FUNNY TOY COMMERCIALS - Diamondbolt

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[@Tajealos]

I'll have you know that Lego's BIONICLE Piraka Rap commercial is the most perfect piece of media to ever be created. It is a careful blend of plot, emotion and character development that all culminates together to form a piece of visual art so powerful and meaningful that it cannot be expressed through mere words. The only reason you belittle it is because you cannot even begin to comprehend the layers upon layers of intricatally-woven story that, to this day, are still being deciphered by philosophers and, in many years to come, historians. This, my friend, is art in it's purest form. You can dismiss this claim all you wish, but at the end of the day, you are simply blinded by your own ignorance in your attempts to reject the cold, hard facts that have been presented to you.

[@jamesattack7420]

you must be some kind of god to comprehend this song!

[@ellieharwood3194]

Cool and good

[@neroledoot20]

You someone from Bionicle Maskposting? Cause that sounds like something someone from Maskposting would say.

[@KrytenMark]

Tajealos Wow, you're right! And here I assumed the Gravity Hurts song was more impactful. :) lol

[@peterpupovac6562]

Tajealos I’ll be honest, it has a nice sound to it and gets stuck in your head quickly

[@theultimateumbreon3466]

Modern kids toys: a pooping dog, a peeing and crying baby and a suicidal fairy.

[@CT-Irodion]

2000s kids toys: Japanese spinners, robots with detachable limbs and bio-mechanical beings who fight for masks of power.

[@archnexus3936]

@@CT-Irodion this makes more sense than American toys

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

80's toys: Statues that sometimes move

[@FriskyD.]

You forgot "this year's slime-like substance"

[@metaluzaki1534]

Even hard rock can't stop Captain America's heavy metal drill from bursting.

[@DiamondBolt]

YO YO PIRAKA

[@alexgherghiceanu2094]

Diamondbolt hi

[@kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871]

THE GANGS ON THE LOOSE

[@ian1231100]

Diamondbolt PIRAKA GO PIRAKA PIRAKA GO PIRAKA

[@ashar9093]

Diamondbolt AYYYYYYYYYYY

[@sexyjar-jar3549]

Diamondbolt ur funny commercial transformers video got me into ur channel

[@Stickyspin]

"let's start with everyone's favourite card game Yu-Gi-Oh". *Plays bayblade*

[@gotemm2.05]

Shows ninjago

[@Bluemarblecomics]

That was my childhood

[@Redasfitz]

Ninjagoooo Jay still best

[@Dat_MrBlack]

@@Redasfitz i like the Emo cole... R.I.P Kirby Morrow

[@piecheese1214]

*CAPTAIN AMERICA'S GROIN EXPLODES!*

[@quakywacky8048]

piecheese1214 how infinity wars ends

[@endersage3514]

piecheese1214 They didn't get him a shield.

[@piecheese1214]

Oh hey, I've been hearted!

[@IcyDiamond]

How dare you spoil endgame for everyone

[@InfinityBlock192]

Wait exuse me what

[@chinesefood1115]

*You want to go little shit?!* - Diamond Bolt 2017

[@chinesefood1115]

HOLY SHIT HE LIKED MY COMMENT

[@Yamatonix11]

Okay the Toys R Us commercial was pretty cringy, but hearing Peter Cullen yelling in surprise at himself was pretty hilarious.

[@Undrave]

SUPER CYAN! Look out for those Super Magentas though!

[@autobotcliffjumper945]

But also cyan is a shade of blue so does that mean that this commercial predicted Super Saiyan god Super Saiyan?

[@markperl3869]

@@autobotcliffjumper945 it did. Toriyama was always one step ahead.

[@autobotcliffjumper945]

@@markperl3869 Mother of God....!

[@therevenant1887]

WITH MOVING BATTLE ARMS AND OVER 22 POINTS OF ARTICULATION AT YOUR LOCAL TARGET BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED

[@ArtzzyKid]

*Captain America's groin explodes* I died

[@reptilitronousprime9213]

DiamondBolt: "End my suffering" Mikey: "That's my line" DiamondBolt: "Existence is pain" Leonard: "Sounds good to me!" That fits together so perfectly!

[@death1399]

Meseeks : Hey existence is pain is my line

[@joshuavis2736]

Flip the diamond bolt lines around for a smoother better scene

[@EmeraldEtherious]

Wait who's Mikey and whixh specific Mikey are we talking about here?

[@MothLordDip]

My favorite part of Captain America Civil War was when his groin exploded at Iron Man

[@akaniotevanos9861]

Boy toys were all boom pow explosion! Girl toys were like, ayyy check it out! We made a baby doll that can really shit itself! WOW!!! I really wanna be a mom now!

