Funny stormtrooper conversations

#starwarsjedisurvivor #stormtrooper #funny
The Imperial Stormtrooper are supposed to be the bedrock of the imperial military. Capable soldiers tasked with defending the Empire. However, they can neither shoot or stay focused on the job.

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

“You are a disgrace to the Empire!” “But i didn’t do anything!” *”EXACTLY.”*

[@mansgotplans]

The way he said it too lmao, eggggsacklyyyyyh…

[@Raoulelcuervo]

I feel sad about many of the stormtroopers, poor souls

[@Mourtzouphlos240]

I do until I remember that all of them are perfectly aware of the Empire's genocides. After a certain point, they are Accessories.

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

@@Mourtzouphlos240 nah, I bet a lot of them are massively ignorant of what the empire does. That would take research, and they likely didn’t do said research.

[@angryvaultguy]

​@@TeenWithACarrotIDK bro the stormtroopers are literally the ones that partake in the genocides

[@NIX-FLIX]

@@TeenWithACarrotIDK eh it’s about a half and half on the troopers who knew and the troopers who were ignorant similar to real life, storm troopers during World War II

[@NorthernNorthdude91749]

@@Mourtzouphlos240 The rebels did genocide too.

[@dr.veronica6155]

This is still early in the Empire's existence, so I imagine it's this kind of stuff that eventually made the Empire have the ISB constantly monitor every Stormtrooper's helmet camera to make sure there was no "unnecessary chatter" between troopers.

[@ivandphantom9028]

It's ten years into the Empire though, you sure?

[@Inagalaxyfarfaraway.-er7xk]

0:29 its sad when you realise the stormtrooper won't have another day to start with a nutritional meal

[@believeinjailguard4900]

Love the mundane convos between storm troopers, they’re just normal folk at the end of the day

[@MrSpartan993]

The rank and file are. NOT the ISB or Purge Troopers.

[@TinkatonOCorviknightBodies]

These feel like Red vs Blue conversations.

[@ic0nic707]

I signed on to fight some Jedi. Next thing I know, Lord Vader’s blowing up the whole rebel armada and I’m stuck here fightin’ a bunch of rebels!

[@McdonaldsInFallujah]

4:38 to 4:52. You can tell this guy voice acts anime.

[@futuza]

Sounds like Matt Mercer to me, and yeah, he has done anime before, but he has a pretty big resume.

[@ahmadhadi177]

​@@futuzaI think one of the voices belong to Yuri Lowenthal,the voice actor for Sasuke Uchiha and Suzaku.

[@fivestarguy100]

These conversations really remind me of the conversations the thugs in the Batman Arkham games have. But with a Star Wars feel. I live for it tbh. XD

[@joshuamoore3049]

I like how the purge troopers, much like the BX droids, are depicted as blood knights. I like that.

[@geemanamatin8383]

I like purge troopers, real go-getters, although i imagine becoming one was either 'Do or Die' with the training, i'd think i would be better off as a grunt army trooper.

[@robertcampbellii9787]

Cal be like "Do they ever shut up?"

[@Jaytl359]

Or "Don't these buckethead ever shut up?"

[@metalclawsteelheart]

Meanwhile I'm like "please don't shut up. I like these conversations"

[@shadowstep9522]

I would be interested to hear his own comments on some of these convo's he gets to hear

[@lazymansload520]

0:13 Grand Admiral Thrawn would like to know your location.

[@caroloonfloon]

LMAOOOOO. underrated comment.

[@Kohl293]

Man those purge troopers are at 100% maximum no chill

[@Solvent-]

"I missed. Entirely"

[@aimalkhan5028]

kind of crazy in a more serious way how little the empire cares for its soldiers. I know lore reasons why that is but these soldiers have been fed so much propaganda that the fact they don't even realize how serious it is that the empire isn't giving them enough reasons to properly fight and protect themselves. they treat it like its a joke

[@szfulop1816]

The kx droid at the end 😂 I can't

[@kingkaijugaming2841]

I see the mooks in Arkham have some strong competition

[@metalclawsteelheart]

These conversations are my favourite part of star wars games, i could spend hours listening to a squad just chatter away, hopefully one day we could interrupt and contribute to the conversations, like for instance: 3:15 "there's a very low chance we'll be involved in a combat situation" "Well, guess you beat the odds!" "Huh!? It's the jedi!" _as he moves in_ "my name is cal!"

