Funny Superhero Scene | Zack Snyder’s Visual Humor in Batman v Superman

[@adityakulkarni9230]

*"I'd like to apologise."*

[@Ezzylicious6969]

💀

[@storefront6070]

Superman: too late

[@Cunny838]

NPC in gta be like

[@harsh3936]

“to absolutely nobody”

[@kevonowen2393]

🤣🤣I wanna be a vessel for love

[@Oxmmatt17]

"I'm not the same man I was a minute ago."

[@apext2238]

Underrated asf 😭😭

[@gho_st4729]

😂😂😂👌

[@curiosity4234]

Superboi took that literally

[@Reallisasilvermen]

@Paul Allen ah yes , Paul Allen , the real art appreciator

[@CE77777]

“…I’ve changed”

[@Alchemist9572]

Batman: “Men are brave” *One minute later* Batman: “Daddy chill”

[@zaidmaniyar8953]

He is brave, he single handed dared & challenged superman without knowing the kryptonite will work or not.

[@TechyWis]

@@zaidmaniyar8953 bro it’s a joke

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

what the fuck is even that

[@Alchemist9572]

@@Daniel-wu6pl 😂😂

[@youin24years]

@@Alchemist9572 Imagine comparing a MAN to a GOD 🤦🏾‍♂️ the fact that a man can beat a God especially in the comics says it all

[@KaranSingh-oy2yh]

"bruh, atoms never touch each other, so technically i never punched you"

[@xavion108]

😂😂😂😂

[@shh1707]

....atoms do touch each other

[@Nayr747]

@@shh1707 Not if they're not bonded together.

[@WWEedits012]

W comment 😂😂

[@championz0]

But judge I cant be the father atoms never touch.

[@Fizzlecris]

"Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep.... I'm sorry"

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

Then puts him to sleep

[@natescat3334]

I know this reference.

[@forthlordcomic2233]

Exactly what I was thinking of

[@Bluedragongames]

Is this a khabib reference?

[@gangsterskull3357]

@@Bluedragongames avengers reference

[@wilhelmbetz3565]

Batman: Bro it's just a prank look there's the camera over there Supermam: looks for camera Batman: Starts running for his live

[@mbh5360]

💀💀

[@malaysiaball4084]

The camera men: 📸😐👌

[@alexanderrios7685]

Supermam: *He looks through the camera*

[@ArkhamSpider-Man3099]

Life*

[@spoderman77]

Super man: this here is my favorite part

[@Daily_Meat_Dealer]

Batman: "I now realize I was acting a little out of pocket"

[@GamingGamer22]

"There was a bug on your chin"

[@bubbafett4787]

Best one by far

[@perreson6484]

“A-a-april fools? 😨😰”

[@RoyalBananaYT]

Superman: It’s april 2nd

[@sauce6746]

@@RoyalBananaYT Cold 🥶

[@markmiller2875]

Underrated comment 😂😂

[@theroguespecter3200]

@@sauce6746 cold cold heart

[@earnmoneyonline2756]

My name.

[@ironman7198]

"Uhhm, my moms name is martha?!?!"

[@Bane3M]

Probably the funniest scene in the whole movie.

[@earnmoneyonline2756]

My name.

[@J_B12321]

@Edits lmfao

[@linktriforce9669]

Technically you're looking for the word was "her name was Martha"

[@joshhines7374]

Why did you say that name?!?🤣

[@Minetic]

You’ll notice while Batman starts to chicken out, he’s actually trying to distract Clark with one hand while reaching for his grenade launcher with the other

[@rustymixer2886]

Yup

[@CarlosMontesBby]

"... the sun's getting real low big guy 😬"

[@who-ny5oe]

Well he is not the hulk

[@roguephantom8823]

​@@who-ny5oe Buddy its a joke

[@crashmalexa]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@raghavkhurana5821]

"Just a prank brah!"

[@obaidqadri4181]

Its the way he puts his hands up lol

[@spiderkill32]

Aye man bravo to that comment you got my like too

[@jceb21]

The prank:

[@verscy8726]

completely unrelated to the movie but its crazy to think just off u saying brah i automatically thought of zyzz.

