The 'Full House' When Cigarettes Were Cool And Steph Was A Loser

[@Mr.-Roybot]

"Invite her to the Netflix spinoff for the episode about meth" is the most underrated line of this video

[@cfan2980]

Roy Thingamajig yep

[@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io]

Fuller Crack House?

[@morbidsearch]

Yet I've already seen five comments quoting it

[@MESIAS_ROCKET]

Holy shit, MY SIDES.

[@charlestonrezz5188]

I was actually expecting the meth reference due to the fact that real life Stephanie was an actual addict and it was 💯 known because she did an interview which she revealed on TV and People magazine.

[@CShivery]

Cigarettes are a gateway drug to harder drugs like chemotherapy.

[@playbackproductions1]

Bro, HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@C_Tizzle]

If you keep your lifestyle shitty enough, it won't be the cigarettes that getcha..so you may as well smoke em.

[@reapercreeper3466]

nice... that was a good one.

[@Theycallmethek3]

Proper

[@johnchris7278]

yeah me and the boys use to sneak into the hospital and take turns. Good times.

[@siray3232]

I'm sad you didn't include this verbal murder from the end of the episode: Gia: _Six graders are a waste of skin!_ Stephanie: _You should know, you were there for three years!_

[@jesseperez3086]

But thats actually a good burn

[@KrisRN23935]

Siray that might be the best line in the whole show.

[@siray3232]

@@KrisRN23935 i know right, ice cold

[@CharlestonChica]

@@siray3232 Or piping hot tea.

[@bigbearkat2010]

I remember that. Gia's big comeback was that it was only two. No, seriously she thought that counted as a comeback.

[@Angie_Onaleta]

"Invite her the Netflix spinoff to do an episode about meth?" 🤣

[@b.parker1740]

Breaking House.

[@gabrieladerre2862]

Oh, Stephanie knows all about Meth already!!!

[@renmojito6796]

Yes we all saw the video, no need to quote it

[@DO4M]

@@renmojito6796 How RUDE!

[@renmojito6796]

@@DO4M Your definition of rude is baffling. There was no insult. How sensitive

[@norefunds4731]

_"She's helping Steph with some 19 year old single mother makeup."_ *The hottest kind of make up there is.*

[@x_VineM_x]

😂😂😅😅💀

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

No Refunds Steph went straight to meth.

[@matthewdaley746]

@@aaronburratwood.6957 Her demons were luckily unable to consume her.

[@tarmanjrakathegooch]

Can't argue with you on that.

[@MakePeopleMadForFun]

How is single mother makeup the hottest 😹 torn up pussy, stretch marks, leftover baby bump on her belly, and deal with hearing an annoying child? Nah

[@eddiebrock7119]

Weird, in future episode, Gia becomes Steph’s best friend and Mickey disappears after one more episode.

[@T-Jex]

So she *did* probably killed herself

[@JMFabiano]

Which reminds me... episode where Gia meets Steph as a bully who accuses her of paying guys to date her?

[@SDoesNotKnow]

Probably because the actress playing Gia was a better actress.

[@VoidMaid]

Oh thank God, I was worried she would never probably fucking kill herself. I *need* that closure every time.

[@davida6146]

SDoesNotKnow but Nikki was hotter

[@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327]

*“It gets easier.”* Funniest joke I’ve heard in this entire video!!! 😂😂

[@Musiclover19]

Funniest thing ever said in Full House, that’s for true.

[@fastbreak333]

And we never saw the hot math teacher, because he probably killed himself to escape bad anti-smoking jokes.

[@Ironbat92]

No no no.... it’s “He probably fucking killed himself”

[@Musiclover19]

We never saw the math teacher to begin with, he doesn’t need to cram a fictional suicide in every video.

[@fastbreak333]

@@Ironbat92 I was worried that I added a swear, KZbin would demonetize my comment :(

[@xalexis.editsx]

fastbreak333 I'm just wondering, how old are you? That doesn't happen on KZbin.

