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[@minsunderstood41]

The “pentagram” is the Star of David, it’s the Jewish symbol of Faith. Kind of like the Christian Cross! But it is very similar to a pentagram

[@ZedrikVonKatmahl]

Spoiler alert: it’s a hexagram

[@tgonzalezcrespo]

A pentagram has 5 points, the Star of David has 6. (it is 2 triangles put together)

[@stephutech]

my god you dont know how loud i yelled "OH MY GOOOODDDDD ALONZO!"

[@missstitching8213]

It is in no way similar to a pentagram, but okay.

[@psistis80]

It is not a pentagram and it is not the star of David. It's a ninja star.

[@ari1758]

We're barely a minute in and Alonzo is already struggling to English and he's mistaken the star of David for a pentagram?? This is gonna be good

[@emilyischarmed13]

Today is the first day of Hanukkah and he's over here calling the star of David a pentagram. Bless his heart.

[@RosheenQuynh]

Well, I mean, if you've seen anything related to the Baphomet...

[@frmhtxwithlove]

He doesn’t have to care about any of that.. get on somewhere

[@katilynromero1736]

We all know what it means when you say "Bless your heart" Love it

[@HimeNoKuri]

Bless his heart indeed!!!

[@HimeNoKuri]

@@RosheenQuynh a Star of David has 6 points and a pentagram has 5 hence the penta prefix!! SMH

[@blissfulinsomniac5711]

"Pontius was their pilot". Referring to Pontius Pilate, the Roman ruler that put Jesus to death. I NEED CPR.

[@ELmayberry]

OMG.. really😂😂😂

[@shortsweet8563]

I'm dead!🤣🤣🤣😭😭☠☠

[@jennasotelo166]

IM DEAD 💀 😂😂😂

[@jamieharding5368]

I WAS RAISED CATHOLIC AND I CHOKED ON MY SPIT HELP

[@aquailacarew44]

I’m try

[@agirlhasnoname567]

“GET A DICTIONARY” when I tell you I use this phrase at least once a day 😂😂

[@kaitlyncross528]

Same

[@CaptainNamikaze]

Try reading FanFiction and you’ll say it every 5 seconds. 😂

[@kaleajadesilver8918]

@@CaptainNamikaze depends on the fanfiction. I've read ones with amazing spelling. But yeah most of the time they don't have that. XD

[@CaptainNamikaze]

@@kaleajadesilver8918 Yep, I’ve read many amazing ones over the years but unfortunately a lot of them are a waste of time.

[@kaleajadesilver8918]

@@CaptainNamikaze some I've read that weren't that good were at least written by a kid/teenage who tired. But yeah others are bad lol XD

[@KimberlyNicole3999]

That kid’s handwriting went from doctor to teenage girl after every question

[@IAmAdriaRenee]

"And Pontius was their pilot" took me OUT 💀😂😂😂

[@IsThereAnEkkoInHere]

You really called the star of David a pentagram boi you trippin

[@MarilynMonday]

"Somebody who flaps palm leaves over their boss to cool them down" That's the answer that was nearly impossible to read 🤣😂

[@kaypaige1021]

Whoever sent this to you, wrote these answers with someone else. I dont believe a single kid wrote any of these answers. Lol 😂

[@teresahowick5197]

I agree. This isn’t kid writing. The questions are so random too.

[@danielmclaury8213]

This is from a calendar you can buy. You can generally find them in book stores. But I don't what year this one's from.

[@danielmclaury8213]

If you look up f in exams you should be able to find it

[@teresahowick5197]

@@danielmclaury8213 interesting

[@That1nerd3385]

They also have the same handwriting

[@SoulFoxie]

I'm honestly amazed that Alonzo is a grown man and he's NEVER heard of "Magma" in his entire life

[@vibingwithnu7615]

"GET A DICTIONARY" gonna be my senior quote

[@leoeitan7067]

Make sure it's a real one.

[@CaptainNamikaze]

Why do most of these sound like an adult tried very hard to get these wrong?

[@ladylace3805]

I agree and the writing is too neat

[@CaptainNamikaze]

@@ladylace3805 yeah and a lot of those “pun answers” are something an adult would most likely come up with.