[@raghavkhurana5821]

@@verscy8726 damn! 😢 he's a legend now. I frequently watch his motivation videos. I wish he was still here

[@IamHero333]

when you fight the final boss and his shield recharge

[@teezea2xxs]

Avengers vs old hulk🗿

[@Decipheredd]

Funny thing is that he wasn’t even scared, he was slowly reaching for his weapon to gas superman out again

[@archanasinha8172]

right

[@walkingcorpse9576]

Dont say it let supe fan have fun time

[@evilrusty1824]

I kept saying that but I don't think they wanna hear it

[@emadraza3698]

​@@walkingcorpse9576 man just chill and be thankful supes fans and batman fans are not toxic like marvel fans they literally starts fight everywhere just to glorify their characters dc fans are atleast respectful and humble in that

[@OVOJermey]

@@emadraza3698That’s cap most Batman fans are insufferable “Well Batman beats your favorite superhero, give him some prep time and he wipes” - 🤓

[@jesuscadenas1589]

I just love how batman was hiding one hand and with the other he has it open.

[@NoName.-.-.]

It was the hand he was punching so he was like “Ummm I didn’t mean to punch you 😓😓😓😓 pls have mercy”

[@tatillozr]

The other hand was reaching for his Kryptonite weapon

[@vaultboy111]

"Bro, chill, my mom's name is Martha too"

[@johnathanargow4762]

Superman: "WHY DID YOU SAY WHAT NAME!?!"

[@beastralian]

@@johnathanargow4762 *Batman

[@johnathanargow4762]

@@beastralian 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️ you missed the joke

[@TCave]

@@beastralian imagine not understanding

[@abdulrahmanmohammed7558]

@nonkey man it's obvious it's a joke if batman says chill man my moms also martha who gonna say why you said that name batman?

[@loushia16]

I love how he raised his hand like “Chill, bro, it’s just a prank”

[@minor1822]

Just a prank bro...

[@Duwimass]

The prank:

[@isaacdynys6518]

There's cameras right over there

[@johnathanargow4762]

"sorry. Im not your father's killer."

[@lamufullyloaded6589]

😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@kevincastle2471]

“If I wanted it, you’d be dead already!” Superman Batman went all out in the fight while Superman was holding back.

[@ToxicCatMC]

He was going easy before he got gassed then he was actually trying to hurt him

[@Doofis-uo9yv]

"Please I'm an orphan!" "I know how it feels"

[@shlokee]

Superman's orphan^2

[@jaymorris171]

Thaaaats the winning comment my friend

[@Swoogitstew]

"I'd like to sincerely apologize for what I've done" Edit: bro there's a mini war going on 💀

[@johnmarkkjm]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shadowunknown728theungiveu6]

And then batman wins

[@nonyabeezwax6080]

Top comment is funnier

[@Swoogitstew]

@@nonyabeezwax6080 And? Your point is?

[@marsh3221]

Id like to sincerely apologize.... For me not giving a FUCK

[@whiskeryscorer2393]

Superman: KEEP MY WIFES NAME, OUT YO MOUTH

[@anakinskywalker6347]

Lmao

[@kitogg7292]

I know that reference

[@khizeral]

Lol

[@rahulgunwal3097]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SuperRamtin]

Lol!

[@PoweredPR]

“Alfred order kryptonite brass knuckles”

[@umar5685]

*"I'm a changed man."*

[@redwright8028]

His reaction was like the most “Non-Batman” reaction ever.

[@mercusgrape]

i knowww i literally cringed as soon as i saw that

[@Soulxstar]

That's fine because that was also the most "non-superman" action ever

[@sachinas2323]

This may be one of the biggest reason I hate this movie

[@sIimepoop]

The whole movie was full of Batman and Superman acting out of character.

[@ankithnair1ndonly]

He's only an edglelord if he didn't give this reaction. Atleast this makes him not one dimensional

[@mckenzie887]

When your older brother decides to fight back:

[@Thelocalbomber]

Lmao

[@khawn.o]

😂

[@MRF-bq7kq]

the little sibling be annoying the hell out of you and then you lay a finger on them and they scream

[@bruh-gi1fw]

@@MRF-bq7kq and the least thing u see in the end of fight is a belt on your mom hand

[@MRF-bq7kq]

@@bruh-gi1fw them mfs be snitching on you nonstop and you gotta suffer for the fight they started

[@skythegoat]

Batman: *clicks tongue* “that’s a no for me”

[@Catjuggler]

Batman: "you're not meant to be doing that!" Superman: "why?" Batman: "because I'm Batman"

[@SpeedyCODM]

Will Smi- I mean Batman: **smacks Superman** 1 sec later: "I'd like to apologize to the academy"

[@dumbass14]

LMAO

[@arsalan69420]

😂

[@joshuamwepa3554]

😂

[@nemya9586]

😆

[@JaggedSallad2004]

Thank god they didn’t do the overused “oh shi-“ cut-off line.