[@legosam2067]

8:43 Him: You wanna go lil’ shit!? Narrator: Yes!

[@commandixnostalgia2321]

Diamondbolt: Let's start off with the card game Yu-Gi-Oh *Shows Beyblade* Dude!

[@charleslewis4442]

And ninjago

[@sharkdude7]

“Can’t compare with the greatest commercial of them all” wait it’s not.... YO YO PIRAKA

[@thatspicynoodle]

5:30 oh god im ded 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌

[@laurafaller3953]

Where's the video come from 😂😂

[@bing2879]

Rockonium? *ROCKONIUM!?* *It’s worse than Transformium*

[@TheGenuineDWNUT]

WRONG! Unobtanium (from James Cameron's Avatar) is the worst name for a fictional substance ever.

[@weezingargonian6523]

It’s Brickonium, like Lego bricks

[@FriskyD.]

@@weezingargonian6523 but, the thought of drilling through stone to find rocks is more amusing

[@victorzimmerman7566]

@@TheGenuineDWNUT How about gundanium alloy

[@vile2574]

Bassnium from mega man

[@homebrewhorus7110]

Bionicle fans remember

[@kabob0077]

Patrick Mendoza YO PIRAKA GO PIRAKA!

[@Toon_Lucario]

The fricking flutter by fairy joke was amazing

[@williambernkastel4821]

8:34 thousands of pokémon are treated badly every year. Like to send thease pokémon some love and help.... ...Or not, i may be just doing this for likes

[@TFanPage101]

(Squeak toy sound) My dog is freaking out.

[@Bluemarblecomics]

Holly shit

[@enderdrone6432]

*CAPTAIN AMERICA’S GROIN EXPLODES* XD

[@sashabraus9422]

You know what would be cool, a little movie or a small show where a transformer dies, and goes into the pit to meet all the other versions of it. (Got this idea from the pit series)

[@ryantyanmyan2528]

(Hook) Yo, yo, Piraka! Yo, yo, Piraka! (Verse 1) The gang on the loose Nothin' you can do The Beast on the move Bully comin' through Trigger, Tracer, Drifter comin' too Add The Snake that makes Piraka crew (Hook) Yo, yo, Piraka! (Verse 2) The gang on the loose Nothin' you can do You can try, but why? You know you're gonna lose (Hook) Yo, yo, Piraka! (Yeah) (Verse 3) Piraka on the street It's time, tick tocka The gang on the loose in your school locker At your home too, in your friend's room Nothing you can do, the gang is on the loose (Hook) Yo, yo, Piraka! (Verse 4) Yo, I rap to the beat The gang is on the loose Piraka in the street, that's a lot of heat (Bridge) The Trigger Tracer Drifter The Snake The Beast The Bully All that makes Piraka (Ungh) (Hook) Yo, yo, Piraka! (Outro) Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Miraka, go Piraka 'Ey yo, go Piraka Let's go, go Piraka 'Ey yo, go Piraka Go Piraka, go Piraka Let's go, go Piraka 'Ey yo, go Piraka

[@bowenorcutt78]

2:08 Mock it if you must, but I could watch Peter Cullen make meta-jokes about the toyline a-la-Toy Story all damn day. That was PRICELESS!

[@roshannalturk]

The Toys R Us commercial w Optimus is my all time favorite toy commercial. Idc what everyone else says about it. I crack up every time.

[@irishspitfire]

5:26 I can't stop laughing. That transition was priceless XD

[@celstacker22]

04:30 - 04:36 If only the pitch meeting for "Dragonball: Evolution" had gone that way...

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

I hate that I remember almost all of these.

[@Brigduit-uq3ok]

On 4:39 when its a school night but you wanna have a Diamond bolt video marathon

[@saltyshishkebab4581]

I focken' died at the Baby Born commercial !!! XD I never laughed this freaking hard at commercials in my life, ffs! I even started to cry, when i re-watched the Baby Born part 5 times all over, just dying on the "God is Deeaaad!" XDDDDD

[@DinoKaiju1227]

Super Cyan?...I think the correct term is Super Saiyan Blue. XD

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

*They knew* maybe after the ToP arc, Gohan will get bodied by reborn Nappa and Raditz

[@darkusblader]

@@KaiserMattTygore927 no he will not

[@TheStoryTeller17]

This video made some of these commercials feel bearable... and funny.

[@jetshot2218]

Sees trailer for Infinity War is out Sees Diamondbolt has uploaded a video Watches Diamondbolt first

[@OPornogeros]

Primes screaming at eachother is the best thing ever

[@Mexican_Sunbro]

Watching a video about toy commercials only to get an ad for a Justice League Batman toy mask.