[@DCD4Ever]

I never saw that math teacher in the first place! 😲👆

[@thumbs2345]

The most surprising thing was that we do see Mickey again

[@anthonym.3562]

Detective Naoto back at it again with the facts

[@larrylutz6825]

Only Zack Morris makes people end up probably f***ing killing themselves.

[@Ironbat92]

Matthew Daley she

[@cheesecake134]

For like 2 more episodes and then Gia takes over.

[@melodramatic7904]

Even more surprising was that we see Gia again, even on the spin off.

[@JAM609]

“You don’t need to smoke to have friends but if you need friends that don’t smoke you’ll end up with a bunch of Stephanie’s” Wowowowow truer words have never been realized

[@CHASEMARC]

Considering how Stephanie looks today, I would love a bunch of Stephanie's as friends

[@anidleteen]

Yeah but Stephanie's awesome, so I dont mind 😹

[@MrParkerman6]

She grew up to be a dumb ass. She has done every drug in the book and chain smoked heavily for years. Didn't even take her own show's advice.

[@martial_matt]

@@CHASEMARC Jodie is super hot for sure. She seems like a very down to earth person too.

[@martial_matt]

@@MrParkerman6 well God forbid somebody did drugs after being on a pretentious cheesy sitcom.. you act like she's such a horrible person. C'mon dude, nobody is perfect, people make bad choices and she's pretty successful even now. Pretty sure she doesn't do drugs anymore. And even she smokes who cares...

[@patchythepirate6053]

Could you do the episode we’re Kimmy gets drunk

[@bryanalejo5741]

Matthew Daley 😦😕😂

[@x_VineM_x]

@@matthewdaley746 😂😂

[@moriellymoproblems7842]

Isn't that every episode?

[@Videokid703]

** where

[@Zmantheburger]

Patchy The pirate where DJ was the biggest boner of all time?

[@Elle-5187]

1:32 made me laugh way too hard "Bah, cigarette, bah" 😂

[@davidmckesey7119]

So hard lol

[@matthewdaley746]

@@davidmckesey7119 Smoking makes laughing hurt.

[@hero850]

Same here.

[@Gr95dc]

That was hilarious

[@theresacherco9543]

@@davidmckesey7119 lol

[@dashielldriscoll6627]

most unbelievable part of Steph’s call is that a foreign exchange student named Olga wouldn’t already be chainsmoking in middle school

[@PhoenixRising87]

And not cigarettes, either...Satan's lettuce...

[@MrParkerman6]

It was called Junior High then, not middle school, dumbass.

[@emilyfisher7060]

MrParkerman6 that’s so unnecessarily aggressive😂

[@JayJay-kq8ol]

Jesus loves u

[@emilyfisher7060]

Jay Jay who?

[@DavesDime]

"And we DO see Mickie again" Holy Shit, twist of the century!!!

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

For one more episode and then she probably killed herself.

[@kickassneilum]

All thanks to her giving up cigarettes for banging the math teacher. Smart girl.

[@superdooperswagger]

Ah Family Sitcoms, teaching us that school equals ·Smoking 7th graders ·Alcohol drinking 6th graders ·5th graders love to inhale spray paint

[@MichaelBlaneWalker]

Kiara Thompson all love cursing.

[@urmumgae4245]

In my middle school it is worse

[@MrParkerman6]

That's pretty much true, except they all do all.

[@dclikemtndew]

7th graders smoking was a lot more common in the 80s though

[@vicky248123]

I always found it ridiculous how much they thought we were going to encounter drugs while still in school. I don't know about y'all but I wasn't offered drugs until college and then once an adult I learned that literally everyone was doing them. Your friends, their parents, the administrators, your neighbors, etc.

[@dharmallars]

It’s soooo Danny tanner to immediately be concerned that a potential friend for his lonely daughter is “dangerous” and never once question if she’s actually living in a neglectful home and needs help and support. Almost seems a little seventh heaven!

