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[@bigcat618]

3:39 - it's called an aglet. I do enough crossword puzzles to know this kind of stuff.😃

[@MelissaThompson432]

Pro tip: sheets in dryer? This is why you have a sleeping bag. Pillow + sleeping bag = bed made.

[@roypiltdown5083]

16:35 i worked around nukes in the air force, and recently tried to take an evening class at the local university - the security i had to go thru to access the nuke area was NOTHING compared to what i had to go thru to take a class in medieval history.

[@urkiddingme6254]

This is apparently the mantra I never realized I live by until now. "When I say 'I'll figure it out' I just mean I'll learn to live with whatever fresh hell is coming next."

[@pamelawhite5906]

Thanks, Toots! I needed that! Just subscribed. I don't do this for just anyone.....😊

[@cindylehman4818]

Both. Mom took everything doctor's told her to. But dad....I don't remember him going to the doctor until he was in his 70s.

[@happyhermit3141]

1m05 - Salt & vinegar chips people are a sturdier breed but paprika people can steal your heart with just one come-hither glance.

[@_PJW_]

2:32 : so he claims, but doesn't offer the video.

[@niteshades_promise]

rat pizza child casino. thats what im calling chuck e. cheeses from now on! 😂🍻

[@niteshades_promise]

@10:36 is that a minon or a mad ball from doom?😂🍻

[@davidmccormick550]

Ironically, I’m the one guy in the family that has a distaste for over medication, to the point I’ll gut through headaches sometimes. Everyone else, take ibu if you have even a slight headache. The reason it’s ironic is because I was the sick kid with back problems and asthma. Remember one time we had to go to the hospital at 2 AM, due to what turned out to be severe pneumonia, mostly because mom could hear me coughing downstairs even after a Nebulizer treatment.

[@sunderwood9321]

Had more serious trauma from medical pharmaceutical poisoning in my family than from sickness!

[@MelissaThompson432]

My family was: "sick? Have some vitamins! Iron tonic! An orange! Herbs!" Worked, tbf.

[@edwardcote1331]

deep fried ranch dressing.wtf is wrong with you people?

[@CATSFOREVER308]

Umm nah,not really funny like the animal ones,those were hilarious.

[@thaisstone5192]

There is nothing humorous about these; just people throwing pity parties.

[@mikes5637]

You must be the life and soul of actual parties 😅

[@bigjobbies]

@@mikes5637 **actual parties**, where people get drunk, act like a fool and then hate themselves afterwards, those things?

[@marlytate6914]

Biden could regain this nation's trust with one cognitive speech. Maybe, Maybe not.

[@nicepokerface3465]

Wrong video magat