How Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended

How Batman v Superman Should Have Ended!
With 3 years of hyping BvS we know this episode was a long time coming. We wanted to give you as many scenes as possible making it the most epic of all epic HISHEs in the land. We got to 8 minutes... so I hope that is enough. Thank you to everyone who has been watching and supporting us over the years. I know a lot of people have been looking forward to this episode. I hope we did it justice... dawn of justice... hehe get it? because it's... I'm sorry I'm really tired. This episode took a lot out of me. I sincerely hope you guys enjoy it. Thanks for watching and we will see ya at the next one!
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[@Alpha121198]

I love how Clark and Bruce revert back into their usual outfits in the cafe.

[@goldenwolf7154]

Alpha121198 lol

[@chrisbrasel9049]

Probably got tried wearing Those dark costumes all that time spent in the film.

[@joshsteiner7136]

Alpha121198 same

[@daniell937]

Or maybe because Batman in the cafe isnt Affleck but it's still Christian Bale.

[@Nanorobotic]

Alpha121198 for Batman it's not much of a change, the only real differences are the yellow belt, larger bat symbol and different thingies on his forearms. I know those have a name but I can never remember it And now that I think about it there's even less difference in Superman's outfit in the his version, it's just a slightly lighter color because if they animated that weird fabric it was made out of the animation would have never come out.

[@felixdaniels37]

In the words of Ben Affleck: "Hello Darkness my old friend"

[@MadGenius]

+felixdaniels37 Haha.. so accurate

[@thelastattempt666]

"I'm here to talk to you again."

[@180223]

I agree

[@MadGenius]

MacawEagle 78 "Because a vision softly creeping"....

[@ox9orange]

+Mad Genius left its seeds while I was sleeping

[@ragingoaktree]

“Like a good butler, Alfred is there” Best line there

[@shrekgamer4199]

Lmaf

[@avinashtyagi2]

Alfred has better powers than supes, lol

[@Bearman851]

Agreed.

[@juliansummers5983]

I've got you master Wayne

[@thorodinson4984]

No, The Best Line Is Because I'm Batman

[@TO-eq4cl]

Batman : *rich* Has a flip phone Some Guy At Wayne enterprises Has a proper touchscreen phone

[@ero-samairianto625]

Don't you dare, it's BatPhone !!

[@jptalatala]

@@ero-samairianto625 yah, well said .. lmao

[@parvezali9549]

Because he's bhatmaaan

[@sparky2_0]

But it probably his work phone/pager most bosses have flip phones as their phone because they last and are easy to carry

[@netbotcl586]

flipphones are much more durable than smartphones.

[@r.t.giddson9830]

Wonder woman should become a regular character in Super Cafe

[@arielfilmsinc1926]

+Cody Croute Yep nice to see her there

[@MK-sr7jl]

IKR

[@SamaritanPrime]

+2xucan The movie had a dull, bland color pallet.

[@danmenard6917]

+2xucan Really? I thought that was the Injustice one there.

[@IsmaelAwale]

+2xucan I think so too, she would seem so out of place if they kept that design

[@jollycooperation7446]

Like a good butler Alfred is there. " I got you master wayne." XD

[@JaylinDickinson]

DrowsyEel I'm dyin at that part😂😂😂☠

[@auproductions8000]

HI ME!

[@jollycooperation7446]

theWolverine07 Hello brother.......Or should I say EVIL TWIN BROTHER! (0.0)

[@assigncom]

DrowsyEel

[@onercelikkaya2197]

💊💲😨😧

[@comicfan1324]

Batman: “Like a Butler, Alfred is there!” Alfred: “I got you, Master Wayne!”

[@radjadawamindra697]

Superman: Whaaaaat?

[@whisperthewolf9478]

Alfred you're a wizard

[@wastedshin]

Wow really they said that?

[@lilmilontiktok]

@@radjadawamindra697 funny

[@officerspooder]

3 years 2k likes no comments to correct that he said GOOD

[@mrjstudios4334]

“What does the lex say?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@soumyaok3709]

Best scene 😂 dance

[@heysup4278]

Tell me... Do you have insurance?

[@jonatangonzalez2525]

No becuase im batman

[@weeping_me362]

You will

[@rhysmccartney2076]

I have bat-surance!

[@rhysmccartney2076]

Because I'm Batman!

[@elliotandersen3439]

+Hey Sup Like a good neighbor Alfred is there...

[@kennytee6882]

They're obviously gonna fight each other again in the sequel when they realise their Father's names are different...WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT NAME!

[@prodeyj1]

of course lol

[@marionunez8048]

LOL

[@Ghuttora7]

Haha

[@brandonreed09]

or because while Superman is in his coma Lois dies. That nightmare can still happen, even just part of it

[@shadava]

+Brandon Reed Isn't that what happened in Injustice

[@mauritja00]

If this version of Doomsday has it's powers from Zod's DNA including the weaknesses such as kryptonite, then throwing him into the sun should make him stronger right?

