Jon Hamm: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

[@yesway980]

"You're in 'The Day the Earth stood still'." "Yeah" "Why?"

[@WolfieeifloW]

Make sure you also fuck up one of the lines even though you literally only had to get 10 right.

[@veritas1073]

This is my truth

[@vooveks]

@VIPKID Vault I thought I was the only person who loves seeing lines from a video written out in the comments. I _can_ see the video, but I still enjoy reading something I've literally just heard. I would also like to thank KZbinr 'Yes Way' (very funny Waynes World reference, by the way lol) and all others who take the time to do this.

[@999titu]

God

[@iftikharhafiz8603]

Was he making joke of him due to bad acting or what

[@Scommander1945]

"Mark that under who gives a shit" This show is so perfect, I never knew zack was a serious comedian

[@joshlubs9760]

you NEED to see his stand up

[@Fafafohi]

Josh Lubs What were they drinking in Sideways 2?

[@drewdonahue123]

That's Scott Aukerman he's the director listen to the comedy bang bang podcast it's amazing

[@Winteramen]

Serious comedian is the funniest thing

[@TRJ2241987]

His Comedy Central Presents from the Early 2000s was legendary

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

The BEST and most UNDER APPRECIATED thing about this whole show is the video quality. I love how they always make it look like the video was synced over from a '90s VHS tape or screen grabbed from some website.

[@rpm2004]

It's meant to look like public access television.

[@dontdothngs]

i feel like i got malware from watching this

[@rodrigomadrid9039]

Not UNDER UPPRECIATED, everybody did APPRECIATE it, it's just you trying to feel special

[@cheesesteakphilly]

I hope it doesn’t change. The one with Hilary Clinton has really good quality. I hope it doesn’t get any “clearer” than that.

[@virtualsnake1994]

i thought you were being sarcastic. i'm not sure if it was intentional considering these earlier episodes are 7-8-9 years old and the most recent ones are of much better quality. either it was unintentional or it was an idea that they gave up on or forgot about

[@samihajahan9450]

I think the noise at 3:01 is when jon hamm drops his keys. and come back for it after 2 years during Will Ferrell's interview!!!!

[@jrproductions5612]

Great catch

[@jeremyc9593]

Wow. Very nice catch. I've watched this too many times and never heard that.

[@itscork]

Very suspicious that you would notice this. Are you actually a producer for “two ferns”? I suspect that you are actually Zack G. incognito and you’re furthering the storyline.

[@NoOne-ky1er]

Nice catch

[@NTUNKNOWN]

No that was the pen?? Falling. Look between Jon's legs

[@godsmacked1000]

2:17 “Identify them in a lineup” 😂 I think dude Jon was quick witted with that one and almost made Zack crack up

[@jettison27]

These are scripted, so no XD

[@kkdias9924]

@@jettison27 These are not scripted atleast not entirely. The guests are made aware that it might be an unpleasant experience and some parts might be scripted but not all.

[@daniabuaf]

yeah you're damn right about that one jajajaja

[@godsmacked1000]

@Aki Goteb identifying a criminal in a police lineup means pointing them out (with your finger, or fingering them) to identify the culprit involved in a crime. Fingering a pretty girl is sexual innuendo for sticking your finger in them in a sexual way.

[@babyboyy207]

You could tell Zach was impressed with that one

[@megalo-dono4339]

I seriously died when he checked the time on two different watches. Such subtle humor

[@daytona595]

I didn't even notice. Dying watching it now lol.

[@_Tomb]

John even went "do you h-" like he was about to say "do you have two watches" LOL

[@tommypayne]

“Do you like websites?” “...Sure, yeah” “Yeah, I heard that you like websites...” “...Where’d you hear that?” “...on a website” So simple, but made me lol! 😄

[@HashimAziz1]

Could only be funnier if the next line was Zach adding: "So maybe they're biased, I don't know"

[@laestrella9727]

300 likes 🎉

[@jamburkrishna]

Oh the days when sneezing was a harmless gag.