[@Shamitako]

Hah, same

[@mr.spiderman8104]

I got 1 about dolls that can make videos

[@dunkaroo1364]

If I were to narrate a Digimon commercial it would go a little like this... “So these are the new digimon guys in stores now” *kid digivolves it* “Holy shit! Those things transform?! That’s like two toys in one! These things are awesome!”

[@DangItshere]

*baby cries "GOD IS DEAD!!"

[@R3dB0t1]

8:40 Diamondbolt sounds like he's has a grudge with Pikachu

[@Mesanyx]

My favorite form of Goku is his Super Cyan form.

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

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[@damiantaing104]

That’s the actual way to say sayian there was just a translation error and it stuck for the rest of dragon ball

[@zoesoundglave3897]

you mean ssgssj?

[@gachawolf4195]

MXP14 lol

[@MisterBurgerBeachball]

FOR YEARS I HAVE HAD THOSE BAKUGON MCDONALD'S TOYS AND I COULD NEVER REMEMBER WHAT THEY WERE CALLED. YOU SIR ARE MY HERO.

[@auberginebear8134]

3:23 *end my suffering* I would love it if the toy actually said that.

[@jeidough]

Oh yeah, I remember seeing Captain America's groin explode in Civil War!

[@KeejTV]

BAKUGAN BATTLE BRAWLERS? MY MAN, WHO WAS A DARKUS BRAWLER?

[@strikeflyer]

Keej TV ventus, because no one liked ventus

[@t-kozy39]

i was sub terra

[@joeysandoval5269]

Keej TV I just used whatever Attributes I had lol

[@JacobMcBaggins]

we both ran with the shadows of the night, brother

[@MrMajorasmask101]

pyrus bro

[@fearofwisdom1781]

Captain America's groin explodes.

[@Asaylum117]

Ah, toy commercials. This takes me back. I remeber when I saw a commercial for Bionicle 2002, I lost ny shit as a child. I still own some Bionicle figures, but sadlly I never was able to get Toa Tahu during my childhood. Yes I still own Bionicles, even if I am 22 years old and I am not ashamed about it.

[@soundwaveelfurritobonito8084]

You are a great collectionist..

[@Nin_the_Shinobi]

1:12 I think you mean that guy looks like he's gonna burst. But that moment at 2:26 was priceless.

[@acero3652]

The one commercials that I always found hilarious are the medicine ones and how they make it out to seem amazing and then they tell you all the possible side affects...I don't know why I find that funny

[@AbishaHealfdene]

Fun Fact: Nickelodeon's Gak is apparently named after the word slang word gak which means "cocaine". Nothing better than snortin' that good good Nickelodeon Gak.

[@AbishaHealfdene]

Btw, the "Super Cyan" pronunciation in that DBZ toy ad as actually correct because the letters ai in Japanese are pronounced the way they are in the word kai. If it were supposed to be pronounced the way it was in the dub it would be spelled Super Seiyan.

[@SPDshannon]

*when you see digimon in the background* ..... DIGIMON, DIGITAL MONSTERS, DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS! I have no regrets.... XD

[@helloyt6410]

Reason why I love diamondbolt

[@shaden99]

Golden Minecraft You know, when I watched him for the first time he was a stranger for me. Now, I think he is great. He deserves 50k subscribes. I can't wait for next Q&A. I have a lot to say.

[@deadlock4_844]

My prayers have been answered!!!!! I actually saw most of these when I was like 5-7.

[@NGOTB]

Made my freaking day -NGotB-

[@officialsagetime]

Says yugioh, shows ninjago picture, shows beyblade commercial pls

[@coopermowry8813]

Captain America’s groin explodes?! This was funny.

[@prentice1215]

10:29 Called it. I knew it would either be that or the Inika "Move Along" commercial, lol.

[@suvney3733]

1:56 I can't even....diamondbolt lol your sense of humor

[@autobot-jedi-iron-man3166]

I remember a few of these growing up.

[@weezingargonian6523]

2:27 Girls: eeewww that’s soo gross Boys: we’ve all been there pal

[@ЪвИнтернете]

A pun about Ninjago is just perfect.

[@maverickREAL]

IIRC the Gak commercial is a meme in the MLP community because when the episodes were livestreaming on Twitch or something it was during a time where the Gak ad was playing EVERYWHERE, so every single commercial break had at least 1 Gak ad

[@sempaigvd]

Dimond bolt Why Dont you have 10000000000 subs?!