[@elainegoates9792]

Yep

[@adammarch9604]

This is the dceu. So not necessarily comic rules apply

[@mauritja00]

@@adammarch9604 well going by that logic... The movie shows Superman recovering from a Nuke when exposed to the sun, so Doomsday should still get stronger by being thrown to the sun

[@damn6039]

@@mauritja00 I don't think even superman can survive being thrown INTO the sun, getting powers from sun is a whole different thing compared to being IN the sun You must've heard the 'hero: you want my power, here's all of it, villain: yes ahahah wait noo it's too much, it's too much aaaaaaah *explodes' Yea it's DCEU every cliche applies here, this would too

[@Alejandroigarabide]

No. He'd still burn, I think. We humans take hydration from water, but if you throw a human to the bottom of the sea he'd drown. Heck. Plants take their energy from the sun, just like Kryptonians, but they'd still burn if thrown right into it.

[@bkimatab]

6 years later, still a better ending

[@somerandolad]

And it always will be.

[@tiaaaron3278]

@@somerandolad Snyder can't even dream of making something even half as good as this.

[@god-of-war-fan]

@@tiaaaron3278 you're delusional

[@alvinvida1282]

Way, way better than the movie.. WB should have given the budget to these guys.. 😂

[@DavonPetersen]

Same 7 years later

[@Batman-fp2yr]

"Like a good butler, Alfred is there!" Haha yes, Alfred always has my back because I'm Batman.

[@mickphilfredvlogs7681]

lucky

[@M0nkeyBoy1321]

+Batman That scene was actually clever asfk.

[@Hydrauliskk]

You know bats, you can't just explain everything saying "because i'm Batman".

[@baptisterichez9113]

+Tytus Nowakiewicz He can because he is Batman.

[@Hydrauliskk]

+Luc Skywalker but...but...

[@Jerry694111]

"A team? Like the avengers?" "No, totally different. I'm talking about a team of actual superheroes."

[@JediMB]

I'm confused. Last time I checked the Avengers had actual superheroes, while DC's movieverse had a bunch of chromatically challenged murderbastards.

[@revpembroke3082]

Like Matter Eater Lad?

[@youknowyoufuckedupright3058]

+T3chnoNerd The fuck's your problem

[@venger]

+Jerry694111 Batman has zero super powers.

[@billfrypher8335]

Jesus Christ. Can we stop acting like a bunch of babies please?

[@abiruabayapala7963]

Alfred is so OP.He's even faster than superman. Strong enough to lift both batman and a tray. Quite a superhero for the old age.

[@deltatheeta2803]

What was her name again? Batman: Marthuh uh ah... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@windo3754]

Best Scene Of This Channel: BECAAAAAAAAAAAAUSE IIIIIIIIIIIIII'M BATMAAAAAN!

[@rion7088]

Best line in the whole channel.

[@nasseral-fannah8189]

My favorite is 6:22. It just floored me🤣

[@dhikadarma2088]

Yeaaahhhh, my favorite🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@viksaggu9085]

Legit ending to. Like why would Superman use his weakness to kill Doonsday?

[@gregarybrown9896]

Which HISHE is it from? I can't tell. I keep rewatching all of them but I can't find it anywhere.

[@khuzairiaziz8019]

Actually, it would be more epic if batman killed doomsday

[@rudrathakkar1146]

Yup

[@jcanims2620]

BECAUSSSEEEE IIMMMMMMMM BATMAAAAAAAANNNN

[@barrylyndon5552]

He had no shot lol that battle was too intense. And superman flying didnt push it in far enough. Also superman got stabbed because he was weakened, but that stab would still have cut batman in half

[@Sovereign01]

@@barrylyndon5552 Yes he did! BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN! 😆😆

[@miletilblight2181]

Even a god can shudder under the wrath of man

[@JackassJunior627]

6:22 gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@AJs3ody]

2:42 i love how he's studying the success rate of the dark knight trilogy,he KNOWS how bad the DCEU is

[@kasadam85]

DCEU being bad is greatly exaggerated. Both MoS and BvS ultimate edition were good in their respective terms and appreciated even more after the ZSJL.

[@GG-uj5ru]

It's not that bad 😭 a few movies messed up yeah but the good ones are insanely good. BvS Ultimate edition was good

[@AJs3ody]

@@GG-uj5ru it's been a year and a half bro, you don't need to reply

[@theprequelsareactuallyg00d54]

I disagree

[@AJs3ody]

@@theprequelsareactuallyg00d54 it's been almost 2 years bro

[@brezzendorf]

"I vote reboots. " Your wish has been granted, Batman

[@felipea1399]

Hope it's good. Batman is such a good character and deserves a more comic accurate version

[@Spidoor13]

Don’t say that! I just got here.