[@alicecaldanitasqueti]

I came back from 2070 and it's still unsafe to sneeze on other people's crotch.

[@omarb155]

@@alicecaldanitasqueti by 2070 we will have mastered illinesses

[@janundead7400]

Good old days

[@summerlindley1284]

Sneezing? I thought quite certainly he was using it as camouflage to joke about gagging while deepthroating. The coin falling out? If not it was fucking genius.

[@007artimus]

Jan Undead now it’s attempted murder

[@taramathews7391]

Plot twist: he's cranky to guests because hes been allergic to ferns this whole time

[@jonhamm734]

Awwn 💝 thanks dear and nice to meet you

[@ok2593]

@@jonhamm734 who tf u fooling 🤣

[@bramkruyt5840]

@@ok2593 plot twist: they're married within a year

[@taramathews7391]

@Brandon Lynch Plot twist: you suck

[@joe3755]

"AMC, what's that stand for" "It doesn't stand for anything anymore" 100% props and respect to Jon Hamm for telling it like it is.

[@CC-bu2gv]

why, what did it use to stand for?

[@pilotcmull]

@@CC-bu2gv A.merican M.ovie C.lassics

[@lindenpeters2601]

Yup they used to show old movies like TCM does

[@mikepilkington2156]

he should work with kevin bacon

[@marinapequeno9366]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA oh my

[@adamfrancis9815]

mike pilkington lol 😂😂😂

[@biguprochester]

Adam Francis why are we going down this rabbit hole 9 years after it was published?

[@No11114]

How about kevin hart😁

[@user-73a]

fuck you

[@aqua794]

Jon must have been laughing so hard at some point because you can see tears from where he’s been crying.

[@nspector]

@@pashadyne Yes, hurtful.

[@seth9165]

@@nspector scathing, even

[@nspector]

@@seth9165 Definitely scathing

[@MichaelLaFrance1]

I saw him in an interview recently and said he had a blast shooting this, but it took a few hours to get it right because they laughed so much.

[@laestrella9727]

What screens you all got? I can't see nuthin on my tiny phone at nearly 2am 😀

[@vabp8985]

"do you like websites?" I fucking died

[@joshuabulduc8782]

"I read it on a website"

how did you type this comment if you died?

[@vabp8985]

Jaime F that's a good question

[@XiiSelector]

6 years later they done a movie

[@ColesCorner]

Tuan Linh Vo it's just kinda how bland and random the question is. That's what's funny lol.

[@StallionFernando]

2:00 hahaha Zach is wearing two watches one on each hand.

[@1989marcomendez]

and none work XD

[@ettawing5955]

funny

[@perpetual_bias]

jon noticed that at 2:07 lmfaooo

[@oldajtap1361]

I first thought Jon’s reaction was because zack was rude. Didnt even notice the two watches 🤣 classic

[@051kilo2]

So DOES every rapper lol

[@jaben5489]

2:00 when Zach looks at both of his watches and then Jon’s reaction just had me dying😂😂

[@RoachDogg_JR]

He almost asks "You have two watches?" but Zach cuts him off

[@laestrella9727]

I missed that the first time, cheers(!)

[@whitevii1533]

"I'm allergic to ferns." might just be the best line in this entire series, future episodes included

[@darkwitness2718]

Agree 100% 👍

[@aerisbueller6294]

Does it get on your nerves when people make jokes about your last name? ... Is your middle name honey-baked?

[@thespungolator3421]

Fuck you.

[@SheldonHelms]

Is this your job or something? You just scroll through comments, commenting on people's comments? Does that pay as well as your part-time gig at the adult bookstore?

[@idolrocks9017]

VIPKID Vault Okay, seriously, I understand what you are saying and you have a point, but is the cussing really necessary? Do you not think that you can get the same point across without all the unnecessary cussing?

[@welhynole4082]

2:57 is when Jon lost his keys

[@mindoverbread1213]

That one got me hahahahahaha

[@AnDi-sl6kd]

" I'm allergic to ferns " hahahahahahahahahaha

[@gskinner7440]

the sneezes kilt me! 😂😂

[@jackbossong4319]

"Do you like websites" "I heard you like websites... on a website"

[@Srushh_tea.]