[@user-nv9vn8fm1d]

They practically did. Batman slowly backing away scared. So cringy.

[@luminous7891]

@@user-nv9vn8fm1d I mean what else do you expect him to do?

[@user-nv9vn8fm1d]

@@luminous7891 Prepare his next move instead of acting out of character. Try for the next canister of kryptonite gas or something before getting broken through the floor.

[@luminous7891]

@@user-nv9vn8fm1d well if you couldn’t tell he was reaching back for another canister or for something on his belt but I do agree it could have been a little less cringey something seemed kind of cliche about it I’m not sure where that type cliche came from but it just seemed off

[@AwesomeShadow545]

They made him say that shit with Doomsday smh

[@just_hajile]

“I’m Batman, but I’m also Bruce Wayne.”

[@kolmannen7766]

"I've made a severe incontinuous lapse in judgement"

[@jjclaykilledmurray1620]

Just a reminder you are a beautiful human who can say bigger words then I can your an amazing outstanding citizen of whatever country your in have a great day

[@JRBK]

@@jjclaykilledmurray1620 Okay

[@donkeymonkey2518]

"It appears that I've judged you too harshly"

[@crunkwun]

That look is like when you accidentally punch your older brother

[@mcfloppa2465]

As the older brother this is accurate

[@onerule1915]

Man this is so relatable 😂😂

[@hemanthhackkumar5982]

there are no accidents -Master Oogway

[@DenisGarcia.]

@@mcfloppa2465 As another older brother I agree

[@Oscar4u69]

@Hate Speech life happens man, you made me remember the times my older brother and I used to play, it's been more than a decade since, now he has a family. those were the good times 😞

[@kellyandrew6912]

*"It was just a prank bro-"*

[@musicmovienerd9179]

That scene was so cold 🔥

[@Brianpena804]

batman was like , I am so dead edit - so many likes thanks

[@laurazaragoza951]

Hehe im in danger

[@isaacnunez1458]

😂😂😂

[@breydonpoirier]

Well in the end he beat superman soooo nah nor really

[@tmcwas3717]

@@breydonpoirier only after poisoning him

[@oblivionreaper9307]

@@tmcwas3717 like that makes a difference

[@shehrlock5780]

"Men are brave you were saying" Probably Superman in this moment

[@SOB-FahadQayam]

Batman: chill bro I take my words back 😂

[@sketchflix6425]

@@SOB-FahadQayam 😂😂🔸

[@toby2k75]

Batman:Tell me, do you you bleed??? Superman: im bout end this mans entire career😂

[@sanidhyasaxena8519]

Hahahahah so funny man. But what happened at last?😂 "SavEEee mmMMAAartThaa😢😭"

[@sanidhyasaxena8519]

Your brave man couldn't even save his own mother and asks a true brave man for help. 😂

[@patrickbateman303]

He’s acting scared, but you can see he’s actually reaching for his Kryptonite gun.

[@ester1253]

IKR but people think he scared

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@ester1253 ''bAtMaN iS aLWayS cAlM, noT a COwArd'' I legit see people cry about this, meanwhile they don't even pay enough attention to see that he's just pandering to Superman's good side by feigning surrender to buy time since he's already reaching for the Kryptonite again. This is literally what Batman did to Superman in The Dark Knight Returns, which this Batman is based on. He offered him a hand of peace, a truce, and using that handshake he electrocuted the fuck out of him using the entire power grid while Superman was weakened. Batman doesn't fight fair. He'll feign weakness when he has to. He did it against Owlman too. Did it against Darkseid too. I sometimes wonder if these Batman simps actually know who Batman is. He doesn't have a misguided sense of pride.

[@angelvillegas9604]

​@@ester1253he is scared

[@CarlosMontesBby]

The moment you realize youre hitting the "man of steel" in the face

[@tankaheavy]

The moment you realize you need to gas his ass again

[@destroyer2158]

It was like superman said,"Suprise motherf**ker" BvS is one the greatest superhero movies i have ever seen.Its a fricking masterpiece.