[@rumblino4947]

Homies Homies YT I don't think the world has that much people

[@wildcatjs1570]

There are not 10 billion people on the Earth

[@sempaigvd]

kamehameha 2000 xD

[@thescottishnerd]

you know i am right

[@firepower7017]

Homies Homies YT Clickbait

[@joshuavis2736]

At 5:56 when you see there is a big the cat plush *Checks price* Me: a small price to pay for salvation Also A bakupack and a flipping bakurack. What the hell

[@assaltthepepper2726]

So funny . . . Diamondbolt can make anything hilarious 😂👌😂👌😸❤

[@imnothappy1136]

Commercial: and fly Diamond bolt: shows toy go in fire I laughed so hard I fell down the stairs and nearly died

[@kurtmorales7644]

I see Digimon wallpaper in the background, Talk about that next.

[@mohdfairuzbinhusin3504]

Remember when the commercial screaming in your face, Ah such a relaxing time

[@FumusPrime]

Nice Haircut DB :) And to add to the compliments, this one beats all the rest. Thank you for making my day.

[@noriakikakyoin7685]

Each more awesome than the next. Bulbasaur:I see no god up here.Except for me.

[@JLVModels]

hard rock cant stop these heavy metal drills!!

[@lightningstudios3630]

“existence is pain” SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

[@hazard2587]

DB I was sleeping then I heard your notification and then I woke up to watch your video

[@nadiavinogradova2807]

You mean there is another Optimus prime? Yeah! Look! AAAAA! AAAAA! I LOVE this one:3

[@notsoalex]

9:39 I wonder why that one didn't air. Oh yeah and... YO YO PIRAKA YO YO PIRAKA GANGS ON THE LOOSE NOTHING YOU CAN DO

[@Brax64]

For the sonic adventure ads they used a sonic 3 plush as a stunt double for the plushes. The plushes in the ads are also the prototype versions of the plushes.

[@shoegazer4113]

Diamondbolt I told you on Twitter "not funny enough" always means gold. I was very correct

[@bluetoothschizophrenic]

3:20 Could we all have a moment of silence for my and anyone else’s childhood who owned that? Such tragedies

[@nadillasakinah950]

Nice to see another commercial. This is so cheesy, my stomach felt sick as if I ate blue cheese!! Great job, DB!

[@andrewalberto6597]

Captain America groin explodes had me dead

[@bumblebeelife35]

Oh boy. I remember seeing these commercials a lot. They're still freaking weird, love your reactions to them DB

[@soosjonahjamesonbutbro7874]

optimus screaming is the best thing i ever heard

[@kyoswimm]

In one alternate reality, the Piraka rap never ends.

[@N30N350]

I was having a shitty night and this made me cry. Tears of laughter

[@DCMarvel2009]

Certainly didn't expect a video like this. Great job, Diamondbolt! ...I knew I wasn't the only one who remembers Bakugan...

[@godzillaguy5467]

CHARMANDER NOOO Best line ever

[@justanothermollusk5829]

5:49 I agree with Knuckles here. He seems to get what's going on.

[@endersage3514]

Trainer [Insert Name Here] *Oh no*

[@BenPictures1]

oh no

[@slappybio1686]

*OH NO*!!!!!!

[@specky4153]

*OH NO*

[@boxtank5288]

"I'm Sonic the Hedgehog and this is Jackass!"

[@themastergamerextreme9107]

The plushes for the sonic adventure advert are the prototypes plushes for the plush line that came out not that long after the game did

[@soundwave8466]

Okay to be fair both the animation and actual games of the mcdonalds sonic games are far better then Sonic Boom

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

Can't wait to play as Emmy and Rogue

[@smoov22_sonic]

Can we get a commercial with Mark the Tapir advertising his fanfiction to people who have never seen the show and have no idea that he's supposed to be Chris Chan

[@PuppyHugs]

?

[@Joseph-pu5kd]

This is the most funniest commercial ever

[@hosomi1833]

I can't even tell your Australia Also poor Peter being in that horrifying commercial

[@tailgate8840]

spidey central I think the moment Peter Cullen saw that commercial he was internally saying nope. But accepted the paychek did the lines and got the fuck out of there as quickly as possible

[@dragonspear570]

The Beyblade and Bakugan ads gave me heaps of nostalgia.

[@FlyinScottsman]

5:41 When bae says she wants kids.

[@kathyconner1478]

5:17 I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING

[@davidpap5369]

My heart goes out to all those poor narrators who have suffered to bring us these commercials.

[@9-bitfox]

8:25 Just got that Good Nostalgia Shot straight into my veins, my gosh

[@jermyz.6364]

Thank you for making my life comfortable.

[@krg-diver4655]

8:04 Oh hey, I actually had that toy when I was a kid. One of my best birthday gifts ever.

[@weirdtrot2844]

*presses groin* *EXPLOSION*

[@CalvinWitthoft]

Oh my goodness it’s almost a little bit weird going back to older videos were he’s like 16, I’m now a year older than Diamondbolt is here I feel like I’m time traveling