Who's here after watching the movie?? The Cosby sweater!!😂😂😂😂

[@karygold]

I wanna see more!!!! 🤣🙏

[@Srushh_tea.]

@Dashing Dave they're under the fern!🤣

[@saam6768]

yo someone rip that fucking movie and email me. netflix hates you, get them where it hurts.

[@andrewcastleberry4921]

@@saam6768 come again?

[@chadkase7580]

@@saam6768 you jew!

[@aimson]

lol, I died laughing on the ground for a moment at that turkey sound

[@geddco]

same

[@obs4281]

www.google.com.au/search?tbm=isch&sa=1&q=people+who+say+lol&oq=people+who+say+lol&gs_l=psy-ab.3...0.0.1.907.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0.dummy_maps_web_fallback...0...1..64.psy-ab..0.0.0....0.s1zuGockSEI#imgrc=bJWgpVl3WGbMIM:

[@shivakumar499]

aimson .😂😂😂😂

[@stormlighter82]

That, and the part where he asked if he fingered the ladies at the show lol

[@pessimistkai5569]

Why?

[@Zhurak]

"im allergic to ferns"...ROFL

[@shoopddawhooped]

Jon reveals how smooth he operates by side-stepping the fingering question with the line-up clarification, quick thinking, impressed Zack!

[@Aaron_Gentry]

1:22 Mad Men is a show about people in their early sixties No, it's set in the early '60s :D

[@mrblaoblao6981]

"No, that's a different show" xD

[@michaels2614]

Which show?

[@KennyRider137]

+Richard Budin Golden Girls.

[@innerversion9522]

John Hamm has a such a lovely, deep voice.

[@MichaelBarrett1984]

Jon Hamm is actually one of the most hilarious actors

[@juxsoundz4822]

we're here with jon hamm.... am i saying that right?

[@TheJooberjones]

The long pause and look of utter bewilderment from jon after zach says "stuart turkeylink?" Hahahaha

[@waaagh3203]

"See...here it says it's a show about people in their early 60's." "That just says, 'do you like websites?'" I don't know why but this show always makes me laugh so hard. Fucking great stuff.

[@heyecanDorukla]

It's literally only time he says the guest's name correctly and goes on asking "Am I saying that right?" Subtle but genius!

[@ikepayne632]

I lost my shit when he hit the button ahahahahahahaha

[@cafnicaud1697]

same here

[@pokemad1998]

I lost it at Stuart turkey leg..

[@mattp9019]

and the gobble button delay.. that timing XD

[@deathtoallpoets]

Stuart Turkey Link*

[@AnDi-sl6kd]

The sneezes at the end - I almost died lol

[@Joejoe-lx3cn]

I know!!!

[@t88taco88]

+Andi Berisha same

[@afonsosilvestre8330]

+Andi Berisha same

[@tianapitesr8553]

+Andi Berisha Jesus didn't kill himself!

[@AnDi-sl6kd]

+Tiana Pi Tesr what are u trying to say o.O

[@enigmaedits1559]

2:55 Coronavirus has entered the chat

[@akshaypanchal23]

And suddenly everybody left😁😂😂

[@Dre_Gonzales]

I lost it when he pressed the button. XD

[@vinniP123]

"i understand you won a golden globe award" "i did" "mark that under who gives a shit"

[@060296rules]

please stop ruining it by spoiling the punchline

[@vinniP123]

awww you butthurt?Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez

[@060296rules]

***** t'was loading

[@Mshadowsilove]

Omg i've just discovered 'Between two ferns' today... And I've never laughed so much in my life! Zach is a genius!

[@00swinter21]

well I diecoverd it TODAY too and i love it too. no idea how i could miss out on the for like 12 years...

[@chineduobuekwe]

@@00swinter21 you’re never too late

[@chineduobuekwe]

You were early AF

[@Rioretti]

haha how do they keep a straight face

[@princeeeeyyayyy5677]

Rioretti probably tons of retakes

[@fmills1583]

Easy, because they are straight.