[@user-mx4is4fx3c]

@@felipea1399 more comic accurate than the one literally stripped from the comic down to the suits and lines?

[@felipea1399]

@@user-mx4is4fx3c yes, more comic accurate than the version who choosed to do an adaptation of an Else Worlds story and took away most of the things that made it great

[@windowsVD]

@@user-mx4is4fx3c Yeah because there's this thing called "characterization" that's actually more important than just adapting comic book panels.

[@pixelparasite829]

4:40 The most epic "Because I'm Batman" moment ever.

[@Methew217]

Agreed

[@Retardidity]

@@Methew217 I dunno. Unsnapping himself was pretty epic.

[@ethanowen1416]

The unsnap was the best one ever👌👌👌

[@drumisland4386]

ant-man

[@annnee6818]

Hands down and bottoms up

[@Harrys_Playground]

2:11 this detail 😂 As she is the actress who voiced for Mr.s incredible

[@natt3975]

The beginning always has me in tears: “Well, i was just going to stay here and work, but I guess since you’ve given us the GO AHEAD, ILL RESPECT THE FACT, THAT ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER THE CITY!” 😂😂😂

[@killgarraghforever]

When Superman threw Doomsday into the sun, HE FORGOT TO SMILE AT THE CAMERA!

[@Spidoor13]

Yeah. If I was Superman, I would have smiled for the camera 📷.

[@nyx.arlene]

°O°

[@Spidoor13]

What?

[@TheRBK21283]

And he didn't make out with Lois :P

[@midnitesensei5725]

Andrew Rhodes it’s a reference to the original film

[@santiagoolivera8576]

4:41 Most Epic "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN" to the date

[@ericklajara8641]

+Santiago Olivera i felt chills

[@victor8100]

+Santiago Olivera 2 one for me , the one in age of ultron where the whole planet is destroyed and he juts sit there like nothing happened was really funny

[@moeman813]

I laughed so hard

[@Scrotum1966]

+Santiago Olivera 1:26 the funniest

[@grobanlover292]

+Santiago Olivera No way, its definitely at 7:35!

[@ykarus9343]

4:02 He absorves energy. I thought taking him to the sun would be a good idea but then I realized that he could perhaps absorb the sun and end all life on Earth.

[@aBamaMelmsie]

A battery can only absorb so much energy before it explodes

[@jordansena3206]

And what if it melts all of him?? Then he can’t absorb anything if he has nothing to absorb into.

[@user-fq4hj8yv2z]

The gravity would have crushed him

[@vishnutheetharappan7074]

He should have thrown him the other way, out of the solar system.

[@kevinrohman1464]

Couldn't you just hit him into deep space? He doesn't fly, does he?

[@patriot459]

The because I’m Batman part actually would have been really awesome. Also I feel like that’s an iconic hishe moment

[@MdYeasin-mx2zg]

BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAAN!!! It's actually the ending we all wanted, and deserved. But what we got, was a fake funeral and a justification to make Steppenwolf villain.

[@thecabbageman1]

Well I expected it. The part of their battle was based on the dark knight returns comic where after joker kills himself by snapping his neck and the world things that batman killed him they have superman battle batman and we have a fake out death. And the second part of the movie was based on superman:doomsday or the death of superman where superman seems to have died from doomsday but he is actually in a kryptonian healing coma of some sort. So yeah the fake out death was expected from the start. And even the zod death makes sense in that context. As for steppenwolf they really should have used darkseid

[@JOE11_2]

Best line ever

[@KazukiVA]

It wouldn’t work at a DC movie

[@MonsterPumpkin]

Lets be honest if Dc gave that movie such a ending it would have gotten higher ratings in rotten tomatoes lol

[@timetraveller939]

@@MonsterPumpkin why people are so obsessed with Rotten tomatoes

[@xKingx16]

Martian Manhunter comes to Earth Batman: He's an alien...that could burn the whole place down Superman: You are not seriously doing this again... Batman: He's too dangerous ... Superman: I'm just starting to think your speciesist Batman: IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE HE IS OUR ENEMY,I HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY Superman: ... Martian Manhunter: Greetin I am J'on-- Batman: TELL ME......DO YOU BLEED? Superman: J'onn,Just ignore him and please stay away from the bat signal ..Let's just go.....he'll cool off eventually. *Superman & Manhunter fly away* Batman: ......YOU WILL.

[@Icanonlycountto4]

lmao thats awesome

[@hubrism4861]

"Batman: IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE HE IS OUR ENEMY,I HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY Superman: if there is even a 1% chance that his mom's name is Martha we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"

[@azaeles]

In the JLA title the Justice League reform because the White Martians arrive to earth cashing the Martian Manhunter, so Batman was right, thank god Batman has a plan.

