ventexovakon2178]

1:18 That.. literally was the game. He had his crosshairs right on the dude and no bullet contact? I've had this happen many, many times. Its dumb.

[@fuzzygenius]

Don't know why, but I didn't expect them to play Factorio.

[@ZX_STH]

The Sonic necklace is official licenced merch sold by kingice.

[@kumokujaku8802]

I love watching these videos! I love your channels aesthetic!!! Subbed!!

[@shazbeet]

4:40 i like that i see "twerked on" in a context of fighting games more and more

[@DinnerRol]

0:10 Steam users knew they could not change their skills. Instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the games. Heaven! or! Hell!

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

That guy with 10,000 hours in VR Kanajo is based

[@faetheisen4423]

Being a fan of kingani is like liking the shadow ice

[@Crittersweets]

YASS MY FAVORITE SERIES

[@wh3ntit4nsf4ll6]

The inaccuracy of the seige statement frightens me

[@No.1RatedSalesman]

2:46 sounds kind of like cuties hacked: someone stole my photos

[@theblackknight5389]

Thank god stryxo doesn’t know what black pudding is

[@BlackOps2543x]

that sniper shot in CS:GO though... I think it _was_ the game!

[@askingattila2654]

nah 1:18 was def the game that shot hit fs

[@antorequiem1205]

The come back no One expected

[@dlnk_dl]

6:33 IGGY FROM JOJO 😭

[@jaybird21904]

that one cs clip literally was the game

[@BN_BearsPOCKET]

That awp shot 100%hit

[@Local_custard]

gotta love the casual transphobia uwu (talking about the review that said "10/10 tr*p")

[@1997HondaCivic]

Always a good day when Ani posts ☺️

[@divAPEX]

Proud about my Mosaique Neko waifus 3 and 4 in my steam 100% showcase

[@LaSmol]

As somebody who has played Celeste I can confirm it will turn you trans

[@idiotrat2698]

trans before playing celeste, i need to know, will it give me trans dlc?

[@saygoodbye-sfm]

@@idiotrat2698 it will allow you to double jump

[@LowIntSpecimen]

@@idiotrat2698 trans^2

[@KenanVonKaiser]

DO YOU KNOW DA WEI!

[@kaino9578]

istg stryxo has never seen a real English breakfast 😭

[@godwin972]

fun fact: madeline (player character from celeste) is a trans lesbian

[@saltedsword8852]

fun fact, the main game developer for celeste and the music composer are both trans

[@C1PHERIX]

omg KOTOR !! :0 i love that game sm, and like the entirety of the old republic era

[@nottelling8129]

Where’s that one BeamNG review where the guy says something like “it’s alright I guess”

[@wbwam7710]

3:20 it is like counterstrike, but more toxic, somehow.

[@sam-ky9sj]

The "cucked achievement" one is hilarious. Comes from "Needy Streamer Overload/Needy Girl Overdose" and you get it by actually being cucked in-game. The icon is a horse's head.

[@caseybug1110]

(5 Stars) This video made my appendix explode.

[@zennie7036]

If you want some unhinged steam reviews. Look at Garfield Cart Furious Racing.

[@gabethebaeb_5881]

5:07 LOLE 9:49 EAMPIRE

[@lesbianturnips9755]

The thumbnail looks like something Rickle would play

[@taxinvasion260]

R6S is CS:GO but everyone is your enemy from the second you load into the server, also you've been banned by battleye. 8.5/10 -Me

[@TheFinalFarewell]

Okay, the bit with Brandon blaming the game for missing a shot is funny and all, but I slowed the video down and he's just correct, he legit DIDN'T miss the guy, the last frame in scope before the firing animation had him aimed DIRECTLY at the guy 😂 Unless the bullet had absurdly long travel time it WAS the game, he had a perfect shot lined up when he pulled the trigger

[@NuniaBiznaz]

I think CS:GO has hitscan weapons, so there is no travel time for the bullet. It hits the instant you click. Might be that the guy moved *just barely* out of the way as he was scoping out though.

[@RespawnGamer_]

That Celeste post is 100000% true I know from experience

[@CngBng]

10,000 hours is 1.14 years.

[@MelancholicMan22]

It’s for the achievement~

[@LenaGamesss12]

honestly the celeste review is true

[@NightShade1218]

Removing the Ugandan Knuckles from VRChat is like going into the Amazon and shooting up the local tribes: You're destroying a whole culture and civilization.

[@yueshijoorya601]

9:50 did all 3 of you miss the obvious joke about EA and their greed?

[@the_parasites]

FIX YOUR DISCORD SERVER ALREADY

[@MegaLpso]

whats going on in there?

[@the_parasites]

@@MegaLpso it's abandoned as fuck and there's a power abuser mod

[@benjaminsmit781]

@@MegaLpso I just joined it n i dont know, everything seems fine

[@the_parasites]

@@benjaminsmit781 it *seems* fine. It's basically not Ani's server anymore, it's just a server.

[@benjaminsmit781]

@@the_parasites ohhh damn :o(

[@thecarrieshot6411]

I am very surprised to see Egoist review shown here

[@unknown20005]

(everyone) *makes fun of steam reviews* (that one guy saying they are alone and likely depressed as crap) 🙃

[@FoxgirlBones]

Can attest to that celeste one, I realized I was trans a couple months after getting the game

[@yunobeat]

its true what they said in the review for celeste... it is ... true...

[@witepybro9443]

After my five seconds of "research" (pressing period and comma) That shot WAS bullshit

[@marshmellowd3640]

Banana bread : )

[@ReiAkaris]

0:21 it's called a skill issue that's what it's called

[@SparkySummers]

I burst out laughing at the american not liking actual bacon and calling their streaky depression "regular bacon"

[@MGSLurmey]

I do agree it's funny, though I feel the need to clarify that there is no "real" or "regular" bacon. US bacon is cut from the fatty belly of the pig, whereas UK bacon is cut from the loin, aka center back of the pig. Both are prepared in exactly the same way, so it's just the cut that makes the difference.

[@SparkySummers]

@@MGSLurmey I refuse to acknowledge their streaks of depression as "bacon".

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Both versions of bacon have an awful taste:)

[@neoissupercool]

rlly surprised stryxo didnt point out ultrakill reviews

[@BonnoBonk]

Funny video made me go ha

[@sickboi4325]

salt and pepper

[@lawbutdead7806]

ok i was curios about that 10,000 hours guy so did some maths. assuming that this review was written on the date of this video being uploaded (which is obviously not true but it makes my maths easier) there have been 1593 days since the game was released on steam, meaning 38232 hours this means that for this dude to have spend 10000 hours of playtime, 26% of his life, for four years, was spent actively in this game that is 6 hours a day, every day for FOUR YEARS - how tf does this dude have that much time

[@chris_is_here_oh_no]

These were hilarious.

[@CaptainCorneliusArgo]

Factorio is the best game ever, those 1000 hours have made my digital circuitry course at uni fracking easy.

[@getarplayer5958]

that neckless goes hard

[@TheDendran]

I mean, I'm not a Sonic fan by any means, but I did seriously enjoy SAB 2

[@Hutch2Much]

Sonic Adventure 2: Battle is absolutely the best one, it’s such a good game

[@rat7963]

You should look at Google reviews on places in Antarctica like McMurdo station!

[@thesysop4998]

rip the homie

[@e_sean_p]

Ayyyyyy Ani tiiiiime

[@luissantiago5163]

Ayy nice