[@bradliston2836]

They’re actors. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@BedroomPianist]

He actually doesn't tell the guests anything. Now that the show's popular people know what to expect but in the first season or two they had no idea what was going on. These are genuine reactions

[@bradliston2836]

Bedroom Pianist yes he does. They do pre interviews and go over the questions once or twice before the final recording.

[@JonnyTGood]

"I heard you like websites" "where did you hear that?" "On a website"

[@qweed54]

LITERALLY HOW DO PEOPLE ACT??? LIKE OH MY GOD ID BE ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING

[@geraldl5221]

Multiple takes until it's not funny to them anymore.

[@kamoroso94]

Gerald L That's actually kind of depressing to think about when you put it that way.

[@ItsameAlex]

lol

[@rodrigomadrid9039]

They are professional actors

[@jonhamm734]

@@ItsameAlex lol 😊 thanks dear and nice to meet you

[@Frankincensedjb123]

Funniest show in existence.

[@TheFlash-dr1kr]

@ Your opinion***

[@prod.hxrford3896]

Eric Andre show

[@dogsbreakfast4952]

Ummm the office

[@wiglafsfilms8418]

Ummm, Dave Chapelle, Sanford and Son....

[@03PaK]

Community, Workaholics.. Always Sunny

[@BScott7220]

"You mean like identifying them in a line-up?" HA HA

[@marthy33]

" Is your middle name ' honey-baked'"? omg! Hilarious to hear him say that in that serious tone!

[@j.antoniopercivalle9655]

He left his keys

[@Elusive_Pete]

"Do you like websites?" has to be the most simple yet best line in all of Ferns.

[@nspector]

It's up there

[@BASSic601]

That fucking turkey gobble XD XD XD XD im fuggin dyin

[@MissZaynMalik13]

When he started sneezing my cousin came walking down the stairs like "What the hell is that?! I thought someone was dying"

[@MissZaynMalik13]

Mat C Did I fuck my cousin? No I'm not white.

[@matc2679]

I like you. Youve got flair

[@MissZaynMalik13]

Mat C Thanks, comes naturally

[@ItsameAlex]

but in brenda's got a baby by tupac the woman was black

[@MissZaynMalik13]

ItsameAlex what does that have to do with anything

[@WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU]

Hi my name is zach galifianakis and this is between two ferns im your host zach galifianakis

[@dfrancer]

Is your middle name 'Honey Baked?' 😂😂😂😂

[@underwood9584]

Donnie Francis Jon honey baked Hamm

[@epie6]

Wow, wouldn't that have been delightful! Who wouldn't want to eat a honey baked ham. 😝

[@djbitocika]

I heard Jon Hamm's key falling. Now I get why he comes back 2 years later.

[@melodymedia466]

DUDEH HOLY SHIT LMAO

[@morrownow]

I'm looking for that...where is it?

[@jjpyae]

@@morrownow 3:02

[@sprathu2012]

You get why comes back TWO years later? I don't! Also, how did he leave? 😂

[@danyellebrooke5725]

Jon Hamm is such a talented Actor, and so good lookin' too. I LOVED him in the movie The Town with Ben Affleck, Blake Lively, Rebecca Hall, and Jeremy Renner. Such an amazing movie. And the cast, was flawless :) Haha "Jon Sausage" OMG, I can't.. I died, lmmfao.

[@jonhamm734]

Awwn 💝 thanks dear and nice to meet you

[@mitchbrown4803]

"Next you're gonna tell me that KKK doesn't stand for anything." "....." Jon Hamm's timing is amazing

[@ShobhitGosain]

Jon Sausage. LOL

[@funtzman]

+Shobhit Gosain haha, I liked Stuart Turkey Leg too

[@blakestormcrow6275]

King of the North!