[@BenCulture]

* *appplause* *

[@thesohai9061]

+Hubris M Ok, that was a bit random...

[@waverider6302]

2:33 that would automatically make it the best movie ever

[@nerdtube8194]

4:42 that would actually be a very emotional scene if batman died and sacrificed himself.

[@sabrinacollins8135]

Like a good butler, ALFRED IS THERE

[@ego2d]

lol!

[@Excalibur-je5pk]

I got u Masta Bruce. XD

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

The butler was his real father all this year.

[@sirhumphrey1830]

he's a demon and butler.

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

Sir Humphrey Walter C. Dornez, most notably butler & former British spy.

[@MikeEmpires]

I'd pay a theater ticket to see this video.

[@miguelarrocha2703]

+MikeAlexBillsZ i I was waiting, like, forever for this video

[@starphoenix500]

+MikeAlexBillsZ id pay for Hishe to do a redo of this movie.

[@JoJo-ql5yc]

this vid is better than the original... no nonsense chats and cheesy jokes 😂

[@amydonald3123]

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[@Gamingboy69]

+Amy Donald I don't get it, is something supposed to happen?

[@I-done-did-it]

I legit just realised that batman only helped superman because his mums name was Martha.😂

[@I-done-did-it]

btw I am British that’s why I spelled it mum not mom.

[@ironhorse3826]

No it’s because he realized that superman was just like a normal guy who happened to have superpowers

[@I-done-did-it]

TheThomasFan4472 oh ok thanks 😊

[@sonicinfinity1871]

Good thing he doesn’t know that Superman’s dad’s name was Jonathan.

[@ironhorse3826]

Lance Meier ?

[@zalannyari6584]

"Oh I beg to differ. I seem to remember you lying on the ground crying out for your mother" "What was her name again?" "Marth...sniff..." When Batman makes a valid point Clark just makes a cheap move. But damn this is the funniest🤣

[@remarkable23]

His voice when saying "Martha" always makes me crack up 😂

[@RamonLovesRockandPie]

I loved Deadpool's cameo! lol

[@legobatxtra3419]

Me 2!!!!

[@MasterXploder88]

So good.

[@tuanminhnguyen5006]

hal jordan will joihn JL

[@awstaha9723]

Me 2!!

[@MrStupidarmy]

me 3!

[@WillWatches]

Better than the actual movie

[@snowspider1083]

Funny

[@shyamkotecha5229]

True story

[@mac17633]

Yeah

[@KhalidKebritVEVO]

Couldn't agree more 😂

[@XXnewXX100]

+SnowSpider108 sorry fangay its true

[@garvkumar361]

This Batman ending was better than the original 😂

[@Aaron-sato]

Yeah right bro 😂😂

[@somerandolad]

Obviously, because he's Batman.

[@ConnorTheTimeLord2000]

2:17 *bomb explosion* Superman: Dang it. *rewinding time* This man has a bomb in his chair. SAVE THE DAY.

[@gabrielmcmillan]

And undo Black Zero while he's at it.

[@devonanderson2902]

"We used to be the cool kids! What happened to us?!" I have a feeling the original Batman and Superman would say that if they saw this movie.

[@sampetty1232]

Lmao that's actually pretty damn accurate

[@ClassicToonFan64]

Super tickles must become an actual superpower. "ROTTEN TOMATOES!!!" Got that right.

[@SufficientDaikon]

i loved the rotten tomatos one

[@PhilipWester]

+ClassicToonFan64: I mean, Super Creating Tiny Replicas of Yourself exists as a Superman power, after all.

[@avocadopit151]

They also got the wrong flash. It needs to be earth 2 flash

[@whateverreally1347]

+Amul Kool how about the record for biggest drop EVER for a movie that opened north of 100 million ? Does that not matter ?

[@forgettableguy4142]

fuck rotten tomatoes

[@lochness5524]

6:58 He’s right though. The JLA was before the avengers comics, so technically they were first

[@thelettern]

The way the camera cuts back to Superman just shocked at 4:45 killed me 💀

[@millennials4trumpmillennia455]

"Like a good butler, Alfred is there!" My poor gut hurts from laughing.

[@AC350___]

I didnt under stand can u explain me pls?

[@motionpinto]

+Antonio Cioffi Statefarm commercial. "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there."

[@AC350___]

Thxs

[@allenlong3690]

+Antonio Cioffi Watch the State Farm commercials.

[@Camaroni1000]

"I've got you master Wayne!"

[@starlumin]

I need Alfred insurance. LIKE A GOOD BUTLER ALFRED IS THERE

[@tonakings7600]

OMG LOLS

[@1124eddie]

I'VE GOT YOU, MASTER DREEMUR!!!!