[@theblackcelt]

Shut up

[@reaper4453]

One of the worst superhero movie imo but I respect your opinion

[@destroyer2158]

@@reaper4453 it's absolutely ok bro someone may not like something that i love but that does not mean one bullies someone else for their opinions. We can always have a good conversation/arguement on what were the things we liked or disliked without having a toxic attitude to our seperate opinions. I respect your opinion too

[@reaper4453]

@@destroyer2158 well said, everyone should be respectful

[@bluefiremarkii]

@@destroyer2158 yep.. i hate when people hate on the film so hard that they bully people who do like it. But i also hate people who hardcore protect the film to death as if it wasn't one of the worst rated hero films. Some people like it some people hate it, we should all understand that. If any discussion happens it shouldn't be you're stupid, or your an mcu fanboy like i hear a LOT... but rather just talking and seeing what someone did or did not like about it and just finding common grounds and getting along.

[@_sayandas]

This scene makes Batman so "non-Batman"ish. Like terrified like a kid and that hand gesture? I don't recall Batman doing such ever, no matter who is in front of him.

[@siddhant8430]

Shut the f up, he is still human, that's human behavior, that's a reason we call him relatable superhero

[@allisterthegreat6521]

@@siddhant8430 relatable, lmao. Are you on drugs. Calling a man who wears a bat suit and beats up criminal at night, super intelligent and has a bat cave for a base relatable. Tf are you on. If anyone in the justice league is relatable it would be the flash

[@allisterthegreat6521]

@@siddhant8430 if anything batman is very edgy

[@siddhant8430]

@@allisterthegreat6521 spiderman doing same kind of stuff but u OK with that, right

[@davidtowery403]

@@siddhant8430 yeah because that's how spiderman behaves all the time

[@Daaninator]

"Wait I cant beat a god? Frick"

[@LuckyMCODM]

*Proceeds to beat him with Kryptonite*

[@faithinchrist6313]

@@LuckyMCODM plot armor🤫

[@LuckyMCODM]

@@faithinchrist6313 plot armor [phone]

[@Rmcrace2319]

Batman: It’s just a prank bro

[@vegapunk009]

"I want to apologize"

[@Realityoftenhurts]

"Batman KNOWS he's screwed" Batman: *proceeds to win the fight*

[@keving5004]

plot armor

[@ShakaHapa]

@@keving5004 kryptonite

[@juju0K_]

@@keving5004 kryptonite

[@thegrammarpolice69]

@@keving5004 he invested in Krypto. Be like Bruce.

[@keving5004]

@@thegrammarpolice69 shii you right son

[@user-jt1mp9ge7j]

Teacher: The test isn’t that hard The test in the beginning and the end:

[@MOBILEGAMES6999]

Batman: please don’t kill me Superman: no

[@kaijo7309]

It's funny how the punches sound went from "Thud, Thud" to "Tung Tung" as Superman's Kryptonite wore off

[@BLADE_PLASMA]

Sorry to ask but what's the movie name?

[@Zengg77]

@@BLADE_PLASMA batman vs superman

[@ALLEN-ij1dy]

@@BLADE_PLASMA " DAWN OF THE JUSTICE “

[@neelashmitdas3374]

@@ALLEN-ij1dy r/wooosh

[@thelegendarybloxycola4727]

@@neelashmitdas3374 What

[@danielperez8489]

This was very outta character for Batman, considering that even if he knows he’s hopelessly screwed, he’s never look scared like that. That being said I still love this scene because it’s funny af to see Batman get scared of Suped for once

[@chiymai]

HOW DOES HE LOOKED SCARED?

[@Vsk-xd8nc]

@@chiymai when superman rose and and batman stepped back with that weird mouth expression. Doesn't seem batman ish at all

[@yueshijoorya601]

It means Batman is human. He just pissed off a god, who to his knowledge, has no attachment to Earth, and might very well punish the whole planet right after wringing his torso dry.

[@screenrecap7770]

@@chiymai This batman has faced every batman villain he shouldn't be scared he raises his hand in fear.

[@Kamakakak]

In this case, in that exact moment, even Batman is helpless. Not fast enough to reach and reload another gas nade, not fast enough to dodge or run, not strong enough to defend or harm.. The fear is because he’s completely out of options and he knows a painful hit is coming 😅

[@PixelShaun]

"I'm going to feel this tomorrow"

[@NexusKin]

"Yep, something's definitely bleeding."