[@indigothecat]

Maybe they needed to go on A Very Special Episode of 7th Heaven instead! Those folks snitch and tell and surrogate parent everyone!

[@robg3179]

OK, but Stephanie stubbing out the crayon and waving the imaginary smoke away is actually really good comedy.

[@AndrewMartinez1776Redux]

Stephanie: "I don't smoke cigarettes. I smoke meth."

[@Brhoward31]

Lmfao

[@Bstevie8292]

Lol

[@jameskiely8703]

Lol

[@trevorbarnhill3399]

Winner. (:

[@aspiringmultiplicity]

What are all the meth and Stephanie jokes about? Was the actress a meth user in real life?

[@arg3824]

"It makes you look cool and it's something to do with your hands. next question." Accurate.

[@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo]

Can confirm 🧐🤣

[@geoffreypeterson8903]

A team of ADULT writers wrote dialogue where 12-YEAR-OLD GIRLS talked about getting the "hots" for an ADULT male teacher. O_____O

[@matthewdaley746]

Something awful is being planned.

[@lehannas7571]

Yikes. I didn't think about that.

[@matthewdaley746]

@@lehannas7571 I didn't either, intentionally.

[@drudle]

To be fair, they were writing what they thought "bad girls" would talk about while smoking in the bathroom. They probably aren't wrong, rofl.

[@Fresca64_]

Ever been to middle school before? Every single girl talked about how hot the math teacher was lmfao

[@ABluePhoenix]

Moral of the story is: Zack Morris is trash

[@PokemonTrainerVince]

Exactly.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Zack's parents should've gone Red Foreman.

[@jabrown503]

No matter how many times I watch this, I always love "Aunt Becky returns and Steph whafts away her imaginary smoke. She's a moron" 😂

[@marcykeeley7709]

I was one of those High School bathroom smokers and I have never once saw anyone bully someone about not being a smoker or peer pressure them into smoking cigarettes.

[@kimkim7239]

gold dust woman yeah most of the smoker I knew would be like “ Yeah don’t do it cause you’ll get addicted “

[@andrewthezeppo]

And nobody ever just offered cigarettes to four other kids voluntarily, the friends that didn't have them would beg or offer a quarter or something

[@EhrisaiaOShannon]

Ikr? I guarded my cigarettes like gold. They were expensive as Hell, and hard to get. I used to have to lie to the creeper at the gas station, and tell him I'd let him rub lotion on my feet to get him to sell to me. No joke. Lmiao. Ah the folly of youth. 💜

[@kristinbagani2811]

I think it’s because the focus of the episode was more on peer pressure than on smoking in general.

[@mokeygreen]

@@EhrisaiaOShannon my god the creeps in the 90s- 2000s were gold. We never ran out of beer and cigarettes!!

[@Mary-qk9rp]

Please for the love of God do the Disney World episode where DJ somehow hallucinates that the guy playing Aladdin is Steve and legitimately about to get crushed by a boulder.

[@FlixCreEightR]

I loved when 90's sitcoms went to Disney.

[@thumbs2345]

It's funny because Steve was the voice of Aladdin

[@DDRhappiness17]

I remember that ep lol

[@pheobeydomea2477]

That one girl Stephanie dated was 100% micky

[@night_owll28]

Pheobe Domea wut?

[@theisticlogos2539]

night_owll games In Fuller House Stephanie says she dated a girl, I believe.

[@pheobeydomea2477]

@Drago Arbiter I feel you

[@Mozes316]

A simple, "I don't smoke" always was good enough as far as I remember. lol

[@chiptankgirl]

There are so many great shows this series could cover but I also am loving the focus on Full House.

[@savvybear11781]

Stay tuned for the second half of this season... Very special 7th heaven

[@KaijaSchmauss]

@@savvybear11781 I really hope it's the weed episode.

[@uknownlight]

@@savvybear11781 lol u wild

[@phillipt6345]

"Invite her to a spinoff episode about meth." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Anyone who knows about Stephs personal life caught that. LMAOOOOO

[@twdjt6245]

Dang, looked it up 😂

[@jaja2084]

Yet she's still fucking hot. Ain't it amazing?