[@conradlecroy5821]

+1124eddie ...........WHAATTT???!!!

[@daniellemoran3156]

yeux moi

[@luisguerra8852]

I got you, Master Wayne!

[@AnandKu44]

I just want "what does the Lex say ding, ding, ding music as my ringtone.

[@jasonbethea7929]

2:24 that should have been in the movie but this’ll be fine for me.

[@jasonbethea7929]

Last time I checked the chair with me out of lead which means superman couldn’t use his x-ray vision to know it was there.

[@Nonamearisto]

Batman: You're gonna kill all of humanity and stuff... or there's a 1% chance of it... but your mom's name is Martha, so it's all good!

[@ncuddy5]

Nonamearisto fb bv.

[@Fif0l]

Or maybe Batman realized that he was wrong when he said "you were never even a man": he saw Superman is not a bad person.

[@THAC0MANIC]

The Name Martha Erases the 1% chance

[@ttheaney]

Amazing how short-sighted haters continue to be. It's that Batman realized Superman has human emotions, not that their moms have the same name.

[@Nonamearisto]

ttheaney He knew that Superman had emotions before that. Had Superman said "Save Maria!", it wouldn't have had the same effect on Batman.

[@Merisu_Sheep]

One year later and I'm still watching this video like crazy it is so awesome BECAUSE HE'S BATTTMAAAANN

[@warlord1818]

ME TOO

[@brycecollins7550]

I'm still here for the Lex's song. XD

[@ranjiamer8938]

Sayaka*Ichigo*Kamishiro*Arclight*[SIKA] i know right 😆 coz he's BATMAN!!!

[@ccateni28]

Sayaka*Ichigo*Kamishiro*Arclight*[SIKA] That would have been a good way to end the fight. It kinda was Batman's fault they got into this fight and didn't listen to Superman, so Batman redeems himself.

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

7:26 John walker after he killed that flag smasher.

[@Zarreth]

The end is so crazy considering it's getting rebooted now. Loved Gal's WW.

[@jonathanmercado963]

I wish batman stole the victory in the actual movie.

[@lunar4eva]

me 2 :)

[@DB-nr6fo]

yeah

[@jaylendavis3020]

Same here

[@DA-dn6hh]

I'm Batman

[@JordanWheeler1999]

I'm making sure that your movies and DC movies won't make the box-office that's why I directed the BVS BECAUSE I LOVE CHIMECHANGAS

[@asdasdasdasd61932]

Rated M for Martha

[@cuz803]

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!!!!

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

Mother!!!

[@trishahernz7809]

It's his mother's name!!!

[@giantdick2376]

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@MuhammadIlhamuodd254512]

rated for xd

[@javi8499]

4:59 one day we’ll see this happen in live action

[@darkfall7250]

3:06 Only og fans would know this reference.

[@davidbetancourt2824]

"He killed people and you forget smile" That's all truth I need

[@MiXVoy]

David Betancourt AGREED, Zack Snyder should be fired after what he'd done

[@Nobody-bh9ew]

@@MiXVoy Really?

[@thenoirknight5729]

@@MiXVoy Hm...

[@realenglishman580]

@@MiXVoy That's not true.

[@amurtiger7410]

@@MiXVoy nah not true.

[@justargel9912]

"ROTTEN TOMATOES!!!! ROTTEN TOMATOES!!!!" a really great reference

[@paulurow8371]

I didn’t get it

[@paulurow8371]

Sorry

[@paulurow8371]

@Hieu Nguyen ohhhh maybe

[@megavien1018]

@@paulurow8371 I think it's about the fact that most dc movies are rated rotten in rotten tomatoes lol

[@paulurow8371]

Mega Vien101 yeah maybe

[@jahfarihazelwood4499]

4:40 best Batman's catchphrase ever

[@sarmich13.]

"What does the Lex say?" 😂

[@Dasher-qr8lf]

"This man has a bomb in his chair! SAVE THE DAY!!" This is honestly what I think superman does everytime he fucks up

[@lanapowell]

That's the fun thing about time travel: unless you're the one doing it, or you tell people, no one knows it's happened.

[@jaront1180]

+Xan Beerboy silver surfer is only powerful. he can never increase his power. the typical superman may not be as strong.... but let's remember that our favorite superman is usually when he struggles against odds for humanity..... when he fully exposes his power he can cross our entire galaxy in a mere second... let's not forget the time His girl was in trouble (comics) and he was visiting the ruins of krypton. she yells for superman.... somehow.... he hears this.... lightyear away.... int the vaccine of space.... and arrives in the next instant to save her... sorry silver surfer. you are powerful, but DC comics just made a way too powerful hero...