[@davinad8290]

😭😭😭😭factsss

[@shimmershine6902]

I’m assuming some are probably high school students that don’t know the answer and just decide to troll. I did that a lot.

[@teresahowick5197]

Yeah I agree

[@KindessisEternal]

That virus answer was hilarious. Magma is lava that's underground. Either in the volcano or in tubes (veins) that scatter out from it.

[@jessicaconner1242]

Not first but that’s ok. It just means I’m still here Edit: wow over 200 likes and a heart from Alonzo himself.

[@str0bewi]

Exactly

[@ELmayberry]

right

[@imagineifyouwereaworm]

Ok

[@kendrawilliams198]

Yep

[@sherribrock2726]

&

[@ohnonialler5867]

“ I use to work in a bakery. “ “ Flashbacks to Harry Styles. “

[@pamelan3365]

Is it sad I thought of him also?? Lmao 😂

[@san6292]

I'm still yelling at my screen about the fact that he could not read some of that.

[@krislatoya7556]

I was like ALONZO, WHAT'S GOOD 😭

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

"Summarise" does look weird af for non-Brits tbh

[@itsybitsybosmer]

0:58 "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Touchdown." Idk though, I feel like "Football" probably **is** a religion in some parts of Texas.

[@ashkitt7719]

Football is definitely a religion in Brazil, or at least what Burgerlanders call soccer.

[@feiery]

I live in Texas. It is.

[@kaylawolfie1111]

I just love that Katherine

[@flameheart97]

You wanna talk about religion, just try talking college football in Alabama.

[@itsybitsybosmer]

@@flameheart97 Sounds a bit like college Basketball in Kentucky

[@CT-hi4md]

Listen, I'm going to be a teacher in a few years and if I see a kid writing this sh!t down as their answer, I'm giving them points for either creativity or for humor.

[@laurentoma3128]

“I don’t even know what subject were on”😂😂

[@arachnesakura9375]

the longer this goes the more Alonzo is the one who needs the dictionary 😂 The internet is infecting him.

[@danielaf.5629]

"The Crown" is NOT a documentary. It is a historial drama show that depicts the life of the Royals. In season 4 Diana makes her appearance.

[@1do2likeU]

Yes, but it's still pretty close to the truth though.

[@bambisbomb]

“Who said “I think, therefore I am” No one: Gen-z: Billie Eilish

[@sunnysarchive3985]

Finally someone said it!!!! 😭💀😂

[@nadiawinbush7679]

I’ve been waiting for this comment 😭

[@amethystrogers8268]

LITERALLY ALDNRBSHAJ

[@relaxationhowtovideos8998]

Descartes

[@SoAyanna]

“A disk left out in the rain” 😹😹

[@mrs.fighter342]

The Crown has dramatized events. I think it has some truth too.

[@lorafrederick9969]

Yes it does. Like the war, charles and diana, Churchill and other events. While most of it is dramatized, there is some truth

[@lorrainereed37]

@@lorafrederick9969 agree because the late princess Diana is a school teacher not a performer at all

[@fwgolfgirl]

@@lorrainereed37 she wasn't a performer but did do a couple things for Charles. That is truth

[@Heyguhh]

His face after he almost missed the chair🤣😂

[@HushHushAngel]

Magma is the molten liquid inside volcanoes.

[@EverythingIsLit]

The first kid answer was "chocolate" 😂 I already know this is gonna be good

[@HeyaMoon97]

Why did I say “being a vampire hunter” out loud with so much confidence for the Abraham Lincoln question 😂

[@kristenblount8422]

Good movie 😃

[@missmegwinter]

Same 😂😂😂😂

[@tabithadearth7507]

I have a feeling that this person didn't take School seriously.

[@deandregreene2587]

who can blame them

[@RosheenQuynh]

@@deandregreene2587 Yeah, you'll be thinking that when life runs right over them because they didn't pay attention to ANYTHING. Not EVERYTHING we learn in school is useful, but surprisingly, alot of it is.