[@matthewdaley746]

@@jaja2084 Nice to see she didn't crash, and, burn.

[@UberLummox]

Something is actually almost funny in the vid then I guess. Thanks for a tiny bit of justification in the time I wasted watching. :)

[@princeuvolesckoolbmovies5460]

Jaja Williams That was years ago she got herself together now for awhile

[@TheShinyDwarf1]

Forgetting she’s wearing a King Size bedsheet

[@deannas2778]

😆😆😆 this vid is basically just steph getting roasted for like 4 minutes

[@jesseperez3086]

Mickey musta blazed one before going to the bathroom because that was not funny 😁😁😁

[@kathayes7400]

She does look hella high in that scene

[@borntogazeintonightskies]

Moral of the story: being sexy isn't just reserved for those who teach Spanish and gym. Math teachers can be eye candy too.

[@greengeek562]

“Bah, cigarette, bah!” Lmao holy shit that got me

[@GxGNoir]

I don’t know why I loved this show so much as a kid

[@adeltoral]

Me neither. It’s truly an all-around terrible show - writing, acting, joking. I guess it was just pretty much my crush on Lori Loughlin that kept me coming back. *Shrugs*

[@bigpompano1659]

“A lie for anyone who has ever hung in there”😂

[@bailodescalza]

See? I told ya! The majority of Full House series r a very special episodes that u can do for a season! It's the gift that keeps on giving!♥️🤣

[@jasonp4571]

"Invite her to the Netflix spinoff for an episode about meth!" I fuckin died

[@alexcarrilloofficial]

2:59 "mickey must of blazed one before home room" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sarahfalconer1541]

“I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been.” ― Daniel Keyes, Flowers for Algernon

[@marivg8948]

that was an awesome book.

[@kennygr8ify]

I like Stephanie's How Rude catchphrase!

[@hkid92orsnow]

I was such a Stephanie to the point that I was in a skit in middle school playing the role of the kid saying no to the peer pressure to smoke 😆

[@dane21dc]

It’s surreal to this show and Married with Children were on at the exact same time

[@samuelclark1677]

It's funny because Stephanie grew up to become a real life addict 🤣😂

[@JIF882]

Yeah. Addiction is funny

[@justingreen2432]

Steph fanning away her imaginary smoke was a legitimately funny little gag!

[@billyweed835]

His dad alarms went STRAIGHT to Defcon 2 after that conversation.

[@alanaambroo]

"A lie for anyone WHO has ever hung in there." Noooooooo FR lmaoooooooo.

[@wstine79]

When Aunt Becky enters the room, my dad alert goes off.

[@Bala_Niranna]

Hey, at least you're being a parent. That's like, a hundred times better than her actress already

[@chelseylin6724]

0:27 okay but Mickys outfit is on point👌🏻

[@daltonhill5110]

"Check out the bod on that new math teacher." *HOLD UP.*

[@officialkinxg693]

“invite her to the Netflix spinoff for an episode about meth?”😂😂😂I CANTT

[@JosephMaker-mm1ms]

Why did FunnyorDie stop doing these?!?! These are funny as FUCK🤣😂

[@chrismccoy6481]

I read some comments on other videos that the guy doing the voice ended up going to work on some other movies or some shit

[@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp]

"bahhh cigarettes bahh"! idk why that made me laugh so hard lol

[@qwertyzxcvbn3174]

Steph says no to tobacco but yes to Crystal meth

[@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io]

Though this be madness, yet there is meth in it.

[@MrParkerman6]

Wrong! Jodie smoked BOTH cigarettes AND Meth.

[@itsjustnopinionok]

I'm here after a tiktok 90's sitcom clip with a comment about this cigarette scene

[@michael-s]

So am I

[@TheBaltimoreMovieTrailerPark]

Man, y’all went hard on Steph on this one! Not that I’m complaining or anything!