[@joshoxendine7563]

This episode has every top tier joke in the series "next thing you're gonna tell me is that the kkk doesn't mean anything to you....... You're in the day the earth stood still, why?" Love how they both lose their composure there. "That just says, ""Do you like websites?"" "Madmin" this is the episode you are here we are one i farted

[@TheJooberjones]

Josh Oxendine i like the things you write on the internet josh

[@shreerangramtirthkar3226]

i farted reading this comment as well!

[@nspector]

Yes. I think it's the best one.

[@Zhurak]

I dont know why, but they way he hit the buzzer with the turkey sound killed me ; D

[@daiduongdaviddinh140]

between two ferns with jackie chan pleaseeee

[@Saadrbutt]

+herrbetto 55 jackie chan? why?

[@godonkwame5384]

with seth mcfarlane, curious how that would go.

[@daiduongdaviddinh140]

+Saad Butt he would use kungfu to kick Zach' ass

[@papercat2599]

+herrbetto 55 no way jackie will just laugh at him.

[@mushizOmbies]

+herrbetto 55 but where jackie chan at?

[@Josh8far]

Zach checking both hands for the time and then cutting Jon Hamm off when he begins to say “do you have two watches” is a subtle but hilarious bit

[@AlbinoWhiteGuy]

Seriously Zach is one of the funniest people out there. Literally can’t stop laughing watching these interviews.

[@ejej6934]

Sure... can't stop laughing....

[@williamgullett5911]

Do you like websites? Yeah, I like websites Yeah, I heard that Where did you hear that? On a website 😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@Devilyaki]

So random the sneezes

[@maxtew6521]

"Do you like websites?" may be ome of my favorite questions of all time.

[@katherineisaballer69]

Ahh you need to get Johnny Depp!!

[@tikendying]

Kat Schomaker that wud defo turn violent

[@DrRiq]

@@tikendying actually, no it wouldn't!

[@samkelomambisa1897]

"Yeah. Identify them in a lineup... I knew what you mean". And then the hand gesture.

[@coffeeabuse]

The timing and the pronunciation of Mad Men as "Madmin" had me falling out of my chair lol

[@ejej6934]

You're easily amused.

[@coffeeabuse]

@@ejej6934 Yes very easily

[@lolmenot]

Funniest thing I´ve seen in a loooong time. Not just the lines, wich are genius, but also the facial expressions on both of them. This is comedy!

[@jakeiverson57]

I love how stoic Jon is. He doesn't even get close to breaking, and it makes it a million times funnier.

[@JarrettMazza]

"You are in The Day Earth Stood Still?", "Yes." - "WHY?!". LOL.

[@Brendan-Black]

By now most people probably know this, but these 2 are good friends and it shows in their chemistry here. They're both really quick-witted and funny; they should consider doing a film or series together. (Man, I miss watching brand new episodes of _Between Two Ferns._ I wish they'd bring it back for a couple more seasons.)

[@adamjagdat9753]

The second sneeze at 3:01... LMAO I spat out my tea

[@neradena]

"Is your middle name honey baked?" xD

[@CBuehler82]

Kawaii Senpai yes. I died.

[@leppyleppy6210]

2:05 Jon Hamm being thrown off by Zach wearing two watches is wonderful lol

[@milesreal420]

This specific interview is so underrated. John Hamm just kinda takin it on the chin and remaining composed as Zack aggressively lashes out at him and not getting the effect he wants is gold.

[@Elegant_Sausage]

It's a scripted show. If you want to see how funny it really is, check out the bloopers from the show! Jon hamm cracks up a lot and its hilarious

[@milesreal420]

@@Elegant_Sausage trust me, I know it's scripted! But pretending it's real makes it ten times funnier. Where can I find the bloopers? I've searched everywhere but never get any results.

[@LarsRyeJeppesen]

@@Elegant_Sausage Are you sure it's scripted though?

[@nspector]

@@LarsRyeJeppesen No, we really don't know. Zach says it's not. When you watch the bloopers, you see that they had to do more than one take, but that doesn't mean it's scripted.

[@LarsRyeJeppesen]

@@nspector ok thanks

[@donnerschwein]

"do you like websites?" ... just HOW does he come up with this? 😂😂😂

[@JetMags]

It’s my favorite question on earth

[@nspector]

@@JetMags It's such a good one. Favorite question on earth....yeah, I can see that.