[@jaront1180]

+Xan Beerboy silver surfer is only powerful. he can never increase his power. the typical superman may not be as strong.... but let's remember that our favorite superman is usually when he struggles against odds for humanity..... when he fully exposes his power he can cross our entire galaxy in a mere second... let's not forget the time His girl was in trouble (comics) and he was visiting the ruins of krypton. she yells for superman.... somehow.... he hears this.... lightyear away.... int the vaccine of space.... and arrives in the next instant to save her... sorry silver surfer. you are powerful, but DC comics just made a way too powerful hero...

[@jaront1180]

+Xan Beerboy silver surfer is only powerful. he can never increase his power. the typical superman may not be as strong.... but let's remember that our favorite superman is usually when he struggles against odds for humanity..... when he fully exposes his power he can cross our entire galaxy in a mere second... let's not forget the time His girl was in trouble (comics) and he was visiting the ruins of krypton. she yells for superman.... somehow.... he hears this.... lightyear away.... int the vaccine of space.... and arrives in the next instant to save her... sorry silver surfer. you are powerful, but DC comics just made a way too powerful hero...

[@Izzy8u]

Supes can't see through lead. The chair was cased in lead.

[@ChaosAnimationsSpeedArts]

Batman: "What? How? Superman: "Because I'm faster than a speeding bullet" *Gets obliterated by bullets in previous scene*

[@Stopmotion52]

I thought that to lol

[@GreenSpyro]

Element of surprise, and he came in peace, so there is that.

[@Knightlyfrog]

Being faster than a speeding bullet is irrelevant when you never dodge anything. All the crap he just takes on the chest all the time without thinking, it's amazing every movie isn't "The Death of Superman." Bruce didn't even need kryptonite bullets because there is no way known that Clark could ever be bothered to dodge a kryptonite batterang. As long as there is kryptonite, Superman is the easiest hero to kill because the guy has almost no self preservation instincts.

[@liteney]

That's funny. lol...

[@movienaut]

To be fair, he was shoot by machine guns and then shoot by a kryptonite granate, so for the second time, he was more prepared, or he should have been prepared, instead of going at him! Damn stupid Movie!

[@inkga10clan29]

James Gunn: I vote reboots.

[@nickkrasny1562]

“YOUR MOMS NAME IS LIKE MY MOMS NAME- WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!?”

[@vikasahuja3512]

This is one of the best HISHEs I've seen.. and one of the most real ones.

[@ErikPT]

I loved Batman v Superman but I loved their ending more because..... hhhhhheee'ssss BBBBBAAATTTMMMMANNNNNNNNNN!!!

[@vikasahuja3512]

Erik P.T. Lol. Yeah, I can't say that I liked it, let alone loved it. But yeah, that "I'm Batman" is extremely funny!

[@BigT.Larrity]

I honestly can't comprehend the mindset of people who say they loved this shit pile, at least it was good for a laugh at how cumbubblingly terrible it was.

[@vikasahuja3512]

Big T. Larrity Honestly, neither can I. Every time I think about this film, my brain hurts because this movie makes no sense. BUT, having said that, I can't disrespect people's opinions so I'm not against anyone who likes it. In fact, I'm glad that those who liked it liked it because I really wanted to like it but I couldn't. So yes, I'm glad that some people loved it. But for the life in me, I just can't understand why.

[@FPSMuslims]

+Vikas Ahuja that's like the exact same way man I totally understand you

[@guybrushmonkey97]

ROTTEN TOMATOES! ROTTEN TOMATOES EVERYWHERE!

[@turtlelover5988]

Lol

[@spidergwenstarwars6504]

Also...ONLY AROUND 30 PERCENT!!!

[@bentoby2123]

That was hilarious. This entire thing is hilarious. Good job to the HISHE crew.

[@geralt7511]

+Bruno Santos i am scared for the justice leauge movie we should do something about it even flash is trying to warn us :((((

[@joyunicycle]

+Bruno Santos Too bad the directors didn't heed that warning lol

[@mrwaffles536]

“Like a good butler, Alfred is there!” That’s was so funny 😆

[@seanpvs101moviesproduction3]

This is way Better than Actual movie. 😂

[@ok198474464]

Aquaman: looking for these !?

[@bukka4057]

randy ward not this time

[@Sovereign01]

Good luck with your cave troll!

[@bengamerlsyolo6788]

Are you here to help fight the monster?

[@alexhu9530]

Sure. So we work for the government and we are pretty much a shield against outside enemies. We can use the name "Agents of Shield".

[@erastorgs9137]

Hulk vs Batman how it will end. Someone in the background shouts " Bruce!!!!" Hulk and Batman looks at him and said "What!!!??". Then they look at each other and then BOOM problem Solved.

[@Yogarosmananda]

You should direct dc vs marvel

[@csiess16]

hahaha XD

[@potassiumgamer1936]

+jorgbeijer oh, fucking wrecked.

[@sirgeen]

+Erasto Garcia Dammit i didnt know i needed this!