[@juancabardo21]

I felt genuinely bad for the stormtrooper that said he had a good breakfast in the beginning

[@nicholasnguyen5181]

“Everything was quiet”. Poor stormtrooper wanted peace and quiet

[@GeeNo_]

5:33 Nice reference to the old Battlefront 2 games, "Join the Empire, see the galaxy! Riiiiiiight" :P

[@tung91096]

Feel like they are just like us.having some random conversations on the shift for a better life😢

[@badwolf0539]

i kind of wish that games give you a reasoning option for dealing with stormtroopers

[@AvvyDatura]

I love Stormtroopers.

[@breakfaust]

Some of them sound just like the clone character from A Clone Apart

[@VolkovVelikan]

DANSON?

[@deathbringer9893]

2:13 GOEMON IS THAT

[@OvertheHedge06]

Gives me flashbacks to my Arkham playthroughs

[@SigmalationLobster]

man these lines make me feel bad for killing troopers..

[@spectre1999]

7:46 was reused from Fallen Order

[@robcoopz2444]

4:16 - 4:54 Reused convo from Fallen Order

[@Ag3nt-MC]

I need one of those games to have battle droids so I can have B1 shenanigans

[@fivestarguy100]

This game literally does have Battle Droids in it.

[@Ag3nt-MC]

@@fivestarguy100 oh damn for real? I didn’t know I’m only on the second planet

[@MrSpartan993]

@@Ag3nt-MC it’s got a lot of cool droids dude! :D

[@emperorpalpatine2957]

Sometimes I feel like the majority of Purge Troopers are Chuuni...

[@starwarsguy9803]

Some of these are recycled lines from Fallen Order

[@fareedtoutio0512]

0:25 what O_o

[@GreenNinj4]

I love how this game was made by people who understand SW. At the same time I’m surprised that KK hasnt intervened yet and mandated to have female stormtroopers or crap like that in here.

[@MrSpartan993]

Right? I wouldn’t hold out too much hope for it to STAY that way though. ☹️

[@belisauriusfish9406]

We’ve had female stormtroopers since 2006 though?

[@GreenNinj4]

@@belisauriusfish9406 Ok, but whats the point? Stupid stories have been written in the 90s already.

[@belisauriusfish9406]

@@GreenNinj4 I dunno, you just seem like the sort of person who likes to blame everything you dislike on a singular woman, given that's what you were doing, while yearning for nonexistent "glory days" where you could pretend girls didn't exist. I know, it's scary acknowledging the other 50 percent of the human population, but they're out there.

[@Fishlie12]

😢​@@GreenNinj4its not stupid to have female troopers. We know the Empire barely cares about gender. Just whether you're human or not

[@dimo2081]

is it just me or do these stormtroopers dont sound like stormtroopers?

[@anthonyrodriguez8788]

This is still fairly early in the Empires life so the Stormtroopers still have the freedom to talk. Later on the ISB are gonna start monitoring the troopers through their helmets so they don't do things like conspire against the Empire or have conversations with their fellow troopers.

[@dimo2081]

@@anthonyrodriguez8788 huh, I never knew that troopers weren't allowed to talk to each other, at least imperial remnants are allowed to converse

[@GreenNinj4]

Its just you

[@moogiibat5845]

They are not stormtroopers, they are joke

[@MrSpartan993]

That IS the basic Stormtrooper! They are not exactly powerful threats.

[@firstcooommment3675]

I hate these VAs lines, they went out of their way to deliver the “dorkiest” stereotypes you’d hear in fake war movies.

[@nomus1172]

Star Wars is literally its name. It's the fakest war movie there is

[@GreenNinj4]

Ouh the reddit armchair general has spoken

[@firstcooommment3675]

@@GreenNinj4 You gotta admit it’s pretty corny.

[@GreenNinj4]

@@firstcooommment3675 Some, but Star Wars has always been corny. Also, keep in mind that this is a game with a target audience of 12 year olds.

[@Totallyfizzle]

This, none of them sound like soldiers. They sound like cosplaying nerds, complete with the one guy doing a goofy "grizzled vet" voice.