[@ronald8664]

Dude appeared twice, respect 👏🏾😂

[@DarkOps2442]

2:23-2:33 might just be the funniest ten seconds in the history of show buisness... "I know what you mean...(finger/squeeze)" "mark that down under who gives a shit".....LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[@GauravSharma-bt9ld]

The way he instantly asked Why made me spill my drink

[@kimsjustice09]

OMG my stomach hurts from laughing, holy shit

[@rcaldwel]

Lmfao he’s fuckin hilarious

[@Jimbles.]

the way jon was so taken aback when zack looks at the second watch on his other wrist.

[@Kattywagon29]

I never knew that Zach could be like this. He is amazing! These conversations are so uncomfortably funny. I don't know how they can do it.

[@jonhamm734]

Awwn 💝 thanks dear for your support and nice to meet you

[@Kattywagon29]

@@jonhamm734 Nice to meet YOU! Even nicer to rediscover this video and show it to my daughter. I hope that you're having a nice day.

[@jonhamm734]

@@Kattywagon29 Alright that's fine am glad you do like it. Am great, how are you doing and where are you from??

[@jonhamm734]

Hello dear kathy my good fan

[@jonhamm734]

Hello dear 💕

[@user-fo5hs9hn5e]

2:04 he was definetly about to ask "do you have two watches on?" haha

[@schtuff.8207]

'Sneezing into John Hamm's crotch' is something I would never think to type without seeing such a thing occur.

[@myflyonthewall48]

I've watched this 100 times but the first time you ever hear that turkey sound, is one of the funniest things ever!!

[@ejej6934]

Not really. Like: not at all.

[@johnisaacdavey]

I just belly laughed + tears at the run-up to that very last sneeze.

[@deanodebo]

I cried at the sneezing

[@jychilly]

"I'm allergic to ferns" That has got to be the funniest ending to any of the "Between Two Ferns" interviews.

[@fight9896]

“I’m allergic to ferns” holy shit this guy’s pure genius

[@nince021]

"i'm allergic to ferns". Pure gold!

[@alexander1485]

+nince021 but yet this is the only one he sneezes because of ferns lol

[@genuinelyjag]

1:17 Jon’s hair changes. I don’t know why, but it does

[@tylerpurrden]

this is a ventured guess, but thinking he mighta run his hand through his hair when the camera wasn't on him

[@BenteMeijer]

"Mark that under who gives a shit" 😂😂😂hahahhahahahah I've been bingewatching these all afternoon but now im actually dying!

[@jonathanhamm5908]

Hello pretty lady how are you doing today I hope you are doing well and I really appreciate you being my fans 💓💓💓💓

[@OilPanic2]

"I heard that you liked websites." "W-where'd you hear that?" "On a web--site." LOL

[@jonhamm734]

Lol😊 thanks dear and nice to meet you 💝

[@bigslice54]

"Yeah, I heard you like websites." "Where did you hear that?" "oh, on a website"

[@Kaineiribas]

"Do you like websites?" was the best question of the history of talk-shows

[@nspector]

Agreed.

[@robertwhite3752]

“ I heard you like websites? Where did you hear that? On the website!” Lmao!!

[@somebody4244]

This is one of his best interviews by far

[@FreshteJavidhosseini]

is there a "behind the scenes" to these things???

[@oskarsorling98]

Saw the Hillary one, now I've seen it all..!

[@Colt-wr6wx]

zack is so funny.! he makes it look real but its so hilarious! 😂😂

[@Lopezness]

"Yeah, identifying them on a line up 🌝🌝" Zach really gives no single fuck about nothing 🤣🤣

[@dennisthemenace8424]

Why am I just now watching between two ferns in 2021 I’m late but this guy Zach is really funny😂😂😭

[@1Maccabee]

So, when this whole series came out years ago, I wasn't nearly shitty enough as a person to enjoy it. Now I find it hilarious!

[@nspector]

Proud of you.