[@johnnyjackson8678]

L0L yes but what about there mom's? they must know that to.

[@jakebeetle5957]

4:42 "Because… I'm… BATMAN!!!!!!!"

[@liajik321]

I love the little easter egg when superman calls lex a diseased maniac. They actually did a very similar scene in their first video

[@Sasha-fn6vu]

“Like a good Butler Alfred is there” I’ve got u Master Wayne” LMAO 😂

[@TheRawyan]

IKR

[@wasteland_gz]

The Dark Knight apparently he can teleport to his master and save him

[@TheAwsomeManny]

Was unaware that Alfred had the ability to teleport

[@akuljamwal3085]

He is the Butler Gotham deserves

[@artzarr5032]

I laughed so hard at this one! 😂

[@bxn4l]

That ending with batman killing doomsday would've been way more epic

[@kaijud3941]

+bxn4l He would have been killed in Superman's place though.

[@MrMacSlapper]

+KaijuD no he wouldn`t

[@kaijud3941]

MrMacSlapper ....yes he would...Doomsday would have stabbed him in his place Superman knew this that's why he went instead knowing he was going to die.

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

+bxn4l Honestly, I was expecting him to pass it to Wonder Woman and let her just solo it

[@kaijud3941]

John Peacekeeper Then she would have been stabbed.

[@ReaLifeHDchannel]

0:47 Seriously, this pops up in my head every time the obvious is spoken.

[@erikspence2981]

Same here

[@johnwaynefresh]

This never gets old.

[@marcelomcustodio]

02:53: "Bruce, listen to me! Rotten Tomatoes! Rotten Tomatoes everywhere!" LOL

[@rathnakumari9644]

Marcelo Custódio there was also some statistics of batman movies and about nolan in the screens. 😊

[@solidsnake4214]

Marcelo Custódio SUPER TICKLES!!!

[@TigerWing141]

It’s 2:45

[@shivashankaravaraprasadgun8448]

4:41 BEEEECCCCCCAAAAAAUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE IIIIIIIMMMMM BBBBBBAAAAATTTTTTMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!?!?

[@rohitagarwal9174]

Shiva Shankara Vara Prasad Gundepudi greatest ending ever

[@maniacalmattmedia1025]

You know, that actually is how it SHOULD’VE ended!

[@KatieMaddalena]

The only thing that could have made this better is if Batman had taken a sip of coffee before he started running with the spear lmao

[@t3productions591]

That Because I'm Batman Moment at 4:40 made me laugh so damn hard. AND HE STARTED WITH ALRIGHT CHUMPS LETS DO THIS LOL

[@sydneythomas2536]

BECAUSE......IM.......BATMAN!!!!!!!!!

[@MrREAPERsz]

Excuse me, you've stolen something that doesn't belong to you. who are you? are you saying you want to know my secret identity? Hehehe. I'M BATMAN. ahem, maybe..

[@sydneythomas2536]

+Taylor Williams XD lol that was funny

[@exknight39]

IKR

[@asanzos]

+Scar!ett Gospel I love this ending better than the original xDD Being a Batman fan, he should have taken the glory at the end

[@sydneythomas2536]

Vertilia S ikr XD Batman :3

[@johnjohn4360]

Best times in this video as Well as The Longest "because I'm Batman!" is... 4:42 to 4:53

[@BatmanFan76]

0:28 DCEU Super Café 4:57 Regular Super Café

[@Gab-hj7hu]

As he was running he was screaming "BEECCAAUUSSEE I'M BATTMMAANNN!!!!!

[@byufan]

That Leeroy Jenkins reference though...

[@Luna_Anonymous]

+Bryce Spencer what reference. where?

[@aemzso]

You don't say.

[@inestayachi3806]

Thanks Einstein We would've never known if you didn't say something

[@Mrjohnny164]

+Anony - Mouse "alright chaps lets do this, BBEEEECCAAAUUUSSSEEEEE... IIIIIIIIIMMMMM... BBAAATTTMMMAAAAANNN" and the original one "alright chaps lets do this, LLLEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOYYYYYYY...... JENKINS" almost everyone on the internet knows who leeroy jenkins is dude

[@Thatgeeky_Artist]

No one: Not a single soul: Flash: “Rotten Tomatoes!”

[@sosigsunkcrunkywunk7224]

Nobody: You: No more nobody jokes

[@machielluchtmeijer7796]

@@sosigsunkcrunkywunk7224 @Joseph Hernandez: No more "Nobody" jokes No one: @sosigsunk crunkywunk: Nobody: You: No more nobody jokes

[@kingantunes5128]

@Joseph Hernandez nobody: Not a single soul: Me: imma doing a nobody joke

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

I read that as: “flesh”

[@Islam-gy9lj]

@@machielluchtmeijer7796 @Joseph Hernandez: No more "Nobody" jokes No one: @sosigsunk crunkywunk: Nobody: You: No more nobody jokes @sosigsunk crunkywunk @Joseph Hernandez: No more "Nobody" jokes No one: @sosigsunk crunkywunk: Nobody: You: No more nobody jokes

[@christianjohnson5379]

Just got finished watching this movie, I don't think pushing Doomsday towards the sun would have worked, since it has Kryptonian DNA. Being exposed to solar radiation from the sun directly would only make it more powerful.