[@satrickptar6265]

"It's just a prank, bro... IT'S JUST A PR--."

[@JoseCruz-qg1oc]

This is when Superman asked him "tell me do you bleed?"

[@Yung_Dallas69]

No

[@harryzack4115]

That was In josstice league it’s not cannon as far as fc fans are concerned

[@Chimera_166]

It's so unrealistic and devoid of logic.

[@FouTarnished]

@@Chimera_166 its based of a fucking comic book! you want realism? Go watch a ww2 documentary 🤡

[@mayankkumar1011]

And after that superman bleeds

[@Kaido_928]

" I was just removing that fly."

[@dontknowwhattoname5685]

"At this moment he knew he" -

[@bigmoneyzelf]

Fucked up

[@habeeblaster4834]

My favorite scene 🔥🔥🔥

[@FunvoltGunvolt]

I love "oh shit" moments in fights like this or the "I'm sorry" scene from the Hulkbuster Iron-Man VS Hulk fight

[@berrianazrubel795]

Thanos kinda does that face after trying to punch captain marvel

[@Never_GamePlayZ]

Ikr.

[@darkroyale7062]

The way he puts his hand and his expression is saying "shit I'm screwed"

[@soggyys]

“All those times it was an accident are we good now?”

[@tlangelanimugwedi6857]

Batman literally said "Clark wait" 🤣🤣🤣

[@captain_commenter8796]

“Ummmm, I’d like to apologize and settle this dispute peacefully”

[@generalgrievous714]

“Wait… hear me out”

[@bigtomar]

Hello there.

[@shadowunknown728theungiveu6]

ND HE WINS

[@teredtiger]

@@bigtomar OH SHIT, IT'S THAT DUDE FROM THE GUY FROM THE SHOW ABOUT THAT ONE DUDE FROM THAT ONE MOVIE TRILOGY PREQUEL TRILOGY THAT WASN'T AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY BUT WAY BETTER THAN THE SEQUEL TRILOGY OF THE ORIGINAL!!!! How's it going?

[@Samuel-rc3zm]

“Listen, I’m bat man, but I’m also very sorry”

[@mohommedkalifnidhal9419]

While Batman's left hand goes up, his right hand goes to his Kryptonite Grenade Launcher.

[@putinnakedinahallway1621]

"I'm visibly regretting what i've done but its too soon to apologize"

[@johnathanargow4762]

Too real

[@MKultraInstinct]

“CLARK LOOK AT THE CAMERAS”

[@FuzionGamr]

Underrated

[@alantryhard8632]

It was just a prank bro

[@imbouttofukingnut]

Clark:look at the cameras Cameraman: *hi*

[@prateekbirthal9649]

If you look closely at Batman's right hand. He is slowly going for grabbing his kryptonite grenade.

[@ThelBatman]

I never noticed this before but he actually goes to grab his Grenade Launcher with his other hand while he’s doing that

[@tobiafolayan7152]

“Wait wait wait let’s talk about this!”

[@aryanrana9731]

Lol probably if Joss Whedon directed it

[@unnirajac8617]

I think this is one of the most realistic reaction from a character in any superhero movie. Especially infront of a being like Superman.

[@hakeemlecco4109]

Ant-man is really painted like a regular dude in a suit. Imo he’s the realest down to earth superhero. I was about to refer his first interaction with captain america but his whole personna is meant to be seen as a relatable guy

[@jujasname]

It actually really isn't. In reality, Batman couldn't take a singles punch from Superman. If he got hit even a little bit he would've been dead.

[@SD_7878]

Batman is someone who gets beat down by Darkseid and still makes threat about blowing up his home planet apokolypse. You sure batman gives a damn about human reaction?

[@iamsethhasting8911]

@@jujasname you have to keep in mind that superman wasn't trying to kill him and he was wearing a very durable suit of armor. If this were a real fight, he would have been dead within the first 2 seconds.

[@jujasname]

@@iamsethhasting8911 yeah

[@elijahluna7357]

Batman: *Starts smiling*

[@iosonoi.7132]

“Bro those punches didn’t hurt you so I basically didn’t really hit you. You not mad right?”

[@Weapon_physgun]

"I've made a sincere and continuous lapse in my judgment"

[@SumitSinghBhutyal]

Batman be like : "Its just a prank Supe, Say hello to the camera and the Zack Snyder behind it."