[@skullkrusher4078]

Dad alarms through...the goddamn...roof😆

[@terrinater]

Honestly, you could probably make a series on Steph to offset "Zac Morris is Trash"

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

terrinater Stephanie tanner is trash

[@KaijaSchmauss]

"Steph Tanner is laaaaameeee!"

[@Rbills02]

Steph Tanner’s a moron!

[@johnenigma8506]

Hell,you can do ten seasons alone with every character on Friends.

[@hannahwilliams5681]

@@blairwaldorf-bass8180 no she's not. She was the best character on full house

[@jiveturkey2347]

The best part of any of these series is how you make fun of Stephanie's dorkiness 🤣

[@neesi1570]

Moral: Someone needs to have a talk with Mr. Lucas.

[@Liversnap15]

“Invite her to the Netflix spinoff for an episode about meth” had me Rolling

[@themikeyds4104]

"DAD ALARMS CODE RED!!!" Lmao

[@Princess-im3wm]

"Invite her to the Netflix spinoff for an episode about meth" lmfaooo

[@davidstrange6759]

Who caught that Meth joke at 2:39, because I almost dropped my water when I heard that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@x_VineM_x]

I audibly went "yaaaoooooo!" Lol

[@matthewdaley746]

@@x_VineM_x I tried not to think too much about it.

[@sofiarifanburg9421]

The fact that over half this episode is spent in the bathroom is mind boggling

[@MrParkerman6]

Why?

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

1:31 "maaahhh, cigarettes, mmmaaahhhh" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Still laughing it off...

[@danielsinclair9263]

LOL, :"A lie for anyone who has hung in there." just the way he said it made me lose it, haha.

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

The “hot math teacher” was Rod Belding....Call back lol

[@kosherjew4223]

The way he says " Dad alarms going off. Dad alarms intensifying. Dad alarms code red. Dad alarms thew the goddamn roof. 😂😂😂😂

[@chrismulwee4911]

Hard to believe that Jodie Sweetin was only 11 when she made this! She looked 14! Very mature looking for her age! Molly Morgan,(Mickey) on the other hand was 15. and closer to the age of her character. BTW the part where Stephanie pretends to be "Olga" is hysterical! It's obvious by the look on Jesse's, Joey's , Steve's and DJ's faces that they know who it really is!

[@mrmonty86]

Some of those episodes were like you're watching a 30-minute PSA.

[@starrfyre2814]

I remember Mickey just leaves and Gia becomes Steph's bff....and they never really explained it.

[@MrParkerman6]

Gia got her ass Judy Winslowed.

[@catloverkitty]

THANK YOU FOR POSTING!!!

[@masonf7332]

I cringed so hard when she said “I’m a big fan of breathing”

[@MrParkerman6]

No punchline or pay off.

[@inkystars19]

*Dad alarm intensifies*

[@skillybong]

Way too early, not enough comments to read with quotes from the vid 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@mhoran21]

Skilly Bong but those are my favorite! 🙄

[@matthewdaley746]

@@mhoran21 It takes a little bit of patience.

[@renmojito6796]

@@mhoran21 I see, some people look for comments about the vid. Other people look for comments from the vid, despite already watching the vid.

[@justinbenning2428]

I look for the people who comment on the people who quote from the vid.

[@Cazz8203]

Bunch of fuckin parrots

[@adotjdot9434]

"She's dangerous, a synonym for cool." 😆😆😆😆

[@dish_w4sher]

My crush ex's was a bad influence on him I'm so glad he left her she did drugs and alcohol her family was always in trouble with the cops a lot he's so happy with me now I don't put alcohol or drugs in my body. She was really toxic for him he's much happier with me. I'm happy she didn't force him to do anything bad☺

[@BarbieAllNightDance]

‘It makes you look cool and it’s something to do with your hands’ 🤣

[@LeoP2008]

Considering how Stephanie turns out in Fuller House, she eventually finds her way into being an actual person.