[@randomgreek5682]

True true but also that would be less cool right

[@calypso1145]

Batman... A human fighting alongside this two superpowered heroes to beat a monster and yet he's the key to victory... Cool, brilliant, intelligent and brave 🔥🔥

[@rubenpereyra7728]

Cap.America and Iron man are fighting because their mothers dont have the same names.

[@mateovillalobos2610]

Actually in civil war when everything is ok iron man wants to kill bucky again just becouse Zemo make him remember about his mother so....

[@Ben10Blader]

Lol nice.

[@Wintermute01001]

+Ruben Pereyra But their best friends do.

[@theviniso]

*Captain is about to kill Iron Man* -Please... save Martha... -Why did you say that name? -It's my mother's name. -Cool. *stabs Tony*

[@woozziewooify]

+Matt wolf iron man thought his parents died in a crash.iron man didn't find out it was bucky till zemo played the tape.and the man who killed both parents is standing there in front of you.no what your talking about before you speak

[@PuzzleProjectorBlog]

There are more creative ideas and solutions in this video than it was in the film.

[@nelsoncenatus6348]

definitely.

[@rudebwoytroy]

always

[@rudebwoytroy]

every single one of these for about 8 yeasr now thanks for coming out and pointing out the obvious

[@PuzzleProjectorBlog]

Rudebwoytroy Yaay! I'm Captain Obvious. :)

[@deathstarjacko]

I salute you Captain!

[@daniel1618]

The longer DC takes to finally include green lantern in a primary storyline the funnier the ending of this video gets

[@yazadpardiwala687]

4:20 GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CAVE TROLL? I am a simple man, I see lord of the rings reference, I smile

[@Tanoshi_Manokit]

Like a good butler Alfred is there butler: I got you master Wayne

[@Vindicator73]

Should have said, you're covered Mr. Wayne.

[@tedo1215]

#bestPart

[@G3mPro]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA IM LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF

[@chawizawdbro4763]

I've got you master Wayne. SUPERMAN:wahhhhhhhhh

[@disastrous1715]

IKR!!

[@danielanyamele2546]

when How Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended made more sense than the actual movie.

[@_S_P_A_C_E_M_A_N_]

hishes ALWAYS make more sense than the actual movie. it's kinda their thing

[@aguilacahc000]

+Daniel Anyamele lol yes and ROTTEN TOMATOES. ROTTEN TOMATOES EVERYWHERE

[@bisba]

isn't that the whole point of HISHE videos? to make more sense than the actual movies?

[@davidtarazona8909]

That's true. This movie doesnt make sense at all.

[@arryma7499]

Xd its the aim of this chanel

[@theshadowplex]

“I feel bad about it now, so that makes it ok.” Logic 100

[@theawesomebat1244]

2016: 7:10 2022: *Batman reboot releases on March & The Flash is set to reboot the DCEU*

[@thanosmadtitan9660]

Like a good butler Alfred is there

[@featherfly478]

Josh Ferguson I got you master bruce

[@UnityUprisingHQ]

don't do DRUGS waaaaaaat

[@DHTGK]

is this a joke about the insurance where they pop up whenever you say that phrase

[@jasonmccain3089]

freakingminecraftian sooo State Farm

[@AWMsCorner]

I got you master Wayne!

[@jeromiesmith8634]

BATMAN:Like a good butler Alfred is always there for me Alfred:I got you master Wayne Superman:Whaaaaat BATMAN:Oh yay because I’m BATMAN!

[@calstorm974]

🤣😭 this is my favorite part along with super tickles

[@phantomzz6589]

Maaaster wayne

[@user-bm9cv9vn2k]

Tell me do have insurance

[@Spidoor13]

I am Groot.

[@artzarr5032]

I laughed hard at that! 😂

[@stoagymahalo5268]

6:43 That explains why the Snyder Cut didn't help.

[@jarednavarrete1740]

7:10 Good idea, Bruce. Good idea....

[@myshaa01]

"What does the Lex say" I died right there😂

[@ginq8]

Raiyaan and Mysha what’s the song name!!!!!?

[@donel6750]

@@ginq8 it's hishe remake of The Fox by Ylvis

[@Chief_Bill]

Yup

[@haley8484]

SAME 😂

[@smile_vaish_musicals2888]

😂till in repeat mode