[@deandregreene2587]

@@RosheenQuynh That's true

[@witchfromthenorth5294]

” the crown ” is a very very correct fiction

[@lorafrederick9969]

Not everything is correct. There are some things that are added for effect. But there are a lot of things that are true.

[@witchfromthenorth5294]

@@lorafrederick9969 i say it agan: it is a very correct FICTION

[@musicloverme3993]

I get it!

[@jacindacampbell7993]

3:34 "Somebody who ships Palm leaves over their boss to cool them down"

[@alekswristbandchannel8151]

Abraham Lincoln was carved on Mount Rushmore

[@baileywhite3199]

Did he really sound out the word developments as devo-lep-mints. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brianneslamin554]

Yep

[@vantashiasmith2084]

The first time my notifications actually goes off and it was worth taking a 20 minutes bathroom break.

[@witchypeoniflorallungs3044]

“Pentagram” - Was actually a Star of David ✡️ Maths - THE BIGGEST HINT ITS UK 👀 3 - This kid got jokes, and is probably on benefits 😭 You good, Alonzo? 🤣🤣

[@kevinjakala3861]

I walked into my bosses office while he was sniffing coke 😂 weirdest moment of my life

[@DoctorWhoKage]

It reminds me of the beginning of movie called White Girl. 😂

[@madalice5134]

Oh damn. 😂 That must've been awkward. I had a boss who saw me taking my adderall and she goes and asks me if I'll sell her my meds. That was a wtf moment. She must've bought it before because she recognized it on sight.

[@razorjake6839]

Magma: Lava from a Volcano. Manga: Japanese graphic novels.

[@Angel-ph1yd]

Thank you for pointing that out.

[@arriibacon531]

Magna- a character from black clover

[@kimyona9746]

Also magma - one of the characters from Doctor Stone

[@kezzia-chanlilmissweeb9082]

When I heard the question and the answer I was like.... That's a straight up wrong, learn some culture.

[@FrancosBabyGirl]

So funny! Alonzo I love how innocent you are!😂

[@morgancortes4342]

When my sister asks me what this word means... I tell her to "Get a Dictionary" instead of googling it

[@timelorde7734]

How high is Mnt. Everest? He meets Snoop Dogg every Monday and gets lit. So as high as he could get!

[@jessicaelsharkawy1988]

No the crown is not a documentary but its really really good I've watched every season waiting for more

[@ACEssentialSwag]

The Crown is a really good show. It’s not a documentary, but it follows the life of Queen Elizabeth II. You should check it out.

[@AshlieJermaine]

My mom binged it and she said she loved it!! (She barely EVER watches movies or shows, so this was a huge surprise). I still can’t bring myself to watch. Not my cup of tea. .....no pun intended

[@Hi_bear-yn4pr]

@@AshlieJermaine same

[@ezranian]

“Monotony” and “lobotomy” are very different things my dude

[@robmcg26]

I thought the answer was monogamy.

[@ezranian]

@@robmcg26 I mean he probably did see it on american horror story one time

[@robmcg26]

@@ezranian Hang on, unless I'm mistaken, the kid answered "monotony" to the question about marriage, right? 2:42 Did I miss something? Your response about AHS got me puzzled.

[@loul2195]

When he reads 'assess' as 'asses' 💀

[@staropalis]

I love that as an entire generation we are sick of this “Columbus discovered America” shit to the point we are basically offended when someone still claims it lol

[@laurenmead7781]

The square root of 5/5 is 1... I can’t stop laughing at that one. 😂

[@astralshadow6193]

“Is that a pentagram?” he says about the Star of David.

[@neen42]

On the 1st day of Hanukkah.

[@neen42]

@Danny Alexander Thanks Captain Obvious. Most people read about the Holocaust in school and know Jewish folks were forced to wear the Star of David on their clothing. Basic education.

[@loganwaddell1085]

The Crown is a show about the royal family but actors are playing them. It's not a documentary series. I've seen a couple episodes, it's really good

[@lorafrederick9969]

I've seen all 3 seasons. I don't like how season 3 ends, but they better up season 4. They can't not have a season 4. They're too far in. They've introduced Diana. They have to follow through and add in her unfortunate death. Too many fans want to see how they're going to do that next season.