[@jameshutton1094]

What's hilarious is that all the adult actors were probably chaining at the time.

[@simpleton8554]

@UC_SlyN22x72sGPmsaLzopuQ you didn't get the joke lol

[@jameshutton1094]

@@simpleton8554 I mean, jesus.

[@matthewdaley746]

@@jameshutton1094 The Joker had a great quote regarding this situation.

[@CRocketSlim]

Why do I feel like watching the Entourage eps with Bob Saget in them now? LOL

[@FlackNCoke]

The dunking on Stephanie in this episode is amazing.

[@martial_matt]

Steph wafts away the imaginary smoke! 🤣 This show had plenty of genuinely funny jokes between the cheese.

[@BryceChillis]

meanwhile all the crew and actors smoke when they're not filming, haha

[@Sophie-nz9fz]

FINALLY OMG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE I REMEMBER IT SO VIVIDLY

[@reandruzzi]

ME TOO. I wanted to be a Gia so badly. I wasn't.

[@matthewdaley746]

@@reandruzzi Not quite all she was cracked up to be.

[@loganarnoldkicks4321]

“Mickey most have blazed one before home room because that was not funny” 😂😂

[@matthewdaley746]

Good thing she was only in one other episode.

[@amandalucero5922]

Please keep the Full House Very Special Episodes coming! What about the one when Papouli dies?

[@matthewdaley746]

@brandon roberts That one hurt a little too much for me.

[@sarahcoughlan3684]

THE ONE WHERE DJ AND KIMMY GO TO A FRAT PARTY AND KIMMY GETS DRUNK

[@michaelcastillo3231]

My fucking head is spinning. Foreshadowing is a bitch.

[@gregman05]

Oddly enough Stephanie and that one girl became friends

[@timobrien8809]

Yeah, And Gia was horrible !!

[@lindseycassella3015]

They become best friends and then Danny starts dating Gia's mom.

[@RexTheDinosaur1]

@@lindseycassella3015 so is that when he tried to act like a young dad and he just looked fucking stupid?

[@MrParkerman6]

No, that was completely different episode and happened years before, dumbass.

[@Sephiroth766]

yeah that was weird. That was weird when I first watched it, still weird now

[@BlazingOwnager]

lmao the ending quote of "You don't need to smoke to have friends, but if you need friends that don't smoke you'll end up hanging with Stephanies" is truly one for the ages.

[@miahthorpatrick1013]

How the hell can you get free donuts for teachers lounge!? I still don’t understand how one would achieve that lol

[@MrParkerman6]

*from the teachers lounge, dumbass. You just go in and grab some, idiot.

[@BriZentTiZo]

"Bahh, cigarette, bahhh..." 😂

[@iiibrielle5931]

Yeah I GueSs I'm JuSt A Big FAn Of BrEAthINg

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Yes

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

10-4

[@princesstarah2]

"And we DO see her again!" What a nice twist 😂

[@rachellejones6254]

Kids should not smoke cigarettes or drugs... they should wait until they’re teens... well basically, that’s what Jodie Sweetin did. 🤣

[@MrParkerman6]

Except she started at 12.

[@David_Downs]

@@MrParkerman6 *14

[@David_Downs]

@@MrParkerman6 youre probably thinking of Drew Barrymore.

[@Lameashellcosplay]

Its kinda funny that realistically, if you denied a smoke/alcohol/any other drug, more than likely a person will just be like: okay more for us then!

[@wstine79]

Is Mickey the one who got Stephanie into the DJ career?

[@brockalbert5111]

DJ Tanner?

[@MrParkerman6]

No, The first Episode of Fuller House is Bullshit!!! We all know Steph never got out of that house. She never moved out and lives there till she dies.

[@diamondbentley7469]

"Dad's alarms through the goddamn roof". I couldn't help but laugh at that part.

[@jessepollack2815]

*A lie for anyone who has ever hung in there* Holy shit I feel attacked

[@elizabethmcbride222]

"bahhhh ciggerettes bahhhh" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dead