[@DaSquareful]

Reminds me of that cameraman that gets sliced during the Schwartz duel in spaceballs.

[@johngifts8688]

69 likes I won't ruin it 😏

[@glovelessboxer]

Yes the whole movie was a prank

[@SumitSinghBhutyal]

@@glovelessboxer nah man it was good and deep.

[@johnathanargow4762]

"Ayo keep me out of this"

[@Shortclipsplus]

Superman “so anyway I started blasting”

[@HowlerNic]

Batman: “Hey i..it was a joke”

[@sh1ft3r-29]

"What's wrong bats? SCARED?!" -Joker

[@verarodriguez9390]

Cringe

[@gangsterskull3357]

@@verarodriguez9390 hahaha shut up

[@Mordecai_iacedroM]

He’s like “Ohhhhhh you fucked up now, Bruce” And the Batman’s like “Tell Alfred I love him”

[@johnathanargow4762]

"Sir, will it be open or closed casket?"

[@salibofficial8256]

Batman: Bro bro it's just a prank loot that camera

[@thatcommentissosus]

Batman: "Daddy, Chill."

[@jk-dl8qe]

Batman was just like "ok now we can talk about this"

[@ashtoncrook5706]

Underrated comment

[@mayankkumar1011]

Batman is the peak of human level....give him super powers then we can talk

[@dustinhenderson9345]

"save Martha" "Why did you say that name?!"

[@ishaanbhattacharya9405]

This was the funniest scene

[@eqnx371]

@@ishaanbhattacharya9405 this was the funniest scene

[@semisolidsnake7103]

@@eqnx371 this was the funniest scene

[@thatonekid_4179]

How punches go in dreams:

[@colder_.phonk.]

Batman: uhm wanna have some Donuts?

[@SumitSingh-oe6bj]

"chill dude i was just kidding"

[@wilbertsuryajaya5688]

"Im in danger"

[@joegoldberg3481]

I am the danger Skyler

[@UnknownGamer-kc2uc]

Bro said wait a minute im superman 💀

[@iduckysi9464]

“Perhaps i’ve misjudged you?”

[@willem6605]

"Okay...let's talk about this--" Sers, this scene was incredible. Absolutely my favorite in the film.

[@likeluptid]

It was one of the worst scenes in all cinema involving Batman. And it was absolutely nothing like the comic book that it came from. Superman was the loser BEFORE he arrived. That will always be one of the most impressive things I've ever seen before in any comic book. I've been a hardcore Batman fan since I was 4 or 5 years old. But when I saw the comic book scene that the movie is taken from, that's when I became a Batman fan. When I saw what Zack Snyder had done, I began perceiving Snyder as my enemy from that day forward.

[@dot7084]

Prime example of why batman wouldn't stand a chance against superman

[@crimsonwarrior6511]

bullshit, you can't base that assumption off of this inaccurate piece of garbage

[@kevmasengale6903]

It was in that moment, Batman knew he fucked up.

[@rustymixer2886]

And its longest superhero fight ever, at almost 10 minutes !

[@AuraAkurie]

"Okay, I would like to start my 3 part apology. First, I think you're an incredibly handsome ma- Oh my God!!"

[@barackdwaynecenajohson3289]

"Oh shit,It's just a prank bro"

[@jovikong497]

“SUP CHILL, DID U SEE THAT CAMERA!? WAIT WAIT NO………” Batman leave the chat.

[@rexusthevaliant6311]

I have questions about your profile picture but I don't want to hear the answer to any of them

[@SixxWolfZx]

What in the fuck kind of profile pic is that? You know this person isn't allowed within 3 miles of a school.

[@laks786]

@@rexusthevaliant6311 I was literally gonna ask the same thing

[@mesonu5759]

Yup for me too.i laughed when I saw his face got frightened.i just smiled

[@ChangeNameEdits]

“Hey dude we friends? We fri-“

[@northernalpine4350]

"Ayo... remember when we were friends?"

[@pats3212]

"You mean as in... never?"

[@azueri9187]

*“Please bro it was just a joke”*

[@carolinanovic1599]

*hits a million times* *doesn't die or anything* *hits once* LITTERLY ASKS MERCY THOUSANDS OF TIMES

[@nicktroisi6347]

“Bruce!? Your mother and I have been waiting for you for decades”

[@johnathanargow4762]

Im 💀