[@loganwaddell1085]

@@lorafrederick9969 I’ve only seen a couple episodes of the first season. Then I got distracted and started watching another show but I’ll definitely watch it after I’m done with the show I’m watching now

[@lorafrederick9969]

@@loganwaddell1085 it's definitely worth the watch.

[@johncarlopascual4228]

Magma are the molten rocks and minerals found inside the volcano where all igeneous rocks can be formed...🙂

[@destorer5000]

Anyone else think that a group of friends just got bored, bought a random textbook, and just took turns writing the dumbest answers?

[@taylorguzman9926]

Question: Who said I think therefore I am Me: Billie Eilish

[@JessMardon]

I said the same thing 😂

[@canon6363]

I said Lyfe Jennings.🤗🤗😃

[@daveysbbygrl]

It's René Descartes.. a French philosopher from the 1600s

[@shinypearlstar]

It would be history of some kind and maybe a religious class but mostly history since religions are in history

[@livywithane]

It has to be World History bc I was taught the majority of the religions in that class. (Well in depth at least.)

[@shinypearlstar]

@@livywithane yeah, religion was somewhat covered when I went through history from my school years but never in depth but I know that most of those questions are related to history minus the gross pay because that's personal finance

[@minilea144]

You never heard of Mount Rushmore? You never heard of The Star of David? You should have at least seen it during the holidays. Hanukkah is a huge thing during this time. Magma is hot molten lava. C'mon!

[@ashkitt7719]

The first night of Hanukkah was on the day he posted it.

[@LunchboxLex]

Whew chile, that's Hugo Boss 😂

[@briannaterry1599]

Another great video 😂 love ya Alonzo and thanks for being you.

[@niaj1116]

Alonzo, I love you so much and I know its a hard time with it being the holidays and your mom being gone but just know she would be so proud of you. you are a great man and she truly raised you right this time of the year is hard for me to because I have lost loved ones but please know we are here with you and we love you. I hope you have a great Christmas.

[@jaylani01]

When he asked if the star of david was a pentagram 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@BeezyBeez1234]

You know Issa good day when Alonzo drops a test answer video

[@slayergirl6983]

Finally a Buffy reference! 10:43 🤣 That kid is my new best friend!

[@CilanSteele]

Did this man... just say he's never heard the word magma... really.

[@LesTwinsSociety]

I’m actually genuinely concerned by that comment.

[@Angel-ph1yd]

Yeah, but I guess it’s because we don’t really use that word a lot.

[@Mrs1Lautner]

My sister worked at a Movie theater and once she saw two rats SWIMMING in the unpopped popcorn kernels! When her and her co-worker told the manager...he told them to pop it!!

[@thecarpinheck9224]

ALONZO!!! You are amazing, so keep up the great work!!!

[@tymorgan3335]

These are some of the funniest test answers that I have ever heard in my life.😂😂😂

[@alexrkeel05]

when I worked at my old job, I walked into the bathroom and there was shit smeared on the stall and the wall.... I walked out

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

Same when I worked at a gas station

[@shimmershine6902]

In my place we’ve had bugs, frogs, seagulls, snakes, somebody’s dog, a drunk man, tourists scavenger hunting... you name it. Also I cooked a mosquito into a pizza once and some Karen tried to say I was trying to poison her (when I literally found it on the pizza when it was done cooking and told her before I cut it that there was a bug on it and that I would personally make her a fresh one 🙄).

[@witchstormm]

“Who said ‘I think, therefore I am?’” Me: Billie Eilish.

[@Sweetumsasha]

I used to work at an Italian restaurant as an assistant chef and we had a big table booking and I watched my head chef drop a Margarita pizza on the floor, face down, pick it up, put it on a plate and serve it. I was disgusted.

[@Robin_hood27]

I love how you appear on the comments of every video on my fyp on TikTok, I love that!!

[@kingbrown907]

How fast I clicked because I haven’t watched one of yours video in a while

[@Park-Kim_VMin]

Same

[@jadiel463l8]

Same

[@jadiel463l8]

I even stopped an anime to watch this

[@ashleyburks4639]

"what is going on with this kid?" Me: What is going bon with your reading?

[@jeni7125]

Not only are the videos top notch but the comments are off the chain! Crying over here! Lmao! 😂😂😂

[@904funny]

“I didn’t know Lincoln’s face was in a rock!” bruh

[@kaleajadesilver8918]

Magma as in lava like inside the earth sort. Magmacone is a lava filled level in Spyro 2 Ripto's rage. That comes to mind first related to the word.

[@Gabitronia]

I thought "summarize" was spelled... well.... "summarize". 🤣🤣🤣

[@shayminthehuman6567]

Correct but in the uk it's spelled with an s

[@baller9real]

When you confuse the star of David for a pentagram, haha lol. Wow!

[@chasebarr3492]

Name one of Abraham Lincoln's greatest achievements? He made going to the theater interesting.

[@LunchboxLex]

Some people say data. I say data. Lol seriously I pronounce it day-ta

[@oreo8447]

It’s nonfiction but it not a documentary this a show with actors

[@loribond7115]

Love these! Thx for the laughs ❤

[@nicolebezeau1174]

God I love these types of videos! Always brings a smile.to my face

[@atari303]

"I've never even heard of magma".....are you forreal!? /facepalm

[@jadiel463l8]

Bruh like forreal this dude

[@cosmic_kei9569]

Same smh

[@robmcg26]

"Liquid Hot Magma"

[@Rokudaimedono]

This so much.

[@carmen8970]

2:43 Monogamy is when you have one partner at a time. The opposite is being polyamorous.

[@GoddessFourWinds]

Or just, you know, not with anyone. lol And it said monotony. LOL

[@drewsoraci5368]

And Alonzo thought he meant lobotomy. 🤣🤣🤣

[@zeffiedavis3537]

Excited for this! Hi Alonzo! Happy holidays! Miss my fave KZbin!♥️🤭

[@evieford9738]

I’m almost on the fourth season of The Crown and I really like it. It’s not a documentary considering it has dramatized scenes and events, though it’s mostly based on true events. Sometimes the timeline is a bit off.

[@joyhigh]

"the crown" is a series based on a true story. I like it. 🥰

[@acyfso]

I was at a mcdonalds playground, and there was a prosthetic leg just sitting there ...

[@musicloverme3993]

Yeah, like who could just WALK away without it. 😂

[@allycia3420]

You should do a cooking video soon. Love those 😂❤️

[@chrryteri]

Btw I just started The Crown. It’s not a documentary. It’s drama show based on real events and people surrounding the British Royalty. It starts with the current Queen Elizabeth II when she was young in the 1940s (She’s 94 years old now). So as an American it’s interesting to learn more about the British Royalty and what they go through.

[@livywithane]

3:09 Not gonna lie, but I'd spell it like that too.😗😅 3:43 this sounds like World History, bc in 9th grade we learned about the main religions. 4:14 he's so tired y'all he can't even say developments right! Devel-lepalents.😂😂

[@mzvibe2232]

Magma is lava underground. The S in debris is silent.

[@rogeliapaz8367]

The Star of David Alonzo:is that a pentagram

[@SamoaJoe907]

Oh great you posted a new video. I got my dictionary ready Mr. Lerone!

[@shinypearlstar]

It is said either way so don't worry, it just depends on the persons

[@TMonty525]

The crown is a work of fiction primarily. Inspired by some real events

[@ellenwendt]

The crown is based on real events but there are parts that are dramatised and added fiction. It's a great show I'm watching every day! I'm in season 2 now and highly recommend it!

[@princehnes102]

The Abraham Lincoln question, I thought it was gonna say "He died." or something like that. 😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@cheyannerockett8870]

Kids were probably smarter than me when I was their age. Tbh, looking at my generation, we are strange. How high is Mount Everest? Me: it need to stop smoking.

[@nicola163]

7:27 Miss Billie Eilish

[@haven8623]

I was laughing so hard when he tried to pronounce the names from the Bible😂😂😂😂

[@gaylehaeffner9595]

You have the best laugh! You have helped me through 2020!